(YTP) Steven Universe: STEVE GITS DA GURL

Connie Maheswaran more like Connie Mabaeswaran amirite?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Credit music from Ween Piano Medley: • Ween Piano Medley

[@weirdbananamemes4184]

*F I V E S P E E D S*

[@seanwilliams9511]

Weird Banana Memes hand brakes

[@akoles]

*H A N D B R A K E S*

[@reapersansdeath4806]

F i v e S p e e d s

[@Kayso789]

Speeds 5

[@tajhonkeels7147]

Weird Banana Memes F I V E S P E E D S H A N D B R E A K S

[@user-lo2qk5vn4u]

5 speeds hand brakes *CRASH* STEVEN.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

[@EdibleWallpaper]

I SAW THIS EXACTLY AS THAT PART PLAYED--

[@LemonishSoda]

Woah hello other callie

[@manwhore6031]

STEVON.JPG IS CORRUPED

[@hopthemonkey8734]

Speach 100

[@Kayso789]

*5 S p e e d s*

[@smallfryes]

my name is 5 speeds

[@Kayso789]

Hi *5 S p e e d s*

[@V3nuss_444]

*H An D bReaKs*

[@starl1ight.]

I’m hand brakes

[@duolingoowl127]

I'm connie

[@CircusSabre]

Hi five speeds im dad

[@griff_irl3709]

'We won't watch this time'

[@rontukurt7286]

It makes me question, why did they watch and how many times?

[@CatShapedDonut]

@@rontukurt7286 lol

[@lexilala1968]

*this time*

[@duolingoowl127]

( ͡͡°͡° ͜ʖ ͡͡°͡°)

[@AGO339]

"he was incredible!"

[@muluskuvuch]

riding a bike thru sand is actually that hard

[@attyLite]

1100110101000102a steve isn't smart enough to realize that

[@joannamichael4642]

How did this not get replies for 2 and a half fucking years?

[@vibemauster3176]

Yes

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Ridding a bike through sand isn't that hard I'm noise sensitive it's harder

[@yahnah9116]

@@attyLite how is he named steve when hes not a steveskin my life is a lie

[@lol-io5dw]

"We could be friends!!" "uh no it's ok" *bubble bursts* OCEAN MANNNN same.

[@drowninglisa9441]

What song is thst the weird ocean man thing

[@jackdaniel8628]

I believe it's called Spongebob. No, the song is called Ocean Man.

[@shutupberdly]

@jack hessey oof

[@dgdxv3607]

Jacka B0Y yes

[@challing1389]

8戊 黄清晓 Jacob fuy non memers not allowed

[@lloydgodnill4678]

Lmao its kinda funny how he did it Connie : My parents wont let me eat donuts Steven : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Sadie : REEE *SMASHES HER WITH A CHAIR*

[@angeldust7241]

Lloyd Godnill OW

[@spinelismywaifu9669]

*HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEE!*

[@angeldust7241]

Knockedy I made my mistakes

[@Knockedy]

@@angeldust7241 got nowhere to ruuun

[@Knockedy]

@@angeldust7241 oh and i am knockedy i just switched acc for rp

[@shibenews8416]

Steven: "We could be friends" Connie:"No it's ok"

[@dognut267]

YEET!

[@vivianaled4235]

I couldn't stop laughing at that scene

[@apperusenpai]

Sadie with her chair gets me every time

[@ordinarytree4678]

i ship it

[@kegootheboi2828]

Ordinary Tree I ship Sonic and Tails

[@attyLite]

as a sane person should

[@rockybubbles3462]

It cracks me up every time, especially the slo-mo one

[@gdnovalemon2195]

Its a stool tho

[@BlueKyuubi64]

Ocean man on piano as the ending theme killed me

[@attyLite]

sorry for murdering you, i was just tryin to spread laughs

[@theparadisepack4832]

Addguy YTP you spread sneezes to me XD

[@TerminalSaw]

@@attyLite oof

[@BlueOutline]

*eats French frys*

[@Moldy_Gaming]

@@theparadisepack4832 little did you know it was the earliest coronavirus case sneeze

[@pungoblin9377]

Pearl: we should are up a date! We could find out her favori- Garnet: *R A P E H E R*

[@user-ku3sr7cl3u]

‘We won’t watch this time”

[@pungoblin9377]

Laffy Taffy4554, this makes me wonder, does beach city have law enforcement?

