The Worst Films of 2017

[@TheRoflcer]

Because I know some people will want this. Dave 10 - 2:24 - 5:53 -12:04 - 17:55 -24:32 - 33:43 - 41:16 - 49:38 - 1:01:43 - 1:14:10 Brad 10 - 3:35 - 9:18 - 15:33 - 21:45 - 29:53 - 38:31- 45:08 - 53:55 - 1:08:56 - 1:25:46

[@bushbasher85]

You are awesome!

[@shanenichols5188]

Here's some timestamp shortcuts of Dave and Brad choices; in case you forgot the title of the movie they're talking about during your watching anytime through the video: Dave[10]- 2:25 Brad[10]- 3:47 Dave[9]- 5:55 Brad[9]- 9:18 Dave[8]- 12:05 Brad[8]- 15:34 Dave[7]- 17:57 Brad[7]- 21:46 Dave[6]- 24:33 Brad[6]- 29:54 Dave[5]- 33:45 Brad[5]- 38:34 Dave[4]- 41:18 Brad[4]- 45:09 Dave[3]- 49:41 Brad[3]- 53:56 Dave[2]- 1:01:44 Brad[2]- 1:09:00 Dave[1]- 1:14:11 Brad[1]- 1:25:46 Sorry to anyone who posted a comment similarly; I was just posting my results for fun.

[@RockPaperWindow]

Shane Nichols Thank you :)

[@the_agate_gate3782]

Thank you for posting this, good sir. :)

[@Robkinggozer]

Shane Nichols How dare you.

[@theitalianalien8477]

You have a funny sense of fun.

[@jswalton2009]

Shane Nichols Q

[@dunes8817]

The Bye Bye Man should have gone for a childhood horror angle because at least then the goofy title would have been justified.

[@ericatheempress6698]

Dunes8 that's what I thought when I heard it the first time

[@scitechian]

It sounds like the title of a Veggie Tales episode parodying a horror movie. (With a Biblical angle, of course.)

[@JuFated]

It couldve been like the Babadook but nop

[@user36able]

Yeah, the story could have been like the game Among the Sleep, where it’s all from the perspective of a very young toddler and you don’t know if what you’re seeing is imaginary or not.

[@APPictures9]

38:34 for The Emoji Movie (for Brad). 1:14:10 for The Emoji Movie (for Dave).

[@Morbos1000]

I love that you do a 5 minute video on the best of 2017 and an hour and a half on the worst!

[@jacobniedermayer8924]

In all fairness, the good ones get enough coverage XD

[@Valdagast]

Morbos1000 Think of it a cleansing ritual before fifty shades freed...

[@Zanzoltan]

I think I kind of understand why. When a movie is bad, one tries it's best to warn people. We don't want you to see a movie that's gotta take your time, and leave you like "F.ck, when this piece of sh.t is gonna end?". However, when a movie is good, or really great, I think people love to say "You should watch it. I don't want to spoil you. It's so good, that each moment is gonna be an adventure". So that's why when a movie is really bad, you don't really give two f.cks about spoiling everything, since it's more of a torture to seat through it. Well, at least, that's my opinion on the subject...

[@planescaped]

Good movies I'd rather see. Bad movies I want to mock and riff and mercilessly laugh at.

[@benmcfee]

You two should be proud. I don't see many top 10 lists that are so beloved, despite the fact that they're over 1 1/2 hrs and are just you two talking. Few people can hold that much attention with just their personality and voice.

[@Valdagast]

benmcfee Brad has a lot of charisma, and seeing grumpy Dave is always fun.

[@benmcfee]

Valdagast Agreed on both counts. The whole Midnight Screenings crew are charismatic AF.

[@Valdagast]

benmcfee I think it's because they really are interested in and love what they do.

[@noreehix5714]

To be fair Brads voice is ambrosia and Dave is angry Dad whats not to love?

[@benmcfee]

Tobe Fair? Is that you? But seriously, you're right.

