STONE COLD 1991 BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@pamcamden]

BIGGEST LAUGHS IN ORDER 5:07 "The Heat Turned Him Up" ☆☆☆☆ 7:01 "Crime Gets Horny" ☆☆☆ 7:41 "The Hard One" ☆☆☆☆ 10:44 "Launchin' Him Into The Can Stand" ☆☆☆☆☆ 11:16 "Y.M.C.Ahhhhh!" ☆☆☆☆☆ 11:44 "Riffin' YEAHHH!!!!" ☆☆☆☆ 13:51 "Oy Vey!" ☆☆☆ 15:45 "Boat Bomb" ☆☆☆☆ 25:07 "Stone Cold Crazy Laughter" ☆☆☆☆ 35:02 "Heli-Xplosion" ☆☆☆☆ 35:34 "Drive By Explosions" ☆☆☆☆☆ 39:13 "Breakin' Thew Glass" ☆☆☆☆☆ 40:26 "Surprise, Motha****a!!" ☆☆☆☆ 40:57 "Leroy Jenkins!!!" ☆☆☆☆☆ 41:49 "eXplod-a-cycle!" ☆☆☆☆☆ 42:14 "Twitchy Gets Shot" ☆☆☆☆ YOUR WELCOME, AMERICA

[@Supreme0757]

Lmaoo thank you

[@pamcamden]

@@Supreme0757 Anything for the people who wanted to see the funny bits.

[@damianstarks3338]

O my god I can’t thank you enough for this !

[@AheadOfTheCurve94]

Hey you… I appreciate and thank you for what you did there

[@kidwaryodproduction]

11:16 I expected Steven Seagal doing this running and slip 😅

[@jamesmason7979]

I love when the camera cuts to Billy and his seat is empty because he ran off laughing. 😂😂🤣

[@southernbellereviews5920]

James Mason Right.....dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂

[@wyntonharrell919]

Me too Brother😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@damianstarks3338]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 o my god yes I died at that point right there !

[@doktor3196]

The "sometimes" he makes it to the show, he's gone falling off the chair.

[@ishathompson8439]

Classic billy! 😂😂😂😂

[@digitaljanus]

Lance Henriksen is so amazing in this film. "You know, it's in moments like this that I think of my father's last words. Which were: 'DON'T SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!'"

[@GHOST91141]

Him and William Forsythe carried the movie

[@ghostme1635]

I know. That was sick. Lance is a legend

[@edwardicus4]

"Dad, can I get Duke Nukem?" " We have Duke Nukem at home." Duke Nukem at home:

[@lilmovieperp3599]

Dad- "DON'T SON, IT'S LOADED!"

[@SpencerMoleda]

Underrated comment

[@damianstarks3338]

@@lilmovieperp3599 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 perfect response to his comment.

[@Xayjohns]

That cooking oil bit had me screamin'. It's like if Kevin McCallister was a cop.

[@paradisecity0406able]

Billy laughing at people doing stupid things in motorcycles has become a godsend lately. I love it!

[@damianstarks3338]

You read my mind here !

[@ericvancleave5268]

His laugh is a national treasure

[@CLDJ227]

@Shark Theory07 I respectfully disagree all three of their laughs are great to hear, it's part of what makes them fun to listen to. 😎😎

[@ericvancleave5268]

@Shark Theory07 I think it is funny if it is truly something hilarious that he is laughing at. When it happens more than twice in a show it becomes distracting

[@CLDJ227]

@Shark Theory07 I think Billy is pretty genuine when he laughs, I never get the sense he's just doing it for attention, it's just more that's how he is.

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

You know that a bad movie review is gonna to be so good when billy start laughing

[@GojiraRising]

Even more so when he gets off the chair in mass hysteria.

[@spyderrrrrrr]

Bro you make this exact comment on almost every video. I'm not mad but it's just weird lmao

[@rrr43875]

Or when Billy is even in the room...

[@jedigrandvelle8844]

That's so true!

