Streamers in Cars Getting Breakfast: "Esfand can you describe your perfect girlfriend?”

We dragged Esfand out of his home to get fried chicken with us early on a Friday morning. Streamers in cars getting Breakfast ft. Esfand!
If this is well received on KZbin then we will make an "episode" of this every week. We have been doing this on twitch for about 3 months now and we've had guests like Erobb, Maya, Myth, Mitch Jones, Kaceytron, Alinity, Simply, Kato +++ and there will be way more to come.
We are working on fixing the audio!!!
This is a good excuse for us to interact with other streamers and for us to drag our friends out of their homes to have a good chat. Hopefully KZbin likes this as much as twitch has been.
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[@Jobe-13]

Nick invented his own socio-political ideology. Polomite Neo-Fascism. Or just Polomism for short.

[@davesprivatelounge]

M8, it's a dictatorship with a Grinder(TM)

[@Temp_C]

PogOism

[@arouris4374]

@@davesprivatelounge we don't use the d word here

[@davesprivatelounge]

@@arouris4374 I take it back, pls dont put me in grinder

[@Mehdss]

Esfand has been everywhere lately lmao

[@collinwgreen]

Lately? More like the past year plus

[@Ab-in6fk]

The new ggx

[@Mehdss]

@@collinwgreen Oh really ? I honestly wouldn't know, but I've had so many recommendations about him the past days being with so many different streamers

[@benson6143]

You love to see it

[@jadenrocks22]

Yeah I don't get how he's everywhere. In the past two weeks he went to the gathering of the jugglos in I think Ohio? He went to California and I think Hawaii. All the while he was able to be on streams and even do a house tour in austin.

[@totallynotthecia]

“When ppl say eat the rich they never mean me, they mean people who make more than me” -every wealthy person ever

[@jesperjohansson9857]

This is What Hasan says to himself 😂😂

[@redfordreddington8834]

eat the rich means celebrities and billionaires.

[@Kev7035]

@@redfordreddington8834 millionaires in the us are the top 0.1%

[@redfordreddington8834]

@@Kev7035 even small business owners?

[@jesperjohansson9857]

I have 1 billion, eat the rich def does Not include me, its Only for 1,1 billion and up

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

When they asked if they had anything else to talk about someone said: "LETS TALK ABOUT FUTAS PLEASE"

[@gplosdeabajo]

not "PLEASE", was "BABYEE"

[@jimbob962]

This looks like something i've edited, and I have never edited anything ever.

[@MrWill1729]

I guess nabilant finally found a way to get out of nick's basement

[@arakkalvaishnavraghu2396]

What happened to the editor ? This is more like summarised VOD than a KZbin vid.

[@tobil.5047]

Someone else edited the video, look in the describtion :/

[@ThiagoSilva-gb2iv]

@@tobil.5047 I'm guessing Malena bc of the norwegian translations

[@its_jo5hu472]

@@ThiagoSilva-gb2iv it's not just look

[@fusuyreds1236]

2:28 Nick is waiting for the 'eat the rich' thing to come true. Malena is refusing to do it.

[@Jobe-13]

Why is this recorded like they’re vlogging in the late 80s with a video camera.

[@austindayton-ogle8695]

I enjoy this

[@vukasin_]

At the end, the content baby part, had me rolling because I started laughing with nick and esfand while melena stayed quiet.... Guy humor🤣

[@thatdutchguy5460]

I miss Nabalint Sadge...

[@dar-weenies880]

What happened?

[@mizkid1762]

Hope this is temporary

[@caffeinefiend1217]

WE WANT NAB BACK

[@dozenblades]

does he not edit the videos no more?

[@ar_x7]

@@dozenblades from the description, it does not look like it.

