The Most Confusing Steven Seagal Movie You'll Ever See

[@MistaGG]

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[@ember3117]

I love how I only replenish my supply of cores when you get sponsored by them. But this I think is the 1st time I couldn’t use your code due to what i purchased. As always though I do appreciate it

[@luisdelgado2673]

Omg I thought I was the only person who saw this Chinese propaganda mike Tyson was the only good thing about this movie freaking glad Tyson beat up Seagal

[@mbergamin16]

Thanks bud, was a good watch, thanks for bridging that gap 😏 1% kicking my feet like a toddler 😆

[@Freek314]

The Darude-Sandstorm at 32:10 sent me reeling lol this video is a masterpiece, dude. You are getting even better, somehow.

[@Freek314]

Also, I am definitely one of the 1%... You got my nighttime tism tingling, brother.

[@fallentoashes7452]

I'm convinced that they just DIDN'T tell Seagal that He'd lose the fight against Tyson. I think they just straight filmed Tyson smashing the double once Seagal left for the day.

[@MistaGG]

very funny theory

[@MarlonDali21]

Unus...

[@alyssamann5461]

Annus!! 🖤🤍

[@GoldenCrow-kr9fs]

Memento Mori

[@Geospasmic]

I was thinking the same thing. They never show his face after he gets knocked down, because he would never have agreed to lie on the ground after his character gets punched.

[@contortionyx]

Even with GG warning us in the beginning that there was a false ending in the movie, I still got fooled into thinking the video was almost over before realizing there's like 24 minutes left :/

[@xChikyx]

me too xD i was like "seems like i missedthat ending he said"

[@asilentmeme2393]

Seagal said. " double the confusion, and give it to the next film"

[@shaneguy5275]

And then proceeded to still take what was offered

[@themagnificentworldofchumu3765]

In regards to the “why don’t you guys speak English?” Scene I present you with this IMDb trivia: The Mandarin speaking scene where Steven Seagal interrupts a conversation between Dong-xue Li and Li Ai telling them "to speak English" was due to Seagal forgetting his lines. This was inadvertently left in the final cut of the movie.

[@cam4636]

""""inadvertently""""

[@mamouilletten1562]

​@@cam4636Seems like they did him dirty . I love it 😂😂😂😂

[@johngriffey3902]

I totally believe that.

[@petepeterson5917]

Segal sounds like a "Go back to your country." type of dude.

[@XanderPGK]

"What are you trying to do - kill me!?" "Hey........ Shut up!"

[@MistaGG]

so good

[@Pragabond]

Unironically absolutely hilarious for real

[@XanderPGK]

@starchildemon1 lmao *pulls off cloak, spins, and points machine gun* *other guys pull out guns in a nanosecond*

[@dunkelgelb7744]

Hey

[@dunkelgelb7744]

Shut up

[@KHAOS_CT]

The production team was probably thinkin’ ; 8 hours of CGI and background work is better than having to be around Seagal for any minute more than necessary.

[@Original_Syn]

Probably added an extra $20,000-$30,000 to the cost of Production and it was worth every single penny because my god that man seems insufferable. I mean he is just a bully who really seems to enjoy going full contact on the stunt men but throws a tantrum and storms off to his trailer when they finally get sick of his crap and return the favor. He’s an a$$hole who doesn’t understand or simply just doesn’t care that his ego and childish behavior puts the stuntmen at unnecessary risk of injury. Especially considering that having to take time off from work to heal from such an injury means loss of income/ability to pay their bills. All simply because Seagal likes to throw his weight around instead of doing the fight scenes properly/safely.

[@whawhawhawhaaaa]

​@Original_Syn not to mention that he has multiple credible accusations of rape and sexual assault on the sets of his movies. Probably best they limit the amount of time they spend around him for the safety of their actors.

