Stupid Things I did when I FIRST Got MINECRAFT...

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[@AW_Studios]

On my first night in Minecraft I heard Zombies. I ran in horror into my crappy wooden house and cowered until the sun rise. Later I found out that you can’t die in creative. 👍

[@turtlebugs2859]

Same mistake here, but i also didn’t know you could break blocks in caves to get away

[@ash-mk3sb]

Lol

[@theziedrich4407]

well for me i didn't even know about creative mode but later i founded it and i did exactly same as you did

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

@@theziedrich4407 found*

[@mona7465]

Verdex found*

[@zootoo1977]

I thought zombies was just a popular skin players used so when one hit me I typed in chat saying "Wtf dude not cool"

[@ummtulip]

dude, are you talking real?

[@mewbloom]

XD

[@KhaosThatMonkey]

@@ummtulip 😈😈😈

[@chloequarles4422]

BTS! Got7 Twice Blckpink Kpop!! Hahah

[@zootoo1977]

@@everythingthrice2582 I'm a fast typer😂

[@DoctorHero]

When I first saw a spawner, I thought that if I broke it, it would spawn hundreds of mobs at once.

[@viixxxie]

same honestly

[@Sophie._29]

Didn’t we all?

[@homosexualsaregay4189]

how do you think that

[@sangeetharana4435]

*Makes sense*

[@RandomGamer-]

that actually sounds more sensical than just breaking it with just XP. Now come to think of it, it should be a real feature in Minecraft.

[@willowsummers4065]

The fact that Mumbo was a redstone hoarder right from the start it’s just funny.

[@vyprgames1678]

The two things I remember most about starting in minecraft: 1) I replaced my torches every day because I thought they would burn out 2) I never swam if I saw a squid because I thought they were hostile

[@yeetisloveyeetislife4106]

Me to but I thought torches would burn u so I never used them

[@ad_zie7763]

Number 2 is so relatable

[@vuatson]

to be fair those teeth do look very hostile

[@itzgamerx2683]

Lol same I thought that squids were hostile

[@C0LDRAM3N]

Squidward coming for you now

[@butteredsalmonella]

I remember using bones instead of swords for combat. I. Am. Marowak.

[@itsmax9535]

i used Fish because someone used a fish instead of an sword as comedy

[@charliekett7934]

I used a stick and called it “ the stick of wisdom “ It was great in combat... °•°

[@soapfaces]

I have a piece of cobblestone His name was Sam It was a PlayStation world and at the time u could enchant anything(including blocks) here are sams enchantments Fire aspect 2 Knock back 1 Sharpness 5

[@simaobaptista4715]

I also did that but I was Sans the skeleton

[@ahuman4843]

Ahahha

[@KayaWolfHorse]

When I first started playing I apparently didn’t realize that mining was part of the game, so for torches my sister and I would raid villages. This was a version in which the only chest was a blacksmith and villagers were useless, so the only thing that was taken from those villages was the wheat and torches. Also, I thought it was essential to get leather armor before any others as the starter armor, so I never really got anywhere in survival mode. Creative mode was my game, and I wasn’t great at building so it was pretty much just flying around finite worlds.

[@wolf2489]

i was pretty similar when i started 💀

[@EmberTheFlareon3579]

How did you not realize Mining, of all things, were essential for a game called MINEcraft? XD I mean, no offense, I seriously don't mean to be rude, but still.

[@ValuableBlueberry]

​@@EmberTheFlareon3579 maybe he trought it was some game called Mikeraft when he was yonger or just forgot to do the Minecraft Xbox 360 Tutorial World

[@Aygol__]

When I was thinking of getting minecraft, I did intense research. There was nothing I didn't know. Then when I got it I died immediately.

[@LordPorkshire]

41 like no reply let me fix that

[@strtnsp]

Back then, I hide underground from zombies In creative

[@cardmagician2093]

Lol

[@alessiolimoli]

XD

[@aspenix2749]

Sad to say I did the same....

[@pownotthere]

ッ BRaBuS Me too When i ask my mom to buy minecraft pe I made a new world and thought survival mode was adventure mode and creative was survival mode Wait was adventure mode in the java edition when the bedrock edition had nether core reactor? I watched many players played java edition so yeah

[@robot2374]

Lol

[@bigboy6967]

guys remember when minecraft pocket edition lite came out? i was so scared of the low quality zombies

[@santinodesimone3125]

Well me too

[@kiwqi7256]

Remember the nether type thing which spawned in xd

[@BikoVids]

SAME

[@KRABPXL]

I would build up and get lost in the void thing

[@DRuger]

Same

[@disholdumbrella8541]

I remember putting milk into a dispenser at a village hoping the villagers would loot the dispenser and drink the milk

[@homosexualsaregay4189]

HOW DO YOU THINK THAT

[@RetroIsWatching]

@@homosexualsaregay4189 says the one who steals content

[@homosexualsaregay4189]

@@RetroIsWatching this is my cringe sisters youtube channel, she uses my email although i made her one

[@RetroIsWatching]

@@homosexualsaregay4189 ok

[@stan8479]

Wholesome!

