Steven Seagal Wrote His Own Movie..

[@achopes]

After watching this video, I have the impression that Seagal is two bad decisions away from starting a cult about himself

[@Ovonx]

two ?

[@panonymousbloom5405]

He's not competent enough to do it.

[@rebeccavaldez9176]

@@Ovonx 😂

[@negative6442]

​@@panonymousbloom5405bro does not have the charisma

[@360.Tapestry]

@@negative6442 he could pay the right people to be his mouthpiece and build some bogus legend around him... but we already know who he is, so.... only the super dumb and really lost (and there are still enough of them to start a cult)

[@dash4800]

I'm actually shocked Seagall didn't write in a scene of people talking about his sexual prowess and how well endowed he is. They literally did everything else.

[@BlueLizardKing]

they do that in his other movies

[@itsjustmaddisen]

I’m not gonna lie I am too.

[@Skipjack7814]

Sir! Because he's made 62,000 movies SINCE then, but what about "Hard to kill?" The horribly stupid and gratuitous scene where Seagal is in a coma, and Kelly LeBrock is his "nurse." Hes laying there with a sheet covering him, LeBrock is giving him a spongebath. She says softly "Please wake up..." Then, (grab a barfbag) she LIFTS THE SHEET, looks down toward his junk and says "PLEASE wake UP!" I JACK YOU NOT, she actually said it.

[@SilverbackGorilla69]

@@Skipjack7814 I think she was married to him at the time too.

[@Skipjack7814]

@@SilverbackGorilla69 Winged Silverback! Thanks for reminding me of this hideous truth! Some of these "documentaries" claim that he married her while still married to his Tokyo Sugar Mama, and while ive never bothered to verify, ive chosen to just believe it, because Seagal is so grotesque anyway!

[@TheHolonConcept]

There is only one person who watches Steven Seagal movies without laughing and that person is Steven Seagal

[@itsjustmaddisen]

You’re so goddamn right lmao.

[@bondickle]

...and my 94yo Grandad 😂

[@austynwishard64]

wait til you meet my dad. his number one fan

[@ECHO-87]

​@austynwishard64 does your dad think he's an alpha

[@degeneratewithasideoftidep6795]

@@austynwishard64your dad is Steven Seagal?

[@maidenlessjessofchaos4484]

I don't know if I'm sorry or not for tweeting this to you. It's complicated. Not the movie, just if I should have subjected you to that

[@pink_earthworm]

You’re dreadful for this, but it’s certainly a Seagal moment

[@Jadeelmao]

@@hellboy365bm I wondered what he was yapping about

[@BRIANNA_00]

​@@hellboy365bm You've never seen a schizo comment

[@TheFatCookie]

@@Jadeelmaothis is why reading to comprehend is important kids.

[@marthastewwart]

​@@hellboy365bmI don't think the comment could be ANY easier to understand. Are you really so braindead that you can't understand these 2 or 3 sentences?? Really ???

[@goodguykonrad3701]

13:47 Love the, "I need money to help my daughter's leukemia, and I'd much rather steal from Mr Hou than sell any of my many pearl necklaces" line of reasoning to help us really emotionally connect with a character

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

He didn't wanna call it final mission because he legit thought it would get sequels

[@sierrajohnson717]

i think you actually have the answer there

[@football4life85]

That’s exactly what I thought!😂

[@hugejackedman3447]

@@sierrajohnson717 Nah. He would have just called the sequel "Final Mission 2: No Return" 😂

[@Samantha2209]

Then Final Mission 3: Resurrection

[@hugejackedman3447]

@@Samantha2209 *THIS!!* 🤣 The movie would open with a view of him nailed to a piece of wood and somehow breaking free with his magic chi powers and dispatching all the nearby bad guys all while monologuing about "revenge being against his teachings" 😂

[@dylanjwicklund92]

I love the story. Rob Schneider tells where he's like. Yeah, I met Steven segal on the set of something and he comes out of his trailer and it's like I just read the best script. I have ever read in my life. And rob says oh yeah, who wrote it? And Steven segal says I did. Cracks me up everytime

