HARD TO FIND!!! Is this RARE bad movie worth it?? - Guns & Lipstick (1995)

[@gdprsn]

The lesson here is never say to the bank that the person who issued the check is dead.

[@Mockthenerd]

I mean come on... just walk in, cash it, and if they're like "sorry, she's dead " go "OMG! She died!? That sucks... she was such a good client. Man... this sucks... especially because I need the money, so how can I cash this?"

[@Gooner333333333]

Or locked in my basement

[@werewolf74]

'I have this check I would like to cash from a very alive person.'

[@photocrazy2012]

Just check it out

[@PeterT-i1w]

Or do tell it, if you want mess with that person by blocking their account. Bank clerks suspending accounts based on random comments from random people; they should have a better system than that.

[@jeremysmith4620]

James Hong, Hollywood's go-to Asian guy who is either a villain, a mystic, a mystic villain, or a villainous mystic for 7 decades. His career is so prolific with over 600 roles since the 1950s. The man is still with us, thankfully, at 95. An absolute legend.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Talk about a long lived and prolific career.

[@russbennett5470]

HE’S STILL ALIVE?!?!?! Maybe he really is a villainous mystic villain!

[@kevynhansyn2902]

​@@russbennett5470He never truly died in "Big Trouble In Little China" after all.

[@TheCatBilbo]

He's even been in 'The Big Bang Theory'. He truly is: 'Go to Asian Guy'.

[@fabskimo]

his last role i saw him was in Everything Everywhere All at Once. this dude is a legend

[@orinjayce]

That "ow" after the pistol whip will forever haunt my dreams.

[@TheRogueWolf]

That's more an "I stubbed my toe" reaction, not an "I was clubbed with a firearm" reaction.

[@umbrellacorp.]

Me too 😂

[@raafmaat]

i got knocked out by a bat once (accident) im pretty sure i didnt have time to do an "ow" lol

[@justicierodelaliga]

And the "shit" and "damn" in the car scene.

[@TheRogueWolf]

@@raafmaat I know you meant a baseball bat, but for a moment I imagined that an actual bat- as in the animal- had accidentally flown into your head.

[@allexand1]

The heroine of this movie fails every step of the way in this movie: her client is killed, she loses out on a paycheck due to her own stupidity, she gets the drop on some bad guys only to take them right to her apartment, she gets several henchmen and cops killed, is once again too stupid to figure out the police chief is in on it, and lets the macguffin get stolen upon which she just gives up. This movie seems to flout every narrative convention in the book. It’s almost like an anti-movie

[@Gomez1915]

I noticed that. It reminds me of the main protagonist in Stone Cold w/ Brian Bosworth. If you want to see the worst undercover cop in the history the world, check it out.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

Quite true.

[@Swarnted158]

The female protagonist is the anti-Mary Sue.

[@daxmiller35]

Sally Kirkland was actually nominated for a best actress Oscar only five years before this movie was made

[@iaincowell9747]

​@@daxmiller35 She has a Golden Globe for a movie called Anna (1987)

[@UberNeuman]

She was made executor of The Joker's estate after he died so that's how she got his clothes.

[@trevorlambert4226]

How is this not the top comment?

[@FanboyFlicks]

😂👏

[@AllanKoayTC]

you do mean she was made EXECUTIONER of the Joker's estate?

[@nickdirienzo2849]

I'd say she picked them up at the estate sale. But that's more sad than funny...

[@kevynhansyn2902]

​@@AllanKoayTCSo she was the hidden mistress of The Joker....or even better.....she was Harley Quinn Private Investigator?

[@zenhaelcero8481]

Honestly, "cant-o find-o" Spanish made this whole thing worth it for me. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[@questionmark5463]

She reminded me of that I Wanna Be Ninja lady.😂

[@richarddoyle3420]

The ability to pull off a nun hoodie, baseball cap, blonde braided ponytail... Plus a beard - at a bank to cash a victim's check. Balls!😂

[@Nixx0912]

Still less suspicious than the lady "wheelchairing" your dead uncle to a bank and trying to make him sign insurance papers. Life is often stranger than fiction. I don't think she had a beard.

[@101Moses]

"....and James Hong who has been in everything that has ever been made." 🤣🤣🤣 You killed me with that one!