[@mcallahk]

I think your redstone collection was impressive, knowing that back in the day it took nearly 5 seconds with an iron pickaxe to mine. It was annoying!

[@BiltmoreGhost]

I just remembered one: When I first started mining sand, and came across sandstone, I though I found an undiscovered temple at the time. Dug out half the desert looking for a temple that was never there. Wasn't for naught. I wanted the sand anyways.

[@DLee1923]

I found a temple that had 4 chests , and a Pressure plate that I stepped on of course, and it blew me and the whole bottom of the temple to pieces !!! 😂😂😂 It's funny now, but I was freaked out then ! LOL

[@Sinceriest]

Laurie Plumley lol

[@ffpthinkhaddock4146]

Same XD

[@dmgarcia5723]

lol i started mining at the middle of the temple And just fell directly into the trap xD

[@gameboss8169]

not liking cuz we should keep the likes @ 400 :)

[@literallydead1521]

When I first played minecraft I was really lonely. So I spawn an enderman, since theres "man" in the sentence so clearly its a man. I was terrified

[@grasscircle9211]

XD

[@ace-be6tv]

I could've just imagined your reaction

[@yyhvra4556]

XD

[@lokloktoysreview4796]

lol XD

[@Neptune_o]

Lamexx `v ́ XD

[@MegaMetroid75]

Didn't know you could craft. Didn't know you could build. All I knew was destruction. I broke gravel with my hand because I thought it would function the same as stone? I destroyed an entire village because I liked the wooden planks and didn't know how to get them. I dug through stone with my hand and got lost in the darkness. Died to pretty much every overworld mob on the first night. That's what my first experience was like.

[@KenLinx]

That last part about quitting out of lack of motivation and then returning to create an entirely new world is so relatable. I never want to revisit a world I left a long time ago because I can never remember if I quit out of boredom or if I quit after losing a bunch of valuable items.

[@everythingthrice2582]

I once thought a witch was a villager and was wondering why it tried to kill me

[@GenUrobutcher]

Hey this happened to me exactly few weeks ago when I just started the game 😑

[@bjornvanmoorsel9930]

@@GenUrobutcher you just started the game Im not mad only disappointed

[@DiegoGames-yf5vr]

Everything Thrice well they are,but arent

[@everythingthrice2582]

Ya think?

[@DiegoGames-yf5vr]

Everything Thrice yea a witch spawns when a villager is stuck by lightning

[@charlottefrances6338]

My first night in Minecraft I dug 3 blocks down and put one above my head and called it my house... I was in creative

[@sleepietwo5256]

Lmao

[@rxzon1209]

**claps**

[@thatblueghost2296]

Me to

[@yukistel]

Me too lol. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yodaslastic]

you just said “in creative” to make it ‘funny’

[@linkdahylian4386]

Also one of my first experiences was my first night outside of peaceful Mode I spent the night in a cave that i lit up with torches. The entrance was blocked by a dirt Wall and a wooden door. I had never fought anything in this game before so i was a bit afraid of all the Zombies out there. I was minding my own Business when i suddenly heard a loud bang that scared the shit out of me. To my horror i saw Cracks appearing on the door, with two green arms reaching through the wood. I spent the next few nights behind a Tunnel of dirt with five wooden doors

[@Dr-Random]

When i first played Minecraft on my 2012 ipad mini 1 in 2015, i would make a “stone hut” with no way to get in it, filled the first layer with water, and spammed the sheep spawn egg. I would do that on every single world i made. I never named them. World list: My world My world My world My world I remember it all so clearly. And i always played Creative mode.

[@stupidsnowman7757]

i used to think that you couldn't fly in creative mode so when i built stuff, i used ladders to get around.

[@stupidsnowman7757]

@6e7 Zain El Din YOUNIS i feel you brother

[@newzealand1706]

1) I remember thinking I could craft an arrow with coal 2) I didn't know how to throw items/blocks, so what I did was just place the blocks I didn't want

[@deadchannel5933]

Lol I also did things similar to this

[@theofficialmo3633]

@@deadchannel5933 i still sometimes do that

[@ghostattca1658]

I had to carry a chest with me. The first time I mined a diamond, I didn't have the space for them, so I had to go back to get wood for a chest and when I came to get them, they were gone... First time also that I realized that items disappeared XD

[@risotto3039]

I didnt know how to craft with crafting table...

