Featuring @theshyoneva Love him or hate him, there is never a boring moment with your shameless sugar daddy
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@theshyoneva Жыл бұрын
Whatever Green, you just suck 🙄 Edit: PIN ME RIGHT NOW FORGET THE OTHERS!
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
How did you enjoy the snail porridge? 🖕🖕🖕
@robertamattos1688 Жыл бұрын
You two are impossible 😂
@viktoria-13 Жыл бұрын
If your best friend don't talk to u like that, u are not friends 😔
@Ruby-melanie Жыл бұрын
Welp you two never actually got along with each other😂😂
@Aiko_8653 Жыл бұрын
I’m starting to think that you guys are actually enemies but also boyfriends
@SassyViscountess11 ай бұрын
"I would never harm a child... in public." As an ex teacher: - Me too😇😆
@Fan_girly5710 ай бұрын
PFF BBBAHAHAHH HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHH
@timfangrad517310 ай бұрын
I feel like every person in the education system has felt this way at some point.
@ILYEMOGRAVE Жыл бұрын
when he asked "how are your legs?" I was like: *DAYUM! DID I MISS SOMETHIN???"
@Fan_girly5710 ай бұрын
FRRR😂😂😂💀
@chinenmiya139 ай бұрын
FR
@viktoria-13 Жыл бұрын
5:18 Green's swearing is the funniest thing I heard 🤣🤣
@Nightdominia Жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said he could suck his own....I was pretty much like "Oh really?? What am I here for then." 🤣
@viktoria-13 Жыл бұрын
@@Nightdominia 🤣🤣 same question here
@COFFEBEAN-mg5vf Жыл бұрын
1:33 saving my spot
@viktoria-13 Жыл бұрын
1:08 it was the cutest "yay" in my whole life omg 😭💚💚
@viktoria-13 Жыл бұрын
SUGAR DADDY IS BACK YEEEY 💚💚
@chinenmiya13 Жыл бұрын
FR
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@chinenmiya13 Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 hii
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
@@chinenmiya13 Hii :)
@亡くなる Жыл бұрын
Yippee
@efrie6609 Жыл бұрын
Not him laughing at the misery of the child lol 🤣 This audio was immaculate. The hate for Shy, the jokes, the love, the laughter omg everything. As Green would say this video has quality and quantity
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂💚
@imjustgay412 Жыл бұрын
Crying,dying,simping,jumping,hoping,loving,shaking,yelling,kicking,screaming,punching,lying,yeeting,eating,dreaming,singing,dancing,darling,twisting,twitching,writing,flying,cooking,driving,sleeping,throwing,fighting,meowing,melting,messing,barking,living,watching,playing,freezing, and wanting this man 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💍💍
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@TiaTortilla006 Жыл бұрын
That was the most adorable, excited yet sarcastic "yay" ive ever heard Green say 😂😂
@ebany2244 Жыл бұрын
5:29 Gold?! Not that guy and his eye-sore of a car again!
@rayoko_tube9 ай бұрын
"How are your legs?" Me: "pardon...?" 👁️👄👁️ LOL
@Titus_Alexius Жыл бұрын
British road rage is so funny. "GET OFF THE ROAD YOU TWAT!" "I CAN SUCK MY OWN D*CK!" Bro I accidentally dropped my phone from laughing so hard. 😭 (Sorry if it isn't the exact words my brain is small and my memory is trash) Next time let us pick the restaurant, okay? 😊 Good work! Keep it up! 💚💚✨ Today is my birthday! My parents went into town and they're getting me ice cream! 😄
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂💚 I wish your parents a happy birthday xx
@Titus_Alexius Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Thanks! I'm 18 now! :) I was given a fluffy black teddy bear purse for my birthday and now my life is complete. It's so cute. I need to name it. What should I name it?
