Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Comedy Roadshow - Jokes On Us

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Taken from Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow - Series 1, Episode 1
Original Broadcast Date: Saturday 6th June 2009
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[@justayoutuber1906]

This guy has more funny jokes in 6 min than most new comedians have in a whole hour. He's funny!

[@twangbarfly]

Amazing - I don't find him funny in the slightest. After 3 minutes I can't stand any more!

[@murraymcgregor7829]

There are some good jokes in there after 3 minutes. @@twangbarfly

[@Robil63]

Stand up for people who can't stand stand ups!@@twangbarfly

[@MrThrib]

And his jokes are clean. To be funny you don't need to mention cunts or wanking or fuckwads or anything.

[@sabrinarogers8045]

​@twangbarfly he's OK....what comedian do you find funny

[@grahamkennedy4693]

Heard that umpteen times still gets me 😂 his timing is brilliant. Some 1 liner comedians don’t give you enough time to enjoy a joke before hitting out with another, but this guys mastered it for me 👏🏻

[@georgefinn2054]

Finally a online comedian who really is a comedian. Well done.

[@robertmurray9514]

Fabulous comic. How he remembers so much stuff. Brilliant.

[@jamesclark6487]

Remembers his jokes, not history

[@frarfarf]

It's 5 minutes.... people do theatre for like 3 hours reciting dialogue

[@sickoftheleftwingscum]

This is what Live At The Apollo is missing real comedy ! 👍🇬🇧

[@seasonedbeefs]

Yeah it's rubbish now.

[@sickoftheleftwingscum]

@@seasonedbeefs yes it is but my mistake this was Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow !👍

[@richadambudgen7520]

Yeah it’s utter shite now. Get woke, go broke

[@chriskelly4170]

Absolutely true. No long winded stories that aren't funny.

[@nottjohn9418]

I saw Jimmy Carr when someone texted the show and said don't give up the suit because it's the only new material you've got.

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

I always love this joke about how he went to the bookstore and tell the clerk "hello , i am looking for a book titled how to deal with rejection without killing........... do you have it?" lmao

[@paulinekellybattigelli6539]

Brilliant, clever, joyous !

[@roncairney909]

Stewart Francis is a master of the one liner. Few are better.

[@SteinRogerWarholm]

Yes, I also like Nobody.

[@bigfarma6757]

Tim Vine

[@peterlarkin762]

Ye Tim Vine is great too, and Milton Jones, and Gary Delaney.

[@toshikotanaka3249]

Lot's of one liner comedians are better, which is why people have actually heard of them. Like Steven Wright, Jim Gaffigan, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald.

[@chriskennedy2298]

@@toshikotanaka3249 I've heard of 2 of them. And Stewart Go be a twat somewhere else

[@IndieGems2]

I'd love to remember his lines but my memory is terrible. Very clever comedian. Always funny.

[@chriskennedy2298]

I'm the same . .the only one I manage to remember is "I was going to join a debating team, but was talked out of it"

[@IndieGems2]

@@chriskennedy2298 I only remembered the j-lo jello joke 😂

[@royfr8136]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGG7ea17d8amqtE hes been doing the exact same jokes for years

[@NJards-zt4fp]

We know what you asked for from the fairy godmother.

[@blaze1148]

....so you weren't good at History then.

[@mikeluke7417]

This guy is a riot😂😂😂❤

[@jefolson6989]

Smart enough for intellectuals, simple enough for everyone. Great voice and delivery. Only trouble is much of whats available is the same or similar material. This one is mostly new stuff, and its good.

[@rw8733]

Absolutely love him.

[@dh3279]

Never heard of him, but now I can’t wait to hear more from Stewart Francis! Hysterical!

[@tomm5228]

The first 3 shows? He has online are brilliant

[@sickoftheleftwingscum]

He's been around for ages and brilliantly clever I like "Having a blow job in a lift from an old lady is wrong on so many levels" !🤣🤣👍🇬🇧

[@pootymcpoots]

Unfortunately he's retired from comedy, so you probably won't

[@tomm5228]

Tour de francis Outstanding in his field Pun gent

[@greghill7759]

I first saw him 25 years ago, and the quality of his one liners is always a joy. Pound for pound, Tim Vine is better value.... but the problem is remembering them all.

[@quizzicalz]

Stewart Francis is hilarious

[@davidsmith8997]

He's right up there with Rodney Dangerfield, Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg!

