Standing Still Crashes Paper Mario

[@jerri1918]

In the very beginning of our universe, there was nothing. This proved to be too much for Paper Mario, who promptly crashed.

[@Mechagodzilla128]

The big bang was created by a paper Mario game in the center of the universe crashing.

[@lemiru]

To be honest my brain has problems with processing anything related to absolute nothingness

[@isabellegrimes8775]

The big bang was just the allocated space for particles overflowing.

[@sebastienmonette6659]

@@Mechagodzilla128 Goompa made the Nintendo 64 explode

[@cheke_hs]

Which*

[@mr.mermit6189]

Standing still crashes Paper Mario. *But cooking a cake for 4.5 years is completely fine.*

[@bleisenberg]

Yes

[@jacobw1780]

*baking

[@unogamer7282]

*Hitting the spring and doing anything, makes the game softlock*

[@hatsunemikuenjoyer6900]

*delicious ceik*

[@Mickeyink]

Still baking....

[@sendylie1774]

Luigi doing absolutely nothing => Wins Mario doing absolutely nothing => Crashes Paper Mario

[@geometricdominator]

*Paper Mario

[@gabrielc7861]

@@geometricdominator *Paper Mario

[@gretatincher5493]

@@gabrielc7861 *pApIeier maireo

[@had0j]

@@gabrielc7861 *Paper Mario

[@gabelee417]

@@had0j *Paper Mario

[@InfiniteJexulus]

That volcano room is like the nexus of reality or something, yeesh.

[@jacobhouser7672]

@Dmitry9000YT they really should do a patch update

[@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivy]

And all because of a single spring

[@spectralaria8648]

@@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivy *2 springs

[@mid-boss6461]

@@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivy The spring built in, the exact center of the universe! Give or take 50 feet.

[@oyungogdfrust4136]

@@jacobhouser7672 patch updates are impossible on the consoles GameCube and below because they are CDs/Cartridges, not online and updatable.

[@Dracomut]

Paper Mario is not unlike the first Pokemon games: it was held together with paperclips and hope

[@chimaeraarts]

And that hope is Glue

[@WhimsicottFanatic]

Hey now, barring the mentioned spring in this video, most crashes aren't exactly easy to pull off, as often you have to perform loading-zone storage [which requires several frame-perfect jumps] to skew your position in another room/warp when you shouldn't Gen1 Pokemon actually is a god damn mess because most bugs/terrible design choices you don't even have to try hard to find. Some examples: >Psychic being immune to Ghost instead of weak to it >Leech Seed and Toxic running off of the same exponential damage [ie if you had both on you, Toxic would do 1/16 your HP, LS would do 1/8, next turn Toxic would do 3/16, LS would do 1/4, etc.] >oh arceus the Special stat >>Side note, nice of Pokemon GO to have essentially brought that back, because there's only one Attack and one Defense stat, which makes Blissey an absolute monster

[@JacklynBurn]

@@WhimsicottFanatic In fairness, both Paper Mario and Pokemon Gen 1 are glitchy because they did the most they could with the space of their medium. As you said, most of the big Paper Mario crashes require a lot of work to do things in an unintentional way, and most of the worst crashes and softlocks in Pokemon are the same. The few bugs in normal gameplay hardly made the game unplayable, and even once realizing some of the mistakes in their code (hey, mistakes happen) it was well before the days of being able to patch shit, so it was just about fixing those problems for the next set of games. The devs put in a lot of hard work to get the games running, and I think they did a damn fine job with what they had.

[@magotthemaggot]

Hehe. Paperclips.

[@eddiemate]

Yeah, despite how messy Gen 1 is (I will agree that it is held together by sheer hope) it’s pretty stable all things considered. Even the MissingNo glitch, the most common glitch in the game, isn’t exactly something you’ll find just by playing unless you *really* wanted to see the old man catch something then felt like finding a Pokémon on Cinnabar Island

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Then: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing Now: Mario crashes the game by doing absolutely nothing

[@jaydentt]

r/technicallythetruth

[@blazerplays8008]

True. So luigi Is lucky

[@silviox8637]

Because Luigi is supposed to do nothing so if Mario does nothing paper Mario doesn't know what to do and eventually stops thinking.

