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[@siskavard]

Stray dedge

[@floydhopkins7901]

I cant unhear it now

[@siskavard]

@@floydhopkins7901what IS stray dedge

[@YaBoyJRock42069]

Stray Dedge rules!

[@xxLonniExx]

Underrated channel ❤❤

[@micahnewman]

That's what I started hearing after about 20 seconds.

[@bodiddley8886]

“He became a cop” lmaooo

[@christopheronald]

chefs kiss

[@anaranjadisimo]

I flipped bro

[@18JR78]

0:35

[@serpicowasright4029]

That was *chefs kiss* 😙🤌

[@officialmasqq_594]

They're mostly a bunch of puritanical freaks so it checks out lmao

[@nikola5544]

IT WAS THE PERFECT STRAIGHT EDGE CRIME

[@elderlight]

best one

[@gimmedataids]

Q: What's this pipe for? A: s'Drainage

[@feebleskates9913]

dammit I should have scrolled down a little, that's what I heard tooooo

[@jukeboxfandango]

you need to blow your nose

[@aitoralvarez1212]

"The other side of Straight Edge... Straight Edge"

[@martinibockinstile]

Came here to comment this, liked instead

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

1:00 “I found out I was straight edge.” Very sorry to hear that. Did the doctors sound optimistic? What’s the life expectancy for someone at your stage?

[@abraxasjinx5207]

Thurston Moore's new career as a voice over narrator is perfectly in line with the rest of the joke that is our modern timeline.

[@thebreakfastmenu]

"Straight edge dance moves look like martial arts."

[@Todd-_-Umptious]

What's this clip from? It sounds like Americans had a moral panic over straight edge kids 😂😂 I need to see that watchdog episode now

[@macabremofo945]

​@andrewSPgaynor I think it was a show called "Gangland".

[@dinginternet5199]

I feel sory for Ian Mackaye

[@MrLeadghost]

Don't pity that clown

[@serpicowasright4029]

Don’t.

[@MrLeadghost]

Huh?​@@serpicowasright4029

[@Zoevandyne]

​@@serpicowasright4029 😂

[@s.a.l.1974]

Have you heard the story of a kid getting pissed off at him for drinking ice tea

[@FiresideChatswithMatts]

This is like the evolution of a whole subgroup just on one word, and you hear it through the tones.

[@CyphersBasement]

"IT WAS THE PERFECT STRAIGHT EDGE CRIME."

[@jacobniehaus]

I love watching this while high.

[@plexus]

this is the perfect straight edge crime

[@swinehorde9118]

'he became a cop'

[@electricfishfan7159]

punk moment

[@briancrawford8751]

That's even worse than being one of these straight edge squares.

[@InspiriumESOO]

@@briancrawford8751 punk squares suck

[@Crustoleom]

This is what it’s like hearing someone tell you they’re straight edge

[@spiderjerusalem100]

I legit thought that was Phil Anselmo in the thumbnail, the ambassador of straight edge.

[@bonecrate2311]

everytime you say straight edge ,you summon cm punk

[@YourWifesBoyfriend]

Pepsi ain't straight edge, bro

[@SlyHikari03]

@@YourWifesBoyfriendi just wanted a pepsi.

[@tandoori8597]

Stray deadged my brain to mush with that one

[@c02c02]

dance moves look like martial arts

[@wickedsickster]

this is the straight edge of straight edges

[@wattthefaqameye1146]

Enough about straight edge, let's talk about gay edge

[@maxinator317]

Lmao at the narrator being Thurston Moore

[@bklmsoul]

Yeah it's almost like he was in on the joke before these guys made it

[@abraxasjinx5207]

He's becoming a damn parody. I always liked Lee better.

[@andrewmccombs7347]

@@abraxasjinx5207 Personally between only you and I, it was better when they had Peewee Herman in the band.

[@abraxasjinx5207]

@@andrewmccombs7347 I don't understand your reference.

[@andrewmccombs7347]

@@abraxasjinx5207 Peewee's Big Adventure? Peewee's Playhouse? Peewee and the Big Top? Middle-aged man that looks like a boy? Dressed in a grey tux with a red bowtie? Has a morphing voice like Bobcat Goldthwait in Police Academy? It doesn't matter. Dog Police wins out over all of this, anyway.

[@riptarozone]

straight edging

[@areyoutheregoditsmedave]

this was the perfect straight edge clip

[@khariwaits1094]

2 words: straight fuckin edge go

[@JO-nt6tk]

I straight up edge for around an hour every night, Its really freakin cool seeing guys taking it so seriously ✊ so epic! Edge on brothers 😃

[@BadPhantomz]

Looks cool, what's this movie about?

[@bklmsoul]

The voice of Thurston Moore!

[@evandenney8335]

I grew up in a small southern town and in the 90s and 2000s which would be middle school and high school there was a punk rocker/straight edge guy. He got his ass kicked all the time

[@RustyShackleford298]

when he said straight edge I felt that 🥵

[@markabboud4855]

I was waiting for a CM Punk cameo

[@wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu7047]

It stops becoming the word “straight edge” after 30 seconds

[@parasite-b9604]

Well... At least this video explains what "straight edge" means.