[@tomjohnson6810]

He's much better than any of those three. I checked them out here on You Tube and can report that the timing and delivery of Stewart Francis is far better than all those 3 American dudes.

[@user-uz8yd3sh8s]

Brilliant. I have watched this routine several times. He had the other comedians on Mock The Week laughing out loud, too.😂. Sign of a good comedian 👏

[@TayWoode]

He’s got dad jokes that are actually funny, nice and gentle, no screaming cursing political ranting like certain young posh boy comedians

[@ste4392]

To me one liner comedy is always so corny, but in the most hilarious way. Cracks me up every time 😂

[@EnoVarma]

I can't stand if comedy is corny. Makes me feel like I'm lost in a maize.

[@SidLaw500]

My favorite one-liner comedian.

[@leswatson8563]

Brilliant man. Live long dude...

[@harryjames5690]

ppppppppp

[@michaeldeegan8388]

His jokes are absolute corkers. I love the guy....

[@bradleyedwards9244]

Just a stone's throw away🤣🇦🇺

[@naZ11911]

Absolutely brilliant smart comedy

[@terrydonegan1622]

My girlfriend thinks im a stalker.....well shes not my girlfriend yet😅😅😅

[@ColdConceptOfficial]

i wish this clip would never stop

[@ranlive1]

Never heard of this guy before now. He made me laugh, so 👍

[@_indrid_cold_]

I used to be against organ transplants but I had a change of heart.

[@davidg2521]

So glad this popped up in my feed. He is really funny.😂

[@deplorablecovfefe9489]

one liners are the true comedy art form.

[@ferise1]

😂😂😂

[@kevinwhelan9607]

So so good. Thanks for posting.

[@vantheman1238]

This is absolutely brilliant a modern take on clever wise cracking joke telling

[@steveclarke8814]

Never heard of him but loved it!

[@kevinotoole885]

Great intelligent comedy, doesn’t have me howling but just realised i sat there grinning for the whole clip!!

[@danieldavid3160]

I´m pleasantly impressed. I wish you much success, Stewart. 🤗

[@daveasnell]

He is right up there 😂😂

[@hotquebec]

He is so funny!

[@zeedonk8533]

One of my faves he's simply brilliant 👏 x

[@dJs18eREEcBPGO3HWH8p]

Ah, Stewart -- a solid, always entertaining stand-up pro -- and a fine ball hockey player, too, with whom I had the pleasure of playing during a Montreal Just For Laughs Reebok Cup finale.

[@rogergriffiths207]

What a great act, really well performed by a talented guy. Brilliant Stewart Francis, just brilliant.

[@GARYINLEEDS]

Thanks for sharing, shared.

[@nathelondon3719]

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

[@jpbroadwater]

That was amazing :) Thanks so much

[@arightscepter]

His speaking fluency and skill is as good as you'll find. Maybe that's kind of tied up with charisma but he has great control of his presentation.

[@ferise1]

Who are you

[@arightscepter]

@@ferise1 me? what?

[@darz-k]

I read this like it was a one-liner joke... ...but I didn't get it.

[@user-wm8uf3oj6l]

Smart and hilarious 😂😂😂

[@markhardwick8032]

“In fact, just a stones throw away got me so bad 😂😂😂😂

[@owainjohns2815]

that was very good, thank you!

[@richardconnold5207]

His one-liners in the "Scenes We'd Like To See" section of MOCK THE WEEK are brilliant.

[@MotiviqueStudio]

"He lives just a stones throw away." That one got me. The joke. Not the stone. Thankfully.

[@kevcard1599]

Brilliant

[@Rampart.X]

Great material, brilliant delivery.

[@davidgeorgemarr8694]

I'd never heard of this guy?... But he is hilarious!!!

[@craigdavies1747]

Absolute class! 👍

[@biggusdickus5986]

Tim Vine, Stewart Francis, and the king of the one liners Gary Delaney are the funniest men on TV.. KZbin.. and the comedy circuit.

[@snelgrave101]

Rodney Dangerfield was the king of the quickfire one liner's

[@johnt8453]

Both you and Biggusdickus5986 have great taste !@@snelgrave101

[@biggusdickus5986]

@@snelgrave101 Was, in America, I'm talking about dear old Blighty. 🤗

[@snelgrave101]

@@biggusdickus5986 just wait till biggus hears about this, no wogers no wodewicks

[@biggusdickus5986]

@@snelgrave101 Have you met my wife lncontenentia Buttox ?

