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As you guys know, I've been posting a couple of "Stuff [insert name here] Says…" videos, but this video is slightly different from those. This video features random stuff that Black Ops 2 players say.
It took me less than an hour of playing Search and Destroy on Black Ops 2 to get trashed on by a 12 year old, have people accuse me of using a JTAG Xbox to pretend to be M3RKMUS1C, and to find someone who wants to 1v1…well, beatbox 1v1.
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Erik - M3RKMUS1C

[@thefedoraguy7575]

Back when life was good

[@saphron613]

Is ur life not good anymore? Tf

[@scrub_1236]

@@saphron613 good one

[@maxcj7]

Life is still good bruh

[@thefedoraguy7575]

@@maxcj7 for you ig

[@maxcj7]

thefedoraguy what happened broo

[@ducc3430]

I'd love more videos like this, where you just talk to people and mess with them :D

[@rileymario]

That's Trolling

[@southamptonmassive5144]

K

[@1ittt]

same, i like this a lot ;D

[@phoobindustries8905]

+Blay Gaming fmd

[@ducc3430]

+Riley Flakemore yes, but I like to avoid that term as it is what ten year old children say when they break someones stuff in Minecraft "HAHA GIT TROLLED XDDDDDDD OMG U MAD BRO?"

[@lilturk726]

BO2 Xbox360 - 54,000 players? This games deserted! BO2 PC - 5,000 players! Holy shit this must be a peak time

[@butrs3167]

Embidd this is a fucking fact

[@glowboy6098]

This was 3 years ago imagine how much people are playing in 2019

[@DonBong420]

@@glowboy6098 500 peak time

[@threadworm437]

Now bo2 on xbox is 2000 at peak time 😥

[@kehmisst]

bo2 today: OMG THERES 100 ON

[@cyrusflores3217]

"150,000 people use to play this, Now it's a ghost town"

[@HateKylo]

Cyrus Flores real cod players get it

[@stankmeme2885]

Cyrus Flores mw

[@SaiyanDemon]

Mw

[@thogurk4630]

I like how 10 year olds think they are so much more cool once they get into the double digits.

[@luisguerra8852]

IKR. Please ban them, Mr. Vohndy.

[@ethan-up8uk]

Yeah the 11 year old is making fun of the 7 year old

[@opmw04]

Vondy, you are my hero.

[@syleise8729]

+freight train legendary gta glitch content no the skinny white loner kid is making fun of the 7 year old

[@theturdbird5916]

+David Vonderhaar ima find u

[@xStepV3]

omg i love your edit style :')

[@austindewall345]

Jolly i

[@jenson2655]

that kid at the start literally sounded like he was playing xbox in a blimp.

[@YokaiYeti]

after watching m3rk for about a year i don't think he likes halo.

[@hallowjupiter6305]

why do you say that?

[@YokaiYeti]

never seen him play it, i never heard him talk about it either. i would like to ask him but i have no way to talk to him. im just another fan.

[@hallowjupiter6305]

Abel gonzales fair point

[@arrowhawk4257]

WHAT😱😱😱😨😨

[@SeekingShadowTMAlex]

Been watching for almost 3 years, never seen him play halo

[@blakestephens333]

0:05 - 0:13 every person on the Internet these days.

[@knock5243]

Meko Atsumi actually true

[@ce581]

Sad reality,kids think they are tough online but if you face them they will still act tough and talk crap but still try to run

[@skyenorwood3120]

thats every leafy fan in 2015

[@kcroz1104]

Nathan Norwood I was one of them.

[@jaxsterminator8634]

Well, Minecraft IS the best game ever.

[@matt_l2003]

"There's only 54,000 people online, this game is deserted" 2023: 500 people active :(

[@fivebucklunch6902]

Call Of Children: Kindergarten Ops 2 Edit: had to change the name and delete a few comments due to people not being able to take a joke :D

[@marcservin4776]

+Camoprime Call of Duty: Hitler Ops. Fucked ya dead nan 3.

