Strong Bad Email

[@ravenkliff]

Quite oddly wholesome that Strongbad is willing to admit that he digs Homestar's little jam.

[@ShuckleShellAnemia]

And immediately cheers him up with it after a breakup

[@Brian_AS]

He recognizes a number one jam when he hears it.

[@nthgth]

Thus is his respect for coolness itself. Same as when he had a sleepover with the King of Town. It's inspirational, really.

[@HeyItIsMichal]

Me too.

[@redheartstudios8973]

Strong Bad sometimes having to remind himself that he and Homestar aren't friends is my mostmake

[@nv6120]

I love when Homestar and Strong Bad have those rare buddy moments

[@Qtoyghs]

I came for the Tenerence Love, but stay for the herly berly on gerly werly.

[@manoftruth0935]

Shakespeare’d!

[@KatloverrFohDahWinandStuff]

"Now you're sporkin' MY language!" "GET OUT!" There is not even an instant of hesitation in SB's response, almost like he expected Coach Z to be summoned from the locker room by his mangling of words.

[@Thomperfan]

I think he did.

[@negascoot23]

_The Homeless Romantic_ sounds like an album of love songs by Senor Cardgage.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Don' worry, Protelzo, I just brought you some red roses for your babies. Those like those, right?

[@untitleddocument5231]

the amount of money i'd pay to NOT hear that is unreal

[@mgradiant]

Also, I got you some chocolate covered steno notepads for your viewing enpleasure.

[@AvianSavara]

This (morning) is probably the closest Strong Bad and Homestar ever got to having a moment together.

[@sentrysapper45]

One might even call it a-mo-a-mo-a-mo-mo-meeeent!

[@duke_hugo]

Only other time I can think of is in 79 seconds left when Strong Bad asks for the knee water

[@negascoot23]

It helps to remember that Homestar has absolutely no idea that he and Strong Bad are enemies. He seems to have no concept of the feelings of the people around him. He's incapable of empathy or emotional perception. He just kinda presumes everyone likes him. It isn't vanity or selfishness...more like a form of autism.

[@bonkd3574]

They did get along a bit when Homestar updated the website I think

[@bonkd3574]

@@negascoot23 that makes me scared no one actually likes him-

[@Davethe3rd]

Let's face it: We're all here for Tenerance Love...

[@clearlypellucid]

No I'm here for "absotively blunderous."

[@alexanderbraddock6543]

Remainder2

[@UltimateThanos]

I'm here for that *and* Dr. Marvin Rubdown.

[@emmarose4234]

I’m actually here for Meredithian and Kimberlian. ...and Grandma’s Apple Cinnamon Spice.

[@squallsrapture]

you misspelled "this mo'nin"

[@UltimateThanos]

Dr. Marvin Rubdown is one of Strong Bad's most inspired alternate personas.

[@TomboTime]

that awkward moment when Homestar has dated the only girl in town, thus has more relationship experience then Strong Bad.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

TomboTime But it's really BAD experience.

[@YukonHexsun]

To be fair, he did have lappy. Probably healthier too, besides the fact that he killed her. So I guess there's that.

[@kraevorn7483]

CaptainLumpyDog Why are they dating?

[@ThePeterVannShow]

I hate that your right.....

[@negascoot23]

@@kraevorn7483 Only Female Character + Title Character = Dating.

[@scalemodlgiant]

just a little bit overweight now welcome girl to SWEATY TOWN

[@Rearmostbean]

@2:29 This is cracking me up so hard 🤣

[@TheInkPitOx]

It could be five pounds, ten pounds

[@Tayne195]

@@TheInkPitOx twenty pounds!

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security, you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long--

[@terrywest111]

Nothing beats the combination of Strong Bad and Homestar for laughs in the morning. I mean... in the mornin', in the mornin', in the morni morni mo mornin'!

[@joeywomer]

That littls song was kinda cool.

[@TheZombiePimpernel]

I've always loved how angry Homestar looks about the concept of soy milk.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

TheZombiePimpernel Considering it makes me violently ill, soy milk makes me pretty damned pissed off, too. Also, milk is delicious. Even if it gives me a case of the milk-farts. I just can't win.

