Strange Brigade is the name, ****ing everyone off is the game!

[@jocosesonata]

I find it sweet how Jake actually thought Ellis' persian/afghan rug collecting was cool.

[@sureindubitably3771]

Same tbh..... Then there is wheezy g over there XDD

[@andrewkwilliams4869]

There very nice rugs.

[@peterclarke7240]

It was easily the most surprisingly classy thing for him to say he collected. I was braced for something hideously embarrassing, like over-60s Reader's Wives magazines from the '70s, or... (Is a little bit sick into own mouth), Funko Pops figurines... 😫

[@shadow_leaf7965]

I'm not making a joke or anything, I legitimately read that as "Ellis' precious afghan rug"

[@sureindubitably3771]

@@shadow_leaf7965 Damn, Persians be rolling on their grave rn brcause of you 😂😂

[@Carnax6969]

Love that Cath and Gabby have both called Jake "Jack", in seperate occasions.

[@J_u_a_n]

Jackers Jakets

[@alphagamerwolf1135]

Why does Cath call him Jonk

[@thegamingcat1524]

@@alphagamerwolf1135 I think it’s a nick name

[@kaimargaret6976]

@@alphagamerwolf1135 If I remember correctly, the origins of Jonk is basically Jake messed up his own name and now they use it to address him when he messes up

[@dr.bright6272]

Unfortunately Jack is the smarter Jonk. He's been out of service for quite some time.

[@oliviajervis8540]

Gaddy's wheeze-laughing about Ellis's rug collection, is the funniest thing I ever heard. Gabby is Comedy Gold.

[@AbhinavKumar-vy7kx]

Ellis's rug collection

[@Carnax6969]

@@AbhinavKumar-vy7kx I believe it's the long running joke of people on YT confusing Alex and Ellis.

[@oliviajervis8540]

@@AbhinavKumar-vy7kx Thanks for the heads up.

[@cesariojpn]

Ellis' Precious Afghan Rugs Club!!

[@kenkenn.]

comedy yellow actually

[@Medivmblast]

"Do it in time or don't do it at all." - Jake 2021. Words to live by.

[@1567wesley]

Me to my school requirements

[@perhapsperhaps6198]

As the famous cloaker has said.”Better late than never!”

[@GreenNeptune22]

Somehow i feel like “Do or do not there is no try”

[@AyKay.47]

as a persian i must say i am surprised and happy Elis had such a hobby love the videos and the snortgiggles XD and kinda small fact about persian rugs: none of them are perfect, as in perfection in Persian culture is reserved only for the divine so to not besmirch the image of divinity all rugs have a wrong thread woven in to be "Not Perfect"

[@rans0mware]

That's..actually really freaking interesting, I won't lie

[@josiahwilson5252]

I believe that the American Amish do that as well.

[@hoosieryank6731]

And has noting to do with the weaver screwing up. :-D

[@smcawkwardlyplays8676]

Gabby laughing will never not make me laugh. Cheers for the giggles, gang!

[@Zack_Zander]

If it weren’t for the wheeze, I wouldn’t have laughed, XD

[@smcawkwardlyplays8676]

@@Zack_Zander It's just so delightful.

[@TehWarbird]

Gabby dying out of laughter is something else doesn't it?

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

I just want a compilation of Gabby absolutely deflating with that wheeze laugh of hers

[@fletch2772]

We love gobby wheeze

[@moviefan2236]

I think you mean dying out of wheezing

[@terencepaul7475]

ah wheezy g at it again

[@Zack_Zander]

4:02 I can’t, XD

[@inventorx1535]

"today is not the day to piss of cath" i don't think there ever is a good day to piss her off tho XD

[@MrBobmarley1996]

For their viewers, every day is a good day, for their personal safety tho, no day is anytime a good day to piss off Cath

[@greyson2344]

I mean some Persian rugs can go for a really high price, same goes for Afghan rugs, so if he still held on to them today then he could get a pretty good price out of them

[@Blackraven6]

Depends on the quality drastically and they don't really go THAT higher, than they were when he bought it. So I'd say getting money back tops.

[@greyson2344]

@@Blackraven6 some are collectible/one of a kind, so price definitely varies. I agree that they may not sell for much, but every now and then a rare one pops up.

[@Blackraven6]

@@greyson2344 true. There might be a sudden rare one, that was accidentally mispriced depending on where he bought it. I wonder were'd he get enough money at the age of 14 to buy it. And who actually sold a carpet to a 14 y.o.

[@Sniper_4_Life]

So basically we now have : "Ellis's precious rug club"

[@Maevola]

@@Blackraven6 My mind went to it being a present. Which however would raise the question who would give a 14y.o. a persian rug as a present? Besides the fact that i do think those are one of the cooler things you could collect. Even if they might take up a bit more space then say stamps or something.

