Strong Bad Email

[@Hue_Jasss]

I love that Strong Sad's body makes the sound of a gym class dodgeball

[@FaunoDufaux]

homestar had it right all along. 3-4 minute videos, original content, low budget animation consistent uploading

[@Neptunade]

bout as long as a commercial break

[@aoBubs]

And no ads

[@TheVideoGuyfromOhio]

@@aoBubs despite selling merchandise of their own

[@TheVideoGuyfromOhio]

@@slapnutssssssssssssss69 then explain why things like Don't Breathe or Free Guy exist... go ahead, I'll be waiting

[@chad3166]

Consistent?

[@thebenevolentarchive4578]

My mom and I say "I'll pencil you in!" to each other when we're making plans because of this cartoon, ten plus years later. Thanks for making some stuff my family thought was mad cool, Mike and Matt.

[@AvocadoPear]

The Benevolent Archive My mom and I still pronounce Albuquerque like he does here because of this video hahaha

[@witchfynder_finder]

I remember when this one came out and I had a mini-heart attack when Strong Bad made the cover of a Back-to-School catalogue because I worried I had somehow lost ALL of summer. Then I was immediately reminded "It's not even July!"

[@MaesterMike]

It kills me that Strong Bad randomly decides to attack the King of Town. It has absolutely no bearing on the plot of this email, and yet it's my favorite part.

[@paintedcrow]

I like the implication that it's somehow helping his modeling career.

[@negascoot23]

I get the notion that Strong Bad does his best to incorporate at least one act of random violence, petty vandalism, or just basic harassment against his family, friends, and well-wishers into everything he does... There's no idea that can't be improved by duct taping The Cheat to Pom Pom or dropping heavy objects on Homsar.

[@KairuHakubi]

@@negascoot23 Well yeah. I mean, he's not Strong Okay.

[@uRDM]

Yes, the beautiful irrelevance and power of the simple cutaway were fantastic

[@arenjtumastens]

I know. Cracks me up as well.

[@very_tired_child]

I see folks talking about "alberqueque" and "I'll pencil you in", but I for one have been saying "I'm casually late" ever since I first heard it

[@brainflash1]

Lil Brother is proud of Homestar for following through on his modeling career.

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

Tendafoot is disappointed Homestar didn't go into High Finance.

[@SailorMaxie]

Heart of a champion..,

[@AnchorArm]

Blessed be the brothers chaps for giving me this emailery 100% ad free. I will be sure to bequeath the with $7.50 with so ye may obtain some buffalo chicken tenders

[@Ryoko453]

Praise be to lord Strongbad. Amen.

[@coryman125]

Okay can we please ban the words "buffalo chicken tenders" from appearing on the internet? I was having a perfectly good day until I read this comment, and now I'm absolutely dying for buffalo chicken tenders.

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

Ye may do so, brother, by way of yon Kickstarter for Trogdor The Boardgame!

[@KairuHakubi]

How're concession stand entrepreneurs supposed to make $butt if you don't get a hankerin' for the occasional order'a double hot wings, pants-down? maybe a couple egg rolls and a cod plank platter?

[@firstnamelastname9794]

@@coryman125 We apologize for saying "buffalo chicken tenders". We did not mean to say "buffalo chicken tenders", and we will never say "buffalo chicken tenders" again. Although we will still say things like "those chicken tenders from Buffalo" and "tenderized buffalo chicken wings" and "and now, Buffalo Bill's starting quarterback: Tender Chicken" and "buffalo chicken tenders".

[@spugintrntl]

For some reason "Stupid Coincidence Magazine" has me in stitches. I've been sitting here laughing for like ten minutes and I don't even mind.

[@qoyote]

I'd read Stupid Coincidence Magazine

[@spugintrntl]

@@qoyote oh me too. I just gotta know how unlikely the issues can get.

[@jasonkinzie8835]

@@qoyote Did you find the fact that you read Stupid Coincidence Magazine and that you just watched a video where it is featured to be a stupid coincidence?

