Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven: Christmas Edition - Studio C

[@samuelcotten9592]

"I whispered quietly 'IT'S HIM!!!!'"

[@sfwgmail]

Or I screamed it like a wild boar

[@samuelcotten9592]

+shu-fang wang Haha

[@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter]

Book: "Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire, Harry?", Dumbledore asked calmly... Movie: *_DID-YOU-PUT-YERR-NAME-IN-THA-GOBLET-OF-FIYAH-HARRRY!?_*

[@Rixxx1970]

@@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter not even related

[@snowinthesummertimed9269]

Elias Lowe that’s what I was thinking

[@shaneharrison6918]

So apparently Matt imagines he sounds like Jason.

[@samvidas9599]

+

[@sadespain2339]

😄😄 "Congratulations brother! You must be proud!"

[@tarrierevenant7938]

Don’t we all

[@paytonk2910]

500th like. Congrats 😀

[@legostarwarsfan1662]

He needs a Matt Damon voice changer.

[@CaryPohlhammer]

"Blitzen would be flying nevermore." I felt my heart shattering, but I also wanted to laugh.

[@jasonjeon4665]

Cary Pohlhammer "You can't break what's already broken" Matt Meese

[@autumnthereindeer4754]

I am happy that you care about my dad's Co-worker and Rudolph's father

[@lothlien2640]

Blitzen is Rudolph's father?????

[@sydney3643]

Omg same bro

[@linusjorger4638]

I read this just a second before hearing it😅

[@Banejbt]

Wish there was a Jason narrating my life.

[@jankermcjankersin21]

I'd have Stephen

[@lqnamoth]

I'd want a Mallory

[@lilydodge4586]

me too!

[@lucyloun]

Madstack I get Jeremy!!

[@dachanel2076]

I wish Matt and Jason would narrate my life!!

[@EnigmasExpeditions]

best poem ever "because coal is stupid" XD after that i couldnt stop laughing

[@jessholland2270]

Me too

[@sadespain2339]

XD

[@prof_longbow3231]

Lol today I had to recite stanza

[@EpicFuckingCoolGuy69420]

Sell it

[@blufox9000]

Except it's a studio C sort of thing

[@alliemarcel7749]

"Quoth the reindeer!" '.......' "Which I think is reindeer for, 'Ow, you shot me."

[@cavemantv5628]

Allie Marcel I love the fact that crowd was half laughing and mortified

[@daeganbennett6898]

Allie Marcel nevermore

[@gortmo]

I like how it's just so calm and just goes "Ow, you shot me."

[@stormyphillips251]

Blitzen will be flying Nevermore. XD

[@pageturner72]

Allie Marcel NEVERMOREEEE

[@LukeWarmStudios]

"Not only had he crushed my dreams", "He ruined the whole rhyming scheme"!

[@justapassingperson6546]

1k without any comments wtf

[@Warnerboyz31]

@@justapassingperson6546 actually there is your comment so 1

[@Warnerboyz31]

Wait 2 actually including mine

[@Warnerboyz31]

No 4 including this one and the previous 3

[@Warnerboyz31]

Sorry wrong calculations there was 3

[@noah-ph1vi]

2018 Toys r Us is gone... O yea Matt took the whole store

[@spaceweedceo820]

YeahYouKnowThatOneKidThatIsMe that’s so sad

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

saul klinghoffer if you all are interested, I still saw a couple Toys r Us store in Malaysia. Just went there for vacation weeks ago. It seems to be very busy.

[@spaceweedceo820]

Unfortunately I live in America 👍

[@ryan_69420]

No he took the entire industry

[@flamo3961]

Bro 🤣😂😭😢

[@luciaboros4019]

Well if Santa didn't give the kids coal the north pole wouldn't that've melted.

[@TheRealPunkachu]

This is quality humor right here.

[@reagan8888]

Woah

[@reagan8888]

This comment is SO underrated

[@INOBT100]

A thousand times LOL

[@needsolsahd4978]

Why? Coal is to make fires? heat. If they had used it there at the North Pole the ice nearby would melt

[@emmahansen6203]

I whispered quietly, "It's him!!!!" Or perhaps I screamed it like a wild boar.

[@hjohnson966]

"Blitzen would be flying ne'er more." and now a quick moment of silence in his loving memory... ok that's enough, back to laughing hysterically.

[@bthomas11190]

This is why i love these guys! They keep it clean and within reason while being original and creative. We need more improv/sketch shows that dont over do it or feel the need to bash every hot topic.

