@Steven H I got another 5 word story for you. Chlamydia your dad is here.
@rayaqin6 жыл бұрын
what did he say at the end? what are the 3 short things in life?
@bat25296 жыл бұрын
@@rayaqin There are 3 sure things in life, death, tax and Apple tree ( name of the racing horse )
@rayaqin6 жыл бұрын
@@bat2529 ah I thought there was an adjective there before apple tree. ok ty
@kornanthony234 жыл бұрын
The train story was actually in Russia and she got robbed by the Russian mafia by the machine.
@calumcrossley50824 жыл бұрын
Did they spit vodka in her eyes?
@ispartacus13374 жыл бұрын
Did not expect to find a MACHINE comment here lol but as soon as she said she was on a train and got robbed I immediately thought about Bert. I guess hes ruined train robberies for me...
@carlosmspk4 жыл бұрын
I know right?! It was so similar
@deathstalker00004 жыл бұрын
DAH mahSHEEN! =D
@deathstalker00004 жыл бұрын
@@ispartacus1337 Exactly the same thought here, Phalanx!
@ricochofsky82935 жыл бұрын
The train robbery story is the BEST I've ever heard on the LLS !! (Maybe 4th time I've watched it; 1st on this compilation.) And Craig's reactions are priceless, especially when his head explodes. Sooo great...
@2nd3rd1st6 жыл бұрын
The gift that KEEPS ON GIVING! Thanks Jay-Man
@CrashForce6 жыл бұрын
it feels like Christmas time every time you post a new video :D
@TheJayLenoFly6 жыл бұрын
u have 49k subs
@CrashForce6 жыл бұрын
@@TheJayLenoFly unfortunately the channel is about to die but at least I have these videos to make me happier :)
@Spiedi20126 жыл бұрын
@@CrashForce somebodys confident and optimistic :P
@CrashForce6 жыл бұрын
@@Spiedi2012 lol
@baronvonlimbourgh17166 жыл бұрын
It is christmas now...
@georgerekhviashvili70086 жыл бұрын
Notice how these stories are not perfect. They feel really genuine
@cathyallen65414 жыл бұрын
The other shows rehearse the stories and discuss them with representatives of the show beforehand. This seems genuine.
@JoaoMartins-or6pq6 жыл бұрын
This guy is fucking amazing, I've been watching these videos for some days and I can't stop, he's so genuine
@qccoolbaby6 жыл бұрын
Early Christmas present, Thank you JLF
@khairowensullivan74896 жыл бұрын
2 days late, but I'll always be here watching Ya works JayLeno Fly
@Azeria3 жыл бұрын
Oh Britta’s in this?
@Ou8y2k23 жыл бұрын
Nah. Gillian's the best. 😉
@warsshan6 жыл бұрын
Gillian Jacobs @ her maximum hottness!! 🔥🔥💖💖
@gabbar51ngh6 жыл бұрын
Love her. Community is such a great show
@warsshan6 жыл бұрын
@@gabbar51ngh I wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowed when I saw her for the first time @S01E01 💖💖💖
@laural.enright47806 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno's story was really funny. Takes me back to a time when he was actually quite funny before the Tonight Show flattened his edge. Some of those early appearances on Letterman were brilliant.
@amla876 жыл бұрын
This is just brilliant! You are doing God's work, good Sir!
@brahimilyes6814 жыл бұрын
Brian Cranston could talk about paint drying, and he'll make it an Emmy worthy performance!
@warsshan6 жыл бұрын
The Rock is the most genuinely nice guy. You could just tell from his body language.
@smittyjohnson95545 жыл бұрын
He seems nice now but his story was about screwing a crackhead out of money lol
@cathyallen65414 жыл бұрын
@@smittyjohnson9554 Taking advantage of a desperate addict and enabling his addiction.
@davidthompson31363 жыл бұрын
Way over rated ….. mush movies.
@gumunduringigumundsson93445 жыл бұрын
Eeexxxellent clip. Thank you. I declare that beat in the end there reached seriously high score. GL HF! 🖖😑🌄🌌🌄🌌🖖😊🌍💜
@blindleader426 жыл бұрын
I wish he'd stayed on ten more years so we could have another 26 Kristen Bell visits. All these other people are OK too, I guess 😁
@alexross264 жыл бұрын
WAAAA!!! I think they vibe well yes but some of his best moments are with other people. Morena Baccarin??? Alice Eve??
