STORYTIME: MY DATE HAD DIARRHEA !!!

[@HeyParis]

My Lipstick Goes PERFECTLY With This Storytime.............................................................. LOL

[@MsTenille]

HeyParis lmaoooo i was just gonna say hahaha :P

[@Ariana-ge6jd]

hey Paris girl

[@ayehilikepie7325]

+tenille clandestine me too lol

[@lanairyn]

HeyParis hey babe😘🤘🏾

[@ElizaSimmer]

I love you and all but tbh yea I looks like poop XD

[@erynjefferson111]

I die everytime she said "BOOTY HOLE" 😂😂😂

[@yarelygomez8318]

Miss Eryn Love lmao me to😂

[@BloodHardCandy]

Miss Eryn Love hahahah i love how she emphasises the 'B' 😂😂😂😂

[@muldrowalex]

girl yasss and the boiled booty part, deceased!!!

[@allegra.r.f1946]

Miss Eryn Love me to!!!! OH MY LORD

[@lubbey14]

Ever time she would say it I would think of that Vine that goes "damn dats a booty hole" ft. The Magic School Bus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂

[@meganbb2313]

"i'm caucasian again" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ThePinkBeautyxoxo]

i died at that part lmaoooo

[@babyfly0425]

megan x lol 😂😂😂😂💀

[@aubree.2332]

megan x 😂😂

[@lolhaha9041]

"That poo had a mind of its own, it was mad intelligent" I can't breathe omg

[@silentnoise1891]

he needed some of that Poopourri spray 💀💀💀

[@Tamara-lg4nd]

LMAO true

[@amarisg.6186]

Silent Noise lol thinking the same Damn thing

[@Mels0103]

Silent Noise Couldn't have helped him 😂

[@saradelic4538]

Poopourri and Jesus and a Doctor!

[@vanessak.9168]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MissDarcei]

Left my Fuller House marathon for this

[@anfernettebowman2461]

MissDarcei sameeeeeeeee

[@misyagi]

MissDarcei same thing

[@mirasalamah5904]

MissDarcei ME FUCKING TOOOOOEHGDGEGDHD

[@rulaassaf2842]

MissDarcei Yass

[@vivian112ful]

That's sooo crazy me toooo!!!!

[@christsroyalty2811]

Paris did you purposely use brown lipstick for this video? 😂😂

[@rosiemytaehyung4447]

I thought the same lmfao 😂

[@miamontgomery7272]

Right?!??? Lmao

[@StacyannJ]

😹😹😹😹😹

[@Adaqua7]

"im Caucasian again" I diiiiied you're so funny Paris

[@nasyaclark1756]

Sameee

[@nataliefirexx1fan]

I read that as she said that

[@HORIZONNNN]

7:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "HOW?!?" *wears a mask* this is by far my favorite storytime!!

[@shockalit]

Before the Coronavirus 😭

[@deja1973]

@@shockalit LMAO

[@drd6893]

I'm actually dying ...😂 I've never ever had a BAD smell explained quite so perfect

[@carinam.r5031]

The way her nostrils moved had me dead 😂

[@skylarrogers3829]

you wore the wrong lipstick for this video omg djdjdjdjd

[@julierivera8947]

Skylar Rogers omg now thats all I'm looking at

[@DoubleDee16]

Skylar Rogers omg it legit looks like shit I cantttt

[@shanices7912]

Kailee Park oh god

[@jess9306]

tbh bro I would have left before he left the bathroom 😷😷

[@katheritah]

Your lipstick matches the story LMAOOO

[@abigaildesouza8476]

trueeeeeeee lolol

[@rukhsanazaidi629]

LOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sloanmiers8000]

Katherine Santos lozzzzzzzz

[@BrittNeil]

Two story times in a row?? It must be Christmas already cus this is a shocker ! 😛

[@simonedavis9331]

Britt Neil that's exactly what cross my mind

[@mayfia]

Britt Neil same

[@sammywammy7819]

Britt Neil true

[@fvil9379]

Britt Neil living for it 😂

[@dinahadojane176]

Britt Neil ur lucky heyparis liked your comment

[@MyFitnessEuphoria]

I simply can not with your commentary. I CAN NOT. I done died and came back and then died again. *passed out*

[@danielita1536]

😥😥😥 If you reading this don't eat while watch this ...............i did it............... it was a bad idea

[@AllyPenguin]

Emily Slays omg same lolol

[@beatrizadame7028]

Emily Slays i was eating while watching this too.

