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Ryan Long

Ryan Long

Күн бұрын

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@RyanLongcomedy
@RyanLongcomedy 2 жыл бұрын
New York has a Simp-phobia Problem. Use the sponsors and i'll make more videos then normal fellas
@Buck_nekkid
@Buck_nekkid 2 жыл бұрын
Hey ryan
@recitationtohear
@recitationtohear 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJPbgmesgtiArck Its finally here..
@Detalx
@Detalx 2 жыл бұрын
this has channel 7 vibes
@zachf5195
@zachf5195 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan's killing it with that coat
@theMolecularMan
@theMolecularMan 2 жыл бұрын
More of this hahaha
@MerriweatherMcWiggan
@MerriweatherMcWiggan 2 жыл бұрын
This man is fueled by the awkward feelings of others, a true talent.
@Selvarin
@Selvarin 2 жыл бұрын
The 'Awk' is strong with him.
@xlortiz
@xlortiz 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan's a legend!
@craigr4763
@craigr4763 2 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable levels of commitment. An absolute talent indeed.
@mikekasich836
@mikekasich836 2 жыл бұрын
Coleen robeeeensonnnn
@mikekasich836
@mikekasich836 2 жыл бұрын
@@Selvarin energy vampire?
@TsukiNaito1
@TsukiNaito1 2 жыл бұрын
Girl doesn't want to admit to disagreeing with anything un-woke, but also doesn't want to be involved with a simp that goes to strip clubs, but also is totally fine with that.
@victorsoto4821
@victorsoto4821 2 жыл бұрын
virtue signaling in a nutshell, women will say anything to sound politically correct nowadays, but that's also why you never take dating advice and other crap from women, since they only generally tell you what you want to hear and not the truth.
@TsukiNaito1
@TsukiNaito1 2 жыл бұрын
@@victorsoto4821 Bitch, I'm a woman. I've lost friends because I wouldn't toe the woke line. Take your "I can't get a date" woes elsewhere.
@Tuvok_Shakur
@Tuvok_Shakur Жыл бұрын
sounds about right
@codykrueger796
@codykrueger796 Жыл бұрын
@@victorsoto4821 fricken nailed it. I feel for the guys in this landscape, what happened to taking a girl on a date for dinner, just for that. And the girls want a guy who will be like that, but they think the opposite because of all this wokism
@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying
@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying Жыл бұрын
@@codykrueger796 It really doesn't have anything to do with being woke. Women benefit from simps, they're *repulsed* by them but they benefit from the behavior simps exhibit. So she's fighting her repulsion while saying there's nothing wrong because her life is made better by the affection of the simps in her life.
@yoloswaggins2161
@yoloswaggins2161 2 жыл бұрын
How is Ryan even allowed onto the streets anymore. Clearly he's going to destabilize society if he keeps going like this.
@Chxzz1
@Chxzz1 2 жыл бұрын
He's not allowed outside. He's supposed to be in my basement but he managed to escape. ...I'll get him some day though, don't worry
@AaronCo2
@AaronCo2 2 жыл бұрын
He's my Obi-wan Kenobi.
@zackglickert4495
@zackglickert4495 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, isn’t it great?
@palaceofwisdom9448
@palaceofwisdom9448 2 жыл бұрын
Destabilize society? At this point Ryan's antics are like throwing a match into The Great Chicago Fire.
@sorenkorvberg8736
@sorenkorvberg8736 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao he's a legend
@Mr.Mister96
@Mr.Mister96 2 жыл бұрын
"I have a boyfriend" "So why does this guy have his arm around you."
@4damind
@4damind Жыл бұрын
Her boyfriend is the poster child for simps.
@Altair-El-Haddad
@Altair-El-Haddad 9 ай бұрын
You know the turkey is being stuffed by the friend
@iBecoco
@iBecoco Ай бұрын
Yeeeah lol
@yankochoynev652
@yankochoynev652 2 жыл бұрын
I died when the asian dude started talking about getting 3 girls' numbers and spending 400 dollars on a strip club. I even thought he was a plant and went there with ryan, it was so good.
@tyson211
@tyson211 2 жыл бұрын
Dude had to be a plant. It’s hard to tell though because Ryan has a way of drawing people out. Either way it’s hilarious.
@TC-rc1zf
@TC-rc1zf 2 жыл бұрын
He's at Ryan's shows. Uses as a joke how he knows specific asians ethnicities
@Yeah0bviously
@Yeah0bviously 2 жыл бұрын
He is a plant right? How else could a rando sneak into a private convo with that line 《May I add up to thr conversation..》
@gustavohermandio1440
@gustavohermandio1440 2 жыл бұрын
poor guy, poor poor guy, he had no idea clearly what he stepped into. i feel bad. unbelievable the balls of this guy tho..
@luckydannumber2
@luckydannumber2 2 жыл бұрын
Based on that Tinder date guy who committed suicide on Reddit, I think that was a plant. He spent 1000 bucks on Tinder, got turned down by every girl, and hit on by a girl's boyfriend who found out she was cheating.