[@BABYLON_GANG]

His feelings were hurt he walked home head hung

[@syddisheep5160]

Don't call me out as the 1% kicking my little toddler feet, I'm trying to eat my ice cream here in peace and watch the video 😢

[@lipstickcloud]

I think it's actually way more than 1% 😁

[@MyLungsStillBurn]

Why are you kicking his feet tf

[@Merble]

@@MyLungsStillBurn Forget that, where the hell is the rest of the toddler?!

[@mr.nolife371]

​@@MerbleUnderrated comment. Holy shit you got me 😂

[@7evYT]

Dad worked on the set of this movie. Said he had heard that they just didnt tell Seagal about the end of the fight where he gets faded up by Tyson.

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Lmao

[@zerourtaga1129]

You know what I love about this whole channel aesthetic he claims he's not a film critic but he really is and probably one of the best on KZbin

[@x-xPhobia]

Fr Fr Ong On 100 On a stack

[@shepardren8006]

Chris Stuckman is actually really good. But... he's serious. And that sounds bad...but it's not. It's just compared to GG... Totally different vibes. And that's ok.

[@theriffwriter2194]

At least before youtube, a movie critic was somehow who went to film school to be a director but realized they didn't have an ounce of talent, didn't want to waste the education so it was pretty much their only job prospect. So it's practically an insult as far as I'm concerned to call GG one. (Not that I'm correcting you or anything) And this isn't just a theory of mine. With very few exception this is the back story of professional film critics who work for the big websites, publications and TV channels.

[@Chiefs_fan1595]

GG reminds me less of your average movie critic and more like that friend or relative we all had growing up who was really into movies and they knew what they were talking about

[@jackiechance795]

Are you saying the man that created an entire episode of family fued with him as every character doesn't have what it takes?

[@skrounst]

I felt actual pain, when you said "we are only 40 minutes in" during the conference room scene. That FELT like the climax... This movie might hold the record for the most things to happen, with no impact on the plot. Things are just happening.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

It's almost like pacing was an afterthought during the production of this movie

[@skrounst]

@@MisterSpinalzo The pace of this movie is "Yes"... yet somehow also "No" at the same time.

[@rovenwarlock7702]

"Is this your goat?" took me out, thank you for blessing us with the good doggos

[@lipstickcloud]

That was exactly what I was gonna say😂 🐐 "Is this your goat?" holding the dogs cracked me up. 🐕 Oh yeah and I was literally kicking my feet like a toddler when you said that.

[@titaniumteddybear]

So Seagal has moved on from making vaguely pro-Russia propaganda and is instead making vaguely pro-China propaganda? Yeah, that sounds about right.

[@ArturGlass.C]

Anything will do as long as he's not required to actually act.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

"vaguely"?

[@viscountrainbows2857]

I need to see his stance on Communism. It's probably less awkward than his Aikido stance.

[@Air_Serpent]

He's always had a fetish towards the Orient/East. Just look at the young Asian women that his character beds in his movies. The time he married a Japanese woman and then just left her to marry another one.

[@pauloa.7609]

vaguely? lmao this movie it's literally Chinese propaganda.

[@VoltageComics]

I actually responded at 7:30 with "Luv ya too, GG"

[@calebpugh222]

Gay

[@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg]

​@@calebpugh222 maybe

[@zambonibob2026]

same

[@nickiethesaint316]

I’m still dying that this issue is between N Africa, a region and South Africa, which I can’t tell if they know is a country or not on this big ass continent 😂

[@cam4636]

No for real. If it wasn't Chinese propaganda I'd think they got an American to do the geography

[@SkylerMillerTheBronxProject]

One of the contracts by the end reads Morocco and docs are in Arabic, which makes it funnier imo because it means someone in production cared about it but didn’t tell the screenwriter and director.

[@sulaf604]

@SkylerMillerTheBronxProject I noticed that too, and while I appreciate that someone cares about this dumb movie enough to do it, I am also annoyed as a North African that we got caught up in Steven Seagal’s mess. Like we clamor for representation in films for years and THIS is what we get

[@SkylerMillerTheBronxProject]

@@sulaf604 Scratch that, I somehow just noticed that the wanted poster they used by the end to arrest The China Salesman reads Tunisia Police. I guess there's a North African Union in this universe.

