Strong Bad Email

[@Netbug009]

This was my email. 6 years later it's still the best internet media related thing to ever happen to me.

[@marcjoseph9448]

That was your e-mail? Lucky! :)

[@irisius7551]

An exotic lady from the far east! loved this episode, by the way.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you want to rub with hot oil?

[@Netbug009]

CaptainLumpyDog I've been pondering this important question for six years.

[@algebralianism]

+Netbug009 Congrats.

[@rosskerr1439]

The wiki doesn’t mention this, but this is the first time we’ve seen Coach Z glare at someone.

[@shaurmiath6719]

"This steak sandwich is Beverly Clearly my computer, Bathsheba."

[@anonymouscontributor1520]

Hey! Cardgage!! Do you wanna help me come out of e-tirement?

[@danielwg514]

I'm quite scared right now.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@AkkolexDProd SenorCardgage.exe is not responding

[@drmurphdurf4921]

Oh well a half 4 messages waiting for me isn’t bad

[@1secondarysmile]

Dear Strong Bad, (Strong Bad... strong bad..)

[@SeanSolomon11287]

This cereal is so cerealy “No cereal in bowl” Gotta love the subtle visual gags.

[@juliirubyx]

YO HOMESTAR

[@ohnostoltzman2496]

1:15 "This steak samwich is Beverly Clearly my complooter, Bathsheba."

[@T128Productions]

“Hey Cardgage! Do you wanna help me come outta E-tirement?”

[@dorourke105]

I don't think I've ever seen Coach Z with angry eyebrows before

[@jimmyjam2373]

i know you can see it in kick-a-ball cartoon

[@stomper1232]

jimmyjam he also had angry eyebrows in the Hygiene email but it was in a different style and he wasn't animated

[@captainjurgh8142]

Not gonna lie, that Gardening Weasel Scene scared the crap out of me. And made me laugh bloodily at the same time.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Captain Jurgh Yeah, getting whacked by a Garden Weasel sure is terrifying.

[@ImMewtwo]

“Bloodily” being the key word there. :P

[@RubUOutC]

Aaw, a weasel

[@TwoStageTrigger]

@@CaptainLumpyDog keep one next to my bed in case of burglary.

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

That’s a bit overkill, there, pal getting up to greet the burglars with cinnamon on your face should suffice

[@Foxpawed]

I started working at a home supply store. Every time someone buys a garden weasel, I think of the opening bit from this. "Awww, a weasel."

[@russellgxy2905]

Is this the only email where we actually saw the Compy 386 get shot? That was missing from 'Virus' IIRC

[@danrosalina]

All these years, having watched this email at least two dozen times, and I never realised that! Good catch.

[@maxcardun]

I wish more actual HREmails were actually done.

[@stevetyler2222]

It seems they made a dozen or so, but never put them on the website. I'm finding loads of them on KZbin

[@maxcardun]

Steve Tyler Those are called Fan Videos.

[@TSwany]

maxcardun No, there are a couple, you have to put “hremail[number]” in the url. I think 49 is one of them.

[@JamesR624]

@@TSwany Uh, no. Those are little clips from other videos someone reuploaded with those names to get false likes and views. Try either being less gullible and/or less obviously the same person, trying to drum up viewcounts.

[@hamursh]

And I wish that Homestar Runner's humor and jokes evolved and wrapped up but WE CAN'T GET *EVERYTHING* WE WANT!

[@mechalo5271]

*gets hit by a rake* Rake! *gets hit by a shovel* Shovel! *gets hit by a garden weasel* ...Aw, a Weasel.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Thanks Marzipan

[@1secondarysmile]

Always happy to help!

[@LazyCat010]

CENSORED

[@gunmunz]

Everyone knows the coolest explosions are the ones you don't look at as you strut away in slow motion.

[@dragnalus787]

2:30 O H C H I L D

[@nathanielsattler1382]

Underrated moment

[@keithklassen5320]

Things are gonna get cheesier...

