Bummer! - The Cinema Snob

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The Cinema Snob reviews Bummer!

[@Thegr8MC]

Plot twist! Bummer, Mr. No Legs and Another Son of Sam are all part of the same expanded universe. And Johnny Charro is the final boss.

[@talkinghoorse6936]

The JCCU (Johnny Charro Cinematic Universe)

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

I’d play that game. Also are you a serial killer bloody Mr cat paper plate mask man?

[@Valdagast]

Congratulations on getting married. Brad: I know you don't like seeing E.T. fucked in the ass, but it pays the bills around here. Laura: BUT WHO PAYS THE EMOTIONAL BILLS!!!

[@MrGMoney1944]

Valdagast Whose Laura?

[@Valdagast]

MrGMoney1944 his new wife.

[@unseenmarauder]

Brad: Hannity.

[@honorablegent1201]

butt sex is funny

[@ariellakahan-harth8831]

"Neckbeardy von Damn Feminazis." Brad, you wonderful man.

[@HiperPivociarz]

I think I found my new nickname. Of course unless those DAMN FEMINAZIS RUIN IT!

[@Wysiwyg43]

Is you married yet? Congratulations! My teen-aged sister creeped out with her bf to see this at the drive in with six year-old me in tow. I was told to lay down, shut up and go to sleep. I only remember the title and the fat guy. Thanks for the memories, Snob!

[@robertwilliamson2856]

Congrats on getting married, Brad! Laura is very lucky to have you!

[@FelisTerras]

Sweatheart, you didn't need to! Enjoy your honeymoon; none of us expected you to work this or next week. Thus said; first of all congratulations and a lifetime of joy and happyness for you and your lovely wife. You do deserve it. Also, many, many, many thanks for still keeping up your schedule. Just remember, love comes first ;)

[@lizzychrome7630]

I've never been married but I gather weddings are stressful. I think I'd be okay with my husband filming a review the day after our honeymoon while I sleep for the next 27 hours.

[@FelisTerras]

+Brandon Roberts: I know it's prerecorded, but it still takes a few momens to uplaod it..but yup, I guess Laura is the understanding kind^^

[@FelisTerras]

+Lizzy Chrome: As long as he comes back to bed, so I can cuddle up to him, I wouldn't mind either:D

[@melindoranightsilver9298]

It's also possible someone uploaded it for him-I mean I am sure Dave, Brian, Sarah, etc could have done it. Even if Brad did upload it, I doubt it would take that long.

[@benmcfee]

So, in this film SPOILER ALERT BUT DEAR GOD WHY A musician named Butts rapes tons of women, with plenty of eyewitnesses; but gets put in jail for marijuana. Sounds realistic, actually.

[@1Selgin]

Hey, Capone got put away for tax fraud.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Bummer

[@LembeckIsStaying]

OJ went to jail for stealing memorabilia.....his own, but still not what he's most infamous for.

[@trinidadbotello9906]

Hey Snob.....Marriage Bro.

[@DoomDahlia]

Congrats on the wedding, Brad! Be safe on your honeymoon!

[@fattiger6957]

"this movie is pretty sleazy" aka the nickname of film industry in the 70s

[@benmcfee]

Aka the film industry today. Just different... and also kind of not. "STOP TOUCHING THE CREDITS, HARVEY!!"

[@justindenney-hall5875]

Fat Tiger The other nickname would be "Cocaine's a hell of a drug !"

[@culwin]

This movie is so 70's, I expected Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter to make cameos

[@bartlebyscriviner6456]

culwin And Colonel Sanders

[@weeds526]

Congrats on getting married Brad

[@GradnLordTad]

Did that happen already? I thought it was this week? Either way, congrats, man!

[@lizzychrome7630]

killerzboy010 Fee, Fi, fo, fum, it sounds like someone's not getting some.

[@chrisk5204]

Brad got married? Wow. Congrats!

[@SomeKindaSpy]

The "Kuddlie" line actually brightened my day with how silly it was.

[@trentnunyabiz6204]

The closest similarty i can think of to this movie was a band called "The Feed-back" who credited themselves as "The group" which also included ennio morricone performing in one of their albums. Sounds odd, but it's on youtube for those who are curious about movie composers playing avant garde rock music.

[@Capng123]

"Listen to manager-girl-in-gold-boots..." HO-LY SHIT! That was bugging the hell outta me. Well spotted Brad!