[@therealNguniEmperor]

It's just Chinese propaganda my friend. Why else would the flag represent peace? Lol...😅 They're not even hiding it.

[@shannondore]

The Tyson tattoo in the sponsor bit was hilarious.😂

[@MistaGG]

real too

[@ttm77777]

jake pauler shirt too lol

[@tundariza]

@@ttm77777 GG needs to offer a master class in how to run ads...As an ad.

[@calumlittle9828]

Hilarious was it? You're fucking boring.

[@samwatson-tayler2805]

This movie makes me want to see Seagal in a serious courtroom drama where he has to act.

[@sdgc8667]

He's a compulsive liar, when is he NOT acting?

[@cam4636]

Martial Arts Master Lawyer: He Gets ALL the Ladies and He's Never In Contempt **punches witness 37 times, resulting in confession which solves every crime ever**

[@Orphioux]

Cooming this Summer.... Steven Seagal is- - - - Ace Attorney! - - - Get your tickets now! Only in Imax.

[@goldensloth7]

​​@@cam4636A Sexy Southeast Asian Lady in a very tight dress enters left and Seagal violently makes out with her. She breaks away, and smiles in a strained way at the camera while posing. Seagal shoves her in the pool and laughs in a manly fashion. Roll credits

[@jujutaylor2186]

I immediately died at "here's Steven Segal on a bike....👀👀👀 also here's me on a bike, LEBRON." 😂😂😂😂 When I'm resurrected I'll press play for the rest of the vid😂😂😂

[@MichaelFranklinCODPROS]

The rolling over in the sand for no reason cut to the naked lady then Mista GG in the background yelling WTH, That part got me 😂

[@xxfloppypillowxx]

I'm confused, is he selling China? Because that's what China Salesman implies, Chinese Salesman makes more sense so maybe that's why they didn't go with it.

[@shinyagumon7015]

Maybe he's selling high quality porcelain also know as fine China.😂

[@xxfloppypillowxx]

@@shinyagumon7015 True. I guess they couldn't have called it "Fine China Salesman" otherwise we might think it's about a sexy china salesman! Segal is out here playing 4d chess while we're all just stuck here playing 2d

[@cam4636]

@@shinyagumon7015 I thought that's what it was going to be, I mean...like a door to door vacuum salesman, car salesman, china salesman...instead they're, uh, selling China or being racist? Not sure.

[@shinyagumon7015]

The fake out ending still took me of guard despite you warning us about it. Like the main character stopped a Civil War and that's not the climax?? The movie isn't over?

[@wuba-luba-dub-dub]

OMG the shot of Steven on the bike in the beginning was priceless. I think it set up the tone for the entire movie. LMFAO!

[@kaialexander6806]

Stone Cold Steve San Antonio made me laugh so hard I had to rewind two minutes because I was too busy laughing to take anything else in.

[@Tobeebuzz]

"Its a program" "Oh my bad I thought you said *long pause* phat ass" Don't know why that one made me laugh as much as it did

[@OwOFinesse]

The fight scene is iconic because I’m pretty sure they did it when Steven wasn’t there so they could make sure he lost in the movie, otherwise he contractually can’t loose a fight

[@Kel791]

24:22 the helicopter being attacked resulting in a civil war, makes me hope that the "true story" part of the film is not the Rwandan Genocide. I am praying the filmmakers werent so thoughtless to "base" their story around that

[@sdgc8667]

Why bother praying when the producers clearly see Africa as some kind of monolith. Like all Africans or Asian people, when asked where they are from, add -African or -Asian to their countries of origin. Like they don't understand why anyone does that, they can only understand how China does things or how a native Chinese person would guess Americans do things

[@cyanidegrapes]

Would explain the UN showing up out of nowhere

[@cam4636]

@@cyanidegrapes Nah, that's a common theme with stories about Africa (real or fictional): UN shows up, does nothing; or UN shows up, starts shooting The Good Guys, covers it up; or UN was here the whole time, gets their asses handed to them, runs with their tails between their legs, covers it up. There's a very real discussion as to how much of the UN's "help" is just European/American colonization 2.0, but that's not even what they're getting into here; it's just the equivalent of every movie/show where the cops or lawyers "can't do anything to stop" the Bad Guys so the Hero has to take matters into their own hands.