@dylanleff3734 жыл бұрын
you are delusional my friend
@Shak2k112 жыл бұрын
@@alexross26 its what happens when people have a crush on someone, they become completely biased
@martinsimpson92932 жыл бұрын
I think he got out at just the right time.
@blindleader422 жыл бұрын
@@martinsimpson9293 Of course he did. I guess my joke was a bit obscure. My bad. From one perspective, the right time was actually two years earlier, when he had had enough, and intended to quit. The only reason he stayed on was that Letterman's organization and CBS threw a shit-load of money at him. Anyone who watched the show religiously, as I did, noticed that he was going through the motions those last two seasons. Even then it was still better than anything else on late night TV.
@5475mcga6 жыл бұрын
Omg i love you. Thank you for this
@enso87626 жыл бұрын
Gillian. Mmm..
@YeshuaReal6 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@pravinda3336 жыл бұрын
@@YeshuaReal ik.
@gabbar51ngh6 жыл бұрын
She is yummy
@workingguy-OU8126 жыл бұрын
These were great!
@cloners16 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best videos tbh
@EnoVarma6 жыл бұрын
Awesome video, man!
@PriyanshuBharadwa6 жыл бұрын
I like how you faded out the video. Feels peaceful.
@yourchannel25676 жыл бұрын
Those were great. I haven't watched all of your videos, yet so a couple of those I haven't seen. Awesome. =D
@sweiland756 жыл бұрын
That train robbery story sounds too crazy to believe.
@BethFlower78896 жыл бұрын
sweiland75 agree
@robertdicorato13226 жыл бұрын
It's true...The Italian government is non-existent...
@eolsunder6 жыл бұрын
its very similar to Russian mafia. The criminals control zones in the area, there is a "mafia" that controls the trains. They ride them, work on them. They rob the passengers. You can pay them for protection in the areas but you still usually get robbed. The workers on the trains can't do anything but do what they want. Usually even the local police are paid and under their employ. Just what happens in criminal countries where law enforcement is non-existant. Pretty much the same where cartels run the area, and other places. I've heard the Russian mafia train story from THE MACHINE.
@moreokean6 жыл бұрын
@@eolsunder that is a complete lie
@gornes24036 жыл бұрын
it was also a thing in Poland in the 90s, not sure if now though (ive been far abroad for past 10 years). My sister's bf then, at cop school, knew about it n would hide his wallet in his boxers during long train trips to the school. He got drugged once, just like she said by sleeping gas sprayed very covertly, but when he got awake he still had the wallet. I dont know if the robbers would do the whole train, but it was certainly happening. Oh and btw, those train cars had separate rooms for about 6 peeps, 3 plus 3 sitting across from each other, so thats why they were able to work on one such small room at a time without letting others know
@NosajKnows2 жыл бұрын
You cannot beat a good story.
@TzadikTheManic2 жыл бұрын
However, a 🥁.....
@jeffpringle6 жыл бұрын
excellent, dude, thanks.
@iverkjellkken65695 жыл бұрын
11:55 We all thought of someone there
@foolishsamurai5 жыл бұрын
I actually loved Leno's story
@xGiGsh5 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS A TRUE STORY"
@Corporations8MyBaby2 жыл бұрын
"Bryan's Blood Bucket" best band name
@berkc066 жыл бұрын
I love your videos more than Game of Thrones
@themauiwaui6 жыл бұрын
First I thought "Oh wow wtf man" but then I thought "Nah you're right though".
@berkc066 жыл бұрын
@@themauiwaui Thank you buddy!
@wilfordbrimley34896 жыл бұрын
JLF! I see you've been busy lately! Keep up the good work !
@drowningin6 жыл бұрын
Gillian Jacobs! I love her especially in LOVE on Netflix. Great story. Drugged & robbed of her game boy! What a story. She's a Libra too I was born October 16th 1982 & she October 19th same year. She's my dream mate
@elumiomerk40134 жыл бұрын
I needed a break after that chicken story........ whoa.
@ananth.a6 жыл бұрын
Should do a part two!
@jspencerj6 жыл бұрын
Could you do, or have you done, a video of Craig telling stories?
@neverpure204 жыл бұрын
Ooo graham norton would love to have these 😀
@Big007Boss6 жыл бұрын
The Rock during his pebble era
@patagonia_19636 жыл бұрын
Outstanding, Tks
@thescrybe4 жыл бұрын
This is gold! 😳😊
@Scoddygoat4 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Gillian for using "cahoots"
@guepardiez6 жыл бұрын
The Rock is Obama on steroids.
