Strange Grocery Taste Test!

[@TBanos]

Brutalmoose has such a long time between uploads because he's busy getting his stomach pumped from eating all of this trash lol

[@residentflamingo115]

Lol

[@ryanschneider115]

You know, that makes sense.

[@1234cheerful]

@Nekaz It's the salt and sugar they put into it. How could they mess up corn, though?

[@capt.bellamy]

@Nekaz yeah, they aren't as bad as he says, he has weird tastes.

[@imepic434]

@Nekaz I grew up on the sale steaks, they are really good

[@giantdinoboy8264]

"I'm not a yogurt guy." *doesn't lick the yogurt lid* Yep, checks out.

[@chickpea]

Hate licking the lid, the yogurt is all solidified and weird.

[@ValhemasaurusRex]

@@chickpea mix that back in that's all the cream from the yoghurt 😋

[@kamenrideraquarius]

I eat ypgurt daily and never lick the lid

[@tylerengland4427]

@@kamenrideraquarius Then you don’t eat yogurt every day. You simply taste a little bit of it every day and never finish it.

[@kamenrideraquarius]

@@tylerengland4427 im on a diet

[@chayce3205]

“If your kids like this, they’re fucking freaks” *Ian is going in and I’m here for it*

[@setsers1]

😆

[@theresacherco3503]

lol

[@O2BAmachine]

😆

[@JaceKingJazz]

I haven’t heard an Ian F Bomb in a while and he put it in the perfect moment.

[@Gator_Queen8188]

IAN: DESTROYER OF CHILDREN

[@carsextendedwarranty]

6:35 Ian: "My stomach is a little sensitive." Also Ian: *eats the entire wrapper of the muffin*

[@Defy_Convention]

He definitely did lol

[@Kriegerherz]

I mean thats just paper so no big deal.

[@dogemaster-hm2ce]

@@Kriegerherz still bad tho lol

[@Sandux930]

fiber baybeeee

[@jek__]

@@dogemaster-hm2ce Not really, it's wood pulp and wax. Probably better for him than the plethora of barely legal additives we put in post production shipped food units

[@mrjakeisnumber1]

The fact that Ian's stomach is so sensitive that he gets incurable hiccups from about 5 sips of soda gives me a greater appreciation for all the trash he's eaten on brutalfoods

[@EverettCrowl]

Yeah he has an iron stomach.

[@shadowlink5945]

I'm sure it came from him eating that muffin wrapper and all 😂

[@benjaminmenken5693]

I drink a whole can of soda and never get hiccups

[@cushpnk]

@@benjaminmenken5693 Yoo that's cool

[@pizzaking101]

@@benjaminmenken5693 cool

[@TaylorOnyx123]

We just literally watched a man go through the five stages of grief over a coffee drink after originally giving it one of the best reviews of his video. 10/10

[@xShadowbane451]

Until it started melting him from the inside. RIP Ian, died doing what he loved.. eating/drinking random stuff for youtube. In all honesty, that drink just didn't sound like it would be good at all. I don't like soda to begin with and I can sometimes tolerate coffee, the combination of the two just sounds like a bad idea.

[@tman72999]

I work in a convenience store and when I saw that shit I had to try it. Why is it so good?

[@Stark-Raving]

@@tman72999 I've had it, and it has no business being as good as it is.

[@can2835]

You profile picture scares me. Deeply.

[@tyanag9938]

@@tman72999 I had to get 3 of the 4 packs haha its so amazing

[@surfinshinji6845]

"It doesn't look particularly appetizing, but let's eat it anyway" should be the official Brutalfoods slogan.

[@1234cheerful]

@Surfin' Shinji YES, because so often, it *doesn't* look appetizing even if Ian likes the taste and texture.

[@_kadoodles_]

The window on the Brunchables package isn't there so you can see the muffin, it's so the muffin can see you.

[@Fuzy2K]

I don't know what's more horrifying, the implication that the muffin is watching you maliciously, or the implication that it's watching the person who will bring it to its doom

[@jasper_the_ghost]

If the illithid muffin gets into your digestive system, ceremorphosis will begin shortly.

[@DefiantPunk0810]

"Let me out so I can be inside you!" Said the muffin.

[@01100101011100100111]

The most impressive thing about this whole thing, to me, is that he actually used the ESRB rating system to rate food more effectively than he used any of the other ratings he's used, and more effectively than the ESRB manages to rate games, sometimes.

[@Nobody7720]

Hoping he goes for the PEGI rating system next!

[@BradenBest]

>game has scenes where characters say words like "damn" and "crap" >rated T >game manipulates kids into spending $12000 on useless crap; real gambling >rated E everyone: skeletor_wat.mp4

[@RodaMoonknight]

ESRB rating games properly? Hah! They said Pokemon is a higher rating than Fifa xD

[@BradenBest]

@@RodaMoonknight ESRB and ESA only exist to protect the big game publishers from litigation and govt regulation. I doubt they ever gave a shit lol

[@jopejipper3219]

@@Nobody7720 who is pegi and why is she 18

[@jaekandersen5039]

The thought of Ian looking up “woman moan sound effect” gets funnier every time he rates something for adults.

