Stony Wood Elementary brass warm up packet

[@vaughngallagher9296]

Me: mom just one more video before I go to bed! The mom: Video:

[@lottapitchy9625]

I was in the middle of watching this and and my mom came in and just stared at me for a minute so I said “ _this_ is the stuff I watch on KZbin, if you were wondering. ... COMEDY!” She responded with “I still love you, *insert long pause here* I guess”

[@AlecWindmiller]

@@lottapitchy9625 sure, that happened.

[@lottapitchy9625]

@@AlecWindmiller it did, believe it or not I’m not one to lie about actual events if I’m not memeing, which I’m not

[@ParkerMeek]

@@lottapitchy9625 he was fed exactly 6 chocolate chip cookies and tucked into bed😭😭😭

[@TheJustinator]

It's over, mom counted to 0

[@Jaysic]

i like the part where it’s just a car alarm

[@solarrockets8784]

What do you mean? All I hear is warm-up music.

[@shadmium]

@@solarrockets8784 same

[@jazepol]

*the car alarm gets more dramatic progressively*

[@awsomegamer-100]

Perfect echo to it as well

[@BartendingAndBaseball]

Literally came to the comments just to see this 😂😂

[@bespeckledcephalopod7352]

“Is my metronome supposed to sound like a geiger counter?” “What”

[@HugoStuff]

Where is that?

[@DrinkingDeuterium]

2:10

[@neilcicierega6645]

My music teacher’s last name is Geiger.

[@malkrie1444]

@@neilcicierega6645 lemme guess, his favourite song is "radioactive?"

[@ironmagma]

1:57

[@alexbrown128]

Whenever I see videos like this I just imagine some SCP where it's just a school band that can play any piece they are given perfectly, and to test the limits of this ability they give them a piece like this that should be physically impossible, but through some sort of combination of reality bending, body horror, and the power of friendship they manage to play it, and the researchers agree to not push it any further, for fear of damaging reality itself beyond repair simply though broken sheet music

[@marksman55]

the power of friendship... 😂😂

[@snailcheeseyt]

@@marksman55 P O W E R

[@artistickitten5525]

I would genuinely would read that

[@tuxedo1557]

what would probably happen is it would vibrate everything so hard it would tear a hole in space time

[@leslichaosgrimalkin1404]

please somebody write this SCP

[@RudyAyoub]

Pinnacle of modern art

[@voicesgt9204]

Cool bro watch something else bro

[@kpdotexe3649]

Hey bro co0l s3eing you here 5ro haha jk you need to make actual good content bro you suck

[@raymontdabizach]

*2x < 0.5x playback speed* for less extrapolatin! *0.25x* is hypnotic

[@glynkeegan306]

You having good taste in other KZbinrs? Yuck, unsubscribed

[@AverageHomelessMan]

YO RUDY WATCHES THIS!?

[@Jachael123]

It's been 5 minutes and I'm still laughing at the ending

[@bridget9485]

SAME LA LA LA LA

[@raymontdabizach]

*.5x playback speed* alters the mood...... somehow....

[@suleimansghk]

hey jachael

[@Laggyboi]

Hi Jachael! Wow 4 months and only 3 replies

[@jonathanhanna9459]

Same

[@danels7]

So glad to see my 2 favorite intruments being used. The car alarm and the sorting algorithm. They're such underappreciated instruments.

[@sarac4046]

very under appreciated😔

[@SlovakDiplomat]

Like the artillery cannon and church bells, which aren’t in this piece

[@hello-and-goodbye]

I'm so glad that someone else also knows how terrible sorting algorithms sound

[@JustWowNick]

Don't forget the fire alarm!

[@SlovakDiplomat]

@@JustWowNick by that logic windows smashing as well

[@guitaristtony9913]

The car alarm at 0:53 was a nice touch.

[@awsomegamer-100]

Perfect echo to it as well

[@patricks_music]

if anxiety had a sound

[@willitjuice7209]

I thought it was going to start playing Ruler of Everything for a second when it reached that bit

[@ConradNA]

@@willitjuice7209 I immediately thought Strawberry Fields Forever. It’s the same key I think but not positive

[@gracewenzel]

I really appreciate how you don't write for typical note durations, you choose extremely small durations and then adjust the tempo accordingly. Like, a melody of 256th notes at 8 BPM. Really beautiful work. Edit: Just noticed “The Virgin Mary implies the existence of the Chad Mary” and I think that’s just Mary Magdalene.