[@angelsmith8636]

+Marc Servin hey you have Xbox 360

[@marcservin4776]

+Angel Smith PS3

[@gigidy19]

i have 360 😝

[@rickardviklund8747]

its the game of the century 1/10 IGN:till your self

[@yuvalkoren4070]

"What kind of trash are you?" "Smelly" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thirtyir2304]

*crickets*

[@bigmeech007]

grasshoppers

[@keatonyung938]

Something

[@joserios3733]

cicadas

[@jorl145]

no NastY SwiftZ trash XD

[@Jack-ju5fm]

They might be your biggest fan but im your biggest air conditioner :~))))))))))))))))

[@calummurray7452]

Lol your profile pic goes with the joke lmao

[@luisguerra8852]

I'm his biggest storm. Take that.

[@NZXT_Nomad]

I'm the biggest ass

[@yuhyuh5674]

Bruh

[@-pupper-]

People say L to when someone dies but this deserves a real "L" 'cause it sucked.

[@weluvcin]

6:14 I was crying laughing so hard

[@rosethorn5690]

I have no idea why but it’s so funny

[@rubenandersen8963]

the memories... 5:50 beatbox on point

[@Diedpied]

What would be full aids? If somehow Merk got into a hacked lobby that allows 1000 players then tweets out. I can imagine the screams of 12 year old kids already, and it gives me nightmares.

[@sanity9414]

xD hah

[@Finicheti]

Holy shit.....that's a truly frightening prospect...

[@royraad1439]

Why 12 year olds?? 😂

[@Diedpied]

+Roy Raad Because they are a solid 90% of the people who have mics and don't go into a party chat?

[@rambojr6429]

+Aaron Brookes and 90% of the community or maybe more are 12 or younger

[@beezaluv]

Take me back.

[@iseveneleven2593]

I miss people actually talking. This generation of gaming has absolutely been the worst we've ever seen. Hardly any progress with graphics, and SO much taken away instead of given. No platform is innocent either. PCs shit AAA launches. Xbox One is a fucking ghost town. Wii U is already current gen. And PS4 has shit servers. Or you could wait seven years for the new consoles. Pick your poison.

[@nostalehalo]

you need to play another game that shit ops 3

[@iseveneleven2593]

+Mech Destroyers I don't even have that game. I was talking about consoles in general.

[@iseveneleven2593]

+Mech Destroyers I haven't bought COD since BO2

[@2fast404]

+HydroXLegacy Sony has yet to release a console better than ps2. It's pretty sad that a console that is a decade old is better than the ps4, which came out a few years ago

[@StarLordDKellerStopMotion]

XCom 2 was decent.

[@Acox-cm5tw]

Well, hear i am at 7 am smoking a joint watching videos from a simpler time, and yet here i am still laughing. Sending love from me to whoever is seeing this, have fun!

[@cobravenom1316]

"I'm poor and can't afford a new game" is what BO2 players should be saying.

[@Hooplagames2]

Well they must be buying cod. I actually kinda like cod

[@cobravenom1316]

***** Why's that? BO2 was probably my all time favorite CoD.

[@redpuma5363]

or they can say I like bo2 more then bo3

[@gutsygaming3880]

Well I play cod bo2 because my friends that I play with can"t get bo3 so think before you say that shit because you aren't always right.

[@cobravenom1316]

GutsyGaming So your friends are too poor to get BO3. That makes my comment correct.

[@makeitrain280]

"black ops 3 good" that's the best joke I've heard all day

[@Crash__Down]

+ghost oh... shit

[@lukeandrews47]

Shit Black ops 3 players say.

[@SaltDoesArt]

Opinions...

[@zrock8348]

Ikr

[@deadpwner99]

+PowerPanda cmon seriously all this hate on the 11 YO I understand that their are a substantial amount of cancerous individuals in that age range but still we see 11 year old children on the internet as fucking horrible assholes that should be beaten to a pulp and never see the light of the internet i agree with the cancerous ones but give most people a chance so just cause they say stuff like faggot doesn't mean they are 11 (i mean they might be (but that's usually just the cancerous ones) ) but just that they are either Dumb asses or mentally challenged/retarded or just total cunts and should go back to school and return home and hope their alcoholic daddies don't fucking beat them and send up with no dinner

[@Zft420]

I miss this.

[@ethanclark9588]

As Diego pushes Dora against the door pulling her pants down he thinks "I'm finally doing the exploring!"...

[@terezipyrope4871]

there are...569,950 on the ps3

[@syleise8729]

lol

[@AJAlexanderGAMER]

I see over 75,000 daily. Like dang. Whats ur psn.

[@weirdo7319]

Nah like 64 K

[@technicalsniper3471]

+suasageofspace Really? I played BO2 on Wii U today and there were 1,160 players on.

