Still green screening myself into shows to make them more realistic.

Which Show/Episode/Movie should I do next? Station 19? 9-1-1 on Fox? Backdraft?

[@bappojujubes981]

I just imagine this guy being ignored because he's the "comic relief character" but is actually more reasonable than all of them combined.

[@EstebanBrenesV]

that would make this shows 100% better to be honest

[@Zara-Bari]

I would watch that show.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

I can relate to a character like that.

[@priscillajimenez27]

Shakespeare has characters like that in his plays. They spoke reason but were usually seen as the joker or court gesture

[@mrtan5641]

It's like an anime side character who points out to the people that. HEY THAT"S THE MC who is a secret school hero.

[@alexn5743]

Getting a green screen was a great investment for this channel

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Absolutely. These are amazing.

[@Idk-bx2tq]

@@JarthenGreenmeadow yes 😂

[@Averagemoowie]

And getting this guy

[@thachronic100]

Don't forget it can be claimed as a tax deduction

[@D-Vinko]

Funnily enough, I dont think he uses an ACTUAL greenscreen, based on his bloopers.

[@nophion2-electricboogaloo647]

Dont worry, smoke only gets dangerous when it forms ominous skull shapes.

[@NEEDbacon]

Or bull's, can't forget James and the Giant Peach now.

[@hatmax1614]

Damn you Flameheart!

[@yojishinkawa378]

True.

[@AflipKID91]

I thought that happens in real life 🤣

[@a1z158]

@@NEEDbacon *Rhino's

[@starlightequestrian6729]

My biggest pet peeve with shows like these are the near panicked voices the "professionals" are making. Like this is the first time they have incountered this scenario.

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

but then you have real life where they are calm and they say why are they calm its like they dont even care about the victims

[@mx_nana_banana]

@@user-tr2dh4xx6u they do care about the victims, but it’s so routine that it’s like eating sandwich to them.

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

@@mx_nana_banana i know thats what my point was that people ask why they are calm when its because theyve dealt with it tons of times

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

@@user-tr2dh4xx6u Of course you wouldn't have a firefighter flapping their arms around screaming like they've just seen godzilla. They're supposed to think rationally for the situation, and panicking is really not going to help at all

[@seanjenkins5505]

I think having 90lbs Instagram model women as firefighters is pretty egregious

[@pamelaflirtyskunk7698]

"Dark black smoke will make you choke, but grey smoke haze, you good for days!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@oswaldjenkins8557]

Best quote of 2021 or hell even 2020 👏

[@rabbit9655]

What type of smoke does blue sticky fire make?

[@themaconeau]

Says Philosopher Snoop 🤣

[@saramcgaha1406]

Ooohhhh yeaaaaaa

[@saramcgaha1406]

Rabbit I think you know the answer to that my friend.

[@iainmaclean4872]

imagine you just got into a car crash with your loved one on the ground next to you and the firefighter says, "JEEZ HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GUY GONNA GO INTO SHOCK?"

[@shareten1247]

sounds reasonable

[@romankotas448]

I almost died in a car accident, I can only hope somebody said that

[@iz2333]

@@romankotas448 Given that you're still alive they probably didn't spend 5 minutes exclaiming that you are indeed going into shock

[@romankotas448]

@@iz2333 yeah probably not, I ended up in a medically induced coma

[@sonniedae6398]

The patient is going into shock from how many times we're not doing our job correctly

[@benjabby]

This is honestly so much better than the usual "[skilled professional] reacts to [media portraying that profession]" style videos where they just sit and talk

[@BernadetteShalala-zu5vb]

🤣🤣🤣 Why not just toss yourself into the mix and explain it on the go with sarcasm🤣👍

[@BloodChampagne]

There's no explanation here though, it has to be deduced.Easy for some people but not all. Videos with clear explanations as to how they came to the conclusion are far better at conveying info. This is more entertaining so it's better in that sense, but the sit and talk ones have a lot of value because they're more informative.

[@edifyguy]

@@BloodChampagne You're right, to a point. I've often said, "A joke isn't funny if you have to explain it." These are videos made largely for an audience with a certain amount of prior knowledge that a lot of people don't have. To those who do have it, like me, they're hilarious. To people who don't, there's a lot of other stuff out there. There's something for everyone.

[@SuperODST1]

The "house with the flowers" bit could have been a funny moment. Like they could have had the characters actually acknowledge "House with the flowers? What the heck?" And then it turns out that there's no other houses with a lawn or something, or it's got a really distinct display of flowers, and they say "oooh, THAT'S what they meant". I'm guessing that's not what they do in the episode though.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

clever.

[@dudemetslagroom8065]

That comedy writes itself...And still they failed to write it

[@yocapo32]

Or hell, he's talking about the big flowers _painted_ on the house.

[@khamjaninja.]

"It's the house that's not on fire." "Uh, all the houses are on fire." "Well, it's never been on fire before."