[@djvoid1]

The goofy "ow!" as she gets clocked at 9:11 is unintentional gold

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

"Nahhh, I've had a life time of hard drinking, cigarettes, and regret. I'll be fine." Ain't we all? LMAO

[@C.L.Hinton]

4:20 The entire run on being the executor to get the check cashed is comedic gold! "I decree that the money goeth to me!" I honestly don't know why Hollywood hasn't tried to snatch you away from Canada, Mark. 😂

[@markiangooley]

They get half their actors from Canada anyway… well, it seems they do at least.

[@russbennett5470]

He’s probably not that big of a fan of kids

[@crashburn3292]

Every scene featuring a blow to the head in this movie are just epic. It's like they filmed the actors doing a half-speed walk-through of their scenes and the editor accidentally stuck them in the final cut of the movie.

[@shia_labeouf]

The judo chop to the guy who falls onto the bed looks weaker than the ones in Austin Powers that are SUPPOSED to be a joke

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

This feels like an anit vanity project. The main character is just so pathetic and gets pushed around by everyone and wins nothing at the end, but they're still somehow the centre of the whole story

[@kevinlitton1399]

A humility project? I'm going out on a limb here and assuming you meant anti, instead of anit.

[@dieyng]

Nuh-uh, that's just basic private eye stuff. Happens to those hard-boiled detectives all the time.

[@helbent4]

The anti-Mary Sue?

[@RoloT007]

@@helbent4The Anit-anti-Mary-Caleste?

[@helbent4]

@@RoloT007 Haha... An anti-anti Mary Celeste would be a ship where everyone disappeared. A "Mary-Sue" is a character in fiction of film/TV written to be an author stand-in that seems improbably awesome. Here, the point is the protagonist can't seem to do anything right, subverting the trope.

[@GoADHDGo]

4:07 Not sure what I love more… the slouchy hat made from a baseball hat and shorts or the fact that Mark owns a svelte purple jacket.

[@FanboyFlicks]

I made the hat from a baseball cap and a t-shirt lol

[@GoADHDGo]

@@FanboyFlicksBrilliant!

[@pommie5093]

"I declare the money goeth to me" is my new favorite movie line of all time

[@jed1nat]

Sometimes the self-inserts are more entertaining than actually funny, but the executor bit made me laugh. Especially the weird little grunt at the end, lol.

[@SirWilliamKidney]

They are by far my favourite thing about the channel!

[@rincon27weirdoG]

I was hoping he'd put a picture of the pokemon exeggutor next to him when he said it

[@ElHombreGato]

I disagree, they always make me laugh

[@TiberiusMaximus]

I remember seeing James Hong in Dune 2, man that guy gets around. Can someone give that man a lifetime achievement award or something? He's due

[@thequintanashow5058]

The “ow” after the head hit should have its own cult following tbh

[@YourGirlRalph]

I actually like watching the trailer on DVDs after I watch the movie, I don't know, I guess it's fun to judge how they advertised it after I've seen the final product 😅

[@justicierodelaliga]

I watch them after. With the rest of the Special Features.

[@sarasandrasmith]

I have watched a few trailers that had scenes that did not make it to the movie. Haha!! I had to rewatch the movie, as I thought I had missed that scene!!

[@AlphaFlight]

If you had the 3 versions of 1970 Dawn of the dead . The previews on each DVD included over 3 minutes of unused scenes

[@hovermo74]

So no one’s gonna point out the bartender is Mr Bentley from the Jefferson’s huh?

[@Cureguy1]

Jeremiah Johnson and Waiting for Guffman too

[@gaylordfocker7990]

That was my only contribution to this comment section. His mug is unforgettable.

[@tycorp1971]

Also, Billy from Predator is in this.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

You have good eyes.

[@karnerblue7658]

I thought so!

[@SirSmoldham]

WOW! I lived down the trail from Sally in the Echo Park Hills. She is awesome... and the first actor you see in Oliver Stone's "JFK". I must find this movie.

[@Lightforeverandever]

"Lost in the mail" is the most unacceptable situation when ordering an item online

[@FanboyFlicks]

I'm still wondering what happened to it. Did someone along the line steal it, thinking "hey this package is in the shape of a DVD case! I bet it's a good one!"