[@MediaDroid960]

Not even 15 seconds in and J O N K has already managed to piss someone off. This is gonna be fun

[@MythicMorningstar]

Gabby's wheeze made my cat come up to the monitor trying to find the trespassing cat

[@shawnbreaux1532]

Living out of my car, have to say that WPE is one of the Golden gems remaining in my life. Keep up the good work!

[@wesleywilcox8829]

Hope it gets better.

[@adamjayobrien9441]

Hope things look up for you soon

[@kazneal7717]

Oh mate, hope you upgrade to an RV soon.

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

Good luck

[@danielshaw9979]

Hope things have improved 🤞

[@igothesilversmith]

Pressed on the video and 5 seconds in Cath morphed into an angry velociraptor. That's the WPE guarantee!

[@Jenisis_Jo32]

Gabby's slow descent into wheezy madness had me in stitches

[@Terastas]

What makes Ellis's Afghan & Persian Rug (Club?) collection so funny is the buildup. He was so evasive, so defensive right out of the gate... For something that was NOT FUNNY OR INTERESTING AT ALL! Imagine, Ellis, if the interrogation scene in Mass Effect 2 (which I assume you've played since the first time you played the third one trumped your wedding day), Shepard grabs Elias by his collar and shouts "Tell me what I want to hear!" and Elias responds: "I... I... I LISTEN TO GWAR!!!" It wasn't even a harmless yet stereotypical nerd collection like Beanie Babies or YuGiOh cards... It was rugs... I finally get it. I finally get why half the Ellis jokes are "salt" and the other half are "boring". You know how, in the old Atari video games, if you reached 999,999 points, one more point would make reset back to 0? That's what Ellis just did with his rug collection: He became so boring, it reset back to hilarious.

[@aceholepictures]

What are you talking about? Collecting Afghan and Persian rugs from the age of 14 is objectively hilarious and even more so in the context of it being Ellis.

[@shadowvonmoon]

Introduced my brother to you guys. His response , "Feels like my brain power just went down."

[@sootkettle]

I think we need a video with all of Gabby's wheezes for christmas. "We wheeze you a merry christmas".

[@kazneal7717]

Yes!!

[@NightmareBlade10]

Ellis actually collecting persian rugs at the age of 14 is so freaking on brand for him I cannot actually believe it. (It's a pretty cool hobby though!)

[@SovietZParcham]

And afghan rugs

[@lordvader20k]

Imagine if we could have a screen saver that was just a bouncing *wheeze*

[@Grahaminations]

0:14 Ellis: "This is really not the day to be pissing Cath off." Jake: "Sorry!" Cath: "JONK!" Cath two seconds later: **Makes the sound of what we assume Pterodactyls sounded like**

[@OMEGANOVA31]

WPE video is the only reason why Thursday is the best day of the week. Love you guys!

[@wallace7691]

"Wheezing ghee over here" I'm fucking dead

[@AgentCali21]

Hearing wheezey g just having a wheeze break down is by far the best. And also, collecting rugs? That's cool

[@MariuigiKhed]

Ok I'm disappointed in you, Jake, Alex and Gabby... Elis says he collected rugs... And you don't name a precious club after this?

[@thomasallen9974]

We will NOT forget this sin.

[@yaoipigglet]

Eli's's Rugged Rug Club

[@KeyboardKlutz_0]

Dear god Gabby's wheezing is going to make me die from laughing so hard

[@BloodyMobile]

I can relate to Ellis, those rugs have some really beautiful patterns. But I can also relate to Wheezy McWheezer for going all "who ARE you even?" xD

[@lilharm]

I kinda want to see their parents reaction to the jokes that include them

[@nurcirino]

"So Alex, what is it your friends call me on those videos?" "Horny Helga, don't be mad." "Why would i be? Helga's my name"

[@lisagaughan7154]

@@nurcirino sorry but, Ellis*

[@thesalamanders8740]

@@nurcirino Lisa has a point mate, the name is ellis, spindly nerd, has a wife, not the serial stalker which makes women disapear into the night

[@nurcirino]

right, sorry, am new to this channel. Damn, that misguided the joke completely omfg

[@lisagaughan7154]

@@nurcirino it's fine

[@ClassyKermit69420]

2:22 Jake's character matches his speech perfectly

[@NuSpirit_]

Ellis' Precious Rug Collection is highly appreciated by Wheezy G :D

[@ludos1963]

"Ellis' Precious Rug Collection" made me audibly laugh for real xD Thank you mate!

