We're in a toxic relationship... With Bloons.

[@adamdobrovodsky8794]

Ellis saying he feels slow and everything feels fast is the most relateble thing ever for me. Worst Feeling Ever

[@snappishtemperament213]

🤝😭

[@MrCrassmann]

There are so many people i tried to talk about this, which do absolutely not know or understand what i mean.

[@bloodcottoncandy]

@@MrCrassmann The worst is when you try to be as fast as everyone but then you lose out on acting natural and you just seem like a robotic jerk that bumps into everyone or everything when you're usually so careful and aware. I can't tell you how many times my nails keep pricking a cashier's hand just because I didn't want to seem slow bringing out money.

[@arthuryork2293]

I mean...ever been kicked in the fork?

[@Evil409]

So you're just gonna leave us hanging? What's Gabby's hour count in Bloons?

[@stefmartens7945]

Probably 1000+ hours

[@MournfulTyrant]

80085 Only people who have used calculators the right way understand this.

[@RyujinRazZ3672]

8:54...~ "It's because he can't open the cellar door without them trying to escape"

[@Sexy-bald-dedede]

Jesus Christ man

[@VINCE-pp3es]

they arnt doing that joke anymore

[@RyujinRazZ3672]

@@VINCE-pp3es Ahh okay, good thing we have the funny police

[@randomsliem1891]

On A Bad Night, You Can Always Expect WorstPremadeEver To Make It Less Shitty With Their Shittier Gameplays. Lovely.

[@HellOweenFan1]

Bloody lovely innit

[@bringmemyflail1321]

The capitalization hurts my fucking brain.

[@randomsliem1891]

@@bringmemyflail1321 :)

[@tobyandahalf]

@@bringmemyflail1321Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!

[@scallywaggle]

The _EXTRAS_ still catches me off guard

[@h-11-8pnathanielf.flores5]

"ExTrAs"

[@Fox.59]

If they called WorstPremadeEver Extras Worst Extras Ever, it wouldn't be WPE, it'd be WEE

[@shadow_leaf7965]

0:30 That harmony was impressive for seemingly being on the fly And then immediately switching over to what I expected😂

[@Paragon13]

2:00 I’m glad Alex finished with “with to the UK”.

[@hibacilacle2609]

I’m glad you finished with “with “with to the UK”.”.

[@nchappy16]

I’m glad you finished with “with “with “with to the UK”””

[@FreeGameEnjoyer]

I'm glad you finished with "with " with "with "with to the UK".".".".

[@garlicmayo-nee8126]

I’m glad you finished with “with "with “with “with “with to the UK”.”."".".

[@dr.bright6272]

Jonk: it's so chill *AHHH*

[@VINCE-pp3es]

i swear everytime i see you i cant help but imagine if reavans mask was like dr. brights necklace

[@Grinddad]

I WANNA KNOW HOW MANY HOURS GABBY HAVE IN BLOONS!

[@Truly.Asleep]

U made my Alexa go off at 1am. It was lotbut then u said volume up and I could not turn it down as it could not hear me. Thanks!

[@KarKenon]

A Toxic relationship with Bloons sounds about right tbh

[@ninjaman0003]

alex: do you know who the FCA are? gabby: no, but i own it. ah, true capitalism!

[@usosaito.namahage]

Alex: "I don't really care for any of this"... exactly what I say when someone complains about something that has nothing to deal with me. xD

[@monroerobbins7551]

14:05 that is a mood, I’m on the spectrum and sometimes forget my filter, so sometimes I say something really harsh, with no expression, and then immediately my brain’s like “HOL THE FUCK UP-“

[@MediaDroid960]

WPE’s always a good way to start the day

[@lexibyday9504]

I also hate late busses but a late bus is different in Australia because it's HOT. So you're sitting in desert climate on a metal seat in the sun or standing in the heat and sun for potentially FIVE HOURS before a bus actually stops and lets you on. And five probably isn't even the limit that's just the point where a family member arrives to pick me up after I called to tell them "yeah the busses seem to be on strike again or something."

[@alansmithee419]

I'd be on strike too If every passenger I picked up made the bus I have to drive for hours a day measurably hotter.

[@Vindictator1972]

Or you live in a shithole part of the country, like say Victoria, especially in that one ditch of a city that had the gold and the revolution, shit has the 5th season of fuck you and gets cold even by Bri’ish standards.

