Steven Universe YTP: Ruby's Earth Shattering powers (remake)

This is a remake of a YTP I made 9 months ago, I thought it deserved a remake; so here you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[@CesarGonzalez-ur9ic]

"That's rascist." "I don't care"

[@darknessakamrbutter]

THATS RACIST

[@user-mf3tm6wb3p]

DADS RAISINS

[@KasaiBuru]

@@user-mf3tm6wb3p OUTRAGEOUS

[@moofy5721]

DAD'S BRACES

[@moofy5721]

6:18

[@bonnet7666]

Steven: Stop being cute! Peridot, Lion, Ruby and Sapphire: **cease existing because they are the best and cutest beans to exist**

[@alexhamiIton]

Leggy, cat Steven, lion and peridot: am I a joke to you?

[@toxinking6249]

Wadda bout lion

[@cyruss6536]

The best 4 way ship

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Aww ikr

[@yourfathersinferioritycomplex]

*Lapis, Peridot, Lion, Ruby and Sapphire

[@youinanalternateuniverse]

*E A R L*

[@leemsvg]

*S T E V E N .*

[@neopolitan21]

*B O B*

[@leemsvg]

*P A T R I C A .*

[@neopolitan21]

*A M Y*

[@neopolitan21]

*S O P H I E*

[@Mygloriousking77]

“Earl” “STEVEN” “Earl” “STEVEN”

[@stabfenn2960]

*EARL*

[@fyra_cat2119]

-Steven- *EARL*

[@xfroggii]

*STEVEN*

[@Eradivision2002]

*E A R L*

[@Bowling4986]

JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU-

[@lobcorporation]

Alright, we're gonna die. Expect Peridot.

[@rosemary3029]

Steven:alright We're gonna die.Except Peridot and Jasper

[@lucathedog242]

angerey sn0ball red clod red clod amethyst: lets kill her rest of the gems: ok (ruby dies)

[@Void_Echoes]

Can Lapis live too pls

[@raymondsanford9445]

>:3

[@chilldude1821]

That plan sucks.

[@Mnlszzz]

Steven : if you win you... Ruby: Get my own pearl Amethyst : Yasss!! Pearl : *AMETHYST* LOL IM DYING 😂😂

[@jacobcaloway7101]

It was more of a yiss

[@Monochrome2004]

the demonic way that amethyst was said

[@yourlocalmaniac6510]

2:54

[@dangelodraws4142]

I would have likes this but, emojis. ):

[@blumouse8539]

Sorry you must have made a mistake it's *EARL*

[@MustraOrdo]

If the ball gets caught... I HATE YOU! XD

[@Mary-tt2dy]

jesus steven he needs to chill

[@Eggbenders]

Earl

[@lifegen1927]

@BitterVoid why such a hater

[@stupiidbee]

And if you get tagged... you're out! *growls* Heh, heh... *NOOOOOO-*

[@blackpearl7596]

*R E A L L Y*

[@CreepaZX]

Man, Ruby's are dumb. Garnet: THATS RACIST! Is what finally made me burst out laughing.

[@notreal5826]

XMationZ maybe it was amethyst saying I don't care

[@jimmilton9301]

4:28 LOL I ALMOST DIED 😂😂😂

[@whyevenbother6508]

4:30

[@JRod_12]

Yeah

[@cillibunni5008]

Poo

[@galaxyneonwolfgirl5221]

@@whyevenbother6508 😂

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Same

[@eyeballtheruby]

Omega Ruby: Where is Jasper? Peridot: Eeeeeeeeeeh Steven: She DIED. *Silence* Omega Ruby: Really... Steven: Yep! Omega Ruby: Why weren't you say so? :D "BOOOOOOOOOOM" *Brain destroyed*

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball haahahahahahahahahh

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

You are a tiny person

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball I'm ALPHA

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

And no farting aloud

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Be amazed

[@peridot9xj989]

2:58 i laughed so much

[@peridot5xg588]

same

[@funstufflove4226]

So does our Peridot love this moment?

[@sirjoemega3744]

@@funstufflove4226 no

[@aidancommenting]

Wait why is there more than one peridot

[@yamz2161]

5:47 would've been funnier if the rubies said "well why didn't you say so?" then

[@topcomment7582]

Myameen abdulsattar I thought that too

[@chilldude1821]

I wanted them to say it, but "R e a l l y ?" was more funnier! xD

[@MungiuMan77]

I agree.

