Porky's Pimpin' Pee Wee - The Cinema Snob

The Cinema Snob's look through the Porky's movies comes to a close, as he checks out this direct to video installment that was only made to hold on to the rights.
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[@Ravenite456]

If it wasn't for the backstory I wouldn't be surprised if this started as one of those American Pie: Random Subtitle sequels.

[@Christian39521]

So, is basically the Roger Corman's The Fantastic Four of the franchise. Made just so they could keep the rights.

[@scottneil1187]

The difference being Cormans FF is vaguely entertaining and worth a watch. Still the best looking Dr Doom on film.

[@brianhebert6152]

This film is to the Porky's franchise what Tom & Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is to the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory lore.

[@mrcritical6751]

Hey at least Corman put effort into that movie, this one was just made by hacks

[@ZC-Infinity]

What could have been funnier is if the uncle knew that Pee-Wee and friends were going to trash his place, and it was all just an elaborate insurance scam on his part.

[@kennydnolan]

Damn, you put more thought into this movie than the makers did!

[@brianhebert6152]

That would make a much better plot than the "do it to keep the rights" plot we got here

[@Bongman42088]

*Scrolling through TUBI this morning. Saw this movie and I was like;....* 0:01

[@Topdoggie7]

Now I gotta see this.

[@darkcoeficient]

Lmao

[@djmexicanodetx2195]

I didn't know this existed. 😂

[@wdfmidevil]

Looks like they rightfully buried this one, because I never knew it existed

[@Donathon-qx8kq]

I'm not really sure that I now know that it does exist.... Peace

[@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat]

Thanks, i didn't know this existed, and now I wish hadn't found out, lol. Hard to believe the mom is played by the same actress that was the hot maid in "clue"...! ❤

[@theohedgpeth261]

Adam Wylie is great, his magician tik tok sketches have been hilarious.

[@brianhebert6152]

This is the movie equivalent of rushing a school project to completion a night or two before the deadline.

[@2glistenin]

OMG, you mentioned Dead End Drive-In. Other people know this movie exists. Incredible.

[@DriveInFreak]

I absolutely love that off the wall Australian flick. What a bizarre concept, though: oh no! I'm trapped inside of a drive-in with free flicks , free snack bar, food, and other let's just call them 'provisions and goodies". Whatever shall I do?! Are you sure this isn't heaven? If heaven were real it would be hard to convince me that this isn't it.

[@DriveInFreak]

Have you ever seen American Drive-in?

[@wilcee238]

Anyone watching the Snob probably knows about that movie friend.

[@Topdoggie7]

It's such a neat movie idea!

[@Kochiha]

King Fbleepin' Frat has an oddly secure legacy thanks to this show AND this movie.

[@dragonkoubu2475]

13:02 Thank you that was beautiful LMAO

[@PowerGlove79]

Don't forget Brian Trenchard Smiths magnum opus "Megiddo: The Omega Code 2"

[@weirdkitty07]

It's like if Wood Rocket passed on this. Ha.

[@michaelryall5752]

There would be a guy in a terrifying pig costume if it was a Wood Rocket production.

[@WTF_WHAT_THE_FLICK]

For some reason next to Peewee, tommy was my favorite. In the original to be clear. This I never knew existed and as soon as your video ends, it will be erased from my brain and I will still not know of it's existence

[@markabboud4855]

It was worth it just to hear King Frat King........Frat!

[@andrewguthlein5095]

So this is the live action Butters Stotch movie I never knew we needed

[@gaminggoof1542]

The Snob Porky Saga continues

[@timothymorris157]

Weed’s come a long way since Return To Sleepaway Camp! This is definitely another movie that I’ll never watch for as long as i live.

[@weirdkitty07]

You'd think Porky would just hire Meat and his ironic giant dingdong as one of the dancers and then he can earn the money.