[@AussieDragoon]

It's not everyday that you're watching a movie that makes you forget how movies are supposed to work. Thank you The Snowman.

[@Judgeman03]

I love how Best Man Holiday still gets brought up to this day.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Judgeman03 i still gotta see that.

[@cameronclophus7998]

there's a sequel coming. The Best Man's Honeymoon

[@TheRealConcertKing]

"Sweet! Finally the worst of 2017!" *Sees that it's over an hour and a half.* "Welp, this should be interesting"

[@gRinchY-op5vr]

2017* 😉

[@Rhomega]

Posting a year into the future, I see.

[@TheRealConcertKing]

Leave it to Brad to already know which movies are going to suck. But for real, it takes me like 10 months to get used to writing out the new year when I put dates on things, but the time I'm referring to 2017, I put the current year....

[@layne721]

what's great was that I clicked on it thinking it might be a shorter video, but then I saw the length and was like "yup, I guess I live here now."

[@MystifiedBeef]

NERRRR! Last Jedi isn't on either of your lists clearly you're being paid off by Disney! #Sarcasm

[@diobrando5896]

MystifiedBeef it just means its wasn't the worst movie of the year doesn't mean it's good.

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

Brad, PLEASE review all of these Mormon movies Laura is showing you, they sound absolutely incredible. Also, I love the description of The Case for Christ as Spotlight crossed with the Cristiano Brothers’ Crime of the Age.

[@jessielefey]

Mormon month!

[@cartooncritic7045]

Interesting

[@emilygracey]

I can't plead for Saturday's Warrior enough. I could totally wait for musical September too. It is practically begging for the Snob to tear it a new asshole. I was raised Mormon, defected at 15 and that it is one of my most vivid memories of my time there.

[@ericosullivan2886]

The Case For Christ was well made. In terms of acting, cinematography, etc. It has a terrible script, with laughably bad arguments (and I'm not an atheist). Granted, the book was equally bad, so I'm not sure how the film could have been better (and still followed the book's basic cannon).

[@randalgraves6979]

Booooooooo Urns

[@SpongeyTheEditor]

Fun fact: Emoji Movie started as a passion project from Tony Leondis, until Sony got their hands on it. So there's that.

[@anikmonette2140]

Spongey444 Really? That's sad! But still a little skeptical on the result to be honnest...

[@athina_leon]

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[@randalgraves6979]

There’s Spongey.

[@TheBrianJ]

"This movie is so bad, that watching it, I suddenly didn't know how movies worked." That line is making me laugh way, way, WAY too hard.

[@CynicalBastard47]

Let There Be Light. A passion project. By someone who has been in several reports on anti-LGBT activity by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

"FUCK BRAD JONES!" Best way to lose monetization ever.

[@planescaped]

Also the best way to get a reply from Brad. Seriously, 80% of the time I see him comment on his youtube videos, it's to spar with someone either trolling him or flaming him. XD

[@liffeyninja2464]

I watched The Snowman last week and it changed my life.

[@IsaacV24]

LiffeyNinja For Worse?

[@WTFisTingispingis]

LiffeyNinja That was MAGICAL.

[@MareCat31]

Fun cover art tho

[@SexyButCurious]

I rather attempt to read the book then watch the film.

[@GasmaskAvenger]

As much as Val Killer's voice?

[@Valdagast]

Halle Berry needs to fire her agent. With a chainsaw.

[@scitechian]

Out of a cannon.

[@noreehix5714]

Halle Berry needs to go back to acting school she is so one note nowadays

[@Valdagast]

I think that's a function of the movies they put her in. She can be great - she has won an Oscar ffs.

[@crislie4149]

Do you know what happens to an agent when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else

[@lunabearsong2043]

Cris Lie Lol! Her as Storm was great!

