Stop sending liquid to my mailbox

[@WilliamOsman2]

Buy something from CatWarehouse, or we're going out of business www.catwarehouse.com/

[@benalger107]

I wuv you Willie

[@bill-or-somthingbill4390]

Rename the episode, "3 friends drink piss"

[@bilz0r]

If that crab crack shirt didn't cost nearly $100 in Australia you would have made a sale big Willie.

[@yohanahramen6756]

Will, you had a kid?!?!? VALIDATE MY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP!?!?

[@kugi9726]

@@benalger107

[@StaYUTI420]

"No liquids, unless its from amazon". Is exactly what someone who doesn't want a 55 gallon drum of lube would say.

[@AnonymousAnarchist2]

*does Does want. What else would you order from Amazon?

[@It-b-Blair]

Pretty sure Amazon has that… it might even be back ordered 😂😂😂

[@Jazz-Man1910]

Holy shit there are like 50 results for it.

[@benben9794]

There’s actually a bigger tote you can sometimes find on Amazon as well

[@TheJared38]

You can't tell me that if William got a 55 gallon drum of lubricant in the mail, he wouldn't make a giant slip and slide, or something like that.

[@vishwathramachandran]

I can’t wait until the next unboxing when William gets sent 100x more liquid.

[@Dankleberrrrg]

Bibles soaked in piss

[@chrisjb241]

I'm not sending him liquid right now

[@maciej4250]

It's the only logical next setp

[@vincentvangoghaway0145]

​@@maciej4250 Setp

[@custos3249]

Bonus points to whoever sends him a bottle holder themed after goatse.

[@AudraK]

Props to the other female who watched this channel and knew William would be too lazy to read the note, so she addressed it to caretaker. Very smart! It’s gonna be a bomb ass sweater!!

[@Definatalie]

As a fellow female, that's just female intelligence.

[@FukaiKokoro]

I'm a lady :)

[@yairakatz8688]

That was me! Chelsea hasn't gotten back to me about the sweater though. :(

[@maxgadd]

@@yairakatz8688 dayum #nojusticenopeace

[@AudraK]

@@yairakatz8688 😭

[@oliviaqqq]

I'm gonna start saving the junk I empty out of my vacuum so I can send it to him

[@leomonk974]

Hehehehe

[@HourRomanticist]

That's a biohazard lol

[@bobchris3037]

Will is the king of filming mail openings in snuff film locations.

[@trashtrash2169]

Filming's just wrapped up.

[@bielanski2493]

Ventura Chain-Letter Massacree

[@FasutonemuMyoji]

The title of the film was "Pick and Package (The body)"

[@AlgaeGaming]

my favourite part of the bible is the wine voucher

[@Slvt4Bread]

"Here's your free $100 of pure Jesus water!"

[@TheDooDooRanger]

I love Jesus blood, it's delicious

[@StuffandThings_]

The next one comes with communion wafers

[@Mushroom.Madness.]

I can't remember exactly I think you had to spend x amount to use said voucher or pay for a membership or something.

[@VoltisArt]

Really expected one of these two to come to the same conclusion regarding the voucher. I'm sure it's not the only instance of a highly desirable thing or effect from a book not being written inside the book. ...I think I just explained all those hateful "evangelical Christians" who can't be bothered to follow what's actually _in the Bible._ (No, it's not most of the world who finds that desirable, but clearly the grumpy idiots do. Also, sorry for getting serious here, will try not to do it again.)

[@quintafox7582]

“What kind of sicko would spend money on a canning machine to bottle their piss and send it to a youtuber?” That’s the average William Osman viewer

[@thiccityd9773]

Do you think he’d let a project like that into opensauce

[@elio7610]

maybe they already had a canning machine.

[@escapist83]

Someone send him a liquid Bible.

alphabet soup

[@Drakith90]

Technically you're right Will. You didn't hit it with an axe! You hit it with a mattock! Totally different tool.

[@Cockerham]

Reminder that Will quit KZbin for eight months after "wrong shovel".

