Strong Bad Email

[@IsabellaCataldo]

"EVERYBODY EVERYBODY LONGEST PANTS! LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG PANTS!" Homestar's freakout will never not be funny.

[@caustin850]

Strong Bad: Um, that's it. We to get you some serious Clown Care, man.

[@IsabellaCataldo]

Jesse Bowen That’s the point. Homestar’s freakout will always be funny.

[@togekissangel4685]

Jesse Bowen Dangit, you beat me to the double negative joke!

[@dirtyredant77]

Haha

[@LittleBigPlanetian]

*YOU'RE NOT A BROOM??*

[@Chronoplague]

“You’re not a broom?!” is probably one of my favorite quotes from the entire site.

[@TheInkPitOx]

She's a bell

[@GummitMan]

@@TheInkPitOxI always thought she was a plunger lol

[@Hortesdtion678]

I thought she wasn't an object?

[@ferd617]

Marzipan is clearly a meat popsicle.

[@davidjordonmiller9686]

My dog is named Clanky because of this email.

[@templequeenivy]

And...

[@businessgoose6057]

That's awesome

[@uniboy13]

I named my cat Perducci after the Dangeresque 3 sbemail

[@LchanOtakudom]

@@uniboy13 PERDUCCIIIIIIIIIII!

[@KairuHakubi]

@@uniboy13 you mean _purr_ ducci?

[@SoleaGalilei]

I love the fact that Homestar has light bulbs-- er, globes, in bed with him. Marzipan is obviously serious about getting him some clown care.

[@alanelkins2408]

I'm kind of surprised that I didn't notice this until just a few minutes ago. Definitely a nice touch.

[@atomicagegamer3693]

@@alanelkins2408 I always noticed the security bulb...er globe, right next to him but I only spotted the other ones, just now.

[@Andrew-ze6kq]

How is Marzipan "obviously serious" about getting Homestar some clown care?

[@DJMouthwash]

Man, the Strong Sad's pills episode is my favorite hremail. Even better than the fondue port.

[@stuart9411]

DJMouthwash Girl. Woman.

[@FoxBlocksHere]

"My fondue part?"

[@somejerk5662]

Apparently Strong Sad's pills allow for short range teleportation.

[@willowmcintire21]

@@somejerk5662 Which would explain why caffeine effects him the way it does.

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@FoxBlocksHere "Hang! On! Shut! Face! Those were MY emails, and you squeazeled your way into them!"

[@CheezyBob42]

I really need to get some creepy pants. I'm running low on lightglobes.

[@Omega3131]

Bulbs

[@ekimaulthar2044]

that's it; you need some *serious* clown care

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

But I was told long pants. Long pants. They said long pants. ALWAYS long pants! LONG MY PANTS!! *GLEAMING PANTS!!!* *_GLOWIOUS PANTS!!!!_*

[@janehuskmann1914]

Noice work, Clanky. You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out.

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

@@janehuskmann1914 And how am I supposed to get this crap offa here?

[@timfortune9]

To this day my "TL;DR" response is "Too long Clanky, too long".

[@Loctorak]

TL;C,TL

[@Loctorak]

And you might think "why not 'TLC;TL?" and I would say "because shut up, that's why" I just think it's funnier if it's like "Too long. [Pause] Clanky, too long."

[@EuropeYear1917]

Yeah, well… I remind my friends that if they’re sending me messages on Facebook Messenger, they gotta keep it under 2 paragraphs, or it’ll get flagged by Edga, Jr…. They all look at me like I’m stupid.

[@nightsong81]

To this day, my girlfriend and I will still react with amazement that one of us is not a broom.

[@JayHartin]

Put a ring on her.

[@LchanOtakudom]

nightsong81 You have chosen wisely

[@SephirothRyu]

Plot twist: You are both shovels instead

[@mellyflori6856]

She’s a keeper

[@eteru2669]

Stay with her for as long as humanely possible

[@briandonegan8480]

I can't watch Homestar freaking out without laughing hysterically. It never gets old. The long long long part is the greatest feat ever in Adobe flash animation history

[@LordPhobos6502]

Notice that Homestar loses focus too? I just assumed he was... losing sync with reality.

[@Seantendo]

It's been a long, long, long time How could I ever have lost you?

[@christopherpurakal8741]

Because he apparently took some of Strong Sad's pills

[@BLenz-114]

“All the time long pants!” Is part of my daily verbiage.

[@Monobrobe]

This will always be my favorite email. Virus may be the funniest, but watching Homestar flip out is the best thing since sliced bread.

