Stupid Human Tricks: Girl Swallows Her Tongue | Letterman

A boy who sneezes on command, a guy opens cans of beer with his teeth and a girl makes her tongue disappear.
(From "Late Show," air date: 6/19/95)
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[@keefriff99]

Jeez, she sure didn’t look 17. The tone changed as soon as she said that, lol.

[@chiefscheider]

Now she's in her early 40s. And the kid in the overalls is like 30 🙃

[@vrvaughn]

Where are they now? 😂

[@ml9867]

17 is legal in NYC

[@vrvaughn]

@@ml9867 not when you’re hunting on network television 🤭

[@austinteutsch]

@@ml9867 Why of course. It's the Epstein home of pure sin.

[@margaretanscombe730]

Just think…Those teenagers and that little guy are now (early 2023) about 39 and 26 years old, respectively! Wonder where they are and what they’re doing now. Bet they all get a kick out of watching this clip. Letterman was an absolute master in these segments!

[@JeffSmedbron]

This first trick inspired my own successful first human trick submission to the show.

[@austinteutsch]

That first girl was a certified babe.

[@TheSleepingonit]

Take her home kind of girl

[@seulmoi]

Dave:"Boy my luck couldn't be running any better tonight could it?" Girl: I'm seventeen. Dave:😐

[@Opus313]

"Do we wanna see that, actually?" You bet! Sorry, no wagering.

[@RevengeAvenger]

Imagine being that kid as a functioning adult. Riding your bike everywhere with your bright yellow vest. Telling your friends that you were on The Letterman Show

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

I think I remember watching this one live back in the day!!

[@1972CB350]

This channel is the best on KZbin.

[@amichels]

8:19 “I sure did, Dave”

[@dianaallen5700]

Love connection... girl who swallows tongue and boy who uses teeth to bite metal. Is that a love story or a new marvel comics movie? It was cute nonetheless.

[@Rightfrank.bernox]

3:13 LMAO

[@PlaceStillMatters]

Loved the sneezing kid!

[@lisvender]

Love Taylor's constant "what the hell" expression

[@johnnypolo1983]

8:44 -Bite right through the aluminum? -You know it. The most 90’s response ever to the most 90’s question ever.

[@Deltawhiskeymike]

That's not her Tonsils, it's her Uvula. (Deans list huh!?!)....

[@tomgreen8457]

I would love to see Dave re connect with some of the "normal" people from these and many other bits. People from the street interviews. People he worked the drive through with. So many regular people Out there that had their lives impacted by a short bit executed perfectly. You could do them over zoom or Skype or whatever. Just an idea.

[@tomgreen8457]

People that wrote in letters. Small town ads. The list goes on and on. Endless CURRENT content based on classic bits.

[@sha11235]

Could you imagine that girl being on the Oscar telecast Dave had hosted a few months before?

[@TheGreatAtario]

Buddy of mine randomly taught himself to do that same tongue thing out of boredom when he was in school

[@TheSleepingonit]

Would not marry him lol

[@chiefscheider]

I saw that thumbnail and suddenly had the urge to watch Pink Floyd The Wall

[@arefkannout5050]

Wooow

[@marymarshall7428]

She should have sang a song also. Could've had a great career with Paul and the band

[@PlaceStillMatters]

Bob Barker is a legend though. Dave should be thrilled with comparison. 😅

[@Tobbetejj]

Did the first girl also audition for the office?😍

[@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511]

i always thought swallowing one's tongue was a way to suicide

[@durgaachundajidurgaa4497]

🌹

[@michaelparks6120]

Yikes !

[@jasonrodgers9063]

Watching the "can biter" kid was painful!

[@TheSleepingonit]

That first girl is one to marry

[@margaritakmp]

imagine if those two 17-year-olds had kids, i wonder what kind of weird shit their kids could do

[@dockaos924]

We are doomed as a civilisation little did he know those words would become so true

[@burakursar1309]

Giantess Vore

[@gottfriedosterbach3907]

Pardon, the entire country of France says you are doing it wrong let us show you.

[@jasonrodgers9063]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Deep Throat"!

[@srinath6247]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chaseme9860]

This would be great for removing phlegm.

[@commanderkeen3787]

That's insane. She obviously has zero gag reflex to be able to do that

[@robinblackmoor8732]

I wonder if she started using that zero gag reflex trick as she got older?

[@adamtaylor5989]

@@robinblackmoor8732 We are doomed as a civilization

[@robinblackmoor8732]

@@adamtaylor5989 Maybe. Zero gag-relax is not the cause.

[@hfield07]

@@robinblackmoor8732 i wonder if youre as creepy in person as you are on the internet

[@robinblackmoor8732]

@@hfield07 I wonder if you are so humorless in real life or just on the internet.

[@HookBeak_66]

Oh come on, jeeze louise why would you want to bite the top off a can if its already open with a ring pull anyway? I can understand if its a full bottle of beer with a crimped cap, & you have no bottle top pull device, when you fancy a beer, but this is stupid.

[@aarondavis5193]

You clearly miss the point of stupid human tricks.

[@Steve-cm2ys]

Frenotomy?

[@louisbuzzi869]

Cute isn't she... I'll say .

[@Jose-wy3qp]

What is here name?

[@longwindingroad]

She married Joe Potato . She's now Mrs. Potato. Nick name, Mr and Mrs potato head.

[@davidfelix2594]

That Taylor kid is probably on death row now for being a serial killer.

[@povertyspec9651]

Wonder what she's up to these days

[@hfield07]

probably trying to avoid creeps still

[@longwindingroad]

She's still trying to grow tomatoes in her garden.

[@jonfindlay183]

Great parenting, let's take our young child onto national television and exploit him, just so we can get a free trip to New York

[@Steve-cm2ys]

🙄

[@slovitzmusic8201]

True. But those days are gone now! No one will invite you to the show. You just make yet another stupid short video and put it on TikTok. And if you're lucky, you're gonna have some views. Those people here were seen by millions!

[@michaelburke6552]

The guy with the can needs to get a blood pack and bust it while he is biteing on the can he would get better response from the audience.

[@MrCurtisass]

shondra is proly 45 now , she looked 25 then !

[@burakursar1309]

Giantess Vore