Stupid Players... And Stupid Ways To Lose (Artosis Clips)

[@umarthdc]

That hero protoss preventing Artosis to reach S and supplying us with more salty clips.

[@lordjared2572]

'zerg is one of the 2 easiest races in brood war;

[@ArtosisClips]

Jesus christ this comment got me LMAO

[@whitneysmiltank]

one of the best quote ever LOL

[@drdnout]

Other one may be hmmm... A terran?

[@tastethejace]

@@drdnout Close!

[@wilz3346]

Lmao

[@Slimurgical]

One thing I do love about Artosis is that he CAN in fact take some jokes at his expense, it's how you know he's alright.

[@hexaquras9374]

this is my first time hearing artosis say "he's good"

[@shadowrobot7708]

It's like finding a Unicorn

[@marconico1012]

First time hearing him saying it unironically

[@yannickkhalil3355]

Flash would've used a 6th SCV to attack the bunker so the others wouldn't stop repairing.

[@guyfromdubai]

"Baby didnt make" my sides

[@josephdiaz2182]

LMFAOAOAOAO

[@raymondchou9550]

same lmao

[@donjezza]

I love it when he says the other player's good

[@MomongaMH]

This time he meant it tho, Arty CAN appreciate people that play better than him ;)

[@MafiaCow]

They just have to play terran.

[@FernandoBelloDeveloper]

at 3:23 there were 4 goons attacking and 5 scvs reparing, they repaired faster than the goons attack. It happens to all of us :(

[@dew9103]

yes and before anyone comment "Flash wouldn't have lost the bunker" he literally did in ASL season 8 finals game 1.

[@Slimurgical]

"Men of Garbage is all I'm playing today" YO new Starcraft Race?! Bruh is there a new Co-op Commander? HYPE

[@ponteusbolecki8103]

Watching him losing is making me calm. Don't know why. I got 21 years experience in SC and even now when I'm on my break from SC would never blame anyone for losing. Just myself. His name should be Artlosis.

[@Hyperion856]

4:20 No but if you manage to put siege tanks in front of a protoss base they are pretty fucked.

[@scardy92]

Putting siege tanks in front of a base is not early game pressure though.

[@thereminrainbow5357]

“He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster." *flashback to IdrA rage* "And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”

[@hmr1122]

2:20 oh yes, the old 'who killed the internet' flash. Edit: 5:50 imagine if he acted like this most of the time, I'd actually respect him.

[@sdlfjlsdkf]

Artosis losing to Zerg or Protoss user: This FUCKIN GAME!!! UGHHH! I HATE IT!! Artosis losing to fellow Terran user: Damn he's so good....

[@killervacuum]

sometimes i wonder why he's so tolerant of the spam donations then i realize he's been playing the same game with voice clips ON for 25 years

[@MomongaMH]

I couldn't imagine playing SC without the voice clips on honestly. I tried it multiple times but without sound I mess up soo much, I miss a lot of stuff too. I'd say playing without sound takes me down at least 2 ranks lol

[@-Nick-T]

waaay back when, i had to cancel the video portrait for fps reasons!!

[@ArtosisClips]

TTS donos are at least $3 each and he can skip them at any time, seems worth.

[@stiltzy1534]

Bzz bzz not enough minerals

[@tedytarrify]

Feet pix donation was gold

[@David-tq2cm]

PLEASE MORE OF THIS DAY YOU NEED TO POST THE GAME THE GUYS HAS 2 PROBES ONLY LEFT AND HE STILL WIN AAAARTOSIS

[@ArtosisClips]

It's coming up :)

[@daonlytruefalse3480]

Of course, Protoss will be the gatekeeper for Artosis on the road to S-rank lol

[@user-randomize2k]

Lmfao imagine a race when you can literally kill them with pressure

[@cellulanus]

The funny thing is he was completely wrong about why the SCVs stopped repairing his bunker. The SCVs stopped repairing because he ran out of minerals for a split second due to construction. He has zero sense of how many resources he actually has at any time.

[@joxikorr]

"he sits there and do nothing" say the guy, who sits on the othere side and do nothing =D

[@thepraetorian2368]

Can someone explain me the Flash joke? I haven't been following this guy for years and I am really curious about it now

[@ArtosisClips]

It's a running joke in his chat that "FlaSh would've won that" to which Artosis gets annoyed because if it weren't for FlaSh, Terran would look way worse because he's one of the only successful Terran players in modern history. In ASL (current main Starcraft League) out of 19 players with +50% winrate, 3 are Terran, 9 are Zerg, 6 are Protoss, 1 is Random.. And 2 of those are FlaSh. He's miles ahead of the competition and makes it look like Terran is much more competitive. Here's the aformentioned stats: i.imgur.com/FHNMQGJ.png

[@thepraetorian2368]

@@ArtosisClips I see, I do remember watching one of his games where he filled the whole map with spider mines, he really looks like an awesome player, but I had no idea about this terran's situation in the competitive sphere since I never had interest in it, now the joke makes much more sense

[@ryuranzou]

@@ArtosisClips That's odd I don't see Artosis on that list at all.

[@moralessanchezoscarelias6412]

The player Flash is so dominant in the pro scene that he sometimes is called the god of StarCraft. So it's like saying "don't complain, god would have done it", which is just a fun and absurd thing to say.

[@MrFlytoskyyy2]

last 2 dono was super lol

[@mackparker9064]

Yeah lmfao "baby didn't make"

[@missbelled6700]

"He mindgamed you" made me laugh too

[@wilz3346]

Ty.

[@joaopadua7134]

Flash's scvs would repair with out flash telling them to

[@yannickkhalil3355]

How do you counter crazy zerg as Terran?

[@smorgasborgas]

Couldn't tell if he actually meant the Terran was good or if it was sarcasm lmao

[@aronpop1447]

why compare dragoon with vulture? a firebate would be more accurate i think

[@Buliwyf90]

thank god this dude doesn't play fighting games

[@EvilSmonker]

Prob depends on the game, if it would be super balanced like arksys fighters maybe not?

[@ArtosisClips]

He actually used to play Street Fighter a lot apparently.

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

Arty are you sure you have to play terran?

[@ArtosisClips]

The fate of the human race relies on brave players like Artosis to keep playing Terran of course.

[@Howitz759]

has this guy ever been beat by an opponent stronger than him?

[@MasterRoshi8974]

baby didnt make

[@Perrodetrocha]

lol, this man is kinda ridiculous

[@brucebrockbank2034]

I would love to see a new patch that makes Terrain overpowered. Artosis would still fail and complain. He’s absolute shit that’s spent 20 years of his life to fail at a video game. Game set match.

[@theeraphatsunthornwit6266]

Oh he has a calm , normal sc day too zzz

[@lotgc]

If anyone can just all-in with lurkers and ultras on two bases and win in A league, then I see no reason why my idea of Muta + queen w/ Ensnare can't get me to A league too! Nvm: you don't even need lurkers

[@orbitalstrike]

its amazing how bad protoss players actually are. they dont have to think about anything. i do not understand how blizzard thinks its balanced. aoe lockdowns, recalls, psi storms, aoe cloaking for units, workers that can build and run off to do something else, invisible detectors, mind control, maelstroms, and last but not least? goddamn photon cannons. people say its ok cus protoss units cost more. well, when protoss can take 5 bases without trying, the costs dont matter much anymore, do they?

[@JuanxDlol]

Well zerg is easy tho.

[@1982nauj]

hahahahahahah

[@lunatik3395]

These artosis fan boys are so cringe

[@hassanawdi3793]

Just spamming the right click button doesn't make u a pro