[@CharlieD.706]

Not a bad movie though??

[@sandroilpelato7153]

Fun Fact: Lance Henriksen said in his Autobiography that he actually improvised all of his lines in the movie, he even hired real bikers to be extras in his gang

[@codafett]

Oh so he's to blame for these insane lines.

[@Heller103085]

He was illiterate until his late 40s , thats why he made up his lines cause he couldnt read

[@4Everlast]

The guy is a phenomenal talent, and having the face he has, he was fkn made for films.

[@Philbert-s2c]

I'm not generally a fan of "bad" movies but this thing is a classic. It's so obviously self-aware of what it's doing that it almost comes off as a genre parody...and Lance Henrickson is clearly having a blast through the whole thing.

[@bigbabysld]

thank you...this movie is FUN 90's cheese...I love this movie, so over the top it just turns Into a fun ride.

[@chriscorben-green2640]

@@bigbabysld You know what makes Lance Henrickson turn here even more fun? Answer: By watching Stone Cold in a double bill with Hard Target (1993)!

[@bigbabysld]

@@chriscorben-green2640 ...Nice!!!

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Don't forget William Forsythe.

[@Philbert-s2c]

@@doctorthirteen5727 Oh how could we? :)

[@7woundsfist]

I read in an interview with Lance Hendrickson that he and William Forsythe had to come up with their own dialogue because there wasn't any in the script.

[@jamesatkinsonja]

You can tell that because they swear or say 'Man' after most of there lines!

[@gopdogg]

“Stone Cold” is one of my guilty pleasure movies. So bad, yet so good.

[@Philbert-s2c]

It's the literal definition of a "good bad"movie.

[@reneedennis2011]

@@Philbert-s2c Yup.

[@chination1796]

When you hear Billy's laughter you know it's gonna be a good one 😂🤣😂

[@WKADESIGNS]

@Shark Theory07 Honestly I have a similar laugh to Billy's and the exact same reactions. We're just having fun here. 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[@camlucas4623]

Shark Theory07 you get invited to a lot of parties huh bruh?

[@camlucas4623]

Shark Theory07 buuuuuttt they only have him on there for bad movie reviews 😂😂. It’s literally made for laughs but I feel you. His laugh grew on me and makes things funnier imo

[@damianstarks3338]

You read my mind.

[@blackbullet06]

This HAS to be hands down the BEST bad movie review. Ive been laughin my ass off rewinding parts to the point of tears lol

[@AlyssaNerdiful]

Lol Same & I agree XD

[@doctorthirteen5727]

The body count in this movie is equivalent to the population of a city.

[@k.delpino1124]

I was 11 when this movie came out and I knew about 'The Bos'. Didn't see it till it hit cable. Outlandish, cartoonish, hyperviolent. I was most definitely loving this flick. Especially when he's feeding his pet Komodo Dragon that smoothe. This was from the same director of Action Jackson(1988) & I Come in Peace(1990), which have just as much goodness.

[@cremetangerine82]

“Action Jackson” is gloriously stupid, such as the Ferrari during up marble stairs scene!

[@kevinbonilla9399]

"I Come in Piece" Another bad classic!!

[@jamesmason7979]

This movie is ridiculous. This biker gang is so flagrant that they leave behind mountains of evidence behind, but for some reason an undercover investigation is needed. And how are these messy ass bikers taking on trained soldiers?

[@bigbabysld]

that's what makes this movie good...its complety ridiculous.

[@felipelovecraft1767]

Billy always makes this bad movies reviews extra special. Good old bad 90s music and a bootleg Arnold Schwarzenegger with a mullet.

[@reeserichards9283]

The Rat cover band. Yeah, they're called Rodent. I'm rolling laughing. 😂😂😂😂

[@Mysticist]

You know it’s an action movie cliche when even the Cowboy Bebop movie opens with a convenience store robbery!

[@dominicscreativefilms]

I love action movies from the 80-90s. They’re so over the top, even when their bad they’re good.

