Angry Asian Murder Hornets - The Cinema Snob

[@almostideal1306]

This is why 2020 will be remembered as "The Year of Too Much Time on Their hands".

[@noahkarpinski1824]

And riots. Dont forget the riots

[@Gideon13397]

@Brian Hebert people doing dumb things.

[@Jakeinlivincolor]

It's a great year for Styx to make a comeback, since they too have Too Much Time on Their Hands

[@aarondavis8943]

I remember it as a time when I was left alone and could get scripts by phone consults. I had heaps of time off and the government gave me money. Fun times. Also the Cinema Snob videos were really good during the pandemic. Some of his funniest work and the output was huge.

[@jngr1]

Why does this movie make make me long for the impeccable professionalism of a Neil Breen movie?!

[@Gideon13397]

Because it's not even a real movie.

[@megatron6713]

Because Neil breen movies at least have the insanity and worlds worst acting stuff to make it fun.......

[@AC-gb7do]

So, this guy is single handedly making Asylum movies look better in comparison.

[@megatron6713]

(In snobs cadence,) That must have been the plan the whole time......

[@deelane9730]

"now I know who stole my dvd collection" damn that's like a ten year call back Does the current audience even know about that?

[@lifegood3322]

We do now! 😂

[@nb8817]

“She looks so friendly and gay.” Well that’s another quote that’s definitely going on my grave.

[@ToHoldNothing]

And you can watch the review it came from on the channel, probably, Fun In Balloonland, which is...really weird as I recall, though I forget if I have it on my main HD of "Channel Awesome" producers in the Cinema Snob folder, might have to trim again anyway

[@chayden153]

Me too

[@bones22j]

“Amityville in the Hood” is in production? It’s like they know that I never knew that I always (never) wanted that!

[@5TailFox]

Amityville in the Hood? What's it about, Chris Goins?

[@JewsusMalone]

Amityville actually is the good these days lol

[@NoShaveDaveBashe]

Oh it gets even better than that; apparently "Amityville Vibrator" came out just a week ago...

Wonder if the Leprechaun will make a cameo?

[@harrychestwigg]

''Amityville in the Hood,up to no good''

[@davidjames579]

I read about this for the first time in the news this morning, and not only is there an exploitation movie based on it by lunchtime, but Snob has done a review video of it by afternoon tea.

[@DonaldRilea]

Or breakfast in my part of the world, the American Far West.

[@whoisyouranime]

Those hornets still look better than the birds in Birdemic.

[@SgtScorpious]

Only slightly

[@jonathanbethards3689]

Maybe they should’ve tried using wire hangers to fight off the murder hornets.

[@UlshaRS]

Or birdemic 2

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I would actually rather watch Birdemic than this. At least it's no commercials in Birdemic..

[@zeldamaniac14]

@@UlshaRS THERE'S A BIRDEMIC TWO?

[@DonaldRilea]

One last comment, which is a quotation of an old MST3K riff, "I think there's more nothing in this movie, than in any other movie we've ever seen."

[@ryandowney8743]

Funny you show a clip from Manos, since I was just thinking how much I miss the days when even terrible movies still had to have some EFFORT put in to make them!

[@weeds526]

This makes the Death Nurse movies look like Uncut Gems

[@buenapilapil5513]

I'll just take you at your word, cause I do NOT want to verify that.

[@ErikZarins]

Hey Brad, You should make a *MEANWHILE...* shirt with a picture of you looking very annoyed 🤣

[@LammasuRex]

I would totally buy that.

[@LeninhawkD]

"Those kids are STATES away" cracked me up.

[@jasonjimerson7046]

I am wondering if those kids were away by choice or by court order.

[@TK_Brainslug]

wow this makes "The Room" look like a masterpiece

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

This movie's TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

The Room is already a masterpiece, just in all the wrong ways.

[@spacething1246]

The guy with the dvd collection in this is Coolduder on KZbin. This was his finest acting to date.

[@BlastAction]

You know what those walking sequences need? The Travis Crabtree theme!

[@SirAsdf]

4:10 Maven of the Eventide called and she wants her everything back

[@Kartissa]

Malvolia is actually a real KZbinr: kzbin.info/door/FMTpWeO3dUXQc1qR-GlSww Not sure why she's in this, though. Or even if she actually knows about it.