[@overthemountain90]

Porky's Pullin' puds. see it in theaters never

[@sunshineholmes3487]

Right before starring as Pee Wee here, Adam Wylie was in another Cinema Snob favorite, Return to Sleepaway Camp. Remember his delightful performance as Weed?

[@wolvepotter5858]

I genuinely had no idea that this even existed. Consider me a Porky’s fan but I always thought everything ended with Porky’s Revenge. I guess I was wrong

[@michaelryall5752]

Ok based on the title I thought this was a porno parody of Porky's...but I guess it was meant to be an actual film in the franchise? Maybe? Jury's still out on that one.

[@DriveInFreak]

At least I'm not the only one.

[@c.w.r.794]

That’s like me with Baby Geniuses. I know it’s a movie and there are several sequels (although I wonder why after the first one was such a disaster) but I haven’t thought about it in years and rightly buried it in my 4AM brain.

[@tyrannozilla]

Just found out that the new 4K ultimate edition of Caligula will be a 4-disc set, which includes 2 cuts of the film and the soundtrack.

[@jacobdrolet4262]

Amazing video.

[@chichiboypumpi]

I didn't know about this one until now.

[@breannaperkins88]

I'm surprised Porky's hadn't been remade. It would've fit perfectly in the sex comedies of the 2000s

[@raulzavala9061]

The American Pie movies sort of filled that void.

[@KillerKondom]

Ya it's kinda late for that now Today's audience got too much sand down there nowadays

[@newmedia2862]

Lontano Investments? Mola Entertainment? May I ask why 20th Century Fox was not involved? Im guessing they didnt want anything to do with this

[@kaydog2450]

Didnt know this existed at first until i was looking up the cast from porkys 1-3 13 or 14 years ago i was like they made a 4th movie

[@jb888888888]

They should have argued that they did have a $10 million budget and were so efficient in their movie-making that they came in over $9 million under budget.

[@Janet71990]

1:29 do Dead End Drive In 🛞 💥

[@ericpolk2131]

Had no idea this was out until now...

[@progjazz77]

…is that Weed from Return to Sleepaway Camp? lol

[@danielvandersall6756]

Oh, Fred MacMurray gets into plenty of trouble in "Double Indemnity." Still my favorite Film Noir.

[@daniellengontang150]

Me after watching all 4 Porkys videos: So... American Pie is a Porkys remake, right?!

[@krystalfan]

the porky's equivalent of boith meatballs 4 and revenge of the nerds 4 speaking of porky's when he was in high school my dad and my uncle (mom's side, they where childhood friends) did the "michael hunt" prank call to a local supermarket

[@KesorodaBlk]

Wait there sre FOUR of these movies?! I only ever knewbofbthe first one!

[@alancheatley4378]

Surprised we don't have more Porky's movies, I've never seen this one, guess the 50s is out 😅

[@charlottecorday8494]

To be fair, EVERY movie should be Night Shift.

[@MBF78]

You know, some people manage to make their KZbin videos too quiet, while others make them too loud. Strange how that happens.

[@jeffreybarrow9788]

Padding The Movie.

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

Jesus this thing is 15 years old?!

[@PaladinDusty]

11:50 I'm surprised it took this long for you to make that joke. lol

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

Christine Nguyen was also in Bigfoot or Bust.

[@scypsylock9402]

This movie sucked...though the few main girls in it were beautiful! Aside from that, this movie was just sullying the good name of the Porky's franchise.

[@patrickcheesman]

I like that Carla Harvey is in this. Love the butcher babies

[@myflock000]

lol tarabal lol

[@alienonlsd3209]

Be careful Snob...whenever you mention the notorious Brian trenchard Smith, you usually end up summoning diamanda Hagan

[@Dr_1212]

😆👍

[@tremorsfan]

It looks like they just ran the camera and just came up with the story later.

[@PatrickMoore-yw6lu]

Oh no, I broke Uncle Howard's replica of the Cosmic Key from that He-Man movie.