@ThePhysicalReaction
@ThePhysicalReaction 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the asian-american guy. He was just straightforward and honest. Wasn't trying too hard. Anti-simp. This will likely give him additional confidence for well earned future endeavores.
@jelmar35
@jelmar35 5 ай бұрын
He was trying *very* hard. He was doing an entire performance just to impress the girl
@jayandrusiak
@jayandrusiak 4 ай бұрын
“Asian-American” 🤣 you could have just said Asian. You liberals act so weird whenever race is involved with anything. Btw that guy was extremely odd. A guy with a horrible voice thinking singing Taylor swift was a good pickup move.
@watevatube
@watevatube 2 жыл бұрын
Takes a real talent to lean into these super awkward situations like ryan does ! love it !
@bettermanchannel770
@bettermanchannel770 2 жыл бұрын
The hardest
@lw4423
@lw4423 2 жыл бұрын
Having no shame will also do.
@EM-fi2qg
@EM-fi2qg 2 жыл бұрын
I would pass out and bang my head on something sharp, just to get out of that situation.
@KB-zn3wg
@KB-zn3wg 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan is holding us all acountable. It's supposed to be uncomfortable.
@PetesZ400
@PetesZ400 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing but respect for guys that keep a straight face asking these crazy questions
@daviddunmer3889
@daviddunmer3889 2 жыл бұрын
i wish i had 10% of the confidence that ryan has in social situations like this what an absolute legend
@aidanlanz3114
@aidanlanz3114 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan just thrives off of human awkwardness. 😂
@Enbix
@Enbix 2 жыл бұрын
Haha the one with the singing guy went on for too long.
@AldSotha
@AldSotha 2 жыл бұрын
LEL
@trevbarlow9719
@trevbarlow9719 2 жыл бұрын
Like Nathan Fielder
@4Mikes4Mindset4
@4Mikes4Mindset4 2 жыл бұрын
555
@lucaslucas2933
@lucaslucas2933 2 жыл бұрын
Doing gods work 😂😂😂
@CiMcM135
@CiMcM135 2 жыл бұрын
Man the part that made me laugh the most was him giving random confused strangers a promo code only to be met with “… No.” And that is what made it into the final shot of him giving us the promo code 😂 This man IS comedy.
@madhukarjonathanminj2772
@madhukarjonathanminj2772 2 жыл бұрын
yup,i feel as if he's is the most funny person in KZbin.
@allnorweiganwood
@allnorweiganwood 2 жыл бұрын
God help the street folk whose destinies cross paths with Ryan
@BIOHAZARD_V2
@BIOHAZARD_V2 2 жыл бұрын
I was so uncomfortable the whole time and I love it
@elyastoohey6621
@elyastoohey6621 2 жыл бұрын
I want to be in a Ryan video so bad. He probably gets a heap of fans though he doesn’t put into videos.
@Matanumi
@Matanumi 2 жыл бұрын
@@elyastoohey6621 probably not honestly he's still small time in America. This is very much close to the shit he used to do on CBC
@elyastoohey6621
@elyastoohey6621 2 жыл бұрын
@@Matanumi I’m in australia and I love him. He’s the right kind of millennial witty.
@palaceofwisdom9448
@palaceofwisdom9448 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan's ability to get someone to stick around in the most awkward situation is approaching Chris Hansen levels.
@TheGentlemanOutlaw
@TheGentlemanOutlaw 2 жыл бұрын
We all know how terrible a cringe moment feels in person, but it's entertaining to experience such a constant delivery of cringe while watching cultural faux pas being flipped on their head and exposed for how vapid they truly are. The brilliant part is you dont have to be invested personally, this is truly art.
@Burnsy6988
@Burnsy6988 2 жыл бұрын
sounds kinda simp bro
@TheGentlemanOutlaw
@TheGentlemanOutlaw 2 жыл бұрын
@@Burnsy6988 Simp-phobia is not ok.
@CowboyHatsAndKuchen
@CowboyHatsAndKuchen 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Ryan doesn't care about the uncomfortable moments...I can barely watch 🤣
@arison2845
@arison2845 2 жыл бұрын
TRueee
@harveypolanski755
@harveypolanski755 2 жыл бұрын
I literally had to pause the video because I was feeling so second hand embarrassed for the guy.
@Chxzz1
@Chxzz1 2 жыл бұрын
@@harveypolanski755 yeah.. that was excruciating to watch..
@madhukarjonathanminj2772
@madhukarjonathanminj2772 2 жыл бұрын
IKR, second hand embarrassment was hitting really hard in this video
@Christian-dd2qm
@Christian-dd2qm 2 жыл бұрын
@@harveypolanski755 That's me right now. Gotta read some comments before continuing..