[@WammyCast]

"You're no longer on the nice list and this present you will soon miss... ...because coal is stupid!"

[@adams.2407]

He ruined the rhyme scheme!

[@Madi-xu3bj]

not only hAD HE CRUSHED MY DrEaMs, HE RUINED THe WHOLE RhYmInG sChEmE!

[@kaylamarie7972]

Step aside"Twas the Night Before Christmas" Studio C is taking Christmas poetry to the next level! Holy Snickerdoodles, you guys have a Merry Christmas!

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

I don't want to be the person correcting people, but the joke relies on the term never more, because that was a repeated line from The Raven.

[@daffodil-lamentations]

I love how Jason was narrating this one!

[@albertbriscoe4714]

"in fact it plugs into the floor" LOL

[@jordanbutler3446]

Albert Briscoe blitzen would fly no more

[@laurelcarroll5309]

This is so much funnier after actually reading the poem in English class...

[@emmaferguson4006]

Same! I read it this year😂

[@daliaaboelala91]

What's the original

[@stickman3208]

Listen to Vincent Price read it, then read this, priceless

[@_aiko020]

​@@daliaaboelala91this is an old comment lol but, it's The Raven by Edgar Allen poe

[@Madi-xu3bj]

@@_aiko020thank you!

[@Copilot17]

I absolutely love the Raven, so seeing this just brightened my day.

[@natalieelise29]

I know! My siblings and I watched it over and over after it came out!

[@sirnate9065]

Holy crap that Santa showing up behind the door scared me.

[@blitzballbrosleague6863]

Me To;

[@lizzy-gp4di]

LOL santas a stalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@azzydrawscrappily]

lizzy 280 yes Santa sort of sees us when we sleep and when we are awake if that doesn't sound like a stalker I don't know what dose

[@lauramckinnon3543]

quoth the reindeer "aaaauuuuoooaaaouuuuoggggghhhh!!!!!!"

[@patrickmcdonald5083]

Which I think is reindeer for: "Ow, you shot me." :D

[@modalmusician8184]

That escalated quickly...

[@davidjeong9885]

Coal is not stupid. It fuels the fireplace and keeps the family warm

[@minecraftgamer6906]

Yechan Jeong yeah but there fireplace is electric and he said it plugs into the floor

[@davidjeong9885]

Yeh you're right about that. However, I was referring to the old days, when fire and heat was vital in winter in many areas.

[@minecraftgamer6906]

Yechan Jeong oh ok

[@hannahp3070]

And If someone is being annoying you can chuck it at them! xD

[@mermaidenkristen7236]

yah, but it is kinda a stupid gift.

[@TheaterRaven]

Edgar Allan Poe is one of my favorite authors and this was absolutely amazing! If you made a picture book of this, I would buy it and read it every year to my future children.

[@shashwottripathy3469]

You guys should do a sketch where santa comes and gives a kid coal but thats what the kid wanted so santa doesnt know what to do. Would be funny if Matt is Santa :)

[@christianjohnson5379]

In one of the Hyperactive Kyle sketches that is mentioned.

[@sadespain2339]

I'd always wondered that.. But more about giving a dragon coal...

[@user-zu5dq4tn2d]

yeah during the great depression coal would have been a better gift because they could have burned it for warmth

[@Golden_Alexer]

kyle being paradoxical

[@magical172]

That happened to my sister when she was 4

[@emmakannely6202]

Studio c is never going to run out of ideas

[@dragon_weaver]

No, Blitzen! D: Also, Santa scared me when he appeared behind the door.

[@garyyythegamer]

same

[@json8141]