[@hipsterelephant2660]

I truly appreciate the Gilmore Girls references. It was my secret shame growing up.

[@03bgood]

Is Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings next week?

[@mattfleurant9295]

I'm so sorry you had to watch this..🫤

[@thatguyoverthere11]

Adam Wylie... he was in the videos that people rented for me when I had no say, he was in my Disney Channel movies, live action and animated, he's in the animated stuff I see now, he's in video games, he's in the stuff my go-to internet reviewers cover... why can't I get rid of this guy? ... Aw, whatever, he seems cool. *Watches Mitchells vs. The Machines again.*

[@noahasencio8589]

Hi 👋

[@carsrobotsandgames]

so up next is porkys meatballs right?

[@heidifedor]

So it’s basicall Roger Corman’s Fantastic 4.

[@travissteffen509]

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[@Spudgonzo]

At least the Snob reviewed it so I don’t have to watch it on Tubi.

[@jayhays8267]

Interesting... reminds me of the Roger Corman "Fantastic Four". Make a movie only to retain the rights.

[@StarshineGoomba]

... Sliding timeline sequel?

[@DiarraHarris]

..............I'm sorry, what?!!!

[@louisduarte8763]

1:56 If such a thing is possible. PORKY'S basically was its own porn parody. 7:24 It went away? I know for sure HBO's pretending REAL SEX and its spin-offs never happened. 9:56 You guys couldn't stop those from falling? 10:35 Best joke of the review!

[@DerivativeWorker]

I wish Howard Stern had made that Porky's movie just so that he can stop talking about that biographical movie he made, at least for two minutes!

[@senorstyx3011]

It exist but honestly is it worth the watch? Remake , sequel , who knows either way it porkys.

[@JoeyJ0J0]

Some things should be left in the 80s. This looks like a woodrocket movie

[@Rando1975]

I was the same wsy Snob. I only heard this even existed a few years ago. Thankfully, I never watched it.

A waste of time indeed. King Frat, King... FRAT

[@ashurmom2969]

As a lover of the Porky’s franchise this is terrible 😅. Also wtf happened to Colleen Camp?!? 😢. Thank you from the bottom of my heart that I didn’t have to watch this

[@jaska138]

Ehhh, Sorry people who love Porky's movies and all that. But... Im so effin happy that this ish Done! Never liked anyway these kinda "Teen/High School Comedy S3X" flicks. I didnt care for these effin lame ass movies but glad that The Snobster presented these to me coz he was so hyped about them i saw that he really had always liked em. But now lets move on and dig those movie crates and get to that exploitation, Brad u have do ANOTHER Fulci! Hes B-Day is 17th Day! Peace out

[@knightnday10]

Well I mean at least it had a coherent plot of sorts? Still, not a good movie. Thanks for the review Snob!

[@trainerredcharizard7982]

What Is with this movies name..sounds like a p parody but seems to Be rathet hasty somewhat modern sequel

[@altonyoung3734]

The Seinfeld connection😎👍

[@tlo65]

Lol, that photo wasn't wendy.

[@Yukinoomoni]

No more Porky, please...

[@kevinrhea7332]

Porked and reporked

[@sfighter0085]

I watched the trailer for this "installment" after the "Porky's Revenge" episode. I could easily tell this movie is simply bottom of the barrel, and the fact that it was a "Rights Retainer" movie just adds more salt to the wound. Granted the acting looks passable, but the fact that this was marketed as a "Porky's" movie, and the fact that very little effort was made to make this movie like the original "Porky's" is just...ugh!

[@raulzavala9061]

I tried watching this on Tubi and couldn't get past the first 10 minutes that's how much it sucked.

[@JaBoreman]

Oh thats the other dork who looks identical the nostalgia critic

[@scottaudetat3090]

Been on my Tubi watchlist since I joined, but never find motivation to watch it.

[@JaBoreman]

Disnt this yourube guy turn out to be a terrible human