[@Franklin_Johanessan]

Speaking of hair being played with, it's actually really soothing. Had a friend do it to me the other day, and we alternate playing with each other's hair 😊

[@nerrler5574]

Which hair?

[@Franklin_Johanessan]

@@nerrler5574 huh? My hair and their hair?

[@nerrler5574]

Upper hair or lower hair

[@Franklin_Johanessan]

@@nerrler5574 ohhhh, top hair

[@LKN117]

8:53 okay guys. You're starting to hit a little too close to home here.

[@WelshGiraffa]

The pipe bomb song segment did anyone else’s brains immediately go to Potter Puppet Pals?

[@TheMasterwitcher]

No

[@oOSonicexeOo]

Ron…Ron…Ron Weasley

[@WelshGiraffa]

@@oOSonicexeOoDUMBLEDORE!!!!

[@fructosefather2231]

Snape, snape

[@chrisdarling3212]

​@@fructosefather2231 Severus Snape

[@animejuggernaut2553]

0:50 So....anyone wanna tell me how long Gabby was playing bloons? Or point me to the stream, that works

[@NachosRenard]

Hah! I watched this with headphones. My Alexa heard none your shit!

[@777dobbin777]

when Alex is the voice of reason, its far past time to be quiet

[@tarabryant2909]

It’s a lovely chaotically toxic relationship.

[@matthewpeltier7028]

I always love watching wpe every time it makes me feel like I’m not alone

[@OctyabrAprelya]

U k hon?

[@matthewpeltier7028]

@@OctyabrAprelya idk

[@captcha42]

8:54 I can absolutely relate to Alex there. I can also relate with the fact that my name has the name Alex in it... IS THIS MY FUTURE ?

[@sundancer5830]

Yeah same but my name isn't Alex

[@jakeking974]

C'mon, we all know a month without segs is unfair to both sides.

[@slewand1070]

i'm so glad i wore headphones for this moment 2:25

[@jamescolvin1048]

This video made my Alexa have a stroke.

[@shadowrl1593]

12:35 watching at 2am. And all I hear across my room is alexa BLASTING nickel back. Woke my family up. Thanks for THAT YOUS [REDACTED] 😂

[@tokiravenborne6252]

oh jesus....how many people have nickelback screaming at their neighbors now?

[@andrewknickerbocker314]

Fun fact for my fellow American viewers that don't know: A Chemist is not the same as a Pharmacy. Technically, things like CVS, Walgreens, and Rite Aid are Chemist's, since you can get OTC Drugs. They do contain a Pharmacy inside where you can get prescription drugs, but they are not one and the same thing! ...... I'm only sharing this cause I genuinely didn't know until I watched this video and decided to look it up ^^"

[@antmess9789]

Then the difference between America and the UK is every single store is a chemist in America because you can buy OTC drugs everywhere.

[@andrewknickerbocker314]

@antmess9789 that's not a difference... that is actually exactly what I said 😀. Walgreens is a Chemist, and it contains the Walgreens Pharmacy inside it. Since we are a lazy people by nature, we cut out the middleman and just call it Walgreens

[@antmess9789]

@andrewknickerbocker314 But I doubt people in the UK call every single store in their country a chemist, so obviously they don't have access to OTC drugs like we do. It's pointless to talk about where you can get OTC drugs since you can get them everywhere. Read my entire post, not just part of it.

[@andrewknickerbocker314]

@@antmess9789 ah yes. I love buying OTC drugs at Toys R Us! I remember getting Excedrin at my local Home Depot! Did you know your local Auto Zone sells Tylenol?? It's not every store, dingbat. -_-

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"They popped up in my feed and they seem super wholesome." Cut to her looking into them more and finding out they're like serial killers. :P

[@iChestnut]

I feel like I'm cursed, every time I watch you guys I'm eating food and every time you mention shitting or farting.

[@judojamie379]

But wait how many hours did bumblebeesh have in bloons, i really wanna know now

[@god145]

Too much

[@Vindictator1972]

Honestly I agree with Jake, due to reasons of my father dying in a car crash I don’t drive and therefore take PT around town, we USED to be able to track busses in the app, but that got removed at some point so it’s hard to tell when the bus is on the way still or got there early because it clears the time slot in said app when the time clears. I used to have 2 stops literally across the road until a rework a few years ago of the lines again. Now it’s a 10ish minute walk to the nearest 2.5.