[@talloncusack]

I had a similar mental image of that editing process, lol. It was because he first rated something as "early childhood" and naturally looked up a baby giggle audio clip- so for the adult rating that came up next, well...then that has to have a sound effect, too. 🌚

[@cyrilfiggis2879]

Ian’s been using that same sound effect for years now, much like “plop.” I know he used it in his Banquet Beef Showdown for sure, but I wanna say he used it as far back as his Sociolitron video which is like 6 years old now or something Edit: looks like Ian took down his Sociolotron video, can’t say I blame him since it was a sex MMORPG

[@CheezyEnsaymada]

@@cyrilfiggis2879 that video's still up lol wdym

[@cyrilfiggis2879]

@@CheezyEnsaymada oh look at that. Earlier I just put “sociolotron” into KZbin it didn’t pop up for me but reaction videos to his video did so I just assumed it was down but now going to his channel and scrolling can confirm still there

[@talloncusack]

@@cyrilfiggis2879 ohhh that sucks I was gonna look for it :(

[@katthedestroyer9653]

ian looks like the college professor who tries to invite his students to his place for parties and try to get them into smooth jazz

[@austinwilliams7919]

High school, and he'd be sikowitz with hair

[@darkpyro786]

Holy shit, you nailed it lmao

[@yaboi5932]

And not like Kenny G smooth jazz more like Dave Brubeck Take five smooth jazz feel

[@coreykirkbride]

@@yaboi5932 that would be cool jazz which predates smooth jazz and (as the name implies) is much cooler 😎

[@beachgirl445]

id go. we used to have a college professor that lived in my dorm with his entire family- it was so cool

[@TheCaptnHammer]

I love how he kept shaking his head and backing up from the burstin beads yogurt like it was alive and threatening him. Love it.

[@archerdelta4770]

The way he keeps going and not even flinching at the hiccups is sending me.

[@1234cheerful]

Dedication!

[@mattweiman5144]

I've been watching this guy on and off for like 5 years I always forget he exists and then he pops up on my recommendations and I binge everything again

[@ChristopherTradeshow]

I watch him whenever I have a banquet meal or hungry man meal

[@porcelain_ghoul]

More like 'PLOPs up' if you know what I mean

[@expoogaloo]

I’m not alone

[@Hi_Im_Canada]

Same here

[@thebeardedprince3505]

Literally lmfaoo

[@davidfl4]

Can we just appreciate the fact that this guy can go to the grocery store, pick a few things off the shelf and then make a 40 min long video about it that’s both entertaining and engaging

[@nataliem9817]

entergaging

[@GreenMonkeyToaster]

Every video of his has a comment a la "Ian could talk about (insert mundane thing) for an hour and I'd be so entertained" and it's just so true. The man has a talent.

[@buzzybabe21]

His editing is the real reason to watch honestly. He is great, and combined with the sounds and cuts it's so amazing!

[@tojojr5616]

I didn't even realize it was 40 minutes until you mentioned it

[@KloeKaos]

entergaging

[@Moreymoto]

most youtubers would wait till they stopped hiccuping, but ian leaves it in, and it makes the video so much funnier

[@mickeyp6639]

if you are a middle schooler maybe

[@MeatSlap30]

@@mickeyp6639 true that lol

[@zootsuiter]

I'm glad someone else found this funny. Ian reviewing multiple items while dying of hiccups had me ROLLING 😂

[@raydare2002]

wow you guys have to be 12 years old max, that hiccup shit was so annoying. @@zootsuiter

[@furrtoast]

​@@raydare2002 @mickeyp6639 It was the way he kind of just powered through every word through a hiccup for me. I've never seen someone do that, so it was funny to me. These videos are supposed to be lighthearted and fun! If the hiccuping is what threw you off the review, all the auditory/visual edits should've turned you away from Ian's channel a long time ago!

[@fireandcopper]

I'm entirely convinced Ian only eats when he does these videos

[@magpineapple]

hibernation

[@alexanderadams9058]

Same.

[@C.V317]

That explains the long periods between videos; he goes from hospitalization to sugar crashes constantly with all that junk.

[@razordoom1]

*I HUNGER*

[@ilselindberg6557]

I imagine him subsisting entirely on the one flavor of protein powder shake he likes. When the restriction becomes too much he makes us these videos to excuse his junk food binge. Obviously I hope I'm wrong.

[@AstoundingYeti]

This just reinforces my theory that one sip of coke would kill a Victorian child

[@bartvansliedregt5482]

This comment fucking killed me. Thank you

[@Riolupai]

@@bartvansliedregt5482 are you from the victorian era of england?

[@Gwestytears]

Don't drink cocaine

[@cooperolm9687]

Those kids were being given heroine for a case of the sniffles, I think they could handle it

[@papasmurfsmurfy6360]

The busting beads would literally wipe out an Victorian orphanage

[@NintendoComplete]

Lmao did he really just eat the muffin with the wrapper on it and not notice!? Oh God, never again will I eat a Lunchable.