[@jaythomas468]

No BS. Even when they’re AWFUL, you can’t help but be entertained by them.

[@marlock6573]

9:48 The actress in this scene is Renee O'Connor, best known for playing Gabrielle on Xena Warrior Princess. This actually was her break into acting.

[@Bigedub101]

Damn that is her and I used to have big crush on her when she was on Xena

[@Dadmcbeardface]

The joy of theses bad reviews is Billy’s laughter 🤣

[@elizabethtaylor8428]

Omg, these guys especially Billy's infectious laugh . . . I can't 💀

[@ilikestuffandstuff4127]

Oh my god that was a TOTAL Leroy Jenkins at the end!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@popeye697]

The female hostage played "Gabrielle" on Xena: Warrior Princess

[@Lowclef]

A recording of Billy’s scream laughing should be used as a form of Guantanamo Bay torture.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Early 90s bad films are the best 😂😂😂 wish I was around for stuff like this and cool as ice

[@teejayscottzilla6804]

I was a kid in the 90s and trust me it was awesome

[@shamarremp7089]

I hear ya, I was born in 75 so I grew up with all of the Classics which I still throw on periodically. Just watched Tank Girl yesterday and it was Awesome, I'd definitely recommend that one.

[@guybeleeve]

Kinda became numb to it because there were so many crazy ass action movies at that time. Even jay leno did one, but now we go back and look at these movies and damn near piss our pants laughing at how horrendously ridiculous these movies are. Commando, Die hard and last boy scout was me and my siblings favorite.

[@chination1796]

The 90's was lit

[@michaelsinger4638]

Most notable moment of The Boz's NFL career was him getting run TF over by Bo Jackson.

[@jedigrandvelle8844]

I cracked my side when Korey yells out, "LEROY JERKINS!"

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

Let me say I love a bad movie in the 90’s and Stone Cold was one of those bad good movies. I love Stone Cold and I love the BOZ!! When this movie came out on VHS I ran to my local blockbuster and rented this gem. A few months ago I watch his Documentary on 30 for 30.

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

@Lenin Dominguez so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FaceFamous]

It aint a movie review without Korey touching his eyebrow every minute 😂

[@joshuatabak95]

Bosworth invented the "Athlete is a Brand, not just a player" motto that every athlete today lives. If he played today and not in the 80's, he'd be a billionaire. No social media back then but he did the extreme best he could. This movie is so bad, it was fantastic!!! Thank you for choosing this one to review.

[@voodoochile333]

Are you his boyfriend?

[@richardlegrand4697]

Stone cold is how I would describe Bo Jackson's treatment of bosworth.

[@printezstroman]

Bo knows Boz more than Boz wanted to.

[@FaceFamous]

@@printezstroman lmao 🤣 damn right Bo ran his ass over all the time

[@silvasurfa7962]

"Times like these remind me of my Father's last words, which were: 'Don't son! That gun is loaded!'" 👍😂

[@pinkertonlady]

There was a movie in the 70s in Australia called - 'Stone' where an undercover cop joins a motorcycle gang so it seems like they took some of the plot. Or happened to have a similar idea

[@antonydrossos5719]

10:43 When "Looney Tunes" physics makes it's way into action movies

[@JLEWIS18]

Bo Jackson ended his football career when he ran him over and he realized he wasn’t in college anymore

[@FaceFamous]

Bo knows 😂

[@eugenesutherland7185]

I've laughed hard at DT reviews for years. Not sure I've laughed any harder than the last 6-7 minutes of THIS jewel. The moment of nirvana was the passenger-free motorbike crashing through the window and blowing up the copter. Literal tears!

[@comixproviderftw_02]

JR: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

[@brandynrivas591]

Bosworth 3:16

[@jamesmason7979]

@Raymond Frand It's a WWE reference.

[@chubbubdreamer6904]

@@jamesmason7979 I think that was too.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

@@jamesmason7979 He knows.