[@vulcrumgoodwin828]

Depending on the bus you can use the first bus app, for example you can see the x30 on the app.

[@silvadic2207]

I love the new Minigame WPE made: Find the Mouse in Bloons

[@lt-shepherdz1812]

Oh god! The memories from the beginning of the channel! THE BANKER IS BACK!!!

[@Hypnobard6115]

13:06 we need the bloons theme at the wedding

[@footur3179]

As someone with over 1000 hours in bloons no need to be ashamed Gabby

[@LordClanker]

I Had a literal breakdown before watching this. NOW i'm laughing

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

You guys should really play more helldivers 2

[@PowerJugs]

About driving cars and pointing out dogs, when I was learning to drive I made it a game to point out any dog I saw whilst driving. It's what you do or you're driving wrong.

[@Eklan-sr5ow]

I can kinda level with Jonk about the bus thing because if I see a a bunch of them stopping at another stop I might as well go where there are more there

[@dustybunny6716]

When I think I played a bad run, I always remember there are people who are worse at it than me. Funny that I enjoy WPE more than Game Grumps...

[@Foxthrough]

alright note to self, careful when watching these and snacking at the same time, topics may be...outta pocket >.>

[@princemaggie5684]

Um ok so I had this on in the background whilst I mucked out my poorly pony who's just cost me a house deposit in vet bills, gabby just gave me whip lash 😭🤣

[@Lucario0007]

0:34 I want a full cover of pipe bombs by WorstBlurEver

[@henrikhyrup3995]

7:59 all I heard was 'fanny attack' and I didn't hear a single other word after that...

[@elitedangerousfan4610]

3:54 what game is that

[@thomashogg8252]

Jake goddammit! My Alexa just kicked in and now it's playing Nickleback Rockstar...in the middle of watching the video no less.

[@Squidfire99]

Same here😂

[@darkhunter9647]

My alexa played nickleback when watching this 😂😂

[@legojet2456]

What's the pipe bomb song called and where can I find it?

[@MJ-Cooper]

7:57 I once talked to a bus driver where I lived about how the busses in my area always showed up 5 minutes later then what the schedule said, and they explained it was recommended by their boss. They said "If we were on time, then someone who gets there a minute or two late and misses the bus will complain that they were there on time and never saw a bus. If we're late already, then they cant complain because we were already running late and they still weren't there."

[@Aquee_101]

Hillarious as always!

[@18noahlee]

what song are they singing at 0:30?

[@obahuds]

Parklife by Blur

[@tyrannaturkey4896]

You lot are evil you got my Alexa playing at 5 am

[@4Twitch]

7:40 BUUUUURN🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿

[@aluca_3d739]

8:00 when you think that that is late, then go to Germany

[@eveisunavailable]

God you think the btd6 title is catchy enough to sing listen to Street Party from Bloons Monkey City, that shit slaps

[@GilbertTheWeird]

This video got my cargo pants full of cheeses right now.

[@sparkselm173]

You guys should consider fighting a boss bloon for your next Blons strem. Guaranteed quality content, assuming you can manage to pop the tier 1...

[@CourierCat-isGod]

isnt there no boss event on currently?

[@sparkselm173]

@@CourierCat-isGod Boss events are unnecessary since the addition of the Boss Challenge mode, which allows you to challenge any boss (that isn't in an active boss vent) at an time on any map. The Challenge mode also gives a better "baseline" boss experience than boss events.

[@CourierCat-isGod]

@@sparkselm173 oh yeah, boss challenges forgot about those never play them because bosses require effort with no reward, and i like wondering and seeing whatever the hell ninja kiwi is making

[@CourierCat-isGod]

@@sparkselm173 oh yeah, boss challenges forgot about those never play them because bosses require effort and boss challenges give no reward, and i like wondering and seeing whatever the hell ninja kiwi is making

[@alansmithee419]

so how many hours does gabby have in btd6? To be fair the time it takes to get all the medals for a single difficulty is immense. Edit: By "single difficulty" I mean "all game modes of a single difficulty across all maps." E.g. easy, primary only, and deflation across all 73 maps would be "all easy medals."

[@CourierCat-isGod]

so like everything in hard mode? cuz like thats not long at all though...