@Titus_Alexius Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 bro my keyboard glitched again and I meant to write "some" but it didn't type out it out. Now I look stupid. Hdkspwndnxnd
@robertamattos1688 Жыл бұрын
A lil late, but happy birthday!!! 🎂❤🥳
@Titus_Alexius Жыл бұрын
@@robertamattos1688 Thank you! And you aren't late! It's still the 6th! :)
@Puding_Pup_ Жыл бұрын
Thats 7 dollars in the swear jar sir
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
i can afford it 😌
@sparklepugtea Жыл бұрын
See, as a very self sufficient and prideful person, sugar daddy audios aren’t really my cup of tea, but Green is another story 😌💚
@viktoria-13 Жыл бұрын
The fact that we go to McDonald's at the end makes me so happy! ( It's probably the wisest decision he made in whole video lol XD ) Jeez, I can feel my stomach hurts from laughing 😂 Love your sense of humour!! Thanks for new video Green, that made my day
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂💚💚
@miratitn Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 The kid screaming is so accurate, God I hate that. 💀 i feel evil for laughing at the kid's demise. This feels like a legit restuarant enviroment...loud 😂❤ good job, you're really funny 😂
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😆💚
@Lovely_Shadz Жыл бұрын
“We will go to Mcdonald’s and have a real meal” He knows me so well it’s not even funny😭💚💚💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂
@wafi463 Жыл бұрын
The way I had to hold my laugh because my sister was beside me😂
@Saffron_Claire Жыл бұрын
but seriously the audio was so good. i feel like sugar daddy audios are just your vibe like from your voice alone. also would it kill you to order something normal at a restaurant for once [asking for a friend] but also you spitting in the bowl after the waiter mentioned giving it to shy is just so petty and i love it. also the road rage kinda scares me a little but it's still pretty funny. also the waiter just being so done with your shit like 'do you think snail porridge is the secret wifi password you kardashian?' anyways you did great as always darling!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 Thank you so much 💚💚💚
@Saffron_Claire Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🖤🖤🖤🖤 well if it isn't the result of your own dedication
@KIRIBAKU30 Жыл бұрын
Me yelling yesssssssssssss Green:come on show more enthusiasm
@kuggs4019 Жыл бұрын
Green : only one person drives a gold Bugatti 😡 Me (full confidence) : ANDREW TATE 😤😤
@Meuline11 ай бұрын
Not Green laughing at the kid 😭😂 I was laughing too!
@Saffron_Claire Жыл бұрын
but like table corners are not laughing matters especially for children but you tryna stop laughing cracked me up ngl
@sorina7437 Жыл бұрын
ITS THE PAIN FOR MEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Enderchibi127 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh!! I didn't think we'd ever hear from suagr daddy again! Glad to hear him again and hope to hear more!❤
@Artistwithpurplehair2 ай бұрын
When that kid started squealing my cat looked up like "What the frig is that?" 😂
@Lady-Durza-Nightshade-Black4 ай бұрын
My gods, the way I'd be clinging to the front of his jacket and burying my face into his shoulder as I poorly attempt to stifle my laughter at the child's misfortune XD I swear the humor is fucking immaculate, and an absolute delight
@bangtan_32013 Жыл бұрын
Sugar daddy is back 😮💨..also you and the theshyoneva are a whole mood and I’m here for it🤣🤭💀
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂
@timfangrad517310 ай бұрын
Sugar Daddy: We are cycling there Me who never learned how to ride a bike: DEAR GOD NO!
@viktoria-139 ай бұрын
Re - watching all my fav Green's videos whenever I'm stressed feels like reward 😭💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr95559 ай бұрын
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@viktoria-139 ай бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🫶🏻💚💚
@Fan_girly5710 ай бұрын
NOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE TACKY GOLD BUGATTI!!!!!!
@jmenujisemisa3055 Жыл бұрын
So glad he is back ❤
@grey_roses Жыл бұрын
Mr Shy, always slinking around. 😂 That's what you get for ordering snail porridge, man...sounds kinda like the dinner did come with a side of pain...
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂
@just_a_wallydarling_simp Жыл бұрын
My girlfriend caught me listening to this I'm so dead
@GertrudeWanker-di5jb Жыл бұрын
I pray for you 🙏🏽
@just_a_wallydarling_simp Жыл бұрын
@@GertrudeWanker-di5jbmy girlfriend is about to murder me
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
here is some self defence 🏏
@Titus_Alexius Жыл бұрын
Rip
@Leo.is.sleepy Жыл бұрын
I swear, we should pick a restaurant next time if all he wants to do is complain about his choices, lol
@Soulshine00 Жыл бұрын
"This twat cut me off" Its Mr. Shy isnt it?
@ittuffbeingacreator6466 Жыл бұрын
When I herd the BANG and then crying I stated laughing to the point we’re I was crying and I was slamming my hand on the table 😂
@kaijju2147 Жыл бұрын
I fucking love this man!
@ADiADI-tv5wi Жыл бұрын
The yay that he made at first was adorable 😭💚💚
@rebekkacristine8784 Жыл бұрын
Yesss a sugar Daddy video!!!!! Iam so happy now💚💚💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@AveryWhite-wn6nm Жыл бұрын
10:36 ✨It’s LeViOsa Not LeViOSA ✨😂😂
@shadowmist92 Жыл бұрын
I can't even tell you how happy it made me to see this come up on my timeline lol. I visibly cringed and put my hand up to shield my face at the driving scene, and don't even get me started about the soup part. XD I still really liked the video though, you did a good job! Thanks for your continued hard work Green.
