Stick This "God Pillar" Up a Violin's Hole to Sound Better (Roasting Strange Chinese Violin Gadgets)

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[@hcmichele]

Olaf is that friend who’s always 100% down for anything crazy and says he’s “doing it for the science” as an excuse

[@eboytc]

Bless him. ❤️❤️❤️

[@LetTheBodyFall]

well someone needs to do it and we all know that it's not gonna be brett and eddy xD

[@Feelicitasy]

At least Olaf is the kind of friend that can fix the problem if the violin breaks. Anyone up to fund a cheap violin and one of those Godly Pillars for Olaf to actually try this?

[@myfyp2]

I'm interested in knowing the result of Olaf's experiment. Does the cheap violin sounds better after the experiment? Or more metallic? Or more muted?

[@bloopie2024]

Sailor Fujoshi before watching the vid i saw this comment and i thought of Olaf from frozen but i agree

[@llkurofoxll1013]

"男女老少 一插了之“ "Male, female, old , young" "Only one penetration is needed" I AM SCARED

[@storyofval7826]

ll kurofox ll 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[@ninashah1252]

WHY WOULD THEY SAY PENETRATION

[@hyperhyena4845]

@@ninashah1252 its like... is this how you marketing?

[@luckyblockyoshi]

哈哈， 他们做的时候在想设么...

[@Jo-lj2gl]

草哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 害怕

[@alexkellner7315]

Olaf : This will sound TERRIBLE. ... Olaf: let's test it

[@icall_theshots9632]

Lol it sounded like Eddy said Violers

[@ivannierez7731]

I feel Bamboozled. Mr Olaf needs to make that video happen =D

[@brengeldelacruz8866]

*kOnTeNt*

[@pyrodactyl2]

well i know jackshit about instruments or acoustics but , metal is good at conducting sound waves , so i would be happy to watch the test

[@owdy3973]

@@pyrodactyl2 well, metal is indeed good for transfering sound but, violin needs to be "free" , adding a metal rod across the instrument is really bad since it could mute the violin since it's metal and heavy and we already have a soundpost so the problem that they want to solve is already solved, and maybe the violin with the God pillar will sounds like a cello maybe...

[@stutiebanerjie6834]

editor san out here tryna keep the video from getting demonetizated 😂

[@shivanigautam670]

Lol but the title

[@JubTTV]

i wanna stick my god pillar up a violin ngl

[@Eh_cherry]

@@JubTTV oof are you sure? since it is pretty dangerous to the violin-

[@AndewMole]

Demonetizated

[@Shiver197]

@@JubTTV why tho

[@jumpingpotato8239]

Brett: Guys, can you please keep it PG for the community? Eddy: Doesn't matter if you are a male or a female, all you need is a P E N E T R A T I O N

[@chromso]

ngl eddy be sounding not pg like when he said she sounds like she had a god pillar up her "hole" AND I FUCKIN LOVE IT

[@allegrovivace6806]

uh... yeah...

[@indahazizah8585]

He tries to translate for us... 😊

[@benoitblandin9325]

And I freakin love that! So cute I forget its supposed to be PC...sorry,PG.

[@niajones8632]

Now we KNOW that eddy's gay

[@FarLyannaMai]

Someone: tortures a violin Brett & Eddy: AGHAST Olaf: Let's try it!

[@feb5th]

Well its literally his job to torture violins so.....

[@ridwansetiadi8393]

Olaf is kinda a researcher, "Should I ?" Me: "Yes please." 😆

[@AskOlaftheViolinmaker]

Well... there's one way to find out for sure

[@FarLyannaMai]

@@AskOlaftheViolinmaker Oh yeah, I'm super curious to actually hear it (and also see you guys react to it, haha)

[@femyeah3064]

But it would be a very nice and interesting experiment. They should try that.

[@linweihao5475]

Mozart would approve. inb4 new piece "Stick mich im Arsch"

[@mrbizarrecheese]

Lin Wei Hao oh my god😂

[@jjjabooooo]

this comment is underrated lmao

[@thatsalittlebassist]

Lin Wei Hao this comment deserves more likes

[@xxschoenerengelxx]

Das ergibt doch gar kein Siiinnn😅

[@toren1426]

oh lol

[@MichelleD2023]

Brett calmly saying that there was a naked model on the screen followed by Eddy screaming mere seconds later is peak comedy.