[@jackdaw634]

My first experience in minecraft was that I thought creative mode would be a nice relaxed way to get used to the gameplay mechanics, then I immediately started near panicking about why I couldn't pick up any of the blocks I broke. Then I started flying and then realized I didn't know how to land. Then I spawned probably a few hundred cats and immediately regretted it because of all the noise. That was a fun day.

[@M_Saad69]

Its literally embarrassing that when i first started playing minecarft for 3 whole months i didn't new how to make a crafting table. I just kill cows and make dirt houses with no doors and 1 block window

[@Mulitate4]

Mumbo - "im no professional" Also Mumbo - *goes on to build the most complicated redstone machines*

[@gearoidgarvey8266]

To be honest, Mumbo is amateur compared to other people, not that I don't like him, but because some people are on cocaine

[@duskleh4722]

Mumbo: "im no professional" Also mumbo: *Goes on to build the most complicated redstone machines* Me: Am i a joke to you?

[@belledelphine9692]

Gearoid Garvey Well, Mumbo is really good at red stone. The only thing is he’s amateur compared to other people because of the fact that he cannot build. At least not on a pro level. And, when building stuff, redstone contractions play a big role but without building, it’s not as good as other’s work.

[@gearoidgarvey8266]

@@belledelphine9692 I'm a long term fan of him, I know what cool things he can build, but sci craft players are gods in mortal form compared to mumbo

[@ipapachubbs8609]

@@gearoidgarvey8266 Nah they are on crack, and that Mountain dew 24/7.

[@AcoN0Five]

When i was new i used to play on peaceful, but still made forts and protection against mobs "just in case"

[@nwc2392]

I done that as well!

[@SGimystx]

SAME!

[@user-bk1jc7us9t]

Relatable

[@summitd8440]

I also played on peaceful difficulty for about 4 months until I learned to go on hard mode

[@rashaadahmad2517]

It took me almost 5 good years to realize there is something like ore in Minecraft and I celebrated when I found COAL ore

[@blueninja7134]

When I first started playing Minecraft, I never played a survival game before... so I went around thinking a sapling was a weapon... and just failing at everything...

[@TheGudeGamer]

Could I please have some more examples of mistakes you made?

[@theweirdo48]

I thought that the compass was for searching diamonds, so I followed it and lost my base

[@knowh8ns3nb0y5]

But doesn't it take u to where u slept last???

[@keris8708]

@@knowh8ns3nb0y5 no it takes you to world spawn

[@hanykhail7700]

I did that to and I saw diamonds 😎😎😎

[@onlyhereformemes6656]

When I first made a compass I did not know how it works so I through it in a garbage machine where you put it in a dispenser then it shoots it in lava on the other side.

[@sorbedy]

The Weirdo!!! Same but my sis found my house

[@overforest1195]

Within 10 seconds of playing, before I knew how to jump I tried to "pet" a wolf. I think you know what happened next. 💀💀💀

[@annamariah1819]

yep i know the hole pack would angry from just hiting a wolf i i did that once and i died because i was i noooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[@aftrhvrz]

BRO SAME

[@amelie2335]

When i first started playing, I didn't know crafting existed. That made it quite hard fore to survive, because I was also stuck on an island with no trees. I also always played on peaceful because I was scared of the mobs.

[@AveRagerGD]

I was strip mining once and came upon bedrock. At that time, I had never heard of or seen bedrock. I looked up “gray and black ore Minecraft”, to find out it wasn’t some sort of rare and valuable mineral, but just bedrock. Also, always make sure you let go of direction keys before stopping crouching, because you could run straight into a pool of lava. Later I found out about keepinventory, and played with it in that world ever since

[@johnmovies8824]

A creeper fell in my house. Couple minutes later: I stayed in peaceful

[@Guth1]

Stalin i was going to say that lmao

[@dlt78081]

Creeper?!

[@mariafe7050]

Aw man?!

[@starice5095]

*SO WE BACK IN THE MINE*

[@mariafe7050]

*GOT OUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE*

[@H1SD]

"I'm no professional" *Literally publishes Minecraft videos for a job*

[@geoffbear]

Lol true!

[@electricsavage4012]

Omega lol

[@aryanru]

Have you seen SciCraft?

[@zoekwok6716]

H1SD lmao.... And I’m your 500th like

[@sierracomix]

The house recreation has inspired me to recreate one of my old bases before I had even bought the game. I played demo mode for a good year so I'll be using the famous 'North Carolina' seed.