[@funstufflove4226]

What if she said DIE

[@benemikeandreas5059]

Same!!!😹

[@cynb05]

This is how many times Peridot said "clod" ⬇️

[@Tanks_Are_better_than_UTTP]

Get this comment to 929384848 likes. The one I replied to

[@alexanderkinzel3371]

Steven: "she died" O~O' Ruby: "oh, why didn't you say so?" ^3^ ruby logic...

[@HaikalHerwan]

Do you have this? ͡ω ͡ and O﹏O Copy paste this

[@BeYaRRSSS]

exuse me

[@pxnklxmonade3989]

"Okay, were going to die! Except Peridot." XDDD

[@alibeary5025]

Brooklyn the Bat LPS it’s at 3:11

[@kitster900]

HUGE improvement over the original YTP

[@baileyryan6958]

Ruby: "They wanna search the barn!" Sapphire: "Ruby, you're stupid!" Steven: "I hate you!" Pearl (Oh, I'm sorry. Earl): "STUPID!" Peridot: "Red clod!" Amethyst: "Let's kill her!" (The gems senselessly beat the shards out of Ruby) *THE END*

[@imski1576]

o w

[@baileyryan6958]

@@imski1576 Yea...

[@fantasticalfox]

Sapphire: just act stupid Ruby: goes up to the rubies Mission success!

[@pan-demi-c2711]

Ruby: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? Sapphire: No. *laughs* Steven: What’s going on? What are they doing? Lapis: *f’cking.*

[@jeankeogh6142]

Lol

[@Kammie_Lammie]

Pearl: uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@youtubefan1547]

No one: Literally no one: Pearl: EARL

[@yourfriendlylocalhitman667]

EARL

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

No its *_EARL_*

[@youtubefan1547]

|--- /\ |---| | | / \ | | | |--- /-\ |---| | | / \ | \ | |--- / \ | \ |--- .

[@aceofdiamonds2218]

@@sadleg * *_EARL_*

[@TerminalSaw]

@@aceofdiamonds2218 NO ITS *EARL*

[@WeareLegion97]

This is so funny I'm dying

[@roseoverkill7036]

the funny part is all Crystal Gem was beating Ruby ass

[@liamgraham578]

OminousWind97 EARL

[@Jeegster]

Liam Graham STEVEN

[@aquamarine1875]

Zandrie Sanchez EARL

[@DM-pg9pj]

OminousWind97 100th like On you're comment

[@beyoncestraps6680]

Peridot will you help me in to my birthday suit??

[@askinredroads5132]

Yellow Diamond THATS YOUR BUTT

[@tiinakontra3858]

no

[@realgamerhours1712]

Yellow Diamond whats the use of feeling that way

[@calypso2nd479]

THATS YOUR BUTT

[@banjo2959]

*zip* THAT’S YOUR BUTT

[@d-cyphers]

D I E -Steven Universe, 2017

[@eyeballtheruby]

4:35 No, I'm not!... ._.'

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball scream icecream cream icescream 🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😔😩😩😩😩💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

[@lillianajohnson9213]

Eyeball hmm....

[@Crashman-1005]

You tried to stab rose quartz who was actually pink daimond

[@thew2842]

Yeah you are

[@scelusss7670]

Im fine! :D

[@tanyatorres9446]

Every time peridot says red clod I start laughing for some reason

[@omrademleblanc5055]

*Red Clod*

[@Peppapig-th7fr]

Lol

[@realsimplyeli]

Reclod

[@archthepumpkin9197]

Omega Ruby:"WHERE IS JASPER?!" Steven: Sheee...Ehhhh... Pink Steven: SHE'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

[@szymonkrzyw1095]

XD

[@cheahwy9914]

DIO

[@oberonthebesthealerintown5963]

The clod Pokemon Peridot. Ability: To stole Magneto's powers and save the World also can build Robots...We can not forget about disturbing people calling them clods. How tall she is: Really, but really small we can call her the second Levi. Evolution:If you give her a pair of robo-hands and robo-feet she is gonna evolve into a taler Peridot form. Z-move:She calls the yellow diamond and calls her a clod that would initiate Earth's domination by the home world gems

[@isaacdenley1922]

Peridot Moveset *Clod* Calls the enemy a clod *Eternal rage* Slaps the opponent repeatedly *Magnesis* Controls metal *GIMME THAT GEM* Grabs the opponent until one of them faints

[@razorthesmolboi9793]

6:15 Amethyst: “man, Rubies are dumb..” Garnet: *THATS RACIST*

[@bionicleapple1254]

Ruby: **exists** Peridot: _r_ _e_ _d_ _c_ _l_ _o_ _d_

[@AriLolzz]

Ruby: *exists* Steven: stop being cute! Ruby: *keeps existing* Steven: *what did I just sayyy*

[@zemtophire]

5:25 that roar surprisingly fits them

[@DiabeticDingus]

4:30 *poot*

[@jeezbeezbeezwax8101]

POOTY POOT

[@VeryRandomChannel]

1:56 - 2:14 I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard.....

