STORYTIME: My Weirdest Hookup Ever (on a roof?)

[@dazed5960]

Ok but I'm kinda giggling at the guy saying "you'll be there right?" At her own apartments rooftop LOL

[@Jocelyn-vz7xt]

my exact thought literally

[@nayylab4by]

like I live here LMAO

[@tiffanyvalencia8415]

No cuz she cuda went home with someone else

[@marinamsie1885]

It’s giving wingman

[@musiclover949]

😭😭😭😭

[@rachelgordon9716]

if anyone remembers sarahs old high school storytimes its so fun to hear storytimes from a new 20s era, kind of like a romcom/coming of age sequence on her channel and i love it!

[@vshcvsh98]

Exactly why this felt so … right. 😅 😂

[@tianacastro2138]

Yea for real first time smoking weed to first hookups and relationship stories❤ I love Sarah she’s down to earth, has good intentions, and seems so understanding and non judgmental I love it

[@katelynquintana5560]

Definitely 😭

[@danal2658]

Yesss

[@audreyhamilton5765]

NO LITERALLY I LOVE IT

[@taylorm7777]

Dude I HATE men like Brandon. Overly giving compliments. I would feel SO UNCOMFORTABLE! Like a couple times is like "aww shucks, thanks maaaan" but the whole night?? I would be like BESTIE HURRY UP

[@oliviapeachy]

Same like I need a man that treats me like a queen but in a not so suffocating way lol

[@ceciliap5336]

no, especially when its your first time meeting, like on this first date i went ton he kept compliementing like it lowkey gets soo creepy because like i get it, you like me, but they wont stop lol and its even weirder when they try to be super hot about it and be serious like "oh my god... you're so gorgeous" MAJOR ICK

[@h31028]

it comes across really unauthentic and like they are saying anything they can just to get with you

[@taylorm7777]

@h exactly, but also like it gives me the ick fr fr

[@kaitlynm8093]

GOD ik and especially when you aren’t feeling cute it’s like STOPPP

[@geemorales3555]

I guarantee you Brandon wasn't intending on telling you he had a gf bc he wanted to keep you in the back burner. If his intentions were genuine, he would've told you he had a gf when he got one. When you were blowing him up, he would've told you that he was with his gf. I feel bad for his gf & you dude, he wants his cake & eat it too.

[@tahinaschwegler8112]

yuppp

[@BelleTolles]

That was Cameron, right?.

[@Kleopold94]

Cameron but yes lol

[@carlywolosyn5705]

Also the miss you we should hang soon???? I hope his girl watches this 😂😂😂

[@adrianlukejabonga3508]

Cameron but yes totally agree!!!!

[@--leilani--]

I CANNOT take men like Brandon seriously 😂 Although my friend and I have discussed the phenomenon of men hitting on us when we look/feel the crustiest. I still just don't get it 😂

[@tahinaschwegler8112]

maybe cause we’re more approachable then since we’re less hot?? idk 😅

[@caleystewart8791]

@@tahinaschwegler8112 100%%%%

[@Loopynesss]

I asked my brothers who answer my existential questions abt men. When a girl looks her normalest a few percentage would actually be genuinely interested in the natural/ real vibe. But most of GUYS that go to women who look maybe crusty, it’s because they think they have better chances at having sex. Also they’re less intimidated. Anyway it’s just easy « targets » to them. Sometimes actually unconsciously, they think they have less chances of being rejected because guys hate rejection.

[@maybebrenda]

Lmao I actually met my bf on a day when I was late so I didn’t put on makeup and felt so insecure; we’ve been together 5 years lol

[@angelikabatwoman]

Also maybe we're not as ugly as we think without make up? Maybe we look cute still? Idk I hate the notion that being in sweatpants with no make up and undone hair is "ugly". Dudes look like this all the time and we still fuck them lol. So why should we not be fuckable looking like this?