[@Yuleni21299]

When I first played minecraft. The one thing I can remember me and my brother trying to do, repeatedly, was attempt to hatch an ender dragon. Or a dragon in generally. We used to watch all of these video’s and nothing seemed to work for us, our frustration at the game was hilarious, considering we were 8 and 10 years old. It never did help that the eggs we were trying to use would kinda just disappear on us 😂

[@happyryan2502]

I used to think that hostile mobs turned into squids during the day. Then when I fell into a lake full of squids, I was so scared that I deleted the world.

[@evalinksarchives4045]

W-why or how would you think that...? I cannot understand

[@happyryan2502]

@@evalinksarchives4045 Well, I was around 8 then. 8 year old think strange things...

[@evalinksarchives4045]

@@happyryan2502 oh understandable

[@unenouille430]

Even at 8 there needs to be a logic to it.

[@castoru3398]

@@unenouille430 Maybe because squids are harmless...?

[@Mwowant]

The first time i played minecraft, I decided it was a good idea to live underwater. I died in 20 seconds. I was very confused.

[@gisel1820]

Koool

[@KhaosThatMonkey]

@@gisel1820 lmao

[@ugniuszavadskis9658]

200 IQ

[@taco7953]

Why? Does your brain think going underwater wouldn’t drown you?

[@devanims4964]

k

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

I remember that back when I started playing in 1.0, I had watched a lot of alpha/beta gameplay videos before... but never ingrained in my mind how to craft a pickaxe until I got the game. Also I still haven't gotten far past the Nether in terms of progression, I've gotten to the point where all I needed to start the stronghold hunt was ender pearls (in like 1.12) but sadly I've since lost that world

[@jenniferkey5610]

When I started playing, I refused to play normal worlds, I only played superflat. And even though I played the limeted size consle worlds, I still lost all my bases.

[@reuniteireland]

Probably harder in some ways because there's no geographic markers to guide yourself back

[@malcolmhendricks2932]

I tried to craft without a crafting table, I put three blocks of wool on top of 3 blocks of wood. I then tried to sleep on it

[@redundantchannels8154]

I did that too oof

[@ironyofthedead9581]

Same except I use two wool (this was in the beta and ii just got it at the time)

[@anintellectual1637]

That... that... just makes me cringe and laugh at the same time

[@-dzzy-4140]

@@redundantchannels8154 same

[@mizuwolfieyt2999]

When I start Minecraft I made wooden sword wooden axe wooden how wooden shovel and wooden pickaxe IDK WHY I INCLUDE WOODEN HOE XDD when I first saw iron golem I punch it and though it was a mob I was protecting villagers XD when I first started Minecraft I WAS SCARED OF EVERY NICEST MOBS except animals

[@Jayup]

Mumbo: I wasn’t a particularly good architect Me, thinking about hermitcraft season six: nothing has changed Mumbo. You never come to meetings

[@Yegogon]

My first house in Minecraft was entirely made out of logs, because I didn't know that planks are also blocks, not just crafting materials. I used trapdoors instead of glass because I didn't know how to "craft" it. I couldn't find iron iron for a long time because I thought that this wasn't iron ore but clay

[@jamiekslog]

This makes me feel so good about my Minecraft world. Despite the fact that I watched people play all the time and new lots about it

[@helencrw12]

Omg saaame! I intensely watched mumbo before I started yet my first house was made of like 15 birch logs even though I knew lots of obscure mechanics

[@Limathebean]

Why does the iron door have a handle if it’s powered by redstone

[@redstonewarrior7934]

One commie llama Llama never thought about that

[@Shiroi664]

Illuminati

[@hrmph6938]

FBI wants to know your location

[@wielove6924]

Mojang: They know too much, KILL THEM

[@jyoschiboi3166]

r/showerthoughts

[@sharksophone5716]

I would play with a zombie skin and thought zombies wouldnt recognize me and therefore wouldnt attack me... *i was wrong*

[@Emmerilla_]

Same dude xD

[@RobloxIsCool5000]

Saaammmeeee

[@cheleya]

Omg, samee🤣

[@tristan6381]

I thought wearing a baby ghast would let me fly...

[@sharksophone5716]

@Eric Miret no u

[@flamestar1857]

i remember my first base being just bed with a furnace and a acrafting table with a large chest (which i for some reason felt proud of) near a lava pond. tat lava killed and saved me a lot of times

[@summer7469]

That “new world” thing, my friend Zak still does that and he calls himself a Minecraft god!😆

[@youtakel7708]

I saw a creeper outside my house, 1 SINGLE CREEPER. I immediately wore my diamond armors and equiped full diamond and gold weapons and tools(hoes, picks, axes, and swords). I was in creative. And till this day, I still remembered my house's design.

[@sabbyinfante7799]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@mariafe7050]

No one likes gold tools.

[@youtakel7708]

@@mariafe7050 i didn't understand back then.