[@ColeYote]

Yeah, I'm a Razzie voter and I've got Emoji Movie down for every award it's nominated for. And I voted for it in literally every category for the nomination ballot, including ones where I had to write it in. It's the only film I can think of where I'm genuinely offended that it even *exists,* just for how soulless and designed-by-committee it is.

[@wheresmy100ksubsdude5]

How do you become a razzie voter?

[@CatLives9]

"Chips" was trash. Pure, utter trash. It angered me, too. I don't get Hollywood's obsession with anilingus and rim jobs. It's never funny in any context and was totally out of place in that movie. The tv show wasn't a masterpiece by any means, but it still was a classic gem from the 70's and deserves a much better updated adaptation. Pathetic filth movie.

[@ItsOver9000000]

I love how the best list was only 5 minutes and the worst list is as long as the Madea Halloween movies

[@RichardBatchelorComposer]

Well that's my evening sorted, thanks guys, (grabs popcorn)

[@AaronTheDogMMA]

This is legit like hanging out with friends. Sorry if this sounds pathetic

[@maxsrebro6072]

Not at all man it's cool that our era in time makes that possible

[@juliahornback2843]

it really is. I love these fucking guys 😂😂

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

I’m honestly kind of shocked to see King Arthur: Legend of the Sword didn’t make the list after how visceral you got in that Midnight Screenings episode.

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

I see way more than 10 terrible movies a year.

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

Stoned Gremlin Productions Oh certainly. I think the Uwe Boll comparisons inflated my expectations for where that one would rank on the final list.

[@MysteriousMrL]

You guys put the Razzies to shame. Baywatch getting a Razzie nomination over Chips shows how little thought is put into them. That and The Snowman wasn't nominated for anything.

[@meganwalker3657]

Now I want to see you do a month of these Mormon movies.

[@SuperCrimsonKing]

Birth of the Dragon is only #10? Oh this is gonna be fun........

[@MareCat31]

Dylan Paterson I completely forgot about this movie even being a thing

[@themastabastard1744]

LadyRedHawk lol same. Perfect example of a movie we want to forget

[@benjamin_burke]

1:10:04 That Linkara impersonation, I died

[@kierenbuckley370]

I maintain The Mummy film can be on the worst films of 2017

[@jamesmcmahan1236]

Best movie built around a faith message I have probably ever seen is likely still "Oh, God" with George Burns.

[@VegimorphtheMovieBoy]

I was thinking about that too!

[@leifeday]

Please tell me Brian and Sarah's list is coming soon as well

[@Amitlu]

yes I need my sarah adorableness

[@ethantone4074]

leifeday Sarah got sick last Friday and she's recovering from it and them getting sick recently is the reasons the list was delayed but Eh I hope that comes out soon as well

[@leifeday]

Yeah like everyone on Team Snob has been getting sick but I hope she gets well soon!

[@brianstraight9308]

We all need Sarah's adorableness.

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

Sarah is an utter delight, and always manages to bring a smile to my face!

[@SuperMarkerComicBro]

Is it sad that when you guys started talking about good roles Vin Diesel has played, the first two I thought of were a giant robot and an alien tree, neither of which talk that much and are animated characters?

[@caitlynnhatch9254]

SuperMarkerComicBro I mean when ever I think of Vin Disel I can only think of him singing a lullabye in order to avoid traps set by a dead father to protect something. And I am not kidding he sang a lullabye and did the actions in the lullabye in order to avoid traps, DEADLY traps, like knock out gas, FLAME THROWERS. But not to mention the subplot of the older brother(?) Playing the telegraph boy turned Nazi from the Sound of Music. The Pacifer is an odd movie...it also had a pet duck

[@kgraves2269]

He is a better actor than most people give him credit for. Those movies where he is big and bad and bald are ok, but his true skill is to bring emotion to his character through few words. I am Groot in some scenes almost had me crying.

[@lunabearsong2043]

Kat Tastic Agreed. He should do more voice acting. His performance as the Iron Giant makes me cry every time.