[@Lightforeverandever]

@@FanboyFlicks oh hello Mark, wow i didnt think youd reply! I hope youre well. Honestly i dunno what happens to them but...someone stealing it, only to be unpleasantly surprised, sounds like a hilariously comedic scene, could easily belong to one of these retro Bad Movies xD I love your work and content btw, i hope youre doing awesomely great!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

My Florida DL 🪪 is now "suspended" as of May 28 2024. I mailed the DMV office the forms, car tag by priority on 05/23/2024. The USPS apparently lost it 😡 . The package is last listed on May 30 2024. Thanks USPS! 📬

[@tjkhanks]

​@@DavidLLambertmobile It's all Dejoy's fault!

[@txlyons2937]

It's happened to me a few times. The world is an imperfect place.

[@SnarkierThan-U-R]

Robert was grateful when Tarantino cast him in Jacky Brown

[@kassemir]

The writing on this channel is so good, the skits and general commentary is super funny. Definitely a step above what a lot of similar channels are doing!

[@WilfredoWolganG]

5:35 I wonder if the director placed the burning cigarette in front of Mr. Song so the smoke would obscure his face, thinking "This will add an air of mystery and danger to Mr. Song!"

[@johnnythewalrus]

4:06 all of Mark's little edit-himself-into-the-movie bits are great, but this one had me rolling. 😂😂

[@myeyeswentdeaf6213]

Haha! “Marsha is DYEAD!” “Sammy is DYEAD!” “The cowboy is DYEAD!” I found this channel last week and I fricken LOVE it! It’s my new favorite. All other good bad movie channels are DYEAD to me now.

[@JRay80]

My brother, thank you for sharing this disappointing movie. It feels like the old days, picking through tapes at Goodwill or Amoeba Records, looking for shitty movies and like, 90% of the damn time it's not even fun. You keep going because the good times are soooo good. And I'll tell you what. *You* make this hilarious. Every. Damn. Time. Love you man!

[@romatic]

You better welcome me back to the show! Oh yeah, there it is. I knew you wouldn’t disappoint.

[@richardadesmond]

Your bit was excellent, better than a lot of stand up comedians today.

[@connorbowen8867]

I was just going through Sally Kirkland's IMDB!...always been fascinated with her. Whole career of bit parts in literally hundreds of plain nothing productions. But she's also a talented oscar nominee who's worked with Hollywood legends. She has such a chaotic mystique to me, like Sylvia Miles.

[@ifadetogray]

It's too bad it wasn't better, as it was rare for a film in that era to feature a woman in a lead role in her 50s. Sad side note, she was rushed to the hospital just two days prior to this video due to a fall down stairs.

[@BarryHart-xo1oy]

That’s disturbing.

[@dylanwolf]

Did she say "Ow" then too?

[@favoritemustard3542]

@12:03 was that a boom mic at the top of the window, whilst he is practicing his sonic booms? How appropriate lol

[@Gomez1915]

“I Need a new dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60. Can you help me with that?” RIP Robert Forster 1941-2019

[@Shorty_Lickens]

Sally Kirkland was in a bunch of mediocre movies over her career. But she was also the spiritualist in Best of the Best, which is a good movie.

[@KenseiSanjian]

Agreed! It has an amazing cast.😊

[@robotrix]

Wasn't she nominated for an Oscar....and then did Fatal Games?

[@connorbowen8867]

@@robotrix Fatal Games was before the oscar nom.

[@mikeweber3685]

Didn't she play Hoolihan in M*A*S*H?🤔

[@Shorty_Lickens]

@@mikeweber3685 I mean, is Google broke again? Nope. I just use it. Google works. And not that was not her. In the movie its Sally Kellerman. In the series its Loretta Swit.

[@DiGiTyDarKMaN]

James Hong just pops up everywhere.

[@YouTube-tied]

Yeah he's been around forever, and always a welcome presence in movies and tv that are usually good/ok, but it's a shame that he will have that idiotic retarded movie that inexplicably won praise and Oscars as his biggest claim to fame. Come to think of it, as stupid as the world has gotten, it's not inexplicable.

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

Not only him. Eric Roberts C. Thomas Howell and Michael Madsen are also in over Hundreds of movies

[@Hykje]

He is 95 now, but he seems to look like he was 95 his whole career.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Seinfeld? Seinfeld? 🥡🥡🥡

[@AndrewWH2574]

Let's gooooo!!! My day always gets better after I watch a film by Mark.

