Stop saying dumbass things you arent Vlad von Carstein!

the only one Vlad loves in Isabella!
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[@darthplagueis13]

Imagine if the undead minions ended up killing a bunch of beetles and ants and butterflies and left the enemy army alone...

[@janonshitposts5336]

They just did Vlad his deed!

[@janonshitposts5336]

btw nice Udwin Fans hier zu sehen!

[@Diego-zz1df]

Emperor Karl Franz awards Vlad and acknowledges him as elector count of Sylvania after his army purges the Empire of all crop-destroying and parasitic bugs.

[@Diego-zz1df]

Vlad: "MINE PUPPETS!" "Well, at least he's honest"

[@IAmTheStig32]

[Archaeon the Everchosen rampaging through Kislev] Vlad von Carstein: Congratulations, you are being rescued. Empire soldier: [staring in bewildered horror] Vlad von Carstein: Please do not resist.

[@josephbray9979]

The Chad Vlad vs The Manlet Mannfred

[@trashynecromancer1155]

I’d willingly work for Vlad as a Necromancer. He seems like a reasonable guy.

[@aneishinobinomono]

@@CJVS995 you forgot about jerek, the only vampire who turned good (end times doesn't count). really want to see jerek as a legendary hero.

[@aethewulf7082]

@@aneishinobinomono ive read vampires wars,what happens to him in end times?

[@aneishinobinomono]

@@aethewulf7082 i haven't read end times, so my knowledge is from the wiki. as far as i know, jerek isn't mentioned. he probably dies when chaos destroys the world, but i dont know a whole lot about the end times.

[@jorvach9874]

@@aneishinobinomono Isn't there that Ulrika von Magdova(at least I think that was her name) too? She's an FLC Legendary Hero for Kislev and The Empire in TWWH3!

[@letendreelliott8778]

@@jorvach9874spoiler alert Ulrika in the End Times loses the struggle against "the beast" (the part of every Vampire that wants to go all violence and murder) and Felix Jaeger is forced to cut off her head.

[@unionblue21]

Vlad the chad is a general for Franz in my Empire Campaign. The only person that should govern Sylvania anyways.

[@janonshitposts5336]

Vlad should govern the Empire!

[@unionblue21]

@@janonshitposts5336 don’t worry he does in my Vlad campaign along with Karl as a general.

[@peters8512]

Is that a mod?

[@dantesparda14175]

Honestly, if I was a zombie serving Vlad, I’d turn into a bloody Vargulf after hearing this amazing speech

[@miguelcarunchod.1493]

By lore, each vargulf was once a vampire.

[@Ghost3210]

Everybody gangsta until Vlad fight Bel'akor in Mordheim, while Clan Eshin steals Warpstone in the background.

[@CapybaraConnoisseur89]

Vlad 🖤🖤🦇🦇 true dad and Emperor

[@loggygaming2112]

We now need Settra the imperishable

[@janonshitposts5336]

Your wish shall be fulfilled in about 5 Minutes!

[@AxtonLennox111]

Sounds like Vlad to me make me a vampire Emperor Von Carstine

[@MADhorseKD]

That 'Mine Puppets' line worked so well with the music, i love it! There seems to be a small hickup while he says it though, like the audio cuts out for a split second.

[@janonshitposts5336]

Ah i noticed it too now on second hearing! You have good ears my friend!

[@MADhorseKD]

@@janonshitposts5336 Why thank you :) Looking forward to this possibly getting fixed. I understand the loud HAH is a meme, but that intro with the music gives me goosebumps every time

[@bigfluff73]

HAH!

[@AndyRaparison]

Warpstone? Did you say-say warpstone? Maybe we can do-do a deal…

[@TheAzorg]

Not gonna lie, if daddy vladdy was real I'd work for him willingly, as a puppet or vampire, whatever he wishes

[@janonshitposts5336]

Simp for Vlad like Isabella

[@TheAzorg]

@@janonshitposts5336 i will

[@madness8897]

Mhm, yes same for me. But more cause i've always had a morbid fascination with necromancy.

[@janonshitposts5336]

@@madness8897 Ah same though for me its more the question of becoming immortal that fascinates me when it comes to necromancy, Vampires and all the good shit!!

[@TheAzorg]

@@madness8897 if we're talking about this, if there is undead faction in a game I'm playing the shit out of it for the first few hours. It usually feels like home, especially when necromancy is involved :)

[@absilabadi5121]

Vladass

[@szymonrozanski6938]

Warhammer Lore Fact: If Vlad and Isabella managed to conquer the Empire (If Mannfred didnt betray because GW need to put plot armor to the Empire), they would make the Empire great again, like no joke. Laws would be actual laws, no discrimination (If you didnt mind paying the blood tax from time to time), you wouldnt fight that much in wars as your great-great-great-great-grandparents would for it for you. Actively hunts down chaos, you still can worship any non-chaos gods. You could have 24/7 workers for years. So yeah, we could have all of that, but again, GW actively hates anything that isnt the "Good guys" and the Empire, so they ahve to win in the end no matter what, no matter the odds, no matter the bs plot armor.

[@hahihohe6421]

It was true until end times and archaon transformation into one punch man.

[@martinnolhaf3151]

Based and Undeadworker Pilled

[@justwannabehappy6735]

Not sure about that. If the vampire wars trilogy of BL is faithful to the source material, Sylvania was kinda dark, depressing and deadly for the common folk.

[@szymonrozanski6938]

@@justwannabehappy6735 Well yes, because the Empire and Dwarfs actively supressed them. No trade, threw deadly magic at them to kill them, sended troops and agents periodically to kill anything that moves, etc. Imagine Cold war, but not really and USSR and USA teamed up to beat someone to death.

[@thehermeticgamer3736]

Vlad was defeated by The Empire repeatedly. He kept coming back because he had plot-armour. You've literally got this backwards.

[@a_tired_wendigo]

I FUCKING LOVE VLAD

[@whalecain]

00:14 Hearing this was such a blessing. Thank you

[@infernoxus1432]

the true, c h a d von carstein

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

*HAH!* thank you for uploading

[@janonshitposts5336]

Gladly!

[@maciek.u]

Chad von Carstein

[@BenXu1]

H A H

[@vornamenachname594]

loud = funny :smug:

[@janonshitposts5336]

20k Klicks Bruder hat funktioniert

[@vornamenachname594]

@@janonshitposts5336 auch wieder wahr...🤐

[@polacogoyeneche1918]

what is this ost?

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

It's from the Vampire Counts trailer for Warhammer 1.

[@polacogoyeneche1918]

@@HiddenEvilStudios Thanks♥

[@a_tired_wendigo]

Manfreds theme

[@dramaking9559]

He a mass murderer. But he a good husband

[@janonshitposts5336]

Hey they are Both Mass murders... Mass murders in love!