[@Bizarrotron3000]

CaptainLumpyDog soy milk is nasty! I don’t understand how people like it.

[@redstuntdouble9379]

CaptainLumpyDog tmi

[@kinker31]

To be fair, *who wouldn't?*

[@timwoods2852]

I've tried every "milk alternative" out there. They're all nasty, disappointing, watered down, or some combination thereof. Unless it came out of a mammal, I don't want it! (Coconut milk is not milk, it's just fruit juice, really good fruit juice.)

[@jasonazucena9035]

Are we even dati- _ARE we even da-_ *A R E we even-* noshebrokeupwithmethismorning.

[@GmNdWtchr96]

Crazed Soldier This morning?

[@jasonazucena9035]

GameAndWatcher96 oh! I mean ♪ _A-this mo-nin'!_ _A-this mo-nin'!_ ♪ ♪ _A-this mo-remo-remo-remo-remo-nin'!_ ♪

[@Marie-qv6on]

^again

[@hamursh]

I'm surprised that Marzipan would still end up dating and breaking up. Why don't they just admit that they were never meant for each other?!

[@Astrodude55]

Tenerence Love is the best part of this e-mail

[@J10400]

Remainder 3.

[@UltimateThanos]

I'd say Dr. Marvin Rubdown is a close contender.

[@Thickolas]

Repeating!

[@1upBoy64]

A-this mo'nin'! This mo'nin'! A-this mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!

[@walterraschenbach4068]

To this day, I still sing that song once in a while.

[@nthgth]

@@walterraschenbach4068 same

[@mikebliss3153]

It's the strangest reference to Mos Def I've ever come across.

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

The Homeless Romantic Poems from the Bush and alarming recipes for Brunswick stew by Senor Cardgage

[@CoriantonHalladay]

"Combustortions, Mandeleanor. I've caked you this bake." *Hands Strong Bad a dead possum*

[@Trismegustis]

Rest in peace, SkyMall.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Lily Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing. Loved me some SkyMall.

[@SailorMaxie]

A magazine of wonderfully useless crap you could pick up on a Delta flight. I couldn’t ask for more.

[@TheInkPitOx]

I know nothing

[@bsidwell]

i just noticed that homestar's grocery list actually does say "amazing thing" -- as far as i can tell reading backwards, anyway.

[@Durrpadil]

"SHAKESPEARED!" Oh the places you'll go...

[@XenoBeastNick]

I'd like to "Shakespeare" my old English teacher

[@TheInkPitOx]

I only just got the pun. How I didn't after all these years?

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

I come back to this video every so often, to hear S W E A T Y T O W N

[@austinfisher7313]

'Tis ne'er e'er o'er m'lo'er o' clo'er NOW YER SPORKIN MY LANGUAGE

[@joeywomer]

GET OUT!

[@Ovvkoz]

3:38 My sister and I will still add "amazing thing, amazing thing..." to grocery lists when the opportunity arises.

[@Abracamoron]

That one small TGS moment was the best part of this whole sbemail

[@ChristianFrates1997]

Shakespeare'd!

[@CoriantonHalladay]

I HERLY BERLY ON GERLY WERLY!!!

[@DJMouthwash]

Ah dis-moe-nin. Ah dis-moe-nin. Ah-dis-mo-mo-mo-ah-dis-moe-nin.

[@cosmic9511]

petition to start using this instead of those "send this to your crush with no context" videos

[@KatchRocketman]

Some of the best poetry I'll ever knoetry.

[@negascoot23]

You mean: _Sm'e o' thb'est po'ry I'll e'er kno'ry_

[@licoricestyk]

I ERLY WERLY ON GERLY WERLY!

[@TheInkPitOx]

SHAKESPEARED!

[@jasonazucena9035]

Luigi16 I'th hath a cruth on ethry boyth.

[@evrbody]

And asked me if I needed a ride.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Are you a member of the Erf Band? @@evrbody

[@kimifw58]

What does that even mean?