@BosticReiva
@BosticReiva 2 жыл бұрын
Women: "we love simps" Simp: "hey" Women: "sorry, I'm busy till 2085"
@jessiejay1
@jessiejay1 Жыл бұрын
a real simp will wait
@HedgehogBased
@HedgehogBased 10 ай бұрын
No woman in her right mind would sleep with a rando off the street. Knowing this Ryan was trying to get women to sleep with random men for comedic effect. Implying that this says something significant about the women in the video is a little unhinged
@GrowFromHome
@GrowFromHome 2 жыл бұрын
That interaction with the Asian dude was too fucking good
@balwc147
@balwc147 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah agree
@x01021
@x01021 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta be a plant. Someone find his insta 😂
@hrmpug1092
@hrmpug1092 2 жыл бұрын
@@x01021 he is
@brent4674
@brent4674 2 жыл бұрын
@@hrmpug1092 does he use plants?
@hrmpug1092
@hrmpug1092 2 жыл бұрын
@@brent4674 no it’s just his friend, I think he’s a fellow comedian you’re supposed to know who it is
@satsingh1985
@satsingh1985 2 жыл бұрын
"My last $400 was a derek jeter jersey and the strip club." Killed it.
@GabzitoHD
@GabzitoHD 2 жыл бұрын
4:38 "what would be too much so he can do just under that?" lmaooooo
@princevegeta6236
@princevegeta6236 2 жыл бұрын
Dude You Edited and still posted wrong TimeStamp.
@joefuentes2977
@joefuentes2977 2 жыл бұрын
Revealing the absurdity of the whole simp thing
@dmitritelvanni4068
@dmitritelvanni4068 2 жыл бұрын
Since doing too much for a girl is simping I think I'm gonna have to leave my wife and three kids. They get 100% of my energy and devotion. This clearly has to stop before my reputation is ruined. Lol
@NickNapoli
@NickNapoli 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan’s like cupid out here with Valentines Day coming up. Setting up simps with dates.
@rxgueplanet
@rxgueplanet 2 жыл бұрын
That man has bars
@bettermanchannel770
@bettermanchannel770 2 жыл бұрын
Legendary!!
@andei_
@andei_ 2 жыл бұрын
The hypocrisy on that last girl is off the charts. Third wave feminism: Simps should worship and treat women like goddesses. Biology: Ewwwwww.
@aabahdjfisosososos
@aabahdjfisosososos 2 жыл бұрын
Using their own logic against them, I like it.
@NikoMalekMusic
@NikoMalekMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Women and logic?
@joefuentes2977
@joefuentes2977 2 жыл бұрын
It's almost like there's no logic there
@ptronic
@ptronic 2 жыл бұрын
Next up incel-phobia
@ianwazowski5607
@ianwazowski5607 2 жыл бұрын
@@NikoMalekMusic Why don't you guys never make jokes about men?
@Travybear1989
@Travybear1989 2 жыл бұрын
I remember trying to hook up with a girl I worked with at my first job. I took her out on a date to a local mid-range Italian place, we went to the mall, had a great conversation, and played ski-ball together at the arcade where I won a shitload of tickets and got her a prize, we held hands, kissed, overall an amazing date. When I asked how the date was she told me it was great, but I have a boyfriend but I just seemed nice to her and she couldn't refuse. Fast-forward to when I met my amazing wife 3 years ago, On our first date I wore a paint-covered shirt with a hole in it's armpit area that says "Free Gas, with a stick figure farting", some jeans, and regular shoes. We eat at Taco Bell spending roughly $5 total, then we go to the nature trail (free) and go for a walk while we talk, we kiss and schedule another date where we pretty much just go back to my house and have sex for about 2 hours straight and it's the best sex I had ever had in my life to that point, we pretty much did everything. The thing I didn't understand but later found out is that she was 18 when we met, I was 33. She never knew her dad and I looked like a good guy with a home and vehicle (she was raised poor) and now we've been married for 3 years with 2 kids and an amazing life together. Just goes to show that simping doesn't always work.
@malta071
@malta071 2 жыл бұрын
As a guy, I learned something very valuable when talking to girls. Whatever type of guy they say they like, do exactly opposite. More often than not, they'll be into you. That's for getting laid. For real dates, just be yourself. There is someone out there who digs it.
@christianwelker7751
@christianwelker7751 2 жыл бұрын
Very true, the right kind of person will like you for who you are. I hope you find someone and have an incredibly happy life
@HowTwo007
@HowTwo007 2 жыл бұрын
When there is a discrepancy between what girls say and what they do, go with what they do. Actions speak louder than words. Girls will say whatever makes them look good, in the eyes of society. Whatever, they deem unflattering about them selves, they pretend doesnt exist, and hate others who point them out
@Va11idus
@Va11idus 2 жыл бұрын
The idea of people acting to get laid is so cringe worthy.
@malta071
@malta071 2 жыл бұрын
@@Va11idus lmao. If you tell every girl you want to hook up with facts about yourself means that you are either young or an idiot!
@Va11idus
@Va11idus 2 жыл бұрын
@@malta071 if you are talking to girls just to hook up, you're either young or an idiot.
@danielmacconnadubh816
@danielmacconnadubh816 2 жыл бұрын
Your Asian brother from another mother has some comic chops Ryan, quite fearless. Got a proper awkward yet watchable stage presence. Hope you recommended some impromptu stand-up comedy sets for him.