[@SkylerMillerTheBronxProject]

Hopefully it was just a reference to Hotel Rwanda.

[@wolfwhitaker]

I've been waiting...WAITING... for you to review this film. Every time you got to Seagal and said "yo this shit is nuts" I just kept thinking "yo WAIT til he gets to China Salesman"

[@batoutofmel4959]

When you get curious about the actress and find out she played "Pregnant Model" in Smurfs 2.

[@sumbodyzwatchin1]

This was not only one of your best videos, but one of the best videos ever made. Pure gold. I was laughing out loud throughout. Sorry you had to go through this but lucky us. PS at 40 minutes into the retelling I thought it was over so I truly empathise with you on the confusion lol.

[@atomdecay]

Dude that fakeout at 36:55 was so fuckin funny I had to pause my tv, grab my phone & come let you know how hard I'm laughing rn, & when I paused it & saw the vids runtime & position I fuckin fell out bro, you are so damn funny Mista GG 😅😅😅

[@shiddyangler]

The staples of any classic Seagal film: Actors they found at a strip mall the morning of filming ✅ Main "actress" gets naked for no reason ✅ Voice dubbing 70% of the dialog ✅ Seagal fighting sitting down ✅ No clear plotline ✅ Someone doing an offensively bad accent ✅ Seagal doing some activity that fits in nowhere with the story to show how cultured he is ✅

[@Chewynimball]

This was a goldmine of laughs. I felt your pain, GG. Never forget, un peacekeepers can't get involved in war.

[@FflawedMetalhead]

The ending fake-out actually did get me - I knew it was going to happen, but I too had zoned out, and was like "oh, huh, thought the video was longer". Amongst all the random, weird-ass lines, I still think the "is this your goat?" one remains the most baffling. Most of the other ones had at least some vague connection to the plot/characters, but WTF was she doing with a goat?!

[@samklietz7831]

Lol at the paw patrol reference 😂😂 I always forget hes a dad

[@lunalluna9401]

2:03 First time I watched it with a friend we also thought it was over at one point, I was picking my stuff up and realized there was 40 minutes left !! I burst out laughing the second time I thought it was over and the block of text showed up. It was like the movie was holding up us hostage lol

[@djl12100]

Fun fact: Mike Tyson also has a cartoon, Mike Tyson Mysteries. It's a spoof of shows like Scooby-Doo and I'd highly recommend it, 20 episode seasons being about 11 min per episode, 4 seasons. I have watched the series several times, it's gotten some really genuine laughs from me consistently. This is not a paid sponsorship, just Tism TM

[@DeLaCrack]

chimamanga

[@djl12100]

@@DeLaCrack Chupacabra's a really tough word for him

[@billbill6094]

It's weird how Peewee Herman's career in children's entertainment was over for decades because he jacked off to pron at a pron theatre, where it's technically illegal but it's the whole point and the owners don't care. But Mike Tyson does some heinous sexual crimes and he gets 4 seasons of a saturday morning cartoon.

[@MonolithicCyanTsunami]

10:26 the way you just broke off into laughter was honestly so cute 😭

[@CarlB23]

Broski is about to hit a milli. Early congratulations! You worked your ass off for this and you deserve it.

[@lipstickcloud]

Him rolling down the hill..."UhHuhuhuh must release the source code..." That's YOU, you f-ing idiot!" I am still laughing, I had to rewind that a few times. GG, I've watched you for several years and your content is so smart and funny. I haven't been able to watch your disturbing movie videos because I'm easily haunted, so I loved being able to watch you talk about this one.

[@DPadGamer]

I could have sworn you had talked about this movie before, but I must be hallucinating.