[@reese2430]

thank you sarah for posting this. it cured my winter depression

[@sushiroll66]

legit the only person i have the patience to listen to rn

[@Tirziee]

same

[@juliettully]

LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@oshenmai611]

thissss

[@annacathryn1913]

fr she brings me so much comfort and security❤️

[@jordiecartier]

calling someone a million times when they’re not answering and i’m drunk is 100000000% something i would do (and have done 💀💀)

[@kennykenny5043]

or voice messages LMAOOOOOO at least you know exactly what you said

[@jordiecartier]

@@kennykenny5043 listening to them the next day LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@fatimaz4071]

@Kenny I always do that lol

[@nino2190]

@@kennykenny5043YESSS 😭😭 feeling hella embarrassed the next day but I keep doing it when I’m drunk 👩🏿‍🦲

[@ErinHour]

“i just wanted to blow balloons with a friend” so true queen

[@ashcarvlogs69]

it’s the fact that in the first place u were calling him to tell him about ANOTHER GUY

[@calsim736]

her paid partnerships better pay her well she’s like the only youtuber i’ve seen put effort into it and make me want it 😂

[@delaneyw.6118]

same i actually don’t skip the ad read on her videos !!

[@bubblegumplastic]

She's so funny and cute, they better be paying her double

[@bubblegumplastic]

Still not getting hello fresh though.. I don't know why they claim they're cheaper than doing groceries, I did the math on all their recipes and they're more expensive every time 😔

[@alexiscovey5329]

no literally she is the only person whos ads i dont skip

[@calsim736]

@@bubblegumplastic right! and i think it’s because it’s more convenient and i ended wasting a lot of groceries because i’m buying for just myself but groceries portions are so big i don’t need THAT many strawberries😂

[@caramellliiii5135]

This came at the perfect time, been watching your videos for the last hour. My dads funeral was today and your videos are perfect for distracting me. Thank you for being you ❤

[@user-md7dk9cn8e]

I am so so sorry love 💔

[@kailamarie1992]

So sorry for your loss ❤

[@caramellliiii5135]

Thank you ❤ just feeling a little lost rn

[@cw7583]

so sorry about your loss, i wish you a lifetime of healing and happiness & i hope you find your true self in the process x

[@micahschuttler4185]

Sending love and light ❤️

[@incognita333]

cameron fully couldve let you know when he texted you saying that he couldn’t talk, that he couldnt talk cos he was with his girlfriend cos you probably wouldve stopped calling. if you ask me, felt like he clearly didnt want you to know he had a girlfriend until it was absolutely necessary lol

[@rosieholtham1856]

Yup

[@anastasiasaratlic7019]

i thought the same thing!!

[@calistusjay60]

Nah. Sending a text being like “stop calling me I’m with my GF” sounds like he’s talking to a mistress during an affair.

[@adrianlukejabonga3508]

​@@calistusjay60i dont think so... to me it sounded like he didn't want to tell sarah he's with his girlfriend because he wanted to keep sarah in the back burner

[@abigailward4192]

PLEASE keep posting videos like this!! i’m livinggggggg for your stories 😂😂 I’m in a super committed relationship which I’m SO happy with but i need to live these crazy experiences vicariously through you!! lol

[@brittneyriley2648]

Me too lol I like reminiscing on the old days 😂

[@ellenkristiantisitompul5683]

Lol same here 😂

[@MissEbbyGirl]

MEEE. I need some tea somehow, and Sarah is delivering 💅🏼

[@Victoria_Fama]

Girlll it’s fun until it’s not I’ve been through it too much 😂😭

[@Victoria_Fama]

I would give anything to just settle down with the partner of my dreams but he’s avoidant and too far away right now so oh well , still in my crazy adventure era

[@subtlysick]

Sarah is one of those rare gems online who show such genuine personality, that’s why she’s my fav

[@guadalupecorona7212]

Yes!!

[@Mintpetalz]

Obsessed with the rebirth of your storytimes

[@aubreyriddick]

I’m in college and I’ve been feeling so lonely and homesick mostly because I haven’t found my people yet. I’m alone 99.9% of the time which is really hard. Recently I’ve just been rewatching your vids and it’s helped so much. I feel like we’re besties, you’re my people:)

[@yallIdunno]

I found my friends in year 3 in college it's normal to feel lonely just know it won't be forever like that promise♥️ wishya better days sis

[@glizzygoblin69]

Aww girlie don't worry you'll find them or they'll come to you!! Join some clubs you're interested in or go to like public meet ups ♡ best of luck to you!