[@tripleB60]

Paper Mario: Exists Stryder: I’m about to crash this man’s whole career

[@shepardpower]

Paper Mario: How much do you want me to crash, Stryder? Stryder: yes

[@zentrepicall]

tripleB36 don’t you mean Paper Mario: Exists Stryder:I’m about to crash this man’s whole game

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

crash

[@charlesprichard5235]

@@zentrepicall No he meant, Paper Mario: Exists The game will soft lock

[@MrSocrates_]

*T-stances to assert dominance

[@GEVids]

Stryder: *stands still* Paper Mario: Wait, that's illegal

[@kordami28]

FBI OPEN UP

[@fluffyeevee383]

Dats it. I'm callin' in the Military!!!

[@Leekodot15]

Paper Mario: I can't handle the police! (Proceeds to crash)

[@WASDRhombus]

Stryder: *does literally anything (or nothing) in paper mario* Paper Mario: And I took that personally.

[@BlazeRol777]

Luigi crashes Paper Mario by doing absolutely nothing

[@qwertyuiop-cy5en]

holy shiz

[@antkoos]

The next video

[@duffi5290]

Damn I was gonna say that but I'll give u a like since u did it 1st

[@sendylie1774]

Actually it's the opposite. Instead of crashing the game, he ended up winning the game.

[@cincoutmagus5508]

I was looking for this comment.

[@MeloettaMarmalade]

Paper Mario activates 「The World」using storage

[@efeefe713]

Yes... My favorite villains ability beaten by my favorite JoJo ability

[@zips2912]

Paper Mario Bites the Dusto

[@JoseLuiz-wc4iy]

-But how does this "Storage" works? Mario: "It just works"

[@YeetZmeN]

ZA WARUDO!

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

Ew

[@MrBizznessMan]

Here's a Challenge for you. Crash Paper Mario Before you even load a save file.

[@kyrette1666]

Arcane Corona Cartridge tilting does that very easily lol.

[@alexanderharrison7421]

Title screen storage

[@MrBizznessMan]

@@kyrette1666 can't tilt on an emulator

[@kyrette1666]

Arcane Corona You actually can by loading a save state of Paper Mario in a different game.

[@bsharpmajorscale]

That would be fun.

[@STICKGUYMB]

Nintendo won't make another paper Mario because doing so will crash paper mario

[@TaIathar]

They actually made 2 Paper Mario games after this one.

[@theobserver4214]

SelectorOfSouls what about Color Splash?

[@brace7807]

@@theobserver4214 Don't mention that cursed game, it is not a paper mario. It's a cheap ripoff that noone wanted. get that out of here.

[@heardofrvb]

And the crossover with Mario and Luigi?

[@anidiot7247]

Just another ghost that is classified as a mario and luigi game and not paper mario

[@WalYT]

"Not purchasing a copy of Paper Mario, crashes Paper Mario"

[@DoublemanFM]

This is theoretically possible with piracy or loaning the game from a friend.

[@dProp.34]

This is possible if you emulate it

[@nievillis]

Crushes*

[@tootsie_]

The listing for Paper Mario on an online store crashes Paper Mario

[@vappycat]

Developing Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario.

[@SJrad]

If only if you can play as Luigi. Then Luigi can crash by the game by doing nothing

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

But he already does.

[@brandongonzalez8898]

No, he beats it.

[@sapotheo4515]

Next on Stryder7x: "Not playing Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario"

[@imjustjoshin2859]

He did that like two years ago in his "How to Crash Paper Mario Anywhere, Anytime" video.

[@gameking1happy]

Being human causes Paper Mario to crash

[@rondelgarguilo6553]

4:32 "How long can you move within the stopped time, Colorado?"

[@WappleFan]

Not uploading for 4.5 years is perfectly acceptable

[@James-hx8ch]

Why not? It's perfectly fine to bake a cake for that long.