[@ilovetolaugh3577]

Emily Slays I wanted to get popcorn lawd thank you 💝

[@flora4078]

Emily Slays I did, I'm trying to finish my food before I replay the video

[@mericawillis2338]

I'm here eating chocolate digestive biscuits and laughing XD

[@only1yonii202]

I would've left while he was in the bathroom and if he ask why i left i wouldve just told him that SHIT happens

[@lettersofresignation]

"He shatted a garbage truck" I DIED!

[@chionabolu]

funniest story time ever " i been shitting my whole life " i am crying

[@baconr333]

When you started ranting about the poop scene, I literally was laughing my bunz off lol I never laugh at videos even if i comment lmao. This was fr funny af

[@litoangelx]

I laughed so hard I had to pause the video because I started crying 😂😂😂💀

[@leshaundouglas2945]

same!!!

[@theunseen3]

Princess Xerxes lmao me too and i still kept laughing cause it was paused on her face & u could see the disgust in her face i just laughed even harder

[@SamLPierre]

Left my Netflix christmas movie for this. HEYYYY 😝😝😝

[@zayzay7911]

Samantha Pierre. u are from the other storytime heyyyt

[@missydau]

same, i was watching Gilmore girls

[@Jujup93]

Samantha Pierre heyyyyyyt 🙌🏿🙌🏿

[@HidanDaniel]

Angelic Doll Same! Lol

[@kj-ur5rx]

aye ur the girl from last vid pairs used ur heyyy vid

[@jm660]

OML I DIED WHEN U EXPLAINED HIS SHIT'S SMELL😂😂😂!!!! Tears coming out😅 LOVE YOU PARIS

[@brendal9002]

She said he tired to kiss her after he shitted 💀💀💀

[@kratosgow2]

Love Brenss Nasty ass nigga 😂

[@josiahademiluyi4677]

@@kratosgow2 everyone shits, it's natural

[@SterlsTacos]

I am laughing way too hard😂😂😂 I feel bad for the dude though😭

[@whoisjekel]

Her description of his shit was... vivid 😂😂😂😂💯

[@ninaknox1993]

how your poop fog up the window ?!?!? gotdamn lmaooo thats a new one

[@juliannel3264]

WHEN YOU DESCRIBED THE SHIT I DIEEDD

[@coconutvibes7196]

omg ikr

[@Carpathianpixie]

Omg! I can't believe you actually pulled out an ice cream pillow. Like, of all the darndest things to have lying around!😂😂😂😂😂

[@carina_loves_cats]

I feel kind of sorry for this guy...I'm sure he felt really embarrassed deep inside...Perhaps he was sick?

[@HeyParis]

+Carina Teutsch LMFAOAOAOAOAOA THIS COMMENT HAS ME DEADDDDD

[@carina_loves_cats]

😉

[@fakename3906]

lol why

[@Sza_translator]

Lmaoooo. That poopouri commercial came in clutch mid video yo😂😂😂

[@MizziProductions]

Laughed from start to finish. "That shit was mad intelligent." GIRL AHAHAH.

[@mmdsayano]

IM FREAKING CRYING THAT CLOSE UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imtiredofyall4843]

let me get my popcorn real quick

[@mayfia]

CALUM AF lol sammme

[@slug7080]

CALUM AF youre everywhere

[@notyou5680]

bad idea eating food while watching this video lol

[@fluffy6697]

CALUM AF 5sos fam💘

[@cheldori.1628]

guac same

[@manischief7651]

from 5:58 and so on i was laughing sooo hardd

[@courtneyandrews1688]

JaureguisSlave same😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelmcgee11]

SAME 😂😂😭😭😂😂💀💀😂

[@nasyaclark1756]

I'm Caucasian again 😂😂😂😂

[@meganbb2313]

Nasya Clark 😂😂😂

[@NatashaDW]

Paris KILLED me with the facemask! LMAO

[@isoldel2092]

hahaah yes

[@cow2754]

tasha wills rest in pepperoni

[@emmyheinz1005]

you know what cracks me up? she's wearing brown lipstick/lip gloss. 😂

[@tanishahatchet7883]

"Shit that type of shit"Lmaoooo yoooo I'm done!!!!

[@brigolden6472]

does your lipstick have to do with the story?

[@crystaIz]

bright smith I thought the same lmao

[@brigolden6472]

min suga genius jjangjjangman bbongbbong 😂😂😂

[@Borovika1]

ARMYYY!

[@Ibeenbean]

bri golden eyyyyyy🖖

[@brigolden6472]

170 likes!

