Remember, folks; Take Two DMCA’d so many GTA mods only to give us this
@MyMax19194 ай бұрын
If regular games are held together with duct tape and glue, I don't know how this abomination doesn't just fall apart. It's a miracle it works and that you can beat the game.
@Notarget13374 ай бұрын
Probably with paper clips and rubber bands
@__SunFlow__4 ай бұрын
Welcome to SA mobile, where CJ is too afraid to jump out of a moving car Also, "Netlifx"
@soulbrother54354 ай бұрын
that OG Loc cutscene removal was actually great idea. Maybe they were aware of speedruns
@gabrielbitencourt18794 ай бұрын
The less Jeffrey the better
@Armi1P4 ай бұрын
Literally the only good thing about this game.
@private-owl4 ай бұрын
It's not necessarily about speed runs - it just didn't make sense to teleport to the baseball court to play a cutscene and after that teleport the player back to wherever they were.
@razvandavid15104 ай бұрын
@@private-owl It makes sense if you let the mission play out normally
@private-owl4 ай бұрын
@@razvandavid1510 yes, absolutely, I never knew about this "problem" because I was always struggling to catch him before he gets to the baseball court. But still, if you end the mission anywhere else, then it doesn't make any sense. Probably Rockstar weren't expecting anyone to catch him so quickly lol
@AcIdDr3am4 ай бұрын
0:31 "my car is smoking, i can hear it"
@cd7674 ай бұрын
11:30 BRUH the face josh makes 😭😭
@avatarorange95434 ай бұрын
It was a real, genuine, different stages of grief
@Armi1P4 ай бұрын
PS2→PC→Mobile→PC→Mobile It's a wonder it works this "good".
@sebastiangonzales463 ай бұрын
Amazing that the weakest system gets the most love of all from the developers
@a6pukoc1134 ай бұрын
Ну, спасибо за ваши страдания
@hitmanjc1033 ай бұрын
The hay bale physics is the best thing to come out of this cursed abomination
@jonas25164 ай бұрын
Oh baby can't wait for the uncut one.
@sirlight-ljij4 ай бұрын
Did not realize how accustomed I grew towards your iconic "Hello youtube!" banger intro
@DennisTheZZZ7 күн бұрын
10:33 Never thought to see the day that CJ does an Akira bike slide.
@spark_thecat3 ай бұрын
when wardrum studios made ark survival evolved, there was no rain because the devs could not figure out how to do it. also the sky sfx was new to them and it shows, it has a lot of the same glitches that gta de has with it's water shader.
@catzario1495Ай бұрын
how the hell did they manage to land a deal???
@spark_thecatАй бұрын
@catzario1495 they were the cheapest. Plus not that many studios would have done it. Atleast not with the conditions that rockstar wanted them to do it.
@Phirestar4 ай бұрын
I guess your modern phone just isn’t powerful enough to run this 20 year old video game.
@sebastiangonzales463 ай бұрын
UE4 isn't 20 year old
@dzikidzikers408222 күн бұрын
0:40 "I can hear the car is broken, but there's no f***** Smoke" WDYM? He's right there driving a bike in front of you
@rafaelteixeira27393 ай бұрын
Last two highlights are my favorite (this makes it sound that I'm baiting you into watching the whole video, but the physics in the penultimate clip actually go wild)
@Neraam_S4 ай бұрын
GTA 3 "bail out" moment
@1thevm14 ай бұрын
Couldn't be more poetic than seeing Rosenberg act like a proverbial scorpion, choking CJ and setting him on fire 😂
@lolisamurai4 ай бұрын
god the ambient occlusion is so obnoxious
@ShinyCoder4 ай бұрын
I literally can't find anything on the internet that would tell me how rare are 4-people cars in GTA SA, how rare are they?
@Joshimuz4 ай бұрын
I spoke with Obbe on Twitter (the lead programmer of SA) and my guess about how they work is correct. If a car spawns, it has a ~25% chance to have a passenger. If it wins that roll and gets a passenger, it has another ~25% chance to have a third passenger (if the car has enough seats). Then if it wins THAT roll it has yet again another ~25% chance to have a fourth passenger. (Actual % chance is probably wrong, but the method is correct)
@ShinyCoder4 ай бұрын
@@Joshimuz oh hey thanks
@waarschijn4 ай бұрын
Never noticed that Sprunk machine in Smoke's room but it has always been there.
@RayGun42004 ай бұрын
11:29 r/getdownmrpresident
@paullyashenko12014 ай бұрын
lol, the whole video is a giant proof that you can't just ignore the role of QA. hope this video will be shown on some IT conferences of whatever
@MidnightPlus14 ай бұрын
"Netlifx"
@Wardierro2 ай бұрын
7:00 bike's foreshadowing
@judittoth30884 ай бұрын
11:30 yes, we all know, this is the best moment of the video, and we already knew this would happen when he started shooting with that shotgun :D :D :D
@firen7774 ай бұрын
That 23 joke broke me 🤣
@mertaliyigit32884 ай бұрын
Thank you tduva
@tumypok10114 ай бұрын
I was afraid that phone is gonna blow up from overheating
@Vaibhav-ye6to4 ай бұрын
Playing this for 8 hours is pretty amusing
@slyceth4 ай бұрын
14:35 am i correct in assuming retrying from checkpoint here resets your lung capacity to what it was before the mission?
