Stream Highlights: 5/2019

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[@geovani60624]

11:42 josh got so angry that he turned italian

[@TheRealAndryX]

I'm italian and you were goddamn right XD

[@tonicshea2202]

Lol

[@Anudorini-Talah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDD ME AS AN ITALIAN LAUGHING SO FKING HAAAAAAAARD OMFG!"!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH BLBLBLBLBL GET IN THE FKING CAR LBLLBLBL PIZZA PASTA, MACCARONIM LETZZE GOOO SUPER MARIOOO!! XDD HAHAHA

[@Anudorini-Talah]

ALSO im the 80th Like And im half german half italian ; )

[@chilael6892]

@@Anudorini-Talah I can't even tell if you're joking or not

[@fleetwoodmerda]

27:20: *CJ does that* 27:35: "You impress me Carl Johnson" He sure does.

[@capu4516]

30:30 This why i love gta SA speedruns, that moment was pure gold

[@realcartoongirl]

what

[@guntugakgun1924]

Ask it to josh

[@MaxerV19]

@@realcartoongirl whut

[@Jimree]

Josh at 3:05: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move" also Josh at 3:42: *crashes plane*

[@MarcoS-eg6uj]

it was the wind

[@jesalt8230]

Must've been the wind

[@CrashFan03]

he had a blindfold on

[@Jeff-vu4gj]

30:34 now that's a supercop

[@MMProducer]

23:53 CJ:Hey, you be careful with that Gang member: ... 😂

[@hostileraccoon9604]

Josh: *crashes plane* DarkViperAU: runs dead

[@hostileraccoon9604]

@Jesus Christ 72 people found it adequate.

[@Royale9]

@196いくの And KuruHS

[@neonaffliction]

this is the reason i continue to live

[@realcartoongirl]

are you ok yu need some han tei

[@portaloyun3750]

@@realcartoongirl weebs out

[@zoohair4084]

Uncharted 4, Red Dead Redemption 2

[@gordonf5553]

@@portaloyun3750 bruh

[@Flowermouth]

Hope you're doing well bro

[@AlerMashiro]

My god i cant tell how much i love and need these videls

[@jackmehoff5541]

Same i hope he never stops playing San Andreas. Josh & San Andreas belong to each other

[@AlerMashiro]

They deserve each other haha

[@sokolov.legacy]

Gohan?

[@hugoosvaldogutierrez8877]

Josh: 3:05 Also Josh: 3:43

[@abd-qadirgilani8871]

144p Squad! Where you at?! Man, last time I was this early, *Lance Dance* was still alive. 15mins in!

[@realcartoongirl]

joshimus: survives fire with skil also joshimus: dies in plane 10 seconds later

[@miguelgarza5337]

I didn't even know that they can shoot the rockets wtf

[@shiftymiata]

I thought the rockets is SA were just sprites, like flares

[@shashemption]

*THEI SHUOWT MAI ROUWCKHET TWAICE* 2 seconds later It's fine.

[@aras667]

11:32 feels like flashback from Jojo, except this time Ceaser survived

[@Striraid]

Josh Joestar

[@Hope-cl5ug]

Arek Koźlak LMFAO

[@kura100]

I swear, you're probably the unluckiest GTA SA speedrunner out there. From, getting NPCs screwing you over and over, a police car falling out of sky and then ultra cop teleports out of nowhere and busts you, and even to a damn random airplanes crashing out of the sky right into you basically killing the potential speedrun PB for nearly FOUR TIMES! Your reactions on it never ceases to amaze me and you stream is pretty fun to watch! One day, good speedrun karma will bestow upon you!

[@lowpolygangster]

10:59 Nervious% 11:31 melancholy 23:49 Ilusion 100 25:22 Ice Cold Killa 26:07 YOU PICKED THE WRONG FARM BOY 28:36 555 We Management Issues 2019 EDITION 30:34 ANGRY AS FUK

[@MaxerV19]

Noice

[@Veroxzes]

19:26 ”Hu-hu-hi-hu”

[@pingumcog]

27:58 joshimuz: janusz polish ppl: FIESTA

[@skylinesenpai5554]

"Wasted. Mission passed!"