[@liamcolton4625]

Wrong mattock it's a polaski

[@Drakith90]

@@liamcolton4625 A pulaski is just a cutter mattock with a fancy name.

[@FasutonemuMyoji]

MAAAAAAAAATLOOOOOOOOOOOOCK - Grandpa Simpson

[@thelegenderysloth3509]

if i dont see mr neutron ill riot

[@chazbennett7771]

😢

[@lettersnstuff]

chewing on the mail, just like her dad ❤

[@MaroonMilk]

It's nice to see that the kidnapper let William film a video and let his family visit during his hostage situation.

[@MRmisteronwzz]

Omw to buy a canning machine to send my favourite youtuber my piss

[@randomviewer3494]

can't be that expensive right?

[@Redbikemaster]

(just an FYI that's kinda a felony)

[@suckanegg69]

ahh yes bioterrorism

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Redbikemaster Not if you label it as “carbonated piss.” You’re not making him drink it 😂

[@Redbikemaster]

@@Sniperboy5551 no it's really illegal to send urine through the mail except in specific exempted circumstances like medical testing.

[@nexus3d5]

potato is growing up so fast, looks more like caretaker though.

[@PabloEdvardo]

yep, totally has their eyes

yeah, he got the good genes

[@chemistryofquestionablequa6252]

Instructions unclear, just sent 5 gallons of “personal lubricant”.

[@chazbennett7771]

Mad milk

[@Happy156]

what if i send molten aluminum to your mailbox. what are you gonna do about it.

[@lasopa7]

Unbox a solid chunk of aluminum when it cools in the 3-5 days spent being thrown around in UPS facilities?

[@Happy156]

@@lasopa7 that's what the blowtorch is for

[@kaelwd]

How many lithium batteries would you need to keep a big chunk of aluminium molten for like a week?

[@duskpede5146]

@@kaelwd depends how big it is and how well you can keep it insulated. really the problem isn't keeping it liquid its keeping everything around it solid (solid enough to send through the mail). the real trick is we make the aluminium melt very quickly after he opens the package. we put thermite in a box and then send it to will.

[@kaelwd]

I hear asbestos is a pretty good insulator, maybe we could use some of that.

[@StuffandThings_]

Someone clearly needs to send him a massive stack of towels to deal with all these liquids

[@HKT-4300]

Did not expect Jet Set Radio music

[@flmalegre]

William truly is the Sweet Soul Brother we made along the way

[@firebeardlongfellow5295]

WAS LOOKONG FOR THIS COMMENT BECAUSE SAME!!!! 😎👍💙

[@newtybot]

William: "Stop sending me liquids" The most funniest mfs on the entire planet:

[@Heroo01]

bro really just said "most funniest"

[@newtybot]

@@Heroo01 You know damn well the next video is gonna be him unboxing spoiled milk and dishsoap

[@bmcgee3507]

I thought it would just be a bag of loose milk or something

[@Definatalie]

Canadian milk?

[@silverXnoise]

C’mon people. Learn to dehydrate your piss, so it can be shelf-stable, and BONUS-much cheaper to ship to Will!

[@4077Disc]

KZbinr: "Hey Audience, please stop doing that thing" Audience: DOES THAT THING 1000x MORE THAN THEY WERE BEFORE BEING TOLD TO STOP

[@hommyguy]

He's a, sweet, soul, brother.

[@just_a_stump]

Sounds like a great time for a non-secular bonfire

[@janaloff]

😂

[@MechaBorne]

Very brave of boomer Billiam to do an unboxing video in 2024. We salute you for bringing us back to a simpler time. o7 hero

[@GideonFrazier]

JSRF music at the intro was golden!

[@Kenneth._.Sandburg]

Give away the Bibles at open sauce

[@GrandDawggy]

Na give them to someone who might want them, personally I'd give them to goodwill. (I'm an atheist but I try to be respectful to religion because I study it a lot)

[@michaelransdell]

Nah, use them as emergency firewood

[@misterretsim9851]

@@michaelransdellNow let's see you give the same type of energy to the other Abrahamic religious texts.