[@Jay__Cee]

I was looking for this comment 🤣 I thought I saw paper too and the crunching sound effect didn’t help lol

[@mandypants9936]

I thought so too

[@elegantdisarray]

There's a cut Lol He took the paper off, he just didn't show it. ✌

[@Airbigbawls]

@@elegantdisarray no he straight put that shit in his mouth and chewed it not even noticing

[@R-Lee-]

@@elegantdisarray he really did put the wrapper in his mouth

[@entr0pix]

the idea of the phrase "i'll eat a pirates booty" being taken completely out of context is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@liamalcorn6168]

man just said that and didnt think we'd bring it up

[@tyreerhodes2316]

😂😂

[@darriana7249]

Sounds like a great way to be killed

[@BlGOLAF]

Hiccupping while he says "I'll eat a pirate's booty" is peak surreal Brutalmoose

[@fattiger6957]

Fun fact: Ian actually wants these to be serious food reviews, but his editor and SFX team adds all the Hollywood flash.

[@godminnette2]

I can totally tell by the way he whips out a pocket knife and stabs the pb+j puffs

[@basedkiarash8834]

i really don’t even think he has an editor. the editing style is specifically ian

[@c-puff]

And the confusing part is his editor and SFX team are ALSO both Ian.

[@bradleymarchand560]

@@c-puff he does have amazing editing skills idk how he isn’t like top 10 creators on KZbin. The amount of work he puts into his videos shows

[@GreenMonkeyToaster]

There are clear creative differences between Chef Ian Brutalfoods and Editor Ian Mooseviemaker. I'm hoping it doesn't cause strife down the line

[@WildcardZwei]

Professional food critic: "It tastes like BLUE."

[@noah7329]

Reminds me of Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

[@j.chillydawson1807]

what I thought when he said that, since he said it was TOXIC tasting Blue Paint Flavor? (as if other paint colors have different flavors, I wouldn't doubt it, but still)

[@tavellcoops]

I can taste colors, after awhile you start to associate flavors with a color like red being cherry in sweet things cause a lot of us grew up with artificial colors for stuff.

[@creativeusername7951]

Professional Video Game Critic: "What is this?! Is that BLUE?! Is that FUCKIN' BLUE?!"

[@SeraNeph]

@@creativeusername7951 Imagine that Critic's GFuel sponsored flavor being F***in Blue!

[@NAFProjects]

Every time Ian said "Bustin' beads" it got funnier every time

[@crashofthemoons]

The fact that he is saying “busting beads” instead of “bursting beads” makes me laugh so hard

[@MaroonGoon8629]

At first I thought he said busting beans

[@jandro2344]

Those beads are busting

[@armoredman10]

He actually said bursting once

[@cplmatt2727]

BUSTIN BEANS 🥵🥵🥵

[@MegaMuff420]

Every time he said it I died

[@intensefinesse5809]

"If your kid likes these, they're fucking freaks" jesus christ ian, i didn't know yogurt can hurt that bad

[@j.chillydawson1807]

Man, that is what I thought. Jesus, it mustve really sucked the big one...

[@viscountrainbows6452]

The British: and this is why we spell it yoghurt.

[@hhs_leviathan]

These seem like the only things kids are willing to eat this day...

[@greyblob1101]

When he said "You should disown your child if he likes this" I thought that was a little over the top.

[@FishyFace]

Every new brutal moose video is like a holiday, not only because they're great but because they come out once every few months...

[@guythatdosethingssometimes2651]

@Alexei He wouldn't die without telling us first. To not do so would be quite rude.

[@supersaiyanbro]

Agreed

[@aghii458]

@@guythatdosethingssometimes2651 imagine not telling someone you died, couldn’t be me

[@josejonathanportillo8229]

Sounds about right

[@thunder-ob8qo]

i just found out he draws furries but im trying not to let that bother me

[@rosieleaverton]

Ian trying to talk energetically while having hiccups is the funniest thing lol

[@ApocalypseMoose]

"Your child is a freak." - Ian "I like the crust of the PopTart the most" MacLeod

[@face4radio]

Ol notoasty McGee

[@PunTimesWithNeil]

Beter briffin

[@buhgingo2933]

@@A.B994 we had those in pre k so children wouldn’t go wild with the sugar in the frosting. They’re not bad

[@talloncusack]

Truth

[@IMONBLOGTVWITHMYFUCKINGHANDSUP]

@@A.B994 frank ocean?

[@Weldedhodag]

any time Ian's cat makes a cameo, its an utter treat. Cats are so curious yet so distant at the same time I love those little guys

[@mickeymilkovich9057]

U described cats in the best way ever

[@SubmitToTheBiomass]

"It's like they're trying to go for a flavour that doesn't even exist!" Ian, there are no blue raspberries.

[@Carsman-oi8st]

There actually are blue raspberries that exist! They're called whitebark raspberries and it's what the stereotypical candy blue raspberry taste is based off of! :)

[@anonymousoff-brand7538]

@@Carsman-oi8st well, 'based off' in the same way purple flavouring is based off of concord grapes and banana flavouring is based off of gros michel bananas.

[@girzarro]

@@Carsman-oi8st are you sure? i thought the generally accepted explanation was that they wanted to make a raspberry flavor but didn't want it to be mistaken for other red flavors like cherry and strawberry (but i didn't actually know there were real blue raspberries! that's very cool!)

