Steven Universe YTP: Ruby's Earth Shattering powers (remake)

[@bonnet7666]

Steven: Stop being cute! Peridot, Lion, Ruby and Sapphire: **cease existing because they are the best and cutest beans to exist**

[@alexhamiIton]

Leggy, cat Steven, lion and peridot: am I a joke to you?

[@toxinking6249]

Wadda bout lion

[@cyruss6536]

The best 4 way ship

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Aww ikr

[@yourfathersinferioritycomplex]

*Lapis, Peridot, Lion, Ruby and Sapphire

[@CesarGonzalez-ur9ic]

"That's rascist." "I don't care"

[@darknessakamrbutter]

THATS RACIST

[@user-mf3tm6wb3p]

DADS RAISINS

[@KasaiBuru]

@@user-mf3tm6wb3p OUTRAGEOUS

[@moofy5721]

DAD'S BRACES

[@moofy5721]

6:18

[@Mygloriousking77]

“Earl” “STEVEN” “Earl” “STEVEN”

[@stabfenn2960]

*EARL*

[@fyra_cat2119]

-Steven- *EARL*

[@xfroggii]

*STEVEN*

[@Eradivision2002]

*E A R L*

[@Bowling4986]

JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU-

[@lobcorporation]

Alright, we're gonna die. Expect Peridot.

[@rosemary3029]

Steven:alright We're gonna die.Except Peridot and Jasper

[@lucathedog242]

angerey sn0ball red clod red clod amethyst: lets kill her rest of the gems: ok (ruby dies)

[@Void_Echoes]

Can Lapis live too pls

[@raymondsanford9445]

>:3

[@chilldude1821]

That plan sucks.

[@youinanalternateuniverse]

*E A R L*

[@leemsvg]

*S T E V E N .*

[@neopolitan21]

*B O B*

[@leemsvg]

*P A T R I C A .*

[@neopolitan21]

*A M Y*

[@neopolitan21]

*S O P H I E*

[@Mnlszzz]

Steven : if you win you... Ruby: Get my own pearl Amethyst : Yasss!! Pearl : *AMETHYST* LOL IM DYING 😂😂

[@jacobcaloway7101]

It was more of a yiss

[@Monochrome2004]

the demonic way that amethyst was said

[@yourlocalmaniac6510]

2:54

[@dangelodraws4142]

I would have likes this but, emojis. ):

[@blumouse8539]

Sorry you must have made a mistake it's *EARL*

[@MustraOrdo]

If the ball gets caught... I HATE YOU! XD

[@Mary-tt2dy]

jesus steven he needs to chill

[@Eggbenders]

Earl

[@lifegen1927]

@BitterVoid why such a hater

[@stupiidbee]

And if you get tagged... you're out! *growls* Heh, heh... *NOOOOOO-*

[@blackpearl7596]

*R E A L L Y*

[@CreepaZX]

Man, Ruby's are dumb. Garnet: THATS RACIST! Is what finally made me burst out laughing.

[@notreal5826]

XMationZ maybe it was amethyst saying I don't care

[@yamz2161]

5:47 would've been funnier if the rubies said "well why didn't you say so?" then

[@topcomment7582]

Myameen abdulsattar I thought that too

[@chilldude1821]

I wanted them to say it, but "R e a l l y ?" was more funnier! xD

[@MungiuMan77]

I agree.

[@funstufflove4226]

What if she said DIE

[@benemikeandreas5059]

Same!!!😹

[@jimmilton9301]

4:28 LOL I ALMOST DIED 😂😂😂

[@whyevenbother6508]

4:30

[@JRod_12]

Yeah

[@cillibunni5008]

Poo

[@galaxyneonwolfgirl5221]

@@whyevenbother6508 😂

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Same

[@eyeballtheruby]

Omega Ruby: Where is Jasper? Peridot: Eeeeeeeeeeh Steven: She DIED. *Silence* Omega Ruby: Really... Steven: Yep! Omega Ruby: Why weren't you say so? :D "BOOOOOOOOOOM" *Brain destroyed*

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball haahahahahahahahahh

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

You are a tiny person

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball I'm ALPHA

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

And no farting aloud

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Be amazed

[@pxnklxmonade3989]

"Okay, were going to die! Except Peridot." XDDD

[@alibeary5025]

Brooklyn the Bat LPS it’s at 3:11

[@alexanderkinzel3371]

Steven: "she died" O~O' Ruby: "oh, why didn't you say so?" ^3^ ruby logic...

[@HaikalHerwan]

Do you have this? ͡ω ͡ and O﹏O Copy paste this

[@fizhbonEZ]

exuse me

[@peridot9xj989]

2:58 i laughed so much

[@peridot5xg588]

same

[@funstufflove4226]

So does our Peridot love this moment?

