Opie & Anthony: Jocktober - The Kane Show (10/21/13)

[@bassbole]

I love Ant's Seinfeld references, that may be what I miss most.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Chris you look like Chris Chan if he didn’t have autism

[@bassbole]

@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 thank you...??

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Chris hmm should have said as much

[@tonytomei1175]

I used to carpool with this dude and he used to listen to these hack morning radio stations and he would Howell withlaughter from's phone scams from war of the roses all that garbage and I just sat back and listened and just enjoyed the way he was enjoying everything so finally one day I broke it to him how this is fake and I let him hear a bunch of jocktober episodes from Opie and Anthony it's like his world came crashing down he told me I ruined the radio for him. It was The happiest day of my life to see his face after telling that. I love Jocktober

[@bricecate]

tony tomei haha that's awesome, I used to work with a guy, every morning he would ask if I heard the morning phone scam, and every morning I would just say "it's fake man" he would explain how it wasn't, I told him if he wanted to hear good phone scams he should check out Scott and Todd, he stopped asking me if I listened to the phone scams anymore

[@Eos05]

Why not fuckin rocktober or somethin where people just fuckin rock out! Tsss tsss I made that up don't steal it you fuckin pieces of garbage! Tss tss

[@subgrappling805]

Lil chippah D Tss tss LoL...that’s fantastic. You did your friend a favor in reality.

[@alexmike7832]

I broke the news to my friend that phone scams were fake and he was upset as well.

[@markwilliams7054]

My friend sent me a phone scam on messenger and i wanted to unfriend him.

[@Bigones111]

Just an update: Kane got fired in June of this year and the intern dude took over the show. Kane apparently was beating his wife and that’s the reason he got let go.

[@jimjambananaslam3596]

Have you ever seen such a fall from grace, Mr. OJ?

[@Bigones111]

@@jimjambananaslam3596 Kane sadly died though. But yeah he really did fall from grace

[@morgancampbell4640]

He is dead

[@brandonmoore7506]

That's pretty rough... but you know, it's not as bad as nearly decapitating your wife and her little lover boy. Isn't that right, Juice?

[@Squirrel9777]

We all do that to our wives.

[@riansettles2506]

Thanks for all the great uploads. I'm new to Opie & Anthony. I haven't stopped listening since I found these uploads.

[@tonytomei1175]

rian settles welcome.

[@phillipstahl3957]

Welcome to years of entertainment

[@mattmurray517]

Ant with the Seinfeld reference. I actually got that one right away this time

[@redzeppelin6]

I'm going to miss Seinfeld bits...

[@IKhanNot]

Well I won't be shaking Opie's hand if I happen to meet him in person.

[@johnclavis]

I need that "Aaaaoooooww mamamamama blablalbalba" song! I can play it to drown out the screams!

[@rcm616-j5t]

"This is like watching your toast cook"

[@Bigones111]

Major Update: Kane died on March 6th of this year. He was only 43

[@mileslong3904]

That was great coffin match.

[@fenfaso]

In all fairness, chefs wash their hands in the kitchen, because once you touch bathroom door your hands are dirty again.

[@devilsmechanic5156]

i always shake my head when i see restrooms with no touch toilets & faucets but then the door isn't auto & so you have to touch a door handle that people have used with dirty hands.

[@fenfaso]

devil's mechanic Truth

[@charles67198]

their saposed to do both.

[@daxmiller35]

Opie doesn’t wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. That says a lot

[@ShaneKarma376]

Why don't ya just have an Undertaker show or sumthin'? tss tss

[@tonytomei1175]

ShaneKarma376 fucken homerun Shane. Double guns tss tss tss

[@Eos05]

Signfeld why not hold it or somethin steada just standin round feelin it? I dunno I'm just riffin'

[@markwilliams7054]

wait wait wait id hate to be the paul bearer of bad news but that would fawkin be a piledriver of a show tss

[@TheAirBudd]

My sister used to like the Kane Show, that's all we would listen to in the car. Even as a little kid I knew this was shit.

[@dorpth]

The sound effect at 5 seconds in always sounded exactly like the laser blast sound effect from the old Exosquad cartoon.

[@theonionuk]

Ant's Seinfeld story at the beginning that nobody caught on to.

[@DoncoEntAgain]

The Anthony-Jimmy breast cancer dynamic is one of best recurring themes on the show.

[@COLNELIUS]

Shit, Ant got me with that Seinfeld thing I've seen every episode multiple times and he still gets me with this shit

[@chrissmith3668]

Listening to Opie getting angry at hack radio is a real treat. A real fucking treat

[@haydendivine8412]

Even the voicemails have hacky radio voice 😂

[@nestlesnipes1893]

Jim "Alcohol is horrible but I took advantage of a drunk teen" Norton

[@godihateyoupeople7173]

We don't want to believe that we've been so wrong about a person

[@ohmygodnowaya2406]

Lol the cane scams that anthony and jim thought of were great

[@kimbonice]

Holy hell this was BRUTAL to listen to!