[@dianedenboestert8229]

My brother built a house out of wool in creative

[@minecraftlover1168]

lol'

[@caiodamus6403]

In the first night, i was so proud of myself, mining ores and getting alot of cool itens in a cave then i heard my first cave sound.

[@slushelhusky2448]

have you heard the new ones lately? Jesus Christ they're terrifying

[@hamoodddw]

when i saw the "read more" i thought that you would say "in creative"

[@andioop2083]

@@slushelhusky2448 so true. They give me nightmares

[@wuzzierash578]

I heard a creepy violin noise on ground level while chopping wood and just quit and tuned off my .

[@RIISK04]

@@wuzzierash578 I heard the creepy violin one in a cave when I went around the corner and saw a skeleton. I actually jumped

[@christilee1]

I doubt that Mumbo will see this, but I am proud to announce that after hours of playing Minecraft, I made an iron farm. I actually did really well in my world and I’m just so happy I have a permanent map I’m not tired of using. Your videos have been inspiring me to start making redstone contraptions now that I feel safe exploring mines. Thank you for creating this channel, because although a lot of your videos have been made for entertainment purposes, I have found them very educational, and I’m going to start building some complicated farms. Remember, I’m going to have a PlayStation Platinum Trophy strictly under your name, my guy. Obviously it will be my own, but you earned it too! Finally, I want to reach out to all the other fans reading this to say, yes I play on console, but it’s not by choice, so don’t murder me about it. ❤😂

[@JodyWhammer]

When I first started playing I thought the game was about nothing but survival. I didn’t defeat any bosses. Barely went out to mine, I found a village and just walked around trying to stay alive lmao

[@williamhessel5123]

Dude I spent three real days straight trying to figure out why I wasn't getting the stone when I broke it with my fist.

[@ans3825]

Lol

[@ans3825]

This is so funny

[@skyesfallenxx]

SAME

[@jerryliu4804]

Me too

[@jerryliu4804]

I thought making wooden tools was a waste of resources

[@akariovo7505]

When I first started, I was in creative mode, and screamed and hid in a dirt house when I first saw a zombie because I thought it would kill me. Then when I saw a mob spawner for the first time, I thought the zombies were having a ritual and were sacrificing a baby zombie lmao. I was like 12, so I didn't know anything about the game.

[@retrobit5973]

* *MINECRAFT SOUNDTRACK INTENSIFIES* *

[@samueluribe4929]

i thought the exact same thing when i first found a spawner lol

[@ahmadkazan7994]

Well I am pretty sure the baby zombie was sacrificing them.

[@ThomasJames79001]

I still get a little bit of anxiety when I fly around mobs because I think the game would glitch out and I’d be switched into survival. 😅

[@paulgrzenda2021]

🧢

[@turnipbell8326]

The stupid things I did in minecraft: 1.Wondering why there were villagers in a single player world 2.being scared of zombies in creative mode 3.making a block because I was scared

[@UltraViolet_Animations]

When I first started, If I didn’t get a bed before the first night, I would leave the game and completely abandon that world, so I had a lot of old worlds just gathering dust at the bottom of my thousands of worlds. And I still haven’t deleted them

[@jasonharper8407]

When I first started, my brother told me villagers could do jobs. So I put up signs saying Job Needed At The Hotel As A Receptionist. 😂😂😂

[@grasscircle9211]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂IM DIEING!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ql7zi2yl3h]

•[E m a ]• yes and you are not spelling

[@Neptune_o]

Jason Harper I thought they were actual ppl and I was sitting there typing in the chat asking them questions like y they all had the same skin

[@cronas.biggest.kinnie]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@namhngy]

My cousin told me that villagers destroyed and stole stuff

[@DJ08687]

Mumbo: I’m no professional at minecraft Also mumbo:*builds walking house* yeah it’s actually quite simple

[@balls3199]

WHEEZEE!!!

[@finleyballinger7949]

Btw I’m the best player on creative destruction

[@MineBot-nu5ns]

Team Indigo Gaming um someone copy u dude his name mr bowk

[@beastmode7040]

EXATLY

[@joosep3668]

MineBot 3000 he was 4 weeks ago and this is 3 -_-

[@CyarSkirata]

When I first started gathering wood to build a house, I gathered hundreds of wood blocks to build my house on my brother's world on Xbox 350. *Then* he hit a break in whatever project he was doing at the time, realised how long I'd been at it, and told me that when you crafted them into planks you got four times as many blocks.

[@lizzyjones8418]

I remember seeing villagers for the first time and I freaked out thinking real people were somehow on my singleplayer world!