[@guts2112]

It told the whole story of that doc by only saying stray dedge

[@luckyyluca]

LMAO 0:34

[@WeaselFromNorth]

I'm straight edge and i approved this cut

[@guts2112]

“Straight edge crime” hahahaha

[@RegularGuyJake]

Bro I'm fucking dying

[@simonh9987]

Thurston Moore narrated this?

[@randomdudelife]

yes!

[@killercroc99]

I'm proud of living this lifestyle honestly, but this makes me wanna relapse.

[@andrewmccombs7347]

So you're not straight edge. You're a recovering addict. There's a difference. One is a teenage subculture, and the other is a mid-life crisis. Trust me, I know all about everything.

[@KohaiJr]

0:17 "The other side of straight edge" Ah yes... Gay Edge.

[@notgood38]

stray-didge

[@lca2206]

0:24 bet you didn’t notice he speaking “STRAIGHT EDGE”

[@DSPsWifesBF]

If straight edge kids never talked about being straight edgy they’d be more tolerable

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

Strained

[@bpooboi]

Bout fucking time there's more videos

[@tacosocks2576]

Before there was "as a vegen......" there was this

[@Anthony-nd6vk]

StrayDed

[@comepoopatmyhouse]

“Stray Dad” 👨🏻

[@Dwightpower88]

I want to draw a perfect straight line, how do I do it?

[@TY00702]

please tell me this was sourced from the same documentary

[@tjnuge]

I would also like to know

[@hubpillz]

dance moves look like martial arts Straightesh

[@ScratchdHelp]

i have no idea what straight edge is all praise the algorithm

[@donquixote8462]

It means no drugs, alcohol or sex.

[@xedgelord75x65]

@@donquixote8462it means no sex? that’s fucking dumb, it was just no drugs or alcohol

[@kevinshinkle745]

BOOM! 1k likes! Loved "He became a cop".

[@barbaricbeing333]

this video was the reason i am now straightedge

[@jorgepeterbarton]

How do you make tea? "strain it"

[@thestaubmob6877]

Vegan Straight Edge Anarchists WHAT

[@CNYKnifeNut]

They're accounts now, and vote Republican.

[@thestaubmob6877]

Ohh they turned into the Republican Christian Straight Edge Kids

[@Runes_and_Men]

I’m gonna crack a grain belt and listen to earth crisis

[@andrewmccombs7347]

This is like a less blatantly Satanic "Everything Is Terrible".

[@cozyjosh2555]

I cant keep up I cant keep up I cant keep up

[@FlatRangeOperator]

str8 eg

[@jareds9863]

Subbed. Great videos. You've definitely got something here. Cheers!

[@PhilMeadJams]

Those darn sttaight edge

[@misfitledoux1312]

Straight edge

[@gojira5157]

Straight edge army

[@kerch-e]

You make good sht. Follow your instincts.

[@superman6210]

Straydedge

[@zonuphaon]

WHAT IS THE OTHER SIDE OF STRAIGHT EDGE?!?! PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

[@CleanFamilyVideos]

Straight edge is so gay, whenever im reminded of its existence, I consider becoming a drug addict.

[@trinitron384]

glad I'm not the only one who thinks this

[@mr_guy661]

Honestly my favourite shitpost channel on YT I do love Minor Threat tho😅

[@ElonTusk2024]

the other side of straight edge would be doing drugs

[@kiddynamite3984]

Addicted to telling people you dont do drugs

[@mendocinohomeland]

Just realized this is Thurston Moore’s voice lmao

[@nameisnotrelevant]

0:17 curved edge😏 Diedrich Diedrich Diedrich😂

[@StEvEn420BrUlE]

Hell yeah Reno on catatonicyouths

[@disgoop]

straightage

[@jukeman9291]

Gay edge

[@blackcrust330]

Spinning a bubble while watching

[@jesiclairepolaris]

Stray dadge

[@Togotzi]

Typical conversation with a straight edge kid

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

Straight edge dance moves

[@ConsecDesign]

gotta love sober addicts who refuse to go to therapy

[@chongo333]

Stra-Dedge

[@noveltycrusade]

We just called them "lame"

[@na-vn5qy]

fr

[@lolshark33]

0:59 "I found out I was straight edge" lolwut?

[@That_Revenant_Guy]

Living in the early 00's be like:

[@Woozy.0]

"No poison for life!"

[@TheSalsaDestroyer]

All those poor stray dads out there 😢

[@Eric-np2yd]

Stray-Dej? .... STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ STRAY-DEJ

[@domjat]

streightidge

[@blueandgreenslacks]

I’m California straight edge.😂😂😂😂like California sober.

[@Todd-_-Umptious]

So many stray dads.

[@lunacavemoth]

DRAAAAIIIINAAAAGE

[@xxLonniExx]

It would never going to make me straight

[@tellmewhenitsover]

stray dads

[@rainertentacle7573]

Brilliant!

[@erasta7011]

Anyone else start singing the Square Pegs song?

[@notkevinacid]

Let's play a drinking game

[@xedgelord75x65]

i feel like making an entire movement and subgroup was fucking stupid, if you don’t like drugs and alcohol, just don’t do them, don’t surround yourself with it. don’t shame people, don’t alienate yourself from them and act like you’re some god for not doing those substances. i’ve never done drugs, but straight edge, or at least what it’s become is stupid.

[@feebleskates9913]

strainage