[@MistaGG]

correct

[@poisonedvices6962]

I think all Seagal movies are the same that's why

[@u-neekusername4430]

same...so MAYBE we're both totally fine?? ...oh damn, do you have to be in the same place for faux a' duex to be a thing? (& obviously I can't spell French)

[@u-neekusername4430]

@@poisonedvices6962 Thanks for that mate! I feel much more sane now.

[@marcuswalters8093]

19:28 Wait. All this wasn't even _30 mins in?_ Quick question; are we saying there's a *war between North & South Africa?* Africa, the big arse continent? 53:56 Ralph The Movie Maker did not do this film justice.

[@cam4636]

I really think whoever was in charge of writing this movie went "Wait, what are some countries in Africa? South Africa, right? That means there's a North Africa, right?"

[@sulaf604]

it seems that the writers think that north and South Africa are either both countries bordering each other (not true), or worse yet, two different parts of the same country (even more not true). Thus the whole “north and south must fight for dominance over the nation” thing that makes zero sense if you know anything about geography. Like why would Libya and Sudan and Egypt and Morocco all collectively attack South Africa for seemingly no reason??

[@chrissoup4683]

Perfect timing! Just sat down to eat dinner.

[@msjkramey]

What's your timezone? It's 11 pm here

[@WillzeeWoo]

Not for me. It's 4am and I was about to go to sleep. 😩 Guess that can wait. 😅

[@msjkramey]

@@WillzeeWoo uk?

[@chrissoup4683]

@@msjkramey it's 9 pm here in Colorado, I don't get off work till 8.

[@chrissoup4683]

@@WillzeeWoo damn 😆 and it's a long video, maybe you'll get some sleep tomorrow 😴

[@warhero82]

Dude, the production, editing, and writing on this was unbelievable. Also you were clearly having a little too much fun on your skits in this one hahaha

[@pertimunan]

It's so bad, it's Seagal...

[@Ragnarok26]

Every line of dialogue delivered like a Neil Breen classic; you gotta love it.

[@cameronelle7653]

THE EAR JOKE- I saw it coming and it still made me spit out my drink. 🤣

[@Vesspix]

I won’t lie, I thought I had already seen this and thought I was tripping. Then after being very confused, I remembered Ralph the movie makers video from a while back. I could have sworn I was crazy

[@skarut1485]

fresh content of GG dunking on Seagal for almost an entire hour? let’s fucking GOOOOO

[@HiZombieKitty]

Out of all of the Seagal videos you've done, this was the one that confused me the most, and that was you explaining it the best you could! I have no idea how you didn't give up the explaination after a while but I applaud you.

[@evanblake5252]

My jaw straight up dropped when it was revealed Seagal's character lost the fight. The universe is coming apart at the seams for this to be possible. Guess Tyson bitched him out lol.

[@billbill6094]

Now we just need Riddick, Transporter and Hobbes/Shaw to lose a fight in a movie just once. It'll upset the balance of nature to have all 4 egos broken.

[@evanblake5252]

@@billbill6094 Technically Hobbes and Shaw did lose a fight before, albeit not a fight to the death and they won the rematch. Still, they took at least one L.

[@hollyhockss]

I’m so glad to watch you slowly lose your mind watching these Seagal movies. It was a joy to watch RalphTheMovieMaker also lose his mind watching these Seagal movies.

[@Luna135]

The puppies making a cameo is may fav part.

[@bethwalker2301]

Mista GG: If you've been here for a while, I love you. Not even 2 seconds later. Mista GG: You're not gonna say it back? Me: I was still processing! 🥰

[@WhatsAMeadow4]

33:30 I am laying in bed just listening and kicking my feet like a little toddler, so thank you for your hard work GG!!

[@chubbeelee7356]

Lol "Chase almost f**kin' died." GG's dad side showing. Kid likes Paw Patrol huh?