[@JAMSP00N]

@@girzarro according to wikipedia its a mix of the two - the flavor originates from the whitebark raspberries, but blue food coloring is used to set them apart - whitebarks have a black hue when ripe

[@girlmeat-beth]

there is no carol in HR

[@bunyballoony5483]

This is my favorite fucking Brutalfoods episodes. Him screaming "Oh, what the fuck?!" makes me laugh way too hard.

[@Egan-pop]

It hits harder since he usually doesn't swear too often so when he drops one you know he meant it 😂

[@wahmaster2788]

"The gusher yogurt is so gross" Has like 15 spoonfuls.

[@frankfritter8171]

He’s a masochist

[@nekonomicon2983]

Better not waste the food

[@ProblmSolvd]

He likes bead skins.

[@DJGamingSmash]

"I'm not a bitch. It smells like Coke." -Ian, 2021

[@portal2kid]

I never thought I would see a 30 year old man cussing at Gushers flavored yogurt with boba balls, but here we are.

[@Alxrru]

I never thought I would see a 30 year old man cussing at Gushers flavored yogurt with boba balls, but here we are.

[@residentflamingo115]

@@Alxrru yes that was the comment

[@Alxrru]

@@residentflamingo115 yeah

[@peanut-fork4774]

This is true

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I can't even blame him

[@Psi-lo]

A reason for poptart crisps to exist: original poptarts contain gelatin, the crisps do not, but they're close enough in flavor and texture that they make an acceptable substitute for anyone avoiding gelatin and craving pop tarts :)

[@GoodDaySir4]

and less calories!!

[@Eutropios]

Is that an allergy thing -or an IBS/IBD thing- ? Edit: apparently gelatin is actually good for IBS and IBS as it soothes inflammation and irritation.

[@DaLatinKnight]

​@@Eutropiosbrb gonna buy me some nice melted bone and skin for my stomach

[@StoneColdClassics]

@@EutropiosI think it’s for vegans because most gelatin contains animal products

[@earwigmilk]

@@StoneColdClassics most modern gelatin is procured from pigs, people with religious dietary restrictions also tend to avoid it

[@ssgssssg]

The fact that Ian doesn’t swear as much as he used to makes his reaction to the bustin beads that much funnier

[@J16.]

"IF YOUR KIDS LIKE THIS, THEY'RE FUCKIN' FREAKS"

[@Egan-pop]

Ian: "Ugh. Uh... WHAT THE FUCK?!"

[@bobsbiggestfan6281]

I gladly spent 45 minutes watching a man eat processed food in his house.

[@Theepicgamer9loop]

“Are you satisfied yet?” No. Eat blue yogurt.

[@calebangell77]

@Wock Wizard oh yeah brutalmoose bust those beads I'm almost there 🥵🥵🥵

[@icyatlasartworks]

Why must you pain me so

[@kimberlys8422]

Yogurt makes me nauseous. Blue, which is scientifically proven to be most unappetizing color, is far worse.

[@icyatlasartworks]

@@kimberlys8422 when it comes to Yogurt, blue is the most unappealing, but in almost anything else, people would probably choose blue over red

[@jakegomez5028]

Ian not licking the yogurt lids blew my mind… who doesn’t do that…

[@nulle8935]

Normal people who don't like the disgusting jelly feeling

[@infamousworlds]

@@nulle8935 you're the weird one here

[@rambbler]

​@@nulle8935you are supposed to shake yogurt before opening, if you do that the lid is just normal yogurt.

[@MJ-98]

This is one of his funniest videos hands down, featuring such lines as "if your kid likes this, they're a fucking freak" and "I'm not a bitch"

[@RantingThespian]

😂

[@thepityscene]

IM NOT A DIABETIC BITCH... at least not yet

[@RevolverLink]

I just about died laughing when I saw those marshmallows slapped haphazardly on the back of that "gourmet" chocolate bar

[@crunchii891]

I don’t know why but that is just the funniest shit to me

[@TuChanFoEva]

It really is

[@Berd]

new brutalmoose? christmas already???!?!!?!?!/

[@totallyrealcia]

Berd.

[@jaejaelaghost]

Hello friend, what are you doing here?

[@tonquint3]

Berd go back to eating your comically large grilled cheese

[@Gilgamoth]

I think only Brutalmoose long fan would understand this nuance. And I did not expect the grape factory owner himself was a long fan.

[@tr0m]

not clickbait

[@skum_dayton]

the endless hiccups after the coke is funnier than it should be

[@karda009]

Ian’s fashion and posture makes him look like a hippie version of the critic from Ratatouille

[@Channelnamethatiseas]

Very accurate

[@mind-of-neo]

so they discontinued trix yogurt because it was "unhealthy/unnatural" but they release gushers yogurt?

[@doggosarecool7737]

Wait they discontinued it? I haven't eaten that stuff in forever but they always served it at breakfast in elementary school. It was the few things I ever ate at breakfast.

[@mind-of-neo]

@@doggosarecool7737 Yeah :(( Its sad. Youre just not allowed to have variety anymore, its only the absolute most profitable lines that stay arouns

[@dunkndonutz]

I have it at my school still I think

[@eadlynjune]

It's my body and and my choice to fill it with Trix Yogurt >:[

[@cr-nd8qh]

Gushers come out the same way they go in

[@Hueyhuman]

I can't believe I used to eat lunchables as a kid and feel "satisfied". Shit is a scam in a box.

