Story Time with Captain Xavier - Tortured Emperor

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[@jeremiahnelson6390]

We had music, dancing, the emperor getting tortured. This man knows how to throw a party!

[@captainwolfosf5198]

"Defeated, kidnapped, extorted, ransomed and tortured an emperor" that in itself is a perfect little story, ladies and gents, boys girls nerfherders alike, that's how it's done

[@arandomamerican1514]

A group of pirates and a pair of twin witches who are also dominatrixes capture, ransom, and tortured the Emperor. This sounds like a plot for a adult film just waiting to happen, but is actually a tale of drunken fun and flogging

[@OneNameMarty]

I absolutely love this story and dream of one day being able to have as much fun as you had. And I absolutely would love to have the auxiliary to become something to be feared and simultaneously fun. I look forward with great anticipation to that day. You are by far one of if not the most interesting person I have had the immense pleasure of meeting and look forward to meeting you again and hearing more stories.

[@CynUnion-ji9uj]

You know those like full belly laughs where you have pause everything because it physically hurts to laugh after a moment, because The Emperor going "can I get tortured anyway" just freaking killed me like a parrot in Monty Python.

[@GP-23]

The Captain, the man who managed to kidnap an emperor, and no one wished to challenge because they could defeat any army.

[@adamska-8935]

Treason, kidnapping, numerous war crimes, the flogging of an emperor...and he got away with it all!! This man is perhaps the greatest pirate I've ever seen!

[@CaptainXavier]

Had I stayed in the game a few more years I would have been Emperor...thank the Gods I got out when I did...

[@colinbower1143]

So it was in my boy scout troop that if you ever forgot something, you had to go in front of the troop and sing the teapot song. Maybe it was a terrible flashback for him in a similar vein. That being said, if I was in his place I would have sung loud and proud with the dance movements and everything.

[@rochendlywouters9113]

Colin Bower 😂😂 i did it too, now i have my scouts sing the finger family song😂 they hate it and i love it😂 especially at national events where they need to randomly start doing it

[@psychoticducky4617]

Same with my troop

[@ralcogaming7674]

"We conquered Canada while I was duke" this is honestly the best sentence I've ever heard.

[@Daniel_Huffman]

In typical Canadian fashion, they probably apologized for being too easy to conquer.

[@christianjacob1158]

*spittakes at hearing the Captain knew professional dominatrixes* lulwut? Captain, sir, surely you must have a story there?

[@NGOTB]

This has made my shitty night pretty awesome. Thanks Cap'n. -Your most loyal servant of the auxiliary.

[@bobertjohnson4459]

“They did my taxes, and when I needed people tortured, they tortured them!” ... Huh...

[@nathantalisien4284]

Captain Xavier Now I want to know the story behind the Teapot song thing... Any way you can track that down? :P

[@LupercusArchanus]

We have tried. Dorn refused to talk.

[@jacobm.f.2451]

Captain Xavier threatens to send an emperor to two dominatrixes only to then to have the emperor request to be flogged afterwards! Never though I’d see the day the captain would talk of such things! 😂🤣😂

[@bipedalnarwhal277]

I think this has been the best story time so far!

[@falldamagesucks2879]

Twin dominatrix witches who also do taxes? Sounds like a pleasant time.

[@900nights]

I usually never listen to story times but this series is great!

[@snorribjorn5074]

Yes, well. Publicly crucifying someone is traditionally considered a very effective way of attracting attention. This tends to be even more true when the person in question is a noble.

[@thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247]

You'll definitely have either a wizard or a Mad Scientist going all "ALRIGHT! LET'S GET WEIRD!" I owe you a root beer, O Captain My Captain.

[@SynapticWyrm]

this does not sound like real life "does anyone have any root beer. no? well the emperor is screwed"

[@CaptainXavier]

They didn't say "screwed"...they used a more profane word. That is what I was told was said by Aohdon (the man who saw us take the Emperor and returned to the other camps)

[@stephengunter4901]

Would you consider making a video where you just lounge on the chair and have some one announce you will all your titles wail you sip a root beer?