[@Losharin]

Heck yeah dude I just started drinking

[@MistaGG]

cheers

[@MileyCyclops]

Hard same. Nothing like a margarita and a new Mista GG video.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@MileyCyclopsshare

[@IsThatDonnieDiddle]

Man ruined a full barrel of wine by sticking his hands in it that wine is now tanted and will not taste at all like its supposed to 😂

[@Screamfancast]

I've been rewatching all your videos lately. Thanks for the content!

[@staviemiguel4805]

Re-binge-watching the Predator Chronicles feels like relapsing on coke

[@savannahrodriguez8537]

Tbh considering I randomly got a notification that I’m an approved member of Steven Seagals subreddit, I can’t wait until I see GG as a mod there one day Make it so, Seagal. Still don’t know why I was approved but hey, it’s seagal. He doesn’t know Reddit.

[@tobybones4686]

Lord, nearly an hour. Im weeping real jesus tears.

[@genevievehebert-carr5047]

The “fireball” skit had no right to be so funny. I just have rewatched it ten times!!😂

[@sarahwilson2470]

True story !! 😂

[@houseofthehuntinghorn1433]

I thought my guy was gonna say sorry, I was dead on the ground when he said. "Imma double the fuck down!!😂😂😂😂

[@blondebomber-qo2uy]

Hell yeah I LOVE watching Steven seagal get flamed for his low effort, rolling around in desk chairs, fighting while sitting down a$$

[@KJC143]

You scared my dog with that bark of yours at @5:11 😂 how dare you 🤣

[@MistaGG]

tell him I said sorry

[@KJC143]

@@MistaGG Barley says you're furgiven 🐶

[@skrounst]

For some reason, the line delivery of the guy that says "China Salesman" reminds me of the Indiana Jones "Part time" line delivery. It's like a weird inflection that feels unnatural.

[@Kipp_mubu]

God I missed “for the fans” intro!!, got dinner ready

[@Sektorad]

From the gaming channel and side channel to this one, gonna have to say Mista GG is my favourite KZbinr right now. I love the perfect blend of interesting content based on bad, obscure or oddly complex visual media/games and his naturally creative and humorous reactions and jokes.

[@DPadGamer]

♫ "This is the ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ movie that never ends, it goes on and on, my friend" ♫

[@fostythesnowman355]

GG casually predicting the Paul v Tyson fight

[@CelestialHart]

"Kicking their feet like a toddler" me with my short ass legs feeling scene :D

[@ezelllohar]

hi i'm part of the 1%, sitting here kicking my feet like a toddler, and i gotta say, i appreciate your videos soooo much. you really do always go above and beyond when it comes to making sure you keep track of the important plot points in movies for us, regardless of how little sense the movie might make lol but tbh i could watch you talking about anything in depth and be enthralled :D

[@ladybinicorn2800]

GG stopping to giggle at his own joke will always get a laugh out of me.

[@hydrogammer7623]

Hang on, did they call Africa a country? Or is the country both in the North and South of Africa? WTF is happening?

[@plumer56]

Mista GG, idk if you know but there was a theory floating around that SS is only into movies because he was laundering money for the cartel. 19:48 so to answer that question, yes. They just had money lol.

[@DiaryOfJane04]

Absolutely LIVING for these longer videos

[@Elirum]

22:47 this scene and skit had me cracking up so hard when I first saw this vid, it’s so silly but it’s so good😂

[@Feverm00n]

Same, so good!

[@64bitRick]

Bloody hell mate! I am both highly entertained and totally confused right now. Great stuff GG! 👍

[@JReybabay]

33:15 hahaha bro i was literally wiping as you said this. Hahaha wtf the timing is impeccable. Im not even joking either

[@chibuzor5148]

With all sincerity, i love how this anti-black, somehow sinophobic movie is Chinese propaganda and it doesn't even bother to be good. Looks like they were only trying to impress Europeans to their own detriment, i freaking love it. Also, the random few minutes of Seagal is chef's kiss.