[@gokaury]

"Everybody knows I'm the only one around here with any real no arms on experience with the lady-makes." I really like the (sometimes) easily missed self referential humor the Homestar universe employs.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Self-referential humor is one of my favorites.

[@Stahlgewitter]

This was one of the best episodes ever. I still can't decide if I'm sad that they stopped or if it's better that they did. Ahhh nostalgia... At least now I can share all this with my kids. My girlfriend-then-wife never; seemed to get it ... should've known then...

[@CapriciousChill]

the sweaty overweight jam sounds like a proto-"we ain't ever getting older"

[@comet-ribbon]

I HERLY BERLY ON GERLY WERLY!!!

[@Seestaar]

Robert Jindra SHAKESPEARE'D!!!!

[@Ovvkoz]

Timeless advice to hear this morning.. I mean a-this morning! this mornin! this mor- this mor- a-this mornin'!

[@superiorone2061]

Thank you, Strong Bad, for the good advise about love poems. Now I'm ready to write my own with some self-confidence!

[@Alex_K221]

Superior One So it’s been 3 years. How did you do?

[@timwoods2852]

My personal favorite is, "Upon your feet, you have ten toes. They each look like POTATOES."

[@nmatefilms]

Im a simple man. I see Tenerance Love, I click the video.

[@Gafgarion82]

I swear that song closer by chainsmokers ripped that song off

[@isaiahalybridgham3228]

I couldn't believe how similar it was... Holy Crap..

[@mude_13]

Gafgarion82 I am curios about what you're taking about

[@isaiahalybridgham3228]

Just listen to the song "Closer" by the band Chainsmokers. It has a very very similar tune to the 'R&B song' in this toon.

[@Foxpawed]

The Brothers Chaps have been repeatedly shown to see the future.

[@masterofgaburincho]

... No it kinda sounds similiar to that one part in "Video Killed the Radio Star"..

[@Ryotaiku]

I love that Homestar's turtleneck still has a star on it

[@ElizabethShouts]

Am I the only one that thought the "your hair flows like fresh cotton linens, hung out to dry on the deck" was actually a good line? c:

[@NathanDarkson984]

To be honest, I'd listen to Tenerence Love's sweaty overweight jam.

[@atomicagegamer3693]

I like how Homestar's body poofs out, at the sides, when he does his little jam.

[@jacobdagun3670]

Took me a long time to realize that the reason Homestar broke up with Marzipan that morning was probably because of that poem.

[@superbrownbrown]

"Now you're sporkin' my language!" "GET OUT!"

[@applemask]

As delivered: "GET OUT women love it when - "

[@jekblom123]

Strongbads tips in poetry are actually useful.

[@omdway]

This mo'nin' this mo'nin...mo-ni-mo-ni-mo Mo'nin XD

[@rosskerr1439]

“‘Tis ne’er e’er o’er, m’lo’er o’clo’er.” “Now yer sporkin’ MY language!” “GET OUT!”

[@CPTHAP]

Just a little bit overweight, now welcome girl to sweaty town~. That may be the single greatest line in the entire series of Homestar Runner.

[@evandavis7]

Anyone notice you can sing Sweaty Overweight Jam over the chorus of Closer by The Chainsmokers?

[@Popebug]

That's because their music is as simple and basic as the little keyboard jingles the Brothers Chap made up in two minutes.

[@meatballphilosopher5734]

BugPope Woah, fren.

[@noblepuzzler1536]

Literally grew up on these

[@authenticlimeflavor432]

It’s ironic that the nose candle is the only one that doesn’t smell

[@TheInkPitOx]

That made me laugh hard!

[@NFITC1]

"I herly-berly on gerly-werly!" Gets me every time. XD

[@thunderzizi]

i find the lil squish dance homestar does Adorable™

[@thunderzizi]

rewatching and: "And when that gets you slapped and escorted from her building by security, you can always buy a fourteen-pound bag of extra-long-" extra long WHAT strong bad

[@timwoods2852]

Why is adorable trademarked?

[@thunderzizi]

@@timwoods2852for funny

[@timwoods2852]

@@thunderzizi Ah, lol.