[@kait112]

Ahaha, the Mormon movies comment had me in stitches. I was raised Mormon too and I've seen like all of them. It's true, they're absurd.

[@Mrgranturismo4ever]

Kaitlin Taylor is it true that mormons sterilize people if they curse?

[@kait112]

Yup. I've been sterilized, and so is everyone I know. Mormons are very well known for not being able to have children and for being close to dying off from lack of kids.

[@laurajanelukejones5910]

Haha they're absurd and totally amazing. I love them, with The R.M. being my favorite.

[@pajamaparty01]

I knew it!

[@cartooncritic7045]

I would expect nothing less from the same sect that brought us The Buttercream Gang.

[@Lightfyre281]

Oh, please do a Snob episode on The Stray XD

[@KNadoli]

i'm a simple man, i see Brad and Dave's worst, i watch

[@KNadoli]

.........wait, what? i'm too confused to be mad at that

[@powergirl8720]

Krishna Nadoli Don't listen to him, I like your name

[@KNadoli]

oh thank you :)

[@ApesAmongUs]

When comparing CHIPS to Baywatch, you sure use a lot of words that could be summed up by just pointing to a picture of Dwayne Johnson.

[@Jon_the_Wizard]

You'd think Michael Hickenbottom could've pulled out a decent performance, considering how long he's been performing. Must've lost his smile again.

[@directorraney]

59:16 "There was no love that went into this film, there was certainly no craft" You know, I might actually want to see Boo 3! if it went into Lovecraft territory.

[@huerfanoproducciones]

Finally! I was saving weed for this one

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

La respuesta es caballo.

[@MareCat31]

Hmmm,there's an idea, might get a bit drunk for this later

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen Huérfano Producciones (aka Crítico Histérico) is the Chilean version of the Nostalgia Critic and "la respuesta siempre es caballo" is a running gag from one of his reviews.

[@ramsfan0868]

Smoking weed right now.

[@ericosullivan2886]

Finally! I was saving the blood of a virgin for just such an occasion.

[@BruceGiffordJustMyOpinion]

My own worst 10, so far (because I haven't seen all the crappy movies I plan to see from 2017) would have to be: 10. Pitch Perfect 3 9. Spark: A Space Tail 8. The Bye Bye Man 7. The Star 6. Just Getting Started 5. Bad Kids of Crestview Academy 4. The Bronx Bull 3. Dark Night (Not the Dark Knight) 2. The Crash 1. Tyler Perry's Boo 2! A Madea Halloween Dishonorable mentions: Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, XX, The Emoji Movie, Unforgettable, Arsenal, Friend Request, The Space Between Us, Wish Upon, Transformers: The Last Knight, Rings, and Despicable Me 3. By the way, I've seen 169 movies from 2017, so far. It will be 170 this weekend since one of my home theaters is finally getting The Shape of Water!

[@johnsmithy9850]

BruceGifford JustMyOpinion Man, kudos, that’s like... 130 more than me

[@BruceGiffordJustMyOpinion]

John Smithy Both MoviePass and my review channel give me an excuse to see as many movies as I can, even some of the worst out there.

[@johnmarion3599]

Dave/10 - 2:26 Brad/10 - 3:49 Dave/9 - 5:56 Brad/9 - 9:19 Dave/8 - 12:06 Brad/8 - 15:35 Dave/7 - 18:00 Brad/7 - 21:47 Dave/6 - 24:33 Brad/6 - 29:56 Dave/5 - 33:46 Brad/5 - 38:34 (And Dave’s #1) Dave/4 - 41:18 Brad/4 - 45:12 Dave/3 - 49:40 Brad/3 - 53:58 Dave/2 - 1:01:45 (And Brad’s #1) Brad/2 - 1:09:01 Dave/1 - 1:14:10 (And Brad’s #5) Brad/1 - 1:25:47 (And Dave’s #2)

[@Mantis42]

Apparently they just straight up weren't able to film all of The Snowman's scenes and the movie was cobbled together

[@GasmaskAvenger]

Mantis42 by Scorsese's editor, nonetheless.

