Sugar Daddy Takes You On A Date [M4A] ASMR Roleplay

Featuring ‪@theshyoneva‬
Love him or hate him, there is never a boring moment with your shameless sugar daddy

[@theshyoneva]

Whatever Green, you just suck 🙄 Edit: PIN ME RIGHT NOW FORGET THE OTHERS!

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

How did you enjoy the snail porridge? 🖕🖕🖕

[@robertamattos1688]

You two are impossible 😂

[@viktoria-13]

If your best friend don't talk to u like that, u are not friends 😔

[@Ruby-melanie]

Welp you two never actually got along with each other😂😂

[@Aiko_8653]

I’m starting to think that you guys are actually enemies but also boyfriends

[@SassyViscountess]

"I would never harm a child... in public." As an ex teacher: - Me too😇😆

[@Fan_girly57]

PFF BBBAHAHAHH HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHH

[@timfangrad5173]

I feel like every person in the education system has felt this way at some point.

[@ILYEMOGRAVE]

when he asked "how are your legs?" I was like: *DAYUM! DID I MISS SOMETHIN???"

[@Fan_girly57]

FRRR😂😂😂💀

[@chinenmiya13]

FR

[@viktoria-13]

5:18 Green's swearing is the funniest thing I heard 🤣🤣

[@Nightdominia]

I lost it when he said he could suck his own....I was pretty much like "Oh really?? What am I here for then." 🤣

[@viktoria-13]

@@Nightdominia 🤣🤣 same question here

[@COFFEBEAN-mg5vf]

1:33 saving my spot

[@viktoria-13]

1:08 it was the cutest "yay" in my whole life omg 😭💚💚

[@viktoria-13]

SUGAR DADDY IS BACK YEEEY 💚💚

[@chinenmiya13]

FR

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@chinenmiya13]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 hii

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

@@chinenmiya13 Hii :)

[@亡くなる]

Yippee

[@efrie6609]

Not him laughing at the misery of the child lol 🤣 This audio was immaculate. The hate for Shy, the jokes, the love, the laughter omg everything. As Green would say this video has quality and quantity

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂💚

[@imjustgay412]

Crying,dying,simping,jumping,hoping,loving,shaking,yelling,kicking,screaming,punching,lying,yeeting,eating,dreaming,singing,dancing,darling,twisting,twitching,writing,flying,cooking,driving,sleeping,throwing,fighting,meowing,melting,messing,barking,living,watching,playing,freezing, and wanting this man 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💍💍

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@TiaTortilla006]

That was the most adorable, excited yet sarcastic "yay" ive ever heard Green say 😂😂

[@ebany2244]

5:29 Gold?! Not that guy and his eye-sore of a car again!

[@rayoko_tube]

"How are your legs?" Me: "pardon...?" 👁️👄👁️ LOL

[@Titus_Alexius]

British road rage is so funny. "GET OFF THE ROAD YOU TWAT!" "I CAN SUCK MY OWN D*CK!" Bro I accidentally dropped my phone from laughing so hard. 😭 (Sorry if it isn't the exact words my brain is small and my memory is trash) Next time let us pick the restaurant, okay? 😊 Good work! Keep it up! 💚💚✨ Today is my birthday! My parents went into town and they're getting me ice cream! 😄

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂💚 I wish your parents a happy birthday xx

[@Titus_Alexius]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Thanks! I'm 18 now! :) I was given a fluffy black teddy bear purse for my birthday and now my life is complete. It's so cute. I need to name it. What should I name it?

[@Titus_Alexius]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 bro my keyboard glitched again and I meant to write "some" but it didn't type out it out. Now I look stupid. Hdkspwndnxnd

[@robertamattos1688]

A lil late, but happy birthday!!! 🎂❤🥳

[@Titus_Alexius]

@@robertamattos1688 Thank you! And you aren't late! It's still the 6th! :)

[@Puding_Pup_]

Thats 7 dollars in the swear jar sir

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

i can afford it 😌

[@sparklepugtea]

See, as a very self sufficient and prideful person, sugar daddy audios aren’t really my cup of tea, but Green is another story 😌💚

[@viktoria-13]

The fact that we go to McDonald's at the end makes me so happy! ( It's probably the wisest decision he made in whole video lol XD ) Jeez, I can feel my stomach hurts from laughing 😂 Love your sense of humour!! Thanks for new video Green, that made my day