[@Cellinator]

“Everybody knows I’m the only one around here with any real *no-arms-on experience* with the ladymakes!”

[@scrunklydotcom]

Now ur sporking my language!

[@mysticalsoda1265]

Jacinta Armstrong *GET OUT!!!*

[@suicidalsenpai1717]

"shakespear'd" is now engraved in my vocabulary

[@MrPaull0324]

I like how Homestar and Strong Bad sing that little song together at 4:01. It really shows that despite their rivalry, they do have something of a friendship.

[@joboy77]

I sometimes refer to myself as "The Rub Doctor"

[@zackozga2411]

Strong Bad taught me what an elision was in this email before school did.

[@artistikvip]

its been over a decade and people still tell me to stop calling them Mary-Ann thanks, Strong Bad.

[@tyrant-den884]

I need more Tenerence Love in my life.

[@SailorMaxie]

2:15 You're welcome. (Also, rest in peace SkyMall. You made all those Delta flights infinitely more interesting)

[@TheWhatisthiseven]

"This is Tenerence Love, with the sweaty overweight jam." Oh... It's god like. Also, green tongue. Just sayin'

[@tinkred9]

i love strong bad, this video is AWESOMENESS

[@feenievonkarma7516]

To all those who keep saying they were kids when this was out: SHAKESPEAR'D! I was friggin 18, stop it.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Feenie Von Karma I was 23. I win. ;P

[@orangepineapplephoto]

Is this a competition? Well, I was 29. Boom!

[@phillipkarcher2281]

I was 10

[@j.nicolosi6647]

May 26, 2008: I was about to turn 18. I still think I was a kid then though 😅

[@patbak235]

i was 412 dipass fuck off

[@ephraimcullen]

This morning! This morning! This mo-we-mo-we-mo morning!

[@ImpendingJoker]

To this day, I yell, "SHEAKSPEARED!" when something doesn't go the way I think is should.

[@Mimiiii_VEV0]

Thanks strong bad ! Now I can write a poem to my crush XD

[@gcaprice406]

I wish my 3 year old good mo-ne-mo-ne-mo-morning every morning lol

[@jacksonchan6822]

one of my favorite SBemails

[@Kazuo1G]

I can do you one better to add to that! :D "So, cover and sever the lever forever for Trevor." becomes: "So, co'er and se'er th'le'er fore'er for Tre'or." :P

[@Launchpad05]

A-This-Mo-Ning, A-This-Mo-Ning, A-Thie Mo-Re-Mo-Re-Mo-Mo-Ning!

[@TheOutsiderStudios]

That guy makes thing of a bald Dr. Robotnic.

[@earthjango]

Now you're sporken in my language! Oh I love you Coach Z.

[@dylaninpieces2]

M - Milk A - Apple R - Raisins Z - Zebras I - Inchilladas P - Pass A - Air N - Nouns EDIT: Why are you still reading this comment in the year 2023? Don't you have other stuff to do?

[@TheInkPitOx]

Z could be zuchinni.

[@8ball_wizard]

P could be pickles

[@dylaninpieces2]

M - Milk A - Apples R - Raisins (203) Z - Zuchinni (Pass) I - Inchilladas P - Pickles A - Apples (again) N - No (more food)

[@TheInkPitOx]

+Dylaninpieces2 VGCP UTTP (Dilly Mackey) A can also be artichokes

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

M - Memes A - Autistic R - Rational Behavior Z - zzzzZZzzzz I - Irrational Behavior P - Poopie Juice A - Aspergus N - Nimrod

[@RossCourtright]

Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing.

[@JarrettJames-r6i]

Okay hear me out: the Chainsmokers totally lifted this beat for “Closer.” Listen to that song, then come back and listen to this and try telling me I’m wrong.

[@benjaminfeld6388]

You know, one can't help but wonder why Marzipan keeps coming back. The Homestar.