@Boltrex100
@Boltrex100 2 жыл бұрын
10/10
@broomybroomybroomy
@broomybroomybroomy 2 жыл бұрын
I admire this man’s tenacity. He ain’t no simp
@danielmacconnadubh816
@danielmacconnadubh816 2 жыл бұрын
@@broomybroomybroomy or he's hardcore simp. Like interrupting Ryan's interview to sing Taylor Swift and rap. It's all or nothing with our based Asian bro. Although he was wise to the potential cost of a pricy sushi restaurant and nipped that in the bud
@danielmacconnadubh816
@danielmacconnadubh816 2 жыл бұрын
@@Boltrex100 definitely would watch a set of this man. Cancel Patton Oswalt, give us based Asian Simp Bro!
@TC-rc1zf
@TC-rc1zf 2 жыл бұрын
That's Ryan's Korean friend. I've seen him at his stand up. He plays a straight.
@CalRCRecords
@CalRCRecords 2 жыл бұрын
I REALLY struggled to get through this one, the awkwardness was well beyond palpable.
@tatsusama3192
@tatsusama3192 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how Ryan makes cringier and cringier videos. This was actually painful 😂🍿
@xxwaldi
@xxwaldi 2 жыл бұрын
When he started singing… jesus christ 😂
@YeeLeeHaw
@YeeLeeHaw 2 жыл бұрын
@@xxwaldi I thought it was pretty dope. I'm white though.
@bottlecap6169
@bottlecap6169 2 жыл бұрын
@@YeeLeeHaw What do you mean "I'm white though"? Stop being ashamed of your skin color.
@4skateboarding11
@4skateboarding11 2 жыл бұрын
You just watched the first 20 sec
@YeeLeeHaw
@YeeLeeHaw 2 жыл бұрын
@@bottlecap6169 Whooosh
@omgopet
@omgopet 2 жыл бұрын
"why does this guy have his arm around you?" "because he's my friend" Oooof, can't believe Ryan refrained from going all out on him, but I guess that would be simp-phobic...
@submissivebottom2741
@submissivebottom2741 2 жыл бұрын
Haha that dude was NOT a simp , he straight up savaged her at the end
@joefuentes2977
@joefuentes2977 2 жыл бұрын
Lol this manz was almost like PSYCHE I DO GOT B!TCHES
@BloodSugarS3XMajik
@BloodSugarS3XMajik Жыл бұрын
God Bless this woman for putting so much effort in this conversation
@franklinturtle9849
@franklinturtle9849 2 жыл бұрын
"Simps" are just "Nice Guys" that haven't been rejected enough yet.
@ms.bubs4fun506
@ms.bubs4fun506 2 жыл бұрын
Or men that do not hate women.
@belottov
@belottov 2 жыл бұрын
@@ms.bubs4fun506 give it some years.
@xTBCGx
@xTBCGx 2 жыл бұрын
@@ms.bubs4fun506 you can not hate women and also not be a simp though
@ilangamesyt2532
@ilangamesyt2532 2 жыл бұрын
@@ms.bubs4fun506 most men do not hate women, yet we do hate modern feminists
@talsapps
@talsapps 2 жыл бұрын
@@ms.bubs4fun506 Yeah, you said a stupid.
@opaidios
@opaidios 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who enjoyed awkwardness. He’s fucking great
@sheabenson99
@sheabenson99 2 жыл бұрын
No way please Ryan let me do an episode with you
@AdityaPrasad007
@AdityaPrasad007 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is the god of awkwardness and cringe. I can only aspire to be a fraction of this holiness.
@zerker08
@zerker08 2 жыл бұрын
The god of cringe is already taken
@elyastoohey6621
@elyastoohey6621 2 жыл бұрын
Probably shouldn’t have offered to rap one of your own songs. Hahahaha
@ianwazowski5607
@ianwazowski5607 2 жыл бұрын
Why do u hate women
@ianwazowski5607
@ianwazowski5607 2 жыл бұрын
@@AUSTIN-ss2zd You probably don't but OP does
@AdityaPrasad007
@AdityaPrasad007 2 жыл бұрын
@@ianwazowski5607 what makes you think I hate women?
@oIJustForFunIo
@oIJustForFunIo 2 жыл бұрын
This is a masterpiece. Your best one yet.
@ifeomanwandu4841
@ifeomanwandu4841 2 жыл бұрын
1. Narration is perfect gives an authentic documentary feel 2. The kneeling for the girls cause Ryan is so tall had me laughing 3. The Asian Guy was GOLD where do you find these guys!!!!
@Enward834
@Enward834 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously finds these fellas on the streets dude
@madhukarjonathanminj2772
@madhukarjonathanminj2772 2 жыл бұрын
@@Enward834 some comments are saying that he's apparently in Ryan's team,his stand-up team to be specific.
@Enward834
@Enward834 2 жыл бұрын
@@madhukarjonathanminj2772 ahhh no way. I feel lied to now:(( oh well. It was pretty funny so who's counting I guess
@madhukarjonathanminj2772
@madhukarjonathanminj2772 2 жыл бұрын
@@Enward834 mind you i don't know for sure,i just reiterated what other comments were saying.