@einwolfsrudel4 жыл бұрын
How is that a good thing?
@guepardiez4 жыл бұрын
Is it?
@parallelsk98296 жыл бұрын
That Larry King and Mafia story though...
@alexross264 жыл бұрын
Its kindof scary how some of these stories follow the same plot progression. I forget where I saw it but there was a video breakdown about how a lot of these stories are rehearsed (not that this show is planned because I love craig) but look into it.
@Alfa75V62 жыл бұрын
“i didn’t even see that coming”
@hansroger5476 жыл бұрын
Enda en helg reddet 👏👏👏
@angelinasecatero75076 жыл бұрын
Awesome. Thanks Jay Leno Fly. Can you do a Lewis Black compilation? Please.
@sweiland756 жыл бұрын
Yes! I'm surprised a compilation of his visits has not been done, yet. He is hilarious.
@manolo12146 жыл бұрын
Oooh! What a great idea! I'm in! :)
@Anthony-tq9so6 жыл бұрын
yes, of course. Understand completely. But the info is valid if any Craig fans want to see him doing a Scottish show. They can maybe ,find it , err , somewhere?
@Sh4dOWek106 жыл бұрын
I've spent the first one and a half minutes punching my laptop, beccause I thought there was something wrong with the sound.
@TJ4DeMi6 жыл бұрын
Cranston bringing some reality
@williamdewit54324 жыл бұрын
I didn't even see that coming.. *I didn't even see that coming*.... Oooooh nooooooooooo!!! Whahaha
@redeyedrednek3 жыл бұрын
He needs a netflix show....
@DursunX6 жыл бұрын
*drugged and robbed* on a train in Italy 🍕 ...whats the Yelp rating for that tour?
@GlassDeviant5 жыл бұрын
LOL! The Great Train Robbery!
@henhenhen196 жыл бұрын
Great idea and edit! Curious, how long would it have been with a looser edit? Enormous?
@TheToneBender4 жыл бұрын
I actually heard something similar to what Larry King heard, though less intense. "Anything you want, I can get you" That dude would have been able to get me all sorts of drugs and weapons (in a country where weapons are illegal af)
@lokhodanii80085 жыл бұрын
This video was uploaded on 24th November, my birthday. Special Craig present
@IPlayOneOnT.V.5 жыл бұрын
….Good videos.
@ORagnar6 жыл бұрын
6:45 You missed where it gets better... Willie Nelson gave Dwayne Johnson a guitar.
@jcconanan3346 жыл бұрын
yup.... stories...
@OzzieTheHead Жыл бұрын
Just rewatching this, realizing how rehearsed Rock's story
@jayminpatel29324 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Bert "the machine" Kreischer was also aboard this train.
@Gonkawonga6 жыл бұрын
I traveled with 4 Chinese officials fro milano to Amsterdam, Eurostar 1998..Their compartment was sneak opened in the midnight the money they carried disappeared from the bags/suitcases..I remember it was a heavy and dark night.
@TzadikTheManic2 жыл бұрын
The chicken story makes me anxious every time ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :/
@bat25296 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know if Craig had any animal guys on the show? If so, JayLeno Fly, PLEASE DO COMPILATION OF IT
@xtraspecialmango6 жыл бұрын
Legally...That crackhead flaked out in the car in now the property of THE ROCK!
@MrMiD.Life.Crisis3 жыл бұрын
7:41 - if its an automatic, does it matter which side the gear shifter is? I can't remember seeing them use an automatic on top gear. Maybe it was there for those who refuse to use a manual car? Or was he driving a manual but said it the wrong way round? 2:54 - Mel Brooks crossed with Arnie? Hope everyone's doing good.
@gonzos-twin6 жыл бұрын
Brita was so beautiful
@Woozlewuzzleable6 жыл бұрын
Is so beautiful.
@gabbar51ngh6 жыл бұрын
She still hot. I follow her on Instagram
@clydecavalieri45115 жыл бұрын
According to my grandmother, you take the legs of the chicken and swing it and bang its head on a chopping block. That knocks out the chicken and then when chop the head off, it doesn't flop around or run around like a chicken with its' head chopped off.
@davidturk63014 жыл бұрын
Clyde Cavalieri - a lost art!