[@coolguy-bn1bn]

@@raider_isolation7321 Steven:*Gets out belt*

[@airium.4375]

@@coolguy-bn1bn *holy shit-*

[@neopolitanicecream4871]

@@user-ku3sr7cl3u *_This time_*

[@EmScorchVideo]

I literally died at 1:39 , everyone is invited to the funeral

[@attyLite]

I'll be there

[@justaspoonpleasemoveon260]

Same

[@arthursilva5199]

pp o interesse do 8 PP.l O lo 9 9p9

[@silaenus]

Make it double coffin, I just died too.

[@silaenus]

2:15 also

[@cameron-mp3lz]

Garnet: just **** her. Steven: okay, *but you guys can't watch this time!*

[@dognut267]

Ew 😂

[@thedarkermoon7914]

This comment deserves more likes

[@nullifi7273]

Wait.

[@smallhammer9979]

The credits are ocean man!

[@attyLite]

small hammer thank you for noticing

[@thatgmoddude3916]

Rip connie

[@quackalert4348]

Look Stevens got a F I V E S P E E D S

[@progamerisa9956]

oCeAn MaN

[@kinnunencorp2146]

Steven Universe where did you get your F I V E S P E E D S

[@chadtruckermutahar2639]

Those debris landing on them at 4:32 made me lose my shit. It made the video for me. Good stuff.

[@kirbyblasters]

F*ck her

[@treypierson7]

Ocean Man brings back da memories ;-;

[@Mary-tt2dy]

MOONBOY QUADRUPLE BACKFLIP

[@markervillacorta2209]

HEY! WHY CAN'T I BE A MOON BOY?!

[@gleenjuice]

“My parents don’t let me eat donuts.” “WhaaaaAAAAAAAAAT!?” *c ha iR*

[@leena_potatoes7128]

4:07 Steven: "we can be friends!" Bubble pops *O C E A N M A N*

[@coledroojones4425]

Bubble: ight imma pop

[@helloIamunderthewater718]

2016: STEVE GITS DA GIRL 2019: STEVE ACTUALY GITS DA GIRL

[@helloIamunderthewater718]

I know it's 2020

[@xperitx6014]

I'm personally hurt that you called him steve... XD

[@thecpg980]

*F I V E S P E E D S*

[@yass9565]

i am litteraly laughing so hard not because of your nice joke because you said steve

[@KrazyKirby14]

I like the tri-force thing

[@led8382]

Krazy Kirby Me too Kirbz

[@rydoggo]

A a a a a a a a a aaaaa

[@sidekejrfogo3125]

2016: Steven get da girl 2020: Steven gets a girlfriend aka coinne

[@insomniacalmond]

Sidekejr Fogo yes

[@bellalikestoanimate1300]

0:56 This is quality right here

[@kingoftheskeletons3206]

Honestly tho Steven trying to impress Connie with his new bike is TOO ADORABLE

[@ghiobus4933]

*flirt*

[@_Teej_264]

this is absolute gold. my favorite part is the chair break. earlier I just randomly remembered that part and started laughing. I had to show my friends too. well made

[@smellysock992]

This is the type of ytp I live for

[@redacted1648]

1:18 "no just f*ck" "Okay, but you guys cant watch this time!"

