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@salmah72586 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at the part about Nassim explosively shitting
@katherinevelasquez63266 жыл бұрын
Elroy SAME LMAO
@anartislife14196 жыл бұрын
Like it was world war 3 😂😂
@mctx20206 жыл бұрын
Same I needed that fucking laugh holy shit 😂
@teresitagarcia6466 жыл бұрын
I'm on the toilet as we speak ;(
@Charlynblah6 жыл бұрын
Elroy SAME😂😂😂
@larahall59746 жыл бұрын
Caesar waking up for his cheeseburger is me when I’m drunk
@Thomassteven006 жыл бұрын
What happens in Vegas ends up forever on your skin -Jessi Smiles 2018
@selma83374 жыл бұрын
Ouuu she liked
@theIaurenshow6 жыл бұрын
"is my cheeseburger here" LMAO
@kamilestone83466 жыл бұрын
laurenbeauty that’s when I died
@Adrian-Maxwell6 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit.
@saturn8886 жыл бұрын
Adrian Maxwell SAME
@KaitlinKalLee6 жыл бұрын
A JESSI STORYTIME 👀😱 I wait for this annually 😆❤️💕💀
@gabrielafuentes63526 жыл бұрын
Kaitlin Kal Lee 😂😂😂
@mayraconley27576 жыл бұрын
Kaitlin Kal Lee lol the shade
@surur47476 жыл бұрын
Kaitlin Kal Lee hHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
@TammyD1236 жыл бұрын
I’m dead 😂
@emmas4516 жыл бұрын
The shade lmao😂
@MarinaMemaJMB6 жыл бұрын
Wait what? Weren't you pregnant like yesterday? Omg Noah is growing up so fast. I'm getting emotional over another person's baby.
@buffycatnip6 жыл бұрын
holy shit, he's one next month!?! it feels like he was just born a few months ago lol
@myajanette6 жыл бұрын
Rina Mema lmao same😂😂
@myajanette6 жыл бұрын
Queen Bálor ALREADY?!
@lifecreator65454 жыл бұрын
I love your hair
@MarinaMemaJMB3 жыл бұрын
@@lifecreator6545 MY hair??
@TankCollinsProtectionSquad6 жыл бұрын
Nasim: Don't tell them about when I shitted! Jessi: 😏 okay
@shadebladed86 жыл бұрын
leeah galaxies lmfao
@mctx20205 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SophiaScarlet6 жыл бұрын
Aw Noah's growing up too fast
@auditionvideo75536 жыл бұрын
Sophia Scarlet WAY too fast
@RubyAlanis104976 жыл бұрын
“I wish that was the end of that....but it’s not...” hahahaha omg only you 😂
@Sarah.reads.sometimes6 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of Mr. Zabala when she said she had a fear of authority& now I can’t get her yelling at him out of my head lmao.
@moopyisbestmoop67076 жыл бұрын
"as Long as i am alive, bad things will happen" same girl
@amandainch6 жыл бұрын
I know this is going to sound creepy. But, I really needed to hear you're voice today. my husband passed away on the 5th, and hearing your voice always calms me down. thank you for being there and not even knowing it.
@JessiSmiles6 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness I’m so unbelievably sorry to hear that 😓 sending you so much love 💛💛
@amandainch6 жыл бұрын
JessiSmiles thank you so much!
@SunnyKittyKatt6 жыл бұрын
Oh hunny! Bless your heart! 😢 So very sorry for your loss. Sending you internet hugs.
@noneyobusiness16716 жыл бұрын
Prayers for you! Sending love!
@gissellebarraza99966 жыл бұрын
sending my prayers, i’m so sorry for your loss
@danniedandelion82326 жыл бұрын
Since you had the baby, I make sure to let all your ads play out. Get that money mama! 💰💵
@AZTEK20116 жыл бұрын
Dannie Dandelion OMG same.
@isidesiwas66806 жыл бұрын
Click on them!
@givemesumaurgravy12426 жыл бұрын
Honey, me too
@taboomocha6 жыл бұрын
Wait...so if you skip the ad, they don’t get paid?! I never knew that!