[@CaptainXavier]

That would be kinda funny. That or they are announcing me and I keep trying to walking to frame only for them to keep going so I keep shifting out of frame again.

[@leovaldez680]

"... but after we went to war with another subdivision and crucified their duke" Yeah, that'll draw some attention, Cap!

[@CaptainXavier]

Fiddlesticks! It was a trifling event. Hardly worth anyone's notice... :P

[@leovaldez680]

Since I know you're seeing this right now, Cap, I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing. "Alright men. Dancing Time!"

[@leovaldez680]

@@CaptainXavier Can’t wait until I’m old enough to move near the Makerspace. Any good colleges over there?

[@CaptainXavier]

@@leovaldez680 several. Portland, Vancouver, Olympia, and Seattle all have colleges.

[@brandonkeller5912]

@@CaptainXavier I have to respond to this year's later because his message means that more than one person is factoring proximity to you into their college plans. You, sir, are amazing.

[@grahamturner2640]

30:00 Is that an official recruitment poster for The Crew?

[@CaptainXavier]

One of several

[@Pyroice2998]

Well damn Captain

[@Tallgeese3]

twitches........kidnapped imperial gives into demands and asks to be tortured anyway? your reaction to that......you sir, are hilarious.

[@LightningEagle14]

God, that was an awesome story. Best one I’ve heard from you so far. You nearly had me in tears.

[@snorribjorn5074]

Not that it's terribly important, but for whomever may be curious: the Adrian Empire's Imperial Crown War is held on Labor Day Weekend (the beginning of September), and the Imperial Banner War is held over Memorial Day Weekend (the end of May).

[@thallan]

Twin professional dominatrixes who are tax lawyers and engage in medieval recreation. How the hell did you meet these people?

[@CaptainXavier]

That is a story all in its own...

[@Woodland_Adventures]

They will not release me, until you sing "I'm a little tea pot". Why that song specifically?

[@CaptainXavier]

As I said in the video, I have NO idea! To this day I have NO idea what the significance of that song was.

[@stellinal9613]

I believe that was also the event i was given public praise by the emperor for my music. While there was lots of fun to be had in the northwest division there wasnt much in terms of music besides drums so he made sure to have me play at the closing ceremonies. Young me was so nervous and awkward 😵 but it was also really nice to be recognized 😊. I dont remember which important war it was for but i got the archery point for us even beating Captain Xavier. I had actually got to the range early but people kept asking to go ahead of me for various reasons so i didnt end up actually shooting till the very end. Everyone including me were surprised at how well i shot 😂

[@otisbloodborn6787]

My Dear Captain That was truly inspiring and utterly hilarious keep it up and thank you good sir

[@asherkennedy1276]

We must hear about the crucifixion of Lord Dorn!

[@LupercusArchanus]

I have it on good authority the SMaj wants to hear about making ITED students cry.

[@snorribjorn5074]

(It's been awhile, but I seem to recall that the Duchess of Gloucester at the time was Her Grace, Dame Gwendolyn. But I could be wrong. )

[@CaptainXavier]

That sounds right?

[@commandertreaty2412]

"A sh- A large grin on his face." A sh*t-eating grin, eh?

[@watdaduckfuk]

I wish I was there it sounds amazing.

[@jaxwise7288]

Well the crew won the banner and your the only group that can defeat the imperial army.

[@pupofgaming6856]

so im new to these story's but i am very interested in things like that and i was wondering how it works or how to do it

[@PrincessNate]

I have some bruised ribs I was laughing so hard it hurt you are amazing

[@Rohrae]

Another entertaining story, made me wish I had been there to see it unfold first-hand.

[@othelloperrello6604]

This was a wonderful story

[@brotheroftitans6000]

I would like to hear the border war

[@CaptainXavier]

...so vote for it...

[@brotheroftitans6000]

@@CaptainXavier oh I intend to

[@Matt-md5yt]

good tale my fellow Soldier. I still need to gather my gear and stuff

[@Jackalblade9]

This might have been the best story yet!