[@calibuzz_]

Bosworth was a beast in college not so much in the pros. I watched this movie at the drive ins back in the day. Classic shit lol

[@cluster_f1575]

The one NFL highlight of his I remember is of him getting trucked by Bo Jackson

[@dirksharp9876]

@@cluster_f1575 You may want to watch it again. He barely just got Bo at a bad angle, pretty far from getting trucked. No idea why boomers act like Brian got demolished or something in that play. His pro career wasn't great, looks like too many injuries more so than being a bad linebacker.

[@briesthoughts2261]

I loved this movie as a kid. Lance Henricksen is the best!!!

[@chazherring6808]

Billy's laugh always cheers me up whenever I feel down lol

[@HaleysTusk]

The Seahawks stayed at the hotel I worked every Saturday before their home games. They held meetings, had a meal set up for buffet. Bozworth stayed at our hotel for a period of time at the height of the "Boz" Popularity. I remember walking behind him, his upper torso was huge, but what caught my attention was how small his hands were in proportion to the rest of him.... PS, back in the day after his career, the thing the "Boz" was most well known for as far as his NFL career was a Monday Night Football game that featured "Bo vs the Boz". The biggest highlight of his career was Boz setting up to take on Bo and getting blasted on the way to the end zone: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip-nnXmBibOem6c .... but yes, his strength was how he was able to market his image. It was said he sold "Ban the Boz" T-shirts to unknowing Bronco fans when the Seahawks played Denver.

[@shanes1461]

39:11 That empty chair spin 😂😂😂

[@thequietdreamer2186]

6:47 In the words of Bill Corbett, “Don Triscuttoni ordered that hit.”

[@robinsl27]

To steal a Rifftrax line: a white guy with a goofy haircut, a title referencing subzero conditions, and wer’re not talking about The Vanila Ice bomb Cool as Ice?

[@meghanobrien3045]

The actress being held captive at the grocery store is Renee O'Connor, in about ten years she would have been easily able to lay his ass out on the floor.

[@hanoc101]

That is her. Someone else said it was her but I was sure it only looked like her

[@breedlove94]

Ya'll *need* to cover this director's other movies: Dark Angel (I Come in Peace) and Action Jackson

[@dragoonempire]

Action Jackson definitely. A really enjoyable movie 🍿.

[@chileno189]

@@dragoonempire I Come in Peace is a B movie classic

[@dragoonempire]

@@chileno189 It sure is!!! I just think their review of Action Jackson would be more entertaining than their review of Dark Angel

[@the9-2-5outlawdoestech9]

I love the scene where he takes out the last convenience store robber causing them to slip on some broken glass and Falls like 8 ft into a stack of canned Goods. that was over exaggerated but funny as hell. meanwhile Brian Bosworth is dressed up in a leather trenchcoat looking like he's about to rob the place himself.

[@CinemaATTACKS]

When I was a kid, I had a magazine with an article about the behind-the-scenes of the upcoming movie Stone Cold. I took the magazine to a local hair salon, pointed to a picture of Brian Bosworth's head, and said "I want to look like that".

[@mrjones29]

Stone Cold is a early 1990s classic. Love this guilty pleasure film. Seen it on the big screen in 91, loved it ever since. And Lance Henriksen on memorable bag guy form as Chains gave the film an extra tick for me. Good times.

[@HoboJoe83]

God i miss 80s-90s action movies.

[@mxbblife_mu]

I remember my dad took me to see this when I was 7 🤣 Fun times.

[@the9-2-5outlawdoestech9]

I love Lance Henriksen, that guy is still acting at 82 years old. But he's known for over acting and giving over-the-top performances, usually doing a lot of yelling in science fiction and horror movies.

[@HeyItsAJOmega]

First thing I hear when I start the video up - Billy dying of laughter. Alright, let's strap in, this gonna be good.