[@beastwarsFTW]

Or it's some giant metal flowers as some kind of theme attraction.

[@smokingdog9349]

These tv shows basically summarized “Dumb people get in accident, firefighters “help”. And then there is the other firefighters that say that they have commands to “take over”

[@lust4thrust149]

"Were the Federal Fire Department and this is our patient now!"

[@smokingdog9349]

@@lust4thrust149 “Wait what, We are the local fire department and this is our patient! We got here first!”

[@hafizjoe583]

"I appreciate the fact that you guys were fighting over who could rescue people first but incase you guys forget... *THE NEIGHBOURHOOD IS LITERALLY BURNING TO THE GROUND* "

[@theinternetidiot]

@@hafizjoe583" nah, let them go at it... WE NEED MORE DRAMA!!!"

[@eliasbogdo]

"We have jurisdiction!" lol i don't even know what jurisdiction is in Swedish, that's how many times it's been said in movies!

[@tkachukenator]

I’ll never forget the day a patients family member asked me why I’m not giving their dad cpr while he’s on the floor having a seizure...

[@joshuareed8243]

Why didnt you give him cpr? Did you want him to die? 😂

[@jabbawookeez01]

🤣🤣 I had something like this happen to me.. the entire family was getting mad cause they auto thought cpr is always given for everything or something.

[@BLACKMONGOOSE13]

When they demand you shock him and the patient has no rhythm....just like on TV.

[@superbananas7792]

Makes me think of an ex-cop patients wise words. "Never trust the general public cus they're stupid". You start to really understand how stupid people can be when ya get into the glories of Nursing.

[@nickerzgames]

@@BNbrett1376 We need to start cpr on you right away

[@nutaroo2278]

"Cap what are you worried about? She's not in the dark toxic stuff, she's good to go!" I died. XD

[@jakesnussbuster3565]

Is that pfp an oc or a real thing

[@joanlahoz5732]

So did she lmao

[@H-2II]

She didn't

[@AlyssMa7rin]

Shouldn't have been in the dark toxic stuff.

[@allmyedgesaresharp]

Is that cuz you wandered into the black smoke while you were laughing 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

[@diosoth]

Back when Emergency! was in production, Jack Webb made sure everything was accurate as could be. They borrowed a fire engine from LA county, got a firefighter with SAG credentials on the show to drive it, both Kevin Tighe & Randolph Mantooth went through the full paramedic training course(they stopped shy of actually taking the final certification exam). This was when the paramedic program was in its infancy, the public still didn't trust the system & they had to show exactly what it was like to promote a needed system. These shows you spoof are probably written by the type of viewers who think Emergency! is "boring" & that such shows need more excitement. They also have 5X the budget & could look up real info online for free, but choose to phone it in because viewers eat it up anyway. Then someday someone watching these shows tries what's seen on them to save a life & ends up killing someone because it's all wrong.

[@rhoonah5849]

Very well said.

[@carriewilson1006]

Can’t they get sued over that?

[@gunmunz]

I'm sure they research they do is for that one-in-a-millon case that happened somewhere at some time or a repot of what could happened but hasn't happen and probably won't happen

[@MrLostform]

we are promoting underrepresented people here, ho hum realism aint going to cut it ok. /s

[@Yodah97]

Writer here! In defense of my people, while these shows could be less terrible with better writing, this nonsense tone is really to be blamed on producers and network exects. They pick the programing and have the power of veto over pitches, concepts, and entire episode scripts. They were the ones who decided the world was in need of a an first responder TV show. And either didn't care to hire people who knew how the work is done, or activelly sought people who would be willing to write sensacionalist nonsense. I mean you can only really blame the writing team for bad content for the first season of a given show. After that, you need to blame it on the people who haven't fired those writers. Or if you want to be really cynical, blame it on the people who give this nonsense ratings.

[@redchan69yearsago72]

One the next episode of 9-1-1 "THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!" - Andy Bernard

[@quinn9841]

NO DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS 😂

[@xanderledger5331]

I mean. Respond to enough rural housefires and you'll eventually end up at one with a box of .22 under the porch. (Happend to my brigade once).

[@leeyubinsproperty]

CallMeKevin: Fire, stop.

[@amagimofumofu6549]

@@xanderledger5331 there was a case in the US where a house fire reached the non fireproof ammo cabinet , ammunition went off

[@shistably4271]

That’s when you bring in a nun, a guy with a lightsaber, and satan

[@bassyxgrelle8659]

"Is our next landmark gonna be the house with the freshly cut lawn?!" Pfft-

[@darkracer1252]

na. the one with the freshly painted door

[@lostpuppy8847]

The garden with the watered lily pad

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

The one with a chicken coop in the backyard

[@DanielSmith-ze9lw]

you know...the one with the big stack of fire wood

[@StickmanHatena]

I think the target residence is currently missing some windows due to the fire. Try searching for that.

