Stugotz's Lies EXPOSED in Lie Detector Test & Messi's Future | The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz

It's finally time to trap Stugotz in his lies: Big Joe Harper is here with his polygraph test to help us question Stu on his vacation time, the fine bucket theft, and more. Plus, Mike Ryan has an update on Lionel Messi, and Dan and Amin discuss Steve Kerr, Steph Curry, and the Golden State Warriors before they try to come back from a 3-1 deficit.
Big Suey | 5/10/23 | The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz
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[@nailsi-am5324]

Seeing everyone on the show laughing and smiling is a sweet treat in a sour time. Thanks everyone!

[@dupes6248]

The show is always my go-to when I'm having a tough day :) stay strong fam

[@sfodge7]

what's going on, why is it sour?

[@MrRBX]

Love this new Stugotz hire, he's funny

[@LeBatardShow]

If I could, I'd give this the Hakeem Nicks laugh.

[@walterdudedonny]

@@LeBatardShow We need a custom emoji to signify that laugh.

[@anmolmishra703]

@@walterdudedonny”😏”

[@antoniojames9493]

Billy cold blooded with that Pablo question 😂😂

[@AndimalDrums]

"You apear to be a bumbling fool" 😂

[@chrisokeefe5766]

“Someone clipped the tip jar huh” Love it! Dude straight out of old cop shows lol

[@rocom]

“Joseph W Harper & Ass” 😂

[@berndawg32]

Love how the lie monitor screen says Joseph Harper & Ass

[@Wonga-Taa]

Joe's little head shake before the lies was so damn funny! 😂

[@Dyswtric2001]

Jess spilled the beans 😂 They should have shocked him every time he lied. Would’ve been comedy gold. 😂😂

[@Reese13]

They should shock her anytime she mentions TikTok.

[@macdaddy2344]

​@@Reese13 twitt twitt

[@Matt61268]

"The Juice" 🤣 Joe's reactions are great.

[@cashchucker9541]

This might be the worst asking of questions I’ve ever seen. Only Mike Ryan tried to keep this train on the tracks

[@SNESdrunk]

The intro makes Dan look like he's holding up his hand like he's about to hiss like a cat

[@SPShawny]

Or failing to hold in a fart. I love your channel too bro! Happy to see you're a fan.

[@robinangeles754]

BIIIIIIIIG Joe Harper. Great to see this bit again!

[@LeBatardShow]

BIIIIIIIG Joe Harper.

[@jdt2003]

Dan is slowly turning into Papi. Like Homer turning into Abraham (Simpson).

[@walterdudedonny]

True. Especially when he's in a moment when he doesn't understand what just happened and he looks for a help reaction take from someone.

[@jad937]

There are 8th graders that have taught themselves how to edit video better than Meadowlark. This is the flagship show and it looks like a 6th grader’s project for art and media class.

[@PandaRawr07]

Great improvement on the video feed, everyone. Love you guys

[@KarlSainte]

Kinda proves that the show is best when Dan, Stu, and all the of the shipping container is there. Love the new voices, but having everyone there is like Coke Classic.

[@noteveryonesbad3912]

Did you know the sky is blue?

[@ProudBoyMike]

​@@noteveryonesbad3912 it's gray here 🍑🤡

[@Rievax17]

“May is a great month” 14:45 😂

[@warrendyrockwald]

"Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it" - George Costanza

[@blakjakgaming]

Dick move by Chris Cote to steamroll Amin's question. Amin's a better man than I cause I would've steamrolled whatever Chris Cote said the rest of the month.

[@denimchicken420]

Resin fingers Stu! I feel you brother. Switch to vapes and edibles ;)

[@clarencebell1101]

This show got me through the toughest times in my life and I’ve continued to be a loyal listener!!! Thank you so much

[@uncuthkid4740]

What a Messi situation... also Stugotz stumps the machine (again), no shock there

[@NikoPuharBowling]

As funny as this segment is. I hate to say it, but if you put unlimited vacation in his contract don’t be mad or angry if he uses that unlimited vacation.

[@walterdudedonny]

It's all content.

[@macdaddy2344]

Death row inmates prolly laughed at Joe when he said no movement or extra talking lol

[@cr4301]

These are 100% Howard Stern bits and I still love it!! @lebatardshow

[@SMSimon]

Who?

[@robertwest191]

Love this show

[@Reese13]

Stu didn't lie half as much as I thought he would. Still don't trust him tho. 😂

[@BlessedAreTheCheesemakers]

great show

[@kennethdavis5309]

How to catch a liar..Thanks laughing all the way to work...

[@LeBatardShow]

Glad to hear that! Enjoy your day!