[@MindstormRecords]

Ant always fuck them up with the Seinfeld stories haha. I love it!

[@PanasonicTooth]

10:00 is Ant thinking of poppy's restaurant?

[@PanasonicTooth]

Oh I see...

[@markwilliams7054]

Linger longer

[@grixteeg]

"great news" "there's a suicide at the end of this?!" Lol if only Mr.Jimmy, if only.

[@awsometomable]

"HOOTER" is fucking hilarious

[@A-Gut-of-the-Past]

damn that dorky riff that kicks off the intro...total earworm.

[@onionhat745]

Ant loves Jimmy so much. It's a shame corporations keep these good boys apart.

[@bricecate]

craig- I like fruitcake anthony- alright...(clip starts)

[@Bensinat]

I had a feeling he was referencing Seinfeld 😆

[@deinse81]

I've never seen a single beer commercial endorse drunk driving.

[@smeefan]

I fell asleep during war of roses. I seriously did

[@NY51663]

Anthony with another Seinfeld drop, that none of them got.

[@phanatic215]

The worst thing about the War of the Roses or the fake number bits is that its dudes finding humor in breaking dude code. Why would a guy happily snitch on another dude about a woman?

[@Squirrel9777]

I like Opie.

[@tuco1121]

I'm fairly new to O&A and I've listened to a few Jocktobers up this point. I have to say, this one was fucking painful. It was truly horrendous. Waterboarding is not necessary, play this shit for a few hours.

[@sharksandwich101]

That's probably why Ant always gives fist bumps

[@steveyknight]

Jenna Jameson is currently fucked up on the After Show. Oh my God.

[@ruckfulesXhail]

nevermind I posted 3 comments on their statuses on their page and one or two other people did too.....now posting is completely disabled

[@timothyhall4794]

I've never seen Seinfeld really, but even I was sitting there going, "Seinfeld....Seinfeld...Seinfeld..." as Ant was telling the story.

[@lyzzlyzzy1023]

Timothy Hall really? That’s pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty goodζ

[@charles67198]

thats the most popular episode besides the chinese resteraunt one and mabee yadda yadda yadda.

[@BusterCherry1]

​@@charles67198 Nah, soup nazi has to be #1.

[@chrissantos5580]

really it's the exact premise of the episiode

[@ThePigeonmilk]

Ant just told a seinfeld episode with the hand washing

[@trvemike6222]

47:20 "Don't pick up, we'll call him back" Then why did she answer the phone?

[@jedward5155]

17:25 The irony burns.

[@handsomestik]

he got them again , it was Poppy

[@SalvationMan]

what was Jim talking about right as they started? about the beer ads?

[@MrSockMonkey80]

i wash my hands before i piss

[@capsman09]

As of 2020,The Kane Show no longer has Kane and just has Intern John And some other 2 and is called Your Morning Show.

[@MrMatteNWk]

Ya kiddin'!

[@capsman09]

@@MrMatteNWk Update:News came out today That Kane of the Kane Show had passed away at age 43.

[@MrMatteNWk]

@@capsman09 Ya kiddin'!

[@MrAnarchojoe]

The Seinfeld got me today. Fuck. Ant's such a germophobe that it's really believable.

[@lacocinadeyessiyalgomas4862]

RIP KANE SHOW

[@puddinn64]

That Kane is a real crowd pleaser

[@Blady99]

I would like to watch the movie with a boat in it

[@AyLeo]

Coffee through my nose, etc.

[@codylaramore4881]

I almost tapped out at minute 33

[@TWINKIEful]

Whats the name of the closing song of jocktober??

[@Yokes27]

So shes been his roommate for a couple weeks, 2 is what a "couple" is defined as, yet she missed her check in with her probation officer 3 weeks ago. 46:29 Whats the pets intelligence and quick wit have to do with this? Tss Tss

[@bassbole]

Holy shit, even for jocktober that phone scam is horrible. On what planet would an on-duty police officer call your phone and not identify himself as a police officer until you prodded him? These guys don't even take the time to think up the premise.

[@2187ordnance]

No, it's not my real name. Why would I put my real name on my KZbin profile??

[@chrisp6792]

let's be fair Opie could rif on jocktobers

[@MelBee128]

Yeah he was actually kinda funny in this.

[@BalloonSage]

I don’t even know who you are and I guarantee you would be funnier in his place.

[@KrisKringlez]

Opie's strength, for better or worse,was being a dick....

[@BobbyDigital59]

Chris P and at most times be featured on them. A real dual threat

[@oneskinnyhonky]

I enjoyed his input but I hated the times when he would get grumpy.