[@Jay-we4mt]

and if you lose... you gotta die forever. (not just die for a week, die FOREVER.)

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

I to only die for a week at a time

[@ovo2332]

i'm holding back tears................. this video is so powerful

[@mason1447]

man shut yo sensitive ass up

[@mason1447]

nvm i just cried

[@dr.badtimes3660]

3:02 Steven Universe turned into Geese Howard.

[@clubpenguincat5768]

1:28 made my dogs start barking

[@martyruth77]

I like how every Crystal Gem made an attempt to hide their gems... Except Sapphire.

[@gl1tchc1ty66]

"If you win you get-" "My own pearl!" "Uuuh..." "Yesss" "A M E T H Y S T ! !" "._."

[@krafter8652]

Parents when they are trying to do something you know isn't going to work: 0:06

[@toby7712]

This is still funny 3 years later

[@goodasgian9446]

4:30 is what got me

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Why did she poop and fart I mean do rubies fart? Well Eyeball does

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

GoodAsGian I mean ewww she farted and pooped 🤢😷

[@anthalya6861]

"Hey, you two, stop being cute" "I said: *S T O P B E I N G C U TE* "

[@jabb0851]

STEVEN EARL STEVEN EARL STEVEN EARL STEVEN EARL STEVEN EARL STEVEN Bob.

[@jabb0851]

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob

[@peridot2f5l16]

This is the best thing i ever see

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Peridot 2F5L I agree and don't watch my cat farting video 😑

[@eyeballtheruby]

AAAAAAH!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT FARTING MY COMMENT GOT OVER 80 REPLIES ABOUT FARTING THEY STILL SAY I AM FARTING BUT GEMS DON'T EVEN FART 😨

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball um you barf

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball farting is normal it's just fine I mean I fart my cat farts everyone farts don't get embarrassed

[@All_According_As_Planned]

Eyeball your farts make you who you are that means your farts get triggered but when your farts are mad they go loud and in slow motion and it smells like tuna wait I like tuna yum give me that fart

[@WeareLegion97]

Bowser Jr is adorable

[@stanczyka2407]

2:10 what goes in my brain at school

[@augustclarke7618]

Steven: what are they doing? Lapis: phucking Pearl: **UH OH**

[@nikytale]

*1:59** now close your eyes~*

[@sunkn4281]

3:11 alright where going to dieee. Except peridot. Peridot: :>

[@eyeballtheruby]

1:55 to the moment when gems attacks Ruby is so funny XDDDDD And when Steven answers to Ruby "Die..." XDDD

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball you fart like it's nothing

[@thew2842]

Red cloD

[@VeryRandomChannel]

Ruby’s are clods (not Garnets ruby)

[@stupiidbee]

3:48 xD Steven: If the ball gets caught, I HATE YOU! And if you get tagged... you're out! *tags Eyeball* Eyeball: Grrr.... Steven: Heh heh... Eyeball: *beats him up* Steven: nOOOOOOOO--

[@Harriplaysdrums]

4:30 had me on the floor laughing

[@thornathy3342]

2:10 XD SHE GOT _JUMPED_

[@murai8144]

1:14 "I am..!" Demonic Voice: *"EARL."* x6

[@jackegerton7693]

0:06 I can't contain myself! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

[@legosam2067]

“And if you think we can’t! *D I E !* “

[@randomgirl921]

Ruby: what do I do Steven:die

[@eyeballtheruby]

Ruby: Just look at the ball... Sapphire: No.

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball fart fart fart and yes I love farts!

[@eyeballtheruby]

OH GOD NO.

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball are you a woman

[@ShadowCryptidUser]

Eyeball or are you a GASSY RUBY

[@thew2842]

@@ShadowCryptidUser 👈IS A DEPRESSED FUCK

[@fyra_cat2119]

Steven: will you help me into my birthday suit? *Zipping noises* Peridot: THATS YOUR BUTT!

