Suction Cup Man 1-4 but every time someone swears it speeds up by %1

[@Clicxe]

Such a tasteful speed up, you can still hear everything and enjoy the arcs. Everyone just sounds even more annoyed

[@borbleborb4586]

Also every episode from 2-4 sounds like a call of duty lobby

[@electricheisenberg5723]

they sound like children. angry. angry children.

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

I love it

[@BobTheWhatchamacallit]

@@borbleborb4586 omfg it does

[@darthnash_2433]

Try watching at times two speed

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

This feels more like just making it 1% more high pitched for each cuss word rather than 1% faster.

[@landolazuli1429]

because its already so fast paced, it seems normal

[@noobtheoof7418]

On episode 3 you could actually notice the speed

[@jackmario6471]

@@noobtheoof7418 correction 2

[@georgesstuff2247]

i did a side to side comparison on my own time (no life wooo) and yeah this one does get faster.

[@matrixshaman6652]

did you not see how fast he was shaking his non climbing grade suction cups?

[@fredcharleskrueger5183]

It’s funny how his voice only returns to normal for a brief moment as the theme song slows down at the end of ep4

[@markerikson7423]

round

[@randomationstudios24x68]

It’s like perfect too

[@alphadek9740]

The devil's conversation is absolutely hilarious to me!

[@andrewcheng1948]

You mean hell-arious

[@bingushead3491]

😔

[@datguymiller]

It should have been his real voice

[@PurpleBroadcast]

Him saying "hey i wrote u a song" to the business man and then seeing his reaction is the best joke in the series in my opinion, youd have to see it all to get it.

[@charlessandison5740]

You can only imagine how many songs he's heard to get to that point

[@TheRedCap]

I slowed that part back down to %100 and made it the thumbnail for a reason

[@roboboi1016]

By the America one,if you set the speed to 0.5,he sounds like he’s 5

[@beardiamond1010]

true

[@markerikson7423]

"Screw you guys, look at me go."

[@Awfulfeature]

He sounds 5 at normal speed.

[@kkotheracountnstuff]

that is THE FUNNIEST thing ever!

[@OfficialTrainzGod]

yes

[@quitkid8727]

When he launched the missile, the speed fucking DOUBLED

[@funky_missy]

i love that the earth's atmosphere is slowly turning into helium

[@fine_ol_chap]

13:00 His voice sounded normal for a solid half second during the cut off credits

[@assfucker6997]

They almost cut this entire Series in half I figured it would be more because of how much swearing is in it but he didn't increase it all that much in terms of speed per swear word

[@AverageCytrius]

4:08 ILL SPEEDRUN YOUR MISSILE ALL I WANT! *LOOK AT ME GO!*

[@DJ_Dave]

Man how could you forget the best episode of trying to get the Golden Suction Cups it’s cannon broski lol

[@TheRedCap]

Because of the live-action segment. It's hard to count swears when they're in the background of an ad.

[@masterbuilder7729]

Which one is this? Don’t think I’ve seen it

[@maktipusdijo4971]

@@masterbuilder7729 Suction Cup man THE PLUSHIE that is the video

[@AndroidFerret]

@@TheRedCap how You got the HELL coordinate?

[@pixelwizard9652]

@@TheRedCap K that’s fair

[@ringanimation424]

4:22 this sped up actually kinda sounds good

[@SpartanRascal]

Suction Cup Man: HOLY SHIT ISTHAT A WATER GUN ARE YOU INSANE business dummy: there's more to it Suction Cup Man: let me guess you filled it with piss business dummy:... Suction cup man Cup Man: oh my god you did fill it wish piss MEET THE SNIPER

[@ThumbsTup]

MEET THE SYDNEY SLEEPER

[@zaidhernandez4601]

Oh no

[@dudebot7255]

I like how the location this was uploaded from was hell.

[@alphagiga4878]

@Starbound Terrarian I guess that makes Biden the antichrist

[@JamesTrifolium]

The irony of not including the South Park styled one, yet the entire thing still sounding like an episode from South Park is palpable.