[@James-hx8ch]

@@HOTROD9002 Oops. Sorry.

[@henryg.8762]

Would like but 64 likes.

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

@@henryg.8762 You can like it now.

[@RamielEdits]

Standing still for 4.6 years completely crashes KZbin

[@mpg01]

**Sigh** Honesty, we've reached a point where simply breathing, existing, or even thinking about this game is enough to crash Paper Mario.

[@levithe2nd]

Sighing crashes paper mario

[@drakerose3789]

Unless on virtual consol or on an emulator

[@GatorOne-in7hk]

@@levithe2nd Blinking crashes Paper Mario

[@OrgusDin]

The frozen coins give me Pannenkoek flashbacks.

[@liamdell6319]

But first lets talk about parallel universes.

[@brace7807]

Let's crash paper mario, but to do that, we'll need to talk about parallel universes.

[@mynewaccount2361]

Yeah it looks just like coin cloning

[@IsabruhMoment]

Frozen Coin Jamboree

[@charKT-7461]

"250 coins in Bowser in the Fire Sea"

[@insertname3293]

Mario learns how to use *[THE WORLD]*

[@ChristopherMoom]

Does that mean every time Luigi does absolutely nothing, he crashes Paper Mario?

[@samuelworthy858]

Great comment

[@robbys5236]

The exact opposite happens. Luigi automatically wins the game.

[@Mernom]

Doesn't Luigi do absolutely nothing for the entirety of the game?

[@aryanpatel2924]

Marik Zilberman - More or less, but does he win?

[@Mernom]

The only reason paper Mario is crashing is that Luigi did absolutely nothing... To stop it.

[@ryanpalmer7443]

"if we play our cards right" *CARD RELATED CUTSCENE PLAYS*

[@jaydentt]

Bad pun

[@murphmariotwopointoh7714]

*COLOR SPLASH PLAYS*

[@monstermiku7473]

huh i think that was the joke

[@TheawesomeMCB]

Me: *sees the video title* Also me: “Isn’t that Luigi’s job?”

[@XaiEia]

No, Luigi's job is doing absolutely nothing

[@TheBreakingBenny]

@@XaiEia And winning by doing exactly nothing. If Luigi could crash the game by not doing anything, he very well would!

[@lankyboi2521]

Luigi doing absolutely nothing crashes paper mario

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

So by Luigi not doing anything in the game it crashes. Hmm, let me think where I saw Luigi in the game...

[@EVPointMaster]

Well Mario loses by doing absolutely nothing, so Mr. L wins by doing absolutely noting

[@finalshade8592]

Enemy hitbox: disabled Enemy, charging at Mario: Am I a joke to you?

[@Gobl_943]

Is there anything that DOESN'T crash Paper Mario at this point?

[@geotalemobile2157]

Uhh... I’m trying to think of something that can’t crash it...

[@pixerhp]

Minemaker2006 Mariodressedup ... but attempting to think of something that doesn’t crash paper mario crashes paper mario.

[@breloom657]

Suplexing your N64

[@devincetee5335]

Baking a cake for 4.5 years

[@Mswordx23]

Badge duplication

[@RaymuHakurei]

Mario: Oh? You're approaching me? Enemy: I can't crash the game without getting closer.

[@arctohru]

*_is that a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference?!_*

[@procyon6445]

@@arctohru can Alpharad beat you to death while only using a mudkip

[@arctohru]

@@procyon6445 I dunno, but i can extract Alphareds bones with a spoon

[@procyon6445]

@@arctohru c'mon give the man a break. He got nuked in Super Seducer 2 anyway.

[@arctohru]

@@procyon6445 *_huehUEHUE_*

[@cirqusboy]

Can't wait for "Blowing up the Nintendo 64 crashes paper mario"

[@HandmadeGoose97]

That's will be the one time it doesn't crash the game 😂

[@jamieyakimets839]

Daniel Staples Consdiering an OG GameBiy lived through a Gulf War explosion and still worked afterwards (just needed a new screen), it wouldn’t actually surprise me if an N64 still ran after being in an explosion...