@Enward834
@Enward834 2 жыл бұрын
@@madhukarjonathanminj2772 my only thought that might go against that is about how they talk at the end of the video after the girl leaves and it's just them. They don't really seem to know each other. I guess it could be cover? If Ryan was trying to deceive the audience, but who knows. Still funny
@whatever
@whatever 2 жыл бұрын
lmfao 6:06 "maybe back to the Taylor Swift then"
@JamAshleyFilms
@JamAshleyFilms 2 жыл бұрын
This is James OKeefe level journalism bro. We need more people digging deep into these topics. Thank you for your service.
@lukeskymaster
@lukeskymaster 2 жыл бұрын
i swear ryan is just this close to actually getting what he wants
@woofy9977
@woofy9977 2 жыл бұрын
What does he want?
@YTnotes
@YTnotes 2 жыл бұрын
@woofy that sweet sweet netflix 💰
@woofy9977
@woofy9977 2 жыл бұрын
@@YTnotes ah gotcha well Netflix missed earnings and stock selling off. that's what they get for peddling shite for years now
@bettermanchannel770
@bettermanchannel770 2 жыл бұрын
What's the want!!!???
@rustyshackleford9154
@rustyshackleford9154 2 жыл бұрын
@@YTnotes Netflix is for sell outs.
@questioneverything7598
@questioneverything7598 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Ryan for bringing some awareness to the non protected group of Simp's. You may have saved a life. God Bless! Great Video!
@stufoo
@stufoo 2 жыл бұрын
The group of dudes who all, instantly identified that one friend as a simp. Destruction 100
@ShaferHart
@ShaferHart 2 жыл бұрын
But he owned it. Gigachad move.
@ohno7582
@ohno7582 2 жыл бұрын
That girl is trouble for sure though. Hanging out with a group of "guy friends" with ones arm wrapped around her and her boyfriend isnt in the group.
@Janzer_
@Janzer_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@ohno7582 definitely ho'in. notice how her only complaint was the camera.
@pingo6874
@pingo6874 2 жыл бұрын
Great thing about that one was the SimpKing met a real simp in that other girls "friend". He for sure the type of guy holding a camera while they run a train thru "his" girl
@frenchtoast2319
@frenchtoast2319 2 жыл бұрын
@@ohno7582 the boyfriend doesn't exist. She was trying to get Ryan to quit.
@yaakovneeman4205
@yaakovneeman4205 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll keep him in my mind" 😄😄ouch
@ToxicPea
@ToxicPea 2 жыл бұрын
Let's go Ryan raising awareness of the Simp community?
@MulTfrancis
@MulTfrancis 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan you rule - big LOS fan. Keep doing the on the street shit
@mitchellcampbell9242
@mitchellcampbell9242 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 2:58 when the camera zoomed out to show Ryan kneeling so he could interview that chick 🤣🤣🤣
@balwc147
@balwc147 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah same 😂😂😂😂
@MattShine11
@MattShine11 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for the comment. Ryan is a ducking giant. That girls heart was prob melting.
@Coma030493
@Coma030493 2 жыл бұрын
lol i didn't notice at first, and he still was taller than her xD
@SENATORPAIN1
@SENATORPAIN1 2 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment.she is fucking tiny.
@jakub3567
@jakub3567 Жыл бұрын
First, I thought she was so tall
@syckles
@syckles 2 жыл бұрын
That Asian dude was great! Takes balls to sing like that on cue, in public, literally in the open. Find him and do more skits 😂
@bronsonlockwood6016
@bronsonlockwood6016 2 жыл бұрын
god that interaction was awkward to watch. but so hilarious
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx 2 жыл бұрын
oh my god look at that face
@craigr4763
@craigr4763 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, your work is excellent and you make your own luck with your efforts, but you were SO lucky to get those two people for this bit. I bet you couldn't believe your luck after filming. Just absolute class stuff. Also, you do so well to remain committed to keep moving the scene along without breaking, all the while taking the absolute p*ss with your humour. You are classically irreverent and kudos to you.
@GrnXnham
@GrnXnham 2 жыл бұрын
Now this is something that needs to be discussed. I would like to see Dr Phil create more awareness of this issue.
@joefuentes2977
@joefuentes2977 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it would be interesting to get to the bottom of the female psychology behind it. Honestly I suspect it's just women projecting their own insecurities on men they perceive to be vulnerable in an amoral power move. I don't see any other reason why someone would reject someone based on the fact they would "do too much for you". They must subconsciously know they don't deserve it and run towards their carnal desire to fornicate. In a natural and healthy dynamic, if someone "does too much for you" that would mean they are doing something you actually don't like. A simple honest conversation should logically always solve that in reality.
@lorelei23
@lorelei23 2 жыл бұрын
2:58 No way he's actually kneeling 🤣🤣
@ThePaganOutcast
@ThePaganOutcast 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to my dude that sang for us. That dude is just a guy out there shooting his shot. Awkward, but hes trying. Good for him.