[@Silentbob1494]

okay, real talk, I like to think of myself as a teacher, Source code is the code you- the programmer- write before it gets compiled and turned into machine code-binary code, the 1s and 0s and shit like that that computers use. And I have to imagine because this is all about telecommunications the 3G is like the connection speed of phones and stuff like 3G, 4G and 5G. So I think the whole sub plot of making the 'source code of the 3G public' is kinda like making it free and available for every cell carrier to implement in their wireless plans.

[@Grzegorz_is_Baq]

This "movie" is cursed by involving Segal and his existence makes this chaos and confusion with so much stupid information that everyone is lost I guess 🤔 great job GG but seriously you did perfect analysis and make it understandable for what it is. Sorry for my english BTW I'm from Poland. Cheers 🖤😎

[@captionato]

Thanks for your sacrifice ;-;, truly a misunderstood masterpiece of a movie you had to go through xD

[@izoktimoty1451]

God I love the “for the fans” intro

[@Scoopist]

that paw patrol cutaway was hilarious lol

[@ztuotsaLseven37]

"Oh no Yen Jian, grab the flag...grab the flag." 😂🤣😅

[@lindsaybarnes5309]

I salute you! You truly are the GOAT for not only making it through this “movie”, but then in taking the time to describe it to us so that we legitimately understand it more than we would have had we just watched it ourselves. Thank you for this gem!

[@alicewonder3537]

I can't believe that's the real name of the movie lol

[@ineffable_eldritch_horror131]

Omg I remember me and my mother watching this movie and being completely confused by every other scene. This was a great nostalgia trip and its great to know that we werent going insane or just missing something

[@Buckent]

Holy Moly 54 minutes of Mister GG. What is it Christmas?

[@Taractis]

This is the most comprehensive breakdown of the story I've seen yet. There was SO much more to this movie than I'd seen in other reviews... while at the same time there is still nothing to this movie!

[@Jm-ki4su]

the amount of china simping in this film is hideous. Just the sign of a flag of china to stop people from firing upon you is some next-level subservience i didn't know possible

[@lipstickcloud]

That's a hilarious way to describe it 😂 Very good

[@cam4636]

"Propaganda? In MY propaganda?" It's more likely than you think

[@tiffanywyatt5137]

A lot of these chinese propaganda stupid movies do that. Always a scene where they use the Chinese flag or state their Chinese and are awed at

[@noodlesofoodles]

“stone cold san antonio” was a good one lol

[@Rico_g15]

6:36 the Steven seagal voiceover caught me off guard 😂

[@gwencatz2483]

the skits were absolute fire in this one 🔥🔥🔥

[@someonesomewhere5574]

Thank you Mista GG for using that musical intro again. It feels good and nostalgic whenever I see it in a new video

[@todo9633]

Wait is this whole movie just propaganda for Chinese 3G networks? Was this movie widely distributed and marketed in the third world? Also the whole "misunderstanding and thinking that a group of women mystics was going to sacrifice a child" is just the plot of The Acolyte. Disney writer's rooms are literally on par with Steven Seagal movies.

[@azovandy14.88]

💯 CCP propaganda but C’mon Disney is uniquely American for better, mostly worse nowadays, but no one does propaganda like Hollywood. I enlisted at 17 it worked on me but those Potemkin bullshite games and competitions China/Russia/Iran do I would’ve went to grad school 20 years earlier rather than deploying for 7 years of the GWOT which spoiler alert Afghanistan was nothing like Rambo.

[@tiffanywyatt5137]

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[@khadijahflowers5566]

I listened to everything Mista GG said at the beginning, BUT STILL at 36:23 I THOUGHT THE MOVIE WAS OVER!!!! 😭😂

[@quirkyviper]

I can't get over GG's govt name being Michael. Idk what I was expecting but Mike wasn't it. I'll be henceforth and forever more ignoring this true fact in favor of my own headcannon, thank you.

[@umopepisdnlla]

The five note Darude shoutout at 32:13 is so subtle and so hilarious! What a fantastic review of maybe the best Seagal movie (since he's barely in it).

[@joemomma6317]

It feels like christmas when gg drops a new seagal video lmao