[@pat2rome]

"We're on a collision course with sultriness"

[@hamursh]

That's the tagline for a Titanic porno spoof.

[@asteroidrules]

Off the portboard stow.

[@nthgth]

"portboard stow" and "colognac" are the words we taught the children in this one and I'm for it.

[@SavageGreywolf]

"I bet your husky body isn't worth a hundred and eight dollars." "No, but poachers have offered several thousand for my feet." "Hey guys, guess who made this week's cover of Stupid Coincidence Magazine?" The best part of all this nonsense is that it totally makes sense in context.

[@avosmash2121]

Nice icon!

[@kane480]

What the sense make?!

[@RoyCampbell61]

Look in your heart, Chezmerelda. That part always kills me.

[@atomicagegamer3693]

I just noticed the "port-board" joke. The density of humor in these is like one of those geology soil samples.

[@SoleaGalilei]

I still say truUly all the time. Your legacy lives on, Meg-han.

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

Oh, look, off the portboard stow

[@TheInkPitOx]

I got a Twitter notification when this happened.

[@KairuHakubi]

like a glorious e-marlin

[@TheInkPitOx]

"Can you handle my style? No you can't handle my style." *Email is about modeling*

[@mikkosimonen]

"Ah-hah-haa" might be the most obscure H*R line I quote, to the great confusion of my friends.

[@Rorchord]

I've pronounced Albuquerque this way for the past 15 years

[@hamursh]

Have you taken a wrong turn at that place?

[@vermis8344]

Pfff, everyone knows it's Albu-cew-cew.

[@dannyc.9161]

Same 😂

[@nichalashawkins7279]

Portboard Stow is a part of my ocean-faring lexicon permanently, and I just now re-realised why.

[@duncanproductions2k6]

i admit, that pose strong bad does at around 1:04 is just adorable.

[@ekimaulthar2044]

he's charming

[@sophie-kun]

Strong Bad is my favourite character

[@Millennialdad87]

Haha love it!! But I'm all like, "look in your heart, Chezmerelda." Literally had me lol!

[@Gyrusdorf]

When I first saw this Email way back when, I remember thinking, "I'm surprised Pom Pom would say yes to this, considering Strong Bad tried to poke him with a needle the last time we saw him."

[@arothmanmusic]

Look in your heart, Chezmerelda.

[@negascoot23]

That's a Cardgagian name if I ever heard one😁

[@arenjtumastens]

Just noticed, this was uploaded yesterday five years ago. And on the anniversary of the very first ever KZbin video.

[@PokestarRunner75]

"No Parson Jim! It can never be!"

[@KazyEXE]

This is one of the ones the Randomizer didn't pick often! I've only seen it about a dozen times (compared to the multiple dozens of the other emails). "Guess who made the cover of Stupid Coincidence Magazine?" is so good.

[@SUMCDM]

What! Back to school already? It's not even July!

[@Ovvkoz]

"You might-could sleep in one!" 1:42

[@sonicrulez6916]

I like how the beginning is a reference to the very first chapter of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

[@sweetypuss]

this is objectively false. this sbemail was originally released on june 27th, 2005. that would mean it predates SBCG4AP by several years.

[@jamiebrowne3841]

It makes me so happy to see that they are still making episodes for homestar runner.I watched them back in 2005.

[@chaddoesthings6298]

this isnt new

[@jamiebrowne3841]

@@chaddoesthings6298 Oh...I never remembered seeing this one before,but even if it isnt new I'm pretty sure they have made some new ones

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

@@jamiebrowne3841 they do make new ones every once in a while, right now they are uploading all the old ones to youtube as Flash Player will be discontinued next year

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

This is a truuly funny email

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

Whateva, baby. You can’t even approach the flava. Of my colognac. 😎

[@emmyekko]

"I say, lads, is that Cape Cod?" Man, it's great that the Chaps keep pumping out these before Flash inevitably dies for good. Here's hoping that all the other toons get this treatment.