@lori319756 жыл бұрын
taboomocha didnt know that either. my thumb be forever clicking skip lol if that's true I won't click it
@lutheranninja18196 жыл бұрын
“Me and my husband” Me: *squeals in happiness*
@monicaniblett96516 жыл бұрын
cesar rising from his slumber at the scent of a cheeseburger is 100% drunk me.
@penny42796 жыл бұрын
I literally died laughing 🤣 Please Jessi don’t leave us, zombie me needs the laughter you provide me with 😬🖤
@Ijennifer426 жыл бұрын
Jessi! I'm so excited for this video! You could literally upload a video of you doing anything and I would watch it.
@Angelface116 жыл бұрын
Ijennifer42 true that
@anartislife14196 жыл бұрын
For real!
@liathelosed60586 жыл бұрын
*the real Danny lights*
@shsvziansoxneiqpk7546 жыл бұрын
Yayyy!! 1st steps! Go Noah!! 💗💕
@kaitshep72546 жыл бұрын
I feel like it was just yesterday that I found you on Vine and now you're married with a (soon to be) walking child! So happy that you're happy and wish you the best 💕 Thanks for making my day
@user-ef4bc8ym4s6 жыл бұрын
"Will he watch this?" 😂😂😂😂
@mikayla9646 жыл бұрын
Proof that you should trust your Scorpio moon friend and their premonitions
@josiemaephillips6 жыл бұрын
Noah is growing so fast wow😍 so glad for a story time as well i miss them!!
@alexandracasey17156 жыл бұрын
Lol “as long as I’m alive, bad things will happen”.... JUDY NOOOOO
@cynthiasoltero16136 жыл бұрын
Love you and missed you 💕
@vivienneodonovan73766 жыл бұрын
JESSI FUCKING UPLOADED!!!!
@erinchapman87626 жыл бұрын
Hey Jessi, I’ve been watching you since I was 13 and I’m now 15 and haven’t had any regret over the 670 days that you have been my favourite youtuber. I love you so much and I hope you carry on progressing. Love from Erin :) 💓💓 (P.s. the fact there is now a giraffe emoji gives me life 🦒)
@Cutegirl123166 жыл бұрын
i’m screaming jessi will always have good storytimes
@peachymkeen32626 жыл бұрын
I AM THRIVVVIINNNNGGG FOR THIS KATHLEEN LIGHTS STORYTIME
@lichiboy76956 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m so happy you posted!!! Love you❤️❤️
@BenBluee6 жыл бұрын
Omg I llove a good botched tattoo
@kavya14596 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Noah born yesterday!?? And now he's walking??!!
@dburtsinger236 жыл бұрын
Let me explain something to you youngins...you DO NOT casually drink Hennessy lmao. It is not possible. Whether you are an expert in the game or a lightweight, Hennessy has a mind of its own and will decide how fucked up you’re going to be in that moment. You can be 4 shots in and feel nothing, but as soon as you hit shot 5 you feel shot 1 and you realize you’re fucked. You literally only drink Hennessy when the plan is to be fucked up I promise you there’s no middle ground. 😂😂😂
@kikicb106 жыл бұрын
Darnell Devone Facts
@taylorpoirier17656 жыл бұрын
Jessi and her wine = yay
@kaitlyn35756 жыл бұрын
Jessi: “I had to take a nervous shit” Me: *laughs and likes video*
@salmah72586 жыл бұрын
I missed your storytimes!! Super funny and entertaining as usual, loved this
@MariahMorganMM6 жыл бұрын
the quality of this video though!!!! Jessie is ready to film a major motion picture with dat camera!!!
@LiaYzabel6 жыл бұрын
jessi can literally talk about anything and i’d still be 100% entertained LOVE YA GIRL
@summerburlingame13506 жыл бұрын
He’ll be graduating high school next week omg 😭😪😪😪😪
@kaytlynkoala1996 жыл бұрын
Duuuude it's the French disaster, my friend jules when he was in America would drink a lot, be totally fine, and then take a 20 minute nap and wake up the most drunk I've ever seen him. He once dared himself to run 12 laps around the pool and then cannonball in.
