Awhile back I was really thinking taking $3 necklace from f21 but I looked at myself like "no bitch you aint no bum ass thief" and I walked my ass to the counter. My morals and values kicked in strong.
@hxrnan13 жыл бұрын
long island bums is 😭
@jamiicuteface7 жыл бұрын
"Let this be the first and the last time you steal infront of me " 😂😂😂😂
@brianna13508 жыл бұрын
Yoo the New York slang is hella strong in this one! lol
@darkwriter_xx948 жыл бұрын
lol. I'm from New Jersey and didn't even notice the slang. I guess I'm so used to hearing it. Lmao.
@caelumxcv8 жыл бұрын
That's all New Yorkers when they get heated, the slang be out and about at 100 lol
@pepsicolapussy8 жыл бұрын
Cause he was tight I would've been too
@aaliahmonteiro8 жыл бұрын
I'm from Boston and understood all of it lmfao it's basically the same thing.
@briannaf94908 жыл бұрын
+Aaliah Monteiro no its not, stop trying to be down
@sharis.48008 жыл бұрын
I swear you are the VERY FIRST youtuber who could get me to sit and watch 30 minute videos. I have tried before, and I be waiting for it to catch me, but after 10 minutes I'm done. With you Justin, 30 minutes ain't long enough. I LOVE how you tell stories lol. This channel has GOT to grow!!!!!!
@REALYANAMARIE8 жыл бұрын
The way I died when u said "headphanieeee" lmfaooooooooo...
@kage76118 жыл бұрын
+ThyBeauty Yana This the third time I see "headphannieee "like what it mean?
@REALYANAMARIE8 жыл бұрын
+R asta lol it's a song by a Brooklyn artist named young M.A a song called ooouuuu KZbin it
@trippyhendrixbeatz3247 жыл бұрын
ThyBeauty Yana Soooo, how did you die? Did they bury you yet?
@MARLYJEANE8 жыл бұрын
The pain of missing a train really gets you in the heart!!! 😭😭😭
@egyptian_thoth8 жыл бұрын
I love when KZbinrs do storytimes...well I used to until you realized that a lot of storytimes are LIES. But Justin's stories be real, and you can tell that they're real. All of the details be in place and his stories are interesting.
@TheAlexisMarie13268 жыл бұрын
"I can hear ya heeeeeaaaaaaart.." Justin! I'm dead af 😂😂😂😭 RIP
@princ33ssgoss278 жыл бұрын
"Two ends of a broom" 😂😂😂😂
@thebeatdown98828 жыл бұрын
Had me weak!!!😭😂😂😂😂
@melissamoronta33908 жыл бұрын
lmao I was dead bro
@chiedzanjagu31378 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂cried
@emilyjooe8 жыл бұрын
I died.
@DNOG878 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh too 😂😂😂😂
@asipofmosscato7 жыл бұрын
It's sickening how many times I have watched this story time 😂😂😂you be having me weak Justin 💕💕
@elenblndii96048 жыл бұрын
"so boom right?" hhaha ilyy
@reecia78668 жыл бұрын
Lol that's what I like
@TriumphantlyKJ1028 жыл бұрын
lol love when he says that
@vickym.p68268 жыл бұрын
OMG.. The impression of her car starting brought me to TEARS lmao
@kaylagivenchy52588 жыл бұрын
Another video with you and msaaliyahjay 😉💘💘.. Miss you guys
@DanielleJohnson-qs7xn8 жыл бұрын
Yess
@kaylagivenchy52588 жыл бұрын
well if ha still friends witch I know hou guys still is? You & Aliyah has that nice bomb On my way! Relationship
@beatriceacquah88978 жыл бұрын
"I needed to be payed for my emotional distress!" that killed me at the end 😂😂
@saadiyajackson47178 жыл бұрын
I'm having Justin withdrawals...have to watch these storytimes😫🙌😢
@destinyrobinson6583 Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say I’ve been watching you for yearssssss literally . I remember when this first came out & I loved it . I’ve watched all over your story times every single year & im drawn in every time. Love you boo
@BrownskinBarbie8 жыл бұрын
Me and KZbin gone have to square the fuck up for this late ass notification how you gone be a billion dollar business with fuck ups?👊🏽😾😂
@BrownskinBarbie8 жыл бұрын
That was very rude what she said bitch I'm useful cause yo broke ass can't afford nothing out of h&m oh ok
@lyricsornah98828 жыл бұрын
I know my app not even working. They got a nigga on Safari.😭💀💀💀
@TriumphantlyKJ1028 жыл бұрын
right! My shit dumb slow!