[@AtlasNovack]

Breaddddddddd is a good time for me, boot-do-do-doot-do singin bread is a good time for everybodyyyyyyy

[@italia689]

Virus is not funny. Oh wait, wrong virus. My mistake...

[@stevenstice6683]

@@AtlasNovack I cut the crusts off in the morning light.

[@pikminfan6778]

@@stevenstice6683 Don't ask me why. Pumpernickel and rye.

[@kerplop]

"Creepy pants all the time get some." I ended up saying that pretty often.

[@janehuskmann1914]

Same here, namely to myself.

[@dennix2000]

Me too. XD

[@MontgomeryWenis]

The sheer amount of quotes my family uses from this specific episode is unbelievable. I just said like seven or eight lines from it to my dad the other day, and just said "noice work Clanky" to my buddy a minute ago.

[@putridabomination]

Dear Strongbad, Why wear pants? creepy pants all the time get some maybe parachute maybe clown care, some ants! Toot Clancy

[@sebamongusrbloxgachagamery7180]

Some ants toot Tee-hee

[@ekimaulthar2044]

Now *there's* an email worth answering

[@tnaoro]

Also 2:22

[@janehuskmann1914]

Clanky*

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@tnaoro What about it?

[@FriendlyLocalGeek]

The Cheat killing those creepy pants with fire always amuses me

[@karelfinn2343]

Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody, longest pants! Long long long long long long pants! Man, this one's one of my favorites.

[@bluedragon9925]

Okay, that's it! We need to get you some serious Clown Care, man!

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@bluedragon9925 Kertified

[@matthewa.whiting719]

"You're not a broom!?"

[@markdpane]

2:21 Someone's been taking Strong Sad's pills.

[@abag0fchips]

I was watching this back in the day when my dad came in the room and glanced at the computer during the secret at the end. Homestar was bawling and my dad goes "So... is marzipan like a broom or someth..." and me and my brother are just like "look look look!" and we hear homestar go "You're not a broom?!" The timing was so perfect.

[@Videogamer96_]

Creepy pants all the time get some

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

Creepy pants are ALWAYS an opportunity to get some. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@janehuskmann1914]

Now I all the time think of this sbemail when I see "Always" pads... because I don't like a certain song for petty reasons.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@badgerlordpatrick6493 Get some what?

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

@@TheInkPitOx Iunno. Light globes.

[@emmyekko]

My favourite sbemail, finally remastered.

[@timmyb8353]

"Now in HD" 'tis true!

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Years later, I just noticed Homestar becomes 8-bit for a split second when bouncing into the Lappy.

[@skelkankaos]

This is even funnier when u learn that Homestar was freaking out from taking Strong Sad's meds

[@daishoryujin95]

Man, Strong sad's antidepressants must be elephant tranquilizers. Which makes sense....

[@catbatrat1760]

What meds are we talking about exactly? Are they stimulants? (I don't know much about medication.)

[@JellyMyst]

@@catbatrat1760 That's not the point. In SBemail 200 (Email Thunder) we learn that Homestar does HRemails, and "a bunch of them" overlap with SBemails. One of them being this one, about which Homestar says, "I took some of Strong Sad's pills." The type of pill is never specified.

[@catbatrat1760]

@@JellyMyst Yeah, I know. I'm just wondering what kind of pills would cause this.

[@JellyMyst]

@@catbatrat1760 Anti-depressant stimulants of some kind, I would assume. Still, I don't know much of anything about medicine.

[@ChiefScarneck]

When I was in Junior High, "Some ants toots" was my email signature

[@Ovvkoz]

Who all else still uses "blabede blah, da bleebedy bluu. I don't care just get him some pants"

[@janehuskmann1914]

Tootless, Clanky

[@PotionsmasterDyne]

To this day, when I have cause to pack pants, I recite "long pants long pants"

[@NickHendriks]

Absolutely same here. Every autumn when the weather cools and I have to wear long pants again for the first time in a while, you KNOW I have to say the line.

[@YoshiAngemon]

Fun Fact: This sbemail was also a hremail where Homestar took Strong Sad's pills.

[@poecollector64]

Um excuse you, those were Strong Bad's emails and Homestar squeasled his way into them.

[@brainflash1]

I'm glad you believe that, @@poecollector64. Anyways, let me see that email.

[@lonesquiff6551]

For every sbemail there is an equal but opposite hremail

[@bonkd3574]

*My god I wanna see that*

[@eteru2669]

@@lonesquiff6551 y e s

[@Abelhawk]

I like how Marzipan got him some light globes to make him feel better.