[@lauracrubioc]

Who is waiting for the “God Pillar” testing with Brett, Eddy and Olaf?

[@americandremead5232]

Exactly. How do I “know for sure” unless they really try it.

[@janua5093]

Consider Olaf DID try to put a child's weight on the violin... he may probably do it.

[@duongtranthuy7267]

They will definitely do it, I saw Olaf's interest

[@allegrovivace6806]

mehmehmehmehmeh

[@cookieofsatan2664]

but everybody is quarantined so they can’t go to olaf because of social distancing

[@jaycollier28]

"It can drastically improve the tone of any instrument in the world." Does that mean I can put it inside my flute and it will sound like a ¥990,000 violin?

[@luckyblockyoshi]

yes

[@doesdoesnotnotexistexist]

RamenBot I regret scrolling down to read this

[@doesdoesnotnotexistexist]

Jay Collier yea

[@robindatta2864]

Lmao

[@Pain-dr3hw]

@@doesdoesnotnotexistexist hey, at least you can have a ¥990.000 worth of sound if you stick that thing right on your butt

[@novakastmusic]

I just learned that they live in different houses.

[@constanzaaltamirano9269]

I think they live together or started living together again for quarantine, but Brett went to his parent's for his week. That's my theory, bc of the Tik Toks, there are a lot of Brett alone at the usual house while the ones he's like "normal" is at another place.

[@imhoneygreentea4782]

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky I agree with you

[@pppp-zp2vo]

from what i know brett lives with his parents(family) and eddy lives on his own! but i do think they spend at each other's house often bc of work etc..

[@briaharris183]

Uh yeah me too. I thought they lived together...r they brothers?

[@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia]

@@briaharris183 No, they are best friends. They met when they were teenagers, 14 years ago, and have been playing violin together ever since. As it was said in a previous comment, Brett lives with his parents while Eddy has his own place. They usually shoot their videos at Eddy's house, they use one of the rooms as a recording studio.

[@80espiay]

TwoSetViolin should invest in a "dummy violin", like a legitimate sacrificial violin, to use all these dubious gadgets on.

[@kylegoodsir3470]

It's called a viola

[@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888]

The One and Only Pug AHAHAHAHA

[@queenofyasrabien]

@@kylegoodsir3470 omg-😂💀

[@ashish656565]

Actually they already have a 60 dollar viola from their other video, soo...

[@Supersonic5700]

That'd be violin abuse

[@zachbenedictluistro2179]

I've never seen TwoSet this 18+ before.

[@xandraxandra1437]

G3ntex Take a look at their old videos. They were young then and it shows. ;)

[@ELoveHo]

I mean there's that music n chill vid out there (OvO)

[@SabSaberhagen]

@@ELoveHo and the "What a conductor really wants to do to you..." or the "distraction game"... 👀👀👀

[@xuanthanh7441]

2017 and before period is a goldmine for smut Breddy fanfiction writer tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@anika3998]

Check out “100 amazing impressions of classical composers” you’ll be surprised

[@thetov1896]

Brett: comes out of the hospital Me: hope he’s ok Brett: starts roasting Me: our boi is bach

[@melg9817]

this is an underrated comment

[@alexverdana2435]

😂

[@branfordfamilies8282]

BACH IS NOT OUR BOY. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@giangbuithu3235]

@@branfordfamilies8282 Yeah Bach is our Ling Ling :))

[@caseyrichards2570]

Wait he went to hospital?

[@diegoserrato4016]

Eddy: wtf no Brett: wtf no Olaf: *Let's try it!*

[@nitrocharge2404]

This is definitely the start of a very, very strange porno

[@fireflyserenity31]

*inserts metal rod* "Free..." "Wonderful..." "Sensitive..." "Pure..." "Lingering..."

[@es-gf1rd]

metal fetish

[@pastthepointofnoreturn6412]

@@fireflyserenity31 oh my goodness💀💀

[@etc4725]

honestly eddy without brett felt so wrong im so happy theyre back even skyping or smth; eddy seems so much happier now (Eddy youre awesome but we could see the lonely vibes throughout the osu vid sjsjsjsjjshss one of you alone feels so wrong aaa)

[@sp8cey]

it left a brett-shaped hole in my brett-shaped heart

[@gelmagalaxy6588]

Did something happen.. To eddy...?

[@xandraxandra1437]

Gelma Galaxy Brett had to visit hospital (not corona related) and after that they decided to stay at their own home.