@Ffygjjccdffhb8 жыл бұрын
+Lyrics Or Nah ctfu
@jazminali29577 жыл бұрын
Say it a little louder for the bitches in the back cause I'm done -.-
@rachelclarke28568 жыл бұрын
"I could sue you for emotional distress" lol I was laughing so hard
@nekab.36898 жыл бұрын
not only the $ 3 necklace but now the 13$ bill. man im dying at work!!!
@colleen86167 жыл бұрын
BEST STORY TELLER EVERRRRR!
@janisb5778 жыл бұрын
" Ima name her holes, cause she had holes in ha leggins" I DIED😭😭😭😭😭😭
@samanthamartinez63928 жыл бұрын
Justin that car sound had me dead laughing 😂😂😂
@AyeeKylahTv8 жыл бұрын
Gave it a like before I even watched it😌💕
@jasminegholson89938 жыл бұрын
ayee mobb😈😂
@AyeeKylahTv8 жыл бұрын
+jassfromthedmv 💪🏾✨
@brookewilliams55918 жыл бұрын
same
@jasminegholson89938 жыл бұрын
+AyeeKylah Tv mikeques and ki are hilarious😂💀
@RudeGal1518 жыл бұрын
I love his personality, bluntness,and accent, and his glow. I would hang out with him for a weekend and my life would be complete.
@fatoub94068 жыл бұрын
Can u and Aaliyah please make a video on how to survive high school
@fatoub94068 жыл бұрын
It will be ode helpful !!!
@fatoub94068 жыл бұрын
***** lol stop you going to make me even more scarred
@fatoub94068 жыл бұрын
+Jamar Chauvet thanks for the advice
@galliano1008 жыл бұрын
+Fatou Bokum just be strong and very opionated. Make ya voice heard. Dont let anyone play you. If someone tries you for the first time DEAL WITH THAT SHIT DIRECTLY! Cause if you dont do anything they will try you again and again and again. That is what I learned. I wish I took my advice I am giving to you right now. I swear I suffered! I was so quiet, always trying to be nice to everyone. People started to treat me so fucking bad because I could never say no. I'm 20 now and no one tries me cause they know they will get fucked up. Just be strong and dont let anyone try and bully or make you feel uncomfortable.
@fatoub94068 жыл бұрын
awww thanks !!!!! this is very helpful and i will definitely take your advice
@aL-jy3pz8 жыл бұрын
Wow.......you were definitely hanging out with people from either Roosevelt or Hempstead.........so ghetto around those parts.......
@Irreplaceable248 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo facts I'm from Long Island and yes those parts is ghetto especially Roosevelt
@ayziagaskins93638 жыл бұрын
lmaoo I was thinkin this the whole story
@aL-jy3pz7 жыл бұрын
***** Okay? lol whats you're point?
@yooo59218 жыл бұрын
" Y'all bitches is running out of $13 checks " Im crying
@tiannalaveta21917 жыл бұрын
She just robbed T.G.I. Friday's 😭😭😭
@linglingtriniting8 жыл бұрын
Thisssss shit had me cryingggggg, Everytime you said "BUMSSSSSS" I had to pause the video for two mins to laugh.
@maurisrodriguez33848 жыл бұрын
"Idc call me judgemental Idgaf" SAAMMMMMEEEEEE😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@mariahscott58838 жыл бұрын
your tan...your face... everything where tf have you beeeeeeeen😭😭😭😭😭😭
@mariahscott58838 жыл бұрын
and where's your other earring?
@TriumphantlyKJ1028 жыл бұрын
right! Its been too damn long
@je.suis.prisci8 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you get your own cab to catch the train home? You shouldn't depend on him, just bounce! That's how I role.
@lamyachildrous20744 жыл бұрын
dude said hed pay justin train fare so he would come
@asattabradford73578 жыл бұрын
" Y'all bitches is running out on 13.00 checks " 😂😂😂😂
@terrilenae61547 жыл бұрын
Omg the car sound 😭😭😭😭😭
@yaciine20008 жыл бұрын
"Keshia didnt know us no more she was like CHOOM CHOOM CHOOM" 😂😂😂
@TheKingsHeree8 жыл бұрын
Nigga Justin said "Headphanieeeeeee!" LMFAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
@TheDivineMoonchild8 жыл бұрын
Your hair is like unreal 😍 We missed you Justin!