[@djstockt326]

He wears nice shirts! How are ya! Imagine Lady Di doing a radio show.

[@inrwizards93]

I gotta admit, I love Craig.

[@BoOgEdYmAn]

So I know these calls are bullshit, so with that being said, how do richard and sal get away with it if phony calls are illegal??

[@HelloNewMoon]

10:50 seinfeld 😂

[@ruckfulesXhail]

why is noone jocktobering its up now....we cant let them get away with out a jocktobering even if not on air altho it is still in phase one mode

[@braddywarbucks]

Regarding the kane scam, its illegal to impersonate law enforcement.

[@MrRoundwound]

How in the hell was “the opester” successful in anything? What a complete zero

[@StylishWrestling]

Haha! Where is the awful bit at 50:39 from?

[@MrTim223]

19:00 - the Hooters manager who was offered a transmission repair to have his ugly daughter moved into a higher-traffic spot in the restaurant. Hearing the Kane show react like it was such a big deal was beyond cringe-inducing, more along the lines of just unbelievable. Why would anyone care either way ? Sam wasn't kidding when he said he dropped the really shitty calls, because the Kane shows "bits" were Anti-Funny. If a funny comedian went on that show it would cancel everything out.

[@29pvp]

Gotta wash your hands, salmonella and shit hangs out down there. Come on Ope

[@bigdaddychaos3112]

I couldnt even follow that war of the roses horse shit. God have mercy!

[@HoosierMan34]

WOW did that bit derail....WOW

[@jospi2]

One of the guys sounds like Patrice.

[@bulletbelt97]

What the fuck. That pizza bit is from an episode of Seinfeld.

[@MelBee128]

Right, they mention that a little later.

[@WJINTL]

Handwashing should be done before taking a leak not after

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

You have to wash your hands wtf is wrong with them?

[@mk202]

The Kane Show is so completely overmodulated which makes all of their voices sound extra douchey and overbearing. You can literally hear them swallowing and spitting on each other as they're all barking and whining at the same time. The entire sound of the show is intrusive and annoying- and it's only them talking.

[@Anfubvinch]

King Zak You've said that already. It doesn't make any more sense the second time.

[@tonytomei1175]

King Zak wow you don't get the show at all. Don't stop listening then

[@frunkis428]

I think she'll be getting her kids back real soon.

[@StylishWrestling]

Is Tim Smith your actual name, or is that a joke name? Cos my actual name is Tim Smith.

[@psfanboy79]

ant is so hard to look at in the pic

[@BalloonSage]

As opposed to the vision of loveliness that is his usual presentation,

[@onionhat745]

He needs that facial hair.

[@markwilliams7054]

Too sexy

[@jeffspangler2367]

Earnest goes to a radio show😂😂😂

[@AubreyGrahamMaster]

He played off this one pretty good.

[@justinlee4696]

2:45 31:20

[@inrwizards93]

Seinfeld! I noticed :D

[@HeyCousin]

The last phone call with the probation officer has the host saying near the end "so you did know where she was"...yeah he eventually told you that when you revealed to him you were her probation officer On top of everything the boys picked up on, that bit writing is awful

[@drlawitts]

What's the name of Jimmy's new character?

[@amonronin8759]

Edgar

[@adamrallard]

Craig Schenkel. Schenkelboutit.

[@riveroakstexas2345]

Nobody picked up on the Seinfeld...Ok they just did ! LMFAO !

[@JohnRiordon]

Oops i guess they realized.

[@Epimpin101]

my mind tunes them out every time they start rambling. I can't pay attention to anything they say.

[@DJIFridays]

I was lost on this jocktober until the fake voicemails, then I was back in. theyre aweful in an obscenely scripted way.

[@Anfubvinch]

Most Jyyacktober shows are hilariously bad. But this one was just painful to listen to.

[@43Aquaman]

8:55. Oh, the irony...

[@DemRupees]

That show is the definition of hack.

[@olofski666]

FACEBOOK'S BACK!

[@9Skiddlerip9]

I know Opie was bad but...holy shit, this absolutely awful.

[@lukePumas]

Only good thing about this clip was Ant's yarn he spun about Poppy

[@NY51663]

I always wondered at the time these were live if Ant and Jim were thinking that Opie is exactly like these Jocktober hacks. Now I have to assume they probably did.

[@JohnRiordon]

10:20 is totally stolen from Seinfeld.

[@helenhuntsforehead9690]

What gave it away? The 30 seconds later when they state exactly that?

[@redzeppelin6]

That scam call fucking blows.

[@jwenorton]

seinfeld

[@coconuthead1055]

Seinfeld

[@Eos05]

Why not hold it or somethin? Fuckin piece a garbage

[@charles67198]

@@Eos05 faaaawkin home run chippa! go to break!!!

[@codiefitz3876]

Dyick