Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Comedy Roadshow - Jokes On Us

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Taken from Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow - Series 1, Episode 1
Original Broadcast Date: Saturday 6th June 2009
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[@justayoutuber1906]

This guy has more funny jokes in 6 min than most new comedians have in a whole hour. He's funny!

[@twangbarfly]

Amazing - I don't find him funny in the slightest. After 3 minutes I can't stand any more!

[@murraymcgregor7829]

There are some good jokes in there after 3 minutes. @@twangbarfly

[@Robil63]

Stand up for people who can't stand stand ups!@@twangbarfly

[@MrThrib]

And his jokes are clean. To be funny you don't need to mention cunts or wanking or fuckwads or anything.

[@sabrinarogers8045]

​@twangbarfly he's OK....what comedian do you find funny

[@sickoftheleftwingscum]

This is what Live At The Apollo is missing real comedy ! 👍🇬🇧

[@seasonedbeefs]

Yeah it's rubbish now.

[@sickoftheleftwingscum]

@@seasonedbeefs yes it is but my mistake this was Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow !👍

[@richadambudgen7520]

Yeah it’s utter shite now. Get woke, go broke

[@chriskelly4170]

Absolutely true. No long winded stories that aren't funny.

[@nottjohn9418]

I saw Jimmy Carr when someone texted the show and said don't give up the suit because it's the only new material you've got.

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

I always love this joke about how he went to the bookstore and tell the clerk "hello , i am looking for a book titled how to deal with rejection without killing........... do you have it?" lmao

[@georgefinn2054]

Finally a online comedian who really is a comedian. Well done.

[@grahamkennedy4693]

Heard that umpteen times still gets me 😂 his timing is brilliant. Some 1 liner comedians don’t give you enough time to enjoy a joke before hitting out with another, but this guys mastered it for me 👏🏻

[@paulinekellybattigelli6539]

Brilliant, clever, joyous !

[@roncairney909]

Stewart Francis is a master of the one liner. Few are better.

[@SteinRogerWarholm]

Yes, I also like Nobody.

[@bigfarma6757]

Tim Vine

[@peterlarkin762]

Ye Tim Vine is great too, and Milton Jones, and Gary Delaney.

[@toshikotanaka3249]

Lot's of one liner comedians are better, which is why people have actually heard of them. Like Steven Wright, Jim Gaffigan, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald.

[@chriskennedy2298]

@@toshikotanaka3249 I've heard of 2 of them. And Stewart Go be a twat somewhere else

[@robertmurray9514]

Fabulous comic. How he remembers so much stuff. Brilliant.

[@jamesclark6487]

Remembers his jokes, not history

[@frarfarf]

It's 5 minutes.... people do theatre for like 3 hours reciting dialogue

[@quizzicalz]

Stewart Francis is hilarious

[@mikeluke7417]

This guy is a riot😂😂😂❤

[@IndieGems2]

I'd love to remember his lines but my memory is terrible. Very clever comedian. Always funny.

[@chriskennedy2298]

I'm the same . .the only one I manage to remember is "I was going to join a debating team, but was talked out of it"

[@IndieGems2]

@@chriskennedy2298 I only remembered the j-lo jello joke 😂

[@royfr8136]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGG7ea17d8amqtE hes been doing the exact same jokes for years

[@NJards-zt4fp]

We know what you asked for from the fairy godmother.

[@blaze1148]

....so you weren't good at History then.

[@davidsmith8997]

He's right up there with Rodney Dangerfield, Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg!

[@tomjohnson6810]

He's much better than any of those three. I checked them out here on You Tube and can report that the timing and delivery of Stewart Francis is far better than all those 3 American dudes.

[@rw8733]

Absolutely love him.

[@_indrid_cold_]

I used to be against organ transplants but I had a change of heart.

[@ste4392]

To me one liner comedy is always so corny, but in the most hilarious way. Cracks me up every time 😂

[@EnoVarma]

I can't stand if comedy is corny. Makes me feel like I'm lost in a maize.

[@user-uz8yd3sh8s]

Brilliant. I have watched this routine several times. He had the other comedians on Mock The Week laughing out loud, too.😂. Sign of a good comedian 👏

[@TayWoode]

He’s got dad jokes that are actually funny, nice and gentle, no screaming cursing political ranting like certain young posh boy comedians

[@michaeldeegan8388]

His jokes are absolute corkers. I love the guy....