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂💚💚

[@miratitn]

😂😂😂 The kid screaming is so accurate, God I hate that. 💀 i feel evil for laughing at the kid's demise. This feels like a legit restuarant enviroment...loud 😂❤ good job, you're really funny 😂

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😆💚

[@Lovely_Shadz]

“We will go to Mcdonald’s and have a real meal” He knows me so well it’s not even funny😭💚💚💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂

[@wafi463]

The way I had to hold my laugh because my sister was beside me😂

[@Saffron_Claire]

but seriously the audio was so good. i feel like sugar daddy audios are just your vibe like from your voice alone. also would it kill you to order something normal at a restaurant for once [asking for a friend] but also you spitting in the bowl after the waiter mentioned giving it to shy is just so petty and i love it. also the road rage kinda scares me a little but it's still pretty funny. also the waiter just being so done with your shit like 'do you think snail porridge is the secret wifi password you kardashian?' anyways you did great as always darling!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂😂 Thank you so much 💚💚💚

[@Saffron_Claire]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🖤🖤🖤🖤 well if it isn't the result of your own dedication

[@KIRIBAKU30]

Me yelling yesssssssssssss Green:come on show more enthusiasm

[@kuggs4019]

Green : only one person drives a gold Bugatti 😡 Me (full confidence) : ANDREW TATE 😤😤

[@Meuline]

Not Green laughing at the kid 😭😂 I was laughing too!

[@Saffron_Claire]

but like table corners are not laughing matters especially for children but you tryna stop laughing cracked me up ngl

[@sorina7437]

ITS THE PAIN FOR MEEEEEE 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Enderchibi127]

Ahhh!! I didn't think we'd ever hear from suagr daddy again! Glad to hear him again and hope to hear more!❤

[@Artistwithpurplehair]

When that kid started squealing my cat looked up like "What the frig is that?" 😂

[@Lady-Durza-Nightshade-Black]

My gods, the way I'd be clinging to the front of his jacket and burying my face into his shoulder as I poorly attempt to stifle my laughter at the child's misfortune XD I swear the humor is fucking immaculate, and an absolute delight

[@bangtan_32013]

Sugar daddy is back 😮‍💨..also you and the theshyoneva are a whole mood and I’m here for it🤣🤭💀

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂

[@timfangrad5173]

Sugar Daddy: We are cycling there Me who never learned how to ride a bike: DEAR GOD NO!

[@viktoria-13]

Re - watching all my fav Green's videos whenever I'm stressed feels like reward 😭💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚💚

[@viktoria-13]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 🫶🏻💚💚

[@Fan_girly57]

NOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE TACKY GOLD BUGATTI!!!!!!

[@jmenujisemisa3055]

So glad he is back ❤

[@grey_roses]

Mr Shy, always slinking around. 😂 That's what you get for ordering snail porridge, man...sounds kinda like the dinner did come with a side of pain...

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂

[@just_a_wallydarling_simp]

My girlfriend caught me listening to this I'm so dead

[@GertrudeWanker-di5jb]

I pray for you 🙏🏽

[@just_a_wallydarling_simp]

​@@GertrudeWanker-di5jbmy girlfriend is about to murder me

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

here is some self defence 🏏

[@Titus_Alexius]

Rip

[@Leo.is.sleepy]

I swear, we should pick a restaurant next time if all he wants to do is complain about his choices, lol

[@Soulshine00]

"This twat cut me off" Its Mr. Shy isnt it?

[@ittuffbeingacreator6466]

When I herd the BANG and then crying I stated laughing to the point we’re I was crying and I was slamming my hand on the table 😂

[@kaijju2147]

I fucking love this man!

[@ADiADI-tv5wi]

The yay that he made at first was adorable 😭💚💚

[@rebekkacristine8784]

Yesss a sugar Daddy video!!!!! Iam so happy now💚💚💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@AveryWhite-wn6nm]

10:36 ✨It’s LeViOsa Not LeViOSA ✨😂😂

[@shadowmist92]

I can't even tell you how happy it made me to see this come up on my timeline lol. I visibly cringed and put my hand up to shield my face at the driving scene, and don't even get me started about the soup part. XD I still really liked the video though, you did a good job! Thanks for your continued hard work Green.