[@pppp-zp2vo]

Gelma Galaxy nah, it’s just that from their previous video(eddy playing osu) he was without brett and seemed lonely than usual😢

[@gelmagalaxy6588]

oh ooh, thats why. Thanks for telling me

[@estherwong2967]

me: *looks at my hollow metal bubble tea straw my violin: DONT

[@maurmi]

Hahaha 😁

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@aidanurmalita8021]

@@flutesgalaxy dvorak serenade for strings in e major op. 22

[@gracezhang9327]

Geronimo Quasimodo the background music at 6:36 is Shostakovich Jazz Suite No.2: 6. Waltz

[@carolynleung9253]

I’d love to like this but it’s at 420

[@aandersson9181]

"Butthole!" Brett Yang, 28 years old Me, 28 years old: "Huhuhu, he said butthole!"

[@nathanfrancisco6974]

As a cellist, I can say from experience that different endpins sound different. Their claim that steel is brighter and tungsten is darker is spot on. The tone difference was night and day when I went from my stock steel pin to a brass Tone Acoustics pin. Endpins transfer the vibrations from the cello down to whatever the floor is, it looks like they are trying to make an equivalent thing for violins. I don't know if it would actually work or not but I can see how they got the idea.

[@damshek]

Well sure, that would make sense in the context of bouncing the vibrations off the floor differently. Slightly less sense in the context of sticking it up an instrument that's played on the shoulder :-)

[@eora5142]

Thanks for this piece of information, it's really interesting!

[@local9724]

Brett: "Butthole" And that's why we love Brett

[@louisrelf5903]

Bretthole - sorry, I had to

[@auriefei7399]

oHMYGO- AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@Killerbee4712]

Brett Yang, 28

[@giuseppeagresta1425]

@@flutesgalaxy it's Dvorak's Serenade for Strings in E major

[@maradupras7278]

Ad: "It can improve the tone of any instrument!!" Me [stabbing a piano with a rod]: it's not working

[@lithreeum]

@@starstar4522 Having it jammed up the hole makes the flute sound better than usual for me I mean, there wasn't any sound coming out the flute but that's a heck of an improvement compared to my normal playing

[@lithreeum]

@@starstar4522 It- it was joke

[@reinq_5584]

Cross Plate lol:")😂

[@natalieford51]

i died reading this lol

[@RaethFennec]

I got two and they sound great on the drums!

[@vanitybenevolent]

“Man, woman, old, young. Just one penetration.” Whelp, at least they don’t discriminate.

[@the_red_piano455]

this video in a nutshell: Brett & Eddy: 😳😱😰 Olaf: 😂😂👌🏼👌🏼🤣🤣

[@thetov1896]

Eddy: freezes in place, speechless Brett: “butthole” Me: I missed them finishing each other’s sentences

[@joannadia3120]

Imean it's crazy What We finish each other's SANDWICHES

[@lari393]

@@joannadia3120 that’s what I was going say! (Sorry I’m a year late 😅)

[@katen-qg6gf]

Eddy: We're not a roasting channel Also Eddy: Today we'll be roasting some strange gadgets

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@hening2212]

@@flutesgalaxy it's Dvorak's Serenade for Strings 2nd movement! :D

[@00WatName00]

@@hening2212 Thank you~ 😊

[@Rhea_]

They’re a simmering channel 👌

[@liammathus]

“I really hope no one bought this” 9,800 people in the world: 😐

[@playerthefirst4912]

the childish nature of eddy chen is a wonder to behold.

[@marcellava]

“I need advice from a professional.” *shows doctor* “I said professional” *brings out Olaf* “Perfection”

[@lucaslucas191202]

This comment has UpIsNotJump energy

[@Ch1oe2472]

@@lucaslucas191202 Didn't expect to see an UpIsNotJump fan here.

[@lucaslucas191202]

@@Ch1oe2472 Neither did I

[@ekis2248]

'at least he was right about his chinese not being good" so editor-san roast is back

[@hoathien4905]

bomba time stamp pls

[@ekis2248]

@@hoathien4905 here 2:17

[@hoathien4905]

bomba Thank you

[@maruftim]

lmao, what a chain of roasts

[@elovique]

Them: *we're in quarantine* Me: *Isn't that like another room in your house-* also just found out my sister has a god pillar in her violin- and thats one reason why her violin had to be sent to a luthier to fix it-

[@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia]

They don't live together...