[@grobanlover292]

6:45 "Well this is going to be a quick video" *Checks length* *Stares into camera like the Office*

[@29AndreG]

My Top 10 Rotten Eggs of 2017 1. Let There Be Light 2. The Emoji Movie 3. Rings 4. The Snowman 5. Fifty Shades Darker 6. The Book of Henry 7. CHiPs 8. The Dark Tower 9. The Mummy 10. King Arthur and The Legend of The Sword Films that didn't make it (reasons why):•Monster Trucks (Didn’t make it) •Boo 2 A Madea Halloween (Didn't make it) •Ghost in the Shell (Didn't make it) •Valerian and The City of a Thousand Planet (Didn’t make it) •The Hitman’s Bodyguard (Wasn’t that bad) •A Cure for Wellness (Didn’t see it) •The Circle (Didn’t make it) •Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tells (Wasn’t that bad) •Transformers: The Last Knight (Didn’t make it) •Justice League (Wasn’t that bad) •Father Figures (Didn’t make it) •Geostorm (Didn’t make it) •Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Didn’t make it) •Snatched (Didn’t make it) •Pitch Perfect 3 (Didn’t see it) •Jigsaw (Didn’t see it) •Daddy’s Home 2 (Didn’t make it) •The Great Wall (Didn’t make it) •The Bye Bye Man (Didn’t see it) •Collide (Didn’t make it)

[@MrJackblack7]

29AndreG Hitman's Bodyguard was fun. To me it wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

[@Dalia1784]

I hated working the theater when The Bye Bye Man came out. I had to stay in the theater making sure none of teens were acting out. I just remember cops coming in and nearly getting in a fight with a patron cause they wouldn't get off their phone annoying the folks behind them.

[@blaisetelfer8499]

Wait, somebody was so intent on watching the Bye Bye Man that they called the cops?

[@Dalia1784]

@@blaisetelfer8499 It was my manager that called the cops. A few of the patrons were trying to fight with me and the staff cause they kept disrupting the movie and we had already threatened to kick them out.

[@madgang201]

The more you guys talk about The Stray, the more I really wanna see a Snob review if it! 😃

[@ruyekahatori3073]

"Let There Be Light" did you mean: Chick Tracts: The Movie?

[@perfectharbinger1398]

I am genuinely amazed at the lack of King Arthur: Legend of the Sword on your list, Brad. Don't get me wrong, all 10 movies on your list were FUCKING. AWFUL and deserved to be shit-talked more. But going back and watching the Midnight Screenings, you seemed more annoyed and pissed off at the Midnight Screenings for King Arthur: Legend of the Sword than you were in the videos for about half of the movies that were on your list. I actually expected it to be #2 between CHIPS and Let There Be Light. This isn't a complaint, but MAN was that surprising. Then again, it's always fun when these, unintentionally or not, become unpredictable. Great list regardless and I always love this annual tradition of seeing you and Dave continue to shit on movies.

[@Philbert-s2c]

That was one of the few that came out last year that I've seen. It was god awful. I mean, awful in a way that should make the makers of this film blush at how awful it was. Charlie Hunnam is a terribly overrated actor but this performance was worse than I thought that even he could pull off. Total waste of a couple of good actors (like Jude Law) and that's it.

[@adamcheek2244]

I remember the review of The Bye Bye Man and their comments on the crowds. That sounded like an absolute hell. Glad most of the audiences when I see movies seem to be respectful haha...easily one of my favorite Midnight Screenings of 2017

[@ashleyh836]

My niece brought over the Emoji Movie and I got to watch it tonight. Probably b/c I was sitting in my own living room, watching her copy of it, able to sing out "and at last I've seen the light" while Jean & Jailbreak are on the boat that I find this movie to be meh/ok. Plus Jacksfilms making fun of it all year helped.