[@josephhilbert269]

3:53 I’m crying oh my lord that is so funny

[@sadboihour4990]

At the end Me: *dying of laughter* halp me Also: Where’s Jasper? Steven: She died. Me: I wish

[@Kammie_Lammie]

Big buff cheeto puff wellllllllllllllllllll

[@Joeythefrickfrackingod]

2:57 IM CRYING ON FLOOR LOL!!!

[@thlux21yt40]

“And if you think we can’t..... DIE” Steven 2019

[@jobvanveen9351]

It was posted on 2017

[@thlux21yt40]

Job van Veen and yet KZbin just recommends it now

[@MMDTrxsh]

You're making me incredibly uncomfortable. I. *DON'T.* *_C A R E._*

[@raymondkunkel642]

4:48 actually sounded intimidating.

[@V3nuss_444]

Amethyst: rubies are dumb Garnet: T H A T S R A C I S T

[@eyeballtheruby]

5:32 - 5:50 lol XDDD

[@noone7451]

Eyeball ay eyeball did you like your baseball game?

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball you clod! you almost killed Steven!

[@eyeballtheruby]

It's Rose Quartz! The first leader of Crystal Gems, who shattered PINK DIAMOND!... Not just a "Steven" -_- If I killed him I could be a legend! What if Diamonds could notice that a RUBY killed Rose Quartz! They gonna give me my own, PEARL!... EEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEH!!!....EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEH!!!.... .

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball when you meet them, and get to know earth, you realise it's a amazing place! I called yellow diamond a clod! SHE is a lumpy clumpy clod, the crystal gems are not! I AM THE LEADER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS YOU MIDGET!

[@cubwarrior0620]

Eyeball when you meet them, and get to know earth, you realise it's a amazing place! I called yellow diamond a clod! SHE is a lumpy clumpy clod, the crystal gems are not! I AM THE LEADER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS YOU MIDGET!

[@burbuja9126]

6:03 he points to hell

[@mishalalmubarak9395]

0:18 steven has eaten the whole hotdog by now Lmao

[@alexhamiIton]

This is the BEST video I have seen in my life I’m not even kidding.

[@fyra_cat2119]

Ruby: just look at the ball -Saphire- Sophie: *No*

[@rosemary3029]

Small peridot is sooo cute

[@Dokitu]

5:11 i thought she was going to hit the chest ruby XD

[@dinoscythe6335]

This is one of my favorite YTPs ever.

[@SplattedCrepe]

You litteraly make me laugh every time when i watch your vids

[@rbalkayde04]

0:50 eyeball has the talent to repeatedly move her eyes

[@pinkdiamondsandgarnetsuniv7630]

4:30

[@snuffy_llama5919]

this is the most beautiful thing iv ever seen

[@redmustachealien]

1:20 This moment killed me. You yourself can see why. 👻

[@dude0216]

"If the ball gets caught, I HATE YOU" that killed me of laughter

[@redacted1648]

I love how depressed and sarcastic Bob is.

[@3bff586]

I don't want to lie this is the amazing thing I ever saw in my life

[@cooper_skyfalls2102]

6:15 - I CANT BREATH XD

[@orangethedemoncat5772]

Earl, Steven,Earl,Steven,Earl,STEVEN, JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR U ROSE!!!

[@prayinangel]

Pearl: I AM EAAARRL Steven: no Pearl: *exploded because she could deal with Steven*

[@thecowgoesmoo2285]

OMG ALL OF THE PARTS ARE HILARIOUS

[@maskeddededepression1400]

1:22 missed opportunity to use solid snake being detected sound

[@LazyLazu]

Omfg the Pokemon joke

[@roseoverkillfinals804]

2:10

[@coffingirlie]

My favorite YTP yet!

[@kadenceeley729]

Ruby: WHAT DO I DO?! Steven: *d i e* Me: * spittake *

[@kiki8792]

5:22 look at bottom ruby's face

[@dessie3730]

"I AM...EARL." I actually love this part so much

[@thegamingfandom6721]

This is so stupid yet so beautiful

[@silence5666]

4:38 When you take a VOSTFR video

[@Pietastic]

Steven: Just Dont Touch That Donut Ok? Me: *TRIES TO TOUCH THE DONUT* Steven: *4:49*

[@SashikuChan]

Amazing X'D

[@SorielHDTBers]

Steven: Listen, you two! Stop being cute! Ruby: ‘exists’ Steven: What did I just say?!

[@kirborbie]

We are the crystal humans we play baseball and if you think we can't *die*