[@sirjoemega3744]

@@funstufflove4226 no

[@aidancommenting]

Wait why is there more than one peridot

[@beyoncestraps6680]

Peridot will you help me in to my birthday suit??

[@askinredroads5132]

Yellow Diamond THATS YOUR BUTT

[@tiinakontra3858]

no

[@realgamerhours1712]

Yellow Diamond whats the use of feeling that way

[@calypso2nd479]

THATS YOUR BUTT

[@banjo2959]

*zip* THAT’S YOUR BUTT

[@cynb05]

This is how many times Peridot said "clod" ⬇️

[@Tanks_Are_better_than_UTTP]

Get this comment to 929384848 likes. The one I replied to

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@Tanks_Are_better_than_UTTPHave you considered soup.

[@pan-demi-c2711]

Ruby: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? Sapphire: No. *laughs* Steven: What’s going on? What are they doing? Lapis: *f’cking.*

[@jeankeogh6142]

Lol

[@Kammie_Lammie]

Pearl: uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@kitster900]

HUGE improvement over the original YTP

[@baileyryan6958]

Ruby: "They wanna search the barn!" Sapphire: "Ruby, you're stupid!" Steven: "I hate you!" Pearl (Oh, I'm sorry. Earl): "STUPID!" Peridot: "Red clod!" Amethyst: "Let's kill her!" (The gems senselessly beat the shards out of Ruby) *THE END*

[@imski1576]

o w

[@baileyryan6958]

@@imski1576 Yea...

[@WeareLegion97]

This is so funny I'm dying

[@roseoverkill7036]

the funny part is all Crystal Gem was beating Ruby ass

[@liamgraham578]

OminousWind97 EARL

[@Jeegster]

Liam Graham STEVEN

[@aquamarine1875]

Zandrie Sanchez EARL

[@DM-pg9pj]

OminousWind97 100th like On you're comment

[@fantasticalfox]

Sapphire: just act stupid Ruby: goes up to the rubies Mission success!

[@bionicleapple1254]

Ruby: **exists** Peridot: _r_ _e_ _d_ _c_ _l_ _o_ _d_

[@AriLolzz]

Ruby: *exists* Steven: stop being cute! Ruby: *keeps existing* Steven: *what did I just sayyy*

[@oberonthebesthealerintown5963]

The clod Pokemon Peridot. Ability: To stole Magneto's powers and save the World also can build Robots...We can not forget about disturbing people calling them clods. How tall she is: Really, but really small we can call her the second Levi. Evolution:If you give her a pair of robo-hands and robo-feet she is gonna evolve into a taler Peridot form. Z-move:She calls the yellow diamond and calls her a clod that would initiate Earth's domination by the home world gems

[@isaacdenley1922]

Peridot Moveset *Clod* Calls the enemy a clod *Eternal rage* Slaps the opponent repeatedly *Magnesis* Controls metal *GIMME THAT GEM* Grabs the opponent until one of them faints

[@eyeballtheruby]

4:35 No, I'm not!... ._.'

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball scream icecream cream icescream 🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😔😩😩😩😩💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

[@lillianajohnson9213]

Eyeball hmm....

[@Crashman-1005]

You tried to stab rose quartz who was actually pink daimond

[@thew2842]

Yeah you are

[@scelusss7670]

Im fine! :D

[@youtubefan1547]

No one: Literally no one: Pearl: EARL

[@yourfriendlylocalhitman667]

EARL

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

No its *_EARL_*

[@youtubefan1547]

|--- /\ |---| | | / \ | | | |--- /-\ |---| | | / \ | \ | |--- / \ | \ |--- .

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

@@sadleg * *_EARL_*

[@TerminalSaw]

@@aceofdiamonds2218 NO ITS *EARL*

[@d-cyphers]

D I E -Steven Universe, 2017

[@toyanokianvirtanen]

Omega Ruby:"WHERE IS JASPER?!" Steven: Sheee...Ehhhh... Pink Steven: SHE'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

[@szymonkrzyw1095]

XD

[@cheahwy9914]

DIO

[@razorthesmolboi9793]

6:15 Amethyst: “man, Rubies are dumb..” Garnet: *THATS RACIST*

[@tanyatorres9446]

Every time peridot says red clod I start laughing for some reason

[@omrademleblanc5055]

*Red Clod*

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Lol

[@realsimplyeli]

Reclod

[@toby7712]

This is still funny 3 years later

[@andistansbury4366]

Still funny 7 years later

[@DiabeticDingus]

4:30 *poot*

[@jeezbeezbeezwax8101]

POOTY POOT

[@gl1tchc1ty66]

"If you win you get-" "My own pearl!" "Uuuh..." "Yesss" "A M E T H Y S T ! !" "._."

[@zemtophire]

5:25 that roar surprisingly fits them

[@dr.badtimes3660]

3:02 Steven Universe turned into Geese Howard.