[@Glowdude]

i love that the glass smashing noise at 12:04 isn't sped up lmao

[@Antonio-132]

Extreme close ups are not affected

[@TheRedCap]

yeah I slowed that bit back down cus it's the best part of the series

[@littleSblox]

panepanepanepanepanepanepanepane

[@kiaraunderfell]

I love the way suction cup man's voice gets averagely higher every single time

[@deathlordicelord8402]

they keep sounding younger and younger at the start this is how it goes: normal > kids > toddlers > squirrels

[@tykinnamon9831]

6:49 My Mom when 10-year old me curses:

[@passebee]

Title: *speeds up 1% every time it swears* Me: “this is gonna be a quick ass video Edit: thank you everyone for 300 likes

[@assfucker6997]

Yes

[@savagesonic7330]

Ye-

[@savagesonic7330]

@@assfucker6997 bruh why is this your user

[@Frost59]

Oh, that's another 1% lol

[@buffoonwithashovel7354]

Increases speed by 1%

[@masonstewart6232]

Alternate title: Suction Cup man, but it speeds up every time suction cup man talks

[@TheDiggity42]

incoherent any noises *G L A S S S H A T T E R S* incoherent ant noises

[@TheRedCap]

I purposely slowed that part back to normal lol

[@Availablenameistaken]

I was Not prepared for the sound his “climbing instrument” made when he shook it in part four at that speed. That nearly ended me. Fantastic video.

[@datguymiller]

If you start to play it in .25 speed starting there it sounds like chipmunks but 18+

[@GG-jn4dx]

11:45 that song was halarious and that sound sounds like whisking extremely fast

[@NGenuity280]

"Have you heard the sound these things make?" Had me Rolling, dying of laughter without breathing for 2-3 mins straight

[@Wreckedftfoxy]

i like how suction cup man says fuck yea lets start world war 3

[@lilbroomstick7410]

something about suction cup man's voice being high pitched makes me laugh, it also sounds like its straight out of south park

[@toganium4175]

I can still understand what they're saying, even when they're talking fast. I think I'm obsessed with the Suction Cup Man series.

[@dino_dude47]

Me seeing piemations Donald trump say Huuuge while sounding like a toddler on helium is making me wheezing

[@TheShipMaster]

Hyooge

[@BigBoAnimates]

13:01 you can vaguely hear SCM's regular voice on the fade xD

[@okboing]

I take pride in being able to count at the speed of a clock and even though it only speeds up by 1% each time I can actually make out the subtle speed change

[@tatsuothefamiliar3801]

Alt. titles, Every swear makes it 1% funnier Every swear makes it 1% more like south park Every swear makes it sound more like alen and the chipmunks.

[@froilen13]

alen?

[@t-nbell7013]

You mean Alvin?

[@goldendudeman]

I pressed the arrow key at such a right time, the buisness guy sounded like he said suck my tower

[@carsonbailey7090]

This was great. Only thing that could have made it better would be actually showing us what percentage we were at as it went on

[@wonttellclassified1020]

4:22-4:30 that part made me laugh

[@Gentle_Dude]

Is not even of first episode, but you now can notice the changes, so much cool, swering.

[@charliechips257]

11:55 that's what good mac n cheese sounds like

[@bobtheanimator8353]

12:04 it's even funnier when it's sped up

[@Innoty]

the whole video on 2x speed is the funniest shit you'll listen to in awhile

[@the_real_fish_man]

3:58 He sounds like an angry toddler

[@eevee_pog7026]

This feels like an extended south park skit to me lol

[@mechaniccccc]

3:17 sounds so amazing 7:14 also sounds good

[@nephromosdiagranas9787]

Watch this at the highest speed KZbin allows, it gets trippy as fuck

[@The_Stumbler]

1:30 this cop has Aimbot

[@DefKelpy3000]

I didn't expect it to be noticeable in the first episode

[@eaten_toaster]

2:08 he actually sounds like a south park kid

[@sandvich4days871]

Cartman

[@arcturusthelibrarian1463]

stage one: helium (the first one). Stage 2: children (the second one). Stage three: alvin and the chipmunks (third one). Stage 4: Lightspeed. (fourth and final one)

[@Cubed-Chicken]

Its like helium is slowly being released

[@Johnatron]

The fact that this video is the length of the average episode shows how much they swear

[@bogdand7138]

As the video goes on, they sound more and more like some pissed off children, AND I LOVE IT

[@TheOriginalEwan]

‘Secret North Korean Missile Base’ ‘But we found it anyway haha’ Can’t help but chuckle at this part.