[@Nasser851000]

after watching this movie, Korey and Martin must have felt stone cold too XD

[@tylerhackner9731]

Obligatory pun yesss 😂😂

[@paradisecity0406able]

Martin definitely would approve of this pun

[@albertwesker2283]

The most underrated flick of all time dammit yeah I said it! Lance Hendrickson and William Forsyth are two of the most underrated actors of all time

[@TheGrandTurk]

I love this movie. And all those excesses are exactly why I do. Y'all should check out I Come In Peace with Dolph Lundgren next.

[@ConsecDesign]

omg, Dark Angel/I Come in Peace has no regard for stuntmen. love that movie

[@ryanpeterson8668]

Watching Come in Peace now...fits right in

[@jediknightgeo]

Coincidentally also directed by Craig R. Baxley

[@cremetangerine82]

@@jediknightgeo Also, “Action Jackson”!

[@jediknightgeo]

@@cremetangerine82 Yup, which I also love as it's another that's really over the top. Unfortunately Action Jackson, I Come In Peace & Stone Cold were Craig's only theatrical films. He's directed a lot of other stuff after but it's all pretty much straight to television films and tv shows.

[@juliahornback2843]

you know you're in for some fun when it opens with Billy dying of laughter

[@mynxalexandria7905]

i know some people hate billy's over the top hysterical laughter... im not one of these people. his laughter makes it even more funny lmfao.

[@Rodoffunder]

Yoooo can you guys pleaseeee review “Don’t be a Menace in South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood” ?

[@MooneShadow]

OMG this episode was hilarious! I cant stop laughing. Wow the girl he has hostage looks like the girl from Xena Warrior Princess.

[@codered713]

41:01 I can hear Tyrese saying "EJECTO SEAT-O, CUZ!!!!!!!"

[@GregPopabich]

Taped Stone Cold on VHS off of HBO. Me and my buddies watched that hundreds of times! Awesome "bad" film!

[@Telecuhubby]

I cried 5 times during this video 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KageMaxwell]

Cooking oil? That was some Home Alone type of slapstick there.

[@Seanatkins024]

Bo Jackson ran over The Boz goal line in Seattle on Monday Night Football.

[@brandynrivas591]

38:15 . That's one of the best and worst pre-kill lines I've ever heard.

[@yakuza01]

before this covid-19 situation gets sorted out, you need to get to reviewing Double Team with Van Damme and Dennis Rodman. No rush, you got plenty of time though (unfortunately)

[@staceywalker2309]

thank you guys for helping my PTSD and Anxiety with your hilarious reviews

[@jimbrown5091]

Bosworth was a legit star in college...in a day when that meant something. The question is was Bosworth's "Stone Cold" better or worse than Howie Long's "Firestorm"?

[@ddbob1]

Billy's laugh is iconic.

[@flatulenceofexcellence2656]

I can see the future of the Stone Cold series now being revitalized and brought back for the new millennium lol. Get Randy Orton into the Stone Cold remake to be the new Joe Huff. Randy Orton actually resembles Brian Bosworth. At least do a continuation of the movie where Randy plays Joe Huff Jr and Brian Bosworth being his father. Make it a hard R ridiculous comedy just as ridiculously amazing as the first film

[@JerseyNYC83]

Nah it would be just 90-minutes of Orton giving out RKOs from outta nowhere. 😂

[@lawlaw295]

This movie is kinetic, like many action movies in the 85 to 95 stretch. The camp attack scene in Predator 1987 still gets my heart pumping. Every hit has weight and force and consequence.

[@jimmycrackkorn1596]

Despite being a dumb movie, I still enjoy it. One of my favorite guilty pleasures from the 90's.

[@CLDJ227]

This film reminds me of Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger (which they should review as well 😅). I also feel like we need to go back to some of these kind of goofy over the top fun action films of the 80s and 90s.

[@reneedennis2011]

I agree!

[@reneedennis2011]

@Lenin Dominguez Yup.

[@adamclifton29]

10:46 they even broke the laws of physics

[@jedichrist9893]

1:56 Looks like he's about to say "I got balls of Steeeeeel!"

