Subway | Sebastian Maniscalco

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[@ribbs13]

He’s so animated. Brings a little extra to his already hysterical act.

[@alan30189]

They call it “physical comedy.”

[@jackmac7562]

This guys voice alone makes everything hilarious! Im actually laughing out loud

[@just4me397]

He said mentor b DiceMan dat why he talk da same, cos uses double P to get ppl attention 😁

[@lisapena9978]

Can't help but to laugh 😄

[@seeharvester]

On the internets we call that "lol".

[@Sherry-vc7fj]

Yep me too...from the gut. Howling funny.

[@Johnny_64]

Lost it at "It's not a puppy!" lmao. Saw this guy at the Stress Factory. Funniest guy I've seen in a long time.

[@FreakinFred08]

The “I kennuh do iht” guy from Subway is the same guy that went to his new house to install cable service.

[@djinomack357]

I just thought it too.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@cipher88101]

Yeah he works a couple of jobs.

[@yami564]

I hope the 49's loose the Superbowl.

[@Rose-Rae]

Yea Julio gets around.

[@mickOR99]

Yeah that's kind of the point genius 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@chrisfaraday3924]

Physical delivery and tone master, he can say anything and make is histerical

[@alexakl6445]

Yes, his physical comedy is just as good as the verbal

[@rfan6382]

Phil Hartman used to say an actor/comedian's body is an instrument. Hartman had a gift and was a master at his instrument. Maniscalco is too it's a natural gift.

[@fussymynx78]

Yes!! 😂😂

[@jackmosur6366]

100% spot on with his delivery! I watch the same skits over and over and crap up every time!

[@clementcu4827]

Hysterical

[@xxxnwahsxxx]

This guys timing is unbeatable

[@twincomanchepa30]

Best comedian ever. When you don't have to use vulgar language and sexual references you know you're good.

[@mariemaira6791]

Well said Joe..

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

He talked about sex in the Amazon special

[@stellabella0984]

He's 50% words 50%actions

[@B.sacamano]

100%

[@timmyotoole6063]

@@B.sacamano reason

[@devansharora6945]

@@timmyotoole6063 to remember the name

[@wij2012Gaming]

What did you expect? He's italian.

[@aljackson7828]

100% hysterical

[@dinodeluca6210]

Sebastian is probably the best comic alive today...

[@brianwilkins5673]

Bryan Regan is pretty good too

[@Harry-Sachs]

They both were. Latest stuff isn't really funny

[@Harry-Sachs]

They both were. Latest stuff isn't really funny

[@jamesr1703]

This guy's body movements and the way he pronounces words makes him even funnier. I never thought that I would laugh when someone says the word 'loaves'.

[@SuperScottCrawford]

i can't get enough of this hilarious obsessive compulsive comedian.

[@borhanzadeh1699]

"OCC" = Obsessive Compulsive Comedian

[@mistermasterful3556]

I just cant take people

[@starrfishhill]

Ha ha ha good one

[@Delorian82]

"TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG!!" I fucking shat myself

[@dragonmaster7841]

Red Pill no such word as shat

[@efisgpr]

1:16

[@uwsupergirl]

@@dragonmaster7841 shat /SHat/ past and past participle of shit.

[@kw9568]

@@uwsupergirl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevethemechanic8099]

@@dragonmaster7841 no shit?

[@ma53jg]

"He had the mouse, on the floor!" LMAOOOO!!

[@DamiensWife52805]

He had the mouse on the floor!!!! Priceless!

[@mitsuomits9077]

Carolyn S. Harden in an other video, about the same story, he tells to his dad: "Put the pedal on the desk" 😆😆😆

[@magreen85]

@@mitsuomits9077 Do you happen to have the link for that? I've gotta see the rest of it. Lol

[@mitsuomits9077]

@@magreen85 Go to the channel "Sebastian Maniscalco - Topic" ... Yes, that's the channel name... and watch the video called "Internets"... BTW, i have no relation with that channel what so ever, I just love Maniscalco's Jokes 😋.

[@BlackFire901]

@@mitsuomits9077 Is that what the foot pedal is for?......it's freezing outside, will I get better reception if I open my window 🤦🏿‍♂️ 😂😂😂

[@mitsuomits9077]

@@BlackFire901 😂😂😂

[@defiverr4697]

The Subway "I can't do it" guy seems to be the Cable "I can't do it" man too, running a new service in Seb's backyard. He must have been fired by Subway and got retrained.

[@MoTheGuard]

“You want double meat for no veg!?” 3:43

[@cervacio]

I do this 😂😂😂

[@oddeagle1968]

I want to speak to the manager.