[@Jay-we4mt]

and if you lose... you gotta die forever. (not just die for a week, die FOREVER.)

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

I to only die for a week at a time

[@VeryRandomChannel]

1:56 - 2:14 I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard.....

[@krafter8652]

Parents when they are trying to do something you know isn't going to work: 0:06

[@anthalya6861]

"Hey, you two, stop being cute" "I said: *S T O P B E I N G C U TE* "

[@ovo2332]

i'm holding back tears................. this video is so powerful

[@mason1447]

man shut yo sensitive ass up

[@mason1447]

nvm i just cried

[@clubpenguincat5768]

1:28 made my dogs start barking

[@jabb0851]

STEVEN EARL STEVEN EARL STEVEN EARL STEVEN EARL STEVEN EARL STEVEN Bob.

[@jabb0851]

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob

[@goodasgian9446]

4:30 is what got me

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Why did she poop and fart I mean do rubies fart? Well Eyeball does

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

GoodAsGian I mean ewww she farted and pooped 🤢😷

[@peridot2f5l16]

This is the best thing i ever see

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Peridot 2F5L I agree and don't watch my cat farting video 😑

[@eyeballtheruby]

AAAAAAH!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT FARTING MY COMMENT GOT OVER 80 REPLIES ABOUT FARTING THEY STILL SAY I AM FARTING BUT GEMS DON'T EVEN FART 😨

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball um you barf

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball farting is normal it's just fine I mean I fart my cat farts everyone farts don't get embarrassed

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball your farts make you who you are that means your farts get triggered but when your farts are mad they go loud and in slow motion and it smells like tuna wait I like tuna yum give me that fart

[@martyruth77]

I like how every Crystal Gem made an attempt to hide their gems... Except Sapphire.

[@augustclarke7618]

Steven: what are they doing? Lapis: phucking Pearl: **UH OH**

[@stanczyka2407]

2:10 what goes in my brain at school

[@sunkn4281]

3:11 alright where going to dieee. Except peridot. Peridot: :>

[@WeareLegion97]

Bowser Jr is adorable

[@nikytale]

*1:59** now close your eyes~*

[@thornathy3342]

2:10 XD SHE GOT _JUMPED_

[@Harriplaysdrums]

4:30 had me on the floor laughing

[@MMDTrxsh]

You're making me incredibly uncomfortable. I. *DON'T.* *_C A R E._*

[@stupiidbee]

3:48 xD Steven: If the ball gets caught, I HATE YOU! And if you get tagged... you're out! *tags Eyeball* Eyeball: Grrr.... Steven: Heh heh... Eyeball: *beats him up* Steven: nOOOOOOOO--

[@eyeballtheruby]

1:55 to the moment when gems attacks Ruby is so funny XDDDDD And when Steven answers to Ruby "Die..." XDDD

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball you fart like it's nothing

[@thew2842]

Red cloD

[@VeryRandomChannel]

Ruby’s are clods (not Garnets ruby)

[@legosam2067]

“And if you think we can’t! *D I E !* “

[@josephhilbert269]

3:53 I’m crying oh my lord that is so funny

[@fyra_cat2119]

Steven: will you help me into my birthday suit? *Zipping noises* Peridot: THATS YOUR BUTT!

[@Joeythefrickfrackingod]

2:57 IM CRYING ON FLOOR LOL!!!

[@eyeballtheruby]

5:32 - 5:50 lol XDDD

[@noone7451]

Eyeball ay eyeball did you like your baseball game?

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball you clod! you almost killed Steven!

[@eyeballtheruby]

It's Rose Quartz! The first leader of Crystal Gems, who shattered PINK DIAMOND!... Not just a "Steven" -_- If I killed him I could be a legend! What if Diamonds could notice that a RUBY killed Rose Quartz! They gonna give me my own, PEARL!... EEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEH!!!....EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEH!!!.... .

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball when you meet them, and get to know earth, you realise it's a amazing place! I called yellow diamond a clod! SHE is a lumpy clumpy clod, the crystal gems are not! I AM THE LEADER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS YOU MIDGET!

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball when you meet them, and get to know earth, you realise it's a amazing place! I called yellow diamond a clod! SHE is a lumpy clumpy clod, the crystal gems are not! I AM THE LEADER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS YOU MIDGET!

[@Pietastic]

Steven: Just Dont Touch That Donut Ok? Me: *TRIES TO TOUCH THE DONUT* Steven: *4:49*

[@burbuja9126]

6:03 he points to hell

[@eyeballtheruby]

Ruby: Just look at the ball... Sapphire: No.

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball fart fart fart and yes I love farts!

[@eyeballtheruby]

OH GOD NO.