[@KumiesCummies]

You and Hugo are my daily source of entertainment.

[@kendog84bsc]

00:36 First one looked like they deflected the rocket with bullets back at you. Never thought that was possible!

[@dava_arvarabi]

as long as the weapon had the 'PROJECTILE' stat on the weapon.dat, it is deflectable by 'INSTANT_HIT' weapons. (pistol, smg, m4, etc.) Just like how Josh grenades shot back by a Balla in Green Sabre

[@SATURNthegoats17]

indomie with these vids always made my day i think this us the billion time i rewatch every highlight

[@yodawg]

33:20 that was the stupidest laugh i've ever heard and i fucking love it!

[@wizard4599]

27:17 Tony hawks pro skater

[@secluded2379]

23:50 that actually skips the cutscene when the guy drives away with a dynamite. new start found!

[@MaxerV19]

I mean there was still a delay before mission passed

[@azumanguy]

16:15 the moment when josh questioned his streaming career on an ethical level

[@TheYiffingAtheist]

Balla: *shoots grenade and deflects it back* Sindacco goon: This guy's an amateur!

[@daanl8993]

When you have highlights for 30 minutes, you had a good stream. Thanks Josh! Still enjoying this game, thanks to you!

[@NineS5]

360P squad! Fitting for this game from 2004.

[@mirella1015]

@Stephen Wilder same lmfao

[@realcartoongirl]

josimus: today i break my record npc: not today **shoot joshimuz rockets** jhsouhmius: aRe yEh fUekCkinG sEroUs

[@twzsmasher]

Holy shit. I didn't even know you could have your rocket shot off course in SA. The odds of that happening TWICE is outrageous.

[@Friggazee]

13:18 Alternate ending.

[@mikewright7964]

29:15 ULTRABALLER

[@urisoto1927]

13:16 carl you mother shoots shotgun cj dies I laugh on that part perfect timing on that death

[@seiiko1876]

Nice Josh, u saved my Day D: Wish everyone a nice weekend!

[@dwaaag]

Hey mate. Just wanted to say cheers. I have been enjoying the videos from 20k miles away for years.

[@ҘҘҘ]

i didnt know you could reflect rockets with bullets in gta

[@MrJohnlennon007]

It happened to Adam_Ak in GTA3

[@wizard4599]

Best highlights in a while, i was laughing the whole time

[@SwissMarksman]

25:22 Josh got double tapped

[@ksawiprod9140]

I'm waiting for these like crazy I swear

[@beduardlex9289]

Russians say "If you hurry up you'll make people laugh". It's a literal translation. Well, kinda exact

[@augustinas5613]

holy shit, never thought i'd see one of these again.

[@polhikkii]

KZbin recommending classics

[@Furko08]

0:11 these camera movements... so perfect... Josh must have used a script for that, no way that a human did that with a mouse

[@BFMert]

Never stop making these, they always make me LOL

[@Anudorini-Talah]

Now i will enjoy this nice video! SO GOOOOOOD! THANK YOU JOSH!!! IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! WHEN DO YOU WANNA REALIZE IT ALREADY! REALIZE!

[@razvandavid1510]

Oh, hey, thanks. Good stuff.

[@Rashid50245]

0:15 1:43 3:37 6:27 8:07 8:40 12:52 14:22 19:34 21:03 22:51 23:49 25:16 26:03 27:17 29:06 30:11 30:34

[@GameMarathonRunner01]

a new josh highligth oh baby

[@SwissMarksman]

6:13 what is that on the left side?

[@Crysis1334]

3:02 infinte IQ

[@augustoAMD]

New full speedrun video coming soon? Does anyone knows?

[@deadeyes2803]

josh still awesome after all these years

[@dumkorph]

8:13 Freshman year students every night after finally escaping their parents' control

[@Alienator35]

body harvest highlight, oh shit here we go again

[@itskebiksons]

Damn XD these highlights need live chat reactions

[@cocolocopop4936]

Something I'm wondering about recruiting gang members at the coming home mission, if you drive at a certain speed it might stop them from exiting the car maybe? cus you can't exit your car unless you go fast or are actually stopped, so thinking maybe if you drive at a speed where they can't exit somehow.

[@erikrost22]

1:06 2 star?