[@nickmorrison9092]

there are a sold 2,000 on PC ;~;

[@tyrsdomr5666]

I miss old m3rk so much

[@yeeticusxl3318]

What in fucks name have you done Erik! You forgot to use the BLACK OPS 2 OUTRO!!!!!!!

[@keatonyung938]

Shhhhhhhhhh

[@luisguerra8852]

You must be a hardcore subscriber that's been here forever. I subscribed when they added Gun Game on Advanced Warfare.

[@yeeticusxl3318]

meep moop 2 Who?

[@theturtlefbi6407]

*INTRO

[@yeeticusxl3318]

+TheTurtleFBI umm no, outro. he used the right intro.

[@nodubstephere1008]

Minecraft porn? After searching: Oh God why.

[@sirhaminsanity7]

+Highlander Lmaooo

[@pf6269]

youve been infected

[@Fl4mestruck]

WHYYYYYYYY?!?!

[@isthisashortname6780]

+glenn scott They've made Pokemon porn. So I had no doubt that this existed. ;0

[@pieguy8757]

I look it up Meh some is ok

[@redviper57]

or "shit your fans say..."

[@redviper57]

lol that kid didn't know who you are....sucks for them

[@TARS..]

+redviper57 sucks to suck

[@BlazeIsTheMajor]

+Mikhail Armanuel sucks to suck a buck with luck

[@thischanneldied1069]

like fist me daddy?

[@superkarma1743]

Yesssssss

[@fr0stytim333]

I love this video and I don't know why. I have watched your channel for about 2 years and I hope you keep making more videos! Keep up the good work!

[@wlmhs8245]

I remember watching this before I could drive. Now I’m 20 and this feels so long ago.

[@kitsunefire1]

This guys editing is the fucking best

[@tonson5214]

5:49 best beatbox ever

[@DontFallForThePsyop]

I miss this :(

[@josephriley9534]

54,000 people online, *Cries in 2,000*

[@zombieworldrecordattemtps2064]

50,000 people used to play this, now it's a ghost town

[@jackdanels3007]

5:17 had me dying😂😂😂

[@PBJfan123]

Expect 30k to shoot the fuck up when this game becomes backwards compatible

[@rainfevers]

here looking at the ashes.

[@autofigure00]

4 months ago... "cant blame them bo3 is pretty good" now "bo3 is shit" i agree merk

[@kiz3296]

I've been frikcing waiting ever since that vine

[@Boi_Killa]

now this is a story all about how my cod experience got flipped turned upside and if you like to take a minute and just sit right there and show you how I became the fresh prince of killing cancer giving scrubs.

[@JT044-iz1cv]

Tell me plz

[@sleepingfacess]

*sitting right there*

[@TARS..]

+player 44 Its a song joke! Dont u get it?

[@TARS..]

+mathrocker12 That joke went right over your head

[@sleepingfacess]

Mikhail Armanuel no, they parody of the theme song to the 90s show Prince of Bel Air did not go over my head, i responded to the joke in a nice way, something your dad didn't do to you joke of a life

[@osiansj]

6:14 OH MY GOD XDDDDD

[@daddyvader1067]

0:09 squeaker telling another squeaker that he is a squeaker.....

[@emperorpalpitoad7810]

‘He said it was a real steal..... so I stole it from him’ 😂😂😂

[@jouji5020]

Merk: My name is Birch Gluestick Me:*Died from chocking on my chips*

[@1manX]

they need to make this backwards compatible

[@envy928]

00:27 - 00:31 *Thinking Intensifies*

[@_dmbfanz_4959]

after 2 years i’ll give you your first like

[@VincentDotZip]

@@_dmbfanz_4959 after 2 years I'll give your first like

[@_dmbfanz_4959]

VincentDotZip we’re doing gods work

[@Matt-fq5qy]

You look like Charlie from Lost. Kudos man, kudos.

[@Matt-fq5qy]

+Matt I liked this myself. Feel free to follow in my footsteps. You may be afraid. However, as Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "Always do what you are afraid to do". I believe in you.

[@tDANKEY]

That kid who was calling everyone gay was PROBABLY the 'holla holla get dolla' kid.

[@itsTommyGee]

John Cena's C4 was the highlight of this video for me! Hilarious.