[@alpacamoose4378]

I'm fully convinced that they DID taste better when we were younger. Just because they didn't mess up the recipe of junk. 😂😂

[@swedneck]

what gets me is that it's barely even 3 bites worth, for the same price i almost guarantee you can get proper bread/cheese/bacon and make like 20x as much food.

[@strawby]

Its for parents who are too lazy to make their kids lunch

[@elif6908]

From my understanding kids are more attuned to sugary flavors and really dislike anything resembling bitterness but when you eat as an adult it tastes off.

[@getdownforthemaintenance6881]

When I was in elementary school, my favorite was the deep dish pizza that came with the water bottle and koolaid packet. I wouldn’t get them often, they were mostly for treats. But without fail, I would be starving after school when I had them because that shit does NOT stick with you. ...And don’t get me started on the nachos. Just a handful of chips, cheese, and a bit of salsa. No meat or anything, what a damn ripoff.

[@skippytheslime6349]

I love how Ian looks so offended when he tastes something he doesn't like.

[@Jahavasaud]

Ian: NO BITCHES HERE Also Ian, 6 minutes later: my tummy wummy hurts from all the coffee and bubbly

[@VagueNaming]

UwU mwy tummy wummy huwts~ I apologize for my sins, but I’m not sorry for them.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

No bitches?

[@wat4036]

@Sans Money?

[@sikufox]

furry here. Reporting for dUwUty, Sir! 0w0

[@totallynotditto1573]

"Wait stop pulling out my organs"

[@Bigmam9900]

“It’s like going for a flavor that doesn’t exist” Eats blue raspberry flavored yogurt with bursting Beads

[@Juggaloyaknow]

Bursting beads exist in the wild and are a fruit i read it on wikipedia you know the most accurate thing ever

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

its burstin'

[@81bnforeal]

@@Juggaloyaknow Wikipedia actually is relatively trustworthy. I tried to change the diameter of something on the black mold wiki by one more number as a joke and it instantly got declined and I got banned

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

"I'll eat a pirate's booty." -Chef Ian Brutalfoods

[@DementedMK]

You wouldnt? Lol

[@gogomonkey6341]

Dang it, you beat me to it

[@-Garviel_Loken-]

@@DementedMK no, they weren’t know for their hygiene

[@Porkey_Minch]

I'm pretty sure that's the main plot of the Shantae series.

[@Garnsta]

"I'll eat a pirate's boo*hic*ty" Says Ian when feeling adventurous.

[@CH-sl1ug]

Watching these food reviews are helping me remember to eat during afternoons so thanks :) i am also a no food/liquids only in the morning kind of lady. Sensitive tummy as well.

[@spriddlez]

Ian: I have a bit of a sensitive stomach Also Ian: has well known series on eating strange foods

[@-venknox-]

Also also Ian: eats the paper still on the muffin

[@galacsinhajto]

everybody needs some excitement in their life.

[@michaeldaigle7207]

Ian, I love food, but I really hate to listen to people eat, so most food reviews are practically unwatchable. Your way of adding the crunch and other funny sound effects to your bites is hilarious and makes these videos actually enjoyable for me! Thanks man

[@thekawaiicripple]

Agree! I have misophonia and normally can’t stand eating noises but I really appreciate and enjoy the way he edits and adds the effects :)

[@MrHappyDavid]

Ian legit started buffering after the coke-coffee

[@angelawildman122]

I love the way organic fair trade chocolate doesn’t immediately melt in your mouth, but actually holds its shape for a while before finally melting!

[@maddieb.4282]

That has nothing to do with being fair trade and is absolutely hilarious that you love that quality in chocolate

[@angelawildman122]

It’s also nice to eat chocolate that doesn’t involve child slavery or the destruction of tropical bird habitat!

[@jasperjazzie]

@@angelawildman122 that is true but also you probably should prioritize that over not melting,,also m&ms don't melt which was their entire selling point for a while and like...they're the opposite of fair trade lmao

[@WillKeaton]

"Ian reviews assorted food using the ESRB rating system!" Join us next time when Ian reviews food using Mohs scale of mineral hardness.

[@ms.mint-tee1756]

Don’t give him ideas

[@bragielizabeth]

Or the Wentworth Sediment Scale.

[@YourBrother84]

No, next time he should use the Schmidt Sting Pain Index...

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

Use the Enhanced Fujita scale

[@E3kHatena]

2022: Ian reviews food by rating them against the relative popularity of past Brutalfoods episodes.

[@chano_2k707]

Him constantly saying bustin’ beads is sending me to the moon

[@protosaber363]

The aftertaste of the Coffee Coke is Sucralose. The artificial sweetener they put in it to cut the sugar count.

[@TheFlashBlur]

Super fun fact - it has also been linked to diarrhea ! Very rad

[@Nox_Lunatera]

coke sucks anyways, they brought in some karen for thier anti-racist training and the premise was "be less white" and saying that all whites are born evil. absolutely stupid

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

@@Nox_Lunatera what the actual fuck is wrong with them? That’s literally just racism.