[@sarahclaudio28]

" UP Till this day! I can smell the nigga booty" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

[@fritzschnackenpfeifferhaus4224]

STOP I'M ACTUALLY DYING I CAN'T BREATHE OH MY GOSH😂😂😂 GIRL YOU HAVE ME ROLLING LAUGHING I CAN'T EVEN SWEET GOODNESS LMFAOOOO

[@crystalanyaso622]

hey people scrolling down the comments

[@cjustinec2221]

"THE WINDOWS WERE FOGGY" I was on the floor when she said that XD

[@Iitsnique]

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU DID *BUT I WAS EATING ICE CREAM AND NOW ALL I TASTE IS NASTYYYYYY BOOTY* SAVEEEEE MEEE PARIS HELP

[@evananderson3794]

BlackVeilHarle Bahahaahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Potterhead_93]

When PARIS YELLS AT YOU FOR LIKE 3 MINS 😂😂😂

[@amandajean9683]

girl I'm sorry but once I smelled that shit I woulda called my uber and slipped right tf out

[@kylamac2692]

hello through quarantine I've just been binge watching all ur videos im addicted

[@Chichi-gb9hc]

I'm eating while watching this.....

[@Undiluted_Liquid]

Ineedfood Now im eatin pizza flavoused cheetos

[@kirabol4797]

Ineedfood Now me too😂😂

[@nikkik1635]

Lol

[@Supermanlover93]

Ineedfood Now Same!

[@alien_bum]

Ineedfood Now LMAO😂same not gonna lie i had to pause the video for a while

[@KayLovewashere]

Yo I'm in tears right now. I was like in the middle of the video like damn when is this story going to end because I don't know if my heart can make it all the way through cause I'm just dying of laughter over here. 😂😂😂😂 omg a good way to start off my day!! Thanks Paris 💕💕💕

[@user-lb4nf9nx8w]

Paris I swear you have the funniest story times ever!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moe7310]

😮 2 stories in 1 day girl u are amazing thanks

[@alexxc1188]

This eye makeup, omg I'm dying! so beautiful!!

[@jelenastojanovic6582]

"he's booty hole was scared to death", omg I'm dying hahahahahhahhahahahahahaha

[@babieshelly8995]

omg this is why i love paris videos cause she is funny i was laughing through the whole video 😂😂😅😂😂😅she has me dead bruh i can't breathe💀💀💀

[@alexandriarose2760]

"So im on the bed like 🙅" 😂😂😂

[@simonetotimeh1345]

Maaaaan 2 storytimes back to back, Kaylin & Kyra just did their storytime too, I finished my assignment, ain't this a good day!

[@lexypino2964]

The thought of him watching this video thooo

[@atrapdr6251]

It's starting to feel a lot like Christmaaas, Paris posted two story tiiiiiiimess! lalalala laaalaaalalalaaalaaa!!!!!

[@SDotCole]

LMFAOOOOOOO. if he had an upset stomach, pawty dun. why mans carrying on like everything is fine?😂😂😂😂 foh

[@k.dougss]

when she zoomed in on her nostrils I was goneeeeeeee😂😂😂

[@Dd1NlyB3B3]

You went from 0 to 100 when you started describing he smell lmfaoo I wasnt readyyy

[@sazxx6609]

I woke my whole fam up laughing. Love her 😂

[@ΜαρίαΜ-υ5θ]

I could have wrote on the window YOU NASTY LMAO I CANT BREATH

[@zlstv7903]

the brown lip made the story time10 times funnier

[@BloodHardCandy]

LMFAOOO i was literally wiggling in my bed quietly laughing my ass off trying not to wake anyone up 😂😂😂

[@jessiep7616]

Hahahaha that color lipstick goes perfect with the title of this video!! LOL LOVE you girl!♡

[@marfofieee]

Yeooooo, Paris them storytimes is coming back to back 😭😍 love u gurlll !

[@shmiddyy]

Perfect color lipstick for this type of video

[@sydney6818]

HAAAAAAAAY MY CARIBBEAN GYAL, COMING FROM BARBADOS BEEN WITH YOU SINCE Ilikevodka

[@rashonnagriffith4295]

I'm from bim also

[@chanicel.4299]

BoredChild same

[@holly-vg1iz]

Girl, you are so entertaining and beautiful

[@moonstonevision]

As someone who deals with emergencies in public bathrooms, due to various medicines I am on, I never leave home without my "poop spray." Usually I use bath and body works concentrated room spray, in cinnamon clove or something similar. Also, a courtesy flush just as things are coming out goes a long way in containing smells and noises, suctioning them down with the water. It's just the polite and right thing to do, as sometimes you just can't wait until you are home. No need to crop dust and foul it up to be damned when you use poop spray and courtesy flush. In fact, sometimes people ask what that nice smell is ( the poop spray ).