[@Allison-je9pt]

Homestar's outburst is one of the best moments in Homestar Runner history

[@guybrush20X6]

The legend is finally on KZbin. At least on the offical channels.

[@henryd1981]

Love this one! Even better since RCR mentioned it in the Camry Wagon review. Warranted a revisit to this awesome SBEmail!

[@ProfPsycDad]

Another man from the land of B R O W N.

[@rubenceja3505]

Just got back from driving my 1993 Toyota Corolla Wagon, time to watch this video for the 100th time

[@ProfPsycDad]

Y E S. Another man from the land of B R O W N. Thats the reason I am watching this again

[@jacobs.9661]

This was my very first Homestar Runner video I ever watched, MANY years after the fact! Ah...good times.

[@CEzikMaj]

The cheat, call tech support and tell them you broke lappy again.

[@Spongentic]

LO-HO-HO-HONG PA-HA-HAaAaAaAaANTS! :(

[@TheInkPitOx]

And bring some paper towels

[@liamgallups2092]

I love a series that is willing to make fun of its own dang art style.

[@JonCausithONS]

Hooray! One of my favourite SBemails got on the KZbin channel! "Some ants toot... tee-hee!"

[@vestonbruno2795]

It's a good thing Marzipan was at Homestar's house to help him with his dilemma.

[@stevenstice6683]

With light globes.

[@catbatrat1760]

More specifically, to get him some clown care.

[@jimation66]

Before tablets were a thing, there was Strong Bad taking a sharpie marker to the lappy!

[@Poxell91]

This is one of my all-time favorite Strong Bad emails. Probably most favorite.

[@TheInkPitOx]

"programmed entirely in Mom's sewing room"

[@swistedfilms]

Someone finally extricated Homestar from those absurd zig-zagged pants!

[@pikminfan6778]

A wise man once said, "Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some. Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot."

[@brendonneely9456]

Some ants toot. Tee-hee!

[@pikminfan6778]

Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants long pants. Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody longest pants! Long long long long long long pants! But I was told long pants... long pants. They said long paints. Always long pants. Long my pants! GLEAMING PANTS!! *GLORIOUS PANTS!!!!!!*

[@bentowers7743]

🚫👖

[@Alakaizer]

Long white pants*

[@NewWaveMasquerade]

So Homestar wears pants over his long pants? And I thought Marzipan was a feather duster?

[@rubyisalwayssleepy8775]

my mom thinks she’s a bell

[@negascoot23]

@@rubyisalwayssleepy8775 That's what I always thought, too😂

[@LR-qy8tw]

“Noice work clanky” is a regular phrase in my husband and and I’s vernacular decades later

[@HauntedDreamz1]

I still quote this episode to this day. It's one of my favorites!

[@PokestarRunner75]

This sbemail is one of my personal favorites!

[@angelbeas9137]

"Cliffhangers" And "Retirement" Please

[@coenisgreat]

I'm on a Rampa- wait, that one's the one that came after this one :p

[@Rie-Vinaca]

To be fair Homestar was on a rampage after being questioned about his lack of pants

[@mrssiordia06]

This, Brianrietta, and Caffeine will forever be my favorites

[@zazelby]

"Too long, Clanky, too looong" and "Noice work, Clanky" are still part of my vocabulary today.

[@TheInkPitOx]

I use the former in variants

[@DigiRokkuKang]

2:55 Stupid *squeaky squeaky* made-up technology *squeaky* that I made up. Paint pen *grumble grumble*

[@ImMewtwo]

Grumblecakes?

[@Xondar11223344]

Homestar needs some serious clown care after this e-mail. "You're not a broom!?"

[@baconlabs]

I'm not sure I want to understand why this one particular episode resonated so strongly with all of us back in 2005

[@LchanOtakudom]

♀¨•♠ö║í±☻~ Because long pants?

[@nosrin1988]

If those aren't pants, then that star is a cutout in his shirt.

[@ErinGnarkill]

What a fantastic trip down memory lane, I’m off to the store to get some light globes.

[@gotanksrox5331]

this was my favorite hremail. always wondered what would happen is homestar took some of strong sad's medication

[@sugarpoultry]

Crud I miss these so much. Now I'm off to spend the next few hours diving in memories.

[@ThisAdamGuy]

Homestar canonically is zonked out of his mind by Strong Sad's medication in this email.

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

When a book is called ”No Pants,” I don’t need to read it.

[@garbolagrodi]

I love when Homstar is like “Oh, crap. I fell down the stairs.”