[@Nox_Lunatera]

@@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 this stupid karen got ny times bestseller for her book about it. what the hell is wrong with this world

[@Nox_Lunatera]

@@TheFlashBlur my grandma has this lactose free ice cream, and it says on the back of the box that if you have too much it has a laxative effect, i can confirm after a large bowl i loaded up one day. did nothing but rip some of the biggest farts of my life. shes lactose intolerant but im not.

[@hazyxdayz9456]

I think the reason they don’t want you to put the pop tart crips in the toasters is because they are so small and might get stuck in the toaster

[@cumcumcum148]

I can see how that becomes a problem. Some dumb kid probably will try to fish them out of a roster with a fork. Just imagine, died over stuck pop tart. Tragic and hilarious

[@lordsmorgasbord2646]

"I'd eat a pirate's booty" Very interesting statement Ian

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

Lmao, when he mentioned it I didn't think they'd be cheese puff snacks

[@commodorebuttfreckle6610]

Is it though?

[@kelleyreeves965]

On rare occasions I get a notification from Ian about weird food he's trying and it feels like a distant relative that you like who's always busy and can't keep regular contact

[@reecewestfall5883]

Thank you for perfectly describing the feeling

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

This is exactly how it feels but for me it's the person I want to play video games with all the time

[@MissNulle2000]

I mean he technically IS a professional food critic. He's making money off of this after all.

[@markiangooley]

I hope so. He’s spent a lot of money on odd processed food and put in a lot of effort.

[@ronpaulssecretary]

Absolutely not. That's like saying KZbinrs like ralphthemoviemaker and YMS are film critics. They're respected and know what they're talking about, but they aren't actual critics. They aren't part of an established professional film criticism organization. Likewise, Ian isn't an actual food critic.

[@goombalo10]

@@ronpaulssecretary That's not really a requirement written down anywhere. Yes, they are professional.

[@ronpaulssecretary]

@@goombalo10 what? That is literally a requirement to be a professional critic. If you aren't in a professional film critic organization like the Online Film Critics Society or the New York Film Critics Circle then you aren't a PROFESSIONAL critic. If you don't have an MD or a PhD you aren't a doctor. Wow. Amazing how professions have requirements to avoid people just calling themselves whatever they want.

[@Matt_and_stuff]

@@ronpaulssecretary M

[@babyblue_22]

Omg Ian choosing to just go on reviewing the next item with the hiccups instead of just waiting them out or getting rid of them first made me smile. It's just so... _Ian_ 🥰 (Btw, I freaking DESPISE the hiccups, I just cannot stand them, so thought I'd share my 100% will work trick with you all. This may sound strange and I know some just won't even attempt to try it, but trust me when I say IT WORKS INSTANTLY. All you have to do is stick your fingers down your throat and trigger your gag reflex. Seriously. Usually hiccups are completely gone after the first gag, at most after two or three. May sound gross, but it _WORKS.)_

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

i've gotten thru mine by gulping mouthfuls of air until my body just cant anymore, and then slowly exhaling. usually thats where it stops, if not like one solitary hiccup (:

[@babyblue_22]

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 Yep, makes sense, that's why my gagging works as well, you just have to get that trapped air out of your diaphragm, that's what causes it. Because yeah, I seriously CANNOT STAND having them....calling them my pet peeve is hugely underselling it. Seriously, having them legit pisses me off, I HAVE to go off and gag immediately as soon as I get them, no matter where I am, I hate them that much 😅

[@Galvatron102]

When my dog has hiccups I gently slap it on the back several times, and also my friend once had hiccups and I tried the same technique on her and it worked

[@MusicIsEarth]

my god, how big is your folder of eating sound effects

[@Juggaloyaknow]

Yes and yes

[@BladeTheGabite]

*p l o p*

[@drewgates7953]

Five hundred terabytes

[@SlyHikari03]

One terabyte I guess. It’s probably on a hard drive.

[@orenmauritzen8674]

Endless

[@MandyDeadite]

I was just at the store and I thought to myself "who the fuck wants blue raspberry flavored yoghurt??" I dont even think kids want it. Bring back the duo trix yogurt instead.

[@xxchobitsgurlxx]

Duo trix yogurt was amazing!

[@poposterous236]

but what if that blue yoghurt had bustin balls that fought incessantly with the carbinated coffee inside your stomach?

[@ribbonfly]

The part where the Lunchable wants to know why that person feels weird is unexpectedly funny to me.

[@KraniumZzZz]

The video just gets progressively more chaotic and I love it

[@WizKhalia13]

Im glad this was posted cause I’ve watched the hungry man episode 100 times now.

[@ballsofsalsa01]

Amateur, 1.2k views of hungry man

[@markiangooley]

I’ve watched it only three times, but I almost never watch any KZbin video more than once.

[@nataliem9817]

such a good video

[@Velflunkle]

Same lol

[@vanillamarshmallow]

I love that video lol

[@OhNoBohNo]

I love the concept of “can we make strawberry yogurt based off something even MORE artificially-flavored than it already is??”

[@snarkylive]

A lot of the fruit they put into yogurt is real, but not wholesome, it's basically an industrial waste product from fruit processing.