[@kaylons]

I have to applaud you for making a comment that is probably sincere and appreciative

[@mytoOSRS]

hmmm quite

[@eternaldanger5162]

@@mytoOSRS hmmm indeed

[@CarassiusAu]

@@kaylons Or the 4-tempo thing(the circle sign, Idk what it’s called) on 1000 BPM Edit: Tagged the wrong person but I don’t care

[@petamerican2588]

Or the Föcked mary

[@em_shorter]

One of our drumline staff legitimately took about 15 minutes of rehearsal tonight just to share these masterpieces with us- Needless to say we were all on the floor.

[@KrazyKotYoutube]

1:57 The metronome literally became a Geiger Counter and back in the span of a second

[@bryancriswell]

I appreciate the inaudible 340let at 1:34

[@thrxwolf7039]

Isn’t it a 356th note?

[@petetheterminator7932]

128+128=🤔

[@lautaroortiz5935]

@@ParkerMeek got em

[@samuelmire9389]

@@sameman6884 lol y'all delving into music theory and shit😂

[@samuzII-V-I]

This is starting to become a new genre that I'm beginning to listen to/appreciate unironically.

[@Peek935]

Idek what genre this would be honestly. Black MIDI? Post-Ironic Black MIDI? Experimental Noise Meme Composition?

[@OrbiliusMagister]

@@Peek935 HARD-SCORE!

[@Me-io3wg]

@@OrbiliusMagister OH MY GOD

[@jeroenl8352]

If you want serious music that sounds like this you might want to look up the composer Penderecki (not saying this isn't serious of coure)

[@samuzII-V-I]

@@jeroenl8352 Oh believe me, I'm all over that 20th century composer business, whether it's Reich, Cage, Stockhausen, you name it. I like to think they'd get a chuckle from this.

[@machinismus]

Ah yes, Stony Wood Elementary, my favourite SCP.

[@HugoStuff]

Thank you for this beautiful realization I hate...

[@flopsnail4750]

what is an SCP?

[@aerofur]

@@flopsnail4750 comedy horror

[@TheCaregiverSITMOB]

Wait, that’s an SCP?

[@wittynickname4870]

2:44 Never has the fear of god been struck into me like seeing the musical equivalent of “very, very, very, very, very, loudly” set next to a bar of notes that stretch to infinity.

[@virtue050]

It’s almost 2AM, and I’m laying in bed hearing the Angry Birds theme transitioning to the cursed Blue Devils Metamorph opener. Consider this my lullaby.

[@vinitdeshpande9289]

Actually, it goes from Angry Birds to bossfight music.

[@nak_attak]

Mozart been real quiet after this dropped.

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

My poor boy wolfy🥺 you left me too soon😭

[@tiyenin]

@@dissonanceparadiddle My math's not great but I'm pretty sure he'd've been dead of natural causes by now for thousands of years Edit @Hulio: The joke Your head

[@JesseFritts.90]

@@tiyenin bruh try 200😂

[@tiyenin]

@@JesseFritts.90 😑

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

@@tiyenin it's been 229.6137 years. 😤 He was such a bright one. After he passed it's been very hard to take on other human friendship. I would have loved to see how much he would have enjoyed the EDM scene(sometimes I think Brendan Urie is him reincarnated. They would have gotten along so well. He partied too hard. Although i still am not 100% sure about ruling out fowl play. 😓

[@gibby9215]

Middle school teachers at 1:48: *nothing wrong here*

[@kel5886]

RIGHT THEYLL BE LIKE “okay! that was good!”

[@jackdonohue7893]

My elementary school was better than that

[@aligummess4970]

"At least they ended together"

[@alexl7989]

The little mermaid part killed me

[@dontcallmethat6515]

angry birds too lol

[@kingcrimson2168]

@@dontcallmethat6515 they killed the birds with the EEEEE afterwards lmao, well, the first one

[@ocularzombie6679]

elmos world on snare

[@ocularzombie6679]

4:31

[@peterbrinkman4978]

me too

[@JohnSmith-fs4wr]

2:40 unironically sounds really good.