[@underthependulum3484]

The idea of first responders just watching somebody and counting how many times they go into shock kills me

[@tirsden]

"Aaand that's four." "Center square on my trauma bingo card! Whoo!"

[@brianchadwell2632]

I was actually only a firefighter for about 6 months. I got hired by my hometown department by some miracle when I decided that I'd apply for my childhood dream job. They're actually a very high standard department so I had done my research and knew what I was getting into as a career but not quite what they demanded. I made the mistake of showing weakness early, when I was caught off guard by some drills that triggered some anxiety issues I didn't know I had. They (very safely) tested the limits of that anxiety issue and found that I didn't quite have what it took for worst case scenarios (COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE, don't get me wrong). Even still your videos trigger a nostalgia that brings all that incredible training and rookie experience back ESPECIALLY that I can hear jokes about fire science. Thanks for filling that void I'm kind of ashamed to explain I have.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"The house with big flowers" *cuts to a inferno* "now let me get this straight" my sides are in orbit

[@lostpuppy8847]

You must be pretty large then

[@Justalilsilly]

That isint healthy

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Flowers are secretly made of of metal, the government doesn’t want you to know.

[@Justalilsilly]

@@Adam-xf6sq that must be some flammable metal.

[@smalltrashman4227]

@@Justalilsilly Your mom

[@Jens95]

So glad I stumbled upon this channel!

[@JH-cw5po]

Your hockey videos are great

[@kevintancos5128]

hi Jens!

[@huskyproductions854]

Same here

[@datguy7794]

Agreed

[@skoshman1]

Moi aussi!

[@jiabu99]

You’d get along so well with my dad. He’s a retired paramedic and watching any emergency/medical show with him is delightful 45 minutes of “that’s not how you put a respirator on a patient. That’s not where that vein is. Who wrote this”

[@yesdude3914]

It generally baffles me that movie directors and writers don't just find people like this guy, that can give them proper information and tactics that first responders would actually use...itd make up for an awesome, realistic and immersive movie. Same goes for like, every modern war movie too...they should get actual soldiers and experienced people to direct and give tips for the scene

[@unr3markabl393]

The problem with that is that an accurate portrayal of anything is boring. Just imagine the pulse pounding Report writing section in a police show while they wait weeks for a forensic report. While i agree that some inaccuracies are more egregious than others, what makes or breaks these shows is the drama or the intrigue they can create and real life is seldom exciting.

[@pizzacatthegreat559]

Full metal jacket had a real drill Sargent good movie

[@frostbite1991]

no because they'll poke holes in the plot and ruin it for them. Easier to tell ignorant people playing dress-up what to do.

[@Luca-sz5uy]

It’s definitely better if the writer consciously decides to forgo realism than if he is just totally ignorant and writes something totally detached from just anything

[@kyrab7914]

You could literally just call up local depts and ask "anybody interested in helping a tv show out?" Also they literally have scenes in shows all the timeabout the dread of writing reports... Not to mention you cam show things in between reports, like the other emergencies...

[@-----REDACTED-----]

I thought firefighters were supposed to put out fires, yet he here roasting those shows to a crisp...😂

[@michaelfluckiger448]

thats a good one

[@peternotpeter4201]

LMAO

[@igorino1767]

You are on FIRE!

[@fishcake2299]

Nice!😆😆

[@firemark755]

Extra crispy just how i like it😁

[@911life5]

The dispatcher telling you to look for the flowers in the front yard... at night... while everything is on fire actually seems pretty realistic..

[@KingHoborg]

To be fair, that might be the only information that the dispatcher could get out of them (whoever that was). The information dispatchers give out is highly dependent on what is given to them. Any info is better than no info, but that's when they ask whether it's possible for clarification or some other way to navigating. Luckily they weren't in black smoke, so they could take their time to figure things out.

[@C.H.V.]

could look for the house addres

[@rhoonah5849]

@@KingHoborg That's true but hopefully the dispatcher would be smart enough to ask the color of the house before getting information about its gardening.

[@rhoonah5849]

@@C.H.V. Easier said than done. I can't tell you the number of times I've been creeping down the road in the ambulance or engine trying to figure out which address we are going to. People just don't care about posting their street address in a conspicuous place... they NEVER consider that it is for their own safety when first responders are trying to find them. Sometimes they don't even put the outside lights on!

[@ke6gwf]

I once got sent to an incident that was dispatched out as being, and I kid you not, "next to the vineyard"... This was in the Napa Valley, you know, California Wine Country? The Dispatcher did have the decency to be apologetic, and said they were working on getting better information from the caller! I actually guessed correctly where it was, because it was about the only place along that road where ONLY one vineyard was visible!

[@hanthonyc]

By far, even more than the ridiculous situations, the funniest part is how much they just... stand there. Talking. Simulating the days before radios, or simple multitasking. The real reason is totally because very few actors would be capable of taking multiple shots while sprinting around, yelling, carrying the extremely warm and heavy gear.