[@maddieb.4282]

@@snarkylivereducing waste and using imperfect ingredients is wholesome

[@X3nophiliac]

"I'm not much of a breakfast guy." *this being the second time he's reviewed breakfast items*

[@whambamduel]

The way he holds the sandwich somehow reminds me of Chronus/Saturn devouring his son.

[@wolfdwarf]

good pull

[@okagaca4981]

"It's like they're going for a flavor that doesn't exist." Yeah, it's blue raspberry....those don't exist.

[@fluffythedevorour423]

I would like to point out that traditionally blue raspberry was a combination of blueberry and raspberry flavorings, that being said I have zero clue what it is now.

[@someperson2471]

Blue raspberry is blue because they had too many red flavors but very few blue. Blue raspberry actually tastes kinda similar to wild raspberries which is kinda odd. Edit: i have decided to add more history. Raspberry flavoring originally came from beaver scent glands. It doesn’t anymore, but it’s an interesting fact. It’s flavoring source is part of why it doesn’t taste like usual raspberries.

[@tylerphuoc2653]

@@someperson2471 I think you're conflating Castoreum (non-vanillin vanilla flavorant) with... whatever artificial chemical raspberry flavor is supposed to be. Beavers were hunted for their pelts and *vanilla* butts, not for their raspberry butts: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum

[@ratoh1710]

From Wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt: Blue raspberry is a common flavoring for candy, snack foods, syrups, and soft drinks. The flavor ostensibly originates from Rubus leucodermis, more commonly known as the "whitebark raspberry" or "blackcap raspberry" for the blue-black color of its raspberry. So they do exist.

[@someperson2471]

@@tylerphuoc2653 thats probably it, thank you Edit: no it used to be used for raspberry as well. Beaver glands have so many uses haha

[@iniquitxus7977]

HOW IS NO ONE POINTING OUT THAT HE ATE THE WRAPPER TO THE MUFFIN HE ATE THE WRAPPER

[@MrPittendreigh]

HELLO I AM HERE FOR THE SAME REASON HE DEFINITELY ATE THE WRAPPER WHY DID HE EAT THE WRAPPER

[@Mister_Pigeon]

LMAO! He really wanted that lunchable experience

[@pixeleric_]

Don't wanna be a party pooper but it was probably an edible paper wrapper, still cursed though

[@yonsukas]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

Oh no we all saw it, but personally I think it adds to the funny

[@waffleisyummy]

My absolute favorite thing about Brutal Moose is the editing. Just leaving some asset on the screen, and WAITING to see what wild crazy thing it does. It almost always has me dying.

[@squidlededumpus5433]

Ian is just Humongous Games 2021 confirmed

[@Margar02]

The cat jumping off the chair into "water" and applause killed me 😆

[@noah_body_cares]

32:20 you can see the moment where Ian TRULY regretted not saving that coffee for the end of the review

[@horrorscope07]

Ian's hair has reached Wizard length.

[@talloncusack]

And it's thiccer now too

[@paulieswalnut]

He's gone full Alanis.

[@sneekylion]

There's a couple youtubers that I'll drop everything to watch a new video, and Ian is all of them

[@Senryph]

The “flatbread” looks like the bread that comes out of MRE’s lol

[@forrestclone138]

@Johnny Eyeball you don't have enough up votes. let's get this all out on to a tray...

[@DrMoofK]

I've gotten a lot of MREs especially when I was homeless and yeah, that bread ain't good. Tabasco could hardly save it.

[@justinstrong9595]

Is almost is, not quite as bad though

[@tonquint3]

@@forrestclone138 nice 🙂

[@freshgreenjello6431]

@Johnny Eyeball I see you too are a man of culture...

[@Kira_Yoshikage959]

21:20 really love how the two yogurts are rated both ends of ESRB rating

[@zgamer200]

Looks like brutalmoose is gonna have a brutal stomach ache by the end of this video.

[@Alex-by9kt]

That's brutal, man

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

Bingo.

[@ladybirdadams1038]

The brutal squirts

[@Tarantulah]

Babe, you ok? You've hardly tocuhed your bustin' beads

[@magpineapple]

I don't feel like busting any beads today

[@AreGeeBee]

Sounds like something you'd hear from Oney

[@okbutatwhatcost9087]

*tocuhed*

[@Tarantulah]

@@okbutatwhatcost9087 tocuhé

[@mooltz]

I dip my spoon in a special way so I don't pick up the beads with it, leaving them all at the bottom to eat last. Scoop em up, suck off the yogurt, and bust 20 beads at once in my mouth. It's fucking awesome

[@Zero-to-0]

Pop-Tart: *Gets their name from popping out of the toaster* Ian: Putting Pop-Tarts in the toaster is a sin.

[@Tojoblindeye]

This man Ian is the devil. Eating pop tarts cold is a sign of a sociopath. 🤣

[@Slicetheidiot]

@@Tojoblindeye i'd say depends on the pop tart like the best cooked pop tart has to be the chocolate fudge ones

[@jeremyrosa267]

@@Tojoblindeye Call me Ted Bundy then because I typically eat my poptarts from out of the freezer.

[@Tojoblindeye]

@@jeremyrosa267 okay Ted! I'll be sure to keep some in the freezer then, maybe it'll save my life one day. Thank for the tip!