[@moodyblues9817]

3:11 when you're trying to submit a recording for an online assignment but somebody's mowing the lawn

[@ozzi4647]

PFFFF- Why is that accurate

[@ghostboat_]

microwave moment

[@mommylefttogetmilk]

IBUKI!

[@Mesruksi]

1:14 when you try to play the piano with a small child in the room

[@legoactionstudios9400]

Oh my word 😂😂😂

[@zRhid]

Ngl that part gave me PTSD

[@DasDoeni]

It rather sounds like playing the flute (I think it’s the beginning of the 2nd movement of Bachs flute Sonata in e minor BWV 1034

[@SlyHikari03]

The marimba part kinda reminds me of Tomodachi life.

[@majesticrice3830]

I like how the cowbell is a thirty second note off

[@Piper2112]

I hope at some point in my life I can once again experience the level of pure joy I felt after hearing 3:08 the first time.

[@valentinailic4333]

Same

[@Sam_the_Skeleton]

*microwave noises intensify*

[@HVSvideos]

The Bad Piggies bit at 3:38 was completely out of left field, had me in tears EDIT: I just realized that's just the regular Angry Birds theme and not the Bad Piggies one

[@CoraCreates]

I’m sorry- bad piggies?

[@BintrMagMorganorts]

3:57 it slays me so hard any time this rhythm pops up out of nowhere

[@TheJustinator]

ballistic

[@jamie31415]

@Zeppy UwU A motif if you will

[@mra9577]

It's the Colin McNutt special kzbin.info/www/bejne/j17Yk2WOg92me9k

[@lucasdickens2438]

i love how these videos are basically marching band lore

[@jonaskatona7136]

I love how he notated it too lmao it's the same lick but he marked it in like 6x speed

[@lordofthewest]

2:18 if youve ever been in a middle school band hall then you know how accurate this is

[@lunagardvonbingen]

What even is the drum beat from

[@nailtoe_13]

😭

[@raymontdabizach]

Utilize *0.5x playback speed* to double your over all time of fun audiagically!

[@THEOxxx197]

It haunts my nightmares

[@hairold5680]

@@lunagardvonbingen phub

[@ray-kast]

my favorite part was when it sounded like one of those sorting algorithm videos

[@marisolbecerra06]

I love those videos

[@penpen2672]

This comment needs more likes

[@ajkcool]

My favorite part about these shiposts is when it just becomes actual music for a second then goes back to madness.

[@sunnyyy1437]

What about *Musical Madness?* 1:29

[@shokuplant2721]

2:14 Ah yes I love it when the sheet music requires me to play *the sound of category 5 hurricane winds*

[@NikHayes]

2:33 "The virgin mary implies the existence of the chad mary"

[@mac6na6na26]

The Virgin Mary vs. The Chad Mary

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

And the Young Sheldon Mary

[@user-nh6fc8ls5o]

get you a guy that can accurately transcribe metamorph and the angry birds theme in the same song ;o;

[@ozzi4647]

Dude... the metamorph break gave me sudden chills out of nowhere. Sudden reminder of why I want to get into DCI so badly.

[@MorikawaMelodies]

Where can I find one?

[@willitjuice7209]

I don’t get it

[@rawhidelamp]

Stony Wood Elementary makes their inevitable return

[@spyrosk.1881]

My fav parts: 1:13 (Beginning from Bach's Flute Sonata in E minor, 2nd mvnt.) 1:22 - 1:34 (don't know the fanfares, please enlighten me down in the replies, Under the Sea.) 2:44 (also don't know this, sorry) 4:15 (something from Blue Devils 2017) 4:28 (pretty sure that's the Enemy Approaching chord from Earthbound.)

[@Kerbonaught]

Ah yes, Elmo, my favorite earthbound enemy.

[@adamshepherd7370]

I love the part at 2:44 but can't remember what it is

[@Celestial_Iris]

I really wish I knew what 2:44 was because it’s a bop.