[@h0lly_blue]

this is what I've been looking forward to, _here we go lads_ can't wait for if we get a Brian and Sarah edition of this too -and also I'm eager to hear Sarah's thoughts on Fifty Shades 3 when it comes out-

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

I think it's out in two weeks.

[@rustyshackleford6633]

Man, Dave was so entertaining to listen to. I sure do miss him on this channel.

[@nickgagnon3626]

What happened to him?

[@rustyshackleford6633]

@@nickgagnon3626 Brad moved to Chicago and Dave has kids and a real job lol.

[@nickgagnon3626]

@@rustyshackleford6633 OK. Thanks.

[@MalescoM]

DAVE: BRAD: 10 - 2:24 10 - 3:35 9 - 5:53 9 - 9:18 8 -12:04 8 - 15:33 7 - 17:55 7 - 21:45 6 -24:32 6 - 29:53 5 - 33:43 5 - 38:31 4 - 41:16 4 - 45:08 3 - 49:38 3 - 53:55 2 - 1:01:43 2 - 1:08:56 1 - 1:14:10 1 - 1:25:46

[@googolplexians]

Why was Boss Baby nominated for every single animation award?

[@cass465]

Ashley Butts right??

[@automatontonic]

Because the academy doesn't give a fuck about animated movies.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Ashley Butts Slow year.

[@scitechian]

Because Coco's going to win all of them, but they needed to fill out the number of nominees anyway.

[@MontyPythonFanatic2]

They decided it seemed more dignified than nominating movies named The Lego Batman Movie and Captain Underpants, even though those were better movies (and I thought The Boss Baby was okay-not-great).

[@wraitsoth]

"You have an hour and 39 minutes left to live" Me: Sick new Brad and Dave video

[@willday9316]

Fifty Shades of Satan's Toenail

[@beejay271]

I thought Dave was Seth Rogan in the thumbnail lol

[@zaroelke4066]

If anyone complains about Dave's list, you have to remember that Sarah did have a kid in 2017. Kid's a bigger priority

[@culwin]

Brad has two cat children and can still see plenty of movies.

[@Clay3613]

Cats can fend for themselves, babies can't.

[@hoodedman6579]

Given that that person used the phrase "Cat Children", I suspect that he was joking.

[@stevesmith1496]

zar oelke Take that back!!!

[@gtd2712]

Yeah, cause babies are super known for their capacity to cooperate.

[@Collageman90]

I blame the Madea movies for the bloody tragic events that have being happen in today's world. Also I would rather watch the Ernest movies more than the Madea movies cause they were more fun and had the best Santa Claus in movie history.

[@LaurenAwesomesauce1]

Let there be light was just a middle eastern and atheist hating movie. My boyfriend (born in Iran) was so mad at that movie that he now tweets at Kevin daily shit talking him

[@Genin99]

Since Kevin Sorbo is doing movies like God's Not Dead1 and Let There Be Light, I now consider him someone to avoid if he's a guest at a convention.

[@catrachocolo]

Yes! Right on time! Was about to have dinner and was thinking what movie I could watch simultaneously - but this will do. Thanks, guys!

[@EnsignRicky011]

I can't decide what I want more, a Rifftrax of The Snowman, or a Snob episode of The Snowman.

[@wassera9093]

I watched 'Collide' too. I am reminded of it now after completely forgetting it existed.

[@D0ug1997]

"CHIPS is why I went easy on Baywatch" -Brad, 2018.

[@heisensaul5538]

The Bye-Bye Man was probably my favorite midnight screening video from last year.

[@GBmovieluv]

The way they described their experience with that movie reminds me of mine and my friend's experience with White Noise the part about the crowd they were with.. How we were with a crowd of (other) teenaged girls first crazy in the theater before the movie started and loud screams that got predictable at point while at the same time my friend and I were plenty scared too where close to the end was the first movie we walked out on and got vouchers for our next movie

[@tintinismybelgian]

The movie "Gandhi with a Gun" is something I would pay good money to see.