[@dozenblades]

@@ar_x7 Sadge, no more mr.sloth nabalint

[@alefelix5661]

@@ar_x7 he still has it in his bio on Twitter

[@therildeal8355]

i think he has irl stuff he is dealing with

[@paperclip7700]

I appreciated the translation on Malena’s spell casting

[@merchant_of_kek5697]

“The millionaires and the billionaires shouldn’t exist, but not me. I’m the good one”

[@stephenmason1028]

Just how "privileged" to use a word they like, do you have to be in order to think that someone buying a $3 million dollar home doesn't qualify them as "rich" ? To the overwhelming majority of people on Earth that is literally a lifetime worth of money.

[@jonathanarmstrong4417]

I prefer these longer vids than the shorter highlights imo

[@fuckusingfullname]

"Eat the rich, but make sure you eat the right rich."

[@dwightmanne]

Yep. Typical champagne socialists. Tax the rich became tax the super rich. Hating on millionaires and billionaires became just hating on billionaires

[@gyndrath2618]

@@dwightmanne True, imagine the billionaires that actually worked for what they have hearing this rn?

[@tylerjerkovich804]

@@gyndrath2618 Those hardly exist. The vast majority of billionaires become that rich by unethically exploiting poor people.

[@mistasupadupa1]

9:52 YO WE GOT TRANSLATIONS NOW (thanks editor

[@milek8428]

doesnt hit the same as the old editor Sadge

[@0netrick198]

Yep Sadge

[@ThatsWild1]

Sadge what happened to him

[@AlphonsoDoesStuff]

Yeah what happened

[@smallrossy]

what happened

[@jasonhd9294]

True, I miss the PogO counter or when the old editor showed what TTS/donos was saying with text on the screen.

[@chinruiz4113]

When Nick said "Gus' Fried Chicken", Los Pollos Hermanos instantly came to mind

[@aarond9563]

8:30 - I've never in my entire life seen the person in the backseat grab the food in a drive thru.

[@lennardoxg9201]

Car streams > Cooking streams

[@robvb9279]

i cant do this anymore, i keep lauging. but had a double jaw surgeory last week... my stitches hurt so much from laughing. have to quit 4 min into the video

[@zane213what9]

I like when Esfand and Nick get together

[@sandr921]

Nick you know how those tier lists go like s, a, b, c, d, e and f right? You should rate female streamers by corresponding cup size.

[@jayson2985]

Ima be honest nothing beats the feet tier list

[@karanch.]

Yeah bro feet tier list will always be on top

[@Leon-vy1ke]

WOW this was great content! Can't wait for the next guest, also Esfand has always been vibes

[@Nemophilist850]

It's funny how 'eat the rich' only started meaning billionaires instead of millionaires when these zoomers started making millions.

[@simplespeeder1949]

0:20 „If you are anxious, relax“ they say…

[@alipt5728]

Wowwwwwww , Esfand just spoke ( Farsi, persian) holyyyyyy shit im proud.❤❤❤❤❤

[@loolooshxp]

پاگ چمپ

[@aarond9563]

I actually appreciate translation of Malena's spells. So helpful!

[@pacogek123]

1:14 Tea's ready!

[@MrsCoffv]

Lmaooo hey 30 year old nice humor got me wheezing

[@itsvanelly]

The new editor is awesome and does a great job but man it doesn’t hit the same as before I guess I’m not used to change Sadge

[@sam_v_murray6037]

i love when any drama happens to anyone in this section of the twitch community. because malena always gets personally offended by it and it’s so funny

[@kinkmyboot3563]

ayo editor thanks for norwegian subtitles Prayge

[@Pearlescznt]

the audio on this video is good.

[@michaelbaldry5420]

“I don’t like driving with shoes” fucking menace. Also illegal? Right?

[@booter12-42]

First time I heard esfand speak farsi - i fuck with it

[@hplus1]

ay I'm liking the new editor

[@Jobe-13]

How is it that Nick and Malena are both funny and not funny at the same time. It must be a gift.