[@antimattv]

Because of this, I said "Oh, child" for years. Gotta get back into that mess!

[@thomasfields5436]

Out of every Strong Bad Email, this one is hands down and without question, my favorite one of them all! It’s also one of my all time favorite Homestar Runner related things out there as well!

[@Dinofly4]

"And then my saag paneer Pop-Tart said-a, like... 'Ptoo.' " "Are you kiddin' me? I can't even warsh my hands with that mess!"

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

💧

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

Just a note that this is the first time Strong Bad's ever been creeped out by Senor Cardgage.

[@kabooki22]

What about the Garage Sale?

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

More like Gar-BAGE Sale!

[@DarthWill3]

It's good to see Coach Z's angry eyes!

[@TheInkPitOx]

I can't even wash my hands with that mess

[@knightofarkronia8652]

1:29 I don't know why, but this part cracks me up!

[@TheInkPitOx]

SenorCardgage.exe is not responding

[@sandraldlrs]

Lol😂😂😂

[@bennettcawley4630]

"A half-man/half-woman's champion... Do we have one of those?"

[@PlutoTheSecond]

Um, yes, I believe we do.

[@MinuteMemoirs]

I think we're all ignoring a significant question here: how does the Lappy have a USB port?

[@LchanOtakudom]

Krillin Sanchez Custom installed?

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

74C054R3843 Me too! BondiMac represent!

[@GabePuratekuta]

Yeah, USB had been around for as long as laptops

[@PantsYT]

How does the lappy have Wifi? It clearly has an Ethernet port, that has nothing coming out of it

[@101Volts]

It was imported. They just have Strong Badia Bs, normally.

[@dlgstacostand4479]

“This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my complooter, Bathsheba.”

[@DarkSignal...]

The rake was for Hremail 62 The shovel was for Hremail 2000 And the garden weasel was for Hremail 7 Sbemail 4 life.

[@starbutterfly9036]

This sbemail kinda makes me wonder what Strong Sad does in his spare time.

[@KairuHakubi]

I still feel bad for the Lappy.. she got done dirty. but she's kinda back now so it's okay.

[@BlueGhostofSeaside]

*Censored* BA-HA-HAA! "This cereal is so... Cereally..." xD

[@juliirubyx]

3:44 Coach Z lookin mad

[@juliirubyx]

goofy ahh lookin Coach

[@pikminfan6778]

The Steaky Steaky 6 Millennium Edition is a processing wonderhorse, capable of Sautéed Onions, Grilled Mushrooms and- Oh wait, this is just a steak sandwich, isn't it?

[@CoriantonHalladay]

Why do I think that a saag paneer pop tart would be delicious?

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Corianton Halladay Because it probably would! So long as it was packed to the gills with paneer. Also, it sounds a lot like cheese naan. Which is delicious.

[@zlinedavid]

I just witnessed Strong Sad doing an impression of Jim Cornette....and I haven't even dropped acid.

[@pikminfan6778]

*Gets hit with a rake* Rake! *Gets hit with a shovel* Shovel! *Gets hit with a garden weasel* Aw, a weasel.

[@rosskerr1439]

AUGH!!!! I CAN’T TAKES IT NO MORE!!! SOMEBODY HAND ME A RAKE!!!

[@mindstormmaster]

You don't say? You say? Thanks for the great story, Strong Bad!

[@muke001]

If it's the morning, why is Strong Sad in a tuxedo? He would be the type to own a morning coat with tails for just this very occasion!

[@TheInkPitOx]

This steak sandwich is Beverly Clearly my comprooter, Bathsheeba.

[@Bobsheaux]

Strong Sad is Stunning and Brave (TM).

[@Evil_Angel_520]

SOMEBODY HAND ME A RAKE! SOMEBODY HAND ME A SHOVEL! SOMEBODY HAND ME A GARDEN WEASEL!

[@TheInkPitOx]

Aw, a weasel.

[@danielwg514]

Phew, thanks Marzipan!