[@jackeccleston9841]

There's a map in bo2 called Mirage There's a map in CS called Mirage. End my life please Counter Duty Ghosts Confirmed... End me

[@riixahh385]

"Black ops 3 is actually pretty good" :-/

[@primetime1134]

Riixahh FUCK OUTTA HERE WIT YO BULLSHIT

[@riixahh385]

Crimefy HD ok I realized it's actually trash fuck off

[@primetime1134]

Riixahh Id rather play 5 hours of ghost then play a second of bo3

[@riixahh385]

Crimefy HD ehh I'd rather play infinite warfare than ghost

[@robertcastanpn288]

CurrentDecadeGamer iw> bo3

[@loganmattingly9691]

Why i play battlefield

[@sirhaminsanity7]

+Logan Mattingly #RIPCoD

[@richardheade7778]

WTF? These little kids play on BF Multiplayer as well you know, idiot.

[@dankydont]

I bet that kid thought he was rolling with the big boys when he called the other kid "cancer".

[@AeonsOrbit]

The glory days.

[@stiffy1117]

5:50 I WAS LITERALLY DEAD

[@BOSSxGLITCHES]

Same he sounds😂 he sounds like scooby doo

[@luc2118]

it wasn't even that bad

[@maximecrytes5219]

you were "literally" dead

[@aidanmckenzie6764]

homer simpson

[@noodleman_eric]

What if M3RK did CoD Online

[@yomombugginfoo3803]

imposter

[@itsjugu]

+flowey the flower Lmao

[@damiensmith8193]

Shit CoD online players say

[@Jubbsi]

Cyclestorm Shit COD online players say KON BA WA, HAI! ARIGATOU!!!

[@mryeeter6053]

6:16 😂😂😂

[@decay367]

I agree 😂😂😂😂

[@sleepymalo7119]

yep😁😂

[@Bearj3102]

LMAO😂😂😂

[@rcsgaming1834]

7:16 is just as good lol

[@obeyyxpanchoox190]

lmao

[@ES_Solace]

"he said it was a real steal so you know.... STOLE IT FROM HIM"

[@iplaygames5424]

this was literally the funniest video ive ever seen i love merkmusic

[@FORSAKEN_-]

4:31 😂😂😂😂

[@Pandaa_XD]

ROBLOX Phantom Forces > Black Ops 3

[@LolGlory]

I'm not that little 12 year old that shit talk for no reason I act more mature in my youth. I swear it always 12 year old doing this stuff

[@jamo1405]

Fuck you I'm 12

[@LolGlory]

+RaZr Jamo so your a shit talker

[@jamo1405]

+Whu Tang no

[@LolGlory]

+RaZr Jamo but you cuss at me for no reason

[@jamo1405]

+Whu Tang well ya because your talking shit about my age not all 12 year olds are always talking shit

[@kylejames3820]

This is how MY day went 1. My friend said he REALLY hated merkmusic 2. he got shot by a sniper but he lived 3. I lost my sniping licence 4. he died by a Russian Havoc 5. I lost my havoc career licence

[@filteredvitaminsubstance5302]

God i used to watch this back in the day 😂😂😂 i still love 6:15 it sounds like a pissed off Chihuahua or something.

[@MrKrabs-tr5rh]

Hi how are ya?

[@ThatReallyBigTako]

How hi are you?

[@MrKrabs-tr5rh]

I forgot....

[@QESTize]

+Kappa 123 are you how hi?

[@joshuahays3566]

I'm good Brotha

[@fazerainscat6483]

+JAMJoeMarshall Are you hi? If so, how?

[@RBKVA]

5:36 thank me later

[@voidriften6498]

BO2 was a great game, maybe the best in the series imo. Semi-RIP.

[@DjPurnt252]

In my opinion MW3 was the best

[@voidriften6498]

+Dj Purnt I bought it late so it was kinda dead when I played it, but it was fun. I could do without a Modern Warfare 4 though.

[@420globmeister6]

Game died after MW3

[@voidriften6498]

+Rate Drizz +1

[@bigmeech007]

+scuba No, the game died after BO1. MW3 is what killed it

[@zombiepreda7or]

almost 2 mil keep going merk!

[@jarodzahn6635]

" said it was a real steal ...... stole it from him " best part 👏🏻

[@kw2442]

im early.... think of a joke Cancer

[@dylangriffin8114]

+Kyle HW Heres a joke: you

[@ducc3430]

I think your aim to get attention worked...