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

As a retired estates lawyer, I’m not at all disappointed with Mark’s portrayal of estate administration. Especially the thee dubbing. Nicely done.

[@danielwilliams7562]

That first insert was another banger! Mark's humor is getting better over the years and I hope the efforts are appreciated!

[@pbbbht]

I need a Weird Movies With Mark and So Bad It's Good crossover episode 🎉

[@langleymneely]

Actually because I am such a cinema dork during my dvd/blu ray collecting days I often DID watch the trailers and teasers for a film I was about to watch. The way I always looked at it was as a time capsule of how the film was marketed and what the trends of the time were. I would watch the trailer and then the film to see what the experience might have been like at the time for audiences. Like what did they choose to say or promote in comparison to what the actual film was about? Great example is trailers in the 70s just giving away the entire film, like not giving away some clever plot twist like a trailer today would but honestly just giving you an unabashed shot by shot condensed telling of what the film is. I was glad that changed in the 80s.

[@LittleGrandpaSimpson]

1:19 Wow, it's almost as if James Hong was in everything, everywhere, all at once.

[@bambinogo8609]

That side pony tail lady really took a beating, funny stuff!

[@exploresouthwest]

9:10 "Oww!" I'm sorry but that makes this the best movie ever.

[@ckok7792]

At 10:05 is that tree from the days of the new album cover? From their first album?

[@SirWilliamKidney]

Thanks!

[@imogenx9145]

The name alone reminds me of Garth Marenghi's Dark Place which makes fun of this sort of production and the casual misogyny of the time by asking the female lead why she's "standing around daydreaming about lipstick." Except I'm often daydreaming about lipstick and guns

[@adamprickster]

the unexpected " death magnet " just floored me😂

[@Melchiah28]

The reveal that she isn't the daughter of that asian dude hit me like a truck. I didn't saw that coming.

[@Freakinger81]

I always suspected Mark not wearing Pants during most of the Episodes, but that comment about People not liking to wear Pants fully convinced me.

[@jimpoling3280]

It's hard to believe after watching this, but once upon a time Sally Kirkland was actually an Oscar nominee for Best Actress.

[@britishbulldog8966]

You make not watching a bad movie, fun. Thanks for that.

[@kronadc]

I started watching your content when I was a kid, good to see you're still around

[@matthewjoyner1595]

I refuse to believe that after all these years of incredible content, this channel doesn’t have at least a million subscribers. Something about that just seems wrong

[@theshape3988]

My only criticism of this channel? He doesn't put out enough of these amazing videos. I know they take soooo much time to make. All great content creators like this can't make enough of these bangers.

[@anthonycrumb5753]

The lack of a satisfactory ending surely opens the way for a sequel " Guns and Lipstick 2 - On Your Collar" or something like that.

[@LudwigSpiegel]

Hahaha 🤣😂, that insertion of Mark at the bank cashing the check had me rolling 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@zacharysieg2305]

Forster being in this reminds me of what a boon Tarantino was to his career when he was in Jackie Brown four years later.

[@mareikemars4137]

What an awesome surprise on a wednesday evening 🤩 ! Thanks Mark !

[@YouTube-tied]

Not a surprise if you're an early-access fan.

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

I've just watched "The Insider". Nominated for seven Oscars and surprisingly featuring - Wings Hauser. 😅

[@hardlikepotatoe1361]

Mark, your skits are just fantastic. I could not stop laughing at the bank teller scene. Great job man lol.

[@johnathanryan2117]

The ( insert name here) " is dead" bits had me in stitches

[@c.w.johnsonjr6374]

She was a Jill-of-all-trades. Fortunately that cool vintage car wasn’t damaged in the drive by.

[@gambit7025]

Ah the strange and diverse career of Sally Kirkland. She's been making movies since the 1960s and has been in everything from The Sting, JFK, and was even nominated for an Oscar for best actress for Anna in 1988. She's a really talented lady it's just a shame that she made some poor choices during her post Oscar nominee period.

[@claytonjacobs4098]

Sometimes actors just have to take what is offered them, or whatever their manager can find. Good roles are few and far between.

[@eucliduschaumeau8813]

“It’s just bad enough…to have no impact at all”. Perfect.

[@HUNTERS_CRACKPIPE]

This guy is hilarious! Im happy to have found this channel.