[@xanthe6731]

Same lol

[@dolphindreamer8739]

When I first met a witch, I thought it was a villager and tried to trade with it LOL

[@wolf_lp5503]

xD

[@basmakarali5732]

I recently new that you can drink to removed

[@bensrandomvideo]

Me too haha then ran into my base where it followed me and killed me :(

[@dolphindreamer8739]

Lemmi LOL

[@jdrawsshit4837]

Lol same

[@padzsc]

So I used to play on mcpe and when you can’t craft something it turns red I thought I had crafted a redstone sword

[@infinity_karma9092]

Statix KendaBop at that time I pretended zombies were npcs

[@longlostvampire3228]

@The Musical Gamer TMG so im not the only one who thought there was a obsidian sword :0

[@xkyatto8095]

When i believed in herobrine

[@hapyvika]

oof. rest in pepperoni pizzas

[@danielbarde22]

Sir Slash ,

[@samvsmedia8680]

I didn't make tools above stone other than pickaxes because I didnt want to waste valuables, I also only did leather armor.

[@Japuckle]

My first time making an area for crops, i needed alot of water, and i didnt know about infinite sources, so i was running back and fourth to a lake(which was pretty far away), with one bucket, constantly worried that the lake would run out of water, i finally realized that i could have infinite water. I felt like an absolute genious

[@lumpystilskin5367]

2014 me: where are the hostile mobs? *forgets he set difficulty to peaceful*

[@sdewwu]

dude i remember that and then i went to ask my friend why the mobs wont spawn but we both were noobs so we tried to run around the world and didnt find them and then we found out we were in peaceful and we both laughed

[@XSI_Sam102]

@@sdewwulol

[@fancyrobot6026]

Yup

[@haydendufour4306]

No joke I did that yesterday

[@prestonkwan2387]

When I first got Minecraft I tried finding other people to play with In a private survival world

[@reversehq8806]

XD

[@Rasroer]

Few years ago (in 1.12.2) I thought that by opening world to LAN will let anyone join the world without port forwarding and entering ip adress. Because of this I tried to make a town where me and any other people from across the world would live. Basically I was always alone xD

[@pancake891]

OMG ME TOO! I made a “shop” full of chests and made it of gold blocks. I sat behind my counter and waited, thinking that a player would walk in and buy stuff. I eventually got bored and made a rollercoaster

[@yesno1354]

i found out there were minigames on console so i played console and played pvp and rage quit because other people kept killing me

[@om1nousecho]

Catherine Kwon samee

[@meeratenneti8555]

When we were young and just got the game, my brother tried to prank me by saying he found gold. He switched his mode to creative and put gold blocks on the side of a mountain. Also Mumbo,we didn't learn how to actually play the game for like five months

[@AceFuzzLord]

I had a friend who tried to make an aether portal in the early days of the mod before he knew about mods. I also almost switched to arrow keys instead of WASD because the flash games I used to play, if they had keyboard controls, often required me to move my character via arrow keys over WASD

[@billy1519]

Mumbo *show his tilted roof house* Grian *cries in background*

[@ryanhofmann6171]

Grian would cringe if he saw me and my brothers early worlds

[@liannamisa8078]

Ryan Hofmann LOL GRIAN

[@theamazingcatwizard3654]

My brother just makes random worlds with one random thing and then ignore the world and make a new one which repeats the cycle every time he gets a new idea

[@scythal]

My first Minecraft "city" had its castle built out of iron, gold, and diamond blocks.

[@firefox144]

Why u got the lucky patcher logo

[@baileygreen2324]

I thought pressure plates were a type of carpet 😂🤣

[@annamariah1819]

that's dumb

[@grimbeak2477]

@@annamariah1819 Everyone is pretty stupid when they start out, myself included

[@evvrsince]

Same

[@Glaucous.]

Bailey Green same lol and I was so annoyed by its sound

[@lilyr3955]

@@kainb563 but gold is better 😅😂

[@neurospicypisces]

I'll never forget my first in-game night. After running around all day just looking at terrain, night fell and mobs spawned. I panic built a dirt hut, but had no torches, so a creeper spawned in my not-so-safe house and blew everything up. Very classic.

[@jasmindisney8787]

I really enjoyed hearing about the progression. Makes me feel a little better about where I'm at now, everyone started like me, lol

[@Cryscorde]

“I ignored diamonds.” “I mined diamonds above lava.” “I tried mining diamonds with a stone pickaxe.” Me: “You guys were finding diamonds?”

[@farwakhan4423]

Literally me

[@dylanpetrelli6353]

Hahahahahahaha

[@zoe2975]

Cryscorde Ultimasunt lmaooo

[@sandrashon3347]

I never found diamonds in minecraft I would just cheat and get some diamond ore and i will put in a cave and it will be like this YAYAYAY I FOUND DIAMONDS

[@mwashere1]

Sandra Shon I usually find around 30 diamonds a world

[@frayzard]

The first thing I did? Saw the "Hit E for inventory" tip, looked at my keyboard, and pressed W.