[@alansmithee419]

@@CourierCat-isGod Depends on how long you typically play a given game for obviously. But it seem easy to spend upwards of 50 hours just going through all the easy medals (73 maps, 3 game modes, 15mins per medal = 55 hours). Medium and hard are longer and have more game modes, then you've got impoppable and CHIMPS, so it's pretty crazy. I think my most played game I have like 150 hours in, so yes this comes off as being a lot to me.

[@CourierCat-isGod]

@@alansmithee419 But you didnt say every map in the comment though? thats why i thought you were talking about 1 map

[@alansmithee419]

@@CourierCat-isGod Ah ok, sorry. I just didn't specify because I assumed not specifying anything would lead to the conclusion "they must be speaking as generally as possible" - i.e. by "one difficulty" I meant "one difficulty across the entire game." If I'd meant one map, I'd have said one map. Though thinking about it now, I can see that there are multiple orthogonal interpretations of "all medals for a difficulty" - e.g. all maps' basic hard mode vs a single maps' multiple hard modes. But yeah my intention was to be all-encompassing, hence I made no specification at all. Tl'dr: Yeah my bad lol.

[@Landons24s]

Gabby might have a lot of hours in Bloons, but it’s not that bad, I have 1160 hours………………………. ……………………….………………………. I don’t have problem, what are you doing talking about?

[@fiyahquacker2835]

"SHOW US YOUR CRACK, OHHH NOVUS."

[@portaldust5541]

Ellis’ voice reminds me of Wheatley from portal

[@garlicmayo-nee8126]

Makes sense, considering Stephen Merchant.

[@Vancev99x]

Four sphincters to be exact... in case... anyone... wanted to know. 🤓

[@basketcasejacegaming8673]

At 12:00, we had an oin-oin moment. 😂 I love using oin-oin instead of onion nowadays. 🤣

[@considrowzy]

Truly

[@Pyroo4everGaming]

i rather have the bus late then miss it

[@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941]

You were SUPPOSED to meet Jake, Gab, then. 😊 Joke's on you, mine's an Echo. >=D

[@synthetic240]

There's just something about British slang, even made up slang, that's just the perfect blend of disgusting and cutesy.

[@insertname3977]

Cause you're a bit of a minger.

[@noodle1672]

I wonder if they'll ever play Helldivers 2 that would be a treat

[@Whydidmyhandlechange414]

They’ve been streaming it, check out their archive channel

[@noodle1672]

@@Whydidmyhandlechange414 oh beautiful I cannot wait to see the videos

[@kittykomrade]

if gabby doesnt have atleast 300 hours in BTD6, i have a fucking problem with her

[@LPJack02]

All the people So many people And they all go hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through their marmite/shitelife. - Noel and Liam Gallagher.

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

Jonk: "I'm not a fucking nerd." But you are fucking A nerd, if you call your girlfriend one 😆.

[@aeKai73]

I can't tell which one is more toxic, Bloons or Jonk

[@zirilan3398]

Most definitly the later

[@katierobertson1682]

Can someone explain the pipebomb song? Where is it from?

[@hisen3.146]

Parklife by Blur.

[@Mrblackfox966]

I would like to see more bloon td

[@Toothless314]

Sphinny the Pooh

[@sushifox2058]

Alex wouldn’t get together with Jake even if he was gay, Alex has low standards but higher then JONk

[@forgenorman3025]

Joke's on y'all I use Google.

[@archoftrees]

So how many hours on bloons DID she have?

[@trnod]

I am HEEEEERREEEEEEEEE.......

[@Klekowksii]

I'm curious... What was the mean comment?

[@ozzy4382]

when is the helldivers video? :))

[@NieYanMLC]

These are really old clips

[@BlueskyPara]

*sincastermon*

[@TV-qm8ob]

Hi

[@HUNTER12FROSTBORNYT]

1 subscriber if u are felling sad😅

[@gaylewillmott7482]

Banana

[@oOSonicexeOo]

Hello

[@Blamaxtric01]

❤

[@Ty-bz7zx]

umm 6th.

[@warviking7647]

First, and it aint a shit you can do about it❤

[@BloomerPandora]

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Smith Jose Lewis Kimberly Martinez Robert

[@BlossomSummit-f5s]

Jones Angela Robinson Sandra Johnson Michelle

[@jimmyflyaustin8283]

Martinez Donald Jones Joseph Taylor Frank

[@TheMasterwitcher]

Cant stand bloons. Its bad.