[@bwaindead5539]

Garnet should’ve said “don’t mess with his five speeds”

[@neonwolfzkanye2721]

FIVE SPEEDS HANDBREAKS LOL

[@memepango139]

This is how many times a rock has fallen 👇 on Connie,Steven,and the monster

[@randomnessrules4971]

The Pink Diamond inside him is probably like "Shatter me now"

[@Reznikcore]

sadie: *smashes chair against bubble* chair: *loud smashing sounds* sadie: Vietnam flashbacks

[@SonplaysMinEcraft]

he has no style he has no funky flow

[@starl1ight.]

Don’t mess with his funky flow

[@Pige9n]

*Five speeds*

[@madkirk7431]

and he has no unseeing what pink did to spinel

[@danielribeiro9678]

This gem has a funny face

[@whtusern]

He's dead

[@yanderegabby_18]

0:38 - 0:39 r.i.p Connie

[@yanderegabby_18]

wrong times I meant 1:38 1:39

[@yanderegabby_18]

@Ben Florez you do realize I made this comment 2 years ago

[@yanderegabby_18]

@Ben Florez oh

[@ovidioramirez4340]

@@yanderegabby_18 you suck

[@luvandletter]

Gabrielle Freeman Swagger -Official- I

[@YouFoundMicheal]

OMG THE CREDITS ARE OCEAN MANN FFS

[@attyLite]

YouFoundMicheal Correct

[@nezujezu7631]

2:48 just add this because it's the most funny thing here imo

[@thej7323]

I'm surprised they didn't mess up the intro

[@arnoldmanzanorapista5774]

Ikr

[@jacktheslayer3gaming47]

at 0:26 close your eyes it sounds wrong

[@yanderegabby_18]

jacktheslayer2 dude XD

[@babyboruto6219]

DEAR GOD ahahaha funny though..... heh....... *ALL FLOWERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED*

[@CatShapedDonut]

ug

[@halmittens]

.

[@fiinvc9389]

Gabrielle Freeman Swagger -Official- 😂😂😂

[@julius9346]

“T H A T S L A R W E R E B A S I C A L L Y B F F S”

[@dognut267]

bwhahahahahahahahaha

[@insomniacalmond]

No

[@maxdragonsoul5553]

Fun fact: Steven's bike has five speeds. It also has hand brakes.

[@adrianpaul1985]

Oh...one of these ytps...

[@avipeach]

the good ones

[@manwhore6031]

the BEST ONES

[@CometMothman]

The *EPIC* ones

[@Karzrulez]

A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles!

[@luvandletter]

the GREAT ONES

[@lgbtq2192]

I miss when Steven Universe was more simple and not so deep. Ah those days of cookie cat.

[@WillOfMyD]

LG BTQ It was boring then.

[@quartsuniverse8395]

Even back then it was pretty emotional and deep “I’m gonna disappear without ever making a single friend”

[@machinedragon5914]

quartz universe still I like it now plot driven and story involving. Sure it had its emotional moments back in these days. Especially Best Waifu Lapis, but now with the Dimonds, Emerald, and Homeworld it makes for a much better show that doesn't seem like TTG with every episode not being canonical to the next and being random.

[@alexc17026]

Whelp. Nowdays everyone is having a mental breakdown cause of WD and WP.

[@quartsuniverse8395]

Cheese bot 9000 unofficial KZbin Police trust me, I prefer now as well

[@kristjanvsteinarsson8102]

How to git da gurl 1. Ask to go to da prom 2. Kiss 4 noo reason 3. Bankrupcy

[@rencousticyt3204]

Few years later, Steven gets rejected by Connie in the exact same spot they met in.

[@Orgruk]

Yes, I think the show has improved A LOT.

[@husnainrana4562]

Dude, you deserve more subscribers.

[@attyLite]

Mr Man thanks mang, but I haven’t uploaded anything in years. I no longer have premiere so I can’t edit anything anymore.