[@thexavier456]

1:22 is Chorale, a study for winds, originally written by Johann Sebastian Bach.

[@ElloImNoodle]

@@adamshepherd7370 I’ll try and figure it out

[@logantakach6113]

I love the cymbal at 1:37. It just ties everything together

[@cheetawolf]

3:38 The official soundtrack of ADHD.

[@tristanraine]

*productive noises*, hyperfousing, then mind empty

[@SASTSimon]

Yes

[@jewchini6261]

3:58 I CANT ESCAPE THAT GOD DAMN DRUM CADENCE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEE

[@colbygrimes1848]

The mcnutt?

[@jewchini6261]

@@colbygrimes1848 RRLL RL

[@kikoeta]

I just appreciate the mistakes prewritten into the score at the beginning, that's just the chef's kiss of this entire packet.

[@alaeriia01]

I want to have one of these where it's just that part.

[@elizabeth3506]

the whiplash i got from the BD’s Metamorph show opener to LA LA LALA, LA LA LALA, ELMO’S WORLD was incredible

[@cranjusmcballer]

"8 Hours of Bullying Children on Roblox" may be my favorite classical piece of all time

[@michaelt4895]

My shoes in the dryer be like: 2:14

[@Kadamien]

B R U H

[@bridget9485]

LMFAO UNDERRATED

[@mrleaf6055]

hold up SHOES in the DRYER?

[@bridget9485]

@@mrleaf6055 LMFAOOO nah sometimes people put shoes in the dryer when they’re superrrr wet

[@mrleaf6055]

@@bridget9485 just let them dry on their own

[@nobutternotes]

1:57 One of my favorite parts of the piece: Fax Machine.

[@Me-io3wg]

"Yes I play an instrument...:

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Xbox 360 blades dashboard

[@ElloImNoodle]

Followed by air raid siren

[@kleinerhalflife]

sounded like a giger counter to me

[@dwaterson21]

Leading into Sorting Algorithm.

[@phillipwalk3r]

I just love the way at 1:08 there is a happy melody in the background but then out of nowhere you just hear *PLONK* every 2 seconds 🤣🤣

[@Zetvue]

plonk

[@qwertyuiop8795]

I CANT SOTPO FUJCIING LAUNGNIING AAAAAA

[@qwertyuiop8795]

HERLP

[@masterelement475]

@@qwertyuiop8795 Impressive! You have been laughing for almost a month! You should apply for a Guiness World Record

[@qwertyuiop8795]

@@masterelement475 HELK ME

[@Music_MikeZ]

4:15 METAMORPH I love this part so much and the visuals ✨

[@stephh4495]

The horn missing a note and the trumpet's early entrance were a fantastic touch

[@dazc9965]

I don't know why 1:14 destroys me on as many levels as it does but I'm here for it, never stop making these please.

[@fiat1314]

It's like dancing barnyard cow behind mailman meme.

[@valentinailic4333]

​@@fiat1314 ong it's EXACTLY like that-

[@iwillpipebombyourhouse]

pov: someone keeps talking over you

[@doctordoggo420]

i dont think anyone realized this but i love that the trumpet part at 0:40 has stickings

[@captainpicardbeastful]

You use your left and right trumpets

[@Gabehasnewyt]

One trumpet for each hand

[@playoffsandpractice]

that awkward moment when the euphonium is playing at such a high octave that it sounds like a marimba

[@thegreennatetf2512]

I love the SEAMLESS transition from Angry Birds to Blue Devils 2017

[@ZALMusic]

Musecore shit posting is some peak fucking content for arrangers and composers alike. Also damn this Elementary school band brass section is CRACKED to be playing this!

[@cadrega_]

this takes a level of musical genius ill never be able to reach

[@thatotherandrew_]

He's got as much rhythm as this chair

[@Me-io3wg]

same

[@vioara_nyc]

0:53 when you try to sleep in NYC

[@thebananarepublic7255]

As a New Yorker, this is too accurate

[@Ok-pq5ro]

HASHAHAHAH THIS IS SO TRUE

[@oofyalDAMMIT]

Every. Damn. Night

[@ryangil4435]

EL MO’S W O R L D

[@RyanStellaYT]

At 0:42 i was like "THIS ISNT POSSIBLE" but then I looked closer and saw you notated the Trumpet part with R and L hand sticking. I instantly felt better! Thank you!