[@caits2725]

"That poo had arm and legs" 😂😂😂

[@lgainza9247]

THE WAY SHE SAYS "BOOTY HOLE" KILLS ME😂😂❤️

[@kistiedieudonne528]

Bruh, I can't deal, my cramps are killing me I can't laugh Paris, you too much 😂😂😂😷

[@PW-yp5ti]

Is her hair blue, or blue-black

[@angielee7440]

Mrs.Pilla ' it's black with Blue undertones

[@miaalvarez8330]

or it might be jet black bc jet black looks blue when you have light on it

[@HeyParis]

it black and blue hair review comming soon :)

[@Jason-bc7le]

HeyParis I can't wait to watch about your hair review video coming out soon you said there will be one soon I keep watching this same video you making me happy you so funny

[@jacobjackson6400]

+HeyParis nice I new I love you

[@ClaireA_LeonB]

My abs are getting a workout right now from laughing so much omg

[@XxemoXxswaq]

That girl that said "heyy" in the beginning is so damn pretty

[@jellycakedolphin5254]

giiiirl you never fail at making me laugh! :D

[@JulesM006]

this whole time I thought it said "my DAD had diarrhea" so throughout the story, I was like "so when does her dad come in" lmao

[@SuperNovaSirius]

Wonderful story. :'D I also like how your lipstick matches the story.

[@kistiedieudonne528]

Left a video for this one 😂😂 love you Paris.

[@zeekahmcdonald2687]

I weakkkk here bitchhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@annicex7246]

im actually DYING Paris omggg ur so funny!!! the way u described his shit ahaha ffs

[@sweetcreaturejimin]

I mean no one can really say "everyone shits" as an excuse like CMON why would you shit when you're with a new date or whatever.

[@sweetcreaturejimin]

That would turn me off too! Like boy I barely know you and you already want to kill me with your fumes.

[@sarahycanela]

+Marisol Molina "fumes" 😂😂💀

[@CHINURUKA]

it must have been an emergency

[@CHINURUKA]

if he didn't poop, he'd have to fart and those would be toxic bombs

[@morganderose3491]

It was obviously an accident you idiot. No one would choose to explode out their ass on a date.

[@nymphadoralupin7879]

This reminds me of this guy who was interested in me in high school and my friends were trying to hook us up at one of our friends birthday party that was held in a park. We were actually having a balloon fight and I got away from it to go in the bathroom and I swear to GOD before I even entered the building I was struck by a stench. I thought one of the toilets had overflown or somn.... turns out it was the same guy my friends was trying to hook me up with that was having a diarrhea. To this day, I can't explain to him why my interest just disappeared. I also feel so uncomfortable when I'm around him that I can't even look him in the eye properly and this was like 10 years ago! xD

[@Tamara-lg4nd]

omg

[@hellokittyy_7446]

Nocturnal Nymph lol😂😂

[@Honeyydo]

This exactly why I never do a #2 in any other bathrm other than my own!

[@dayjay5871]

the PERFECT video 1. makeup on point 2.good editing and makes me laugh 😄😄😁😁😁😂😂😂

[@nicevans96]

That ending killed me

[@nicevans96]

Yo bootie go always stank

[@queentaylor6561]

When she zoomed in on her nose😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Meeee😂‼️

[@pamelaavila2306]

Leave him alone 😂😂😂😂😂 this is mad funny af!!!

[@beautyandthebooks2672]

HER NOSTRILS 💀💀💀

[@rink456]

Congrats 400k!!!!

[@evelynramirez6390]

"I thought i was going do die, like pass out -vomit and then choke on my vomit"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nishamama]

Yes! Do this look please cuz im living for it

[@alaziamae9170]

Paris u killing me... I'am on the floor screaming lmfaooo 😂💎💎💎💎

[@prettylikemissy]

ilu paris 😭😭😭😭 i needed this today. you're nice; i would have dipped before he even came out 😂 nice editing btw proud of you 😍👊

[@lifewithyaz_]

You are funny as shit paris i swear lol

[@mariamb8072]

ur eyeshadow !!!! bih im SHOOK !!

[@rukhsanazaidi629]

Omg I don't even know how I got here but I'm FREAKIN DYINGGGG OMGGGGG !!!!! 😂😂😂This video was the greatest thing to happen to me today!!!!