@Joshimuz4 ай бұрын
I don't remember tbh, quite possibly
@mouchovskij3 ай бұрын
This is like playing the chaos mod
@littlepurpleboy4 ай бұрын
Josh , This might be the last video I ever watch , because you know this time of studying and this bullshit , and I'm gonna say thank you for making me happy when you Download your videos that's banish the boried and I might been seen the internet in June 2025 and I'm so excited to seen you playing GTA VI very soon , and don't stop making videos
@slyceth4 ай бұрын
How do i get your discipline?
@littlepurpleboy4 ай бұрын
@@slyceth idk what u say
@slyceth4 ай бұрын
@@littlepurpleboy How do you switch from watching videos to doing only study
@littlepurpleboy4 ай бұрын
@@slyceth my parents this year took away my internet and focus on studying.
@antonio_brewer4 ай бұрын
this was funny as hell xD
@JhonPittsburg4 ай бұрын
The physics in this version seem even more fucked up than regular DE
@endlessoul4 ай бұрын
Fantastic opening. Schadenfreude
@canyon56964 ай бұрын
Wait he actually played it? I only remember the 2 hours of trying to sideload the pirated version
@shtembyduelsson3 ай бұрын
From 15:15 on it looks like AI generated gameplay footage
@Goodbye_Eri4 ай бұрын
Defective edition
@Stewcumber4 ай бұрын
I think I prfer the Ouya version
@razvandavid15104 ай бұрын
I think Stadia version is superior
@CYPH3RsD0M41N4 ай бұрын
I SAID I WAS SORRY!
@glauberglousger9563 ай бұрын
A merciful thing is that the Jet controls on the Hydra aren't the same as on mobile Petition for Joshimuz to play the mobile verison of the game, there are quite a few similarities between this and the mobile version Surely they aren't the same, but just ported over, right?...?...
@Johnny3620003 ай бұрын
He has played the mobile version On an Ouya
@konrad948864 ай бұрын
Most of these issues are definitively GPU related. areas not loading and LOD struggling to catch up is textbook.
@Joshimuz4 ай бұрын
I later played this on Emulator and other than the water glitching out its all the same issues.
@ayubwicaksana85883 ай бұрын
16:19 lol
@LBJshowedmehisJ4 ай бұрын
I cannot tell if the game looks bad because it is poorly optimized, or because it only supports some mobile GPUs. Just from the graphics alone, any 8 core arm SOC made in the last 10-8 years should be run it if they programmed it right.
@fct4life4 ай бұрын
Man this is a hot mess
@randomlurker-l3 ай бұрын
Josh, which phone do you have?
@bounceb4 ай бұрын
minor spelling mistake, i win
@ZenkaXT3 ай бұрын
What's your phone, josh0?
@randomlurker-l3 ай бұрын
I think it's IQOO Z3, but not sure. Wouldn't be a good decision to play the game on such phone. That's where some extra glitches, artifacts and lags came from, as if the game wasn't already buggy enough
@Loaf.fermented3 ай бұрын
Its a OnePlus but idk which one
@nightwingnl53544 ай бұрын
1:47 one of the only good things in this version
@glauberglousger9563 ай бұрын
I feel like even a Scratch version would be better, maybe even Scratch Jr
@eetuthereindeer66713 ай бұрын
Damage visuals on vehicles and *especially* planes are absolutely horrible in the definitive edition. They're VERY MUCH obviously worse than in the original. That and if they would return the countryaide gas canisters that were probably accidentally just completely deleted from the entire game would make me prefer the definitive edition.... sometimes
@pedrol61934 ай бұрын
That was painful to watch
@sarminder43574 ай бұрын
Next up: playing SAMP's mobile version. Unless MTA has one as well.
@RaggedyGreg4 ай бұрын
Did they fixed it?
@ҘҘҘ4 ай бұрын
ohh this poor, poor game man
@MtotheWandN3 ай бұрын
Why don’t you use controller and an IPAD it should be much more fun and easier. Unless you’re trying to do the speed run specifically on phone and with touch. Not sure what the rules are.
@Trinidadto4 ай бұрын
2 years ago preety much all of the gta ytbers said that de is bad and awful ( spoilers bcs it is) but now they all "magicaly" changed their opinions beacuse they got paid by netlix to say some nice things for this game and basically manipulating their own fanbase to buy this shitport which is basically the same broken version like pc one
@a6pukoc1134 ай бұрын
Сan you name some of those "people",please ?
@Trinidadto4 ай бұрын
@@a6pukoc113 Darkviperau and Tgg for istance, I know two of them did it for sure but they deleted their videos ( guess why?), I dont remember other ones but there was a lot more of them when gta de mobile was released
@vulcanitu25784 ай бұрын
@@Trinidadtodarkviper is insufferable asstwat so no wonder
@Wol14272 ай бұрын
Not really, the mobile port did fix a lot of the things that the console version didn't (moving billboards and objects, san fierro impound lot is accessible in this version, fixed broken animations.), the Definitive Edition mobile port just has it's own issues.
@TheJagdPanzerE1003 ай бұрын
I hope this ponzi scheme of a game delivered enough funds for GTA 6 to be actually good...