[@1keico]

What a wave of nostalgia! I remember warming up with these!

[@lumensnn]

"Brass, we didn't have clean releases. Do the whole thing over again."

[@FallenLiight]

1:27 got me W H E E Z I N

[@sumlem]

If I had this as a kid, I wouldn't have quit band 7 years after starting

[@randalllopez9707]

Only 2 years

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

You would quit immediately because it is barely humanly possible

[@jiraffejimmy2159]

I’ve been watching these videos non stop I don’t know why they are so entertaining

[@just_aedan]

The fact that he captures those moments when a younger horn player comes in too early is what does it for me

[@lightspiritblix1423]

0:42 You successfully translated the sound a 3D printer makes into music

[@skypentraico4322]

Why does 4:15 actually sound unironically amazing.

[@breaddies3610]

Blue devils remix

[@booktheory4814]

blue devils 2017

[@keithfriestad3949]

It’s just an actual dci show lol

[@DiscreetLuka]

Because it’s BD 2017

[@cool870]

metamorph my beloved

[@scronk_2]

1:38 ah yes, i love the piece called *8 hours of bullying children on Roblox* by *Parker Meek*

[@bruh-uo7yk]

watching your videos on the regular means i just have to accept the +25 pyschic damage to my eardrums and +15 obscurity to my sense of humor thank you

[@KOrgan0414]

4:14 sounds like a typical day at organ practice.

[@ozzi4647]

It's an actual brass feature from a DCI show. Blue Devils 2017, "Metamorph." Fuckin awesome show

[@drjimbo1357]

@@ozzi4647 lookin for someone who recognized it, I second this its an incredible show.

[@villavine10]

That part sounds like an old 2k song

[@SnowyIsAnIdiot]

2:43 - 3:38 actually sounds really nice. This was fun to watch :D

[@notcatisa]

it gives off almost runescape vibes. almost

[@MyNameIsLuka2]

Sounds like something from a final fantasy game. Like anywhere between 6-9

[@marshaenderheart]

3:38 is the main theme from Bad Piggies

[@LupeSunglass]

@@marshaenderheart Angry Birds

[@marshaenderheart]

@@LupeSunglass shhhhhhhHHHHHHHIT

[@verniercape4620]

“Trumpet and tuba are switched” is a classic man.

[@jimmykrutakofficial294]

0:53 is gold

[@OmegaWaffle1235]

I thought it was gold 2019 at first

[@ifidisagreewithyouyourewro602]

The trumpet has stickings.

[@NuggetEternal]

This is as close to reality as music has ever gotten. The chaos. The randomness. The abruptness. The dank memeness. It's perfection.

[@hermeticinstrumentalist6804]

You are a master. You gave me many awesome laughs and made me feel warm and fuzzy. Thank you. Awesome humor.

[@arcioko2142]

4:28 new favourite chord

[@semproniaprocax2942]

1:00 swear this is something Stravinsky probably wrote

[@newmono7341]

It reminds me of Ritual Action of the Ancestors from The Rite of Spring

[@yarlodek5842]

Sounds like a car alarm. “The Rite of Ford”

[@jeroenl8352]

It also gives me Penderecki vibes

[@Ok-pq5ro]

idk giving me chopin vibes

[@adamhall8912]

Everybody gangsta till the French horn part turns into 256th note bass drum rolls

[@Hyperdeath.Kisses]

IM FUCKING WHEEZING FROM THE UNDER THE SEA PART OMG MY FACE HURTS

[@cardrabitt1159]

I like how sometimes there are brief interludes of frantic sanity, and then it's right back to directionless chaos

[@aradmnk1269]

The chord theory behind the dissonance is actually admirable

[@bragtime1052]

I like the part where notes goes slidey 🤓

[@gisopolis77]

0:53 everyone gansta till Stravinsky writes the warm up packet

[@persydiangelo8461]

Imagine if he used his talent to actually transcribe something, we could have all of metamorph, down side up, and Babylon transcribed perfectly and perform a cover of it as a community.