@karenbaker19796 жыл бұрын
Yay! So excited you are back with a story time video. Cannot wait for Noah's one year update. And how about doing a video showing how to cook the vegan lasagne that Kathleen Lights mentioned on Twitter? Lots of love from London 😃
@missliv5146 жыл бұрын
Honestly love that you do storytimes. Literally my favorite thing to see on my feed
@AliLaChance5 жыл бұрын
"Is my cheeseburger here??" GIRL IF THAT AIN'T ME I--
@Shesgoingplaces6 жыл бұрын
Jessie is seriously the best youtuber who does storytimes.
@melz36716 жыл бұрын
After having a child and going on a trip it ups the anxiety level by like 232,678,392 times worse!!!!!
@theo_aetc6 жыл бұрын
noah is going to grow up so loved, not only by us as jessi’s fandom, but by his parents. nassim and jessi are going to love that child so much,, and im sobbin rn
@rachelgranados12466 жыл бұрын
JESSIE I MISSED YOU!!!! And Noah is so big and cute!!❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭
@Kaitlinrm6 жыл бұрын
yessss jessi back w the storytimes!!!!
@slugbuggy16 жыл бұрын
why cant i find someone to impregnte and marry me in 6 months like u what vibes do i need to put out!!!!
@Beauty-of1dh6 жыл бұрын
Bianca Eugene girl same 😂
@katiezee87575 жыл бұрын
You'll hate me but its true. Stop looking. He'll find you or you'll find each other.
@olaela49535 жыл бұрын
lol 1st part is easy... :D 2nd not so much...
@dianawence71686 жыл бұрын
I live in Vegas and it just cracks me up hearing all the stories people tell about their experience here 😂 Love you Jessi! ❤️
@Youtubefanjulie6 жыл бұрын
I bet Kathleen was the other one with the nervous bowels! hahahaha!!!!!!
@madison12056 жыл бұрын
this is the first video i ever watched from you but definitely subscribing because i love how you’re not over dramatic and have such a chill vibe
@lizmae43566 жыл бұрын
“Is my cheeseburger here?” LMFAO💀💀😂
@haleyblake73756 жыл бұрын
My mind cut to so many Bridesmaids scenes! Lmao. A sit down story was needed. Glad you’re back. Can’t wait for Noah updates.♥️
@LamiaAl-Hokal6 жыл бұрын
GIRL WE MISSED YOUUUUUUUU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@j24436 жыл бұрын
This has to be hands down the funniest storytime of hers ever
@carr024486 жыл бұрын
Never clicked on a video soooo fast!!!! Miss you & your storytimes!!!💞
@sierrabreann56336 жыл бұрын
When I tell you I SCREAMED when she said “are you hiding your drink from me?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ska22336 жыл бұрын
Awww poor Yesenia!!! 😩😫 On the bright side hers looks like it could be redone pretty nicely with a slightly different font 🖤
@wh41d6 жыл бұрын
jessi you have grown so much since i first subscribed to you years ago and honestly im so proud i love you so much
@lysyloo15 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna need you to do another story when y’all go for Danny’s birthday this year 😂
@idbdjwjhgv16256 жыл бұрын
That was like the FIRST story time on anyone’s channel that I’ve ever sat through in my life. Soooo entertaining
@desireelucero32516 жыл бұрын
Omg the part with the cheese burger had me dying lol
@AlessandraIRuiz6 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how I’ve been watching you since Nassim was a “guy I’m gonna go visit after this GRWM” 😭 now Noah is growing up so fast and everything I LOVE watching you & your family grow!!! 😍❤️ this storytime was awesome I loved it
@brittbc42156 жыл бұрын
C’monnn Cousin Larry😩😭
@melanieh26296 жыл бұрын
You tell the funniest and better story times than anyone in KZbin, Love you 😘
@liathelosed60586 жыл бұрын
I watched shanes plane conspiracy video the day before I came home from India 😂 india to the uk is an 8 hour flight..that was fun
@misschloee946 жыл бұрын
WE LOVE A JESSI STORYTIME. PLEASE DO MORE.