[@videakias3000]

0:26 gotta go fast,gotta go fast,gotta go faster faster,faster faster faster

[@bakedgoldfish45]

videakias3000 no

[@Freegust]

Yes

[@gdnovalemon2195]

2:51 ur welcome

[@luvandletter]

WhAAaAAA

[@what-lp7wb]

@@luvandletter *how could this happen to me*

[@angrybirdsfan9826]

2:52 R.I.P. chair

[@sidekejrfogo8363]

Coinne: my parents don’t let me eat donuts Steven: whaaaaaaaaaat Saide: ahhhhhhhhhhh chair breaks saide: noooooooo

[@puppybone]

"Sooo you gonna as-" " hey, don't mess with his funky Flo."

[@andrewwilliams29]

*Ik I might be stupid for just realizing this but Connie gets diamond star eyes and Steven gets normal star eyes* 5:20

[@opticalorange3272]

Connie=pink diamond?

[@voidnull4282]

im going to make a bubble o connie right now

[@quartsuniverse2867]

wat

[@bee-ur9in]

yEs

[@peace3310]

Random Fandom Yes. Now.

[@squirtlesanimations8549]

Bubble o' Steven. It's a KZbin channel

[@dr.augustiniqbal1942]

Random Fandom lol

[@Miniramster]

At 0:57 I'm weak 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@NimbusM]

0:56

[@bugzinacoat]

huh

[@bugzinacoat]

@@NimbusM 1:03

[@goodthingenthusiast9436]

I about died when Ocean Man started playing. Honestly did not expect that

[@mae-nlycreative260]

Hi, my name is Steven Hi, my name is Stevan Hi, my name is Stehven *_HI, MY NAME IS FIVE SPEEDS_*

[@corruptfine7196]

3:17 Connie : WhErE aRe WeeD StEvEn : *UnDEr Da SeA, SmOkinG sEaWeed*

[@Freegust]

Oh god

[@attyLite]

I apologize that comments were temporarily disabled, KZbin's algorithm decided that this video was "made for kids" and it disabled them. I just realized it, and unmarked the video as made for kids. ALSO, I just disputed 3 copyright claims so 3 of my older videos are public again if ya want to check them out. edit: they got blocked again rip

[@superxomar4489]

Cool

[@superxomar4489]

Can you tell me wtf is weshimama meme

[@attyLite]

the words are “ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand”

[@superxomar4489]

@@attyLite thank you very much

[@attyLite]

Zoe Navarrete i don’t have proper editing software on my computer anymore unfortunately

[@amelia_lime4282]

“ no, just *beep* her “ Lol

[@minervadejito3845]

connie: go to the rocks steven goes to the placks

[@darabonterik5940]

2:18 ummm you know that the bubble can protect on everything...

[@chilliadistudios]

It's a freaking YTP it's a joke

[@Freegust]

Yeah

[@p00bum74]

2:49 I thought Connie was gonna say “my pearants don’t let me eat nuts”

[@wildbear5138]

Whaaaaaaaa

[@thecpg980]

No get out

[@cgbarnwell1110]

season 1 people: i dont want to watch some kid eating his hotdogs season 1-5 people: OH MY GOD ITS MORE GO0D THEN I THOUGHT

[@realperson9951]

5:14 is that not editted? cuz i just realised it's in the creepy episode

[@airium.4375]

Yea it isnt edited

[@xperitx6014]

@@airium.4375 yeah

[@Dj_Kirby]

nice

[@attyLite]

Thanks fam

[@Dj_Kirby]

+Addguy YTP It's also nice that the first comment on this vid wasn't "FIRST"

[@tubaacar7338]

Addguy YTP

[@shutupberdly]

I read that as "mice" lmao

[@emilylepore8703]

0:50 *_F I V E S P E E D S_*

[@babyboruto6219]

Heh...... *ALL FLOWERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED*

[@rockybubbles3462]

Why is Sadie and the chair so funny 😂😂😂

[@angelusioritan1763]