[@Sadlander2]

I was about to write about this but wanted to see if someone else had already mentioned it. Cracks me up every time, too!! 🙂

[@dylanjwicklund92]

@Sadlander2 I know right it's hilarious and I'm going to stop using speech to text lol I just seen the mistake

[@necrotic-bone]

dude I love stevenson goal

[@littlewing6231]

The fact Rob Schneider is part of the so called best script Segall ever read ( wrote) makes it even dumber in my mind. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ if I were stuck in an elevator with any of those troglodytes who both are in love with themselves I would chew my wrist open trying to end it all. 🙈🙉

[@TheLegPumpkin]

Rob Schneider wasn't there, in the clip he explains he "collects Stephen Seagall stories". So he is just telling a story he heard from someone. That said I still truly believe it.

[@Wraiven22]

It’s actually impressive how good Steven Segal is at getting so many people to fund and take part in his vanity projects to make himself look as cool and bad*ss as possible. Like, that’s skill.

[@j.jmilan551]

The trick is to hire people who barely understand English and to work with struggling film companies that will take any script so their company can stay afloat. That's how it's done.

[@Break531]

I remember watching this movie a while ago with friends; we're all from different places and I remember one scene CLEARLY. Steven Seagal literally indicates that the bad guys have tattoos or markings that have the "articles for 'fire' and 'wood'". The word for 'fire' is "火" (huo) and the word for 'wood' is "木" (mu). THE WORD THAT STEVEN SEAGAL USED IN HIS MOVIE, WAS "柴" (CHAI) WHICH LITERALLY MEANS 'FIREWOOD'. YOU HAD ONE JOB, STEVEN.

[@bjornerluffy]

He probably just google searched it and thought it looked like two symbols on top of eachother lol Leave it to Segal to mistake horizontal alphabets as vertical.

[@Break531]

@@bjornerluffy I honestly think he just spent 30 seconds going on Google translate and missed the space between fire and wood; I don't know why I feel so offended by it even though I don't generally care about things like this. I think its just because it IS Steven.

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

Huo mu is pretty funny if you say it fast too

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

The buildup to this moment in the GG verse is insane. Thank you Steven for being such a good punching bag!

[@Jstar95175]

Ironic, since he never takes a punch in his movies lol

[@TvTrollByIvy]

This movie is basically what happens when a fanfiction writer has money and resources to make a movie.

[@lucascel5827]

...about themselves

[@SakuraAsranArt]

Steven Seagal wanted to raise awareness about trafficking and chose to do it in the worst way possible 😂

[@somethingclever4297]

I forgot that it was even a plot point.

[@360.Tapestry]

nah... the plot is that steven seagal is a god to nondescript minorities lmao his ego knows no limit

[@afrostigmeister]

All of Sifu's movies aim raise awareness/remind the viewer about human trafficking by always having : 1. strip club scenes 2. love interest that is not more than half Sifu's age

[@billbill6094]

I won't say people _started_ trafficking more after this movie, but he sure made not trafficking look kinda lame. Obviously a joke, human trafficking sucks fuck.

[@nathanielpaige9378]

Ironic considering Steven Seagal gives me impression that he actively contributes to human trafficking.

[@Roundthebendupthecreek]

4:26 I was absolutely sure he said "per atom" and I thought that was a crazy estimation, but Seagal saying that thinking he looked smart didn't even phase me.

[@saber2802]

I thought he said "per animal" as though he's saying the human traffickers see their victims no more than cattle or something.

[@Cnichal]

@@saber2802same honestly 😂

[@basementdwellercosplay]

​@@saber2802I though per animal too but he was taking about animal trafficking so I thought the illegal animal trade makes a million or whatever per animal and was like how!

[@heather.0476]

Am I the only one who heard it right? Not sure if that's a good thing 😂

[@oakeii]

i thought he said, "per enema" and had to double take that scene.