[@Matt61268]

Love that graphic at the beginning.

[@wuztron]

Wait, did Dan get the hard network out??

[@tubby6339]

I'd be disappointed if stu wasn't lying

[@stuchan3326]

Do miss me some Witty. Let the lad grift (a little). He’s got a thing.

[@walterdudedonny]

Good Shout!

[@lhu3052]

Captions pleaseee some need em more than others thank you LaF 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@Reese13]

Hope they're able to accommodate you. 🙂

[@actuasco]

Seems like it shows up when you hit the CC icon in the top right corner

[@thisso5644]

Do I still work here?????????????????????? 😂😂😂

[@eruc3ht]

i though Mike said Messi was coming to Inter Miami, now it's we'll see.

[@Reese13]

Mike don't know 💩. He's guessing just as much as the other so-called "insiders."

[@walterdudedonny]

Maybe one of his Golden Showers, er, I mean Golden Canes buddies are connected to Inter-Miami.

[@shanbhu5]

Mikes report is what exactly,

[@SPShawny]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that was thinking he had a mustache last time.

[@derrickhucks2924]

Witty the real life Nathan Shelley 🧐

[@sgpark2]

Yessss I was just thinking this

[@DuvalPioneer]

Gotta love StuGotz

[@jdt2003]

Lie Detector Guy's site looked like Joseph Whopper

[@shansen881]

In Stugotz's defense, the Northwestern lacrosse schedule for the NCAA Tournament is recent. Google it.

[@warrenknox9688]

that was a great show Dan and team really enjoyed it THX

[@LeBatardShow]

Thanks for being here!

[@pushinstix4837]

Is there lights in the studio or are we using the daylight peering through the windows to light the set?? Just curious.... cause it's dark AF

[@79dmcjr]

Not trying to be rude, but there's cheap cat food and nice cat food. If you buy the cheapest cat food and then complain it's poisoning your cat, it takes a self aware person to understand you're the one poisoning your cat, not the food.

[@pushinstix4837]

@@79dmcjr not trying to be rude but you mind cracking the blinds open so we can find your fuckin cat!

[@RipCityChief]

Literally got up and outta bed to watch this 😂😂

[@SMSimon]

You live in Hawaii or Alaska?? It's past 10am in any other US time zone my man! Get up already!

[@macdaddy2344]

​@@SMSimon lol

[@RipCityChief]

@@SMSimon yeah I’m in Hawai’i lol 😆

[@christopherbuckley11]

3:30 He would look bigger with a mustache

[@jasonm6505]

LoL but Stu already did the lie detector and revealed he'll be off the next 2 months. Mike you gotta wait 3 months to "enforce" your wrath 😮😊

[@maclindsey24]

Any way y'all could fade the bumper music in and out like the pod? The abrupt music starts and stops are jarring.

[@LeBatardShow]

I'll look into this!

[@maclindsey24]

@@LeBatardShow I know y’all have a lot going on and are getting ready to be daily on the new DraftKings Network, just trying to help make sure the content is crisp

[@jeremiahw1369]

Only Stu could make a lie true.

[@drmontano9414]

comemielda

[@ulyssesescobar5102]

“He always wins”

[@actuasco]

Mike's Messi news is always useless

[@travissmith6380]

So you cant curse in the Pirate ship anymore???

[@macdaddy2344]

Draft kings tv

[@LeBatardShow]

Hey Travis, working on adding this back to the KZbin version of the show.

[@timlovick87]

Really wish he would just say yes or no haha😅

[@claytonsteele5980]

Joseph W Harper & Ass 😂😂😂

[@thetaco4980]

"BIIIGG JOE HARPER!!" 💪

[@KarlSainte]

Also miss the Witty gentleman smile/smirk throughout a segment. Always makes me laugh.

[@eddiec6363]

That makes you the only one in the entire universe

[@KarlSainte]

@@eddiec6363 Lol. Perhaps

[@MajinTobias]

This ends with Stu getting fired doesn't it?

[@tubby6339]

Carl Douglas representing Stu tearing down Dan and meadowlark

[@Reese13]

He'll probably wind up with a raise, as long as he doesn't handle the negotiations. 😂😂

[@walterdudedonny]

@@Reese13 Murrrrraaaayyyy!

[@mizzyfromkingz]

7:35 Everyone is subtle in making fun of the lie detector guy then Dan calls him a bumbling fool and Mike feels bad n tries to take some of it back. Am I the only one who finds that hilarious?

[@jwalk8546]

I noticed Dan said " looks like" a bumbling fool and wondered how I would react to him if said that towards me. I would Will Smith his fat jowl regardless his semantics.