[@gunmunz]

1:29 and pure white smoke; you gots a pope!

[@vrtrunky552]

I got that joke

[@nathanterrell3710]

The other fire fighters: We gotta get that lady!!! Me who knows she isn’t in the dark smoke so she is fine: (Signature look of superiority)

[@vapor-sings]

"The house with the big flowers!" Oh, you mean the ones that most likely aren't there anymore due to the fire that's burning down the entire neighborhood?

[@cccpkingu]

Those are the most beautiful Petunias.

[@Michael-dj6pd]

at least Mario can come save us with the fire flowers

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

@@Michael-dj6pd that's why there's a fire there in the first place...

[@1Chasg]

Thanks for explaining the joke....

[@tbbt1215]

Eon

[@Anonymous-pm7jf]

"Dark black smoke will you choke, but grey smoke haze you good for days." That is great 🤣

[@RabblesTheBinx]

As a cigarette smoker with early stage COPD because I'm an idiot and started smoking when I was younger: I'm calling bullshit. I mean, I know he's being sarcastic, but still. Cigarette and weed smoke? Both very light-colored. Also both not great for your lungs.

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

You had me at “Throw her back!?” Subbed.

[@baldur3365]

“Ah, well there’s your problem we don’t tourniquet wounds we tourniquet limbs” Made me spit out my water.

[@1Rabenauge1]

I did learn that 10 cm proximal of the wound should be enough, of coure there ist enough, and no joint. In the army i did learn the same, to take the whole limb.

[@heliannaabbott2023]

Exactly. Who "fact checks" these shows anyways???

[@hugowijk3676]

@@1Rabenauge1 Also, do you ever really have a lot of choice of where to put it? Been taught in the army to only put it the upper arm/upper leg, since the lower half have "two bones" (not too but bones that split up and leave room for blood vessels in the middle where the tourniquet can't shut off blood flow).

[@dnegel9546]

Stop spitting water at me 😣

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

@@hugowijk3676 You mean the fibula and the tibia in the leg and the radius and una in the arm? (Genuine question, I didn't realize how vessels between those wouldn't be affected)

[@fightfire001]

Apparently, Shonda Rhimes and the writers of Station 19 have never even met a firefighter, let alone talked to one. #NoTechnicalAdvisor

[@kitchg5526]

So true. No interview, maybe her writers just read book🤣🤣.

[@bertescuaurel7518]

Oh well that's why I appreciate Chicago fire more then this 5 cent scenarios that station 19 does.

[@kanad.9397]

if i was advisor i would be like "yeah....that seems about right" while collecting that paycheck from them haha

[@barbkeen1221]

Nope, she never talked to a firefighter. But she did stay at a Holiday Inn Express! 😉😂😂😂😂

[@this_is_patrick]

@@kanad.9397 Why not do it properly? If the show you're advising became a big success or gains renown for its accuracy, that means you're potentially in for the long haul, you can easily bargain for a raise, and you can put it on your résumé when you move on to other shows. And you're literally just talking about your real job as a side gig, too. Easy work for more and fatter checks, and free experience working as a consultant.

[@aA-hq4km]

2:02 that's exactly like in the witcher 3 when you need to kill a monster in someone's house and the person says "uh yeah my house is in the west direction from here"

[@od3910]

My new favourite channels are people who actually know what they are talking about reacting to people who don't. Informative, salty and funny. The three great flavours

[@rajaniwolf9466]

That's some A+ writing in these shows when they don't understand something as fundamental as the fact that all smoke is harmful.

[@dylanb2990]

When did they claim otherwise?

[@Oblithian]

The thing that annoys me is I know it's harmful but when there are forest fires and the AQHI is 10+ (and no clean air shelters are created) what are we supposed to do? And how + is it!? Am I going to lose a year off my life? Am I going to develop lung cancer? Or am I going to die instantly? You say it's bad but you are still letting businesses force me to work...

[@yocapo32]

@@Oblithian Funny you should ask, because the answers to all of those questions is "maybe?", so enjoy wondering how much lung damage you got because your boss is an asshole.

[@KkidzZ.]

This really needs to be a series

[@marieinparis7492]

This takes me back into ptsd memory’s of house fire turn into ball of fire ☄️

[@tylerecho2589]

I’ve been thinking hard about going to Fire Academy and I’m SOOOOOOO glad I found this channel 😂😂 thank you for your service and thank you for your light heart ☺️

[@jasonzamora4272]

You're like a friend that would be fun to watch shows with, make fun of them, and drink beer. It's great.

[@LetustheDragon]

"Black Smoke means it's toxic" Or it means a new Pope hasn't been elected.

[@vinnieg6161]

ah yes the king of the pedophiles

[@germaxicus6670]

Lolol

[@GhostBear3067]

No that is white smoke.