[@sealover7134]

2:04 I love how quick Cath got on track with that conversation. XD

[@ghostrider3781]

Wow I'm amazed of the wheeze of gabby that she can't even breathe she even turned into a cat lol

[@saptarshisengupta9290]

Thank you guys for giving me a smile on my face in this shit hole of an year

[@lewisemery1489]

These guys deserve a bigger fan base

[@matsuba3009]

i REALLY love the fact that ellis was really defensive over this hobby he had and jake was INTERESTED in learning about it, he wasn't trying to make a jab at it or anything like that he just wanted to know what the hobby was and i found it really sweet that jake was trying to get ellis to tell him what his old hobby was when he was 14 years old and was curious about it. That's how you know EVEN though they're pricks to each other, they actually do care about each other and they treat each other with kindness, i mean.. well.. In a way they care for each other or try to show that they are worried about each other and want to know that they care about each other. I can't put this in to terms without making myself feel like i'm saying something wrong in a way? Sorry everybody..

[@raymondkravitz2001]

Ellis, Purveyor of Precious Metals and Collector of Rare Persian Rugs Conclusion: He is the direct descendant of Indiana Jones.

[@aleksandertroszczynski5865]

Every video we find a new progressively weirder thing about Ellis's past and honestly I don't know how we're gonna get weirder than "Collecting Persian Rugs at 14"

[@SirPirckleton]

I think I have a few other skeletons hiding in the closet!

[@kiwigaming09]

@@SirPirckleton hey ellis hey hey ellis na i ain't gonna do it

[@Skippymcdippy20]

If i had to summarize this video in a phrase i would say “welcome to Jurassic park”

[@EriksenDrul]

Gabby made the sound a dog does if you accidentally step on it

[@dragonace119]

You know the sound of one of those big heavy solid oak doors makes when the hinges aren't oiled? Yeah its like that.

[@lukedavies6055]

As soon as Gabby starts to wheeze it sets my wheeze off :')

[@akantiia]

Ellis: "I used to get collect Persian and Afgan rugs" Gabby: Dies I see we already have plebs going "ElLiS' pReCiOuS rUg ClUb"

[@krishaneWDssc]

I come to this video every few days just to hear the rug story and hear Gobby dying 😂

[@Andyilmatto]

I was looking for a Strange Brigade video just because I wanted to see what the game was about and ended up here. This video is hilarious and the banter between you guys is 11/10! Subscribed!

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Why is Gabby always the best highlight in these videos?

[@vladking8213]

4:55 Gabby in the background just went from seagull wheeze to hawk wheeze

[@DanteGaia]

Gabby's wheeze dying is a national treasure

[@aidanreid5820]

you guys are my favourite youtubers, you always crack me up no matter how many times i watch your videos

[@CruiserToneFan]

i friggin love how gabby started wheezing so fkin hard at the fact that ellis was a 14 year old collection persian rugs that she LITERALLY MEOWED like a damn cat like jesus thats some pretty hard wheezing lmao

[@christopherpierce6609]

I'm thankful today to get a new video to watch from you guys!

[@nopegaming2117]

Gabby is the wheeze master, such a great experience, she really does sound like the Hogwarts express.

[@skilledguy9575]

Ellis's precious Persian and Afghan rugs collection 💀🤣💀

[@Pridely]

This was a wonderfully insightful and endearingly hilarious mosaic of personal factoids and stories. I actually loved it.

[@animalking183]

Jake: "you fu****" His gf: "damn straight"

[@juicyjoe5329]

Love you guys' channel!

[@Shadow_Emrys]

The parklife remix sounded very smooth guys very smooth lol

[@bionicdragon5]

I wonder how long it'll be before people make Ellis' Exotic Rug Club a thing.

[@wowkir]

Your videos are just getting better and better!! Couldn’t breathe from laughing this time around!

[@raymondmarshall959]

"If there's a game with heads, headshots are a thing" That bandit with twelve arrows sticking out of his skull swinging a great axe at me and forming complete sentence in Skyrim seriously begs to differ!

[@exoticdachoo007]

I am guessing he still speaks better than Jake

[@FederationThunderbolt]

if and when i get a pet cat im calling her gabby for the fact Gabby laughed so hard she ended up going form WHEEZE to MEOW

[@IceNinja189]

This comes at the perfect timing to cheer me up. Going through a lot because my dog died today and this helps

[@WelshGiraffa]

Gabby’s breakdown killed me but Jesus 14 years old and started a rug collection

[@KeybladeWielderXV]

3:39 This part is just amazing 😂😂😂

[@captain_solo1929]

glad after a hard day I can watch your tomfulery and rug colectiong, keep up the amazing work

[@dorkaplayz2229]

for some reason I read the thumbnail as *power of 4000 puns*

[@wonkeycodeye9416]

Oh strange brigade, I was well aware of your game and now you fall to your mighty nemesis average metal Marley!