[@orangebucky]

At 9 min. 11 sec., I love how she goes "OW!" after getting hit from the back! 🤣

[@deanm375]

Thank you for the effort Mark. Always a good time when you post your videos!

[@FatherAxeKeeper]

i like when they include the trailers for archival purposes. im assuming the DVD is an overseas bootleg anyway, so anything extra is kinda cool.

[@outtabubblegum7034]

I swear... every time he said "Felicia", I heard "Fellatio".

[@AndAllTheWhileAnimalsSuffer]

I actually laughed out loud at 'the money goeth to me". Love this review!

[@jfrancis98]

The best reviewer ever. Thank you Mark!

[@tjkhanks]

"Her collection of .....various writing utensils. " That close up had me thinking of something totally different. 😅

[@martijn_yt]

2:06 perfect (unintentional ?;)) Seinfeld impression ! ;)

[@cwhitney1972]

That's Jorge Rivero at 5:11, so there were TWO guys from Tony Zarindast's Werewolf in this movie! This movie is a total convention of dudes from bad 90s movies!

[@othertalk3313]

The theatrical trailer is included on the DVD because it's a slightly less desperate alternative to putting "This really was shown in cinemas. It's not bad." on the back of the case.

[@jawarholol4651]

How could you do the cast rundown without mentioning Joe Estevez? Honestly, I think a recap of his glorious B-movie career is sorely overdue

[@echosidefiend]

My original DVD copy of The Crow had special features listed as "French Language Track - Chapter Selection". I was like, "Wow.".

[@guardianali]

Missed perfect opportunity to flash a quick picture of Angela Lansbury after saying "death magnet"

[@favoritemustard3542]

That's funny, because I dubbed her "Haltertop Anti Lansbury" lol

[@thenerdsentertainmentchann7922]

Oh, hi Mark!

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

Oh hi Johnny. Whats up?

[@KarlBunker]

I Did Not Hit Her. I Did Not.

[@mckill85]

"Ow" sounded like a little kid stubbing their toe 😂😂

[@suaier2952]

"and the money goweth to me" I'm using that line on my parents from here on out, I'm sorry....

[@trolojolo6178]

"Some of us dont want to wear them" while im sitting without pants an underwear in my living room and noodig in agreement. 💁🏻‍♂️

[@charlesloomis2224]

$4500 in 1994…that’s $9500 in 2024. That is a damn good week for 1 day’s worth of work. Hell…they is one damn good month!

[@Leonard_MT]

2:50 I felt that. I don't even write very much at all.

[@basseman4239]

primarily 2 thing that makes me react, the "ow" and that when the car vaults over you see the ramp, and what makes it even better is that you see it twice, fitst the clip where it begins to vault then another angle, and too make sure that you reeeealy see the ramp, the first angle again... but sure you could miss it but, it´s rare such things are that obvious.

[@retrocatalog]

I mean, sometimes the trailer is a lot better than the movie its promoting... so its worth it to have the trailer on the disc, because you can directly compare expectations with reality!

[@Dina_tankar_mina_ord]

Always a pleasure to se a new upload. Thanks :)

[@quesoblanco444]

I have adopted your introduction as my own, as a tribute to your life.

[@TDog14126]

I love when the dvd has the trailer for the movie...guess I am just weird. I just recognized the female lead...she played David's mom on Roseanne!

[@babagee8040]

Love your videos, Mark!

[@BigTime817]

I like to watch the trailers sometimes before I watch the movie. It gets me primed and ready!

[@jamesschuur2801]

I'm amazed at what you do for us.

[@Horrormaster13]

(9:10) That sound-effect. Fantastic 😆😂🤣

[@CGI-Space]

Your acting is just so brilliant. You really should take it up as a career.

[@SonnyGTA]

I finally got my WMWM t shirt! This is my fav channel!!

[@metallimatt10]

Mark! We need some old school black and white movies my man! Suit and tie Weird Movies With Mark

[@FanboyFlicks]

Will do once I have my new place set up, I'm in between moving right now and my suit is somewhere mixed in with everything else in storage

[@metallimatt10]

@@FanboyFlicks Oh i get it, do your thing man. Those are just my favorite ones and I feel like it's been a while

[@wtfgrooves3268]

The skit was so good!😂😂

[@stephensmith219]

"Hamburgler's apartment" caused an immediate thumbs up smash

[@57boomer44]

Okay the OJ gag was hilarious!