[@dr_axie1106]

@@GhostBear3067 So.... I'm not sure how to break it to you... But, there are two types of smoke during Pope's selection. White one and 5he black/gray one. The white one indicates that Pope was selected the black one indicates that the Pope wasn't elected so there will be another vote... The original comment refers to the smoke indicating "not elected yet - need more voting" black/gray smoke

[@Husky_Joe]

@@GhostBear3067 Nope, read the comment again.

[@leorex8130]

Just a friendly reminder for everbody who didn't get the joke; smoke is toxic, its colour doesn't change that fact.

[@orlock20]

Over 40,000 people in the U.S. die from second hand smoke every year so even a little bit of smoke is toxic.

[@colahunter8180]

@@orlock20 well that's literally what he said but I guess thanks for just repeating it?

[@orlock20]

@@colahunter8180 Not really. Second hand smoke means smoke expelled by people smoking cigarettes and pipes.

[@colahunter8180]

@@orlock20 again thanks for just repeating what he said.

[@Zichqec]

@@colahunter8180 OP didn't say anything about second hand smoke, orlock isn't even remotely repeating what OP said

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Okay, I love this. Dude educating us about this really really dangerous stuff while making us chuckle. And back handing these shows.

[@pythius8122]

1:39 ah yes cause as we all kmnow fire is just like 1800s black bad white good

[@anthonymoncman6859]

Please don’t stop making these

[@thecentralintelligenceagen9963]

Yes

[@taktuscat4250]

Agree

[@OmegaTou]

Indubitably.

[@lopezantonio8680]

yes

[@dwightmansburden7722]

Quite

[@wildewilde5775]

Look for the house thats on fire next to other houses that are on fire...

[@shelbyhaase9754]

Don't forget the HUGE daisy's...that are on fire....(those are apparently different )

[@orlock20]

It's next to the house bellowing grey smoke.

[@Brindlebrother]

Don't stop can't stop won't stop FULL STOP.

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

@@shelbyhaase9754 that's actually good advice tho, just look for the big blue daisies, cuz if you touch it you get ice powers and can put out that fire easy peasy!

[@shelbyhaase9754]

@@kai_fatallysapphic Ah! Right! I forget about that...

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

Can't believe it took me this long to find this series. The guy who runs these is incredible. And yeah, if the guy went into shock that fast it's because he instantly lost a rather large amount of blood. Might as well start checking for a will, you ain't saving him at that point.

[@mewgirl223]

And the fact that the firefighter on the wood chipper scene who is doing the medical stuff was a former surgical intern so he SHOULD know how to do a proper tourniquet is just mind boggling

[@jmullentech]

*WAIT.* We tourniquet *LIMBS*?!? I was taught in EMT class, PHTLS and basically every other clinical setting that we just slap a TQ on the neck and call it good. I mean... the bleeding will stop... for good. Right? Fuck me, I've been doing it wrong all this time! DAMN YOU OEMS!!!

[@matthewbeland8443]

😂 all I can do is laugh at this comment.

[@justinconrow9174]

One day while reviewing scenarios at my volunteer department, the chief asked us: what should you do if the patient has a serious neck injury with heavy bleeding? My answer? Neck tourniquet!

[@redpug5042]

@@justinconrow9174 that's one way to kill em.

[@firemedic6509]

All bleeding stops...eventually.

[@eclipseshadowyt5917]

@@firemedic6509 if the breathing stops eventually does so the bleeding, problem solved lol 😂

[@fiyahspinnah]

It is actually really irresponsible that this show doesn't represent how it actually works because it's miseducating people about dangerous situations

[@omransaeed1988]

Well, not really, since most movies like this have a blaring huge ass "ALL THE STUNTS IN THE MOVIE ARE NOT FUCKING REALISTIC DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, THIS A MOVIE, NOT A FIRST AID CLASS”, so yeah, no one will try that shit unless their idiots, and even then, the one to blame is the one who actually thought the movie was educational and real.

[@TimothyGod]

@@omransaeed1988 no one sees that tho, and they'll spread misinformation, it happens too much

[@michaelcox5073]

@@omransaeed1988 Do you have ANY idea, how many people I talk to that think ALL of the sprinklers go off at the same time, because of this type of BS?? We have people that put glue in their hair. Yes, I really believe that people think this shit is real.

[@SevScout]

@@omransaeed1988 Sadly, even if people get shown a disclaimer at the beginning of a movie, they are still going to believe it is real. That's just how the average person works. This is why it's so easy to control a populace, since you show them that the world is on fire, by showing them a forest fire and you can bet that there will be a few people who are going to kill themselves, before the phantom fire reaches their house.

[@alexanderrahl7034]

Bruh. Have you seen law and order or NCIS? Lol

[@lauAlv]

I love how frustrated he gets at all the inaccuracies 😂

[@MushroomMomTM]

My grandpa just passed away this week. At home alone with my baby boy trying to cope. He was like my father. He was a fire fighter for a while. He made it to chief too. He was gonna be 60 this year. This helped bring laughs and tears of joy. Thank you.