[@hatonfire6152]

Ellis collecting Persian and Afghan rugs? I guess we need an Ellis' Precious Rug Club...!

[@Bi11ieTheDo11]

The *meow* caption killed me! Hahahaha that whole part of the video was hilarious! 🤣

[@RoseDragon529]

4:00 Ellis's Precious Rug Club

[@reyjones4774]

4:21 the rugs are very very good if you wanted to know

[@Dtspawn]

This one was hilarious! Thank you!

[@noseycape8255]

Bless you Gabby for the reactions! :D

[@FUBARguy107]

That "in the air tonight" was smooth. I didn't expect it at all!

[@thewildruda6113]

Gabby :“Ellis come on you can tell it to us” Ellis : I used to collect Afghan rugs Gabby for the next 10 mins : Hah what a loser

[@mr.enigma5050]

I spit water across my monitor at "Lancashire Lass Gracie Braithwaite, at your service!", pure genius!

[@Slash_VTuber05]

Don't worry about it Ellis I think that collecting rugs is pretty cool in my opinion.

[@Kurogane_666]

Gabby laughing at the rug collecting is the funniest

[@militia98plays90]

Playing any game with Jake is like playing on the second hardest difficulty.

[@chaotea2042]

Does anyone else get through a WPE video and then realise they dont remember anything about the game at all? All i remember is the banter :D

[@TheArbiter10]

Collecting Persian and Afghan rugs, and starting at age fourteen, is the most Ellis thing I can think of.

[@N47Z86]

Gabby..."I'm not ripping the piss out of you"...proceeds to piss herself laughing

[@Peregrin_Took]

Had a Poo after thanksgiving bout 3 years back. LITERALLY the size of my whole forearm from elbow to fingertips(I'm a stocky 127 kilos). I was on the throne for upwards of 2 hours just sweating bullets and nearly crying. When it finally made it out, I literally had to stand up off the throne because it was too long to fit all the way. It literally rested over the rim as if I had just placed one of those 4.5 kilo ground beef tubes in there. Suffice to say I wasn't sitting down for a while. Thats my best poo tale. Hope you got a laugh.

[@thenecromancer5007]

Did you have the same face as your pfp afterwards?

[@Peregrin_Took]

@@thenecromancer5007 I’d reckon more alike to Gimli at the moment his eyes rolled back during his drinking game with Legolas. 😂

[@serenegeneration]

I just love the hysterical wheezes

[@samuelfawell9159]

Oh yes, new video. And that reaction to the revelation is classic

[@wayneshaw3320]

you guys really do make me laugh sooo much and gabby is just so funny when she wheezes :D

[@davidt1d]

That’s something so specific to collect yet it’s actually pretty cool

[@ozgraham2422]

Hell yeah love you guys, vids always make my day

[@Sonic-ic4yc]

Who fucking edited this one? I was crying with the Persian rug edits

[@arabella3637]

I've watched a lot of KZbinrs and I have to say that y'all are the wackiest. I start smiling at the beginning and end up almost crying and dying of laughter.

[@lientaiga6937]

I cannot stop laughing at Gabbie suddenly singing the "In the air tonight" that was completely unexpected 😂🤣

[@darkvendar895]

Dude Gabby has a very infectious wheeze. What a marvelous reaction

[@stevemettraux5721]

"super creative, forgets why he comes in a room, always fidgetting and insomniac". Man your dad has ADHD 100% 😂

[@MrT_Rex]

Someone : says something funny Gabby : **wheese** Us : 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Teksta]

what the hell is incredulous, I swear to god I keep finding new words watching this channel. and yes I already search it on google

[@fathomless]

Came back and just died laughing at Ellis and his Persian rugs... guys its all good, he was fourteen so thats the only high class rug he would get to munch on 😂😂😂

[@_Who__]

Ellis with his Persian and Afghan rugs: *Mr. Worldwide*

[@LordTrayus]

Ellis: You're gonna make fun of me. Gabby: We won't make fun of you. Ellis: I collect Afghan rugs Gabby: Wheezes and suffocates herself.

[@-elyk-9863]

This was one of the wheeziest videos you guys have made👏🏻

[@bhriguwarthe3807]

god I love your videos! This week was real hard on me but this cheered me up. Thanks!

[@ericnunez8254]

Some kids collected pokemon cards, Ellis collected Persian and Afghan rugs.

[@asmoday5774]

for a second i thought Cath is going to stop breathing from all that laugh and wheezing lol

[@steelbear2063]

2:44 Left Alive : "allow me to introduce myself"