[@horrornado9121]

Some evangelicals can't stand it that people can get along without the idea of a God. Kind of demented, actually.

[@Genin99]

They also can't stand people who don't practice their version of Christianity, people who worship the Abrahamic God in different ways or people that worship other Gods.

[@Zanzoltan]

You know it's gonna be good, if they make a video of feature length, to explain and prove their reasons for the worst movies of 2017...

[@basicindiebro]

*sees Brad's last pick* *sees that there's 10 minutes left* o heck yea

[@benmcfee]

Hey, now that neo-McCarthyism is now a thing, I wonder when we'll see Kevin Sorbo's take on the new Red Scare. Maybe he can do a remake of "If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?"

[@bunnybismuth]

benmcfee Neo-McCarthyism. No, bro, now go.

[@benmcfee]

Nice try; no buy, but good shot, Big Guy.

[@scitechian]

Neo-McCarthyism started during the 2007-2008 presidential campaign. Remember how Obama was (according to such distinguished scholars as Rush Limbaugh and Bubba, my moonshine connection down the street) going to declare America a socialist Muslim nation and take away our guns?

[@anikmonette2140]

scitechian Well, a lot of you don't know how to use them, maybe it's time to do something...

[@benmcfee]

scitechian On that point, I think you're right. If not in 2007-2008, then arguably in 2012, when Mitt Romney tried to smear Barack Obama as a Russian stooge... and if not then, then *definitely* in 2013 when Edward Snowden was granted asylum in (where else?) Russia. Either way, a New Cold War is something the corporations that own the United States have been salivating over since 1989, and over the last ten years, we've been slowly primed to accept it by the same media that lied to us about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.

[@jessaminehaak8253]

Out of the two lists, Dave and Brian's worst movies, and Oscar nominations, I'm definitely more interested in this one XD

[@odinoco]

No Bryan list this year? Truly, God has left us

[@thenightrider2121]

People just need to axe Brad the right questions regarding Bear-ian's list.

[@moomoopuppy5810]

What does your "jesus " hoodie say below the picture of the zig zag logo guy?

[@fortblocks]

Did Brad just mention Jake without getting heated?

[@jackkain7141]

If you read any articles on the making of that movie, what you're saying about missing scenes is legit true because the director has flat out said, "Yeah, we ran out of money and couldn't shoot like 15% of the scenes we needed to"

[@stugod5000]

awesome video, have you seen the trailer for the pure flix film about samson... oh god im waiting for that review

[@BullSession]

That's 50 Shades Freed, Brad. Darker was the second one.

[@GBmovieluv]

I will say from the trailer of 50 Shades Freed it almost caught my attention if there was a way to focus on Jack Hyde about as much as the other stuff if not more so I would see it. I know it's not the point/idea of the 50 Shades of Grey Trilogy but I know Stoned Germlins and Channel Awesome has talked about movies that have characters or plots that don't fit in a movie before

[@cass465]

Dave and Brad are so Phoebe and Chandler

[@PsychicGirl]

cassius v which one's which?

[@cass465]

PsychicGirl Dave was born to be Chandler.

[@geoffreypeterson8903]

Yes, the real worst movie of the year was totally Jesus, Bro. Did you see the review it got from the Dove Network?!

[@jodawoe]

I totally forgot that Shawn Michaels was in Gavin Stone... I didn’t see the the movie, but I remember hearing that he was in it...

[@Jon_the_Wizard]

WWE were pushing that movie hard when it came out since HBK was in it. Every time they cut to the general manager in his office, there was a poster for it. I'm pretty sure that was the only advertising anyone did for that stupid thing.

[@PaceBreaker]

Waiting for WWE FIlms to produce their own...

[@SuperDevolution]

It's funny that you bring up Ernest Goes to Camp. I just started a class taught by the cinematographer of that film.