[@star3catcherSEQUEL]

I've heard of cops setting up black people before, but this is just ridiculous.

[@scitechian]

"...The... bitches..." Sounds like a great idea for the closing line of "This Ain't Heart of Darkness: A XXX Parody"

[@JoeFinsternis]

Calling that "Bummer" would be more like calling Antichrist "Ouch."

[@NinjaGamr64]

What would the VH1 Behind the Music look like for the group. Nothing good I can tell.

[@DragonMaiden77]

“The Man is having an episode!” “Quick put a tongue under his wallet!”

[@TheKML777]

Continuing the "putting it mildly" movie titles: Grave of the fireflies: Aww, those poor kids. Hachiko: Aww, poor doggie. A Serbian Film: Geez, what a mean movie. Salo: This movie's not very Christian. Schindler's List: Darn, those Nazis were bad people. You can continue in reply section.

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Akira: Tetsuo needs help.

[@jessicahymow1410]

Heathers: high school sucks

[@yourmother7052]

Metropolis: Shit, man.

[@jacksullivan4741]

which metropolis the silent film one or the anime because i've seen both and I'm going to be honest i found the silent film version boring

[@jacksullivan4741]

i have no mouth and i must scream : god hates you

[@v.m.9198]

My grandpa died this week and seeing this video really cheered me up. Not the subject matter but your jokes always cheer me up when I need it c:

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Awww, sorry about your grandpa. :-(

[@blodgettshouseofinsanity]

Sorry about your grandfather

[@justindenney-hall5875]

After reading the title I assumed it was going to be a summer time teen comedy of errors, how wrong I was LOL !

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Even though "Bummer!" doesn't have the same ring as "Bushwhacked!"... :p

[@justindenney-hall5875]

French Paul 1988 "Bushwhacked" is a family movie not a teen comedy.

[@doctorhandsome]

11:21 Brilliant cinematic depiction of the exact moment a guy becomes redpilled.

[@kiyomihattori6460]

I'm with Snob on the title. It's like if ShindoL's Emergence was renamed "Dangit!"

[@JacobCMayer]

Spyps Improductions Or if Deliverence was renamed "Ow, My Butt!"

[@TheKML777]

Now that's some obscure reference that I, unfortunately, recognize.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Hot Summer in the City: Shucks!

[@danidubz5850]

Congrats on getting married Brad!

[@koenvandamme6901]

*BUMMERWHACKED*

[@nathanialmynameisajoke]

Koen Van Damme no Butts whacked

[@Nobody18718]

"he hates things out of sight you know this" LMAO

[@chrisnotyou]

Fun fact in regards to the ending. They actually DO have to arrest her, it is their job, however they had no obligation to stop her either. Thats right kids...The police according the supreme court, have no resposibility to serve or protect you..But they do have to arrest the person they just saw kil someone tho.

[@RobbieManic]

As usual a huge smile on my face when I see a new Snob episode upload :) and congratualtions on tying the knot Brad! Hope you both enjoy the honeymoon!

[@CarlyBoothheartsmovies]

Congratulations Brad! Hope you and your new bride enjoy happiness for many years to come.

[@dallasdandigitalproduction393]

I can hear a stoned Jeff Labowski going " Thats a bummer man!" lol

[@Jar0fMay0]

What is it with the 70s and rape

[@hypnojon32]

well , remember, rape isn't excluded to the 70's. Also, this was a terrible exploitation film and shouldn't represent the 70's. I was a kid in the 70's and the TV and movie media offered a lot of other wholesome alternatives as a majority.

[@kyletowers9662]

after the hays code ended, film makers got really excited that they could show horrible things happen and got really carried away

[@aaronyochim9779]

@@kyletowers9662 What's the hays code?

[@kyletowers9662]

@@aaronyochim9779 the hays code was a set of moral guidelines for american movie studios from 1930 to 1968.

[@stephaniereece5757]

They must have hurt themselves coming up with the name of the band

[@Mcmadness288]

It's been a while since I saw a pierre kirby clip on a snob episode.

[@just4joebob]

Well that movie was..a thing.. Anyways congratulations on the marriage!

[@psycher7]

Wow, I was right. That really WAS Michelle from Girl in Gold Boots. And she was apparently in Hell's Bloody Devils, too, plus something called "Blood Orgy of the She-Devils". Sounds like it would fit in well with your show.