[@avosmash2121]

"Parson Jim/Chezmerelda" are amazing names

[@FriendlyLocalGeek]

Dang, I can see why Brian from "brianretta" was into Strong Bad that one time... Such fashion, such passion, such sassin'!

[@Ryoko453]

'Watch in VR'...someone needs to try this...now.

[@That_Guy42]

Wait, where was that?

[@Ryoko453]

@@That_Guy42 it's under settings. I'm using the phone, so that should be th three dots on the upper right corner.

[@loganbangerter1917]

Hey guys! Guess who made the front cover of “uploading videos to HTML” magazine?

[@aawallace98]

say what you will but strong bads pose game is strong

[@RamanN00B]

I still say "back to school?! It's not even early July!" every summer

[@judgem0rt1s23]

Every time I watch these cartoons late in the evening and hear them use "parson" instead of "person", my tired brain reminds me that parson is another way of saying "vicar"...and then I daydream about the homestar characters dressing as Bloodborne characters for Halloween. Think about.... Strong Sad the First Vicar...

[@putridabomination]

Dear STRONG BAD!!! Dear MEGHAN!!!

[@terrortalks3037]

"Oh look, off the portboard stow!"😂

[@henryliebentritt4463]

2:17 Homestar Runner predicted Jim Parsons.

[@elizabethsullivan7021]

I'm _charming._

[@thecomfyshirt]

Who me? I’m charming. I’m CHARming! Oh what’s the time? I’m casually late! Letsa do lunch! Ah haha! I’ll pencil you in! Oh look at the time! I say lads, is that cape cod? We’re on a collision course with sultriness.

[@jeffwolcott7815]

Just 108 dollars? Strong Bad needs to find a better agent.

[@knuclear200x]

Hey, Homestar, I really like your "that one guy from Mad Mazagine" costume.

[@coenisgreat]

He’s got styles and styles of the e-mail mile....wait

[@eb2k445]

Petition to get either Homestar or Strongbad on a cover of MAD? I can see the brothers chaps make great guest editors for that issue.

[@negascoot23]

MAD magazine is still a thing?😮

[@ProfPepper58]

Love reliving my childhood with these uploads

[@JoshFreilich]

Dear *STRONG BAD*!!!

[@danielbrant6740]

Dear *JOSH!*

[@pikminfan6778]

@@danielbrant6740 Dear *DANIEL!!!!!!*

[@Bizarrotron3000]

Dear PIKMINFAN67!!!!

[@Abizaga]

Dear SPARKY!!!

[@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan]

Dear ABIZAGA!!!

[@Wiiguy1606]

I love the music during the modeling montage.

[@vinnievin86]

I need to know what happens between Parson Jim and Chezmerelda! I can't take this cliffhanger!

[@skelkankaos]

"I'm charMING~ I'm CHARming~"

[@toonmaster7806]

Strong bad should be in a ytp video.

[@pikminfan6778]

We're on a collision course with sultriness!

[@isaiahdavis9486]

The just cranking these out before Flash dies.

[@fpspwny995]

Hopefully when they've done them all, we can get some sbemail #208 up in here.

[@christheleavittman7080]

I for one love it!

[@TheInkPitOx]

One problem is that at least several of them don't have all the Easter eggs and aren't in HD.

[@hamursh]

Well we all know Flash will de in 2020, but what day will it die? They're not being specific!

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@hamursh The end of next year

[@LamanKnight]

Umm... sorry to ask, but, "Dear Strong Bad, how do you karate chop people with boxing gloves?"

[@negascoot23]

To be honest, of all the feats of dexterity that we mere mortals require human hands to perform, yet SB can accomplish with boxing gloves at the ends of his arms...Karate chopping someone is probably the least impressive 🙂

[@animatrix1490]

DELETED

[@Ragnordragon]

"it's been 72 years"

[@FL4SHK]

"It's been 3,000 years"

[@whoawot1212]

Strong Bad is too cute!! A perfect model if I say so myself.