@leandrac.71836 жыл бұрын
Yo I deadass love how he gets straight to the video .
@tmac89118 жыл бұрын
I sat and watched the entire video feeling all the emotions...he's such a great story teller😂😂 Kids...don't be bums
@keramoore85717 жыл бұрын
I'm like "y'all bitches is running out on $13.00 checks?😒" Ayo I would've LYFTED my way home so fast. I get called Boujee all the time for keeping my distance from BUMS. 😑 A MESS!
@MiillieMesh8 жыл бұрын
lol "Don't get me wrong he's a good person. He's just a bum & he's ratchet"
@aloveshiftdiary7 жыл бұрын
u should take offense to being called "useful" in that sense. she knew what she meant
@4ourshadez1368 жыл бұрын
YO WHEN HE WAS TALKING BOUT KEISHAS CAR 😂😂😂 "CHANGE MY FUCKING ENGINE" I AM SCREAMINGGGGG 💀💀💀
@aiouqesb50267 жыл бұрын
lmaooo "stop the tracks let me state facts I told you give me a minute and I'll be right back"!!!!!!
@MzSouthamerica8 жыл бұрын
If they wasn't watching his video before. They're definitely watching it him now.
@crystalford15208 жыл бұрын
Emotional distress?!?!?! You are the most adorable person ever!! That made my day.
@destinydomonique42238 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite storytime of yours. "I should sue you for emotional distress" "She peeled out like the light turned green on midnight club" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This had me in tearsssss
@TheSoulIsPrismaticTV8 жыл бұрын
"B*tch it's $3..." *moves head forward* I hollered!
@junetumblebaby8 жыл бұрын
" Imma call her holes , because she had a hole in her leggings " Yoooooo 💀 I thought I was petty
@bphscolorguard168 жыл бұрын
You are not sensitive she was just rude AF. Calling people "useful" like they're a damn tool.Mad love for your videos!!
@szccdw20078 жыл бұрын
How can you NOT love Justin. OMG. His story times are always poppin. It's not official until he hits you with the "BOOM". Lol
@ImaniBailiee8 жыл бұрын
The fact that I am a waitress... This is making me cringe lmaooo
@haylierichardson55598 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love it when he says "ok boom" or "boom" or "so boom" 😂❤️ love you Justin💕❤️💖
@kianamorris95074 жыл бұрын
I come back and watch this story time when I need a good laugh😂💯
@thebeatdown98828 жыл бұрын
You were NOT wrong Justin! People try to call me bougie for having standards, nah ghetto is ghetto and flaking is flaking both shouldn't be tolerated from adults...💅🏾 But this storytime was funny af tho nonetheless😂😂❤️
@destinychristaunique16953 жыл бұрын
i had to rewatch this its even funnier later! im cryinggg how you run out on that lil check
@ashleyleggett52088 жыл бұрын
Yo the sound affects to the car got me DEAD 💀⚰😂😂😂😂😂 and this is so real you really do have to be on the look out for bum ass niggas
@melaninbarrgoodness22237 жыл бұрын
"Skkrrrt stop the Tracks, let me stay facts I told you give me a minute- 😂😂😂😂
@jadexo36417 жыл бұрын
He called his sister a bum😂😂✊
@Victor-qj4kx8 жыл бұрын
I live in New York and let me tell you, the New York slang is sooo real 😂, I swear..
@barbie83928 жыл бұрын
Your nose is glowing sis yass
@melaniegayle87828 жыл бұрын
i missed those "so boom, mad, tight" lol his accent thou mad crazy
@zebramilktea8 жыл бұрын
Running out on $13...that's sad. Don't even go out if you don't have money. I would be so embarrassed.
@beaucei60037 жыл бұрын
Yo... I fucking died at that car noise... 😂😂😂 get tf outta here!