[@lindamontanari2272]

Love this Guy! True Italian, and so so funny. I can’t imagine what it would be like to live with someone with his mannerisms, must be great.“ Lucky Lana”!

[@BREAKocean]

I love that Sebastian doesn't swear, so the few times when he does it's very impactful. This guy is a beast on the stage

[@chrisgeorgallis7746]

Lockdown Sucks But Sebastian Doesnt.👍

[@jujuaustin5230]

Fucking facts

[@1jesus2music3duke]

He always seems like he’s about to cry over the foibles of humanity.

[@Sandhill1988]

I love this guy. And the sad irony of the whole thing is people really do act like that.

[@Joshua.2303]

James Bond that is not what irony is mr bond

[@Katya_Lastochka]

@@Joshua.2303 Yeah, a more appropriate word would be 'reality'.

[@floridamaddogg]

That's what makes it so funny

[@cstevens16]

literally the opposite of what irony means

[@nobytes2]

he's actually being kind, I've seen a helluva lot worse.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

I don't care what Sebastian is talking about, it's good to see him do his act 10 years ago.

[@milesreal420]

Wow, he's come such a long way. Fascinating honestly to watch his evolution into a Big Time comedian.

[@ms-vv2gg]

SUBWAY = RUN IT THROUGH THE GARDEN!

[@jlee5490]

Lmao!!

[@CC-xy8nn]

my favorite part

[@erikfreitas7093]

That’s so Chicago. LOL

[@bennevis99]

I use this line now when I go to Subway.

[@coltonhopkins5517]

Run it trough day gaagden

[@oksanahradyska9391]

I haven't laughed like that in months. Much needed. I need to see more of him.

[@kristenpiranian748]

Love this guy, I think he is Hilarious!

[@pjet8042]

This guy is great. Right up there with Brian Reagan for the visual angle.

[@cece4226]

"He had the mouse petal on the floor!"...😂😂😂

[@jackedkerouac4414]

“It’s not a puppy” decimated me 🤣🤣🤣

[@lindamontanari2272]

ANYTHING He says, sounds funny. He Literally makes everything funny.

[@sarahasseff]

OMG that was freakin gold!!! I died laughing

[@nextari]

100%. one of the best bits ever with his delivery.

[@Internationale1]

PURE GENIUS! No one compares to Sebastian.

[@nextari]

Got to be the most passionate bit in recorded stand up history. His attitude is at the same time so ridiculous and so real, very relatable, totally hilarious.

[@philspill6854]

TAKE IT OUTTA THE BAG!

[@waylonmercy8125]

Sounded like bill Burr right there lol

[@gemster18]

Oh my God when he said take it out of the bag I almost fell off the couch

[@uneedtherapy42]

LMAO

[@alyxskyler]

I wonder if his dad has gotten better with the “internets” yet 😂

[@jwm4ever]

This was the Best he's ever done this one. Anytime you need to lift your spirits, put put on a Sabastian video, and it's instant Happy! Love this guy.

[@user-yk3sn9xd7m]

If this guy keeps it up hes gonna be HUGE!!!

[@realboltfan]

is now

[@michaelsnedker5446]

mr maniscalco, you are definitely one of the funniest guys ever, i feel like i cheated myself only learning about you this year!

[@skull330]

TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG!!!! Lol

[@suzsatrn]

Cause the cameras they looking at me LOL

[@rebeccajoseph4495]

I have got to see him! Wow! Tears are rolling every time. Love some Sebastian.

[@whatup1454]

He could be one of the best comedians of all time. Wow!

[@reesebrindle1809]

Subway. My husband every time. “What kind of bread you got?” Me: “Just make them the same.” Let’s just face it, those sandwich artists gotta really hate people. Lmao

[@Sandhill1988]

If they were artists it wouldn't be making sandwiches for a living.

[@jamesd242]

if they hate them,get a better job, and Ace that tip jar

[@djwalruss4897]

@@jamesd242 Damm Daniel

[@lindamontanari2272]

I can literally watch him all day.

[@Hisako]

man this stage is too small for this guy haha

[@BitcoinMoney8]

You were right.

[@Ep0xy]

@@BitcoinMoney8 hahah 👍

[@jasperhalsey8574]

Truep

[@syncedwiseman6760]

U gotta start small.

[@just4me397]

MSG & RadioCity big nuff?! 🤩 big league dawg Now!

[@gemster18]

Sebastian is without a doubt one of the funniest Comics you will ever see! I was able to see him live and literally was holding my stomach by the end of the night in pain! He is hysterical

[@edibertoleal7487]

OH MY FREAKIN LORD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! LMAO!!