OMG MY NAME IS 5SPEEDS TOO

[@shutupberdly]

OMG SAME

[@eliashenry6351]

0:56 somethings off about my Zelda game ehh whatever

[@spooderbro]

Even though this is just a big meme video, 3:59 always gets me. The: “I’m gonna disappear without ever making a single friend.” It’s so sad and it just shatters my heart every time 🥺

[@ivanab984]

No one: Absolutely no one: NOTHING THAT COULD EVER EXIST: Steven: 5 SPEEDS, HANDBRAKES

[@squam7911]

The ocean man part killed me

[@zillentdelta1339]

3:06 and thats how 69 was invented

[@Freegust]

Yes

[@thepinkviolinist]

3:46 this gets painfully accurate as the series goes on into the future. It’s all she can say 😂😞

[@sunthorn4782]

When Steven and Connie are at the bottom of the ocean and Connie is sad Steven looks like he’s blushing

[@hatgirl638]

All the timestamps for the Ocean man joke: 3:06 3:26 4:12 4:29

[@fern176]

OCEAN MAN-

[@velvetcookieman]

Ell The Yellow Bomber TAKE ME BY DA HAND-

[@shutupberdly]

@@velvetcookieman LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND-

[@kellyglinski2143]

Steven: gets hit by rock Show: IF I COULD BEGIN TO BE

[@georgiakt8214]

4:58 that slide actually was pretty cool

[@brassboy212]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE

[@Ballerinamonet]

3:26 I’m dYiNg I am dEaD I am dEaD rOsE qUarTs!

[@bigfatmomalargeasmr419]

Nobody; Nobody in the universe; Literally no one; Steven; *fIvE sPeEdS, hAnD bRaKeS*

[@daoof4592]

Im sorry but i think that your profile pic is from a let me say this quietly gay show

[@gastrodonenjoyer999]

Pearl: “I don’t think they are earthquakes , they’re earthquake” I can’t see a fault in her logic

[@Jussy2954]

Best ytp ive ever seen 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂💙💙

[@nicholasgoodfellow5774]

I guess you haven't seen many.

[@attyLite]

preach it

[@Freegust]

3:06 is the best thing ever 5:50 is too

[@user-vg5dm4el3k]

Those sandals are glued on, aren’t they

[@misterdj6671]

It's kinda amazing how you can make anything sound like a curse word if ya bleep it

[@ItsRaymans]

Despacito

[@Crafting_Table_]

That poor stool... ;-; rip

[@victor2055]

*I like how when the ocean man song starts it’s only in bad situations.*

[@scarkiller9927]

You should have more subscriber THIS WAS AWESOME

[@Narcipear]

5 speeds

[@attyLite]

Hand brakes

[@Narcipear]

sexy

[@ironspiderman7608]

noice

[@shutupberdly]

@Roger Seal Master *H A N D B R E A K S*

[@TAPEStatic_]

Can we get an F for that chair?

[@wren9083]

Wormie Boi F

[@amirav.9523]

F

[@jakubex537]

0:56 If you do it on 1,5x speed, you know it

[@yourmomsbeltlol8731]

0:38 I love when steven keeps looking back at the girl🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kelvinclement6267]

5:40 that is ocean man

[@Freegust]

We know

[@pinkdiamond6845]

2:50 Connie: no donut Steven: :0 Sadie: >:0 Sadie a few seconds later: :|

[@bellaexists404]

When Steven first met Connie, she reminded me a lot of Lapis Lazuli. Both didn’t have any friends, and Steven was the one who was their first friend and helped them to be happy, even if it was just for a moment.

[@shakeela6128]

When you try to get a friend, the bubble you two create with friendship is intact. If you get rejected, the bubble bursts. *YTP's can have meaning too*

[@Jamaicanmonkey91]

We are garnet, amethyst and pearl AND 5 speeds

[@mi_cipnrkorvo]

We... are Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, and Steven!