@ShaferHart
@ShaferHart 2 жыл бұрын
He lost the plot real bad. Hopefully someone clues him in eventually. Hope he finds the red pill.
@zandaroos553
@zandaroos553 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShaferHart only pills I talk are purple because I love lean
@anthonylangston23
@anthonylangston23 2 жыл бұрын
@@zandaroos553 my man
@CrimmTheSkullKid
@CrimmTheSkullKid 2 жыл бұрын
shooters shoot
@-_-_-_-318
@-_-_-_-318 2 жыл бұрын
This was some of the best street journalism I've seen in a long time... 👏
@danielj3010
@danielj3010 2 жыл бұрын
"Double your initial deposit" should be trademarked. Also, that guy killed it until the strip club story. You never give too many details and that is what defines a simp.
@recitationtohear
@recitationtohear 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJPbgmesgtiArck Its finally here..
@acctsys
@acctsys 2 жыл бұрын
The date wouldn't be have gone well anyway. It's always best to be real.
@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek
@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek 2 жыл бұрын
The Asian guy is definitely Ryan's Friend but its hilarious. His singing is phenomenal
@Olderaccount17
@Olderaccount17 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that that dude just randomly showed up when Ryan was doing this particular sketch is proof that there's an angel working overtime exclusively for him. Seriously, what the fuck.
@teddy.rose.88
@teddy.rose.88 2 жыл бұрын
Also dude was like creepy and said he was shy but like .... endearingly earnest at the same time and had like super chill body language 😂 a mind f*ck
@Bigdonger69
@Bigdonger69 2 жыл бұрын
@@teddy.rose.88 honestly seemed like a man's man "what do you want to know, that I play baseball and violin and I sing and rap"
@RaquelSantos-hj1mq
@RaquelSantos-hj1mq 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many hours he put in before he found the perfect guy. 😂
@bettermanchannel770
@bettermanchannel770 2 жыл бұрын
I mean maybe
@nonyabiz9340
@nonyabiz9340 2 жыл бұрын
He's got a blank space baby
@cobyvaknin9449
@cobyvaknin9449 Жыл бұрын
Asian dude was awesome! Wishing him all the best
@Olderaccount17
@Olderaccount17 2 жыл бұрын
Take note, James O'Keefe: this is how *real* journalism is done.
@405OKCShiningOn
@405OKCShiningOn 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan out laughs and outearns ole O'Keefe.
@lilycai7614
@lilycai7614 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ShaferHart
@ShaferHart 2 жыл бұрын
Even The Hill is publishing O'Keefe's latest leaks, that's how behind you are. But keep making fun of the "horse medicine"
@Olderaccount17
@Olderaccount17 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShaferHart who are you talking to?
@thepeacefulbearbeer
@thepeacefulbearbeer 2 жыл бұрын
Fk that James O'Keefe guy we got Ryan
@RD-mm5fk
@RD-mm5fk 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan is an actual sociopath but i love it
@eternal387
@eternal387 2 жыл бұрын
We need this guy on Boyscast, what a living legend!!
@jacobleonard5138
@jacobleonard5138 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the guy just walked up to a random convo to join in and she just stayed and talked to Ryan blows my mind
@barneyboyle6933
@barneyboyle6933 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan is channeling some legit Nathan For You energy with this one and I love it
@RyanLongcomedy
@RyanLongcomedy 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the style I did my old tv show Ryan long is challenged full eps on my channel if ur interested
@d4n4nable
@d4n4nable 2 жыл бұрын
@@RyanLongcomedy That show should have way more views.
@DC-ml6cv
@DC-ml6cv 2 жыл бұрын
The not Starbucks episode will always be one of my all time favorites
@sk8yard
@sk8yard 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that guy is a legend. The girl missed out. It really wasn’t awkward he was just being lighthearted and confident.
@AlphanumericCharacters
@AlphanumericCharacters 2 жыл бұрын
Naaaa, dude was weird as hell.
@kevinsaviro2708
@kevinsaviro2708 2 жыл бұрын
Nah it was weird as hell lmao
@sk8yard
@sk8yard 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinsaviro2708 don’t have to take life so seriously, if a girl walks up and asks you to sing Taylor Swift then damn it you serenade her with some Taylor swift.
@kevinsaviro2708
@kevinsaviro2708 2 жыл бұрын
@@sk8yard oh that wasnt even the weird part my guy 😂
@waynejohnson1786
@waynejohnson1786 2 жыл бұрын
@@sk8yard 🎶 “Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I’d never been ’Til you put me down, oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now Flew me to places I’d never been Now I’m lying on the cold.. hard.. ground” 🎶
@sumdudenorris106
@sumdudenorris106 2 жыл бұрын
"I can't do the number, but I'll keep him in mind." This guy is getting some for sure
@jarrettjb
@jarrettjb 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan is so organic with his conversations 😂 he’s a professional.