[@bobbob1876]

it actually does crash it if the right parts get hit

[@benjamincortes9409]

"Tilting the cartridge crashes paper mario"

[@bsharpmajorscale]

Mario used his stand [BITS AND PIECES] to overcome the particle limit, and leap past it! I put way too much thought into this Stryder/JoJoke.

[@maryphillips8069]

Giorno's theme but it's "stry-der, *da da duh duh duh, duh duh duh*"

[@suedonnym]

Mario's very existence itself crashes Paper Mario

[@FirstnameLastname-sb3hj]

*69 likes* Nice.

[@FirstnameLastname-sb3hj]

Now weed just need 420 comments

[@obtusedan]

"Standing Still Crashes Paper Mario" Me: Of course it does

[@Colteor7761]

At this point I can probably crash paper mario. I dont own paper mario

[@CHO-zq2os]

Game crash storage

[@LordTyph]

not owning Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario.

[@gameguy0101]

we made it boys. literally standing still. we out here.

[@SuperStamps]

Waiting 6 hours to watch the video crashes Paper Mario.

[@Eaglefalls14]

Boy I got lucky I saw this during my lunch

[@theradiance256]

"From where you're YAHOO'ing, it must seem like a 24-Key Item run of bad luck." "Truth is... the game was crashed from the start."

[@SomeSentientCreature]

is that a fallout: new vegas joke i see?

[@CrystalC9]

Stryder7x existing crashes Paper Mario

[@reddodeado301]

This isn't a glitch. It's merely Paper Mario's Stand.

[@lanewikstrom3282]

Reddo Deado ZA WARUDO

[@ory3155]

*Glitch Mob* Suit-Utility Stand The stand takes the form of a glove. If the user touches anything with this glove, excluding gas, it will disfunction or even stop working entirely.

[@flippedmasterguardian]

This joke is killing me 🤣

[@CreeperDudeBro]

Becoming Luigi and doing nothing crashes Paper Mario.

[@justinhenley8700]

3:23 Arlo: "HA! Love the gag in that frame." I SCREAMED

[@dddevvonnn]

I find it impressive and admirable how this man can devote so much time to this game, way beyond what anyone could ever think

[@kukido]

I have been binging all your videos for the last few weeks, which prompted me to dust off my old paper mario cartridge and give it a go. The last time I played this I was barely old enough to read. I used to just watch my sister play and she would read the speech bubbles aloud for me. This has nothing to do with this video; I just wanted to thank you for sharing your hard work and dedication to a game that was undoubtedly a fond part of many people's childhoods.

[@555redkid]

Paper Mario 64: Oh yeah, well, bet you can’t find ANOTHER glitch in this game! Stryder7x: Hold my Paper Mario 64 Cartridge...

[@nicolascraftermc7725]

**Game crashes**

[@Zawmbbeh]

yea hold yaself

[@levithe2nd]

Holding the paper mario cartridge crashes paper mario

[@suitspider2284]

Mario obtains THE WORLD and stops time in paper Mario

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Next we need "Crashing Paper Mario beats the game."

[@dmas7749]

how would you prove that though?

[@TaoScribble]

If said crash somehow overwrote your save file as 'complete'... I mean, doesn't Sonic 06 have something like that?

[@dmas7749]

@@TaoScribble: that's very specific but not impossible i guess

[@devonm042690]

Find a way to hack the 'L' emblem from TTYD into Paper Mario 64, then perform the glitch displayed in the video while Mario has it equipped. Instead of crashing the game, it will warp Mario to the Epilogue state of Peach's Castle.

[@davinchristino]

More like, beating paper mario crashes paper mario

[@Sorday]

I like how chill and smooth your voice is. Really relaxes me when I’m stressed

[@Dominion_Hawks]

If you hit the mid level spring once and then comment here, it softlocks

[@Omnicrom]

Whoops.

[@cykakyasu8828]

And I oop-

[@purplepikmin1563]

boing

[@Robin280497]

2:05 "...if we play our cards right." *Shows card animation* Clever.