[@trumpetwizard7250]

​@@misterretsim9851 they all need to go

[@morpheusgreene2704]

@@misterretsim9851 lmao got eem

[@oversizedfeline2689]

potato is the splitting image of caretaker omg

[@thisboiii9231]

potato looks EXACTLY like chelsea

[@mikamekaze]

Good thing everyone on the internet is really good at respecting the wishes of other people on the internet and following clear instructions!

[@travissutherland8502]

In a few weeks after he sees the results from this he gonna post a “stop sending money to my PObox” video

[@FasutonemuMyoji]

Hax

[@Virtrial]

The screaming goat did not deserve that :'(

[@andersmoore]

0:53 It’s true, he has a giant pile of bibles… he just keeps them at the landfill.

[@Slvt4Bread]

Someone needs to make Willy excavator grips in the shape of holy bibles

[@monkey_man70-1]

That wine voucher that came with the Bible is a free bookmark. As someone who orders from thriftbooks frequently, I had to laugh cause those stupid vouchers come in every order.

[@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f]

That's not a goat, That's Prudence The Safety Goat, Don't you know nuthink.

[@WalterOrange]

stop sending liquid to my mailbox☝️🤓

[@VoltisArt]

Hold my...wait, no, I'm gonna need that.

[@CasaVoid]

Noooo it's the end of the baby blocks era! My baby blocks had a good run :(

[@andrewlukkuz369]

I missed bad unboxing. Thank you Mr. Idubbbz.

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

Send the liquid to my mailbox

[@hardrockinhere]

Are we just gonna ignore he named his kid Potato?

[@NekoNinja13]

that one heimlich gift basically validated this videos trauma 🤣 also love the jet set music at the start

[@vaderman212]

The Jet Set Radio music really threw me for a loop lol

[@BLANCOisacolor]

Your daughter looks so much like her mom! They're both so beautiful. Love your little family Will❤

[@It-b-Blair]

@3:38 probably my favorite tool; the mattock 😸 super useful, and zombie apocalypse approved 😜

[@Son_of_Nyango]

rip prudence the safety goat lol! 💀

[@laytontyler584]

The irony of the chapter he opened of the Bible saying, the sinners beat and mocked him, after William hit the Bible with an axe and yelled at everyone for sending them to him and threw them away

[@KevwePatani]

It's not called the Word of God for nothing🤣

[@KevwePatani]

@@zee-fr5kw This opposed to God's speaking to humans directly, very different and totally not the same thing

[@toastythebear]

The beer is secretly from Michael Reeves. His video about it will be out in 2027

[@bigmiker35]

William throwing that pickaxe through the walls like he never burnt down his first house 😂

[@VoltisArt]

While similar, the pickaxe has a pick (square profile) on one end and chisel on the other, but the mattock has an axe head and an adze (the broad sideways axe-looking thing.) Yes, that's correct, a pickaxe does not have an axe head at all. Will was using the latter, and yes, I did look this up because I wasn't sure either, but figured there was probably a difference.

[@Phuqr]

Normally I think that names like this are to protect children. But in this case I think he actually named his child Potato.

[@sorakiu]

Why are people sending William bibles? I feel like I missed a joke

[@VoltisArt]

With this audience, the most likely reason is that one person sent him one...and he didn't really want it.

[@festivebear9946]

I wanna send him an actual book now but I'm afraid he'd just throw it away :(

[@stellansstopmotion8147]

I’ve never read the Bible is it funny

[@jamesmartin9636]

​@@stellansstopmotion8147 bruh

[@ItsKiraLyn]

I love these moments that you and Kevin share…

[@endearingtragedy657]

Someone send him a liquid Bible

[@CharlesRedd]

Sweet Soul Brother for the first 8 seconds of the video activated me like a sleeper agent.