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball are you a woman

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball or are you a GASSY RUBY

[@thew2842]

@@ShadowCryptidUser 👈IS A DEPRESSED FUCK

[@sadboihour4990]

At the end Me: *dying of laughter* halp me Also: Where’s Jasper? Steven: She died. Me: I wish

[@Kammie_Lammie]

Big buff cheeto puff wellllllllllllllllllll

[@murai8144]

1:14 "I am..!" Demonic Voice: *"EARL."* x6

[@V3nuss_444]

Amethyst: rubies are dumb Garnet: T H A T S R A C I S T

[@randomgirl921]

Ruby: what do I do Steven:die

[@raymondkunkel642]

4:48 actually sounded intimidating.

[@dude0216]

"If the ball gets caught, I HATE YOU" that killed me of laughter

[@jackegerton7693]

0:06 I can't contain myself! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

[@Dokitu]

5:11 i thought she was going to hit the chest ruby XD

[@thlux21]

“And if you think we can’t..... DIE” Steven 2019

[@jobvanveen9351]

It was posted on 2017

[@thlux21]

Job van Veen and yet KZbin just recommends it now

[@pinkdiamondsandgarnetsuniv7630]

4:30

[@fyra_cat2119]

Ruby: just look at the ball -Saphire- Sophie: *No*

[@SorielHDTBers]

Steven: Listen, you two! Stop being cute! Ruby: ‘exists’ Steven: What did I just say?!

[@mishalalmubarak9395]

0:18 steven has eaten the whole hotdog by now Lmao

[@cooper_skyfalls2102]

6:15 - I CANT BREATH XD

[@kiki8792]

5:22 look at bottom ruby's face

[@redmustachealien]

1:20 This moment killed me. You yourself can see why. 👻

[@prayinangel]

Pearl: I AM EAAARRL Steven: no Pearl: *exploded because she could deal with Steven*

[@Danny92347]

Steven: And iF you win you get (Doc) ruby: my own Pearl Steven: uhhhhh 2:58 Amethyst: yes Pearl: AMETHYST!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@rosemary3029]

Small peridot is sooo cute

[@kadenceeley729]

Ruby: WHAT DO I DO?! Steven: *d i e* Me: * spittake *

[@leshir2458]

2:56

[@maskeddededepression1400]

1:22 missed opportunity to use solid snake being detected sound

[@rbalkayde04]

0:50 eyeball has the talent to repeatedly move her eyes

[@orangethedemoncat5772]

Earl, Steven,Earl,Steven,Earl,STEVEN, JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR U ROSE!!!

[@redacted1648]

I love how depressed and sarcastic Bob is.

[@BlueEngland]

Garnet: THATS RACIST Amethyst: I dont care

[@peterparkour9405]

We are the crystal humans we'll always win baseball and if you think we can't, DIE! That's why the people of this world believe in Earl Amy Bob and Sophie and Earl no Steven Earl Steven Earl Steven Earl Steven! JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU! Pearl, you're overreacting! EARL! Earl, you're overreacting! I'm not overreacting!

[@vivianaled4235]

3:01 "and if you lose you gotta die forever" Ruby: "really".....

[@silence5666]

4:38 When you take a VOSTFR video

[@yodastar1237]

Steven: Peridot will you help me into my birthday suit Peridot: THAT'S YOU'RE BUTT! Steven: Let me show you what it can do ( Farts) Peridot: you're making me incredibly uncomfortable Steven: I don't care Me: dies of laughter

[@LazyLazu]

Omfg the Pokemon joke

[@simonk5889]

Steven: if you win.... Eyeball ruby: I get my own pearl! Steven: Ummmmmmmmmm............ Amythist: YESSSSSS! Pearl: AMYTHIST!!!!!!!!!! That made me laugh A lot

[@pinkdiamondsandgarnetsuniv7630]

2:09

[@hhgg6077]

Alasdaniel234 Man .

[@someguy8938]

34444444

[@Rei_Sh0]

"Pearl, you're overreacting!" ' ' *E A R L* ' ' "Earl, you're overreacting!"

[@iwashere7792]

Garnet said THAT'S CRAZY because her fusion has a ruby and that ruby is not dumb so that means..... AMETHYST JUST EXPOSED GARNET!

[@DalekCraft]

No she said that’s racist

[@kittycoolcat7]

Pearl: STUPID Peridot: Red Clod. Steven: I hate you! Amethyst: LETS GET HER

[@ivanab984]

We are the crystal humans, we’ll always win baseball! And if you think we can’t D I E That’s why the people of this world believe in, *EARL* , Amy, Bob and Sophie and *EARL* no Steven! *EARL* Steven *EARL* Steven WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR U *EARL* your overreacting *E* *A* *R* *L* *EARL* YOUR OVERREACTING IM NOT OVERREACTING Peridot: PEARL *EARL* : I AM A *EARL* *EARL* *EARL* *EARL* *EARL* *EARL* This took me way too long and is not worth it considering this extremely old video