[@commercialchase8442]

Being Stryder7x crashes paper mario

[@goatmasterboi371]

I can't believe you're still able to make content out of a game that was released in 2001. You've earned my sub bud!

[@amogus2056]

I got here so fast the video didn't load "Being too fast breaks KZbin"

[@snakeorbreak6258]

Being too fast and breaking KZbin crashes Paper Mario.

[@pershingpower9397]

“If we play our cards right” That got a chuckle out of me

[@chespin_fan4441]

Reading this comment crashes Paper Mario.

[@LordHookie]

god damnit i didn't save

[@pikminaero2279]

F*** now I have to buy a new game

[@EithanPereira-bb9cw]

where are my savestates or any of my save files

[@dustinjr1993]

*pauses during marios thumbs up animation* Mario: ZA WARUDO

[@galaxier3543]

“Breathing crashes Paper Mario”

[@Metroyeti17]

Just want to say, I don't watch your videos and Im not subscribed to your channel, but the fact that it exists and you keep doing your thing video after video is one of the few guaranteed constants in my life and knowing you'll keep finding ways to soft lock Paper Mario fills me with a peace and joy that are hard to describe. Keep on doing you Stryder7x

[@Katmazter76]

My body crashed waiting for Stryder to upload

[@LEEHAMLOL]

hey dude, after recently playing my first Paper Mario game, PM64, I've binged almost all of your videos. Thank you for making such great content on this great game!

[@thegamerguy4103]

"this will activate the most powerful kind of storage" *sees everything frozen* me: za warudo?!

[@Cynthia-nw9hw]

If I remember correctly this exact freaking scenario used to be an inside joke for this channel, and yet here we are, humbled by Stryder's uncanny ability to fecking murder Paper Mario. Next up: Standing in the same room as a copy of Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario.

[@PressContinue]

My mom says Paper Mario crashes because I touch myself at night :(

[@BlooperTanooki]

Hold up real quick what?

[@Krackerlack]

nigga what

[@whey8028]

WhAT?

[@IsabruhMoment]

*Hold up*

[@purplepikmin1563]

excuse me WHAT

[@worldssmallestdestron7819]

what's next? "buying paper mario crashes Paper Mario!" "eating Fish Sticks Parmesan crashes Paper Mario!"

[@LunarBraixen]

*looks at title* What doesn't crash Paper Mario at this point?

[@andymadden8183]

"Not Crashing Paper Mario Crashes Paper Mario".

[@malcolm5965]

Baking a cake for 4.5 years

[@BigOlSmellyFlashlight]

omg your icon

[@coutilovecpp3717]

Mario crashes Paper Mario by doing absolutely nothing.

[@DDjivan]

Impressive but can you crash Paper Mario by breathing?

[@xhoc]

Yes

[@dustin202]

If on the cartridge Yes

[@FrothingFanboy]

If the cartridge is covered in dust and you accidentally inhale some, Paper Mario can crash YOU.

[@zentrepicall]

Stryder7x:challenge accepted

[@Ekraelum]

I can crash Paper Mario by existing.

[@Jedimastermitch]

Whoa an upload. The surprise from that is what really crashes paper mario

[@Daintii]

Paper Mario freezes time

[@davevonmaur4232]

mario uses his stand “The World”

[@2minuss]

Most powerful villain

[@t1glistenerelf]

ZA PAPU WARUDO!

[@whey8028]

iS ThAt a JoJO REFreNce?

[@guyfromfireemblemtheblazin3391]

ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMAIRE!

[@Baffan]

You made it. You were already an hero for ages, but you transcended everything once again with this. Congrats.

[@toxicityCA]

God, am i even able to BREATH, without paper mario crashing?

[@Lucatin]

Oh magic conch shell, what do we need to do to crash Paper Mario? "Nothing"

[@kazmakazii]

Paper Mario: * was bought at store, now in a car * Car: * crashes somehow when parked *

[@VenseyNess]

I like how I've been watching you for so long, and there are videos that I've found more interesting since, but still, to this day, whenever I see you pop up, I go "oh, it's the guy who says baking a cake for 4 and a half years is acceptable."

