In traffic at a speed of 9999999, Niko's last date！ - GTA4

[@joemarsden68]

G E E Z L O U I S E

[@ZenSei03042]

what was that 🤔🕵️

[@wilkdc]

@@ZenSei03042 I've never understood this either.

[@soupcangaming662]

@@wilkdc what, the random crash dialogue?

[@soupcangaming662]

"Niko, help, Niko!" *Michelle's car has been destroyed.*

[@tellmo25]

Great last words to the end of a date. 👍 thank you lady.

[@thex2thaz]

The physics, the seriousness of the conversations, the deformations in the car. Gets me every time.

[@villari9259]

4:14 WTF 🤣

[@rafastaszak5028]

That's shortcut of all video...😂

[@SaphMiles]

Okay, hear me out...If you sit back and think about it - this is Niko's revenge for being betrayed by Michelle. He made a deal with the modding community to trap the both of them into this purgatory where Michelle gets to relive the same day over and over again and Niko gets this immense joy out of hearing Michelle constantly rat herself out as a FIB agent time and time again 🤯

[@PLAYGAMER2033]

Geez Louise. We got a fanfic regarding this date :D

[@soupcangaming662]

IAA*

[@Mutantgamer]

Sounds like a conspiracy theory from Ron in GTA V.

[@eutropiusbubulcus871]

2:58 - DOUBLE KILL HEADSHOTS

[@sumthingwikked4257]

*honk* *HONK*

[@zemaddonzo3504]

1:33 Police car: T bones pedestrian car at 154 mph Also Police: *"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR WRECKLESS DRIVING!"*

[@00lifeisforliving00]

0:22 that was just so freaking perfect and gratious 0:44 finally, someone stated the obvious!

[@Zoomer30]

0:45 Random NPC gets into a cut scene. That animation was definitely given to an intern. The jaws dont even line up 😂

[@johnstamos5948]

nah you gotta save memory budget so npcs get low priority

[@lurgee1706]

- "I'll get you a new car" Watches Michelle getting yeeted like a bowling ball and set on fire - "Forget about it"

[@hxxdmasta]

It is not her, she is sneaky walking on the other side of the road)) Still got smashed tho

[@closethockeyfan5284]

"So, Niko, you couldn't make the date earlier. What happened?" Woman, do you not see carmageddon happening out here? We should have stayed inside!

[@mluthfiridho1505]

Woman never understand 🗿

[@cecilwhinter]

Even inside would be dangerous xD How do these people survive in this city? You would be going to the restroom & a car would come crashing in your window on the 15th floor.

[@rdx9322]

@@cecilwhinter that wouldnt be a problem if your building Is nearly indestructible as in GTA universe

[@cecilwhinter]

@@rdx9322 True....true. Still, it must be so hard to sleep there. I know cities are awful place for silenced sleep but man...this is unacceptable xD

[@falloutfreek1992]

@@cecilwhinter We gotta tell the city council to fix this ASAP

[@jackp.richardson6415]

4:28 I was crying laughing lmao

[@rafastaszak5028]

Game: NOOOOOO! ☹ YOU CAN'T PASS HERE!!!

[@brobrofog]

I like how everytime they're in the cutscene the cars drive directly into them

[@CAIO-117]

3:07 an NPC literally gets up and trips out of the air and then gets hit by a car flying at 200 km/h

[@mariolovespillows3838]

Lmao

[@Soup_Time346]

This shit is too funny man 😂😂😂

[@Oodychannel]

In some ways, Niko has the same dating experiences that I get

[@Soup_Time346]

New york?

[@crnkmnky]

"I'm feeling lightheadeeeeeeed!" 🍃😎

[@iluminumfalcon8619]

0:54 Oh no? Unbelievable! Lol this never gets old hilarious man.

[@mariolovespillows3838]

0:44*

[@nathanschwartz1169]

11:38 SUPER COP APPEAR

[@liamsmith2405]

Car insurance must be a lot there

[@thystaff742]

What insurance?

[@liamsmith2405]

@@thystaff742 Considering that within a span of 50 metres of any area in liberty city, there is a death by car accident roughly every second. With car insurance, lots of things are considered like damage to cars and damage to buildings. As cars here are being destroyed faster than they can be produced. It would be wise to declare liberty city drivers as uninsurable.

[@Laz_-_Low]

At least he tired right 🥹

[@michaeldonoghue9015]

I’m sure he’s real tired after all these dates

[@nahuelcisneros8433]

Did you mean "tried"?