[@XmanSully]

You sir, are one of the best stand up comedians ever

[@postmastergeneral711]

This MF'er is just TOO god-damned funny!

[@Ru1nedK1ng]

just his actions itself is funny. :D

[@jumpinjojo]

Decapitica XII Actions are* funny.

[@chriscapaccio4342]

joseph migliore You are the problem.

[@D_Marrenalv]

No, Chris...the problem is the system that taught the OP to type "actions itself is" instead of "actions themselves are" ;)

[@chachi_luna]

He’s like a good looking Kramer

[@frankthetank1369]

He's related to Kramer.

[@drlongus8321]

@@frankthetank1369 What? Nooooo

[@TheTerminator1919]

Kramer sucks after losing his shit being racist. Don't compare these two.

[@drlongus8321]

@@TheTerminator1919 Awww is snowflake triggered?

[@TheTerminator1919]

@@drlongus8321 Disrespectful to Sebastian and his career. Why the need to compare?

[@mitsuomits9077]

Plastic mittens 😆😆😆😆

[@D_Marrenalv]

lmao

[@ps9]

This made me cry! Great job.

[@dogdaybreak3157]

There's a poster with loaves! You don't see the loaves!! LOL

[@allawatta]

My new favorite male comedian!

[@sandym3424]

Doll from Riddick : "Is it true that half the people you meet are below average intelligence?"

[@theandyshow7645]

Love this guys comedy!!

[@canyoncovert7582]

It’s says step one pick bread

[@gwendolynko]

"I wanna learn the internets" hha my dad says Walmarts lol so annoying! hahha

[@jnuy764]

Hehe

[@dasilvadouglas1462]

My mom is 83 and has said "Walmarts" as long as it's been around.

[@d3athsquad843]

Not as bad as how some people say it in my neck of the woods. They say, "Wal-mark". Or my old School Grandpa referring to the internet as "W, W, Web". Lol! My 2 cents. Haha!

[@metalphobos3632]

Top comedian right now. Him and Segura are on fire. Sebastian is pure class and being Italian(yes, hes Sicilian)My childhood was just as he describes it. "Is that ur mother with a sword??" The table of goodies for company and my father with computers, the bologna and antifreeze etc. The way we feel about people is identical. Inswear this guys a brother of cousin of mine. Wish my dad was alive still. I know hed think Seb was the cream of the crop. I picture watching him with my dad and him coughing so hard from laughing he wouldnt be able to breathe. Btw Sebastian, I recently put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari;) Dont ever stop making us laugh. Youre one in a 7 billion brother. Love from Niagara falls, Canada.

[@metalphobos3632]

and apparently i cant spell. lol.

[@francesvansiclen1444]

you certainly cannot spell- Sicilian !!!! wow

[@metalphobos3632]

+Frances Van Siclen, you've never made a mistake im guessing? NOW Go home and get your fuckin shine box.

[@Polish2317]

Drummers Eve Francis, he mispelled Sicilian. so what you fuckin clown, your a hero now that you pointed that out, we all couldn't figure out what he meant....can stand idiots like you , sorry,

[@IAMBENNYBLANCO.]

Drummers Eve he's actually from Chicago not Italy but his parents are from Italy ... I think.

[@dellawhite7606]

I love Sebastian.I've seen all his stand ups and concerts.He is hilarious.Makes this Corona mess tolerable.And his and his family's podcast are hilarious.I look forward to them too.Thank You Sebastian.God bless and stay safe

[@jlbrache]

"I can't do it men!!!" Lol

[@nils8584]

This audience looks like they lazily draw an audience in cartoons

[@johntao6822]

LOL. - perfect

[@sunshine9717]

Well that audience loved Sebastian..anyone can see Sebastian was making his way Slowly up the ladder of fame and now he has arrived.😎

[@erowley462]

D C'mon... You totally don't get what the op is commenting about/on.

[@sunshine9717]

@@erowley462 With a Pandemic running around. Not being funny. I don't care to get it!😁

[@Whol3NothaL3v3l]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@twosnakesonesword3299]

I worked at Subway in college..lost a lot of faith in my fellow humans! I had one lady arguing over which lettuce to put on her sub even though the lettuce is the same and came from the same bag she insisted on having both kinds..sigh. We put it in two bins so we have enough and don't run out too fast, not because it's different kinds lol...nope, it's all shredded iceburg lol.