[@Amber7H]

breathing crashes paper mario

[@HurricaneBlade1]

Mario: ... Paper Mario's Programming: I have decided I want to die.

[@guywholikesorialot1246]

Next Video: Doing anything at all crashes Paper Mayro

[@lily__r]

i read "paper mayo"

[@UltraAryan10]

*pepper meyro

[@jusianke]

As always, amazing video Stryder.

[@andromedaphoenix]

Next video: Luigi crashes paper mario by doing absolutely nothing

[@satyman08]

Paper Mario 64: **exists** Stryder7x: So you have chosen, crash

[@Kike2205]

Time ago I used to think these videogames were impossible to bug... I was wrong

[@thesilent185]

Oh boi were you wrong, were you wrong...

[@Kike2205]

Oh yes, nobody thinks his childhood hás mistakes...

[@filippogarosi]

Love to see uploads from your channel still about this wonderful game

[@LatiosGigetto]

So Mario has got the power to summon The World. Heh, always knew that

[@samuelmitschele-dauenhauer2984]

I missed seeing you your uploads! Glad to see you're still finding new ways to crash one of my all time favorite games!

[@VinchVolt]

How long until we figure out how to crash Paper Mario by just booting it up?

[@204thSpartan]

Give Stryder about a month, he's almost there

[@oofley8346]

All he needs to figure out is how to transfer a fuckton of payloads between boots, and voilà; turning on Paper Mario crashes Paper Mario.

[@bruhboss3141]

Therapist: one foot mario isn't real, it can't hurt you one foot mario: 5:15

[@angeryroshea2254]

Making a joke about crashing paper Mario crashes paper mario

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

Stryder: * breathes * Paper Mario: You're on thin fucking ice.

[@AnUncreativeGuy]

“THE CRASH! STORE ALL!”

[@RaveNinja1401]

With the running gag/meme of "x crashes paper mario" we can attest Paper Mario is the greatest game held together by duct tape of all time lmao (or among the greatest seeing how Mario64 and Zelda ocarina are insanelly glitchy themselves too, except most of the glitchiness gives way to exploits and speedrun tricks instead of crashes)

[@SL-gz9gq]

Finally, the one we’ve all been waiting for.

[@Mr.Chewy3]

merlee: gives mario some more coins mario: ZA WURLDO

[@BlooperTanooki]

Paper Mario crashes so much it's Bandicoot... I know where the exit is, thanks.

[@stalliarus-randomness6285]

Walking out of the door crashes blooper

[@levithe2nd]

Laughing at this joke crashes you Me: WAIT YOU MEA- *crash*

[@teamplayz6354]

What's Next? Touching your controller crashes Paper Mario? Buying Paper Mario Crashes Paper Mario? Leaving the Paper Mario disk at the Store crashes Paper Mario? Buying a N64 Crashes Paper Mario? WHAT IS NEXT?

[@Briskeeen]

4:17 Mario: ZA WARUDO! TOKE WA TOMARE!

[@GINeric_]

Awesome, a new video :) It's crazy how after watching all your content I actually understand what your talking about now xD

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

Mario: *goes way out of bounds* N64 CPU: *gets a giant number that it can't understand* N64 CPU: What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?

[@maverickREAL]

Paper Mario uses his stand, [CRASH TEST DUMMY, ] to stop time by storing fragments of reality.

[@SSSpencer413]

Not playing the game crashes Paper Mario

[@connorandrews2874]

You have the best intro of any KZbin channel. Hands down.

[@marxjester9802]

Jesus, I think even playing the game normally will crash the game.

[@rjante2236]

About that..

[@abrahamdoucette]

attacking lava piranha with an egg bomb while having double dip equipped will crash the game

[@henryg.8762]

It can

[@rooka4]

It legit does, see the video "having a friendly conversation crashes paper mario"

[@onlyexisting]

3:47 look at this stormtrooper

[@bobbysauce1174]

Making bad “crashes paper mario” jokes crashes paper mario

[@a70274]

Stryder7x is like the best youtuber on this entire platform, not because of just content, but everything else