[@tealyg99]

Brad why you not wearing the ring even as the snob.. congrats on getting married as well!!

[@starless1444]

Tealin Glenn Because the Snob isn't married and Brad is. He likes to stay in character.

[@tealyg99]

passiflora incarnata I had gathered that, guess he’s just married to reviewing exploitation, sex, horror, and generally terrible films

[@StonedGremlinProductions]

This episode was filmed before my wedding :)

[@anglefan85]

I really hope that their first dance was to the theme from Caligula. It had to have been included at some point.

[@lizzychrome7630]

Congratulations!

[@dom8072]

"Physical representation of internet trolling" - Cinema Snob You almost got charged for reckless endangerment man. . .I almost died laughing.

[@Chelaxim]

Congratulations on the wedding Brad!

[@davidbauler3159]

What? The band didn't drive into the Brady Bunch's neighborhood, and agree to play at the high school dance?! Total, bummer, man. :)

[@gamemast15r]

Congrats on the wedding dude!! I’ve been a fan for a while!!

[@HiperPivociarz]

I hope Nude Django is just the same movie as Django, but without clothes

[@matthancox7608]

If this was made in the UK, the title “Bummer” would give this film a WHOLE different set of connotations. Because a bummer is slang for a gay dude! Also congrats on your marriage, Brad.

[@Bismarcus]

Before I watch the video I want to congratulate you with getting married, Brad!

[@nooctip]

Congratulations on the wedding. And a 70's explotation flick review? I can dig it.

[@pjchmiel]

Thank you for this, I remember seeing a poster for this decades ago and always wondering about it. Wish there was more corny hippie dialog in there, but maybe I'll have to track it down and spend 90 minutes hearing for myself. Appreciated some of the references (and missed a lot of others), will watch more of your great reviews.

[@hunterwilder9665]

One of the funniest Cinema Snob episodes I’ve seen in a while

[@ShadeMeadows]

Well... He is married now. ... We can still call him "Daddy" right?

[@JacobCMayer]

Shade's Insane Chamber At least until he has kids.

[@ShadowAkatora]

With a title like that I was expecting a porno..

[@JacobCMayer]

ShadowAkatora Working title: Premature Ejaculation.

[@LokiDuck]

I was actually expecting a whacky "comedy" like Bushwhacked (mostly because of the all caps and exclamation point). As you can see we both guessed wrong. XD

[@zaneseibert]

I was expecting a 90's stoner comedy.

[@LokiDuck]

That too XD

I was expecting a depressing porno.

[@SidewalkRunner]

5:49 And we now get MST3k alum Leslie McRay to dance her way to stardom! Frankly, I want to see her go back to EAT.

[@MissAshley42]

I feel like I need an STI test after watching this. Bummer.

[@SaurAuteur]

But the most important question remains: Does Johnny Charro do weddings?

[@paulnash9851]

Congrats + best wishes to the best/funniest guy on the internet. May your marriage bring you as much joy as the Snob has brought me. Long may they both last....

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Congratulations on your wedding, Brad.

[@Contemplativeman101]

I think ‘brush my teeth in the tub’ was intended as ‘brushing while showering’

[@JanetStarChild]

I also brush my teeth while I shower. It's convenient.

[@crimsondynamo615]

The Hookers Bath Armpits Asshole Crotch And teeth You can save even more time by using the same brush

[@mibevan]

Heres to your new happy life with the new Mrs. Snob

[@ColeVecsion]

If jontron was a 70's serial rapist in a explotation movie...

[@cultclassicdeadinside9862]

think the cinemasnob finally found his match judging by the movie title

[@tgore276]

i think one of these chicks was in 'giant spider invasion'

[@liama.c.lacthewatcher2590]

Congrats on the wedding, Brad!

[@nobel11]

BUSHWHACKED!

[@leonardosxatziandreou5888]

Hello. A big fan from Greece here. Just wanted to say how surprising it was to see the clip playing at 1:00 had Greek subtitles. Lol.

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Another excellent--& very timely--review from Mr. Snob! ^_^ Also, congratulations on the wedding! :D

[@sfighter0085]

Wow, never has a 70's exploitation film had a title that perfectly describes what the movie is in a nutshell. I gotta say, for movie whose soul purpose is to sell sex and violence, it does a real poor job of it. I will say seeing that woman at 8:49-9:11 was pretty hot. Also that scene where Butts shoot one of the Band members was ubber laughable. Great episode.

