(Subtitled) Heavy's Fairy Princess Dialogue (TF2 Halloween 2012)

[@kildaver]

Still not sure which is funnier: Heavy coming for your teeth, or Heavy demanding you brush his hair.

[@motharchenemy8549]

you brush heavy's pretty princess beard.

[@DMTruckSpotting]

STOP LAUGHING AT HEAVY!

[@somefries3101]

He telling you to say that he's pretty princess

[@neroisntdead3681]

*communism*

[@socialcreditdepartment]

Heavy is made from sugr plumz

[@mylittlepogchamp112]

The fact that Heavy is serious about getting your teeth and demanding you to brush his hair and call him a pretty princess is too much for my mind to comprehend

[@Spacebugg]

Heavy: Heavy is regretting costume choice Also Heavy: *TELL ME IM THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS NOW*

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

He's committing, now.

[@Jamesthe1]

"Brush heavy's hair. BRUSH IT!"

[@suddysoap-barproductions4470]

+Jamesthe1 {[Minecraft, Music, and more!]} Heavy has no hair. He is not creative.

[@plant2585]

+The Sudrian Teenager I believe there is a hair hat for heavy

[@suddysoap-barproductions4470]

RPFgaming IS NOT REAL! HEAVY WANT REAL HAIR!

[@GaniM2018DeviantArt]

SH IT!

[@crackermix7793]

Heavy sounds a bit like demoman.

[@pugzzf]

EVERYONE! FRIENDSHIP IS STOOPID MAGIC

[@billlupin8345]

+Potato Are Kewl Heavy is brony confirmed

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Bill lupin his favorite pony is flutershy.

[@patrik9328]

Nope

[@Gmk4667]

Pugzz Freeman, bronies: * triggered *

[@nativeunovanadrian4482]

Heavy: Bite me bronies☝

[@Todarain]

I like how childish he is in Halloween 2012, but in the ''Ring of fired'' comic he's like the manliest russian that has ever existed.

[@PetkasProduction]

He was drunk

[@101Kamehameha]

True masculinity is being able to put on a pretty fairy princess costume and not feel like any less of a man

[@coiaasaleatroias2845]

​@@101Kamehameha based

[@PetkasProduction]

My own reply jumpscare

[@Niceguywithapinkshirt]

@@101Kamehamehareal as hell

[@failedmemeshelpme]

If only this wasn't halloween restricted..... Fairy Hoovies

[@Aperturee]

You still have halloween, enabled servers :D

[@failedmemeshelpme]

its not the same T_T

[@Aperturee]

brodierusty You can still wear it when you want to. Just not on pubs.

[@TheFortressZone]

You can wear it in pubs just use the enternaween

[@artzthethingsome7303]

Theres also server were u can wear hats for free , FAIRY HOOVIES STILL EXIST

[@krychur4956]

"Brush Heavy's hair." but where, you're bal- "BRUSH IT!!!"

[@princesscadance197]

You’re one to talk, Jack.

[@GaniM2018DeviantArt]

SH IT!

[@jonathanwells223]

Gani Mansilungan 2018 so that’s where that voice rip comes from

[@TVINC.]

Maybe he's talking about his 5 0'clock Shadow

[@sapphireshores6112]

Heavy is talking about eyebrows. BRUSH THEM.

[@-.leah.-]

That last line when the Heavy almost transformed into a Demoman..

[@Densester]

leopolditowtf they have the same actor though

[@ev5837]

@@Densester that's the joke.

[@Densester]

@@ev5837 I'm pretty sure it wasnt.

[@blinkachu05]

Bvhkgunkcjb hevy duhhnk.

[@erikpark]

Gary Schwartz is getting up there in age, so his voices aren't perfect anymore.

[@SuspiciousPotatoes]

"Tell Heavy he is the prettiest princess!" Medic: But I already said it for-- "NOW" Medic: Gosh you're pretty

[@ViceN53X]

STOP LAUGHING AT HEAVY!

[@MonsterMasterFightingLucario]

Without a doubt my favorite out of these.

[@maxthecreature4674]

STOP LAUGHING...no more

[@dvdreview7956]

Me: Never!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[@jamesblake5215]

My little Heavy Friendship is stupid magic

[@aguyroamingaround768]

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[@awerewalrus2597]

THOSE ARE NOT YOUR TEETH! THOSE ARE THE PEOPLES TEETH!

[@oluftheexplorer9476]

Nothing like a communist tooth fairy

[@jonathanwells223]

I thought that Heavy turned his back on communism when his family got sent to the gulags

[@galadrix4528]

@@oluftheexplorer9476 only in bloody tf2

[@pile-o-nonsense3688]

@@jonathanwells223 I think he has less of a problem with Communism and more with the UdSSR.

[@tehrik0020]

@@pile-o-nonsense3688 Heavy was never a commie to begin with, his father was killed for being a conservationist and his family was sent to gulag for 3 months before an internal riot tore it down iirc.

[@pillowfort1722]

"I'm here for your teeth." "D... Don't you mean tooth?" *"No."*

[@kylefinn5301]

0:55 the way he says “NOW” is the funniest thing ever

[@Cype9k]

I've seen ALOT of those fairies around the servers during the halloween . Most of them were just giving free sandviches .

[@elbinopaper4629]

They want to rot all your teeth out of your face

[@Lulu-hp1re]

​@@elbinopaper4629They should've gave out Dalokohs Bars then since candy'll rot teeth faater

[@DuneDemon8]

Brush Heavy's hair... where heavy, WHERE???!!!

[@thesmall1823]

BRUSH IT!!

[@Netsaver]

The Small18 NOW!

[@thesmall1823]

Netsaver nope.avi

[@DuneDemon8]

DuneDemon8 - brushing the bald head and crying...

[@thesmall1823]

DuneDemon8 wat, NOOOO! U IMBECILE!

[@ReyaitheShadowWolf]

I never noticed the hammer and sickle on the wand!! XD

[@burp2019]

heavy's russian, so it makes sense

[@vincentdimaio376]

Do you know what his wand is called

[@friman1531]

@@vincentdimaio376 how is it called ?

[@temkin9298]

@@friman1531 whom is it called?

[@jinhunterslay1638]

0:49 ~ He suddenly becomes Demoman when he say "crush you" LOL P.S YES. I know they share the same voice actor

[@hometimemayhem928]

True, if that was a mistake, oh dear, stop it heav

[@spooktspeek]

_"ooooh, heavy is drunk"_

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

@@spooktspeek Demoman is spreading his love of alcohol to the mercs. Engineer drinks, demo drinks, and now heavy does.

[@syouji185]

Heavy: Oooh heavy is drunk. Demoman: Allow me to introduce myself

[@paradin460]

1:00 "heavy is Anastasia, Russian princess, is serious historical costume!" lol oh heavy

[@fieryrainbowdog]

It was not poor costume choice! It was brilliant! I can't think of anything manlier than being so secure with your masculinity that you can be prettiest princess on the battlefield while caving skulls in with your wand. Seriously, look at that thing.

[@herculesatan4514]

“Tell Heavy he is prettiest princess... *NOW!!!”*

[@jozinek876]

If Heavy is a wish making fairy, then I wish for Rick May and Kitty0706 to come back to life.

[@BigguBosu117]

0:36 a message to bronies

[@GeneralHeavy]

Yeah I hate bronies. They just use MLP for sexual stuffs

[@BigguBosu117]

+Redneck Heavy I'm not a hater but, when people take things seriously and start making and bunch of weird things (like futa ponies, futa animatronics and spooky scary skelletons fucking anthro goats and children, cosplays, pictures, songs, etc.), things get annoying, I just avoid things like that and everything becomes okay. I don't go to forums or videos and say things like "faggots!" what do they do? it's not my business but, seeing sprays of these things in game all the time is a bit annoying. About Heavy's line, I think ponies and fairies are enemies.

[@GeneralHeavy]

Big Boss I see

[@ramsierjouster2443]

+Biggu Bosu oh okay👍

[@OfficialUkraine]

Biggu Bosu117 gabeN is a brony at least he does not brag

[@Liveandlearn789]

0:12 HEAVY, IS MADE OF SUGAR PLUMBS

[@carl3205]

Liveandlearn789 pootis fairy

[@mrpsyco5884]

I love it when heavy is demanding stuff from you and when he is trying really hard to justify his poor costume choice

[@thegoldenplague-mask5438]

whenever heavy threatens players with something adorable ITS JUST RIDICULOUS!

[@darkprogram]

Dammit, I fucking love TF2 writers' humor so much.

[@GizkaFreechman]

I find hilarious how people can have a big cry over one line of dialogue, why can't we just forget about it and move on

[@decisive2242]

Wait what line

[@channingcheese2]

what line

[@asianboywonder2312]

And NOW we know why Heavy said he didn't like to drink in Poker Night at the Inventory.

[@Densester]

BRUSH HEAVY'S HAIR...BRUSH IT

[@GnomeKr]

but he's bald :d

[@Densester]

Mateusz Królczyk -BRUSH IT-

[@GnomeKr]

Cinos the Dense potato or wat?

[@Densester]

Mateusz Królczyk -WEEL GRANT WISH, YOU WISHED HEAVY TO KEEL YOU? WISH GRANTED-

[@blazeice4268]

It's 3 AM, you wake up at see a large figure standing over you're bed and you hear 1:08. What is your reaction?

[@charmingcthulhu6544]

I'd be far more scared at 1:12

[@spooktspeek]

i think i'd be incredibly happy. if i didnt know about tf2, it would be a different story.

[@pvzfanboy2002]

I would smile..... If heavy doesn't take my smile from me.

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

Scream...Scream to the heavens.

[@DrDapperTF2]

Heavy is Anastasia... Russian Princess... *IS SERIOUS HISTORICAL COSTUME!*

[@madhattermaker622]

the last words I ever heard before getting demolished by a mini gun was "Pretty little princess is here to KILL you!"

[@joao2479]

you can tell the VA is having the time of his life demanding your teeth

[@austindmitrieff1715]

brush heavy's hair.BRUSH IT!

[@juanignaciosala9414]

If your wish is not getting outsmarted by bullet, I can't help you.

[@Additive51]

I still can’t believe somebody literally put a giant Russian man with a mini-gun and shotgun in a fairy costume, and the devs loved it so much they made Gary Schwartz record voicelines for it, but we did not deserve this

[@SnappyPenguin566]

Heavy: *demands you brush his hair* Also Heavy: *almost totally bald*

[@Landy-Mandy]

These play every time you re-spawn too. Best, item set, ever.

[@AltLmaoo]

*“Brush heavy’s hair… BRUSH IT”*

[@taranhartle9074]

"Heavy is Pretty Princess!"

[@RusselRamm]

Imagine valve just approaching the heavy voice actor saying "Hey we need you in recording, you need to be heavy and talk about being a princess with sugar plumes, rainbows, and bad costume choice, k?"

[@Scubadog_]

"Everyone! Friendship is stupid magic!" Can't tell if a brony or an anti-brony who thought of that.

[@puckstoppr0]

This is amazing voice acting. You all deserve a medal.

[@ButteryBaconDoesMC]

HEAVY IS MADE OF SUGARPLUMS

[@CathodeRayKobold]

1:00 I missed the humor in that the first time I looked through the new files. "IS SERIOUS HISTORICAL COSTUME!"

[@alekalfa2]

"Heavy,is made of sugar plums" -Not big surprise

[@SilverPanther2000]

heavy is wish making fairy, make wish

[@alexthewolf1223]

i wish for a cure for cancer

[@SilverPanther2000]

Alex the wolf your wish has been granted

[@alexthewolf1223]

YES

[@cambac-pro]

i am u from the future with a delay of randomly 3 months because of a mcdonalds, we need a dispenser right here

[@Gmk4667]

Silver Panther 2401, I wish Kobe was still alive :(

[@Vokmoknavi]

Now i know the origin of Heavy's infamous *" N O W "*

[@R4ndomp3rson25]

EVERYONE FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! IS NOT THAT GOOD FIGHT ME BRONIES!

[@Centoast]

Heavy will not forget his dream...

[@Korosobii]

"Friendship is stupid magic" -hehe... I'm glad Valve has acknowledged Bronies. xD

[@8-bitjams134]

These 3 last ones have to be one of the best lines for heavy 1:08

[@acommenter-]

Heavy has watched the Wizard of oz movie.

[@MrMasoncb]

0:37

[@SquibToast]

This just makes me think of the start of despicable me 2

[@morlordca]

It’s Halloween and I’m taking out my new heavy fairy cosmetics. Now I can be the pootis fairy

[@michaelmchugh314]

0:15 Heavy has been spending to much time with demoman

[@parker-boy98]

You are prettiest princess Heavy. Please do not kill me!

[@whimsyy1648]

I saw someone with this item set on, I laughed so hard it gave him time to taunt kill me with the holiday punch

[@nativeunovanadrian4482]

Heavy:EVERYONE friendship is magic is not that GOOD! Bite me Bronies😆☝

[@kamikaze4172]

Heavy is little pixie person. And still most threatening person on entire battlefield

[@melon723]

TELL HEAVY HE IS PRETTIEST PRINCESS... NOW

[@lazylouie5687]

The Magical Pootis Fairy.

[@adamata64]

The amount of stuff you can do with this in sfm. Brilliant!

[@AdamTheLeviathan]

Did you wish heavy to kill you? WISH GRANTED!

[@notfound2058]

I love the way heavy says closer

[@shenanizek8948]

im sure anastasia would be proud that heavy got drunk and dressed up as her

[@thegrief13]

lol i love the lines about him being russian tooth fairy! "those are the peoples teeth, for all to share!"

[@affytapple5309]

Heavy is the prettiest princess right behind DIO, Tequila Joseph, and speedwagon

[@ZMowlcher]

Best heavy lines ever.

[@Goomenstein]

wiki: "There are special voice lines intended for this item that are unused."

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

This is the difference between most FPS games and TF2: I can be the prettiest princess in TF2 >:D

[@MaxLai_0104]

this is why TF2 is a timeless unreplicable game, because companies think this wouldn't be good for profit

[@The_D_ray]

The Anastasia part killed me xD

[@EuroRhodes]

''Is serious historical costume!'' - this cracked me up.

[@SargeMimpson]

"Ugh...Heavy regretting costume choice" (insert soviet athem)

[@Mercc_]

this game is so golden

[@THEPotMann]

Heavy, you are one pretty princess! don’t hurt me…

[@southparkboyproductions6040]

Meggy faints into therapy

[@dimitriwarchief301]

0:32 biggest roast ever

[@ClaytoonZX]

"Brush Heavy's hair!" But you don't have ha- *"BRUSH IT"*

[@anthonyoliver418]

Because he is your tooth fairy, Russian Tooth fairy! Pretty Tutu, crown on top too! Tooth fairy, Russian Tooth fairy, egg laying, game playing, big bod, killsteak god, smissmas, crit miss, sandvich, map glitch, giant man, escape plan, large gun that killed a ton!

[@theguywhoannoysme]

And THAT is how you make a pony reference. That Balloonicorn fiasco was just ridiculous...

[@KerMaWaffLe]

0:07 what everyone came for (most)

[@Groxseum]

Lol I almost died laughing when I heard the "Everyone, friendship is STUPID magic."

[@Veroseka]

Heavy is pretty princess of all.

[@TerraTuso]

Heavy, is Fairy Tail, come to life!

[@davymachinegun5130]

Overwatch fans: ADD A TRANS CHARACTER TF2 fans:

[@Glitchthe3rd]

Heavy took some lessons in outsmarting boolet from the Touhou cast.

[@thegentleman2419]

Heavy is wish making fairy... MAKE WISH!

[@KR4NKENW4G3N]

Heavy: "Brush Heavy's hair. BRUSH IT!" Also heavy: **bald**

[@InferiorBeing]

This is Awesome xD I just love Valve´s Humor~

[@robloxmaster80]

Heavy says to brush his hair when he doesn't have any.

[@BADASSATRON127]

Happiest Halloween

[@daleanmonster4218]

Brush heavy’s hair BRUSH IT

[@paintitblack4135]

I had this set on a trade server with spammable voicelines. When I spammed it, I heard 'Heavy.. HEAVY Heavy HEAVY heavy heavy HEAVY IS MADE OF heavy HEAVY HEAVY" since a majority of his voicelines mention him in the third person. i love it.

[@EngieSaysNOPE]

I wonder if "Friendship is stoopid magic!" was Gaben's attempt to finally redirect all the Bronies who accusted him of being one of them.