[@nbadude44]

this was the very first sbemail i ever watched back around 2006, and i've been hooked ever since.

[@AP-uj2fg]

Strong Bad's edit to this email made me cry-laugh as a kid, and I could never fully explain to my mother why

[@CreativeCyberKitty]

This is one of my favorite sbemails to watch! Always get a good laugh 😄

[@HunterPBrown]

We all know homestar took Strong Sads meds.

[@LchanOtakudom]

Homestar freaking out about long pants in HD? It’s so jumbo/large!

[@Andrew-ze6kq]

The first time I saw this, I was actually quite shocked to see Strong Bad lower his eyelids like that for the very first time.

[@ericbeilmann3649]

Am I the only one that has always wondered what Adam West said about pants?

[@ovondrak]

Regular Car Reviews made me do it.

[@CheezyBob42]

Yess, one of my favorites :)

[@hjalfi]

I discovered a while back that there's a sizable minority who believe that the lead character from Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind does not, in fact, wear trousers and spends most of her time with her bum hanging out. (This even made it to Reuters!) Clearly, Strong Bad is one of them.

[@TakeWalker]

One of my all-time favorite SBemails. :D

[@firacovers2922]

I wonder how many kids today actually know what it feels like to shake up a "high tech expensive device"

[@hrrawr]

I love how The Cheat just naturally slides into frame to help StrongBad fumigate the Daisy Dukes.

[@cardboard8073]

This is good stuff right here. First time watching HomeStar Runner, and it's brilliant.

[@Ovvkoz]

"you're not a broom?!"

[@TheInkPitOx]

She's a bell

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Every so often, some variation of "evewybody evewybody longest pants" will leap into my head and stay for a while.

[@TSwany]

why do i relate so much to homestar's random descent into insanity

[@dracojim6537]

I'm still curious about what Adam West had to say.

[@spongbros]

I always thought that Homestar said "lay-up" at 1:49. Thanks to the greater clarity, I now hear the truth.

[@sekhetbast-ra8457]

I am so glad y'all are posting these in this format! No more scroll bar ftw!

[@Wiiguy1606]

It's SB's muttering about Stupid Made-Up Technology that he made up that has me going tee-hee!

[@bionichuteagain2583]

pumping out the classics this month

[@businessgoose6057]

Y'all remember the "before KZbin" times? Yup.....

[@michaelchallis4129]

When we were all playing with sticks and riding penny-farthings?

[@jenselinsky6734]

Strongbad could have had a promising career redacting documents. LOL

[@travelingnome87]

I know this is an old email but I can't stop staring at the fiendish Freddy floppy disk

[@Jaimas]

Nice to see The Cheat's still making use of his access to the B&W Lighter privilege.

[@GenaLeah]

.... I JUST noticed that Marzipan must've brought Homestar a lightglobe while he was crying in bed. It's next to his head!

[@LchanOtakudom]

GenaLovesToons There is another on the other side of his head, too!

[@jandypimpson]

Never noticed that! There’s also one under the bed.

[@LchanOtakudom]

jandypimpson Good eye!!

[@Waffletigercat]

This will always be one of my absolute favorite sbemails.

[@thisisIGD]

This sbemail might be the biggest stretch of them all, and I love it.

[@pikminfan6778]

This is the Hremail where Homestar accidentally took some of Strong Sad's meds.

[@amtrak_121]

This is probably the funniest homestar runner crap I’ve ever seen

[@Ovvkoz]

Truly one of the most memorable Sbemails

[@RunstarHomer]

I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants. Long pants, Strong Bad. The longest pants. Everybody, everybody, longest pants. Long, long, long, long, long, long pants!

[@FistoftheSnackBar]

I, in the year of Our Lord two-thousand and twenty, had to watch this episode for the first time in (I'm guessing) over a decade because I mentioned to my wife that I'd have to wear long pants while fishing tomorrow morning, and "LONGEST PANTS!" popped into my head.

[@tipsygnostalgic3428]

"well since you're here let's talk about your pants or lack thereof Daisy dukes aside" - Strong bad

[@fukyomammason]

I still call light bulbs light globes to this day because of this sbemail.

[@RosieTheRo]

some ants toot 🐜💨 tee hee!

[@IndigoAlpha]

This sbemail had a long lasting impact on the lexicon of my siblings. You say “I’M A LONG PANTS MAN” around us and we’ll instantly be on the same wavelength

[@DaxIsAName]

This is, hands down, my FAVORITE sbemail of all time.