@CoolPapaJMagik
@CoolPapaJMagik 2 жыл бұрын
These poor kids... they were never taught how to communicate with women. Oh well. They haven’t seen first hand how quickly they can devastate your life and corrupt your soul
@peperuiz9264
@peperuiz9264 2 жыл бұрын
Incel located. Shoot to kill.
@RJ-ch9zf
@RJ-ch9zf 2 жыл бұрын
@@peperuiz9264 NPC detected... Oh NVM, NPCs are fkin useless anyways
@peperuiz9264
@peperuiz9264 2 жыл бұрын
@@RJ-ch9zf o shit they're reproducing. Thank God every incel is the last one of their lineage for obvious reasons.
@corneliuscapitalinus845
@corneliuscapitalinus845 2 жыл бұрын
Pepe I dunno dude, if they can go van-on-the-footpath mode, they can surely go kidnap mode and sire some sons.
@abbiereynolds8016
@abbiereynolds8016 2 жыл бұрын
Take that first sentence, and apply it to yourself. That's why you feel like how you described in your last sentence.
@pingo6874
@pingo6874 2 жыл бұрын
Her: I love Simps!!! Ryan: *describing any simp activity* Her: Ewww...thats creepy
@madelinehall6750
@madelinehall6750 2 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for awkward guys. My husband tells me everyday I'm the most awkward human he has ever met. I couldn't imagine being expected to make the first move when meeting someone and not lean in to my awkwardness lol
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 2 жыл бұрын
I usually tell the girl my awkwardness is a feature not a bug. And they run away even faster
@bickyboo7789
@bickyboo7789 2 жыл бұрын
That's what drugs are for.
@Fortunateis4luck
@Fortunateis4luck 2 жыл бұрын
@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 😂
@aronnemcsik
@aronnemcsik 2 жыл бұрын
@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 you should learn to tackle them. If that doesn't work use clorophorm...
@Cybertron824
@Cybertron824 2 жыл бұрын
@@aronnemcsik WTF ☠️☠️☠️
@BigJoker
@BigJoker 2 жыл бұрын
This was beautiful. The editing was very "Nathan for You." Must be a Canadian thing.
@trublgrl
@trublgrl 2 жыл бұрын
I love Ryan so much! Sometimes I get sad that he's going to hell for the things he's done.
@woofy9977
@woofy9977 2 жыл бұрын
wym he’s an angel look at his pretty blue eyes
@dannyarcher6370
@dannyarcher6370 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not. Spending eternity with him is going to be fucking amazing.
@pggarcia6703
@pggarcia6703 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Lee_Enfield95
@Lee_Enfield95 2 жыл бұрын
What an in-depth documentary. Hard hitting. Vice would be proud
@youtubeus3rname
@youtubeus3rname 2 жыл бұрын
I cringed to death at about 6:30. Great job
@seeingblind2
@seeingblind2 2 жыл бұрын
It's true. I held their body 👆
@YeeLeeHaw
@YeeLeeHaw 2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? It was about a 99% probability to get his piece wet.
@justryan5697
@justryan5697 2 жыл бұрын
Literally had to pause at 7:54 I couldn't take it anymore
@NeoN-PeoN
@NeoN-PeoN 2 жыл бұрын
At 8:17 when Ryan says "Probably the next one you'll get" is the absolute best part of the video.
@hlang08
@hlang08 2 жыл бұрын
This may be the BEST ryan long video. Really authentic interaction with those two that went hilariously the whole way through.
@ShaferHart
@ShaferHart 2 жыл бұрын
This definitely felt LONG and awkward af
@ayodelejoseph6381
@ayodelejoseph6381 2 жыл бұрын
"You look like my next mistake"🤣🤣
@Bunjee77
@Bunjee77 2 жыл бұрын
"The camera man won't tell anyone" hahahaha
@EmperorsNewWardrobe
@EmperorsNewWardrobe 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Ryan, for testing the bs claims some women make on topics like this. Claims with a stake take a different shape! Ps on a separate note, that guy actually has a really cool voice. It has a naturally commanding tone that he could totally use!
@tylersanders2388
@tylersanders2388 2 жыл бұрын
“Probably shouldn’t have proposed the own song if you didn’t have one in queue”
@GV_777YT
@GV_777YT 2 жыл бұрын
I was getting shockwaves of electrifying cringe through out my whole body lol good work!
@DestructoDisk
@DestructoDisk 2 жыл бұрын
"Simps are great. There's nothing wrong with it." *Wanna date one?* "Ohhhh ummm...well not me. I have like a thing for guys who know they can do better and don't waste their time worrying about my emotional bullshit. I'm like such a nerd."
@sunildhanoa9194
@sunildhanoa9194 2 жыл бұрын
Simphobe detected.
@Saltymedpac8008
@Saltymedpac8008 2 жыл бұрын
1:38 hes my friend. imdiately stops holding her and they space up. OOOOOOoooooooh someone cheating
@seanfinn1046
@seanfinn1046 2 жыл бұрын
I'd take that dude's version of the song over the original any day
@andypitkin9051
@andypitkin9051 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan has a certain genius. This is gold.