[@xmodegaming1595]

Hearing Esfand speaking Farsi made my day lol

[@PALADINmu]

New editing is nice, it's a bit different, fresh

[@mileshigh9298]

Prominent socialist spends millions on new house. This statement is why people are annoyed at the Hassan thing. Nobody would care if he had been more selfish from the start. Feels like a “practice what you preach” situation to most people. Especially since he’s spent so much time yelling at Bezos for similar things. To clarify I do think he should enjoy the fruits of his labor however I understand the frustration.

[@dire2293]

fun fact, starbucks workers are required to converse with people at the window

[@felix.s28]

13:34 can someone tell me what is that song? I'm into elevator music

[@ElectricalNoises]

always vent your takeaway food. crispy = open bag

[@mavrostitan1968]

Imagine speaking out against factory farming but then eating store bought steaks, imagine speaking out against world hunger but constantly throwing out food constantly now imagine speaking out against the rich and how they don't pay their fair share and then buying a house worth 3 million dollars.

[@tylerjerkovich804]

You're painfully ignorant. The difference between the people Hasan criticizes and himself is that he isn't exploiting poor people to make his money. Hasan's stance has never been about anybody who is rich. Its about the incalculably rich people who get that way by exploiting poor people. It's not hard to understand at all, you just don't want to.

[@AzazelTheDamned]

Man, the audio!!!!, wtf!!!!!

[@aarond9563]

They're violating Malena for real. I mean maybe deserved, but still kinda feel bad. Also I feel like I get angry quite easily like Malena, but it boggles my mind how much she cares about what other people are saying or thinking on the internet as if she doesn't understand that this place (especially Twitch) is an absolute ridiculous place. It's terrible to see someone's shortcomings filmed all the time, because I'm sure if I was being streamed all the time my shortcomings would be so clear to others who don't struggle with them.

[@vojtinmarek4901]

I love Norwegian subs so much :D

[@DaveH82]

14:48 I thought Esfand was chuckling because he was going to say it was his balls in his throat.

[@kajetanmc]

the audio quality hurts my ears

[@dwightmanne]

I'm liking the translations. 🤣

[@abhinavshetty5958]

streamers in cars series!!!! POG

[@dntv7006]

lol Esfand would make a perfect high school teacher

[@nikolasoskic9006]

love the edit

[@-_-SpongeBob]

New editing style, definitely not nabalint sadge

[@PherPhur]

Falls here and the festivals are about to start. Really looking forward to a big group stream like Universal or G4 before winter hits. Stay weird yall

[@qwerzxcvasdftybngh]

Nick "can I have one milk" Polom

[@Scrappy__KFC]

This audio sounds like it was recorded on a fucking laptop with max microphone volume

[@PhoneticNormal8]

FeelsGoodMan Clap YAYYY AUDIO

[@barbecuelp7736]

Can you maybe do something about the mic quality

[@-_-SpongeBob]

Is nabalint fired?

[@blockbusterandy]

No malena said today on stream that he is busy doing some stuff.. and big surprise content will be on KZbin.

[@michaelmachine47]

@@blockbusterandy let’s go 🙏🏽

[@ok-se9jf]

yes, caught stealing from the office

[@IlllIlIIllllIllIIIlIllI]

"$3m dollar house is not that much" So uh... my $50k/year is just me being homeless huh? Got it.

[@lilithrq1349]

This was great.

[@Jack-ph2hq]

DO MORE OF THIS HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[@unculturedswine7993]

Bro no cap, just put some money in a Roth IRA and you'll be set. Investing in real estate is good too. Short term, invest in silver and gold. Now, I mean you have to have metals in your physical possession, not in some company that has the precious metals. If a streamer can drop hundreds and hundreds on PCs, cars, and houses then they can invest in their future.

[@iAmTheWinnaman]

everyone says eat the rich, but yet, I have not seen anyone offer a recipe

[@NorwayDuck]

Bro my ears, what happened to the audio in this one?

[@Mehdss]

Lmao I just saw a comment saying "the audio is good in this one"

[@MrRandomnese]

Does the editor know Norwegian or does the community help with translating?