[@leswatson8563]

Brilliant man. Live long dude...

[@harryjames5690]

ppppppppp

[@jefolson6989]

Smart enough for intellectuals, simple enough for everyone. Great voice and delivery. Only trouble is much of whats available is the same or similar material. This one is mostly new stuff, and its good.

[@SidLaw500]

My favorite one-liner comedian.

[@bradleyedwards9244]

Just a stone's throw away🤣🇦🇺

[@dh3279]

Never heard of him, but now I can’t wait to hear more from Stewart Francis! Hysterical!

[@tomm5228]

The first 3 shows? He has online are brilliant

[@sickoftheleftwingscum]

He's been around for ages and brilliantly clever I like "Having a blow job in a lift from an old lady is wrong on so many levels" !🤣🤣👍🇬🇧

[@pootymcpoots]

Unfortunately he's retired from comedy, so you probably won't

[@tomm5228]

Tour de francis Outstanding in his field Pun gent

[@greghill7759]

I first saw him 25 years ago, and the quality of his one liners is always a joy. Pound for pound, Tim Vine is better value.... but the problem is remembering them all.

[@terrydonegan1622]

My girlfriend thinks im a stalker.....well shes not my girlfriend yet😅😅😅

[@hotquebec]

He is so funny!

[@naZ11911]

Absolutely brilliant smart comedy

[@markhardwick8032]

“In fact, just a stones throw away got me so bad 😂😂😂😂

[@ranlive1]

Never heard of this guy before now. He made me laugh, so 👍

[@ColdConceptOfficial]

i wish this clip would never stop

[@deplorablecovfefe9489]

one liners are the true comedy art form.

[@ferise1]

😂😂😂

[@steveclarke8814]

Never heard of him but loved it!

[@dJs18eREEcBPGO3HWH8p]

Ah, Stewart -- a solid, always entertaining stand-up pro -- and a fine ball hockey player, too, with whom I had the pleasure of playing during a Montreal Just For Laughs Reebok Cup finale.

[@vantheman1238]

This is absolutely brilliant a modern take on clever wise cracking joke telling

[@arightscepter]

His speaking fluency and skill is as good as you'll find. Maybe that's kind of tied up with charisma but he has great control of his presentation.

[@ferise1]

Who are you

[@arightscepter]

@@ferise1 me? what?

[@darz-k]

I read this like it was a one-liner joke... ...but I didn't get it.

[@kevinwhelan9607]

So so good. Thanks for posting.

[@davidg2521]

So glad this popped up in my feed. He is really funny.😂

[@blaze1148]

_I never could work out why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets........and then it hit me_ .

[@hakansoderholm6514]

One of the first i heard with him😂😂😂 still one of the best. Next to... swimming in to shore...😅

[@richardconnold5207]

His one-liners in the "Scenes We'd Like To See" section of MOCK THE WEEK are brilliant.

[@daveasnell]

He is right up there 😂😂

[@user-wm8uf3oj6l]

Smart and hilarious 😂😂😂

[@MotiviqueStudio]

"He lives just a stones throw away." That one got me. The joke. Not the stone. Thankfully.

[@kevinotoole885]

Great intelligent comedy, doesn’t have me howling but just realised i sat there grinning for the whole clip!!

[@nathelondon3719]

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

[@danieldavid3160]

I´m pleasantly impressed. I wish you much success, Stewart. 🤗

[@GARYINLEEDS]

Thanks for sharing, shared.

[@davidgeorgemarr8694]

I'd never heard of this guy?... But he is hilarious!!!

[@owainjohns2815]

that was very good, thank you!

[@kevcard1599]

Brilliant

[@rogergriffiths207]

What a great act, really well performed by a talented guy. Brilliant Stewart Francis, just brilliant.

[@zeedonk8533]

One of my faves he's simply brilliant 👏 x

[@osteouk]

As a Brit living in Canada, I can confirm his last statement. Hilarious - he wouldn’t get away with most of that here 😁

[@md61211]

Why is that?

[@jpbroadwater]

That was amazing :) Thanks so much

[@why-why-whywhywhy]

Have always loved this gents humour. And the fact he is ‘one of us’ (that being, Canadian) is kinda refreshing, as well.

[@HelloMyNamesNino]

Are you from Canadia?

[@5plus4]

​@@HelloMyNamesNinoI am

[@aclark903]

Shouldn't you be hibernating by now?