I tried my best using captions not sure if perfect but if you need it here. Narrator: Once upon a midnight cheery, while I waited weak and weary, near the fireplace, as I’d done on Christmases before. While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as reindeer gently rapping, rapping atop the highest floor. I whispered quietly: Kid: IT’S HIM!! Narrator: or perhaps I screamed it like a wild boar. Time to get my gifts galore. Ah distinctly I remember, ‘Twas the 24th of December, and I had just sent several letters saying I’d been good the year before. Eagerly I wished the morrow; no more would I have to sorrow for I had wished the perfect gift that no one had wished before. TOYS-R-US had many choices, I could surely not ignore. So I requested the entire store. Filled with wonderful elation waiting with anticipation, by the fireplace, until I heard a knock upon the door. That was odd, I thought, confused. Why would Santa use the door? right, I recalled. This thing is fake and simply set up for decor. In fact, it plugs into the floor. Perhaps if I’d been slightly stronger, I’d have waited slightly longer, BUT I WANTED MY GIFTS RIGHT NOW! SO, I RAN TO REACH THE DOOR. Once he had stepped foot inside, then I would offer him a bribe, and stand and watch as he supplied the many gifts I’d humbly asked before. Here I opened wide the door. Darkness there, and nothing more. Kid: What? Narrator: Back into the chamber turning, all my-- Kid: [Screams] Holy snickerdoodle! Narrator: I said, as I lay prostrate on the floor. Kid: Surely couldn’t you have waited just outside the front door? No matter Narrator: said I Kid: I won’t keep you long, just leave the gifts and hum a song for I know you have a very long and busy night in store. Narrator: With a single gift: (SANTA): Less is more. Kid: Ummmmmm Narrator: I said Kid: I disagree Jason: trying not to let him see, that what I wanted most for me, wasn’t toys from the first world war. I did not want one toy, thought I, I want the entire store! I argued back Kid: More is more. Narrator: Then the Santa, condescending, his lame and pithy gift rescinding, took whatever that stupid thing was, and dropped some coal onto the floor. (SANTA): You’re no longer on the nice list, and this present you will soon miss, because coal is stupid. Narrator: Not only had he crushed my dreams, he ruined the whole rhyming scheme! And his cold, judgmental gleam did cause a rage ne’er known before. Time to even up the score. Kid: You will give me what I’ve asked for, all the toys in the toy store, or you will spend this Christmas eve bound and tethered on my floor! Narrator: Then back towards the entrance turning, all my soul within me burning, my adrenalin was churning, as I dead-bolted the door. Sadly it had come to this. (COCKS GUN) getting gifts was such a chore. Kid: Empty the bag onto the floor. (SANTA): How dare you dare to threaten me, for I’m Santa and you'll see, I can’t be pressed to giving better gifts when you want more. You, little children, need to learn, that true respect is something earned Kid: QUIET, WRETCH! IT’S NOW MY TURN. Narrator: I fired my Red Ryder into the floor. (GUNSHOT) And overhead (GUNSHOT) So I’d seem hard core. Quoth the reindeer: (SOUNDS OF DYING REINDEER) which I think is reindeer for: “OW, you shot me.” Blitzen would be flying: Nevermore. The fearful fat one then compiled, emptying contents as he cried. Now old st.nick was not so smug as he appeared to be before. But then i saw to my chagrin, The bag had little else therein, and I cried. Kid: What fiendish sin! The toys; why are there not more? (SANTA): The north pole sadly all has melted, and my toy shop sank offshore. We should have listened to Al gore

[@mr.gentlezombie8709]

I tidied up you transcript a little bit. docs.google.com/document/d/1JogRtb3kOlkFIeKIMUCxBZpetXlrwz-whz-y9cu_0Js/edit?usp=sharing

[@mr.gentlezombie8709]

It can be printed off and used for... something.

[@Paulo51297]

Don’t you know there is enter key on a keyboard?

[@nathansevers24]

how are there not more likes on this. good job Json

[@garyyythegamer]

This is great! I laughed a lot at the "I whispered quietly: IT'S HIM!! or perhaps i screamed it like a wild boar" and also "which i think is reindeer for ow you shot me"👍

[@leahroberts9122]

Who else jumped when Santa appeared behind the door? ;)

[@WesleyHuang]

first time got scared bby santa. -_-

[@Luci-gh7ud]

Same

[@sadespain2339]

XD 😂😂😂 same!

[@westleyroberts2964]

Wesley Huang I Wesley, I’m westley

[@FreeSpiritPaulette]

Oh hi Wesley Huang

[@tezzy5257]

THE SANTA BEHIND THE DOOR ACTUALLY SCATED ME

[@sophieclaire8880]

Teresa Kittymo I shocked!!

[@alexgioj7737]

Teresa Kittymo me too

[@garyyythegamer]

same lol im just saying hey me too to all the comments that say it and also thumbs up it xD

[@betterthanpie8033]

I’m not sure if anyone noticed this, but in the sketch where Stephen was recreated into the movie, “It’s a wonderful life”, this was the sketch Stephen was watching.

[@Sparky-uz5db]

Rori Vandever huh I didn’t know that

[@daffodil-lamentations]

We just read the Raven in reading and I found it incredibly difficult to keep from laughing whenever a line reminded me of this.

[@008Sparkster]

"Which is reindeer for 'ow, you shot me'" 😂😂 dying

[@ShadowMaze64]

now two the reindeer and now you i'm a awful human being

[@silverwurm]

Just like Blitzen

[@jaminiaili5020]

O.O the bop-it was in santa's bag.