[@vitorafmonteiro]

sole*

[@Rob_Thorsman]

In the remake, they'll change his name to Bartz.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

He'll be called Tails.

[@JackSpicer92101]

"Two minutes in and I'm already hooked on The Deuce!" Holy shit that was good

[@thejasminedragonmerchant6843]

Thanks for another good video, and congratulations on the wedding!

[@sspdirect02]

Congrats on your marriage.

[@honeybadgerftw2383]

Sean Pultz no, congrats on YOUR marriage

[@smjaiteh]

What the fuck!? This movie is so fuck-headed, the police arrest the black girl at the end after letting her kill the serial rapist and murderer.

[@PaceBreaker]

Still gotta have the racist cops in a flick like this.

[@anjetto1]

Sambou Jaiteh not much has changed

[@Mate397]

>some people still buy the anti cop bullshit spread by BLM If one commits a crime then the person gets arrested, that's how law enforcement works.

[@Mate397]

Right, because there's totally no black gangs on the streets causing problems, spreading drugs etc. Not to mention the fact how blacks are told from birth to go against cops and the law. And other such details people love to ignore.

[@bran_van1187]

she still killed someone regardless of what he did...they have to arrest her black or not.

[@itsmemrnukki]

Movie with an appropriate title

[@OtterPawStudios]

Also, are we just not gonna talk about how Butts and Officer Ungar from ‘Laserblast’ are the same person?

[@coryf725]

Mazel to the bride and groom!

[@alejandromunozpaz4036]

Congrats Brad!

[@shsharding44]

Congrats on getting married-=)

[@spacesquirrelzero]

Congrats Brad for being married.

[@link343]

Hey its that movie who's ad was sampled at the end of Part 1 of Brainfreeze by DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist.

[@LauraSquirrel]

I'm finally watching this. Found it on some streaming channel. It's actually a pretty decent B-Movie.

[@meltheofficegamergirl9772]

That's a pretty alright ending.

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Aww, congratulations, Brad!

[@markabboud8564]

I remember when I first saw this movie that there was a Raspberries poster in the film my mind was blown! The Raspberries were an amazing group that pretty much invented the Power Pop genre.

[@JoeChillton]

Congratulations Brad.

[@justindenney-hall5875]

Stoned Gremlin Productions Ahhhhhh, Angels revenge one of my favorite MST3K episodes !

[@gutspuck721]

yay! more greek subtitles!

[@queenfan45]

Congratulations on the marriage!

[@eastsidereviews727]

Congrats on your new marriage! Also what the actual fuck 70s?! This shit was horrifying!

[@firefly4f4]

Congratulations on your marriage!

[@Kochiha]

"Every now and then you run up on one of those days when everything's in vain...a stone bummer from start to finish; and if you know what's good for you, on days like these you sort of hunker down in a safe corner and watch." --Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

[@pentelegomenon1175]

"Its just one of those days where you don't want to wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks. You don't really know why, but you want to justify rippin' someone's head off." - Fred Durst

[@trinidadbotello9906]

Brad, congrats to you and Laura on getting married.

[@DigiRangerScott]

Congrats on becoming a wedding dude!

[@theactualTVB]

Hmmm, now I wonder why _Alvin's_ script was _eaten alive_ with such a *fast* ol' _bummer._ *_BUSHWHACKED!_*

[@JoeyJ0J0]

This movie made me feel gross.

[@SomeKindaSpy]

Same.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

"Gross!" would also be an acceptable name for the movie.

[@MightyMewtron]

for some reason, based on the thumbnail and title alone, i expected this to be some rlly lowbrow family summer road trip comedy i was WAY off

[@Atomic3Promiscuity]

Congratulations on your wedding!

[@Northhax]

Congratulations on getting married my friend

[@a.jlewissonicski5278]

7:52 NC from his FoodFight Review: Also Disney sue somebody.

[@douglasjohnson4382]

Always happy to catch-up with the girl in gold boots.

[@xxPsychorabbitxx]

For the love of God, someone set up an interview for Brad with Johnny Charro.

[@WayneMoyer]

I need to go look it up but I think Butts is the sheriff from Laserblast.

[@restcure]

Great - I read the bottom of the Big Bird Cage poster, and now i *have* to watch it, 'cause Sid Haig.