[@gondolin999]

it’s shocking how many of you commenting don’t get the show.

[@austinsuter1990]

That poor machine

[@gregorydonohue8789]

Production note: Since you took this bit from Howard (15-20 yrs ago) at least do it right. Next time ask the questions, get the answers, and have Joe the polygrapher reveal one by one after all questions done. You can go around the room and take bets on truth or lie from the container 2.0. Revealing in the moment after each question is less funny.

[@JL--]

Mike really trying to flex on Stu

[@johnjones1510]

To many people it seems like to me. Miss the older show format. Probably just me.

[@jeremiahw1369]

Looks like Witty crossed pathes with Rick Pitino

[@chrisokeefe5766]

Witty Munster

[@mathewdavis8189]

Sweet Lid Mike

[@James-bk5gx]

Just dock his pay if he doesn't show up, you don't need to "corner" him.

[@dyadyaBOB]

Can’t do that when company has unlimited PTO

[@Reese13]

The boss (Dan) is a pushover.

[@christopherbuckley11]

12:38 Joseph W. Harper and Ass

[@allenjeannette4350]

BIG JOE HARPER!

[@allenjeannette4350]

I didn't ask any of this.

[@GeorgiaM.Pemberton-yt6hd]

Don’t go Chris Mike won’t

[@Minimoto4u]

Quitty😂

[@jwalk8546]

Somebody needs to ask Mike how many "Messi" lies he tells everyday to public and himself.

[@thisguy8106]

Stu... Lie??? Yeah right.. next you'll tell me the sky is blue..

[@slappydoodle]

Hahahaha says Joesph Harper & ASS lol

[@RockbandDrummer321]

Biiiiiiig Joe Harper!

[@gabagoolcookingnetwork6672]

Billy seems sad...that makes me sad

[@brittanysteven4978]

I still don’t understand how Stugotz just takes vacation without telling anyone. What a ridiculous company 😂

[@macdaddy2344]

Well to be honest dan is where he is because of Stu

[@brittanysteven4978]

@@macdaddy2344 fair

[@JoeyD_3636_]

Yo

[@LeBatardShow]

yo

[@macdaddy2344]

Yo or no

[@maximusaviationchannel]

Unlimited vacation time is really stupid.

[@Reese13]

Sounds like a recipe for disaster. Wish I had it. 😂😂

[@walterdudedonny]

AND...you can't come out of that closet until you've smoked the whole pack! Answer: Things that made Stugotz who he is today.

[@christopherbuckley11]

Hahahahah the Knicks have the 8th best odds to win the title hahhaha

[@vincentmelendez9614]

Mike can save Stu's Lies as data for what? You're not gonna do anything to Stugotz so shut up😂

[@codyskelton3239]

J.W. Harper & Ass. The Ass is Stu right?

[@GeorgiaM.Pemberton-yt6hd]

Get rid of mike

[@videowatcher9653]

Mikes "insider" soccer takes might be a bigger waste of time than Jess talking F1, Dans attempts to legitimize them are sad

[@RRZZRR]

Insider Futbol Mike is such a joke LOL he just repeats rumors he sees on Twitter. He oversimplifies Barca’s situation by saying “they don’t have the money” when the issue isn’t money, but Tebas and moving the goal posts when it comes to Barca and Financial Fair Play. At least Smetty doesn’t hide the fact that she is a recent fan to the sport and actually does a great job with her recaps. Mike is just being a booster for yet another thing

[@SerenityNow9015]

A Tony-less shipping container is always a win

[@LeBatardShow]

Thanks for sponsoring GG's!

[@thisguy8106]

​@@LeBatardShow 😂😂😂😂😂 his sponsors are everywhere lol

[@Nuka978]

Guna watch, but y’all do remember admitting this was fake the first time right? Lol

[@drmontano9414]

Papi ! ya no me gusta jjredneck hablo mal de Miami heat

[@admiralpiett5894]

The video people are TERRIBLE, how do you not show Dan laughing? They zoom on the wrong people each time. Hire better talent!

[@OZORIAMEDIA]

I get it! It’s a truly funny segment. But you are literally ripping off a classic Howard Stern segment. The worst part is that it looks like you even used one of the people Howard Stern used to do a version of this segment! Come on guys! Who said let’s repurpose a Howard Stern Bit?

[@ProudBoyMike]

Doing a lie detector while you're nervous just defeats the purpose. Lie detectors are trash, not reliable at all in the best situations. But no one is smart enough i guess to know that!🍑🤡

[@reason18]

just like me, Stu hates BOTH amin and pablo.