[@living_1daat]

That song has been stuck in my head for about a month.

[@ommnibox1917]

I also want to be on a collision course with sultryness!

[@ReaderAve]

“Oh look, off the Portboard-Stow.”

[@Zucca101]

Dear STRONG BAD!!!

[@MyDayAstonTheMuppetsFan]

Dear MEGHAN!!!

[@Family-chicken]

OMG SO THATS WHY I CALL PEOPLE “CHEZMERELDA”

[@russellgxy2905]

"I bet your husky body isn't worth 108 dollars." "No, but poachers have offered several thousand for my feet"

[@claywalton-hadlock4744]

"portboard stow" is permanently part of my vocabulary.

[@FlyingPenguin3000]

Someone could make a Strong Bad fancam out of the clips at 0:52 through 1:27

[@igor_kossov]

The best part is him not holding the pose when the picture gets taken. Like, randomly whipping out a tennis racket.

[@CommunityGuidelines]

Ahh, summer of 2005, when husky heads were all the rage. Now the kids are like, "Hey grandpa, nice husky head you've got there!" and something about hashbrowns metoo.

[@ItsMrSchnappi]

albukwaykway

[@RocketRoosterFilms]

ItsMrSchnappi a Fred on your Head icon? Awesome!

[@evilspoons]

I forgot how much Strong Bad dressed up during the photo shoot creeped me out.

[@MathewSwift]

This is a truuly great email!

[@Qthedude16]

does this mean that there was a price on Strong Bads head? A one hundred eight dollar price?

[@timwoods2852]

Buying new outfits to take _head_ shots, lol. $108 will buy you a few months worth of bacon, if all you buy is bacon! You might be able to live off of it for almost 6 months. Otherwise, that's _maybe_ a trip to the grocery store.

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Is it really karate chopping if your hand is a boxing glove

[@rinoz47]

Thats a 108 dang ones in two thousands four money!

[@jusyahgoobus0707]

It's been a minute since I watched a sbemail

[@PlagueRavenRX]

I would subscribe to Stupid Coincidence Magazine in a heartbeat.

[@applemask]

Umcharmun.

[@LchanOtakudom]

Uploads of SBemails ahoy!! Now I have a reason to smile at work! Thank you, Brothers Chaps!

[@Bururaian]

Oh, look at the time!

[@thecianinator]

"Oh look, off the portboard s-stow"

[@mythical_pizza]

"whatever baby, you can't even approach the flavor"

[@PooNinja]

Oh I thought he was going to make IRs of his awesome guitar tones 😈🎸 But this was fun

[@ChristianTeam2000]

Strong bad: I'm Charming

[@coenisgreat]

...those are not feet

[@silence2314]

"soolnds"

[@rimbod1366]

I had soolnds when I had really bad edema in response to heart failure. Ah, how we laughed. Seriously though, pretty gross, do not recommend.

[@jordammit]

Hey guys! Guess who made this week's cover of "Stupid Coincidence" Magazine!

[@autumnwilds89]

Strong Sad's belly slap sounded like those rubber balls in P.E. 😂

[@crusadergamer4995]

Love it

[@tothestars3958]

This one was from a friend of mine; true story!!

[@cpt_nordbart]

I put on my best mongol colognac for this?

[@smadaf]

The port-bird stow 😂

[@raymondluxuryacht86]

I would totally subscribe to Stupid Coincidence Magazine.

[@LeScarletSinger2]

I wonder where Meg Han TRUULY is right now?

[@MamboCat84]

Mah-harried to de Prince of Englandtown?

[@clumsiii]

casually late for the win every time

[@acidhelm]

MEG-HAN

[@kellylyons1038]

Meeghan

[@TheLazyEyebrow]

Off the portbird stow!

[@Knights_of_the_Nine]

These videos remind me of exactly where I got words like "Chezmerelda".