[@owdy3973]

How's your sister's violin now?

[@inosens069]

imagine combining this "God Pillar" and the "Nasa Chip" that Vov Dylan using. It must be a trillion worth of violin

[@SixofCrows44]

Don't forget the diamonds, 24 karat cold and another string. That'll make it even better.

[@tachyon3.14]

“Stick this up a violin’s hole” DON’T. JUST. DON’T.

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@doppled]

@@flutesgalaxy can you not spam every comment

[@jenniferou_]

Geronimo Quasimodo Dvorak serenade for strings

[@u.v.s.5583]

Do it! Penetrate it now! (In the voice of Palpatine the Senate)

[@kermitthemutantlevitatingf7836]

NO MEANS NO

[@pacifist5481]

In China, we call it as "智商税"， means someone paid for their poor judgement when they were shopping.

[@jkvhcjshcsjacbjsabjhasihfz9037]

sounds about right haha

[@xaelchew402]

Knowledge tax hahhaha

[@justADeni]

@@jkvhcjshcsjacbjsabjhasihfz9037 im sorry, but was your username created by resting your head on your keyboyard?

[@jkvhcjshcsjacbjsabjhasihfz9037]

prostě Deni you can say so

[@pacifist5481]

@@xaelchew402 Or, more accurately, it can be translated as "Stupid tax"haha. Because it is the price paid for their stupidity.

[@Strawberriescool]

Not gonna lie I thought they lived together

[@definitelynotagenocider5204]

Wait, they don't?

[@aya5139]

Aren’t they just recording it in different parts or rooms of the house/apartment?

[@Strawberriescool]

They probably are, but I just find it kind of funny

[@reginalima3764]

I'm pretty sure they don't live together and Brett goes to Eddys house to make videos

[@pppp-zp2vo]

im late but yeah, they live separately. brett lives with his parents/family and goes to eddy’s house to film. now they’re in singapore(temporarily or permanently, no one’s sure) and are living together

[@marymyer1735]

I’m sorry I smell new merch coming “Solve the hidden danger”

[@peachydream2265]

Brett is there, Olaf is there, Eddy is speaking Chinese, that’s just brilliant😍

[@reepicheepsfriend]

Yeah I love when they speak Chinese! Even though I don't understand it 😂

[@chloe--1374]

And Editor-san is roasting ! 😄

[@keilou_3296]

And editor. Fourset violin

[@Xezlec]

@@reepicheepsfriend Yeah it's like they're showing off another superpower besides music. Or at least, bilingualism is a superpower to us monoglots!

[@Killerbee4712]

Missing a Hilary Hahn and Sophie Oui Oui. Imagine getting the whole gang together

[@claram3132]

"It looks like a metal bubble tea straw." And we're back to the bubble tea

[@johannah4770]

I wonder if you could install a God Pillar into a crappy plastic violin, fill it with bubble tea and use the pillar like a straw.

[@makeshift307]

@@johannah4770 There’s always the question of if you could, but first one must answer the question of if one should.

[@lacialovescats]

......Actually my sister just bought a set of those stainless steel straws, bobba included

[@sakurairofuyu3256]

"It can improve the tone of any instrument" So...my voice is somehow also an instrument, right? ...I'm not quite sure about that... Hopefully no metalhead tried it yet.

[@minnie_notthemouse]

I hope the person didn't die.

[@BullsBooyachaka]

Plot twist: That advertising speaking "girl" was a 70 year old man with an installed god pillow.

[@sadgry1232]

(插) EDDY: Penetration 'Insert' has left the chat.

[@Killerbee4712]

*Chat*

[@eilzmo]

Killerbee47 has left the chat

[@gehirndoper]

Maybe Eddy learns his Chinese from certain websites.

[@authenticbaguette6673]

gehirndoper wut *.......*

[@user-ui8pt7cx1v]

me : sees brett and eddy me : *panic gets relieved from the osu video*

[@allegrovivace6806]

lol

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@paucraft8506]

@@flutesgalaxy Bartok- Serenade for strings in E major

[@leecha3444]

I like your pp ' v ')

[@Sophie-gr1sd]

Geronimo Quasimodo Dvorak serenade for strings, second movement.

[@GlueC]

5:02 - They're right. I put one of these in my recorder and now it sounds like almost a million yen worth of amazeballs.