[@xianbc]

He said (well, slurred) "animal trafficking is estimated at 23 billion dollars per annum"

[@AvidCat5000]

Seagal should do a movie with Neal Breen. The plot would be wild. The acting and the action... priceless. 😅

[@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub]

Seagal, Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau's version of The Expendables...The Non-Refundables.

[@NerderDame]

Neil would be ecstatic to have such a big budget to do what he wants, and also would finally have someone who knows how to edit

[@MacabreDaymare]

Seagal would be sitting 90% of the movie

[@brodyschum]

The title would be Awkward Action.

[@ctakitimu]

Can we remake some movies but have Seagull in them instead? Like "It Follows" where it's just Steven trying to hit on hot girls but he can never catch up to them...walking. Or another horror film but I think casting Steven as 'Slenderman' would break immersion. Anyone got any other movie ideas for Steven?

[@luckie-rae6058]

segall as the detective in a psycho re-make but he hits norman so hard in a final show-down he cures his alternate 'mother' personality for the force of the thwack.

[@carlweaselbear534]

Hey the Slenderman can work it could he about how someone is lost in the woods and that someone sees Steven Seagull sitting in the woods and every time you look away he gets closer and the papers you look for are parts of his script he keeps pitching the idea off and you have to gather the whole script to burn to banish him.

[@mister_M.]

Ace Ventura with Steven seagull as main actor

[@LeatherNinja]

Birdbox but the entities wear the eye covers and Steven is the threat

[@mister_M.]

Steven seagull in........... sex and the city, Steven is the 5/6th new member and tries to get “mr big” and find his total dreamboat fella in nyc

[@protonalpha]

“Per annum” is actually quite commonly used in Australia. I’ve heard it used in financial ads and superfund ads regularly.

[@-radioactiveelf-3469]

When the world needed him the most he's come back to us with a beautiful script oh and I guess Steven is here too

[@zzzeus78]

I started practicing aikido when I was 12, I got a black belt, I used to watch Segal films with my aikido buddies NOT because they were oh-so-amazing, but we were genuinely impressed with his skills. I heard from my aikido teacher that he came to Osaka for a exhibit and he did a demo and apparently he WAS actually good, he had a 6 degree black belt for a reason. Well that was over 25 years ago. Now, in 2023...well, ahem, will I sound mean if I say "I'm a bit shocked that he's able to write" ???

[@loneronin6813]

I'm not so sure how diligently he practices these days to be honest.

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Aikido isn't a real martial art anyway (at least not a useful one unless you're trying to dismount someone from a horse in feudal Japan) thats probably why you guys were impressed

[@kwarra-an]

​@@scrappyanimations4096most martial arts aren't particularly "useful", but that isn't why people learn them. It's about discipline, fitness, confidence, awareness, and the joy of learning something (especially in a group).

[@vxzdzd121]

​@@kwarra-an Most Martial Arts are actually useful to do their purpose, even aikido which serves it original purpose well

[@spacedino91]

One day I hope to have the delusional confidence that Steven Seagal has.

[@Shaz_Caz]

Starring Steven Seagal, written by Steven Seagal, music by Steven Seagal played with Steven Seagals Electric guitar in Steven Seagals house, joined by Stevan Seagals friends.

[@lordgrimm2905]

I like to believe steven is actually very self aware and he is just an extremely good method actor trolling us all

[@carlweaselbear534]

He's such a great method actor that he even fools himself.

[@jatoarkanen4435]

@@carlweaselbear534 Tommy Wiseau of action movies

[@j.jmilan551]

The dedication from Seagull to troll audiences for about forty years is astonishing.

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

I am not ashamed to say I own this masterpiece on Blu-ray. Now, if I could get 4K remasters of On Deadly Ground and The Patriot (not the Gibson one. the Seagal one) I will be spiritually satisfied. Fun bit of background, Seagal’s main sidekick - the one who was actually doing legit MA moves - was in a crazy movie called Riki-Oh that might be the most insanely badass thing I’ve seen.

[@UrmanitaRules]

Can confirm. Riki-Oh is Mortal Kombat on steroids, and I love it.