[@coasteyscoasteys4150]

TwoSnakes OneSword sick people it's sad

[@obscurousx1275]

I liked people's logic with the bread. You worked at Subway, so you know its white bread, the same white bread with the cheese sprinkled on (Monterey cheddar), or the same white bread with the cheese sprinkled on and rolled in the italian herb (italian herb and cheese). So if we ever ran out of italian herb, for some reason the Monterey cheddar bread was just a terrible idea and they went straight to the white bread. If they can't have the herb, forget the cheese too I guess..... Or, when we advertised turkey jalapeno sub. A sub you could have ordered at any time anyway, its just a turkey sub with jalapenos and the cheddar cheese. So really our advertisement was just a suggestion. But as soon as we did, all those people started ordering it like it was something new. I don't use the word sheeple often but man...sometimes there just isn't any other word for it.

[@gmcnewlook]

I’ve always wondered about the Lettuce bin thing but obviously never asked or argued about it because I’m not a jerk....

[@D_Marrenalv]

Was she white and "smart looking" with dark-rimmed glasses? Only those kind of idiots argue over shit like that, lol..

[@noelsturrup3817]

@@Xixu.co.6 And the sad part is that most of them leave thinking the same thing about us

[@waltirionogueira4604]

I was literally having a siezure i was laughing so hard

[@jrnylvr]

I lay in bed and watch him on KZbin and then I get up and watch him on the computer and laugh myself to death. He is so funny!

[@ikaikaxkeahi]

3:52 I just love the reactions of those laughs, pure fun! Also it’s funny how we find that part so funny because we know the accuracy of a typical fast food worker with an accent like that hahaha.

[@debradonato7363]

Run it Thru Dah GARDEN💚💚🇮🇹🇮🇹♥️♥️

[@xKryPtoNitex]

"What are you want!?" LMAO

[@comicallyinsane7761]

I don't want any of those peppers , so double up on the turkey 😂

[@pamelasmith6221]

Love this. 2023. He’s still relevant.

[@awomanwalksintoabar954]

I am so damn in love with this guy! If only I was 20 years younger!

[@dnap2526]

I'll do you

[@italiagorino6358]

Perfect kills me everytime

[@anacrobat89]

This is clearly one of his smaller shows he did to test out new routines that would end up on his new "What's wrong with you people" special. Which is hilarious.

[@IanPatrickOfficial]

Dude this is so true. Especially the part about trying to teach his dad the internet. Rofl.

[@jarisstarling6696]

"Head almost popped off when he saw the condiments"

[@lisad2461]

My favorite comedian!!! Makes me laugh soo hard.

[@THAITANproduction]

And this is why Sebastian is my favorite comedian!

[@edijst]

Sebastian is freaking amazing, just now found out about him and love the way he jokes, wish to see more with some new stand-ups.

[@headtrauma911]

I'm not one to post comments but, Of the 8 billion people on this planet not everyone is not going to find his comedy funny, I feel he has a natural talent, first watched him on Netflix actually. Listen to the audience when hes doing his thing. It's Sept 4 2013 look out for this guy!!

[@daneladydriver603]

Its 2020 now and he made it. Made it BIG TIME!

[@biancadevries5424]

Love him!!!

[@tangobango9653]

LUV his facial expressions & body language. Funny, funny stuff.

[@Internationale1]

amazing. too funny

[@danielguest7841]

Sebastian doesn't do cardio. He does comedy.

[@theboybrutus9894]

From small venues to Radio City and Netflix specials❤️❤️

[@ericusmaximus2380]

fucking love this guy perfect perfect cross between Dice Clay and Vinnie barbarino

[@craigjgomez]

It's always great to see people standing up and walking across in front of the stage while the comedian is doing his schtick. Gives it that look of authenticity. Hey people, go take a leak during the break.

[@of4momma]

this guy is awesome.. was amazing on Russel's best night ever..

[@szqsk8]

Funny as he'll! I love Sebastian. You'd think a comedy club in Hermosa Beach would look fancier than this one does.

[@RobbyRogue]

LOVE it, freaking hilarious stuff. You rule, SM.

[@vanessablanc2074]

“The internets” 🤣

[@joannegiven189]

Can’t get enough of this guy I came across him a week ago!!😂😂😂

[@tacoma171]

This guys is da bomb. Awesome

[@marlenescott2403]

I just love your shows. I'm from Chicago and can relate.

[@patricesoffer8341]

Oh wow that's golden!!! You made my day after the day I had! Lol Love your humor

[@lisad2461]

The best!!!!

[@Mjgirl55]

Sebastian is the King of physical comedy 🥰🥰

[@Thedarkkatana]

He has improved on this joke so much...

[@phile6889]

Been killin it for years! Love your work man!

[@gearswitch8193]

I saw his first special on the internets a while back and wow for me the best stand up performance