[@stellameii]

I feel this so much

[@qqq3494]

im in the same situation with college so watching her vids reminds me sm of pre college its just so comforting

[@rainahhowell1193]

Yes! Sarahs old videos makes the pain go away!

[@katie9294]

okay but we have to know: how did christel react to the birthday living room celebration

[@heavenleebiersack6743]

the real question

[@brookezadra4770]

she said it was a vibe lol

[@yallIdunno]

too much compliments are genuinely a red flag to me like it's just love bombing to get something out of that person it doesn't come off as genuine

[@kayadimaria]

Sarah’s sponsored segments are the only ones I don’t skip because she makes them so well like she better be making coin

[@hes228]

SARAH IS FEEEDING US

[@hiilol]

Sarah coming through with the consistency 👏 🙌

[@itsverooo]

I know the last story probably had more impact on you but girl this one was even more insane for me 😭😭 firstly guys who are just so forward and "love bomb" scare the shit out of me idk how you managed to handle that whole situtation and then baloon guy randomly picking you up from your house out of nowhere but then two weeks later he has a gf and doesn't want to have anything to do with you?? like I get it, esp from his gf's point of view but holy shit men are insane 💀

[@rhiannadudley5043]

Bruh I’m so scared of men 😩 why they like this

[@luciasrr]

you’re literally my comfort person

[@ameliastgeorge]

You already know I never skip Sarah’s sponsors

[@lmg7179]

Brandon gave me secondhand embarrassment JUST from hearing your story 😂😂😂💀 Also this video is a fckn TREAT. Keep posting regularly girl. Go crazy, hit those streets and report back 😂🥴

[@trinabrefka857]

I didn't really have the ick until you described Brandon. I mean a good compliment here and there is great, but damn Brandon went a little overboard lol.

[@rileemartinez339]

You’re such a good story teller. I can literally imagine this whole scenario 😂😂

[@calic.5233]

18:28 this part has me giggling omg 😂 brandon doing the most

[@misslesley1677]

I love watching your stories. I used to watch them back in high school I’m 23 now and I’m still entertained💗

[@Hey-kf5er]

Your storytelling is so engaging do more of these!

[@Victoria_Fama]

I just rewatched your last video because I’m going through it with men too. I’m realizing I need to be in my hot girl single era again like you even if it’s hard to let someone go for now 🙄

[@tired.5565]

Ok finished permanently I think lol.

[@kenziehood]

same situation girl ❤️❤️

[@itslikelykaykay]

Sarah’s story times are just top tier 👌🏼

[@jhefjfkfjdksjsj]

Anybody else think Sarah should narrate stories. Her voice can literally our me to sleep she’s so calming. Such a damn vibe

[@caleystewart8791]

i love that you share these things it makes me feel not alone in my struggles with men.. & the weird shit they do. i love youuuuuuuu

[@sydneet.4230]

Hi Sarah. I lost my infant son in august-long story short you’ve become a comfort person to me, even though I’ve followed you since 2016 maybe? Anyway- Thanks for posting lately. I love all your crazy stories. And you!

[@Naanaaannnaaaaa]

Sorry for your loss ❤

[@holographiccowboy5271]

I’m sorry for your loss 💙

[@tianacastro2138]

So sorry for your loss, I bet you are an amazing mother and left a very comforting impact❤ Keep your head high beautiful 🦋

[@Ri-Ri-Ri1]

I'm so sorry for your loss

[@iismxil5625]

9⁷ 7 yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@liztatecanrelate]

"Was he love bombing me? Idk." Yes. LMFAO the answer is yes.

[@TheWonderfulSofia]

We need more real azz story times from you girly

[@calliea9064]

Sarah always has the best storytimes

[@gabriellagarofalo7437]

the paragraph anxiety is so real

[@camilleturner5747]

sarah you are still, to this day, the funniest person on youtube

[@alicsart.]

this came at the perfect time for me, got my wisdom teeth out yesterday, and in so much pain. Thank you for a great distraction, love you, Sarah😭❤️

[@meghanpacheco]

Did u get all 4 taken out?:0

[@alicsart.]