[@maxegloff3001]

this is just right for my adhd thank you william love ya

[@porkchops4lunch]

SWEET. SOUL. BROTHA.

[@DismemberTheAlamo]

sweet soul brother...

[@JustinsGarage]

This is a sign. You need to start a church.

[@ButterKing-28]

Intro song was a throw back

[@Pebbleblast]

i love the jet set radio soundrtrack

[@laggypirates]

You think he plans these bits out in advance or is he just the worlds most pure improv genius?

[@JustKet69]

potato looks like a baby oppenheimer

[@d6u4]

I love caretaker so much. 😊

[@DJlegionuk]

Potato looks just like the Caretaker 😁

[@pileofstuff]

i wonder if they're related?

[@DJlegionuk]

@@pileofstuff you could be onto something with that

[@user-kz8tw4vj7z]

You now have a Prudence the Safety Goat!

[@cshymshy]

Bros playing the JSRF theme more and more, amazing

[@StephenBlane]

You know what you've done now don't you? You're now getting a bottle of alcohol disguised as a bible

[@nextral7955]

For a second channel he’s getting a decent amount of views. I watch every single upload!

[@EagleManExplorer]

was not expecting a JSRF callback in this video

[@belovaklebelovak7770]

FYI there are now some very afordable canning machine you can buy for your home utilisation. So you can can anything you want your favorite youtuber to drink on camera. Love your work don't die drinking some shit from the mail.

[@bigsanrio]

The 'Bug's Life" Heimlich thing is totally a fleshlight 😂😂😂

[@leonardoalbuquerque9375]

Mail has been through the whole country maybe event to another country. Got touched by many unwashed hands, touched other filthy things. William: here baby that it in your mouth. I know a kid that is going to have a strong imune system when I see one

[@westlydurkee6230]

This is quality content

[@daned_lion3430]

highly appreciate the Jet Set Radio into music

[@jellosf_vanpudd8009]

I love to see Kevin and Sandra in your videos.

[@BIGMANLOGJAM]

I enjoy your videos so much I reopen them to make sure I liked them, in case I forgot.

[@lady_draguliana784]

that Heimlich was AWESOME!

[@mindpotato]

i think every fan that sees their package in this video immediately unsubscribes and tears down all their cat warehouse merch

[@Forev3rstudios]

I hear JSRF soundtrack, I comment. He's a sweet soul brother 🎶

[@MrTheSmoon]

what a normal fan mail video

[@C1c4da]

JET SET RADIO INTRO SONG HOLY MOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Toltalchaos]

this smells like the old idubzz unboxings. i love it

[@8bitmofo]

Sweet Soul Brother intro. Brothers!

[@papajohones4290]

This is like a “calm” version of idubbbz unboxing

[@chemicalvamp]

now you get a 100% liquid bible

[@snacks1994]

opening song makes me have to go back and play jsrf again

[@Jeebes]

Song in first 10 seconds: sweet soul brother from jet set radio future.

[@Rygoat]

I almost feel bad for that beer company, almost.

[@kaukospots]

on to the era of Cameraman BackyardScientist

[@mrjoejon6882]

Miss Potato looks just like momma bean

[@seb_the_cat]

“You ever see something in a box and you’re like ‘This is like a severed human head’”? Ah yes, that feeling.

[@Leroys_Stuff]

That’s a safety goat

[@manmanderson]

I sent you a big block of ice. Because you don't want any liquid.

[@DJBillyQ]

Nice to see a few other cultured people recognizing the Jet Set Radio Future music in the intro here in the comments ;)

[@Taintlessdisc]

U should recycle those books after shredding them some fancy way that would make some great content 😂

[@Taintlessdisc]

Send him some medicinal shrooms in a can now thats content 😂

[@apollo7557]

I love sending liquid to my favorite creators 🥰

[@unxprienced9548]

"What's a guy gotta do to make you scream" -William, 2024

[@SoonGone]

Its so bubbly because its been shaken up by William and he doesn't know how to pour a beer.