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you 😊💚💚💚
@LunaLalone-xq1fg7 ай бұрын
I love this series so much the last three have been quite funny 😂 please don’t stop any time soon! And do more collabs with shy, tingly tones and Valentine pleeeeease!! I love all you guys so much and it makes the experience more fun with all of you together ❤😊
@viktoria-13 Жыл бұрын
9:18 firstly : ouch... I almost felt sorry for that kid. Almost XD Second : what a cute laughter, jeeeez
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
"almost" XD
@viktoria-13 Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 don't judge me, u are the one who laughed out loud XDD
@Teddie_Vision Жыл бұрын
Bro really decided to commit a crime because he didnt want to make a reservation 💀💀
@J3SSMAXX1NG Жыл бұрын
he was js in a silly goofy mood 🤪🤪🤪🤪
@BloodRiott Жыл бұрын
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
@-Miloo- Жыл бұрын
Omg the way Shy and green argue is so amusing
@bribri382510 ай бұрын
Please as soon as I heard the type of car I’m like oh that’s definitely shy LMFAO. Green this audio was so funny 😭it had so much more than I expected LOL
@LiLi.matcha03 Жыл бұрын
Words cannot describe how i love sugar daddy so much. his humour, his personality, his voice, his money~ 🤌✨
@no_you_first3842 Жыл бұрын
5:11 why did i think they were gonna recite the entire eggman speech from the sonic fandubs lmao, i cant stop thinking about that!!
@sophie_tea- Жыл бұрын
our daddy is back
@Apollosascendant Жыл бұрын
HELP WHEN I WAS YOUNGER HESTON BLUMENTHAL WAS THE ONLY FOOD CONTENT ID WATCH😭😭😭
@mhastoriesmore3159 Жыл бұрын
I clicked so fast on this. I am not ashamed one bit. Thank you.
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@vee4virgo Жыл бұрын
YAY IM SO HAPPY HES BACK😍😍
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@COFFEBEAN-mg5vf Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555I laughed my ass off and the “ *WHOS BITCH ASS PUSSY CAR IS THAT?!* “
@alana5892 Жыл бұрын
More ✨rode rage✨
@paulas27 Жыл бұрын
Well hello Sugar Daddy. This audio cracked me up - just been to Paris and still didn’t know what ‘pain’ was 😂 Give me Maccy D’s any time Sugar D ❤ Seriously though Green - your audios are the best 😊
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂 Thank youu 💚
@SilvaZoldyck-bz5sw Жыл бұрын
Excuse me you can what your own WHAT!? Lenguage! (Love this ❤❤❤❤❤)
@jujualenezi Жыл бұрын
YESSSS FINALLY SMTH FROM THE SUGAR DADDY SERIES I MISSED THIS !!!!!
@shadekoneko90 Жыл бұрын
The way I raced to listen to this when I saw the notification 😅
@Slis. Жыл бұрын
God I love this series keep it coming 😭🤍
@mellan2692 Жыл бұрын
NGL, I relate not liking kids, so it's the main reason why I don't eat in restaurants as I could have. Nice episode. It's been a while.
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😂
@PlumPIum Жыл бұрын
OMG YES THIS IS MY FAVORITE SERIES I LOVE THIS SM YIPEEEEE🎉🎉🎉🎉
@hollybedford3720 Жыл бұрын
Road rage do be like that in the UK
@johnnyplaysyt7419 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for another sugar daddy asmr after the Paris, France one 💖💖💖💖💖
@Lxvesickkk Жыл бұрын
UWAHHH I LOVE THE VID GREEN! although I'm 10 hours late to this vid I WAS SO HAPPY ANOTHER SUGAR DADDY AUDIO WAS POSTED IN YOUR CHANNEL HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT/EVENING AND STAY SAFFEEE🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! You too!!!
@alyssavaught6993 Жыл бұрын
Sugar daddy: baby baby Me: (comes running) yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy your back your back finally finally (starts runing around the room)
@Bagels147 Жыл бұрын
DADDY IS BACK WOOOO!!!!! 💚💚
@nala9353 Жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS SUGAR DADDY IS BACK
@SkirksFocalor Жыл бұрын
i love this so much you never let me down❤
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
🥰💚
@_Felixx__ Жыл бұрын
LETS GO IT'S BAAACK! I BROKE MY FINGER CLICKING THIS, HELP!