[@camron1934]

Year late, but one of the most interesting story I have ever heard. I wish I could have a life like you did/do.

[@CaptainXavier]

Life was so much simpler back then...

[@camron1934]

@@CaptainXavier I bet it was

[@oneshot8550]

This story was a absolutely hilarious 😂 And the first video I have ever liked

[@happytrails1701]

Wait..... We are currently under the rule of Lord Chaylo?!

[@CaptainXavier]

Viscount Chaylo, actually. I believe Viscount is the highest title I currently hold.

[@leovaldez680]

One can of fermented Mountain Dew

[@brendancorey7831]

This emperor was into bdsm omg

[@goldarf4365]

Best storie ever

[@beerenmusli8220]

Awesome Video!!!!

[@Lilacisntlavender]

Hey, I have a "challenge" could you see if it's possible to cut of the barrel shroud of the raptorstrike and add a barrel attachment . And possible see if the stock is able to be replaced by a stock attachment point.

[@CaptainXavier]

Can you think of any reason why you wouldn't be able to?

[@NGOTB]

You should check out Mag212. He's got some pretty interesting things, including what you just described. So yeah. Mag212.

[@twilightsithstephenbutler9746]

LMAO great adventure Captain very much enjoyed this story

[@Draftsman_MC1300]

Story time?!?!!! And I just made popcorn, what a coincidence

[@calebgarrison8184]

by far best story

[@calebgarrison8184]

my father WILL be horrified to listen to this.

[@ide1020]

I just wish we get to know the backstory on that my little teapot song.. lol

[@UNSC-HomeFleet-Media-Centre]

I lost it at the witches 😂

[@evan721duckit7]

I've been watching for a long time I watched all your videos

[@dr.fallout_1336]

I live in Gloucester

[@CaptainXavier]

The Duchy in Adria or the place in England?

[@rochendlywouters9113]

I so wish i could take part in one of these games

[@jasonp.geddie6435]

I like story time

[@thenuclearnarwhale9188]

You should make this a podcast

[@grahamturner2640]

I voted for the first option. Also, do you even participate in activities of the Empire of Adria anymore?

[@CaptainXavier]

No

[@grahamturner2640]

Captain Xavier have you ever wanted to fat back into it? Or are you too busy with Nerf stuff to do it?

[@chrisr6776]

Great story Captain.

[@paulwilson425]

in one story/event you created atleast 3 people that will never forgive you ,... (and one of them left a dislike (j/k)) i love your stories and hope you`ll bring us many more

[@justinmarchand3352]

Please give us a tour of your Castle please you must be able to pull some strings and make it happen

[@CaptainXavier]

The castle has long been lost to the ravages of time.

[@justinmarchand3352]

Captain Xavier NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@dr.jex___]

Captain I have a simple request for you. Please run for President.

[@grahamturner2640]

What payment did he owe you in the first place?

[@Draftsman_MC1300]

Graham Turner Probably snacks

[@LupercusArchanus]

Helmets, steel weapons, imperial awards, gold coins, settling an arms trade dispute, and yes they fed us for 3 days. If I remember right Derfle's offer was just $200 USD.

[@neffomp]

Best story ever! So hilarious!

[@mybuddymike3101]

This is great!

[@satav5805]

You still lead a very interesting life.

[@antonioarriaga3638]

So capt. I promised my cousins that i would lead there their air soft squad so im going to do that so i gave my jareds epic nerf battle ticket away so sorry but we will represent the auxillary when we play

[@Chimera1026]

Ooh I love these videos

[@jedileader0174]

Will you reveal what the significance of the Little Tea Cup story is?

[@CaptainXavier]

...as I said VERY clearly in the video, I DON'T KNOW THE SIGNIFICANCE!

[@jedileader0174]

@@CaptainXavier, I realize that and I think the question needed something. Will you reveal what the Little Tea Pot significance is if you find out is what I should have asked. My bad.

[@CaptainXavier]

Probably not. If it was personal enough to him that he would not do it to save a man from getting whipped it is not my place to tell.