[@ToHoldNothing]

@@Kartissa Is she supposed to be ripping off/parodying/inspired by Elvira? Because that's the gist I get. Not a terrible thing, though Elvira apparently voiced herself in a Scooby Doo movie last year, which surprises me

[@user-on6uf6om7s]

@@Kartissa Her real name is Jennifer Nangle and if you look at her IMDB page, she's been in a lot of low-budget horror flicks. The pale, campy goth chick shtick has been a thing since Vampira so I don't think Maven has any real claim to it. Her KZbin series is hit and miss but I think it deserves more attention than it gets and I like that there are still people carrying on the horror host tradition.

[@eseetv9341]

@@user-on6uf6om7s she has all the charisma of a stale piece of fruitcake

[@plaguerat7634]

"couldn't we wait until the pandemic ends?" - 2040 "yeah about that"

[@newtonwallen3210]

I was hired by a producer to write a Murder Hornet flick a month ago. I was embarrassed cause I wrote it in 3 days. Then I saw this and felt pretty damn good about myself and my abilities, Then again my Murder Hornet project is more like Halloween 3 than the Swarm

[@alexunitymist2973]

Halloween 3 was great

[@JaycRam]

7:40 Of course this has Shawn C. "I can't say no to any shitty movie" Phillips. Why wouldn't it.

[@leewright1]

If only Sir David Attenborough was so succinct..... "A little American Bee...doing Bee shit".

[@irrefutablematt]

when tornado season starts you can combine the 3 with tsunambee... the movie that despite its name is about a tornado of zombie bees [the bees are also actually hornets]

[@TheBattlesword]

So it’s not just that Bird Flu movie that was exploitative; now we have a movie based on a thing that even most entomologists are saying was blown out of proportion. The only thing that can bring the false hysteria thing full circle is if Brad reviewed an anti-vax documentary (preferably not Plandemic since it‘ll get deleted from KZbin like that )

[@nutmusic3747]

"These are the hot dogs I bought with MY money. MY MONEY!"

[@HylianFox3]

And the Academy Award goes to...

[@erikrusso6646]

@@HylianFox3 Fingers crossed. :)

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

*I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!*

[@liamdude5722]

Malvolia is straight up using the intro music for I Hate Everything in the background at one point

[@enlightenednormie242]

Well...given that she's ripping off Elvira , I wouldn't be so surprised 🤷😅

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

I like how they said American Honey Bee, when Honey Bees are most certainly not native to America and were brought over by Europeans. Edited to fix a typo

[@axelord1942]

yooo they made that title card on cooltext.com! I know this because I used the same graphic/font/color combo for the title screen of one of my games! Also, thanks Snob for hiding in the closet for three months. This year has been great for the series, I feel.

[@mastermonarch]

My brother shoplifted at that hardware store once. We were visiting our grandparents.

[@beejay271]

Wait a minute!!!.... Did I see on the pre production page this director is making "Amityville in the Hood"?!😳 .....😂😂💀

[@mgrzx3367]

Thank you for bringing joy to my every day.

[@SuperSailorOutlawGeorgeIshaq]

I'm glad I sat this movie the hell out

[@DrewKW96]

I'm really impressed by how every single shot is out of focus.

[@trevorbozeman]

I was waiting for Brad to make his own faux trailers to come on after the 1st commercial break!

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

So, Angry Asian Murder Hornets or Nukie? Winner goes against Five Across the Eyes

[@wildmanfisher]

My money is on "The Time Machine (I found at a yard sale)".

[@Assimandeli]

@@wildmanfisher what the...

[@nooctip]

Your not fooling me. The murder hornets weren't the killer. It was the establishing shot.

[@1Hol1Tiger]

"During the Corona Virus Quarantine" The one that's STILL going on?

[@megatron6713]

It ain't going on for me.......haven't changed a damn thing about the way I live my life........😊😁

[@noewil8392]

5:32 twenty bucks this guy was hired just because “Anthony Russo” is part of his name.

[@erikrusso6646]

It is. Thats me :)

[@seanmatyas3938]

Hey, Roger Corman filmed Little Shop of Horrors in 2 days and that turned out great...so you can do it if you put effort into it

[@tedneweb]

Here's hoping that one day, Snob decides to review a sports movie, and comes up with... United Passions.