[@HenriettaTubbs]

Best prison movie ever next to Marriage Story

[@UrmanitaRules]

@@HenriettaTubbs that was both brutal and hilarious at the same time. Well played.

[@B.-T.]

That was Louis Fan? Dang.

[@kamenrideryang2207]

How he got two Chinese action stars to be in his movie (Louis Fan and Yu Kang) is astounding lol.

[@LissaNylon]

I was legitimately wondering this myself.

[@blubirdhill2608]

Lmao right? I think the key to it is within the opening credits when it mentions "produced by". You pal up to the right Chinese investors and you're gravy as far as Chinese talent goes.

[@carlweaselbear534]

For some reason hes really popular in other parts of the world.

[@maxthepaladin2147]

At one point Seagal made a movie set in Poland, and got some prominent Polish actors to play there. I guess he has ways of marketing himself

[@wantcinnamon]

That "are you lost baby girl" got me good lol

[@Cnichal]

Same 😭

[@WhatAboutZoidberg]

This movie makes about as much sense as I'd assume from Steven Segal's "writing." I'd assume he found a drunk and paid him $5 to write a basic plot and they went from there.

[@itsy-bitsyspider]

more likely just chatgpt

[@nignamedmutt7270]

You guys both give him way too much credit. Outside of his "badass one liners" he didn't write shit. Guarantee he just insists to his stressed director(unless he directed this? Idk I don't care enough to rewind and check, still watching the video)"look, just make sure every body shows up, and I cam improve* every line easy enough, don't you know how long I've make these movie**?!" *He meant to say "improvise" but since it's Seagal this is what actually comes out his mouth **"how long I've make these movie" is what he would actually say, not a typo on my part or an error in my wording(I AM literate afterall, but he is not)

[@notatrollll]

Steven 100% had requirements “look amazing, never lose, dont get hit, lots of boobs, lots of babes, everyone adores me, always be super cool”. But let the guy write the dumb lines

[@kwarra-an]

​@@nignamedmutt7270idk, I read his book "Way of the Shadow Wolves" (or something like that) and I truly, fully believe he wrote it. It's nonsensical, conspiratorial, borderline racist... everything you'd want from a Seagal joint.

[@MusiciansRule07]

This feels like a middle schooler's/early high schooler's self insert action/adventure, hurt/comfort/romance fanfic brought to film. And given just how Steven Segal sees himself, that makes sense. He is the Final Boss of the Edge and Cringe Lords and I can never take him seriously. Ever. Plus, he fumbled his SNL appearance during its Peak Era because he couldn't laugh at himself so my respect for him is less than zero. Thanks for taking the hit for us, GG and for reminding me of Dr. Squatch's existence. I've always wanted to try their product and when I do, I'll use your promo code and I'll check out your Merch, too. It looks dope.

[@xen0bia]

Attrition, as in the war of attrition that was WWI and trench warfare. It had become such a stalemate that all either side could hope for was to wear down the enemy as much as possible and pray you can outlast them. Not sure what kind of attrition is taking place in this movie... The only thing getting worn down watching it is my will to life...

[@wingsoficarus1139]

The sad thing is, the cinematography and direction isn't even half bad. I mean, that one set piece with all the colorful tarps was almost tasteful until that weird chase scene and the cameraman kind of getting lost.

[@ssfbob456]

I love the contrast in movement between Segal'a fake bullshit and his buddy who actually looks like he knows what he's doing without a stunt double.

[@BrandenMcKinney]

I love that GG is freaking out over the word "Attrition" because he's never heard it but it's actually really common lol

[@BrandenMcKinney]

and he didn't know "anum" immediately after I posted this comment

[@Necromancer0225]

Same, I thought those words were common lol

[@MadeOfConfusion]

My minor studies were in English literature and I feel like I rarely ever saw attrition, never saw annum but that's probably because I avoided anything math like the plague 😂 Maybe it depends on where you are???