[@jessreinhardt4408]

@@jeremyrosa267 I feel like hot OR cold is okay, but not room temperature. Maybe I'm a psychopath too?

[@Lexicoley1826]

I definitely heard him say “They’re vacuum packed in their own shame…” (talking about the Lunchables) and my brain went, “Yeah that made sense. Continue.” 👍🏻

[@beansfebreeze]

We're hitting "horse girl" levels of hair. Forwarding this to science as we speak.

[@sunshinem.7741]

I can't tell if we're talking "girl who loves horses too much" or "girl who is also a horse", and I think the inability to make that distinction is an integral part of this comment.

[@beansfebreeze]

@@sunshinem.7741 All signs point to "yes."

[@DJGamingSmash]

That's a good movie. Still dissapointed she never turned into a humanoid-horse abomination, I was expecting weird body horror from that title like that.

[@Junginj]

I just commented the same thing 😂

[@Kyle-pq6hm]

Ian: "I like the crust, I like the cardboard taste of the edges of a Poptart" Brunchables: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@talloncusack]

What's a brunchableeee

[@marcynados]

@@talloncusack did you watch the video?

[@Turtleproof]

You know someone with a wall of manga that says toasting a poptart is too intense and calls himself a professional food critic is so boring he'll put you into a coma.

[@captainboom1806]

Mad lad, he's having a hiccup but at the same time he doesn't want to take a break and just want to finish the video 😂

[@TheShyanne369]

Put your poptarts on a plate and put butter on the tops of them where the icing is, and microwave for 30 seconds. BEST THING EVER

[@Cyb3r_JACKAL]

"If your kid likes this... They're fuckin freaks" is the best thing i ever heard

[@1Thunderfire]

The Gusher thing looks like something that aliens would consume.

[@cheezburgrproduction]

The reptilians food source confirmed, glad Ian isnt one of them

[@numbersbubble]

They sell them at my store and I get a lot of them

[@washedblue]

I'm pretty sure I saw that horrific yogurt in an episode of Lloyd in Space. thanks, Yoplait!

[@tyllerwilliams6157]

Man, his videos are always a highlight. Just such a chill personality and video style. I've loved his videos since pajama Sam and stuff like that. Still love almost everything he puts out, I'm just one of those that wish he'd upload more but respect his quality over quantity.

[@Ranger881]

"If your kid likes this, they're a fckin FREAK" Ian just can't appreciate the complex flavor notes within Blue flavor gushers yoghurt 😭😭😭

[@Bill-lt5qf]

My dude, the hiccups literally have me in tears of laughter.

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

Same, and some were just perfect timing for it to be comedy gold

[@GreenMonkeyToaster]

When the irl framerate drops

[@DezPez93]

Lol same. I'm wheezing xD

[@XeneroIT]

“You feel the bead bust in your mouth” 👀

[@tylerschnebel4059]

Dude spoiler alert

[@felipetrejo2210]

Ian: “I’ll eat a Pirate’s booty” Me: “Pause”

[@isaacaldape86]

He gay

[@magenta629]

My thought was "ya you will!"

[@luthereiland738]

@@isaacaldape86 oh he GAY gay

[@livyann2143]

@@isaacaldape86 o

[@tracyblanchard7663]

I mean same, but not on main

[@danielholtzman2582]

"Need something to bust in your mouth to get started in the morning, but the husband works early? Try new Gushers Yogurt!'

[@cr-nd8qh]

Yes

[@haileygreenwood8269]

Free Go-gurt tube lmao

[@triggerhappy4199]

This needs to be on r/cursed comments

[@sephy26946]

Hey you know you could have not posted that and it would have been free?

[@teleportingpotatoe]

ive tried it and its so disgusting it tasted like mold somehow

[@jockatee]

"I'll eat a pirate's booty" DUDE i was lolling soooooo much for these. DO MORE FOOD REVIEWS,MR. MOOSE. SO MUCH FOOD OUT THERE.

[@Ebenherz]

kinda sad how much plastic gets wasted just to package one bite of a "lunch" lol

[@NeoTrash]

U.S. moment

[@ryeinc]

I ate a Gushers yogurt I had in my fridge at the same time Ian did. The highlight of my life, honestly.

[@Ultran122]

Why did you willingly purchase Gushers yogurt?

[@Porkey_Minch]

And you're not even going to review the bustin' beads for us? Unbelievable.

[@ryeinc]

@@Porkey_Minch They were terrible, 0/10

[@Dracothrope101]

@@ryeinc what did they taste of? Like i get that the blue yogurt is supposed to taste like that fake rasberry (that i think only america whent, yes a red berry, lets make the candy blue) i think only time i had it was when star wars ep 1 had blue lightsaber pops in the stores. And I never had a gusher so i have no clue what that green stuff was :s

[@ryeinc]

@@Dracothrope101 I can’t even describe it, it didn’t work at all, really mellowed out the sourness of the yogurt.

[@12thLevelSithLord]

Whoever the PR guy was that managed to convince America that Poptarts are a breakfast food deserves the biggest raise. I still don't know how they did it.

[@danx7611]

This☝🏼

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

If a cat is less interested in some Lunchables bacon and cheese than some instant octopus, you know you're in for a treat.