[@mgasukihanwa841]

My condolences are in due. An honor it must have been for him. This show doing him some disservice

[@Chrissmth]

“Grey smoke haze and you’re good for days” I live by that

[@lightningonlycommentsonce5824]

"I'm still a Fire Fighter and the writers still aren't."

[@BiggestNightmareJim]

It's called basic logic/research.

[@waggletontallylicker2299]

If these types of characters were in the show they might be bearable.

[@PIX199]

I love this types of reacts you do cause I watch shows like this and think it’s all Ligit 😂 thank you for educating me ❤

[@EmergencyWalter]

This is gold. 😂 The good thing about being a German firefighter watching American firefighter series is that our tactics and equipments are so different, that it's easier to overlook the Hollywood bullshit. But station 19 is so damn stupid that I couldn't make it through the first season. My favourite was the blue fire. 9-1-1 was slightly better. But I really like Chicago Fire. I'm sure it's also unrealistic as hell, but at least they wear their masks and they don't switch their cars in every incident. Greetings from Germany. 😃

[@eltontv6002]

Wenn man drei staffeln "Feuer und Flamme" gewöhnt ist und sich dann das Zeug ankuckt sieht man erstmal wie verwöhnt wir mit unseren Sendungen sind haha.

[@joshuas3897]

Agreed, Station 19 was absolutely awful. 911 was stupid but still entertaining. Chicago Fire was the "most" realistic while also being a good show.

[@TheCanadianBubba]

Rescue Me was pretty good...

[@MHG790]

@@eltontv6002 Wobei FuF besonders in der dritten Staffel auch so einiges Comedy gold war. Ich sag nur TOJ und Strohballenbrand...

[@thoughtfox2409]

@@MHG790 Ja, aber immerhin alles echte Feuerwehr, Einsätze sind halt manchmal auch Lustig!

[@fealubryne]

This reminds me of why my siblings and I hate watching medical shows with our RN mom. It'll be (for us) super emotional and dramatic and she's off to the side yelling at the TV about all the things they're doing wrong.

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

But that way's so much more fun!

[@icarusbinns3156]

Oh, I hear ya! Watching science-based scenes. Dad walked in mid-scene, “Why did he put a skull in a microwave?” And I lost it laughing! Not sure what the microwave was supposed to be but… yeah I often yell when shows call a blade the wrong name and then correct them. Epée vs foil vs rapier…

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

@@icarusbinns3156 he put the skull in the microwave because it wasn't cooked idiot 🙄

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@Zarmdthecoolest I stopped watching anything with mining around Mom… one of her rants about the portrayal of an old well. Yikes!

[@basillah7650]

Clearly you only watching it to have a fake cry but when something real happens in your life not one tear for anyone you actually know because they did not do enough for you.

[@VantommHD]

"Hey Honey, I need you to play an Unconscious person for this skit I'm doing"

[@SeenAGreatLight]

If my house was on fire and I heard, "We're Station 19, we'll take it from here," I'd fall to my knees and start weeping in despair.

[@lordofthesticks0]

Alt title: Actual Professional First Aid Responder Roasts Every Movie And/Or Series

[@calebbarbu5346]

these type of shows make firefighters look stupid lmao.. never stop making these videos 😂🤣

[@marieinparis7492]

True

[@JimsEquipmentShed]

These types of shows make the human race look stupid. I like to think in space, a ship just watched one of those shows, and passed us over for safety reasons.....

[@sussertheoriginal]

They don't make Firefighters look stupid. If you don't know about Firefighting, you don't know it's wrong. If you know about Firefighting, it makes the Film makers look stupid.

[@JimsEquipmentShed]

@@sussertheoriginal But if you don't know anything about fire fighters, you might make the incorrect assumption that the film makers do. Its the film makers reflecting reality to responsibility to bring forth a product thats reasonably true to life. (Unless its a show about a fireman alien that eats the fire.) That show if garbage all day long. Full disclosure, I have never watched an entire episode, the promo reels were so horrible, I generally jumped as soon as it came on.

[@piranhaplantX]

@Dannys Suarez Yeah, they all use the same drama show formula that was modified for cop shows. This is probably why you see stupid cop show tropes, like arguments over jurisdiction between different stations.

[@4922jack]

I don't know how or why KZbin recommendations brought me to this channel but I am ADDICTED .. these are soo funny !

[@emmettofswedeland]

I hate soap operas, but I stuck to watching Station 19 for some reason, and absolutely every episode has at least three of these "uhm, what now?" moments 😂 You nailed these! This is fantastic 👏🤣

[@gingergrant1057]

I love how much of a sarcastic SOB you come across . You’re probably a nice guy, and are knowledgeable in your field. I just love the delivery.