[@Necromancer0225]

@@MadeOfConfusion lol my major is English but that's not how I know those words. You're right, I think it depends on where you live and the type of English spoken

[@LeatherNinja]

I only hear the word when people SPECIFICALLY say "battle of attrition"

[@Jay_one]

This guy tried to write a movie but his massive ego stood in the way the whole time.

[@AzureRoxe]

I think it's time Mista GG makes a video on Above the Law, Steven Seagal's first movie.......where he's also both the producer and the writer. Imagine your very first movie being one you produced and wrote and it eventually becomes THIS insanity.

[@stairsback]

Thank you for blessing us with more seagulls

[@zooli9]

This reminds me of that south park episode where Cartman "helps" Jimmy writing the fish stick joke but everytime he is retelling the story it gets more and more in his favor and crazy...this is probably Seagal's 10th iteration

[@TheNormExperience]

“Why do you sleep like that Seagal?!” Because if he doesn’t the black hair dye gets all over the sheets 😂

[@GentlyUsedFrog]

I wonder if Steven Seagal really think his movies are the coolest lmao It's insane His roles in movies look like my weird scenarios i'd cook up at 12 while listening to music and looking out the window

[@WesternXC]

At this point I’m starting to think that Steven Seagal lives in Cambodia

[@Dradeeus]

One time Seagal told a story about how he took down criminals in front of the man who told him the story about how he did it.

[@BeachSalad]

I've been waiting for a new Dr. Squatch ad from you because I actually use that product and I wanted to support you while also smelling and feeling fantastic. It's genuinely a good product.

[@KDuffed]

Cant wait for you to hit a mil - haven’t been watching as much nowadays but I remember being either in middle school or high school, can’t remember, and finding you through the TCAP series you made and now I’m a grown ass man lmao. Finna hit a mil soon legend 🫡

[@xtlsvideopodthelaststate1843]

I watch Space Ice videos about Seagal while waiting for new GG videos about Seagal. Keeps that vibe going in the off-season.

[@callherfoofoo]

Yep

[@MrTheSilentAssassin]

Wait what was even the plot of the movie? It was something about sex trafficking, and then he was a chiropractor, then he was a Kung Fu teacher or something? But also a SWAT officer? I finished this whole video and only then did I realize I actually had no idea what was going on other that Steven Segal kicking ass in action scenes he himself wrote to make him the biggest badass possible. At least his co-star/brother had some good fight scenes too. What can I say, only a humble man like Steven could share the spotlight so generously.

[@reedsylvier5250]

10:20 "are you lost baby girl?" When I tell you I died......

[@dddjenniakaprncssmnstr]

The scream I scrumpt when I heard that 🤣🤣🤣

[@lacolem1]

I could’ve sworn you were saying ‘Master QAnon’, and I thought to myself “Yeah, this fits”.😂

[@Dockie27]

God I love your channel's editing style. Props to yourself or the editor who did it!

[@niamhythedegen]

So many Seagal movies involve fighters that either currently have or were known for actual skill, like his brother in this and Mike Tyson, or big celebrities like John Leguizamo, John C. McGinley, and Kane Hodder. It's gotta be some sort of huge Hollywood in-joke to take Steven up on the offer to be in his films.

[@chrissizemore8705]

Idea for new Seagal movies: Do it on stream, but make it Steven Seagal bingo. You can have spaces like, "martial arts master", "military black ops guy", and "bangs foreign woman". You could even incorporate drinking into it somehow. Like take a shot for every bingo square. You're welcome.

[@christianmanka3884]

8:13 this was maybe GG’s funniest reaction to any seagal scene

[@aidanhammer6968]

Seagull isnt a jew, or a russian mongrel, a native American, japanese or from Budapest with Korean connections. The Sensei Seabird is 100% pure blooded Grifter-ian. Edit: the way i worded those were what steven himself has said(except the last one).

[@Sandy-eb5ey]

😀😁

[@AzureRoxe]

If aliens ever officially arrive on Earth, i have no doubts that he's gonna say he's half-alien.

[@Sandy-eb5ey]

@@AzureRoxe Hilarious and prob true😀

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

His original name is Segal which is generally Jewish

[@aidanhammer6968]

@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 That's completely untrue. He changed his name upon gaining fame.