@@meghanpacheco yes😭❤️

[@BabyMango]

Not me watching this rn after getting my wisdom teeth out

[@samanthajenkins3892]

The serotonin I get when you post story times!

[@kat-fk7on]

Love you girly, I always feel like I’m catching up with a old friend watching ur videos, thanks for still being here and I hope you’re doing well and are healthy and happy, and the Brandon pov made me cringe so bad I had to put my phone down for a sec LMFAOOO

[@glizzygoblin69]

When she was talking about her locker being decorated for birthdays in middle school and I got flashbacks of my middle school years where my birthday was literally the same as any other day lol 🥹🥲

[@Aylizzle13]

Girl…. Let’s be real here for a second Cameron clearly wanted to get with you, but since you didn’t give the green light he found someone else. He didn’t want to tell you in hopes that eventually at some point you would want him, and he would dump the girl he was with, for you. It’s a pretty (unfortunately) standard thing most men do when they can’t get the girl they actually want, but they can’t just have nobody either. Which is also why he told you “ it wasn’t going to work out” with said all of a sudden girlfriend, because he didn’t want you to think he was unavailable. Basically he picked the easier option (in his head) but still wanted to potentially keep the door open for you, but since obviously he was with her that night you called, and she found out, he had to call it quits with you. Also, to anyone reading this, I do not condone this behavior at all, I’m just simply explaining what I feel was going on bc I’ve had experiences like this with guy friends who have wanted to get with me and I’ve stayed platonic with, and then eventually they push me out of their life when they have a girlfriend, but as soon as they break up it’s back to trying to “ catch up” with me LOL. And sarah girl, don’t be surprised if he tries to do that… seems like the type smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@carissadefranco8770]

Lol kinda agree on this. I’ve seen this type. They’ll do everything he did but as soon as they officialize things with another girl they cut you out, but the breakup happens and you’ll get a “hey what’s up?” text randomly. 🗿 it doesn’t feel great. Never keep in touch with someone like that.

[@doublecheese21]

So basically,He wanted to have his cake and eat it too. If he didn’t get caught he would have probably kept talking to Sarah because he like her too.

[@Aylizzle13]

@@doublecheese21 lol yes exactly. trash man mentality!! sarah & all the girlies deserve wayyy better

[@denisegarcia5447]

Sarah have you ever tried a foundation with neutral undertones? I noticed in this video that you're using a warm foundation(i think) and it totally changes your skin tone!

[@rosalinasantos3078]

These story times make me so happy I hate dating in my 20’s cuz I keep hearing like the traditional biological clock is running out but this makes me feel normal and actually want to keep just hanging out doing whatever I want. Thank you Sarah!!!

[@monika6202]

It’s like I’m on facetime with my bestie, I love you sm Sarah

[@afxgiu]

Sarah's imitation of the Brandon guy made me lose my shit every single time lmaooo had to keep pausing the video

[@amandadavis5687]

Omg when editing sarah pops in hoodie, it’s so great when sarah was talking about makeouting with the guys, the Sarah editing pop in “and it was getting steamy” I died laughing you are so funny🤣 I love you Sarah you are the best❤️❤️

[@geemorales3555]

Dude homeboy just wanted to hook up with you bc of all those compliments. They always over do it when they want something

[@maddiedenchy2922]

Sarah I feel like I lost your videos for years but you popped back up on my page and I've been watching your videos all Christmas break. Thank you for being you, don't stop.

[@Whiteplumee]

Oooof. I have a guy friend who’s always had strong feelings for me, and any time he gets into a relationship he gets all high and mighty and puts me down as a person and giving all this advice to me a on the things he thinks is wrong with my life. When in reality I am content and happy with where I’m at in my life… and though he might not see the progress I’ve made as a person.. doesn’t give him a right to put me down like that. I’ve been nothing but supportive with whatever he has done in his life or hardships he’s had… but as soon as he gets a girl he acts like a know it all. Honestly have kicked this guy out of my life so many times for this exact reason… now he’s texting me again saying he misses our friendship. WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TREAT YOUR FRIENDS LIKE SHIT…????