@WiseOwl_1408
@WiseOwl_1408 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the mom is disgusted by simps hahaha
@ShaferHart
@ShaferHart 2 жыл бұрын
She's from an era when making money off of them was still frowned upon.
@WiseOwl_1408
@WiseOwl_1408 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShaferHart she's a good woman clearly.
@CleverGirlAAH
@CleverGirlAAH 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShaferHart When that was what we used to call "Taking advantage"
@dann5396
@dann5396 2 жыл бұрын
The last few videos have really been cracking. Good shit
@nathanielsmall3655
@nathanielsmall3655 2 жыл бұрын
One of these days Ryan will break the simulation.
@common_wolf
@common_wolf Жыл бұрын
Ryan is the GOAT of instigation and pushing the Awkwardness over the hill. Keep doing Gods work brother.
@faust167
@faust167 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I don't believe that this guy doesn't know where to get good sushi.
@RyanLongcomedy
@RyanLongcomedy 2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t wanna pony up
@ankurama42
@ankurama42 2 жыл бұрын
Playing hard to get. Typical fuckboi!
@ivankaseljanka
@ivankaseljanka 2 жыл бұрын
This was not real, either, but we still like it 😄
@TXP9
@TXP9 2 жыл бұрын
Textbook Seinfeld scene, “you must know where the Chinese restaurant is.” Chinese guy: “why must I know? Because I’m Chinese!?”
@prodigalson2670
@prodigalson2670 2 жыл бұрын
@@TXP9 dude was Japanese tho
@kamikazeneko9070
@kamikazeneko9070 2 жыл бұрын
please make simp phobia episode a series it was one of your funniest videos yet
@JesusFriedChrist
@JesusFriedChrist 2 жыл бұрын
This man will literally never run out of funny videos
@mycoband
@mycoband 2 жыл бұрын
love your interactions on the street. its the best thing since nathan for you
@skizCustoms
@skizCustoms 2 жыл бұрын
2:58 Ryan interviewing the girl on his knees 🤣🤣🤣
@pvshka
@pvshka 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂😂 thanx for pointing that out 😂
@ACash2025
@ACash2025 2 жыл бұрын
Dude the Asian guy had to be a plant! 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 No fkn way was that real, that shit was too funny 😆😆🤣🤣😭😭😭
@TheSpaniard
@TheSpaniard 2 жыл бұрын
Ya know, I'm not a simp, but I'm reconsidering if it means getting Ryan as my wingman.
@madhukarjonathanminj2772
@madhukarjonathanminj2772 2 жыл бұрын
mwahahaha, imagine Ryan as one's wingman, wouldn't that be amazing?
@ynedd
@ynedd Жыл бұрын
Lol Ryan, I love how serious and stoic you can act throughout all the bullshit like you totally believe it. Like damn you're good. My since admiration. I couldn't no matter how I tried.
@typ3522
@typ3522 2 жыл бұрын
The past few are great Ryan. Love the man on the street stuff they are hilarious. The telling people about sponsors are funny as fuck too
@_733t
@_733t 2 жыл бұрын
hahahah... You're too good at this man.. The awkwardness is palpable.. and that's before I got to the bit where he started the T-swift
@why-kg6kx
@why-kg6kx 2 жыл бұрын
06:23 Ryan is a horrible human being 😭😭😭😭
@7eVen.si62
@7eVen.si62 2 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant !!!!
@bobtoo9870
@bobtoo9870 2 жыл бұрын
"I have a boyfriend, n here's my groyper friend"
@marsjokes
@marsjokes 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine, as a guy, saying "My girlfriend's boyfriend..." and not talking in the third person
@bobtoo9870
@bobtoo9870 2 жыл бұрын
@@marsjokes you missed the joke.
@marsjokes
@marsjokes 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobtoo9870 nope, I didn't... I even liked your comment. Just wanted to make a cuck related comment. Evidently I failed.
@bobtoo9870
@bobtoo9870 2 жыл бұрын
@@marsjokes lmaooooo
@marsjokes
@marsjokes 2 жыл бұрын
@@bobtoo9870 🤣🤣🤣 "I hope he lets me drive his Tesla." He muttered.
@maxrokatansky8745
@maxrokatansky8745 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan, you find pure gold on the streets.
@aabahdjfisosososos
@aabahdjfisosososos 2 жыл бұрын
Now this is something that I can get behind.
@houseofhas9355
@houseofhas9355 2 жыл бұрын
Why behind. Why not the front?
@ziggyjohnston5302
@ziggyjohnston5302 2 жыл бұрын
@@houseofhas9355 stop fronting
@houseofhas9355
@houseofhas9355 2 жыл бұрын
@@ziggyjohnston5302 Been fronting since 1979, just the way God intended. Lol
@ziggyjohnston5302
@ziggyjohnston5302 2 жыл бұрын
@@houseofhas9355 I find that to be very offensive
@jacked_asian
@jacked_asian 2 жыл бұрын
ur mom? now that's something I can get behind
@pandapanda6948
@pandapanda6948 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan flat out developed a star during this street interaction. You should bring him back
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