[@maemaeii5060]

man I really want those cookies...

[@brenleyequestrian9348]

Me too

[@84kAce3]

mee too

[@rossb8370]

Same XD

[@kaileylandis8663]

Same

[@StudioCtv]

Matt takes #Christmas into his own hands! Watch the new sketch. #StudioC

[@awesomness994]

Oh my gosh! This is my most favorite sketch now! I love this one so much! I've watched this at least 30 times! *time to memorize this*

[@shortcaketheclown7492]

This is so funny XD

[@kesler4982]

that monstruos mustache, tho.

[@willshell9481]

Lol

[@maggiebisone9257]

Haha

[@bunchofboshet6496]

honestly you can enjoy this but considering edgar allan poe is one of my favorite authors ever and the raven is my favorite story of his and one of my top ten favorite stories/poems ever i really enjoyed this and got more out of it then most

[@tannerbladine5905]

+Noragami I personally like his "The Tell Tale Heart" the best.

[@jazzydragon4498]

"The Pit and the Pendulum" is my fav. Along with "The Tell Tale Heart" and "The Black Cat". Seriously, all of Edgar Allen Poe's stories are dark, but those are the darkest ones in my own opinion. I got interested in his books during middle school. The librarian would talk about Edgar Allen Poe and read a story every year. I may be young, but I'm a huge fan of the past. :-)

[@jadenchan3953]

4:45 there's a bop it on the floor. It's a cool little Easter egg. Or more likely a Christmas egg.

[@cloudnine3573]

"I whispered quietly." "IT'S HIM!" "Or perhaps I screamed it like a wild boar."

[@2b-coeur]

3:41 he's trying so hard not to laugh XD XD seriously, we NEED a playlist of Matt trying not to laugh.

[@elizabethalmeida4072]

"Because Coal is Stupid!"- Sassy Santa. I love this. All of this. Studio C is the greatest

[@randyconn1183]

I miss this team. Such talent! Merry Christmas 2023!

[@belladavis7273]

I LOVE YOU MATT! You and Mallory are my favorite "comedians" in the world. Everyone else is awesome too, but you too are the best.

[@eshaansimha3625]

ITS HIM!!!!! Dumbledore said calmly

[@mirandawilkey7548]

I watch this all the time... often not in December.😁

[@mattgalardo2022]

I now recite this poem to my niece and nephew every Christmas Eve.

[@travisdutson1724]

THE BOP IT! MATT LICK IT

[@lilyume4126]

if santa didn't come yet why is they're presents under the tree already. LOVE U studio c

[@hannahyokoyama149]

Matt makes a good kid

[@guineapiggirlforgod4549]

This describes two things I love; literature and Studio C! This is one of my new favorites now.

[@spaghettithetentac1163]

"Coal is stupid." You know, that all depends on the point of view. Someone who is into blacksmithing might like it. I love your rendition of that poem. I have only ever read a few of Poe's poems, but of the ones I did read, they were either too dark our two weird for me to enjoy.

[@luckywing284]

This is, without a doubt, my favorite sketch. Ever.

[@lpsslurpeedogssharklover8920]

Rest In Peace Blitzen.........

[@mr.presidentoftheunitedpot5926]

Edgar Allan Poe is one of my FAVORITE authors/poets and the Raven is probably my favorite poem by him. I have about two of the verses memorized by heart!

[@MatthewLangdonMlang18]

Ah, good old Studio C. Merry Christmas to you guys!

[@allthingsaddi]

As a fan of Edgar Allen Poe and dark humor, this is probably the best sketch I have ever seen.

[@tetdog3867]

I whispered quietly *"ITTTTSSS HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!!"*

[@jeremylaguerre3996]

This holiday season there needs to be a part 2 to this, I love this!

[@moxchi_]

I literary jumped when Santa appears behind the door😂

[@sophieclaire8880]

3:59 Watch Santa's boot. He tripped.

[@smileylightbulb321]

HE TAKES OUT A GUN XD

[@shmuelkligman7139]

Ah, Muggle weapons.

[@tonymiller5178]

he lifts his left hand and fires a kinetic blast

[@gooberus9167]

Stupid muggles wands are so now so wow

[@jimmoriarty2083]

Gooberus Goober I know right, muggles are dumb. (Gets shot 69 times)

[@LivingCrusader]

What he got the year before: a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.