[@casievilk2217]

Your story time type videos remind me of being a teenager and just bring me so much comfort. Legit obsessed w you and your energy ❤❤❤❤

[@SassyxSavage1]

Perfect time for a perfect video. I’ve been anxiously waiting to make a police report to report what my abuser did to me. Your videos give me such joy and calm my anxieties, literally thank you 😭❤️

[@tahinaschwegler8112]

❤❤ I hope things go the way you’re hoping

[@xavi1298]

girl u are so fucking gorgeous i thought this was a bot comment at first 😭😭 wishing you luck and success in ur case!!

[@HANGWITHBRE]

You’re doing the right thing by filing a report! I’ve been there so I feel ya, I’m so sorry and I wish you the best🖤

[@heidsterrr]

Sarah I wish you would start your own boho clothes/jewelry line! I’ve always loved your style!

[@aubreyscott167]

Sarah why r ur comments ALWAYS people saying their life is terrible and ur post made it all better😭 like okay????? Idk if that like makes you feel better about your videos or something but isn’t that weird? Like ur living ur life and shit and these strangers are all like “sarah my life is *inserts the most insane trauma* rn but ur video helped…” AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THATS WEIRD?????? ITS LIKE ALL THE COMMENTS😭😭

[@reeganelizabeth]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed😅

[@jadadavui6860]

Especially the compliments on compliments on compliments can be so awkward and it makes it feel like they’re no genuine

[@danielnail1179]

You literally make me so happy and I'm not gonna not say something just cause you have followers and see similar comments, I LOVE SEEING YOUR FACE AND WHAT UR DOING

[@danielnail1179]

I always tiggle and giggle fav tuber😘😝

[@danielnail1179]

@@clodaghtinney ??? Who's brandon

[@abigail5242]

@@danielnail1179 did u not watch the video ? 😭😭😭

[@danielnail1179]

@@abigail5242 what are you on about

[@kennedyh124]

that ad read song was such a bop damn

[@priscillav222]

Sarah hell yeah I’ve been watching your older videos the past few days, you’re just a ray of sunshine ✨🥰

[@faithpatterson8031]

IM CRYONG AT THE BRENDAN IMPRESSION😭😭😭😭

[@karmacastro374]

Dont stop with the story times

[@juliannalanginger933]

Cameron was trying to keep his options open.....stringing you along in case the gf didn't come through. smh

[@clarewiley6952]

Love these kind of videos sm, they’re the perfect way for me to relax and just feel like I’m w my besties 🥰

[@aliciacabrerasoto1154]

you’re choice of words are always perfect

[@kendoll4127]

Brandon gave me the ick lmao

[@zonk35]

YESSSS I screamed when I saw we were getting another story time!!!!!

[@samiedenton4096]

Too many compliments like that is a turn off

[@WhatsAOlivia]

Im dying at the you’re beautiful compliments in ur hoodie😂🤣😭

[@palladium607]

Sis it sounds like he was love bombing you. Be careful of guys like that. Coming on THAT strong is usually (not always) but usually a manipulation tactic to reel you in. The abuse follows once they have you entrapped in a relationship where they've lured you into a sense of security and undying love.

[@charlottelamie6728]

Sarah hell yeah I love your story times thank u

[@animadelinegutierrez756]

It’s crazy how Sarah is like the only KZbinr I actually love watching

[@Anna-nj9ir]

SARAH I LOVE YOU FOR POSTING STORY TIMES AGAIN!! I HAVE BEEN REWATCHING THE OLD ONES TOO MANY TIMES

[@olive981]

No Sarah, you're a better actress than me I woulda giggled and left

[@tianabanana5304]

Ahhh it’s my last day as a teenager and this is like the perfect early present. Been watching Sarah for yeaaars

[@Mrs.Nikkitita.Garza_]

Happy birthday!!!! 🎉

[@doctorcowboy]