[@critterloeakathekraniokid]

Always happy to help.

[@LchanOtakudom]

That beginning..! It never ceases to amuse me!

[@TheInkPitOx]

Another day with you, Strong Bad, is like eight dog weeks in cat years.

[@Blackiecomics]

Uh, are you sure you're not Senor Cardgage's computer?

[@TheInkPitOx]

Um...no...This steak sandwich is Beverly Clearly my comprooter, Bathsheeba.

[@ErgortanguperPolice]

Keith Pixton 8, not 4.

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@ErgortanguperPolice right

[@SpitShineT0mmy]

3:58 But... Bubs didn't use a double barrel. He used a pump-action shotgun.

[@circleas7192]

Shinebox 3:58

[@otaku34]

SOMEBODY HAND ME A RAKE

[@oldmanpikachu8001]

Devilfruituser 28 SOMEBODY HAND ME A SHOVEL

[@otaku34]

Gamerboy Misty SHOVEL!!!

[@novacommander4297]

Devilfruituser 28 SOMEBODY HAND ME A GARDEN WEASEL!

[@hypernebula8711]

aww. a weasel

[@novacommander4297]

Phew! Thanks, Marzipan.

[@joeywomer]

This is the only time I ever saw Coach Z mad at something

[@connordripps1480]

"Agh I can't take it no more! Somebody hand me a rake! *Hits Homestar with the rake* rake! Somebody hand me a shovel! *Hits Homestar with the shovel* Shovel! Somebody hand me a garden weasel! *Hits Homestar with the garden weasel* Ah a weasel Whew. Thanks Marzipan. Always happy to help"

[@jonahfalcon1970]

Incidentally, you can see the wounds Homestar gets if you remove the pixellation on Flash (or you could have).

[@eefthebeef3047]

3:58 That's not Homestar's leg!

[@jeremykrane4855]

PONK! BONK! Bubs VS Scout.

[@TheChromePerson]

I can't wait till' Strong Bad tells me about THAT one!

[@TwoStageTrigger]

"Cuz I've made plenty of those!" I always laugh at that part.

[@jonahfalcon1970]

I just noticed Coach Z uses "Port Plus".

[@clanofclams2720]

"waimt"

[@toyfreddy5326]

0:26 finally it's Censored

[@TheInkPitOx]

I wish they'd gone further with Hremails.

[@memerboi69.0]

we finally saw the compy's death edit: for clarification, the original death in virus, not the true death in retirement

[@TheInkPitOx]

I just realized that the echo is because there aren't any emails.

[@srfreeman4287]

Am I the only one who feels bad for Homestar in the beginning?

[@champagne.future5248]

Yes.

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

Hmmm... How would I check emails on a sandwich, let alone without wanting to eat it?

[@bdo7765]

Boy, that last joke didn't age very well, haha.

[@christinareyes5729]

I Love Strong Bad Cause He Makes Me Laugh so

[@darkozubcic8863]

Never mind, this is just a steak scanwich, isn't it?

[@studio7389]

What’s funny is that Strong Sad’s bet was only one email off.

[@jekblom123]

but we didnt see bubs shoot strongbads second computer.

[@ProteinBlob]

jekblom123 It was implied in the sbeamail Virus.

[@TheInkPitOx]

I can't believe it's been nine years already.

[@changvasejarik62]

0:16 through 0:31 one of best things I've seen in sbmails

[@Bururaian]

D O O J

[@captaintaco2345]

Ponk.

[@Silvanfan]

OMG coach z starting to wash himself was hilarious!

[@legion999]

@Shanemagi It wasn't just that one email, it turned out Homestar had been deceiving Strong Bad for a long time. Plus, the shovel and rake didn't do any visible damage, they were definitely in order. I admit the weasel was maybe a bit overkill

[@JLBflix]

I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE!!! SOMEBODY HAND ME A RAKE!!

[@pikminfan6778]

JLBflix Rake!