[@johnbunyan5834]

clever one-liners with no cussing. How refreshing.

[@dianapugh1534]

He's absolutely BRILLIANT.

[@playingcrazy.]

Good stuff, really like that !!

[@why-why-whywhywhy]

Have always loved this gents humour. And the fact he is ‘one of us’ (that being, Canadian) is kinda refreshing, as well.

[@HelloMyNamesNino]

Are you from Canadia?

[@5plus4]

​@@HelloMyNamesNinoI am

[@aclark903]

Shouldn't you be hibernating by now?

[@hensonlaura]

Oh please, Canada frequently dominates comedy! (keep it up)

[@aclark903]

@@hensonlaura Certainly Trudeau is a joker.

[@alexvanderweert2785]

Good to see a classic style again.

[@louisdoyle354]

Very funny man. This is real comedy

[@rob9340]

So good. Ages so well.

[@blaze1148]

_I never could work out why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets........and then it hit me_ .

[@hakansoderholm6514]

One of the first i heard with him😂😂😂 still one of the best. Next to... swimming in to shore...😅

[@monaebreak561]

Hahahaha genius comedian! ❤🏆 Have not laughed this hard in a while! 😂❤ Love from 🇸🇪

[@thegodofpez]

Absolute king of the one liner craft.

[@robmcintosh8808]

Love this dude !!! So badass!!

[@charleslindsay3201]

just watched this for the second time --just as funny

[@markcoles6861]

First time seeing this bloke had a great laugh needed it too. 😁

[@taters-no4gj]

Effortless skill and so beautifully timed. One of my favoutite comics. I've no idea how he manages to remember all these jokes, or that he's able to keep writing new ones. But I'm very glad he does and will hopefully continue to do so 🤣🤣🤣🫡👍🏻👏🏼👍🏻👏🏼

[@Matelot123]

He's retired now

[@jeffhay1395]

Haha brilliant thank you

[@mikelabor7688]

Excellent stuff!

[@6deste]

So good, bravo sir 👍🏻👏🏻👌

[@AlienPsyTing1]

Bloody hilarious 😂

[@murbella7]

One of the most original and funny set I have ever heard (except for maybe the first few times).

[@Ruloathesome]

Absolutely on top of his game

[@dickyt1318]

terrific !

[@annother3350]

"Daylight come and me wan' go home!!"

[@calderjack7818]

Excellent

[@bobtuiliga8691]

great set!

[@TyroneNoonan]

Best one liner comedian ever!

[@Randi-Rabbit]

Yeah, good job, had me ear to ear a few times.

[@peterg5383]

Holy hell, this guy's awesome!

[@Birdie0702]

Brilliant... Nothing else needs saying.!

[@Milestonemonger]

Wow! That was awesome 😂

[@stevemaynard6358]

You're the best Stewart. Brilliant. I hope to see you live at the Appollo one day.. 😂

[@Pwecko]

Unlikely. He retired a couple of years ago. Or did he?

[@geoffr4018]

Love it LOL

[@brentritchie6199]

Great comedy very clever and such good timing

[@sarcasmo57]

That was great.

[@arthurharrison1345]

Great stuff.

[@urinesamples]

brilliant! luv ya Mike

[@julienvelvet]

You are a legend!

[@copferthat]

I found this truly funny man on here, as I've switched on the comedy roadshow lots of times and am yet to get a decent joke, never mind a comedian. Most are as funny as a dose.

[@LonelyHeartsChannel]

These one liners keep me good company. Good job Stew!💔

[@gourmet53]

Funniest guy I've seen in a long time.

[@thelolguy007]

This dude is awesome 🤣🤣🤣

[@Raphael_NYC]

amazing and funny. tnx. raphael nyc

[@Michael-me6qu]

I love t he chemistry one… the rapport bit is just bonus

[@richardmeo2503]

Great show

[@christianmichael1970]

Thats was bloody funny!

[@richardb1791]

This fellow is very funny. Great material and excellent deadpan delivery.

[@blkmikeuk]

He was very good, more please

[@judsdragon]

that was brilliant i was crying b4 he even got 2 mins in lol

[@sylviewheeler6237]

Super super excellent !