[@thatoneguy9582]

2000 IQ

[@sampai4810]

The answer to "what if humans used 100% of their brain"

[@sonyazhang4444]

Wait why am i laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarraa__]

Here’s something that I will never forget : I was playing Minecraft with my older brother and we found a mob spawner but I was a new player so..I broke it- HE GOT SOOOOOO MAD TO THE POINT THAT IT WAS FUNNY

[@YesAmFrienD]

I very vividly remember my first base being a 5x5x5 wool block that was only 3x3x3 on the inside, not only that but it was in the middle of a ravine for some reason

[@rajl5768]

Me: Plays Mineraft Skeleton:Shoots me Me: How did you get in my Minecraft world

[@Josh-cn5yp]

I wanna play this Mineraft you speak of

[@l.e..937]

I would like to buy Mineraft.

[@l.e..937]

_It sounds much more interesting than Minecraft._

[@_chopper_]

Kevin Ramsamugh mining rafts is not a good idea

[@obiwankenobi8033]

@@l.e..937 it would kill minecraft

[@redy4archive743]

That isn't nearly as bad as when I discovered that stone tools were made from cobblestone and not just stone

[@henrychinaski8686]

Feel u

[@Dyshn]

me too

[@omphya6229]

Sane

[@matteoschiro9502]

Well to be fair, they’re called stone tools not cobblestone tools

[@sheepgod2008]

BRUH GET ON MY LEVEL I once thought that smooth stone cannot be crafted with anything but cobblestone could be crafted with anything. And since all of the blocks dropped what it showed when first placed (if you know what I mean) I stupidly thought that in order to get cobblestone I had to stop minding right before it broke. So I had worlds with nothing made from stone for like 2 months before I finally figured out how it worked. To this day like 6 years later I’m still embarrassed

[@timwoods2852]

I had some basic knowledge of how to punch wood and craft the basic tools, but that was it. I sorta knew that there was armor, but I spent the first few months on a hilltop, underground, surrounded by a cobblestone "wall." (I didn't know wall blocks were a thing.) But, I think the most noob/embarrassing thing I did was to plant seeds on farmland, with no water nearby! I kept wondering why my wheat would get a third to halfway grown before the ground would just turn back to normal. I finally ventured down from my hilltop and hoed the ground by the water and was delighted (and felt pretty silly) when it turned dark and my wheat fully grew.

[@Electroblade360]

2 Things I Remember When I Started Playing Minecraft • Not Using The Crafting Table, Or Even Any Tool Or Weapon, • Breaking Everything With My Fist

[@karltrebla4083]

When i first got minecraft i tried to make an iron golem. IN A CRAFTING TABLE.

[@raddk1tty677]

Same

[@FanFanReal]

XD

[@karltrebla4083]

@Aoyin that's actually a really good idea.

[@zeak747]

@Aoyin maybe but it will be so OP if you find a spawner you can make an iron farm too easy

[@thehuyto]

@Aoyin but if you find a spawner if you use a spawn egg on it it turns the spawner into what that egg spawns.

[@samuelgoodliffe4757]

"I'm no professional..." Me: You literally do this for a living, that is a profession making you a professional.

[@yourethemonstatomyx6491]

omg what-

[@bigpurpleflower2185]

Exactly

[@arandomuser9459]

😯

[@coolbro8922]

When I first played Minecraft, it was the spring of 2013 and it wasn’t easy to know how to craft when I started. There were 100 blocks, worlds weren’t infinite, and in creative mode, all I could do was build, destroy, walk around, and fly. Boy was it fun.

[@loen9591]

i remember most that i used to think what item you have selected in your hotbar was random, i did not know the control and i sometimes without noticing hit the right top trigger (it was on console) wich swapped my item. I just did not figure it out for like 5 months.

[@MrBowk13]

Mumbo: “I’m no professional at minecraft” Also Mumbo: *builds walking house in minecraft* Don’t sell yourself short Mumbo

[@hasanmuneeb9500]

What about walking village

[@EthanConnor221]

ItzMeReify fuck you took my idea of saying fuck you to him

[@_kiaz_]

@@EthanConnor221 fuck you of saying fuck you took my idea of saying fuck you to him.

[@amyperry5018]

MrBowk13 😁

[@mynameisnotimportant7731]

@@_kiaz_ fuck you you took my idea of saying fuck you to that guy

[@kennethha416]

"I'm no professional" *Kills the fricking ender dragon with nothing but redstone* yeah

[@12oblockk]

Hey no swearing on my Christian Minecraft server. One more time and thats a ban for you.