[@artistwithouttalent]

So are Brian and Sarah doing one or is it just you and Dave this year? 11:46 * Must * * Not * * Make * * Slaver * *Brian * *Joke * 41:09 What if _The Emoji Movie_ was an experiment by Dr. Forrester? 52:22 I'm just now remembering this film, and only because you guys referred to _Baby Driver_ as, "Better _Collide."_ 1:05:20 I know Dave didn't see this one, but, " * Naomi Watts, crying * One kid died, man." 1:20:57 "This is confusing! Is it sexist to hit you? Is it *MORE* sexist to _not_ hit you? I mean, the line gets real, blurry...

[@okCarmy]

Why do your friend look like seth rogen

[@cloak5857]

Dave is 108. Why do Seth Rogen look like him?

[@Gunngirl]

On the thumb nail I thought it was him lol

[@aharddaysnightmare]

1:16:59 any reason why it went silent when he mentioned the R rating?

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

should've had Dave at my viewing of Into the Spiderverse last December. There were two kids behind me and my friend being so damn rowdy, and I didn't have the gut to tell them to shut up. Meanwhile, my friend, who got up twice to ask an employee (she works there so she knows them) to come in to quiet them down, was considering leaving, putting on the vest, then coming back into tell them off herself. (I think she said she would tell them they would be banned from the theater if they didn't keep quiet)

[@TheBadGuy235]

I hear you on the tween thing Brad. Same thing happened to me, my wife, and a couple of our friends when we were on a double date and saw Lights Out. Kids that age are...they're just terrible. It didn't help that the movie wasn't very good either.

[@VirtualBoy500]

The video I've been looking forward to all month! Let's do this!

[@cti190]

I've seen quite a few Mormon movies and I gotta give them props, They aren't preachy (unlike a lot of Christian films) and they don't seem to take themselves too seriously.

[@Genin99]

In order to confirm that Irving saw an Ohio license plant on the van, I watched parts of Diary of a Wimpy Kid the Long Haul, to look at the license plate and I can confirm that the van has an Ohio license plate. Also the movie wasn't filmed in Ohio ether.

[@infinitewordcount]

Funny, your opinion of Alien: Covenant, that it was trying to be two different movies, was my opinion of Prometheus.

[@kkme7]

Waited for this! Thanks so much!

[@MrJackblack7]

My list for 2017 1. The Emoji Movie 2. Transformers: The Last Knight 3. The Mummy 4. Fifty Shades Darker 5. Kingsman: The Golden Circle 6. Alien Covenant 7. XXX: Return of Xander Cage 8. The Bye Bye Man 9. Rough Night 10. Birth of The Dragon

[@MrJackblack7]

AllHailBoognish The difference is that Game Night looks pretty fun.

[@patadams7282]

That moment when you realize that there were 7 whole movies worse than Fifty Shades Darker.

[@ruyekahatori3073]

Wife? Did you just get married? I could've sworn just a while ago (the Fuller House binge), you said girlfriend

[@EmberMcLain87]

how to tell if you have a stupid horror film checklist: 1. it releases in january or in the summer. 2. it's rated PG 13. odds are if it's both then of course you got a cheap horror film that wouldn't scare the shit out of a 6 year old.

[@Alejandro-or8ot]

Yessssss, was looking forward to this for so long, thanks guys.

[@yvonnerogers6429]

I very much enjoyed your annual rant about crummy movies. Thank you for making it. I'm happy to hear that Sarah's arrives tomorrow because that means she must be feeling better. Best. By the way, this proved longer than "Kidnap." :)

[@bunkerzero]

Really enjoying the list have ever thought about a podcast?

[@shannonpace512]

I kind of love Dave's silent laugh.

[@TheRcanmeananything]

Brad I love your Snoopy pants.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

Speaking of the Bye Bye Man, did you guys hear about the Slender Man movie coming out? I got a trailer for it the other day in front of another video and I was just wondering if it would better or worse than the Bye Bye Man