[@foxcatman1737]

As a brass player i can confirm that this is like the most basic of warmups

[@CharlotteFCFan]

Yeah the first one is the one my band warms up with often, it is very beautiful

[@Lombardiification]

I honesty thought this was some interpretation of a theme from Majora’s Mask at the beginning xD but having experienced this masterpiece, I am convinced my life is changed to the better. Thank you so much for the upload; looking forward to more!

[@grimbluesins7592]

Hey, this is the Stony Wood Elementary band teacher, can you make us a woodwind warm-up packet as well? The average warm-ups are too easy for my students lol

[@VKStudiosoidutSKV]

Instead of thinking it was Elmo's world, I thought the LA stood for Los Angeles and thought oh yeah, ambulances.

[@TornaitSuperBird]

Same.

[@avramwilliams2103]

Chad Mary breaks down your door and makes an elementary school orchestra appear specifically to play this to you at midnight

[@themilkman3422]

as a trumpet player, i can say that i warm up to this every day has given me a lot of improvemtn. thakls!!!!!!

[@BuckyBuchanan]

This man be summoning demons and sending them back with this masterpiece

[@shadmium]

that ending is more than perfect

[@Terra654]

4:28 Ah yes I also love Jacob Collier.

[@mrsqueaks1154]

THIS COMMENT TOOK ME OUT😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@hangontheivy4440]

This is the funniest shit to me. I never thought I needed musescore shitpost

[@lardseeven]

I know the bar was low when you specified that this was for elementary brass warm-ups, but do you have anything a little more challenging? I'm in a college band and have been looking for something that suits our level of playing.

[@bob-gabbitas]

Omg, I remember playing these in my elementary school band! What wonderful memories!

[@kwamethegod358]

no matter how hard you try, you can never escape the mcnutt special

[@acoustic_.]

what

[@jwaj]

Thanks, kwame brown

[@kwamethegod358]

@@jwaj kwame brown loves himself some mcnutt

[@michaeldepauw9114]

@@acoustic_. someone else was saying that that’s what people call the drum lick at 3:58

[@orbpulsargd2608]

2:20 Mom, I'm listening to experimental music, I swear!

[@notbryan2076]

What is that from? It sounds so familiar

[@shoobfloof22]

@@notbryan2076 Uhhh the drum thing in the background was from er.... well, a place with a yellow and black logo that says "PH" on it

[@maxchan4053]

69 likes nice

[@dontcallmethat6515]

i thought i was the only one -- 😭😅

[@notbryan2076]

@@shoobfloof22 ?

[@nuclearjello2243]

0:53 actually sounded like it would be a ruler of everything reference, somewhat. Instead I got pain, but that is kind of the point of these videos anyway.

[@dietwater5176]

In the gallowwwwws

[@docmcmoth]

Or the ghettoes...

[@LightTuner7024]

In the town or the meadoooooooooooooooow

[@paulfraatz7320]

In the billows, even over the sun

[@pfudorliker247]

Every end of a time is another begun

[@toob4858]

I’m only 14 seconds in and the horn part messing up and quickly swapping to the right note being written in has had me crying for the last five minutes.

[@guyoguy]

I love how it occasionally becomes real good music thats fire but devolves into madness

[@joshavery]

4:28 POV: You're sent to hell but it's not what you expected

[@the_realest_darkXwolf17]

LA LA LA LA ELMOS WORLD

[@dante7302]

Ah yes the, "Horns of St. Michael signifying the return of the biblically accurate angels to the human world where the true rapture of blood will begin" Sheet music. Almost makes me miss Highschool band

[@yourgenericownedent260]

Stony Wood Elementary school must have quite a talented band.

[@zacvee7255]

My interpretation of 1:13: “Hey, how’s it-“ “SHUT UP!” “Oh, that’s coo-“ “STOPP!” “Beautiful day out-“ “STOP TALKING!”

[@amyjensen7183]

I try to integrate as much of this into my trumpet practice as possible. It's such a simple, beautiful piece.