[@skeptrec7025]

Really

[@pizzarolls5911]

Beanie LemonSqueezy *kiss my ass*

[@Mai-gp1mp]

LennyBoiLovesKZbin I killed the wither with a bow with infinite on it

[@keela7324]

@@Mai-gp1mp no you didn't. Bows can't hurt the wither half way in

[@TheRealPompeiiBaby]

Mumbo - "I'm No PrOfEsSiOnAl" Also Mumbo - *nicknamed the God of Redstone*

[@ellyixer99]

When I first got Minecraft, I would set the game mode to peaceful and creative. It was hard to discover that blocks don’t drop when you break them in creative. I played on peaceful and creative for a very long time. I didn’t learn about the nether for years!

[@ro-bbi]

When I started playing Minecraft I ran from a creeper and refused to get close to it and punch it IN CREATIVE

[@Emmerilla_]

When i saw first a creeper, i thought they are so god damn ugly, that i cant look at them xD

[@striver2180]

Back then in the older days of Minecraft if you hit a hostile mob of any type they would attack you even if you were in creative.

[@plebwood2333]

I did that once, however I blocked myself in a trashy wood block house thing and tried using redstone torches for a light source

[@JamesRival]

derp bean How do you know if they’re telling the truth m8 🤔🤔🤔

[@seraphinelovee]

I did the same with zombies. I literally thought they would still kill me. Also, I was so scared of endermen that when one spawned in my creative world... *I deleted the...world...*

[@CN46_]

I used the arrow keys and didn’t figure out how to move for around an hour

[@autvmnn.]

Same thoughh

[@makinleyoare1416]

I sat crying when i was ten cause i missed the thing that popped up that tells you how to walk. I figured it out a hour later after breaking anything in my reach.

[@toadwiiremotewithwiimotion6638]

Same

[@loowisa]

Me after playing another game where you could use the arrow keys

[@crackerattacker3781]

same me and my dad pressed every button on the keyboard

[@salgooderman]

Mumbo: I suck at Minecraft. Me: You made a working video game console in Minecraft!

[@notdanny4985]

Honestly so interesting to see Mumbos Minecraft Journey and it's very relatable for me

[@emkay7963]

When i started playing Minecraft: - During the night i was too scared to go outside so i buried myself in a hole every night. - I was too scared to go mining in caves because it was dark. - I didn’t know how to craft a sword so i hit mobs with iron thinking it would deal more damage. Edit: Wow! Tysm for all the likes! Hope y’all are having a good day 👍

[@unregisteredhypercam2774]

The first one is me I will not loose my house

[@solicarruby9314]

Im all of that Except for the third

[@arlenearlene986]

Lol b4 i got minecraft i watched yt vids about minecraft so i didnt do much stuff

[@Kayleb29]

Same

[@notme7851]

I guess I'm the only one who didn't suck

[@christopheryang7518]

my friends once told me you had to travel to the end so i flew around trying to find it

[@rebecahunt4987]

9.3 million subscribers, endless redstone guides, literally makes living playing the game. The definition of being a professional. "I'm no professional" -Mumbo

[@toxicshadows2567]

I remember the first time I played I went to a tree, mined the wood. And dug straight down through stone with my bare fist and I got so disappointed that the stone didn't drop so I started playing in creative. And then I asked my friends and they said that you have to mine it with a pickaxe. Oh how shocked I was.

[@gabethedog4043]

first time i played minecraft creative mode i made a 2 x 2 hole and filled it with water and spawned silverfish and went fishing with a rod

[@striver2180]

Well...

[@melquinhernandez8526]

Aren't u dead :(

[@advaybajpai7940]

@@melquinhernandez8526 hes in creative

[@person7614]

ADY BRICKZ gabe the dog..

[@kariemacmackin5915]

Lol hello fellow Gabe

[@dominicfynn7180]

I remember also using a stone pickaxe the first time I came across gold (I wasn't totally sure what gold was as I'd never come across it before)

[@ricamaedebulos1814]

Mumbo Jumbo:I'm not a professional Everyone: IMPOSSIBLE.

[@notahuman2562]

I don't know how to feed the dog so end up killing the dog by slapping him with a steak *I CRIED*

[@uwnoodle]

i see nothing wrong with that

[@Handlesareastupidsystem]

*_You Monster_*

[@yuanyanii]

I tried to tame a dog with steak but the dog couldn't eat anymore. I ended up slapping the dog so he would eat more steak until the dog got pissed at me. I left the game out of fear. My sister asked why I wasn't playing and I told her about the dog situation so she killed the dog for me. Then she asked why I didn't just kill the dog because I had an iron sword. Hey, at least we learned.

[@dlt78081]

*She didnt know how to feed the dogs*

[@PrunselClone]

You: FOOD! Dog: FOOD!!! You: _Slap_ Dog: 😵