[@mysticalsoda1265]

Strong Bad: Homestar, are you and Marzipan even dating right now? Homestar: Awe we even dating wight no- Awe we even date- *AWE* we even dating- No, she bwoke up with me again this mowning... Strong Bad: This morning? Homestar: Oh, I meant 🎵A-dis monin, a-dis monin!🎵 HR & SB: 🎵Dis mo-way-mo-way-mo monin!🎵

[@janaki3829]

2:09 Strong bad predicted Closer by the Chainsmokers

[@Danganronpa2024]

So what you're saying is... If Homestar isn't dating Marzipan, Strong Bad will chill with him... PERFECT!😂👍

[@wilberforce95]

'tis ne'er o'er, m'lo'er o' clo'er

[@TheInkPitOx]

Now you're sporkin' my language!

[@mattcrowley8993]

The Ink Pit Ox GET OUT! (Year old comment getting a reply)

[@Abelhawk]

A-this mo’nin’! This mo’nin’! This mo’-remo’-remo’-mo’nin’!

[@omasumi]

not enough people are talking about the line "buy a fourteen pound bag of extra long-". definitely one of the cruder jokes hidden on the website.

[@psychbomb361]

remainder 3 repeatiiiiiiinnnnggg

[@scarlettadrienne2001]

this is a child hood memory

[@Christofaaah]

Fact: The intro song for this email is where Rihanna got her idea for Bitch Betta Have My Money

[@Kemonokami]

Chris Chivington Seriously?

[@dazozl26]

+MadnessBomber it cant be reversed since this series has been going on for over a decade and this episode is over half a decade old

[@Elephantintheroom01]

The sweaty singer guy is one of their underused ideas.

[@vanessahanson9491]

I HEERLY BEERLY ON GIRLY WEERLY!🤣😂😂🤣😁😀😁😀

[@EmperorEthan]

Tried to click on Easter Eggs...

[@gupdoo3]

I thought I was the only one!

[@8ball_wizard]

>ye can't get ye flask

[@OdaSwifteye]

Ethan Kirl Old habits die hard.

[@TheInkPitOx]

They rebuilt the site

[@erin832001]

I still think of Homestar's little song when I hear the phrase, "This morning".

[@PickleJello]

Homestar Runner did the whom'st'd've meme years earlier. Just like they were ahead on doge.

[@nthgth]

There's a meme of multi-contractions? I remember "I'm've" from Viklas like it was yesterday

[@FailureFaction]

Now you're sporkin' my language!

[@ChristianFrates1997]

Get out!

[@nasaandjpllover]

3:59 Strong Bad: “this morning?” Homestar Runner: “oh, i mean this morning,” Homestar Runner & Strong Bad: “this morning, this mor-ni mor-ni mor-“

[@pikminfan6778]

M is for milk. The real kind, not soy. A is for not organic apples. Pesticides ahoy. R is for raisins. They give me bad gas. Z is too hard, so for this one, I’ll pass. I is for inchiladas.

[@mattcrowley8993]

Pikminfan67 That’s NOT a love poem, it’s a grocery list! (Just paraphrasing)

[@Poyostar]

No, here is My Grocery List: Amazing Thing, Amazing Thing, Amazing Thing, Amazing Thing!

[@themanwiththeplan]

@@Poyostar Woah, were've you been shopping at?

[@pokemonmanic3595]

Some Tree Sky mall

[@Poyostar]

Homestar, are You and Marzipan even Dating Right now?

[@pokemonmanic3595]

CZ: Now your sporken my language! SB: Get out!

[@applemask]

GET OUT the women love it when you talk all Elizabethan...

[@Bismuth83X]

I HERLY BERLY ON GERLY WERLY!

[@TheInkPitOx]

SHAKESPEARED!

[@parasiteprincess3923]

This phrase enters my brain at random all the time for some reason lol

[@Purplepancake_8613]

Shakespeared got me crying on the floor

[@mooparr]

It's snowing on Mount Fuji.

[@thejanitormafia]

"Did you know that writing love poems is as easy as telling a girl she's hot using the fance-pantsiest words you can think of!"

[@ty16080]

A-this monin, a- this monin, a-this mo-we-mo-we-mo monin!

[@chrismercer96]

I find myself singing the sweaty, overweight jam randomly to this day.

[@memelordmarcus]

*S H A K E S P E A R E D*