[@YON_RO]

​@@nahuelcisneros8433at least he tried right

[@hawkeye5955]

Of course Niko is tired from all the cars smashing. He couldn't smash Michelle anymore.

[@soupcangaming662]

@@YON_RO And meat be mired, sight?

[@0slavsan0]

16:19 the sound that Michelle/Karen makes got me rolling for minutes

[@bucket321]

8:54 "OH COME ON!!! I JUST started and the car is dead?!" -probably Niko

[@hehewhynot5828]

German autobahn in a nutshell.😂

[@whitefd2]

"jEeZ LoEeEeZ"

[@Beepers559]

This is just average coruscant driving

[@hawkeye5955]

Now this is pod racing! 😀

[@StalwartTirith]

I love how every car in the city apparently takes it _really personally_ when he fails the date since they all gang up on him in the cutscene lmao! Also gotta love how she's more upset with him as opposed to the cars driving so fast that they're literally swimming through concrete.

[@bekwek3964]

6:18 Niko: Runs over several pedestrians in a row Michelle: *car gets dented by another car* Michelle: This poor car!

[@SimplyTakuma]

01:28 So Karma strikes also to Niko 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ballassahassela]

*car flips 7 times and hits 4 pedestrians*: "you gonna have to take this to the shop!"

[@kvalness4299]

11:38 That cop step in was badass

[@Leo-mj1mt]

Supercop ultracop

[@MikeFoxtrot87]

4:29 what are the odds

[@uTubeNoITube]

16:15-16:20 Niko: "I've had enough of your questions beotch!" *YEEEEEET!* 😂

[@Traveys]

It’s the head scratch that gets me like he’s trying to understand what just happened

[@superaleksibros2]

What got me was the text "Michelle is dead". The game doesn't hesitate even for a millisecond to announce the fact she was instakilled by Niko using the Force on her and the car😂

[@nightking5907]

I like how the car went further than she did 😂

[@biggishbrutbrut6277]

So that’s about 15 cars Niko owe Michelle

[@paulpajuelo9559]

4:29 😂😂

[@neboya21]

holy fuck 😃

[@SilverhairEntertainment9898]

Best Crashes happen at 2:01 then the omega smack comes in at 2:15 OMG THE DAMAGE! I LOVE THIS SERIES xD

[@dogman3362]

8:54 the way the sound gets eerily quiet, the muffled scream, the car is one-shotted, Michelle does a dive and roll Movie-quality scene lol

[@michaeldonoghue9015]

Sometimes you just feel like listening to the radio.

[@ragi_dosa]

And sometimes you feel like getting caught up with Hove Beach criminals.

[@d9zirable]

Sometimes you're going to need to take this to the shop

[@Leo-mj1mt]

@@d9zirable Sometimes you just feel like getting carried away sometimes

[@djkid264]

The first time a random npc gets a cutscene in gta 0:45

[@closethockeyfan5284]

"I'm sorry about the car, Michelle. I can get you a new one." "Do you mean you'd steal one?" No, just take any of the dozen that just launched at us--the drivers can't have survived.😊

[@hawkeye5955]

Well, they're sort of new. Just ignore the minor dents, broken glass, and blood stains of the previous owner.

[@mostverticalproductions4808]

The start of the vid where the dude gets yeeted out of the car and screams has me rolling. Perfect intro.

[@goldinthefurnace]

0:22 bliss inducing chaos ❤😅 love hiw she falls out midair

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

She flippin' bailed in midair lmfaooooo

[@i.timothysanders7334]

1:53 look how she got out the car and got hit 😂😂😂

[@neuroxik]

1:34 "You're going to need to take this to the shop", nevermind that they just got rammed/projected into a building at supersonic speeds

[@whitefd2]

This is by far the best mod in GTA 4/5

[@chancellor05]

3:10 Welp, I think I’ll just die now.

[@EscapedMentalHorse]

... you know there’s going to be one very random time you actually make it unscathed without any collisions... the law of averages 😃

[@ritardstrength5169]

Upvote if you came to sit back, listen to some music, and enjoy the drive

[@Kyle-xe1uq]

"I hope the police didn't see that" Michelle I think at this point we don't need to worry about the police,

[@kylemurray3526]

“So, Niko. What would you say your flaws are?” “Oh, I don’t know. I’m nervous around new people, I make bad decisions now and then. Occasionally, I murder multiple people on a date with my date’s car.”