[@themadmattster9647]

I’m actually surprised that they show Seagal actually doing actual Aikido this time

[@GoatOfTheWoods]

4:27 some latin based languages use Annum or variations of it to this day. Italian - Anno ; Romanian - An, Spanish - Año, etc

[@HomoLegalMedic]

"Per annum" is used regularly in a lot of businesses. I say it multiple times each day as a lawyer.

[@nrg6245]

Mista GG is in that group of KZbinrs who make content where you feel like you’re just hanging out with a buddy having a good time.

[@kinghoodofmousekind2906]

04:54 being Italian, I understood it because we still say "per anno". But, it's indeed a tad snooty to use the old Latin one for "yearly/annually".

[@VernonKazama]

W/all Steven Seagal content you have, I'm surprised you haven't tackled one of my personal favorites: Steven Seagal Lawman 😂 Always enjoy the content

[@petesorensenguitar]

Steven Seagal's creative process is pure self-ideation like "imagine perchance that I'm good at everything and nothing bad happens to me"

[@charliewaffle4928]

Haven't even watched the video yet but I know this movie is gonna be a gem

[@angryviolentwitchqueen6633]

Liked it before even watching it lmao

[@v8pinball]

I swear the two pictures at 6:44 of the Asian man on his own then with Seagal are the same photo! Photo shopped to be older in the one with Seagal!! hahahaha

[@matthewdekker6064]

"Per annum" is pretty common in the financial/sales and legal contexts (and likely just a holdover from when the term was more popular). If you're the beneficiary of a Trust, the Trust might mention that you get a certain amount per annum.

[@JoshHenderson16]

I thought he was doing a bit here TBH. Apparently has legitimately never heard the word before.

[@matthewdekker6064]

@@JoshHenderson16 Yeah, even if someone hasn't heard the term, it should be pretty easy to suss out the meaning ("per" means "per," and "annum" looks pretty similar to "annual"). Granted, if you're only hearing the term and not reading it on paper, you won't necessarily know how it's spelled out. It may be something that he's actually seen before in a book or something, but hasn't heard it said aloud. I've had many situations like that, and still do sometimes.

[@ravenglasser9669]

MistaGG I wanted to say I loved the editing in this video. The scene with the dictonary, the "who uses" bit, pictures intercut with your live reaction, It was one of my faves since your knock knock, and No exit reviews. Thank you for all your quality work both you and all who help make your videos awesome.

[@X_Allovis_X]

Honestly thought he was saying 'animal' in the beginning, and why is it that when seagal is fighting the hits are non existent but when his brother fights it's all smacks and whacks 😂.

[@MTdaBlacking]

Seagal saw Ip Man and went "Yeah I can make that too!" and no one had the heart to tell him no.

[@damiannichols2589]

fun fact stevens brother in this movie played in all 4 ip man movies and the form of martial arts he was practicing is known as win chung

[@scottjones845]

This is definitely a movie that things just happen. Incoherently. Like Seagal just wrote some scenarios like Tarantino breaks his stuff up in chapters? But Seagal forgot to write when the chapters begin and end. You faced a battle of attrition sitting through this my guy.

[@SJ95111]

Dear Mista. EVERYONE outside the US uses annum.

[@CommissionerGroudon]

seagal is literally that one kid you played with back in school who was always invincible no matter what when playing pretend

[@markyd1207]

Seeing Mr. GG uploading something Steven Seagal related is the cleanest, best pleasure. THROWBACK! ❤

[@lorenzodicapo6305]

Hear me out. It's all vocabulary based: whenever Seagull learns a new word, he releases a movie to prove to everyone that he knows what it means

[@lucasf6946]

boy Steven Seagal is really just the gift that keeps on giving isn't he

[@wildgeesemediaagency]

Actually it's more common to say per annum when talking about technical info than annually, at least in the UK

[@hifriend7581]

“My work here is done” I honestly couldn’t breath

[@MforMovesets]

So Seagull collects kids in this movie? He learned a lot in Russia.