[@digitaljanus]

This movie was such a cocktail of cowboy cop cliches, the main character was already suspended from the cops before the movie even started!

[@barrythompson7336]

I loved this movie. It was so over the top for no reason.

[@the9-2-5outlawdoestech9]

15:55 looks like the Gorton's fisherman never had a chance. how did they put a bomb in the motor of his motorboat?

[@ZakatomiPlaza156]

At the start of the lockdown, Robert Meyer Burnett recommended this film on the John Campea Show. So glad he did because it is truly amazing.

[@quirindongo13]

I am always here ready to see and hear Billy laugh. Boy dies every time. It's always lit when all 3 of you get together and talk bad movies. I adore these.

[@twstf8905]

I liked this movie back when I was a kid lol but mostly because Brian Bosworth, "the Boz" played for the Seattle Seahawks for like a year or two when I was like 10. That was, and still is, my hometown team. My friends and I all shaved our hair like him and everything. 🤣

[@adrianpallis4568]

Remember my dad and I back in 91 was driving through a small german town nothing to do in the evening else than going into the cinema and this was what they showed and it was on German so we did not understand a word but this cinema had tables and a bar so we pushed a button and ordered beers while watching this.

[@b1mw93]

As soon as I heard Billy laugh in the intro I said this Gon b gud lol

[@codafett]

The movie ends in a really weird way because the bad guys essentially win and all Stone Cold does is make sure they don't walk away either.

[@marvintnt1820]

The ending does make sense when you realize he is a suspended cop so he's not good at his job.

[@Ken_Scaletta]

Brian Bosworth came into the League at the same time as Bo jackson. For some reason, Bosworth had a lot of hype coming out of college. one oif the first games of the year was Seattle going up against the Raiders with Bo Jackson. The matchup was being touted. Jackson vs. Bosworth. Who's going to be the star? Bo Jackson ran over Bosworth like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. There was no doubt after that. From that moment, everyone knew Bosworth was a bust.

[@acereporter73]

The hostage in that first scene...Renée O'Connor aka Gabrielle from Xena, Warrior Princess.

[@scruffynerd84]

I watched live last night and man that was one of the best episodes. I've seen this movie before from RiffTrax and it just so damn ridiculous. I'm glad Korey got to experience this madness that is STONE COLD!

[@BooshMasterOriginal]

It’s a damn shame that Don LaFontaine’s voice is tied to bs like this

[@angelsmilkyway4352]

The priest rapped the gang member. That's why he died

[@sonikku956]

Rapped? Did he make a diss track or something?

[@Sergotron]

This gave me a good laugh. Great video, would love to see more like this that new movies aren't being made anymore.

[@djmizzou3030]

Thank God for you all. Your podcasts make me so happy.

[@christianninsananda9626]

9:50 OMG... the hostage is Gabrielle from Xena Warrior Princess!

[@jessediaz1293]

Lance Henricksan as Chains, was the shit in this movie! "This reminds me of what my fathers' final words to me was before he died... BE CAREFUL SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!!!!" Then he shoots everybody in the room.🔫 🔫😱🔫 🔫. Love this flick. Classic.

[@KENNNNYSPEAKS]

Guys the next review has to be the Toxic Avenger series! Y’all would love it!

[@pluggedscope3007]

Na "BLACK DYNAMITE"

[@brookswilliams5239]

BOTH!!! LOL

[@josiahalcorne]

Excitement at reading the words "Stone Cold" in my recommended videos list a level 8. Realizing it's a Brian Bosworth "Stone Cold" and not a Steve Austin "Stone Cold" a level 10. Realizing it's a Double Toasted review, pure ecstasy followed by a creeping panic that I have died and gone to heaven giving way to a blissful acceptance that it wouldn't be such a bad afterlife.

[@damianstarks3338]

When I was little and saw this movie I thought it was cool now that I am older I have forgotten how batshit and cartoonish this movie is.

[@theantithesis1]

OMG that hostage from the beginning was Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess