Stylish People NEVER OWN THESE

[@susanmeisdalen6592]

My favorites of your videos are the ones you two do together. I laugh until I cry! And that's a good thing!

[@brightlight2138]

I have my grandmother’s antique rocking chair and I love it. It reminds me of her.

[@lauramccollum5686]

I understood Jack’s joke about the chainsaw immediately. He’s very quickwitted! People are watching your videos because they care about how their homes look. I appreciate that you make these topics funny. 🙂

[@AMT_823]

I agree with everything you said except for the rocking chair. Outside on your porch or patio a rocking chair can be SO NICE and serene to sit in while having your coffee or lemonade and just rock away...i love them. I also live in the north east so maybe it's a north eastern type of thing...but i think rocking chairs are cool lol.

[@LouciferFlump]

As a Brit, the rocking chair on the porch thing is quintessentially American to me. It has a charming laid-back romanticism. It makes me want to join you on your porch…but we’d need a second chair….🤔😉

[@AMT_823]

​@LouciferFlump Oh I always keep 2 chairs out there for company so come and join me anytime! 😊

[@LouciferFlump]

@@AMT_823 🤗

[@imscanon]

I'm picturing Valentina comes to someone's house and they have a toilet rug and when she leaves, they find it outside the window on the ground. haha.

[@cq8822]

😂😂

[@katfen9372]

The definition of a stylish home is not exclusively reserved for the contemporary style. The floral and checkered pattern is timeless. English cottage style interiors are a perfect example of wonderful interiors using these patterns. The most important question is whether you like such interiors - it is a subjective matter.

[@Toni_Snark]

Checkered, yes. Floral depends on the colors and size. It can look seriously outdated if not done well.

[@Luvinus]

I think stylish people can rock anything, it’s all about the context.

[@kellydraper504]

My mom had the wood couch and chair, sold Tupperware, my dad's recliner, wood paneling throughout the house, the 4 piece bath rug set, the padded toilet seat, and I am an 80's girl with the one can of hair spray a night. The plastic outdoor chairs we also had until I personally threw them out myself. Thank god those days are long gone!

[@bngr_bngr]

I have a craftsman rocking chair that I love. I will never give it up.

[@ygm_dom6702]

Me too! My mother in law nursed her babies in it😊

[@sgtmomOK]

They used to make sofas you could keep for life…they used to make furniture you handed down to your heirs.

[@mcanultymichelle]

Heirs don’t want them ,styles change.A little to quickly but thank God that style has gone.(sorry Nanna)

[@prettymamacita9586]

So true. The quality just isn’t there anymore.

[@sgtmomOK]

@@mcanultymichelle …and then they get rediscovered and are treasured again. I know. I work in an antiques store. Sorry - Nana’s quality stuff will always be cooler than your IKEA crap.

[@bngr_bngr]

I donated my 8 foot leather sofa to my university. 20 years later it still resides in the student lounge.

[@LouciferFlump]

@@sgtmomOKso true. I inherited an antique solid walnut sideboard which I last had valued maybe 20years ago and they reckoned it would fetch about £8,000. I don’t know what my great aunt paid for it but she wasn’t at all wealthy. In a 100years your Billy bookcase will be worth about as much as a bag of kindling…hell, it will probably *be* the bag of kindling! 😝

[@torhildsagenghansen6074]

"Where there's a rocking chair, no cat's tail is safe." - My daughter Maria. :)

[@danikabillielittlechild6493]

This was hilarious! I’m recovering from an illness and have not laughed so much for a few weeks! Thanks for the laughter medicine! And agree with the whole list ❤

[@HouseofValentina]

You’re so welcome! I hope you get better soon!

[@PolishedandPretty890]

I love the way you two interact with each other., it's hilarious! You're not being mean, just giving some updated options in a very gentle and kind way! Love your style! Thanks for sharing.

[@HouseofValentina]

Thanks so much!!

[@whiskersBOOSTER2]

Completely agree!

[@whiskersBOOSTER2]

I already commented, but I had to mention again you had me laughing at the cougar part and then the silver fox you two are hilarious!😂😂😂

[@AnnEaton-xj6ic]

Grandma 🙋‍♀️ here! I keep my grandmother”s rocking chair for when my 3 granddaughters come to visit…they like to rock while rock the & read them books

[@loudiamont190]

Hello from France🇫🇷 I love your videos and your humor. So refreshing. Take care💋

[@cathyhermann2640]

Omg, my husband walked in the room, finding me laughing so hard watching this video😂 You two are by far the best on social media. Love your sense of humor , so good!!😂🖤🤍

[@HouseofValentina]

Thank you so much Cathy!

[@aliciagaines4293]

🤣🤣🤣 my husband did too!! He said look at you! You’re just laughing at your video!

[@crystalwood4633]

I was laughing so hard as well

[@sherlindamedina2970]

Yes, I love them. They are amazing. I just died laughing.

[@shannoncook9915]

LOVE rocking chairs on porch!

[@lisagorman2480]

"it has a handle? It is a handle!" Hilarious:)))

[@rebeccalee5320]

The rocking chair was for me more than the baby. I needed comfort!😂

[@Just-me160]

Agree 99%, Valentina. The porch rocking chairs are where we differ. As a coastal New England native, whose style is somewhat similar to your own, Adirondack chairs on the lawn and white porch rockers are never viewed as dated in this region. Many of the most upscale hotels on Nantucket, Martha’s Vineyard and my hometown of Newport, RI grace their porches with rockers that are the most coveted seats for locals and tourists to enjoy a cocktail and gentle ocean breezes. As for those mid century brown or black rockers you pictured, I definitely agree that they are and have always been unfortunate additions to a room.

[@Androgynary]

I agree. Rocking chairs in the right context is beyond “style” and trends. It’s just timeless and classic. It’s neither stylish nor unstylish.

[@patriciakeegan4228]

Same in the south! White rockers on the front porch! It’s a must!

[@lisagorman2480]

Totally agree on the front porch rockers in NE Ohio. They are a part of all of the best porches!

[@maryblack2039]

I have a rocking chair in my living room now, but it’s an antique mission oak rocker from the early 1900’s. It’s similar to ones on eBay selling anywhere from $500-1000 so I’m keeping it!

[@angiehansen2233]

I love Adirondack chairs! I'm building a new home and I'm looking forward to having the chairs on my front porch!

[@jwgyt]

This was hilarious, especially the bathroom segment. It's true, your best videos are the ones you do together in this spirit of fun. Thank you!

[@mjrh45]

I laughed myself silly over the carpet around the toilet and padded toilet seats! You two were so funny.

[@robinbaum4011]

“It has a handle - it is a handle”. Best line ever 😂😂😂😂. That made me laugh out loud. The two of you are comedy genius sometimes!

[@cindywatson3083]

Same. Thank you for that comic relief!!

[@courtney3194]

Definite no to all except the rocking chairs. No front porch rocking chairs? What?! Y’all are both born and bred Southerners (Georgians!) like me, rocking chairs are in our blood! 🤣🥰

[@brooke1318]

Rocking is so SO good for baby's nervous system and sensory in general!! I didn't have a rocking chair as much for my first two but now I have one and my son LOVES LOVES it....But yeah I guess they help developmentally- who knew?!

[@janetholley1004]

I can always count on you two to lighten the atmosphere around here. I remember our first sofa in the 70's, the material was a scene with woods, browns, oranges, greens, dark wood frame. We let it go with the house when we sold the trailer. Now I'm looking at paneling in a brick house. I am determined to have a Mediterranean style home some day but for now I just paint them. I love how you two laugh together and have fun, and in the end loving each other is what really matters in life. Love you & family!

[@truthmatters1957]

Hilarious! 'Grandma chic...minus the chic' and 'It has a handle...? It is a handle!' LOL!

[@kaystinebrink1220]

Oh my goodness. I have a 80 year old friend who still has a floral sofa from the 70s. He husband purchased it has a surprise. She has hated it from day one but the fabric never wore out so she still has it.

[@HouseofValentina]

Oh my gosh! That's absolutely hilarious!

[@moiramarriott4403]

You can buy covers !!

[@MmeO]

I have 40 of those chairs in white and 6 40" Round tables (plus the white to floor table cloths) stored in my garage - they stack! My 4th of July party is banging and the neighbors borrow them for their parties, so I can't get rid of them!

[@bamanana2922]

I’ve had everything on the list…at least once! 😂 I’m 71!! I’m going to add one…dated ceiling fans with tulip lights!! So many neat, sleek fans out there…Still love my rockers on a deep porch, with ferns and hydrangeas! Love the “handle” comment…made me snort! 😂😂

[@HouseofValentina]

That's too funny! It's crazy how so many things come in and out throughout our lives!

[@gremlin5622]

You two are a riot. The rocking chair right beside the chainsaw . . . 🤣😂🤣

[@jeanniemarshall-z9o]

LOL!! You both are great!! And I totally agree, the old stuff is old! You want your environment to make you happy and comfortable and functional with newer fabrics and colors and materials and styles.

[@AmparoSanchez-i7z]

Thank you so much for speaking the truth, I had a couch like you said good quality, and I didn’t want to spend the money in a new one but it’s worth it it’s your home and it matters now with new living room it really makes a difference and I am enjoying it!!❤

[@theemiriiii]

The light used in the picture at 9:14 is perfect for the Victorian millwork though! That one doesn't deserve to be a bad example

[@HappyHarryX5]

My Mum wanted some towelling toilet seat covers as she hates a cold seat. She wanted two. So as we made them, I named them No. 1…and No. 2.

[@wendyklebs5559]

😂

[@izziegirl6871]

Love rocking chairs, so calming. I miss mine so much, but no room in my little condo. Jack is such a kind man, always adds so much to the videos. I am a fan of these two!

[@mikam8801]

I forgot about the parachute pants! I once had a date who wore white ones, and you could see his Fruit of the Looms underneath. There wasn’t a second date.

[@HouseofValentina]

OMG, that is absolutely hilarious!

[@debfletcher2607]

I just spit out my breakfast laughing. Is that a euphemism for something or a trademark?

[@crystalwood4633]

😂

[@kimberlybaumgarten1510]

@@debfletcher2607Fruit of the looms is an mens underwear brand.

[@denisemdb60]

I love your videos. I've followed you for years and this was fun to watch. I am really glad you said you know you are blessed because you really are. I acknowledge you have worked really hard for your rewards but I'm glad recognize that no matter how hard you work, some folk's life circumstances dictate the hand me down furniture that's not so perfect or the new plastic outdoor set that delights them!

[@audrey3503]

My living/dining area and my den all have paneling- house was built in 1970- but we never did take it down and resurface the walls. Yes we did paint over them, but I like the texture. ;-) No rockers, but we do have built in recliners in our couches. As far as bathroom rugs, I do like a small rug around the commode because it feels good on my feet while sitting. We also have heated toilet seats, which are phenomenal!

[@tamiheffern3718]

Omg! On point on everything except the lighting! I love my 1920 full heavy solid brass chandelier with its patina and my 1920 heavy real alabaster rope pendant in my interior entry. You can’t find this quality on Amazon… plus I own a 1920 craftsmen four square. Yes we have Redon kitchens bathroom and updated all the real lime plaster… oh the sconces on each side of my old brick fireplace are also period to the home. And I’m very stylish, the most stylish folks know how to blend eras…build a home that doesn’t look like we ordered it all from RH mad pottery barn and Amazon or wheresver. Yes I own all of these a west elm sofa an RH english arm chair…pottery barn vessels but I know how to blend in my vintage and antiques. And I love that color is finding its way into the best designed homes from AD to house and gardens. We don’t all need to live in beige homes. My wood paneling is wainscoting around the dining room beadboard in the mudroom and all seasons room upstairs. I painted the beadboard. But I love the warm wood tones. Anyway the most stylish people know how to juxtapose eras and items…we know how to layer…find quality items and make home feel like home.

[@jchomedog2887]

I completely agree with your list. Don’t be afraid to offend people. You’re here to consult people on why things look good.

[@Dtiic5iyxixg]

Rocking chairs are really good for sensory soothing for neurodivergent people. Sometimes health and wellbeing matters more than being stylish!

[@larasoohon207]

I would love to see more of these kinds of videos. Jack is hilarious love you both. Thanks for always having great content.

[@jane63]

Awww, I still have a white wicker rocking chair from my childhood! I had it recovered it for my daughter's room in a fun orange and white graphic fabric and it looks great in there. I've moved a lot, too, and I'll probably never get rid of it! BUT, it will not be in a main room, and may get recovered at some point soon...

[@HouseofValentina]

That's such a nice thing to do for your daughter. I love doing stuff like this for my kids as well!

[@danashinteriors7287]

I have a white rattan one too, my 12 year old loves it as a gaming chair lol.

[@debbied415]

OMG 'it's a handle!" I laughed all the way through! You guys!

[@roxannepaul3234]

Such a cute couple. I enjoy their design information.

[@christinelambe]

Your husband has the best humor and wit! Only reason I watch. :-)

[@thomaswiegand7348]

Don't forget the lampshades wrapped in clear cellophane, rubber tub mats or stick-on flowers for the tub,ha,ha

[@Toni_Snark]

But those tubs were dangerous without them!

[@marleneyanchus4644]

Who decides what is stylish???? If you love it that's all that matters.

[@HouseofValentina]

I definitely don’t decide what is stylish. I just share with people the trends and styles. The truth is that styles and trends have existed all throughout history. As we create new things we want new things and it’s incredibly human to desire something fresh and new. Of course the ultimate question is, do you love it? But there’s also nothing wrong with wanting some different and new at the same time.

[@gabriellagrace4734]

Bingo

[@theladynextdoor313]

Exactly!! These designers are all quick to tell you what you should like and what’s trendy because they need people to try to keep up to keep them in business. Always buy and keep what YOU love!!!

[@hollyaddison2394]

@@theladynextdoor313Best response ever!!!

[@thawtianajawnson30]

I see the video made someone mad 😂

[@rnqful]

Oh my goodness!🤣🤣 when Jack called Valentina a cougar!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@ElliePierce57]

I think he was talking about himself! He said "you weren't born yet" to her.

[@Toni_Snark]

@@ElliePierce57yeah, that was a bit confusing. 😂

[@RosaryMcQuestion]

You two are so entertaining...just hilarious! I love watching your channel.

[@cynthiamontejo3513]

I like you guys. You 're nice and have that natural laughter. Just sharing what you like, your taste and what you think is best without offending anyone.

[@HouseofValentina]

Thank you so much!

[@elizabethverne7650]

You guys just make me smile❤️. As a designer I always agree with you! That said we did get a bidet from Costco and it’s heated and I love it!

[@Asphodel27one]

Thanks - the plastic chairs in my yard will go! However, I have one room with antique Mission/Craftsman furniture and the Mission rocking chair in it looks great (though I don’t sit in it!).

[@shannoncaines1482]

LOVE THIS VIDEO!! I totally agree with you about everything! (Valentina, don't ever worry about sounding mean... We need the straight- up truth! Lol) LOVE, LOVE, LOVE MY VALENTINA VIDEOS!!! Yes, I would like to see more like this...

[@shannoncaines1482]

You two are such a good couple!!

[@BradPaulson-o8c]

You both made my morning coffee so enjoyable, cracked me up. Love watching your channel!!!

[@HouseofValentina]

That’s so awesome! I love that we get to virtually hang out over coffee together!

[@lesliee6721]

I’m pretty sure you can use drywall mud to fill in the lines in the wall paneling before painting and it helps. My mom’s house has had every one of the items on your list. I’m slowly undoing her decor after inheriting our family home. Love your channel.

[@HouseofValentina]

That's a great idea about the paneling but sounds like a lot of work too! Wow, such a fun project to redo your family home!

[@nycgirl6978]

My parents (RIP) sofa had that dated floral print in the 70’s with a plastic slip cover. Ahh memories!

[@angelapruisman536]

I love when you two make videos together, you make me smile! Agree about recliners being ugly, but.... We just solved that problem! Backstory, after a marriage and a move (for me) we are now purging some of my husband's furniture and integrating some of mine into our home. He had a set of two very comfortable chairs; one of them had a huge "ottoman" in front of it, and he would sit there to read the paper. This ottoman (not really an ottoman, more of a small upholstered coffee table which was too tall, hard, and not comfortable to place your feet on) disrupted the flow of traffic. The room was unbalanced which really bothered me, but I seemed to be the only one who noticed. We ended up buying a set of beautiful chairs that actually recline, but look nothing like a recliner! Huge win! They look great and the flow of traffic is seamless...no dodging around that ugly ottoman! Now my husband loves the arrangement and the ease of movement through the space. Scale is another thing we are working on! My husband has some lovely pieces that don't fit the scale of the room, they dominate it. We are working to balance the den and guest room now. We will be moving out to do a full renovation this coming fall, but a few tweaks help for now. It is really a process to integrate two households with different tastes and styles. Sometimes it's hard to let go of "this is the way it has always been", but if we respectfully work together we can open our minds to endless possibilities that make both of us happy!

[@sandrasobral3908]

You guys! Made me laugh. Just seeing how much fun you have brightened my day and …. I think you nailed

[@willsx2]

Whatever you guys were drinking, I want some. 😅 Such great, fun energy in this video.

[@whiskersBOOSTER2]

I loved this video! Nailed it!

[@cathynykolaishyn8926]

Tupperware never dies!! lol!

[@marthadewey1267]

loved this....esp the pre warmed t-seat!!!

[@deeb6501]

I have had the Thonet rocking chair for almost 48 years (since my son was born). And I just can’t get rid of it 😩😩

[@deeb6501]

@@bae4844 mine is in my husband’s office 😂

[@lovemesomeslippers]

I’m pretty sure that the Thonet doesn’t count!

[@carolyontz3903]

I love your videos! You are an awesome couple! Great ideas and fantastic taste. You have a gift and thank you. ❤️🙏

[@irmagranger7148]

I loved this video! Funny, entertaining but informative and so true! I look back on some photos from years ago and have had cringe moments seeing the furniture we had. Thank you for your honesty. Love it!

[@HouseofValentina]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@angella7576]

This is the first time I saw your video. Love your energy. I'm going to subscribe

[@dittezorlu2647]

You guys are the best! Sweet, fun and a big inspiration 🫰🫰

[@HouseofValentina]

Thank you so much!

[@lesleecarson4071]

I agree with Parker on the lighting.

[@HappyHarryX5]

Would love a video on classy photo/landscape/architectural art.

[@HouseofValentina]

That’s a great idea!

[@tamb7587]

Wood paneling was way out by the end of the 70’s .. also it it’s installed horizontally it totally changes the look , it can be country rustic ..

[@canvaslilyinspirational213]

It was fun watching you guys. I couldn't stop smiling and .laughing., Thank you for another great video, ♥

[@HouseofValentina]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@Ndodge-e9e]

A Flock of Seagulls 😂😂🎉 love that look and the band You guys are so entertaining and surprisingly able to get the message across 😂🇨🇦 Keep entertaining us with what was then and what is now !

[@RitaVernoy]

Another one, classy people do not leave up Christmas lights all year.

[@gailremp8389]

I had a bentwood rocking chair..we rocked. We didn’t fall out we didn’t pinch our fingers. We cried in it and laughed and sang. Not a death..

[@amreens9987]

This was so funny enjoyed every minute. I agree with everything you said.

[@kimk9851]

I agree with everything you said!! Don't worry about offending people, you are entitled to share your opinion. I also wonder if all the slat walls people are putting up now are going to be like the wood paneling everyone had to get rid of in 10 years. We just bought a house with slats all over the master bath and bedroom and I'm not loving it but I know they spent a ton to put them up! What would you do? Also, I think the word you were looking for is "cradle robber" lol. I do believe in buying plastic furniture, especially Adirondack chairs (so comfortable) until you can afford better, then donate the plastic one to goodwill. Love this video!

[@LSinclair]

Jack, you are SO hilarious!! Great points you guys..loved this fun and funny video.

[@HouseofValentina]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@plantbasedjerseyshore]

This was hilarious! Thank you for the great laughs today.

[@HouseofValentina]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@1234OopsyDaisy]

Omg I remember the toilet cozy at my great grandmothers.Even at 4yrs old I thought ewwww !

[@jackiehenry4033]

Y’all are hilarious! 😂 I was literally laughing out loud. Thanks for the fun tips on what not to use in your home. Hahahaha! 😊😂

[@HouseofValentina]

You're so welcome!

[@moumoun7]

You guys are hilarious! and on point about everything!

[@virginiaashmore8643]

Proof you can be objective without being mean like the old ones used to be.

[@HouseofValentina]

Thank you so much! I hate that I was ever perceived as mean, I truly never meant for that to be the case.

[@abundantauthorlife]

"It has a handle!" I just laughed way too hard at that!

[@fit1234561]

You two are so sweet! And I can tell Valentina that you laugh when you get nervous😂thank you for all of your advice and no I ❤don’t t have any of these things in my house😅

[@HouseofValentina]

Thank you so much! I've been doing this for years and I still get a bit nervous at times! 🤣

[@LivinCindysLife]

Toilet carpets and handles... I'm dying here!😂😂😂

[@ginajones7429]

😂You two crack me up! I love and have to agree with all you have said. We do still have the darn "red" LazyBoy recliner that my husband will not get rid of unless we find a suitable replacement. ie another LB recliner. yikes! Help please. Seriously though love your channel!

[@glendashine9468]

Don’t worry Jack, I got the chain saw comment right away!

[@HouseofValentina]

Ha!

[@lolasalesmoore236]

I’m guilty of ALL… not now!!! Thx V/Jack for sharing.

[@250Rem]

Yeah, I agree. It was the recliner, but I always dig in my back every single time.

[@sloanchessman5783]

I agree with you all about everything except the rocking chair. I do have a gorgeous Thonet bentwood rocking that’s made from bamboo and cane, it has a lot of swirls and curly Q’s on it…I love it, and I’m keeping it.😉 My home is ultra modern/Atomic minimalist (think The Jetsons), but for some reason, this rocker seems to work in my space.

[@cabbalaposhala]

You guys are so real! Love it.

[@HouseofValentina]

You're so welcome!

[@lisagorman2480]

OMG the sofas with the wooden arms! So many memories! I remember them being so comfy though!

[@HouseofValentina]

The sofa was definitely comfy, but those arms!

[@hazeljames6994]

You both had me in stitches 😂 You have a truly lovely and fun chemistry on screen. it's a joy to watch your videos.

[@HouseofValentina]

Thank you so much!

[@angelicacruz6696]

I like went you guys work together with old school furniture ideas 😂😂

[@kehowharris5355]

You do not like rocking chairs on the porch, you do not like them in a house ! you dont not like them anywhere, you do not like them Sam I am! (Dr. Sues)! LOL !!! No rocking chairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love you guys! 🥰

[@bethannsmith4969]

Omg. Almost choked on my water. It IS a handle! 😂😂😂

[@glorycraig2420]

😂 You guys nailed it!! This is the funniest thing I'll see today!!

[@sues4370]

I've been thinking about getting one of those massage chairs. It sounds like I should skip it or place it in an enclosed room.