[@hensonlaura]

Oh please, Canada frequently dominates comedy! (keep it up)

[@aclark903]

@@hensonlaura Certainly Trudeau is a joker.

[@christianmichael1970]

Thats was bloody funny!

[@ogster35]

He's come a long way since crackerjack

[@vladimirimp]

There’s a reference!

[@allanburns5822]

😂

[@judsdragon]

that was brilliant i was crying b4 he even got 2 mins in lol

[@marcushinton772]

One of the best one liners ever

[@dianapugh1534]

He's absolutely BRILLIANT.

[@Michael-me6qu]

I love t he chemistry one… the rapport bit is just bonus

[@alexvanderweert2785]

Good to see a classic style again.

[@rob9340]

So good. Ages so well.

[@user-uh2mp8jl3q]

All original, never heard this type n style,bravo

[@thegodofpez]

Absolute king of the one liner craft.

[@louisdoyle354]

Very funny man. This is real comedy

[@biggusdickus5986]

Tim Vine, Stewart Francis, and the king of the one liners Gary Delaney are the funniest men on TV.. KZbin.. and the comedy circuit.

[@snelgrave101]

Rodney Dangerfield was the king of the quickfire one liner's

[@johnt8453]

Both you and Biggusdickus5986 have great taste !@@snelgrave101

[@biggusdickus5986]

@@snelgrave101 Was, in America, I'm talking about dear old Blighty. 🤗

[@snelgrave101]

@@biggusdickus5986 just wait till biggus hears about this, no wogers no wodewicks

[@biggusdickus5986]

@@snelgrave101 Have you met my wife lncontenentia Buttox ?

[@craigdavies1747]

Absolute class! 👍

[@monaebreak561]

Hahahaha genius comedian! ❤🏆 Have not laughed this hard in a while! 😂❤ Love from 🇸🇪

[@playingcrazy.]

Good stuff, really like that !!

[@Rampart.X]

Great material, brilliant delivery.

[@johnbell1859]

He’s very good. 😂. 🇬🇧

[@BrianthatiscalledBrian]

Yes. Yes, it is.😁

[@AlienPsyTing1]

Bloody hilarious 😂

[@dickyt1318]

terrific !

[@robmcintosh8808]

Love this dude !!! So badass!!

[@billkramer2994]

Guy is a lil known gem like Steven Wright

[@charleslindsay3201]

just watched this for the second time --just as funny

[@ritathomson9764]

Funny!

[@sarcasmo57]

That was great.

[@TyroneNoonan]

Best one liner comedian ever!

[@calderjack7818]

Excellent

[@Ruloathesome]

Absolutely on top of his game

[@LonelyHeartsChannel]

These one liners keep me good company. Good job Stew!💔

[@markcoles6861]

First time seeing this bloke had a great laugh needed it too. 😁

[@bobtuiliga8691]

great set!

[@Birdie0702]

Brilliant... Nothing else needs saying.!

[@urinesamples]

brilliant! luv ya Mike

[@jeffhay1395]

Haha brilliant thank you

[@johnbunyan5834]

clever one-liners with no cussing. How refreshing.

[@flynn0012]

Brilliant.

[@mikelabor7688]

Excellent stuff!

[@Randi-Rabbit]

Yeah, good job, had me ear to ear a few times.

[@williamturner6366]

excellent stewart francis must remember him.

[@6deste]

So good, bravo sir 👍🏻👏🏻👌

[@pp312]

Very funny. Quite brilliant. As far as cinematography goes, I especially like the blank screen shots of the audience in total darkness.

[@WorksopGimp]

You need a new screen

[@pp312]

@@WorksopGimp You need to turn down your brightness. Bad for the eyes.

[@richardb1791]

This fellow is very funny. Great material and excellent deadpan delivery.

[@bigcookprintables1968]

He's superb...

[@geoffr4018]

Love it LOL

[@thelolguy007]

This dude is awesome 🤣🤣🤣

[@peterg5383]

Holy hell, this guy's awesome!

[@Raphael_NYC]

amazing and funny. tnx. raphael nyc

[@taters-no4gj]

Effortless skill and so beautifully timed. One of my favoutite comics. I've no idea how he manages to remember all these jokes, or that he's able to keep writing new ones. But I'm very glad he does and will hopefully continue to do so 🤣🤣🤣🫡👍🏻👏🏼👍🏻👏🏼

[@Matelot123]

He's retired now