[@jedileader0174]

@@CaptainXavier, yeah that's true but it could also be something completely silly. You just don't know.

[@bloodywolfmoon1286]

This story got me laughing good

[@agreymoose1655]

The one person who disliked this is Sir Dorn

[@Backpackerz_real]

Am I the only one who would pay $1000 for that can...

[@pigeon7470]

I wish I had the crossfire lol

[@BenLJudy]

Ye claim yer crew ta be pirates, but do ye have the one thing that be separatin' proper pirates from common commotion o' the seas?

[@CaptainXavier]

If this turns out to be a bad pun...I still walk you off a plank the next time I see you...

[@BenLJudy]

@@CaptainXavier Bad puns? Nay! I be talkin' bout the Patron of Pirates! The one who be watchin' o'er us since the ancient times o' the Pirate Mosey! He who strained the land an' firmament from the seas by might o' heavenly colander! His Noodly Goodness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[@CaptainXavier]

...it is going to be a really short plank...

[@BenLJudy]

@@CaptainXavier IIRC there's no bodies of water at the Afterworlds Site and we both have mentioned going in April, so I'm not sure where this plank would go. Also, it seems ta be implied that I was gonna be walked off a plank already. Be this correct? If so, I might as well spout the word o' His Noodly Goodness before I take the plunge, savvy?

[@mot2296]

wonderful xD

[@eddie3492]

10/10

[@coltstelting6969]

So hows tier coming along?

[@tominvents]

Hi I really like your videos

[@jacobb6525]

When you though Chaylo was a man of the Christian Minecraft Server but then he cuss and u cry in the corner for ten years

[@BenLJudy]

In the wise words of Captain Jack Sparrow, "Pi-rate."

[@jacobm.f.2451]

Also what are the weapons made out of for aidria?

[@CaptainXavier]

Steel

[@jacobm.f.2451]

Oh wow, I play high plot boffer LARPs, I’d be down giving that a go however! Any place for a 14 year old cabin boy in the crew for Adria?

[@CaptainXavier]

In you lived anywhere near us, maybe. But you cannot fight armored until you are 16. Until then it is light combat (fought with shinai) or rapier.

[@True_North_Artisan]

What does the heraldry look like?

[@CaptainXavier]

Which?

[@True_North_Artisan]

The crews, the one you mentioned had two gold fleur de lis

[@thnx_cul8ter360]

is this any thing like dagorhir edit1:or is it dagorhir

[@CaptainXavier]

Similar in concept. But with metal weapon instead of foam.

[@thnx_cul8ter360]

@@CaptainXavier ok thanks

[@comicnerd101A]

How does one join the Crew or the Auxiliary?

[@CaptainXavier]

We have a Facebook group and a Discord. All you to do to join the Auxiliary is want to join.

[@comicnerd101A]

@@CaptainXavier cool😁

[@jedileader0174]

Do you still have the tower?

[@CaptainXavier]

No

[@-Bacon-]

Is this a d n d campaign or something Where or what is this I want to be a part of this

[@CaptainXavier]

Nope. This was real life. In many ways it was akin to a LARP...but also very different... There is no...plot? No storyline? Things just happen? Look up "Medieval Recreation." It is like LARP but with a heavy focus on learning about history by recreating it.

[@-Bacon-]

@@CaptainXavier Thats awesome and I feel like that would be a great way to teach younger students of history

[@lilkassa9732]

viewer engagment

[@demodelbouwjongensnl3145]

Hi

[@CaptainXavier]

hi

[@dakodaorfield460]

hi cap, how are you?

[@dakodaorfield460]

this emperor is kinky

[@CaptainXavier]

I am good. And yes...he was...

[@Zargonof]

What game is this

[@CaptainXavier]

The Empire of Adria. It is a Historical Reenactment group. A bit like LARP in some ways...but with real armor and no magic or other special abilities. Everything is real skill based.

[@dreadlord5555]

No I'm second

[@dkotahj]

Can i get a shout out pls

[@barrageballoon4845]

Hi

[@CaptainXavier]

hi