[@JohnMiller-iu2sx]

I imagine this show is as painful to him, as The Hurt Locker was to me.

[@greganderson4446]

god that movie was so overrated

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

The Hurt Locker was a good name for it. . . . . Because it absolutely pained me to watch it, especially when the *EOD* guys are CLEARING a VILLAGE for some reason. I'm like "wh-what? Why? Why not just call in literally ANY Infantrymen on station?"

[@JohnMiller-iu2sx]

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 big FAX. I only made it half through

[@TealJosh]

Yup. Saw it first time before serving and I could see how some things are not accurate, but found it entertaining. After serving as combat engineer, I too can't enjoy it at all anymore.

[@SasamiTM]

My best friend is a former marine and police officer, we love making him watch cop shows for the same reason. “Yeah you guys get crime scene evidence back in like fifteen minutes right?”

[@PanTF]

God I love the final frame of your facial expression in every shot.

[@funnyciscoleon]

We need more green screen. I can’t get enough of this. It is epic!

[@crazyjohn6130]

Be careful of blue sticky fire and black smoke after 38 years doing this finally someone figured it out

[@mgh8169]

If you sniff that grey smoke you be soaring when you walk in 😂

[@rivercat26]

"Oh, you're 'tagging' us out? Sure, lemme just- *drops woman*"

[@Nightmare1324]

Man, This guy should be a firefighter or something

[@xavierr4989]

"tag us out!? im in the middle of rescuing someone. should i just throw them back?" best line

[@MonkeyJedi99]

OMG. That guy who got eaten by the mower is SO wrong. That is essentially a beefier version of your regular lawn mower. One really big, really thick blade spinning horizontally. The only way to get trapped in it is to lower it down on yourself. Also, the blade doesn't spin unless someone is IN THE CAB manipulating the controls to send hydraulic fluid through the attachment. It is, in that way, much safer than you gas-powered lawnmower. Even if they guy was that much of a moron to stick his hand under that very loud mower deck while it was running, he would not be stuck. He would be bleeding out of the mangled stump of his arm, lying in front of the machine and an arthritic corgi could pull his arm out from under it. - - Sorry, worked with heavy machinery some years back, and I know you'll cover all the medical and firefighting stuff they do wrong. Just adding my rage, er, two cents worth.

[@crowdemon_archives]

"arthritic corgi" lmao

[@barklet6110]

I thought it was a wood chipper lol

[@beepbeepcasucha]

@@barklet6110 i thought it was the inside of a tractor motor. Which ive never seen before but if anything had to be the inside of a tractor motor, it'd be that right

[@TobiasRieper047]

I swear, this stuff is golden! 😂😂😂😂 After watching countless videos of RL 'specialists' (Pilots, military, law enforcement etc) debunk series and movies, this is a great addition. Love it when Hollywood or other studios go 'over the top' with their creations, use terminology to sound "cool" or pretend to be "realistic". Basically, same kind of lousy stuff like detective series when someone goes lone-wolfing for no apparent reason, 'knowing' that the place they'll be solo-ing to is invested with 'enemies'. Instead of calling backup or anything...

[@stephaniechapman2032]

I'm having the worst night yet, youve kept a smile on me

[@JAMJAM83]

"Want me to just throw her back?" , these are awesome!

[@matthewbeland8443]

The “State-The-Obvious” Game!? I love that game!! 🤣

[@llVIU]

"all smoke is bad for you" smokers: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that

[@dereinzigwahrenico8156]

Actualy i like this Show I play a drinkin game while whatching Every time they do bullshit i drink one shot. The day after is verry hard every time

[@southernsafety9749]

How do you make it to the first commercial without being plastered?

[@filipmecir262]

@@southernsafety9749 I believe that he doesn't make it to the first commercial :D

[@Kharnellius]

HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!?!

[@jonathandorsey]

I'm with kharnellius on this one. What is this shot of, exactly.

[@annab.5724]

@@jonathandorsey It’s a shot of H2O, straight up. A lesser man would have drowned.

[@danielst.pierre817]

I stopped watching tv because of shows like this, well that and 45mins of commercials. But i'd rather watch your guys content. It's always for a good laugh and no commercials.

[@optimascrime5235]

I love this channel and how different it is to all the other sketch comedy that's on KZbin

[@Dunedan2]

I am so glad I discovered this channel, especially your green screening series. I must have watched them all in one day and rewatch them anytime I am feeling down. I swear, you put a smile on my face every time pointing out the mistakes on these shows even when I know what you're going to say XD The door 2 feet from them in the skating rink especially had my sides splitting. Thank you for that. :D

[@kmonnier]

Dang it I thought I just came here to be entertained but you keep teaching me things.

[@AnimeFan_2013]

0:37 - That smile. Perfect

[@breakingfreedom4272]

I am absolutely cackling 😂 Someone needs to do this with Paramedics on shows!