[@anonymouscontributor1520]

SOMEBODY HAND ME A SHOVEL!!

[@pikminfan6778]

Bubba Plays Shovel!

[@anonymouscontributor1520]

Pikminfan67 SOMEBODY HAND ME A GARDEN WEASEL!

[@pikminfan6778]

Bubba Plays Aww... a weasel.

[@silentplaystation1855]

and suddenly there's blood

[@alextoolstudio]

R.I.P paper

[@pizzadeliverydude]

please dont view the scene at 0:26 in a decompiled version of the swf

[@chocolatechipcookie3324]

Why

[@jayblade3848]

( house explodes) " so popular lately " lol

[@applemask]

And that, Gordon Tiecollarondemous, is why I decided to KEEP calling you Gordon Tiecollarondemous....

[@masonasaro2118]

I JUST got that sailor moon reference

[@jonahfalcon1970]

Señor Cardgage isn't cool anymore, IS HE Strong Bad?

[@TheInkPitOx]

2009? I remember it like yesterday.

[@kefkaZZZ]

Does anyone know if Gardenboy is in MUGEN?

[@tinxieyeah]

0:26 i wish that part is uncensored

[@damon2636]

4:25 Top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@mr.monotone1908]

Goodbye Lappy... You will be missed

[@TheInkPitOx]

We got the Lappier

[@1andonlyzara]

WHAT kind of pop tart did Strong Sad have?

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

Saag paneer.

[@nthgth]

Org-ethnic

[@TheInkPitOx]

That quote sounds like something from Homsar, not Senor Cardgage.

[@TheInkPitOx]

1:24 childhood in the diskette box

[@marissavaneck1358]

Was...was that a Sailor Moon reference? "Kelly-Usa?"

[@Cherry_May0]

damn i kinda what to see what happend to homestar tho .....

[@legion999]

@Shanemagi Hey, he stole his email thunder right? He deserved retribution

[@TheInkPitOx]

1:29 SenorCardgage.exe is not responding

[@WillRennar]

That's a great idea, Lappy. Goodbye. (click) Dooj. ****KA-**_DOOOOOOOOOOOJ!!!_****** (So popular lately...)

[@EEMMOsGaming]

***** oooooor! aaaaaah! XD

[@EEMMOsGaming]

PUNK!

[@EEMMOsGaming]

+releasethebeast12 don't call it comeback.

[@EEMMOsGaming]

+releasethebeast12 don't call it comeback

[@EEMMOsGaming]

+releasethebeast12 ugh

[@ebyam93]

@jimmyandroid24 TBC are in the process of making a new sbemail

[@sotosbros]

Hey, connor mertens, do you hear earthquakes?

[@TheChromePerson]

4:30 Lappy's ghost...

[@nastynate4916]

No, this steak sandwich is Beverly clearly my compuler bath Sheba

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

I'm surprised no one has made a Botchamania ending out of this Sbemail 2:59-3:28: actually cool pyro 3:38-3:47: the AEW revolution 2021 Pyro fail

[@bluelink9]

@Applemask AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE THIS NO MORE! SOME HAND ME A RAKE! *hits him with a rake*

[@otaku34]

RAKE

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@otaku34 Somebody hand me a shovel!

[@otaku34]

@@TheInkPitOx SHOVEL

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@otaku34 Give me a garden weasel!

[@otaku34]

@@TheInkPitOx ah, a weasel

[@TheInkPitOx]

Back Pape A sports player signed a contract worth a bunch of money. "

[@ebyam93]

@jimmyandroid24 Although I have no idea if this is thier official comeback or if it's a one time thing

[@Aluze]

The spit shower is better if you don;t think about it too much

[@amazingawesomeghost342]

1:33: I’m quite scared right now… 😰

[@TiberianFiend]

486's didn't have USB!

[@jimmyandroid24]

anybody know what happened to homestarrunnerdotcom?

[@TheInkPitOx]

Strong Bad things USA is a place in Japan