[@peterdoa1]

I dont think they got permission to use drowning pool bodies

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Anyone who applies the "Still better than ______" joke to this movie has a serious misunderstanding of cinema, unless it's Manos or Birdemic.

[@79lerxst]

Awww.. So nice of that murder hornet to film the intro for these guys.. mighty good chap he is! 🍻🍻🍻Everyone!!

[@enlightenednormie242]

If this P.O.S can be considered a "Movie" then The Room is the greatest movie ever made!

[@iKadaj]

the hornets look so bouncy and cheerful lol

[@lecheux7444]

I unironically love the phrase "doin bee shit"

[@HailSatanLLC]

This is the Lockdown version of Birdemic. Only birdemic was a more realistic scenario than this.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

2020: Well we tried the murder hornets story arc for May but it just fizzled...so we decided to go with a new plot.

[@Nakiatakai]

Maybe they would make a movie based on the 'Black Lives Matter' movement next.....Crap I shouldn't have said that.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Nakiatakai Tyler Perry Presents: A Medea BLM riot

[@ser6Ijvolk]

"The 'Birdemic' of killer insect movies! Five stolen DVDs out of five!" - Brad's former landlord (who got hooked on B movies after going through his loot) "At least it's better than 'Bee Movie'..." - the one guy who saw 'Bee Movie'

[@tvmasterc]

This reminds me of 'Birdemic'.

[@adrienfourniercom]

Don't go too far, they are making "the 4th of July killer" movie to run next week!

[@TheKML777]

"From the makers of 5G Zombies", huh? Well I'm glad you're feeling proud of yourself for that.

[@DonaldRilea]

Ohhhh!!! Now adverts are built into the films!!!!

[@davidnottennant1161]

I'm surprised you didn't cut in shots from Birdemic... It's not like we could tell the difference!

[@youtubeuser1159]

Krazy Rich Asian Murder Hornets

[@BrianRRenfro]

I wanna know how they pitched this to the businesses who have commercials in it! "Give us $500 and we will run ads for your law firm 5 times in the movie, it's gonna be awesome its a movie about...I mean...it's a documentary on the dangers the country is facing right now and how people are coming together to help each other! A heartwarming story and I know your name will become synonymous with being a caring and legitimate law firm!"

[@minamcvinnie4629]

Not only do they have the graphics of Birdemic, but the audio lag is the icing on the cake.

[@Mattteus]

Idaho Transfer! I was thinking about that movie this morning!

[@thatguyoverthere11]

Let me get this straight: All you need to be able to do, to be in this guy's movie and get an imdb credit, is film yourself doing whatever you want, as long as the average putz would do it, and if anything happens in your segment, you will instantly be the best part of the movie? *fills out resume*

[@SalusFuturistics]

I love how I can tell which 3D Assets were used from the Store

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

7:38 Thats Shawn C. Philips!

[@Turanga1i1a]

How low one movie can go sure is mystifying! BTW, 12:58 - My Saturday morning nostalgia!

[@SpongeBoyST]

I think they should have put the murder hornet Song By Cg5

[@jasonjimerson7046]

This movie makes Birdemic a reasonable logical picture in comparison.

[@Excelsior_15]

Wait!!! Is that suburban Sasquatch cop?? Also why haven’t you reviewed suburban Sasquatch?

[@Jaytheradical]

Now this... THIS is the Cinema Snob I fell in love with.

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

I don't know about this title. I kind of like, "Mighty Morphin' Murder Hornets" better. It has more of a ring to it.

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

*to the Ninja Turtles theme Teenage Mutant Murder Hornets, Teenage Mutant Murder Hornets, Teenage Mutant Murder Hornets Killers for a half month, Now there's riots.🎶

[@gallifreyanknight1355]

I actually met Dustin Ferguson a couple times. He was a nice guy, and used to own a video store in my hometown.

[@nyarlathotep4389]

i just saw fat ash ketchum get killed by hornets

[@SteeleZack]

And I thought that Birdemic and any other of James Nguyen's films were bad.

[@HouseHado]

Didn't think I'd hear Whitebatstudios audio in one of these movies.