[@jb6712]

Ex-husband was a volunteer firefighter in the early days of our short marriage. Got called to a fire, the biggest cow barn in the entire county, very well known by everyone for at least 50 miles in any direction. Idiot husband, who could never do anything without making a jackass of himself, called over the radio, "Hey, will there be a roast beef dinner after it's all over?" His volunteer days ended once that fire was put out---he was seriously an idiot in his high regard of himself and his "skills" (in anything at all)--because he was utterly inappropriate, obviously. The cattle farmer (NOT a rancher!) lost his entire stock of cattle that night, and such an insensitive "joke" was not appreciated by any of us. I was not a firefighter, but as the moron's wife, I was embarrassed by him, and went to the farmer and his wife a couple days later to apologize for the behavior of the moron to whom I was married.

[@axelord4ever]

I've had to deal with embarrassment cause by family before, but this? That takes the cake.

[@DimitriKurkov]

These shows really lowered my expectations for emergency services, along with my IQ, and somewhere along the way, my sanity.

[@mollyh80]

Lol irk but for some reason I still love watching them

[@DimitriKurkov]

@@mollyh80 Of course. I hate the fact that they pretty much butchered everything and everyone they mentioned, but the drama is on point. Still gonna talk shit about them though.

[@mdpo6419]

Me and you both. First who have sex in a firehouse? Never seen so many promotion to one person so first. What the hell the other fire fighter doing. And how the hell you go from battalion chief to starting all over again. Really

[@DimitriKurkov]

@@mdpo6419 Don't you just hate it when you spent 12 years in the force just so that a brat from nowhere came in and bam, he now has your job and you would be lying in a ditch somewhere.

[@ra7orblade]

THIS MUST BECOME A SERIES.

[@michaelwaters6271]

I love that the dude was stuck in what’s basically a giant lawn mower attachment for a skid steer. Nothing is holding him in there. Just pull the man out.

[@deltasaves]

BUT HES IN HYPOVOLEMIC SHOCK 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[@iinkstain]

you gotta do voice acting you have such distinct vocal acting it’s gold

[@TheEplestugas]

Imagine putting so much work and money into a TV-Episode about a fire and don't even bother with doing research or talking to a single firefighter.

[@elrodnumber3142]

“There’s still a Whole lotta arm to work with”

[@vixxcelacea2778]

If there is anything I've learned about ANY job, field or work that has to do with human risk, loss or health (Fire men, police, doctors, nurses, EMT, morticians etc) is that there is a dark sense of humor that comes along with it in order to cope with the grim reality they can face. They make a lot of jokes and keep things a bit lighter in order to do their best work and lots of those jokes are in the caliber that the regular citizen who doesn't work in anything pertaining to risk or medicine would find offensive or appalling, but to me, I think it shows that they care. They care enough to do what they do and want to help people and humor is a great way to deal with tragedy. You also learn to be more even and how to handle stress much better, because you have to. Panic is a rare thing to actually see. I've heard of lots of EMT's and first responders who are able to shut down that instinct of disgust and terror and do what's needed. Then when it's done, they might go throw up or release those emotions. Clam and level headed is imperative to handle dangerous and precarious situations, especially to help understandably panicking and freaked out patients or civilians. No one benefits from panic. They benefit from adrenaline, quick thinking and knowledge. Terror doesn't let you think.

[@CoreyJBravo]

I don’t know much about a fire aside from it needs oxy to breathe, but damn, you are killing it! “Uhhh I thought all smoke was toxic, no just the black smoke!”

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

Not a firefighter, i’m a veteran. But god damnit am I enjoying this and holy shit i can relate.

[@isaac_buckley]

Thank you for your service! My dad was in the Air Force, it bugs the heck out of him whenever military movies get things wrong; everything from how they almost never get the rank insignia on the uniforms correctly, to characters routinely making decisions that would very, very easily get them court-martialed.

[@frap7774]

1:19 Lmfao i love that so much

[@azitula]

I can imagine how much fun you guys have around the station. You definitely have a 2nd career in comedy or consultant.. love your skits. Keep them coming!!

[@frantisekvrana3902]

0:20 Under normal circumstances, only flammables combust if they get too hot. Non-flammable substances don't combust unless special critera are met (such as being in a fluorine atmosphere). For example a pile of sand will not combust. It will _melt,_ but it will not combust.

[@cjn0]

If a fire starts in my house, I will make sure to stay near the gray smoke

[@orellinvvardengra6775]

This is the single greatest thing that has ever popped up to watch.

[@kevinhouse4798]

This is sooo funny, we love the green screen videos! Greetings from a little ambulance department in Germany :)

[@KCsFunHouse]

Don’t stop being you sir! Your videos and shorts always make me giggle!

[@thebearded_guardian3671]

this is similarly funny to your Nat'l Geographic Fire Department Edition. These are the best!!! Keep these up!