[@Chronomatrix]

Isn’t it illegal driving with no shoes on in the US? I know it is in EU.

[@king-vn6fb]

Maybe only in certain states

[@stinkfist7588]

Is there like really quiet music playing? Also is it raining? Also this is scuffed as fuck.

[@bigsmoke8509]

I hecking love esfand

[@vanityslams6693]

Eat the billionaires

[@bigsmoke8509]

WAYTOODANK audio

[@adhd4826]

did anyone else notice esfand had strings hanging on both of his under arms. No, Just me. cool

[@domthesickbomb]

360p audio

[@siddxartxa]

Viking subtitles Pog

[@krylesangerbeaver]

Maybe being slightly para-social here, but these two would be great to hang out with. Well, and Malena. Both are easy 10/10 humor.

[@largefren843]

What in the fuck is wrong with the audio, it sounds like I'm listening to a fucking telegram in an abandoned soviet missile silo

[@rakanalbassam7152]

What is the name of the song at the end of the video? There was like a little tune and it was really nice.

[@Տophia]

might be a tech guy.. definitely not a sound guy

[@krylesangerbeaver]

Esfand still hasn't shopped btw

[@ManilaThrilla00]

Detroit has a Gus’s Nick; sides aren’t the best chicken is solid

[@anonymousdude7982]

Why is the audio so shit?

[@MrSkeezymak]

Sloth starved :(

[@seth4627]

i agree. wealth is relative, everyone just sees this as a lack of integrity by Hasan, flaunting a house is gonna get more views than flaunting the charaties he might give to. hes a business man. either way 99% of the people complaining would be spending money too in his situation.

[@JulianCedar]

The thing is he was doing everything he could to avoid people finding out. He tried to keep it a secret for his family's protection, yet it still got leaked. Nobody is talking about that, which is weird Oh well

[@tg7380]

Norwegian translation! Noice

[@sahanwick758]

more of this format please

[@osjakie]

Esfand is fucking hilarious.

[@jasonjavelin]

I enjoyed the subtitles

[@thefuture4266]

Esfand is hilarious

[@quizlix10]

FINALLY SWEDISH SUB TITILES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Raidena5]

the sound quality is anoying, wtf i cant even watch it........

[@wandertheworld3206]

Ngl I enjoyed the translations

[@Hoppitot]

wtf is that music in the beginning this is worse than nicks PogO

[@lb0433]

It's like the music the Minecraft Stan KZbinrs use

[@spongebobsquarepants7756]

FeelsBadMan old editor gone

[@timepiece_enthusiast]

Nick and Esfand bullying Malena is great content as always

[@maeniquin1209]

suprised that malena cursing actually mean something

[@AlternateDargon]

WAIT> When did we get Malena subtitles?! Its an actual fucking language?! Holy shit.

[@redfordreddington8834]

is this sarcasm

[@AlternateDargon]

@@redfordreddington8834 First part is a question cause awesome work from the editor. Second is sarcasm as everyone jokes about it being her putting a curse on people lol.

[@beyoncehadoneofthebest]

wow only 40% of this video was fellow millionaire streamers sucking up to hasan. i wonder if they even understand that 99% of people criticizing hasan would not criticize them for doing the same thing.

[@kevindelima5713]

Yeah that's true that's pretty true yeah that's true

[@calvinevil]

Yeah Ima just go full lsf real quick just this one time, as much as I love these streamers besides hasan I can't believe how all of them are so disconnected with true reality, do they streamers even realize even 1% of what he preaches then does this shit and his audience backs it up??? They're not just mad because he "just" bought a house but he's the biggest American capitalist in LA for being "communist" with "according to one need" and "eat the rich" yet has the same lifestyle as the billionaires yet no fellow streamers even calls out a single parallel and just mocks others

[@jertdw3646]

@@calvinevil I think most of Hasans fans are people who aren't even in college yet, young adults who growing up upper middle class, and people who are just confused and would listen to anything an attractive person says that connects to their emotions.