@Ash-bx4cg Жыл бұрын
YAY OUR SUGAR DADDY IS BACK
@cryc3t Жыл бұрын
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG OMGGGG TYSSM GREEN FOR BRINGING BACK OUR SUGAR DADDY 💚💚💚💚💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@starship4291 Жыл бұрын
holy shit yeeeeees finally
@armiesgachastudios1534 Жыл бұрын
HELL YEA DADDY IS BACKKKK😩😩😩😩😩💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@Naysha09nm Жыл бұрын
FINALLY HES BACK
@HomicidalManiac-ke7du Жыл бұрын
BOUT TIME WE GOT ANOTHER🎉🎉
@Kikiori1_. Жыл бұрын
IM LAUGHING FROM THE ARGUMENT PART 😭😭
@Saffron_Claire Жыл бұрын
'i must say these fancy restaurants leave much to be desired.😒😒🙄🙄' well my good sir why do you keep taking me to 'fancy restaurants' if you don't fancy snail porridge. like i don't mind we could go to Mcdonald's if your ego can fit through the door, Green. 🖤🖤🖤🖤
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Looks like next time is your choice ;)
@Saffron_Claire Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 we're getting door-dash and watching a movie then, I'm tired of dolling up for snail porridge Don't you dare order snail anything again 😠😠
@mayrin5492 Жыл бұрын
THERES TO MANY GREAT LINES 😭💀
@robertamattos1688 Жыл бұрын
Ohh God!! You really hate kids 😅😂 (don't blame you tho - I hate them too, but shhhh). And why being so mean to Mr. Shy?? He is so awesome 😎 You guys are the perfect duo! I burst of laugh with you two. ❤💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💚
@theshyoneva Жыл бұрын
Green is just jealous of me, I didn’t ask for this bullying 😔
@robertamattos1688 Жыл бұрын
@@theshyoneva 🫂 Ownn see what you doing, Green? Making Mr. Shy sad!! 🥺
@stargirl9498 Жыл бұрын
What a great way to celebrate my birthday with Sugar Daddy 😊❤❤❤❤
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday!!
@Mic.animations Жыл бұрын
OHHHH YESSSS Christmas came early!!!!!
@arianamunoz5024 Жыл бұрын
YESS I’VE MISSED SM THIS VIDEOS🥰✨
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@Saffron_Claire Жыл бұрын
oh shit i am so excited it's been a while since you did one of these!!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@tojimeatrider Жыл бұрын
AYYY LESS GO DADDY!!!
@EAG46 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Green for such a funny send-up of posh trendy dining. Something to be said for "quantity over quality," as a big woman myself. What would mock snail porridge be, anyhow?
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
I am not satisfied if i am still hungry after spending too much 😂 As for mock snail porridge... no idea, I'm too broke to even think about it XD
@Alexandra_fare Жыл бұрын
Just brouth a new headset to hear this again💚 the voice is still 🔥🔥🔥
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@little.Kitten16 Жыл бұрын
Yayyyyy!!! And soooo sorry not hear or comment under a video I really was tired and had a bad phase again..But it really better now! 💚💚 I really will hear everything you did! 💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Glad to hear you are better 💚
@little.Kitten16 Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 thank you Mr. Green, i hear it and it makes me laughing! You always so funny and you voice is so calm..I'm happy for you and shy that you have fun to make audios together 💚💚
@Kyoforsale Жыл бұрын
Ahhhh my daddy is back❤🎉
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@Z_Axolotl2442 Жыл бұрын
9:18 **ALMOST CHOKES ON DRINK** 9:53 so my little french snail incident from France didn't traumatize you- 11:36 AW LAWD YOU REALLY JUST- 👁👁
@Honeybee-dx1uz Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ventii_kun Жыл бұрын
I’ve never wanted to be y/n SO F****** BAD!😭😭
@cherryblossomsakura4 Жыл бұрын
After having food poisoning for four days and get this notification yay
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Get well soon 💚💚💚
@issychats5799 Жыл бұрын
Oh fuck 😂😂, the shit is about to go down 😂😂 and sorry im late green.
@Asher_is.d3ad Жыл бұрын
When I saw this I clicked so fast 💚
@CXP3D Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@Geicoo Жыл бұрын
when i say i want a sugar daddy this is exactly what i mean
@kristelchicas3060 Жыл бұрын
YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY
@eliaannsolis5602 Жыл бұрын
So cool
@Okami_Hitoshi24 Жыл бұрын
FUCK FUCK FUCK I WAS LATE FOR A DAY???? 😭😭😭 Im sorry for being late daddy green 😔😔😔 i love your videos as usual! 💚💚💚 😂😂😂 the fight on the road tho
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
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@hypnoticskull6342 Жыл бұрын
As a fellow man, it is true that we laugh when children fall over. We don't know why. We just do