[@chanteuse_1796]

InTereStIng~

[@divisix024]

7:32 I wish we could actually hear the entirety of what Eddy said (and Brett's reaction)

[@skill_issue.4242]

Oof, Eddy is becoming Mozart. Eddy: Butt Mozart: Butt I See No Difference.

[@uclinhvu5041]

Underatted

[@navidhendrix]

Classical musicians will DEFINITELY know this reference. Good call. Well played.

[@Killerbee4712]

@@navidhendrix Yes. thanks for pointing that out... uh...

[@carnaisyvariedo9315]

I'm tempted to sing that sAcReD song as the melody is playing non stop in my head.

[@carnaisyvariedo9315]

Just to make everyone better: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZXEiICwhM6rZ6M

[@carnaisyvariedo9315]

Editor-san: *at least he was right about his chinese not being good* OMG DAMN SAVAGE🤣 Editor-san is roasting the roasting channel🤣 You guys should let Editor-san out of your basement already before you get roasted more than you have🤣

[@allegrovivace6806]

SO SAVAGE also i really need this question answered: is editor san Chinese? more curious question: is editor-san eddytor-san? (is there actually an editor or is it brett+eddy, sry for the pun :)

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@Killerbee4712]

@@flutesgalaxy DONT KNOW MAN

[@sovietspy749]

@@flutesgalaxy The second movement of Dvořák's serenade for strings

[@alnino5293]

@@allegrovivace6806 Editor-san is their editor which name is still a mystery. He's also the one who holds the camera when Brett & Eddy is out (like in the vlog where they go to Olaf's place).

[@quinn7894]

3:27 Free *shoves the rod in a bit* Wonderful *shoves the rod in a bit more* Sensitive *shoves the rod in a little bit more* Pure *shoves the rod in even more* Lingering *pierces the rod in the wood* Is it just me, or does this seem extremely creepy?

[@sophiezhao59]

Me: sticks the “god pillar” up my clarinet God pillar: *thunk* falls onto ground

[@Killerbee4712]

Are we gonna ignore that the god pillar can improve the tone of ANY instrument in the world?! Triangle gang where you at

[@leehowell7625]

Oboe... No

[@annieyesiam2758]

@@leehowell7625 i wish :"')

[@xandraxandra1437]

Killerbee47 How, it stops the vibrating of the wood and that should make the sound less vibrate/musical.

[@allegrovivace6806]

and wind instruments

[@Killerbee4712]

@@xandraxandra1437 Thats the joke, it cant... But it was in the description of the bar thing. Watch the video again and read the english translation of the advertisement

[@sadiemcc9363]

They say these two met at fourteen... And nothing has changed.

[@riti184]

Yas

[@Bianca-vg9yn]

Lmao

[@palmtree1958]

"Brett Yang, 28" lmao

[@jmee.mp3]

God pillar: use me Ling ling: practice, u lazy slob

[@addie2816]

"Why is she naked? Did she get the God Pillar?" *My mind went straight into to the gutter*

[@hannah7914]

Olaf: ‘Imagine if it goes through the end of your violin’ Brett and Eddy: ‘Oh my Godddd’ ‘Nooooo’ Olaf: **maniacal laugh**

[@helenbirch9877]

Olaf gets the Nobel prize for tact and restraint. I quote: I can't see it being good for the instrument. Personally, I'm not convinced. I couldn't imagine it being positive. Olaf, after the video did you scream and pound a wall or what?

[@mariequelquechose387]

😂😂

[@EmelieWaldken]

If Olaf is from scandinavian (especially swedish) origin, as his name could indicate, then I'm not surprised the slightest bit =P (living in Sweden myself)

[@whoisitidk3980]

Before buying the rod: *"This instrument sounds so terrible"* After installing the rod: *"It is worse than before"* After uninstalling the rod: *"Hey, that's pretty good sound"* People like that, self-deception

[@zephyr1089]

Eddy flexes with perfect pitch. Brett flexes with AirPods.

[@aveekb4512]

No one: All the dirty minded "classical musicians": ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bishanc]

Aveek B including you i guess?? 😏😏

[@aveekb4512]

@@bishanc hehe oops-

[@ninashah1252]

watch the captions at 2:32

[@nklian9981]

Thats me

[@pwnDpwnD]

You can't spell classical withou- sorry editort san :-:

[@beckyb4973]

5:58 brett yang, 28, still tries to contain his laughter at the word butthole

[@anhphamduc2788]

the pirate of caribbean theme song resemble how they gonna steal your money

[@minnie_notthemouse]

Yes!