[@starmc6130]

BLITZEN WOULD BE FLYING : NEVERMORE

[@DiscoJanet1]

I watch this every year Edit, told you so, merry Christmas

[@anniedang771]

Actually, Matt already has a pile of gifts beneath the tree.

[@lockejawe4050]

Those things are fake, and simply for decor...

[@alexlassila271]

@@lockejawe4050 merely this, and nothing more

[@christianjohnson5379]

Probably gifts from this "parents", not all gifts on Christmas are from Santa.

[@solarfanwings7330]

In Santa's Worst Gift he says he's going to go sledding with Blitzen...Holy Snickerdoodle! Blitzen has some kind of quick healing power. He's the next wolverine, baby.

[@bethanypace5473]

I think this is my new favorite Studio C sketch. I haven't laughed at something so hard in a while as that reindeer part! 😂

[@darkinstinctful123]

Scot Sterlings childhood!

[@Akamaikai0923]

Red Ryder! Love the "A Christmas Story" reference.

[@crocodoodledoo3142]

The funniest part was when Santa said "We should have listened to Al Gore"

[@kylargraf6762]

I completely agree with you 😝.

[@ryomasjibeng8343]

you guys should do more poem sketches, there's plenty of good one out there waiting to be a comedy :DD

[@jenniferbloecker6974]

Whoever made this is a genius, and I love you! I’m an English teacher, and this parody is EPIC.

[@mimifanucchi3509]

First studio c I ever saw, great actors, love your show on tv and this channel! Especially Matt!

[@brentdyer395]

New favorite XD "we should have listened to Al Gore". I'm dead XD

[@isabellamiller9018]

I love this. "GETTING gifts is such a toy"

[@j.c.ca.o.l7035]

That was brilliant

[@mrprimenumbers6448]

That's one of my favorite.

[@hadleighpierce4410]

"Because coal... is STUPID."

[@bottl3capz488]

When he said that "I wanted my gifts right now"that didn't rime with anything

[@Mezzy..]

2:32 "Try not to let him see that what I wanted most for me wasn't toys from the first world war" 3:37 "Sadly it had come to this." * gun cocking * 😭😂😂😂 They did a good job of making a funny skit while staying somewhat true to the poem

[@ore0flake612]

I love how when Matt closed the door, Santa was standing there like 👁👄👁

[@karlossipeli135]

Quote the raven, nevermore

[@YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff]

Once we were doing a scavenger hunt at my church. One of the items was charcoal and my team couldn’t find any. When the people keeping points asked why we didn’t have it I said without thinking, “Because coal is stupid!” I got in trouble...

[@mckenziepearmain]

"IT'S HIM!!!!!" That's exactly what I do. Haha great sketch :P

[@alijabbar5794]

Every second in this video is pure GENIUS !

[@nolifeconsolegamer]

No one: No one except me: (watches this on Christmas Eve)

[@drummerboyproductions6642]

I whispered quietly; Matt: *ITS HIM!!!!!!!!* Or perhaps i screamed it like a wild boar. 😂😂😂

[@kylargraf2973]

"We should have listened to Al Gore" Absolutely love that quote! great sketch guys!

[@aidanwansbrough7495]

One of the best comedy videos I've seen!!!!! This was hilarious, amazing work!!!!!

[@LivingCrusader]

Al Gore is nuttier than port-a-potties at a Peanut Convention. But I get the joke.

[@OmegaGamer707]

Matt reminds me of the guy from Dracula dead and loving it...😂

[@aubreemayse1308]

That scared me to Matt don't worry😬

[@masha1683]

Honestly Jeremy’s voice (in the outro) is like... soothing. I like his voice lol

[@lakotathetimelord]

(3:02) I love me some coal! It's my favorite medium to draw with!

[@chancewatkins389]

More Christmas Studio C videos just with Matt would be AWESOME! This coming year! 😆

[@Two_lights867]

This is hilarious and brilliant!

[@Red-wb2ey]

Don't you hate it when you watch a christmas video or two, and then you get that wierd christmas feeling in you, and the realize its a monday in september, and you should be doing homework, and terrorists killed thousands only 16 years earlier on that day? And now you are super disappointed and slightly depressed?

[@nadiaolson4316]

Me when my dad comes home from work. 0:24

[@legonicktnt]

IT’S HIM!!!!!

[@Heatherlynn1972Vid]

Soon kids will be watching this sketch and ask, “Dad, what’s a Toys-R-Us?”

[@natalielastname1022]

SCOTT STERLING!

[@charlottetanner-morash8072]

When the guy dresses like santa was behind the door I jumped