[@toramime5716]

4:36 and 5:40 are my fav parts

[@eWosMrV]

Location:Hell

[@ParkerTheFatty]

2x speed plus the already being sped up thing. It sounds really fast I must admit

[@MrVazzey]

*dream music plays*

[@Owroma135]

His bike helmet is what makes him invincible

[@TheVeryCasualSquid]

Doctor: You have 13 minutes to live Me:

[@Yes-vx2un]

Suction cup man 1: Getting a bit fast Suction cup man 2: Ok starting to get a bit out of hand Suction cup man 3: Ok this is really not gonna go well please stop Suction cup man 4: OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@hiitsjustme6134]

Try it 2x speed

[@kink1194]

He is the definition of chaotic energy

[@junebug_dot_com2656]

Ah, now you can truly hear every single “LOOK AT ME GOO”

[@noface7842]

The faster it gets, it gets funnier

[@MrSmile-ph4hr]

I haven't laughed this hard in awhile thx for making my day

[@slimjim4361]

Honestly the pitch makes this funnier

[@qbot7300]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the location is hell

[@walshar2705]

Me putting it on 2x: "My power is beyond your understanding"

[@jevanjful]

If I had a nickel for everytime suction cup man swore, I would be so rich I can't describe it

[@medic6994]

If you set it to 0.5x at the end it’s just the high pitched voices and I love it

[@twitchyeyess]

I feel like my ears are slowly ingesting helium making everything even more stupid.

[@tyreegreen9796]

4:23 for some random reason I think the song sounds better this sped up.

[@tigerboi99]

Yes

[@sleezovro]

12:54 it actually sounds normal on 1.5 speed

[@yaboihuey5298]

0.75x is even better

[@sleezovro]

@Hanz with ze flammenwerfer yes

[@sleezovro]

@@yaboihuey5298 yeah ur right

[@TheDragon0102]

....... I lost.... it.... at about.... halfway into the final, then it was all too fast to really hear.

[@incertnamehere]

It sounds like their getting younger and younger.

[@panema0]

just starts like screaming chipmunks and children lolll

[@decrescendo1869]

1:08 is literally the funniest shit ive seen in a while

[@nillstan5564]

I think its funny as hell that the pitch has already significantly risen before the end of episode 1

[@mechamax7919]

4:24 it's even funnier when sped up! XD

[@helpmereach5ksubswithnovid15]

I didn’t know the judge stars in the Alvin and the chipmunks franchise

[@GypsyHarlow]

The fast it gets, the more he just becomes foamy the squirrel

[@starplane1239]

I love how nobody questions the location

[@sinjineragon7358]

Try putting it at 2x speed and see if you can still understand them

[@Tree-Man_gdi]

1:06 Elon Musk hiring the buffest guy to test Cybertruck windows and 5:33.

[@STH151NicoleFan]

12:04 - “HeyIwroteyouasong!” *glass breaking sound* Best part.

[@jackstauffer9103]

This is the funniest video I've seen all day

[@duckduck5728]

I'm watching normal speed suction cup man by watching the nearly ending of this video that's sped up and decreasing speed to .5 speed. Very high pitch

[@non-binarygopher801]

With their squeaky voices played at 2X speed they sound like animal crossing characters

[@studsonfire2299]

Conversations with family be like:

[@Big_Boy11927]

I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS

[@SouthParkTearrance]

2:11 President of USA sounds like Darwin from the amazing world of gumball

[@jacobhungerford4206]

This is absolutely amazing and hilarious

[@sirlogan4786]

This video has a linked location named “Hell”

[@AwesomeDrawer2017]

I think, maybe, there’s a slight chance, they cursed

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

I love the way this was sped up It's amazing (also on SCM 1 everyone except suction cup man ether sounds female or like that pig guy from loony tunes)

[@gdogbridges647]

Gotta love that location.

[@humanperson9001]

Episode 1: 24 swears Episode 2: 36 swears Episode 3: 36-39 depending on if you count hell as a swear Episode 4: 10 swears

[@jamesricardo8067]

Trump sounds like he's from south park XD HIS GUITAR SOUNDED LIKE A UKULELE

[@ledo2509]

4.43 the business guy now sounds like a character from south park

[@richardshonquist9474]

I like how the sound effects never change pitch

[@angelbaanyajones5288]

I died when he went "deez nutz" more than once

[@monky_man69]

The sound of the sticks made me laugh so hard