[@songfulmusicofsongs]

Why?

[@anhphamduc2788]

@@songfulmusicofsongs because pirate steal ya money

[@soap6441]

It's also in the wrong key XD

[@katherineeverett105]

Brett: I hope no one bought this. Me: Scrolls to the bottom to see if some poor soul is willing to admit they bought it.

[@alfianfahmi5430]

That "girl" sounds like a text-to-speech bot.

[@gilb6982]

With a god pillar in the butt ...

[@Mythki11er]

But less human

[@michaweinst3774]

She sounds like a Chinese robot equivalent of Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K.

[@LZXun]

it is

[@kittenmimi5326]

Maybe some terrible utau

[@linklin1114]

Eddy has that cute Taiwanese accent when he speak Chinese lol

[@riti184]

Ikr so cuuute

[@coreotheoreo7287]

Oml he does that adorable

[@creshiell]

Taiwan Independence now

[@christophershen6692]

@@creshiell no Taiwan is real China, fuck CCP

[@alana3964]

He just cute in general

[@TheVoitel]

There might be a benefit from this principle for very cheap violins. Although you probably should not do this yourself and the rod does not seem to be installed in a very good manner (come on, that might just rip out!), there may be some benefits to be gained: What this basically does is to create a stiff continuation from the neck to the endpin (which does *not* touch the body of the violin otherwise (as olafs example does), which would drastically deteriorate resonance). This means that now the strings are not attached to the body of the instrument. Thereby: → If your instrument is not built well you might have a lot of resonance of the length of the instrument. This reduces the loudness of the instrument, since the string looses energy that is not picked up by the bridge. Also this can have a bad effect on the tone due to unequal dampening. A rod just like this will lead to much less resonance over the length of the instrument, thus the instrument will get a better response. → If the strings are attached to the body, they will put pressure on the sound board, thereby compessing it a bit. A good violin maker will carefully select and carve his wood for a high amount of homogenity. But if you use ill suited wood, this might affect the resonance of the wood very badly. With such a rod, the pressure will be on the neck and the rod (and importantly on the joint between neck and rod, which is just not stable enough with this thing), resulting in less lateral pressure on the soundboard. These things should not be a problem on a well built instrument, but a very cheap instrument might in fact profit from such a rod.

[@elizahansen1777]

"Stop the holes" ~Brett 2020

[@istanshosty7134]

$10 000 000 strad or a violin with "God pillar", whatever it is, I can make it sound like $100 violin from amazon

[@allegrovivace6806]

what a coincidence, same! Wow, we're really talented folks here

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@istanshosty7134]

@@flutesgalaxy it's shostakovich- waltz no 2

[@JojoMuseful]

@istanshosty @nightblood - We should do a trio! It would definitely be ...interesting... :D

[@blauespony1013]

At least you can make a sound. That is more than what can be said about other people.

[@ihateloudbitches]

"you unsupportive ling ling wannabe" *Personal attack detected, initiating tears*

[@universebow]

randmazn lol

[@yokisullivan8647]

Olaf is like that one guy in movies who always helps back the protagonists' asses up.

[@opismagnum3224]

3:51 Brett Yang everybody

[@ericshenderovich6023]

Olaf always looks like he's having so much fun. Murdering violins.

[@user-we5zq6re9d]

Them be like: hmmm what useless thing can we sell to people who don't know basic physics in the most humiliating way

[@SevenQs]

ILikePickles 18473203 “You’d think they’d notice us not using a before and after demonstration?” “Why would they? It looks like a scam anyways!”

[@allegrovivace6806]

lol

[@stx6909dkjdnde]

If Brett or Eddy put their “God Pillar” to where they think it goes it would sound like screaming and screaming

[@janisn.4502]

The makers missed a chance to call in “the mighty god rod”

[@sophiajia2972]

lets be honest... eddy *rocks* that shirt and glasses

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@microcosmos1864]

AND.. that headphone😍😍

[@chrisy367]

@@flutesgalaxy Its Dvorak Serenade for string orchestra in E major. 2nd movment

[@Red_Orion]