!!happy birthday🥳

[@luciex5066]

Happy Birthday girlieee

[@erinmcghee9883]

“At one point I just kind of surrendered” bruh 😭😭😭 you had me at let your gaurd down I’m dead

[@MultiCheeseme]

I was so sad and alone and I'm so happy to click on this video. Thank you for existing

[@jenjuice432]

That was the best Hello Fresh ad I've ever seen

[@ellievossen8068]

I laughed so many times during this 😂 I always feel like we’re on FaceTime 🥰

[@allisclampMN22]

Literally what is wrong with men? They all lie so easily it’s weird as fuck. I’m sorry Cameron did that to you. Funny because an extremely similar thing happened to me and my Cameron a few years back. The gf is out of the picture now and I finally have my friend back!

[@reptilesurpreme841]

I don’t think he was really wrong. The relationship is obviously new and he probably hadn’t told anyone yet. It’s normal in new relationships

[@allisclampMN22]

@@reptilesurpreme841 okay 👍🏼

[@allisclampMN22]

Was definitely generalizing if that wasn’t clear. Just related specifically to the fake Cameron name because I had a similar experience with a real Cameron. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@rosieholtham1856]

Im confused? Why would you be excited that the gf is now gone and you have your friend back if the dude was lying & had other intentions to begin with?????? girls we need to stop. This is ridiculous

[@sylmarie]

@@rosieholtham1856 I mean she said it was a similar experience not exact. She really didn’t give enough detail for you to make that comment.

[@rachel9120]

Girl give us some more story times! I'm so excited we got 2 in a row! 😭👏👏👏🥳🥳🎉🎉

[@missblabbermouth13]

Sarah thank youuuuu! Please make more get ready with me videos😭😭You don’t even have to tell a story I just love getting ready to your videos❤

[@casievilk2217]

He never set a boundary with you because I think he was still keeping that door open and whichever girl would have liked him first he probably would have done that to her if it was vise versa but still he could have explained things to her or she could have messaged you for clarification but people do be lyinnn 😂 and it was probably just for the best anyway bc you didn’t feel the same way about him as he felt about you so he found someone that likes him and it worked out for the best!

[@caglaonerr]

my favorite thing is the way you say bye-bye please never stop

[@jadevictoria3408]

yess!! im going through it & was fully thinking how much i needed another video about boys from big sister sarah :,)

[@miaijo]

I’ve just discovered you and I’m hooked! My postpartum depression is really getting to me but this helped me forget about it for a bit ❤ SUBBED!

[@shannongalvin1827]

ok yes I’ve been putting off cleaning my room for the whole night but this is going to get me through it

[@jonewtonn]

everytime I've talked to a man it always ends with me asking myself "why do men" and then trying to make myself promise to never do it again

[@nicoleism3]

Your reenacting what the guy was saying was taking me out

[@danichesney1876]

Been talking about getting HELLOFRESH again lately and have been waiting for one of my favorite tubers to have a code and now I got one!!! Thanks girly! 💁‍♀️👩‍🍳

[@ashleybriones2445]

One of the most irritating things about men..they seem to like to keep their options open..even at the expense of other people’s feelings

[@camdenies3146]

oh sarah. thank you for posting this, i just got let go of from my job (by just i mean literally 20 minutes ago), so the timing couldn’t be better (:

[@k8lyng]

Pls make your own podcast queen

[@aliviak2002]

WTFFF LMAO I literally just put this on to start conditioning and stretching for my pole dancing bc I’m new to dancing and the first 5 seconds threw me off so much I screamed🤣 yayyy for pole dancing!!

[@jasmineblanks1203]

I’ve been waiting for Sarah to get back into story times. This makes the younger me so happy.

[@allisonhill4379]

THE GROUP HOOK UP ON THE ROOF WAS SO ACCURATE

[@emkriger7565]

“byE BYE 🤨” my new fav sarah phrase

[@Juicycroissanwich]

I just love hearing you talk girlie, you are just so silly and fun to listen to! ❤

[@AbigayleDianne]

This video has given me so much serotonin🤣🤣 you crack me the hell up