[@crossspice3512]

Boo you suck!

[@redviper57]

cancer is a joke....just don't die

[@ducc3430]

+are you mad? u wot m8 squirtle is just a water Pokémon with a saw throat

[@chombs609]

1:24 it sounds like Ltcorbis

[@cobrusgaming186]

Except she doesn't make me want to pour nitric acid down my ears

[@johnwilksboothyt4045]

ShadowBlade314 gh

[@remi_0538]

Kinda

[@JpdCookie]

BO3 is not good merk.. its fucking boring...

[@BascoOnDiscord]

To you maybe

[@JpdCookie]

+xX_PoWeRlorD_Xx no thats not nice :(

[@Tutualoe]

+[#ONE]Derpian how does one not like bo3 so I did the best roast of all time

[@JpdCookie]

+xX_PoWeRlorD_Xx no idk man.. im a IW guy.. bo2 destroyed cod in a big time

[@jacobberglund2010]

+xX_PoWeRlorD_Xx no BO3 is good but i'm sick of all the future shit which makes the game worse for me

[@jwunterberger]

Dude, you are by far my favorite KZbinr!

[@calloffifa1000]

that outro brings me back a long time :)

[@berrylong3807]

I love how he just drops transphobic slurs. :/

[@PRETTYBOYROCKSTAR]

lmfao this was 5 years ago and you wanna cancel him now? 😹

[@berrylong3807]

@@PRETTYBOYROCKSTAR nah not big on cancel culture, I'm also just not big on slurs I'm sure you could understand that :)

[@staringcorgi6475]

@@berrylong3807he doesn’t say that stuff anymore

[@ForgiveKyle]

He said nigga at 9:50

[@scribner411able]

1

[@brandonzook9850]

2

[@orangejuice1372]

+Brandon Zook 4

[@Nuclearbrownie]

3

[@brandonzook9850]

+Nuclearbrownie 5

[@TTGDragonz]

3

[@HeadNose]

Please do more of these. This was one of your funnier videos in a while if that makes sense

[@_yy_003]

I miss the black ops 2 days

[@obsidianman7047]

that old dude who thought you were fake was telling people go watch you after and calling people fanboys

[@kristinafursenko9073]

Holy shit when you started beat boxing I legit nearly fucking pissed my pants laughing so fucking funny man you always make me laugh😂❤️

[@hamishluffhansen8448]

that guys beatboxer was actually sick

[@JeremyDoesTTV]

Oh black ops 2. When the boots stayed on the ground and there was one dlc weapon that you got no matter what.

[@jamiestevens294]

Oml when that really high pitched kid spoke and erik said "I think your testicels are still in your stomach" i burst out laughing and spat my mcdonalds coke out xD me mum smacked me ;(

[@googism8482]

I love it when people call you a fanboy

[@Exzerty]

Omfg the ending is so funny. I love how he laughs at his own work like "Dis gonna be gud."

[@fernandogonzalez7901]

Pretty much all that's left is the kids who got the wrong game for Christmas

[@Garudyne]

Nah, I still get on there and it's mostly people with current gen consoles and Black Ops 3 and just enjoy the game more like me.

[@KingHornet280]

Merk, you remind me of when KZbin had quality content. You have become my favorite KZbinr in the course of 2 days.

[@treyanderson7829]

I laughed so hard when merk was beat boxing

[@krypto7316]

Same XD

[@roytooshort]

Dude this is hilarious, your channel is much better when you do the face cam and troll people online

[@Nuvale420]

I miss search from bo2... People actually talked

[@riglikfo9744]

"He told me it was real steal, I stole it from him savage af I'm dead that was hilarious

[@tavyrn5193]

merk when you beatboxed i started to cry because i was laughing so hard

[@doctoraspect5798]

i give you props for standing up against that 4 year old

[@ryan0150]

This is one of my favorite youtube videos of all time!!

[@AtomicAxe360]

Merk has a sick ass comeback to everything

[@lars167]

OHMYGOD NOISESTORM IS YOUR OUTRO HE IS MY FAVOURITE PRODUCER EVER AAAAAAA

[@coldhuycks8334]

"hey, my name is birch glue stick" cracked me up

[@walteezzer]

I love when that one kid calls that older kid a kid kid