Notice how the video never shows actual footage of somebody playing the violin with the rod inside? The selling point is that it'll improve the sound quality but then they just show how easy to install it is as if easyness was a key point of sound quality. And I don't think that Brett and Eddy cut out sound tests from the original video, I really think that they just decided not to show the actual audible result because it sounds crappy. But even if they did film and show the sound quality, they could easily fake it: use another instrument; play the violin without the rod and claim it's inside; play poorly when it's normal and then play skillfully when the rod is allegedly installed, etc. Like, even if they'd show actual footage of someone playing, it's easily fakeable. And another observation: I'm not sure because the images of the musicians fly by so quickly but some of the guys look very similar as if they used the same people several times and edited the footage so that the images go by quickly so you can't really recknognise the faces... I'm pretty sure that the comments and installing videos are fake and/or duplicates.

[@craig4811]

I did notice that they never tried it, but ridiculed it anyway. :(

[@AkiraArashi_R]

It's probably a scam

[@idonthaveagoodname59]

Scam

[@Xezlec]

@@craig4811 They pointed out some dangers that installation would present.

[@Killerbee4712]

Obviously. There is so many fake sh*t on the internet in China that I cant buy anything without checking it to see if it is verified or an international company

[@SantosAl]

Everything in this video sounds like an euphemism for something else.

[@elvissimo]

I'm all for innovation and experimenting. Down to see a before and after installation experiment result comparison video

[@wateringcan2]

"Your violin is going to reincarnate" ...after the god pillar kills it.

[@lizsun261]

wateringcan basically youll need a new violin

[@hening2212]

"Any instrument can be improved with this product!" Woodwinds and brass player: *visible confusion*

[@zakeibc]

Just stab it right through, we guarantee a ¥990,000 improvement in ~ToNe~

[@erikbreathes]

harpists and pianists: aAaÄàÁâÅĀąăÃAhHHh

[@theacc_]

People who sing: notes het suspiciously higher with slight moaning

[@baakojernigan7095]

Drummers: Is ThIs A nEw KiNd Of StIcK??

[@Anna-ug8cq]

Literally, if you stuck this in a flute or piccolo, there would jut be no sound 😂

[@laurynastan1839]

This a was one of the first videos I saw, love this

[@bqueuebed3]

To confirm Eddy and Brett's suspicion about the gender of the people in the video, me, being the nerd that I am, ran a statistical study on it. Proportion of girls in video to total: 2/29 (I think I saw two girls in the video but whatever) x=2, n=29. Since n is approx =30, we can use a one prop z int. Assuming this is representative of the whole population and that there are 9,800 people using it, independence is not violated and since 29*.4 and 29*.6 >10, conditions are not violated and we may proceed. At C=99%: (-.052, .19017) We are 99% confident that the true proportion of girls who use the godpillar is between -.052 and .1902. Since .6 is not in (and nowhere near) the interval, .6 is not a probable value for the true proportion of females who use the godpillar, which gives us some evidence that the true p of females is different for those who use the godpillar and play the violin. In other words, something's fishy about this godpillar in terms of gender....

[@minnie_notthemouse]

Thanks for the effort!

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

Dang that’s a lot of work my dude

[@unreal-the-ethan]

10? I was taught that the lowest possible value for n*p and n*q was 5, but I guess 10 is better.

[@aliciacharlene2442]

...even though I’m a girl, i don’t really understand XDDD but thanks for your effort!!

[@malforacic105]

@@aliciacharlene2442 you don't wanna know

[@istreeavegetable834]

At 1:57 exactly when Brett laughed Eddy turned his head where Brett would normally sit 🥺

[@emilia1911]

Omg I didn't notice that, thanks

[@rae_halvi6392]

😭😭😭

[@eziapurnamaputri9571]

Now I'm sad 😢

[@user-zv6cw5kd9w]

😭

[@steemsprite7763]

Also at 3:10 And potentially 5:22 8:14 8:56 😭😭😭

[@Rvlo412]

“Butt” - Brett, 2020 “Stop the holes” - Eddy, 2020

[@SamuraiChris78]

"She sounds like she has a God Pillar up her ass"! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love you guys!

[@RolandMillington]

Got to the part about the rod changing the character of the tone (steel being brighter, carbon fiber being darker). That’s actually a thing, especially with upright bass endpins. A black walnut endpin makes my upright much louder and fuller sounding than a carbon fiber, and a carbon fiber is more complex than steel. One of the tricks I learned from Chuck Traeger’s book. Now, how that translates when you skewer your violin’s guts, I have no idea. Lol

[@trivia3108]

Disclaimer: The Ling Ling insurance doesn't cover broken violins because musicians penetrate their instruments with the God Pillar.