[@croftyboii4407]

For the word “Annum” in Australia it’s a common term used by banks. “Some random % per annum” Is totally a thing here

[@Np_updates]

Same here in india

[@Godfather-ow3uq]

GG Bro. Props to your editor as always on his amazing editing but especially in the green screen. Cuz those shadows behind you are harsh and dis editor of yours is ultra keying that perfectly

[@Jumpyeyeball]

“Which of these categories do you fall under brah? Is kidnapping your thing?” Had me rolling 😭 the “brah”

[@Duke0fDroogs]

Damn GGs so close to 1M. I hope you get there before the new year

[@Baked_And_Fried]

Steven seagal before the new years LETS GOOOOO love you gg

[@lcg8220]

Only Steven Seagal would end a movie with a DreamWorks-style choreographed song and dance number.

[@concretemix]

Seagal is definitely a person of all time

[@UwU_for_Christ]

not understanding the term "per annum" is so America core

[@GRcopwatch8766]

You, the tiger King, and the cumtown podcast are the best things I discovered during the pandemic. Thanks for all the great content

[@Sombrero_707]

0.1 seconds in, you see Segal's face and you instantly chuckle 10/10 for realism hahah

[@sheepthehack]

Im from the UK... we use the word ANNUM a LOT!!!!!!

[@wendigosatyr]

I'm actually early for once. Thanks for posting, Mr. GG. Been watching for 2 years, and I've LOVED your vids. Have a happy holidays. And more seaguls.

[@RoamingHeathen]

Honestly shocked you’d never heard the words attrition or annum. Then I remembered you’re American.

[@AtomicEgg]

finally another Steven seagal review these are so good

[@Conformist55]

I don’t think I can handle watching as another gorgeous woman gets naked and acts like there could ever be a chance they would be interested Seagal as he sits there fully clothed.

[@ShayyButter]

I love when you do these watch along type videos!

[@williammiller496]

I want to know how he would write himself in avengers endgame. He wouldn’t play a character just himself

[@birdieohsi]

I honestly knew it was "annum" by context. I think it gets used in certain industries, but yeah, it's kind of snooty coming from Segal. 😂 Always an entertaining time when a Mista GG video drops. Thanks for your hard work and great ad reads!

[@taramurray1113]

i knew it but it might be an australian thing, it’s used a lot on the news or like more formal media literature etc

[@alpha22reg51]

​@@taramurray1113 and here in the UK too which isn't too suprising for a "snooty" word lol

[@vibhavrao7799]

Per annum is used a lot in India as well, surprised they don't use it much in the US.

[@TheDudeDiary]

We use it all the time here in South Africa too, especially in business and financial discussions. So much so that I was genuinely confused by G.G’s confusion or the google definition. It’s a pretty normal and common term here.

[@relleaz]

"Per annum" is actually a common expression. You'll find out when you get older.

[@sairalopez5516]

My mans just watched the Ip Man quadrilogy and said to his studio: "I've got an idea"

[@blacknyellow962]

This movie, in my opinion, is like combining every day dream you've ever had into one giant mess.

[@scarefish6689]

I heard Seagal say "annum," but being not-so-familiar with that word, I thought somehow that was slang both for an anonymous person and shorthand for "animal."

[@karimazizkembo5312]

Have been praying for another Seagal movie. Thank you.

[@irehman7]

8:10 I lost it here 🤣🤣🤣

[@MontelJB]

Have been waiting for more Steven Seagal content ngl😂😂😂😂😂

[@RaizelSX]

12:09 The Kung pow crying floored me, my knees gave out 😂😂😂

[@Pandulse123]

Honestly there's something weirdly impressive about how delusional Steven is. Like this his world and we're just living in it lol. I can only hope to love myself the way Steven clearly loves himself lmao. I hope the next movie he makes it's him living in a Central American country as the main shaman of a small village.

[@Phrogly]

0:50 Not the Steven Seagal classic dancehall banger, Strut! So multitalented he can speak flawless Patois 🔥