[@gunmunz]

8:02: I've never seen effects of that quality since Birdemic

[@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550]

This feels like a late April Fool's joke since this barely feels like a movie. If it's a movie it should be called "Filler: The Movie"!

[@BlackburnBigdragon]

I think that the next episode should have you and the murder hornet chilling out, and social distancing in the closet, getting drunk, reviewing a movie together.

[@BlueOceanBelow]

1:56 Gotta grab that Criterion edition of Track of the Moon Beast!

[@SpaceGeek2161]

I highly recommend dropping this movie in your shittin' cup.

[@MegalodonNZ]

That's Coolduder with the DVDs, he'd get a kick out the review for his movie.

[@SuperPrinnyDood]

Incredible, it takes some serious talent to make Birdemic look way better by comparison

[@christinaflibotte6446]

And they're all still walking to this day...

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

One wasp to kill them all... One wasp to find them.

[@jamie7168]

Have a shot each time snob says angry, asain, murder and hornets.. Good luck guys 👍

[@MarquisSmith]

This is like watching a bad film student realising their heart is in advertising.

[@stonewolf1980]

Brad put more thought into this "movie" than anyone who worked on it.

[@shaunwatson6354]

who are those beautiful cats at the end? new members of the family?

[@marshallhuffer4713]

14:59 - that's the music from "I Hate Everything."

[@evilcow2114]

I was wondering why it sounded so familiar!

[@jamesduncan6729]

It's actually just stock elevator music. I Hate Everything didn't create it

[@themanfromfrance]

I'm pretty sure the music at the 10:00 minute mark is the Mass Effect theme

[@sketchygetchey8299]

In the words of Nic Cage: NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!! AHHHHH!!!

[@alienape3171]

Slaughterhouse of the rising sun. So bad it erases itself from your mind as soon as its over. It makes the room look professional.

[@michaelthomas5433]

WHO PUTS CHEAP LIQUID HONEY IN UNDOUBTEDLY EQUALLY CHEAP BLACK COFFEE??

[@Mattteus]

Huh, I guess the legend of Boggy Creek did continue.

[@michaelwilson5114]

to be not heard about, by anyone!

[@krisherdown]

I was seriously floored to see this as Brad's worst film of the year. I have to think this director got his philosophy from porn in terms of the quantity of films, but figured out a way to not have to actually shoot film cuz that's sooooo much werk.

[@rasellewolf]

0:12 maybe the Angry Asian Murder Hornets were the friends we made along the way...

[@akirealamub]

To be fair, "The Brain That Wouldn't Die" is one of the best cheezie movies out there.

[@michaelwilson5114]

Jan in the pan will never get old

[@practicalpisces]

Screen saver bee graphics? Looks like a *Bee-demic-!* 🐝

[@somoneelse3488]

HEY! This movie lifted the same drive-in bumpers as Brutal Moose's Streaming channel!

[@sonofapixelband]

Where does one find this movie ? :D

[@cinemafanatic2010]

There is a film out there known as Billy the kid versus the vampires, or Billy the kid meets the vampires. I have not seen it, but from what I’ve read it it’s a shot on video movie, that doesn’t edit out the outtakes. Literally the movie is nothing more than the unedited dailies put onto a VHS and released! Here’s the poster art www.pinterest.com/pin/401383385514780396/

[@M567dk]

Something tells me that this director deserves a reward for continuing the artistic work of Hollywood during this mess.

[@davidjames579]

Hollywood?

[@divinekod]

Autistic

[@Master_Yoda1990]

Oh this is nothing Erik Anthony Russo has such great hits like 5g zombies, Meathook massacre, Axed to pieces, and Axegrinder 2.

[@MrMillionDub]

This really is the worst timeline when aspiring directors take inspiration from James Nguyen.

[@Darth_Cornpop]

Angry Asian Murder Hornets? Why didn't I think of using those as a means of torture? FETCH ME THE MURDER HORNETS, MY LITTLE FISHES! **pukes**

[@Shades14]

Tmw a Cinema Snob review turns into an episode of Joe Pera Talks With You.

[@jamiebraswell5520]

I don't understand why shit movies get made. I mean, why bother if you aren't even going to try?