[@shiyuhe3499]

XDDD

[@sabrinalopez6076]

I love how eddy leans towards the left... likes he's missing someone there lmao. I hope u guys r safe and this was rlly fcking funny

[@user-ro1co4lm4j]

i had to check again and omg my heart just broke a little 😔

[@falsehoodintensifies445]

could anyone please be so kind to add time stamps?

[@quocanhphamnguyen2811]

I think Eddy leaning to the left is more because he wants to get nearer to the microphone, making his voice more audible. Just my opinion.

[@Tayumaru]

Olaf is finally getting one and installing it into a violin! Hype!

[@drgokilz]

I love Olaf so much! He’s always willing to try and experiment and stuff. He’s like a scientist 🤩🤩

[@atlantastuttgart6198]

The god pillar should be my spine because i cant stand straight for more than ten minutes

[@Nuvolenny]

* cries in scoliosis *

[@valeaves]

Oh my God, no! The spine has to have the natural S-shape! It wouldn‘t work if it was 100% straight

[@Nuvolenny]

@@valeaves spines are weird, we should all just me those worms that come out when it rains. The pink ones, which idk what they are called bc English is stupid

[@applzd]

@@Nuvolenny I don't think English has a special word for pink worms that come out when it rains...nightcrawlers maybe?

[@Nuvolenny]

@@applzd that sounds terrifying

[@alexaolivan217]

"can improve any tone" haven't heard me yet huh.

[@valeaves]

Alexa Faith I mean...my tone can‘t get worse, so in my case this statement would be true xD

[@flutesgalaxy]

Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

[@branfordfamilies8282]

Geronimo Quasimodo serenade for strings in e major op. 22. Might have gotten that wrong, don’t remember, just a little tired.

[@aimimoque1155]

Olaf is so sweet and smiley! 💕 He looks to be one of kindest men in the world! 😭☺

[@-E-M-M-]

Olaf and 2 set Violins mith busters! I wanna see more videos like this

[@AaronLevyDrums]

TwoSet:"You don't poke holes in your instrument" Drummers: *raise their eyebrows and look at their holy cymbals* Yes you do...

[@AabluedragonAH]

Kick drum has left the chat

[@AaronLevyDrums]

@@AabluedragonAH Kick Drum Resonant Head Entered the Chat (be specific)

[@nalinea18]

Eddy&Brett in the beginning: ”Let’s roast some gadgets.” Eddy&Brett 2 minutes in: *pain and suffering* ”The poor violin!” Why do they do this to themselves? 😂

[@Maze.-.]

aside from the contend olaf has strings from thomastik infeld in the background it makes me feel happy because my mother is working there and making strings for different instruments. one of those might be my mothers work and i feel happy seeing ppl actually use it because its really hard work she usually comes home with hurt fingers and she puts a lot of effort in making those so seeing it in olafs studio and knowing they get used is playing with my emotions

[@_beca_1906]

i-... I got a tampon ad ;-; 🤐🤐🤐 I feel violated

[@WalkTheWaffle]

Eddy: Flexing his Chinese skills Me: :O

[@venusngigi]

TonyProGaming Roblox xD

[@braindamage976]

He got pretty solid chinese skill. Not like me, I’m good at chinese but bad at speaking English

[@kanomade7213]

I think they are both Taiwanese brought up in Australia

[@rusejames7242]

"one penetration"🤣🤣🤣

[@alexverdana2435]

:0

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Glad that they're back together. The last video was a little sad.

[@bumkinanimations2671]

I literally have a job for you to comment on every KZbin video

[@dulguunbayaa4109]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache i’ve seen your comments on so many videos

[@_jb_7567]

Why don’t you have a mustashe hmmmm, kind of cringe tbh

[@catto1752]

I seriously thought that your pfp was that of a girl and I've seen you like about a dozen of times before

[@ildirimardahalibarani5434]

real men have mustache

[@nourganouni]

You should react to Maxim Vengerof learning how to do triple stops on the violin and the video of someone dipping a violin in hydro dipping. Hope you could do one of those😜

[@paulosantiago7405]

Okay, this is THE BEST VIDEO ever posted in this channel LOL (just behind 2Boys1Violin