@itsdekontee79508 жыл бұрын
I need a Justin in my life we would have so much fun 😂😂❤️
@emilyrivera98668 жыл бұрын
I dead love you 😭❤️your personality is everything 💖This story time was most definitely the best by far
@Queen_alazia8 жыл бұрын
I'm from Long Island I guess he was in Nassau county
@TheDonDIVA8 жыл бұрын
Lmao facts they must have been from Hempstead
@jasonkids1238 жыл бұрын
+addictedtoopretty I was about to write that lol
@jayagoodrich11388 жыл бұрын
+addictedtoopretty lmao I was thinking that
@JAllanFonville7 жыл бұрын
So okay..I just came across your videos like yesterday and it reminded of when I lived in New York many years ago, how much I MISS my New Yorkers! LOL New Yorkers are the most real people I have ever met and I felt right at home. I was concerned at first with the length of your videos but then the more I listened to you talk the more I got into them. Funny as HELL! OMG So damn funny! I am now a fan and subscriber man. You are the real deal. Every video I've watched so far has me in tears. :)
@azaleamiles6698 жыл бұрын
This is the best storytime ever and NO u r not being sensitive by taking offense 2 Keisha saying that u were "useful." That was rude.
@unk42435 жыл бұрын
I’m just catching up I been binge watching you for the past two days ❤️👏🏻
@tk13edm8 жыл бұрын
The sound he made of Kiesha car 😩😭😭 fuckin weakkkkk!!!! "That shit is cryin out for help!"
@captaincristina8 жыл бұрын
When you miss a train it hurts ya heart 😂😂😂😂😂
@okeydoke55998 жыл бұрын
How were they on snapchat if their phones were dead.....
@JayLindoo8 жыл бұрын
He was on snapchat on his tablet & waited till he got home to be on wifi & upload them LMFAO
@abibelle36958 жыл бұрын
+Justin Marcus im weak 😂😂
@brianaafreckles8 жыл бұрын
+Justin Marcus im deaddd
@leezalee358 жыл бұрын
+Justin Marcus 😂😂😂😂
@zeniadouglas9558 жыл бұрын
+Justin Marcus family dollar lol😂😂😂
@JaninePharmD8 жыл бұрын
The lyrical references in the storytime thooooo im here for it ! not the mention you out here with that fleek ninja bun and that poppin highlight i seeeee you
@jas_allmighty72198 жыл бұрын
"I thought there was a car accident!" 💀💀💀😂😂😂
@sleepingtom41158 жыл бұрын
Girl: "What do you do?!" Me thinking what Justin should of said: "Bitch I do what I do. How about you don't do me, and keep it pushing with your inconspicuous ass."
@lauriea66258 жыл бұрын
Your tan is poppin
@staciimonae8 жыл бұрын
yassss
@JayLindoo8 жыл бұрын
You see me right lmao , wish I was always this color
@Minnisayshi8 жыл бұрын
rightttt
@whoisSashaJolie7 жыл бұрын
LMAO, the only thing that would've made this story better, would've been if there was an animated re-enactment!! LAWD!
@lovenotesasmr51678 жыл бұрын
"my hair was like wooooosh" I laughed so hard, love it!
@tiannaallen57687 жыл бұрын
Yooo I be loving it when I see my fellow New Yorker's on KZbin bc when that slang and accenttt come out I be zummmmy hype🤣🤣
@shannonforrester1237 жыл бұрын
Tianna Allen deadassss ! It makes it more relatable 😂
@ashcatchem138 жыл бұрын
I'm 19 I don't even ask my immediate parent for money I like don't even have a job lmaoo
@breanabrazell49328 жыл бұрын
Sameeeee😂😭
@TriumphantlyKJ1028 жыл бұрын
lol
@rosebud63588 жыл бұрын
Your the only person I would listen to and laugh at videos of this length. I can't believe you were right at Roosevelt field. Wish I was there. I am glad you are back.
@Veedontcare8 жыл бұрын
That extra terrestrial ass car noise had me shook af before I started dyingggg. 😂
@casiedomingos51977 жыл бұрын
I could sue you for emotional distress JUSTINNN STAAAHP 😭😂😂😂
@miss_41148 жыл бұрын
I live in long Island 😂😂 I go to rosevelt field mall I'm mad hype for no reason tho
@enrriquechinchilla9368 жыл бұрын
Same
@miss_41148 жыл бұрын
+Lyrics Or Nah 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂my stomach
@alllthingsnay8 жыл бұрын
+Lyrics Or Nah 😭😭😭😭😭
@LifeWith.Ashleigh8 жыл бұрын
Right justin needs to do a meet and greet at roosevelt field mall
@hildaagbi218 жыл бұрын
+Lyrics Or Nah 😭😭😭😭😭
@michellephillips85998 жыл бұрын
Your story times always have me rolling, keep up the great work Justin!