@ishchoiful6 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yOU’RE BACK!!! ❤️❤️
@aaliyahns6 жыл бұрын
I missed your storytimes and your humor so freaking much 😭
@twhippyxox27756 жыл бұрын
Omgsh I miss your storytime’s😆
@ashleybrooks94156 жыл бұрын
I am LIVING for a jessi storytime 😍😍😍😍😍😍
@itsbeenjaylind58866 жыл бұрын
Yay Noah I’m happy for him
@gwyncon6 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally been on a story time marathon and now a new one!
@IshanAli6 жыл бұрын
I missed youuuu
@immortalkdude87216 жыл бұрын
We miss you
@kristiane49316 жыл бұрын
*Jessi uploads* *Drops everything to watch*
@allylovedance6 жыл бұрын
Okay but real talk Im going to Vegas in a few weeks and wanted to get a tattoo. Now I'm scared cousin Larry is gonna do my tattoo noooo
@ashkashgabash6 жыл бұрын
Ally Munoz lol girl no we have some really amazing artists here
@kimberlysbeautychannel13356 жыл бұрын
YOU MADE MY WHOLE WEEKEND!! Lol I miss your story times way too much!
@user-cl5de6 жыл бұрын
wondering if there will ever be a day where jessi runs out of stories to tell lol
@elyramirez89936 жыл бұрын
IM SO HAPPY YOU UPLOADED A STORYTIME
@KulahMoo6 жыл бұрын
Did they not shave his chest before doing the tattoo or did his hair grow back that fast all ready? Haha
@samanthainthesummer6 жыл бұрын
Omg I've been binge rewatching all your story times the past few days and then you post this ❤️ I love you!!!❤️❤️❤️
@aileengarcia92656 жыл бұрын
Clicked and like ASAP!
@aileengarcia92656 жыл бұрын
Omg I think I’m the first comment
@ldquakedoesminecraft20096 жыл бұрын
The QUEEN IS BACK!!!! BOW DOWN TANA
@karaschulte87766 жыл бұрын
So ready for this love you Jessi!!! Thank you so much!!!
@JillianDKelly6 жыл бұрын
When I see Jessi has posted a video I immediately drop everything to watch it. I love her so much
@tsunamimami16 жыл бұрын
What lip color are you wearing in this? It’s so beautyyyy fulllllllllll
@tobin53786 жыл бұрын
Nassim is my hero right now, we've all been there! This story was great! I've missed you Jessi!
@ameliak83876 жыл бұрын
yessssssss !!!!! never clicked so fast
@carr024486 жыл бұрын
NOAH IS GROWING UPPP SO FAST!!! It feels like yesterday I saw your I’m pregnant vid!!! 😭😭😭
@thedivineenergy6 жыл бұрын
*I have learned that with the Power of Intention:* *You get what you "Want" whether you want it or not. 😻* *Emphasis on the magical word "Want"!😹*
@MorganWalters6 жыл бұрын
I will watch any video Jessi uploads. But it definitely helps that they’re all great. Especially the hilarious story time videos
@margotlayne4776 жыл бұрын
Ok I know you wouldn’t tell the name here but please leave a review even under a fake name for that shop so other people don’t go to him!!
@LonaStar6 жыл бұрын
I love your storytimes so much, I’m an only child and watching you grow up makes me feel like I’m watching my older sister grow up 😭❤️
@lizyconyers70096 жыл бұрын
Tag yourself I'm Cesar sleeping through a disaster and then waking up for food
@esthernahon59606 жыл бұрын
Not to sound weird or anything but watching your videos and especially your story times lights up my days lol
@andrealovesbooks86706 жыл бұрын
You look awesome mama ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@LI-hq2gm6 жыл бұрын
Wow Noah is growing up so fast! And thank you for a new STORYTIME
@unicornmagic33666 жыл бұрын
Noah is walking??? Where does the time goes???
@kathysmith37996 жыл бұрын
I used to watch you years ago and it’s so amazing seeing you change ❤️