@EdwinTStanley6 жыл бұрын
Eyo @Jayleno, I need to ask you an actress' name but all I have is the picture. How do we do that? She worked with Craig on the "life as we know it show with Kelly Osbourne and it immediately got canceled. He said he had to quickly move from that show to the CBS offices cause he had just been informed that he had gotten the Late Late show.
@TheJayLenoFly6 жыл бұрын
probably Jessica Lucas
@EdwinTStanley6 жыл бұрын
@@TheJayLenoFly she is the one! thanks very much! you are like the best youtube personnel ever!
@shivamdave6842 жыл бұрын
craig is goat
@cisium11845 жыл бұрын
WTF is the deal with Goldblum's shirt?
@adamfrbs92594 жыл бұрын
Spraying stuff into the rooms is a very old trucker thief trick....they'd spray ether into the sleeper and then rob ya.
@ConnorEllisMusic4 жыл бұрын
The Rock' voice is so different.
@mundolegendastube4 жыл бұрын
5:37 the rock?
@miguelaprendizaje.29182 жыл бұрын
And thats why heisemberg Born.
@ukaszchojnacki98304 жыл бұрын
And for years I thought Craig only spoke to pretty girls
@dexteraguirre28144 жыл бұрын
Nah there's a lot of men too like Tom hanks and Morgan Freeman.. those are great interview they've become friends
@zarthered4 жыл бұрын
When the Rock came in human size.
@dewgem59912 жыл бұрын
Larry is still the king
@sachinmalik58372 жыл бұрын
wait. What does Boom Boom say??
@sweeptheleg.3 жыл бұрын
So did apple tree win the race or not?
@ProfessorArt13 жыл бұрын
Brian has some other crazy stories like his sex on the train story. That was on conan though.
@scottcrosby-art54906 жыл бұрын
Good lord.. Dem genetics..
@SPNX4 жыл бұрын
His grandfather is an indian german? Interesting
@Anthony-tq9so6 жыл бұрын
hello mr jayleno fly, can i make a humble suggestion? I,m Glaswegian , ( from Possilpark, less than two miles from Craig,s Springburn ), we were actually both born in the same hospital, Stobhill, which had North Glasgow as it,s catchment area. Anyway, my suggestion, a famous Scottish show ( Still game ) in it,s new season see,s Craig Ferguson Returning to his home town , Glasgow , accent and all. Y,all yanks have to see it. Episode,s called " fall guy " . Enjoy, yanks, you won,t understand the Scottish, though.
@TheJayLenoFly6 жыл бұрын
Sorry to say Anthony, but this channel is limited exclusively to contents of TLLS with CF.
@mats74926 жыл бұрын
Kristen Bell is waifu
@MRBlack012344 жыл бұрын
11:02 close your eyes and hear his voice.
@larrysouthern50984 жыл бұрын
The chicken killing story was something that will stick with me for a long....long ....time!!!! and I grew up on a farm!!!
@andrewdavidson1436 жыл бұрын
did Appletree win?
@TheJayLenoFly6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@robertdicorato13226 жыл бұрын
Fuhgetabouit...
@GothamCityStills5 жыл бұрын
Legs @ 1:05
@footballadvait2 жыл бұрын
Larry's story was raad xD
@timaciousdfiftythree4 жыл бұрын
She was robbed in Russia by Burnt Chrysler
@spaceengineer14524 жыл бұрын
as a veggo, I don't need to hear of slaughter of chickens. DO NOT KILL !
@squids5 жыл бұрын
WATA HELL JÚ DUIN
@TobbeDraws4 жыл бұрын
Automatic and 4th and 5th gear? Yeah sure...you talking manual not automatic mate ;)
@shakesfirst24434 жыл бұрын
Yeah, of course Dax Shepard would say something that stupid.
@donronn715 жыл бұрын
Why this Fingers down ? You dont love this ? Okay. .. Gooo....haha Butter Not this stinky Fingers. Ooooop....smell on your nose. ?wishes frommen Austria. Im Not Klaus.
@hockeyguy20055 жыл бұрын
Wtf... When did the Rock turn into a black man ?? 😁 Clearly sarcasm, but for real, this is a rare time where he actually looks like a black man.
@ingobordewick64804 жыл бұрын
He's from Hawai.... hawaiians are not black ;-)
@manzoorqureshi50244 жыл бұрын
@@ingobordewick6480 ...haha genetics are not as simple as just being from Hawaii .....as far as i remember he is half samoan and half african blood .