[@shadrok163]

3:00 omg flying car traffic

[@The13thRonin]

0:45 NEW PROTAGONIST EMERGES.

[@xiICEMANix]

"This isn't fun" .. Yes it is

[@kingbaby8761]

Nag nag nag, I'd crash my own car at this rate

[@Gotham-guardian-pls7t]

Didn't you say you don't like cars and prefer horses?

[@kingbaby8761]

@@Gotham-guardian-pls7t cars are too slow.

[@closethockeyfan5284]

9:12 "Have you got caught up with the Hove Beach criminals, Niko?" Well, he actually just now got caught up with that car missile😂

[@goldinthefurnace]

5:39 😂😂 stee-rike!

[@goldinthefurnace]

13:47 did that car door just accelerate?😅

[@jookaiir979]

13:45 *

[@i.timothysanders7334]

8:55 she dove and rolled 😂😂

[@hyperr7248]

4:14 is Gold lmao

[@darktsuna89]

"Michelle has been scared off" JEEZ LOUISE

[@POPmusicd4u]

She really loves listening to the radio

[@haztepolvo5809]

the screams of terror, the npcs running and dying everywhere, random explosions, feels like a true apocalypse hit liberty city

[@avortinus6031]

0:32 😂😂😂😂

[@sevenspecialpeople]

9:05 niko gets up just to be sent to the stratosphere

[@LifeRx-b4z]

9:42 is the best war dramatization of muffled sounds I've heard yet.

[@pablodelgadoramirez8530]

Michelle must love Niko a great deal to keep going on dates with him at this rate

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

She's really determined to investigate him

[@lgfxch]

As a man of ADHD this video is a godsend

[@LyndlEndique]

She hasn't successfully walked to her house once

[@Excellence478]

pretty bold of her to jump out of the vehicle before it even hits the ground lmao

[@Side_Bar]

0:01 smooth

[@newguy335]

4:14... He didn't even get to enter the door! Come on!

[@thefifthGV]

Imagine taking someone on a date with all this happening and they're new to the area and you're just acting like this is normal 😂

[@Jeganello]

Trollolation at the end 😄😄😄

[@moister3727]

"I hope the police didn't see that" Yeah yeah, very clever

[@露娜專用薩克]

3:00 Was Very Epic Moment

[@Ninjaman3870]

I wouldn’t mind watching niko shove cars into space.

[@goldinthefurnace]

10:36 😂😂😂😂😂 i had to watch that in slomo

[@bicybic]

I. Can't. Stop. Laughinggg

[@Psyrus88]

"TELL ME INTERESTING THINGS!"

[@timetorest1]

6:58 It was so close

[@mattt1994]

Who else finds this much more enjoyable to watch on 0.25 (or 2x) speed?

[@stanleyjohnson771]

average day in liberty city

[@magicwolfbg1874]

I cant believe no-one is talking about the way Niko dodged the flying car in the beginning of the video

[@fushigiman140]

0:23 Michelle:Fire! "Jump out off her car"

[@HowlYaDoin1999]

0:01 Niko dodged a car

[@alexcrawford5350]

6:12 Hahahahaha!, Michelle getting hit by a car the second time and getting launched offscreen!

[@MyNameIsBucket]

jeez louise

[@esaychayareohen]

Probably my favorite car of this series. Modeled after the 2004 Chevy Impala. I miss that car.

[@JMO-FLOW]

0:00 What an introduction!

[@rockybrown7678]

At 2x speed this video is even better!

[@mcdee4890]

3:09 bro forgot hes dead

[@kleptosepto1848]

bro, watching this at playback speed 0.25 is absolutely hysterical

[@jarrettowens6073]

1:29 Perfectly timed CARMA(get it?). Pun intended.

[@stevennussbaum3289]

2:50 double T-Bone, very effectiv

[@astarothander8332]

больше всего переживал за Нико чем за себя

[@sapphire4409]

1:27 haha😂

[@pecashion]

You had many chances for the date... and you shamed me

[@Dona16PG]

0:01 MATRIX!

[@DJFOX1291]

2x speed is hilarious as f***!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@whitefd2]

You should try and beat the campaign with this mod

[@PastaImposter]

The car punch lol

[@jookaiir979]

Dammmnn poor Michelle 16:19

[@mariolovespillows3838]

She deserved it She asked for personal information to snitch ln them se shall parish