[@tndm07]

Nice videos bro!

[@kirilltarasov486]

1980: I Bet There Will Be Flying Cars in the Future 2019: 27:19

[@demonizedlife2640]

Now this one's actually funny.

[@michelveraliot]

always good to see ^^

[@wololo3781]

23:20 The Cesars yearns for the boats

[@tulisotilas]

Shooting helicopters under the main rotor with sniper makes them go boom, not tail.

[@adamwyse32]

360p squad where you at

[@freshmango2719]

None

[@SwankyJami]

Being colorblind, I can't read the number at 32:20 to save my life lol

[@Royale9]

I always watch these longer videos in the night and always fall asleep. Today I finished this video. Enjoy your 3 or 4 100% watchtime lol

[@moruslive]

Can somebody tell me how to fix sensitivity when I am aiming? For example when I am running or driving everything is good but when I want to shot somebody it is very hard couse sensitivity is much too high

[@podgemcgrath]

Why does he get a 4 star wanted level at 5:22 for like 1 frame and then lose it?

[@SwissMarksman]

no wanted star glitch

[@ColinTheShark]

my sides have ascended 😂😂😂😂

[@garrettoliva5154]

Shooting rockets mid-air? Damn be careful Max Payne is in the warehouse.

[@hostileraccoon9604]

6:00 who is that?

[@lasthastati]

@@runescp0wn123 it's his mother for f*** sake

[@SakuraSirena]

@@lasthastati no it isn't lol

[@SakuraSirena]

It's Wayno717, one of the mods, his second visit to us.

[@hostileraccoon9604]

@@SakuraSirena Ah, I see. Thanks!

[@david.cutipa]

Kitteamuz oh hey thanks

[@huskerdoggo]

about the gang member not getting in: i think it has to do with recruiting them both too fast and immediately getting in the car. also having 1 member exit the car while you are going in even breaks them more. just like in los sepucros if you recruit them both too quick the game will softblock

[@4rc7ic20]

The san andreas guy

[@ojt6627]

23:50 New strats

[@tHmCS]

I made it into a Josh highlights video!

[@MelodyOo]

They Shot your rocket twice boss

[@Joshimuz]

I'm still in shock

[@maciejwolkowicz.]

I see new video of stream highlights - instant click and instant like.

[@teukufadel8293]

what is that thing( those keyboard and mouse on the screen) called? *sorry i really am clueless about that lol

[@Joshimuz]

The program I use is called "NoH Board" github.com/ThoNohT/NohBoard

[@Michael12751]

Joshimuz why does it takes so much time to upload a video love your videos by the way !!!!

[@elektrycznywegorz7719]

3:05 pure meme

[@dimascorpionshow]

12:30 you are welcome

[@dylanloo9856]

5:37 Not tryna be rude, but is that a guy or a girl?

[@NediBuckets]

Girl

[@dylanloo9856]

@@NediBuckets Good to know

[@ElSuperClaudio]

Crack

[@FrancisMarcosGaming]

At least Cesar doesn't fly into the river and drown unlike you know... *LAUNCE*

[@ElvisAlilu]

6:09 is this his mom?

[@thejosiferofficial3146]

This guy mastered Gta sa 🙌😀

[@mrclegit_tranhq5137]

Kkkk show de bola Joshimuz 🖒🖒🖒

[@バカロン]

that thumbnail is hilarious btw, OHKO when?

[@kassugameplay7302]

What a program you using to see keyboard?

[@NediBuckets]

NoH Board

[@Gigidag77]

I think Josh might have fucked up *the easy bit* . Not sure though.

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

If your homies are waiting for some run away guy before they get in, you can just stop being in the gang and then recruit the ones that didn't run away again. No need to kill them

[@dava_arvarabi]

yay new highlights

[@ZRMGOTTHESAUCE]

I'm the 15 guy who is watching this?Damn!

[@MiniMackeroni]

Tell Kendal I love her!

[@frikandelbroodje7103]

nice video m8!

[@viestursputnis1100]

Roman Atwoods twin brother?!

[@SneakyTomXD]

he is not dead yassss

[@Skyliner-zv2dw]

How can you be so unlucky?

[@leventyldrm2374]

just in time