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you 😊💚💚💚

[@LunaLalone-xq1fg]

I love this series so much the last three have been quite funny 😂 please don’t stop any time soon! And do more collabs with shy, tingly tones and Valentine pleeeeease!! I love all you guys so much and it makes the experience more fun with all of you together ❤😊

[@viktoria-13]

9:18 firstly : ouch... I almost felt sorry for that kid. Almost XD Second : what a cute laughter, jeeeez

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

"almost" XD

[@viktoria-13]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 don't judge me, u are the one who laughed out loud XDD

[@Teddie_Vision]

Bro really decided to commit a crime because he didnt want to make a reservation 💀💀

[@J3SSMAXX1NG]

he was js in a silly goofy mood 🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@BloodRiott]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@-Miloo-]

Omg the way Shy and green argue is so amusing

[@bribri3825]

Please as soon as I heard the type of car I’m like oh that’s definitely shy LMFAO. Green this audio was so funny 😭it had so much more than I expected LOL

[@LiLi.matcha03]

Words cannot describe how i love sugar daddy so much. his humour, his personality, his voice, his money~ 🤌✨

[@no_you_first3842]

5:11 why did i think they were gonna recite the entire eggman speech from the sonic fandubs lmao, i cant stop thinking about that!!

[@sophie_tea-]

our daddy is back

[@Apollosascendant]

HELP WHEN I WAS YOUNGER HESTON BLUMENTHAL WAS THE ONLY FOOD CONTENT ID WATCH😭😭😭

[@mhastoriesmore3159]

I clicked so fast on this. I am not ashamed one bit. Thank you.

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚

[@vee4virgo]

YAY IM SO HAPPY HES BACK😍😍

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@COFFEBEAN-mg5vf]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555I laughed my ass off and the “ *WHOS BITCH ASS PUSSY CAR IS THAT?!* “

[@alana5892]

More ✨rode rage✨

[@paulas27]

Well hello Sugar Daddy. This audio cracked me up - just been to Paris and still didn’t know what ‘pain’ was 😂 Give me Maccy D’s any time Sugar D ❤ Seriously though Green - your audios are the best 😊

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂 Thank youu 💚

[@SilvaZoldyck-bz5sw]

Excuse me you can what your own WHAT!? Lenguage! (Love this ❤❤❤❤❤)

[@jujualenezi]

YESSSS FINALLY SMTH FROM THE SUGAR DADDY SERIES I MISSED THIS !!!!!

[@shadekoneko90]

The way I raced to listen to this when I saw the notification 😅

[@Slis.]

God I love this series keep it coming 😭🤍

[@mellan2692]

NGL, I relate not liking kids, so it's the main reason why I don't eat in restaurants as I could have. Nice episode. It's been a while.

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

😂

[@PlumPIum]

OMG YES THIS IS MY FAVORITE SERIES I LOVE THIS SM YIPEEEEE🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@hollybedford3720]

Road rage do be like that in the UK

[@johnnyplaysyt7419]

I’ve been waiting for another sugar daddy asmr after the Paris, France one 💖💖💖💖💖

[@Lxvesickkk]

UWAHHH I LOVE THE VID GREEN! although I'm 10 hours late to this vid I WAS SO HAPPY ANOTHER SUGAR DADDY AUDIO WAS POSTED IN YOUR CHANNEL HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT/EVENING AND STAY SAFFEEE🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Thank you!!! You too!!!

[@alyssavaught6993]

Sugar daddy: baby baby Me: (comes running) yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy your back your back finally finally (starts runing around the room)

[@Bagels147]

DADDY IS BACK WOOOO!!!!! 💚💚

[@nala9353]

YESSSSSS SUGAR DADDY IS BACK

[@SkirksFocalor]

i love this so much you never let me down❤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

🥰💚

[@_Felixx__]

LETS GO IT'S BAAACK! I BROKE MY FINGER CLICKING THIS, HELP!

[@Ash-bx4cg]

YAY OUR SUGAR DADDY IS BACK

[@cryc3t]

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG OMGGGG TYSSM GREEN FOR BRINGING BACK OUR SUGAR DADDY 💚💚💚💚💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@starship4291]

holy shit yeeeeees finally

[@armiesgachastudios1534]

HELL YEA DADDY IS BACKKKK😩😩😩😩😩💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@Naysha09nm]

FINALLY HES BACK

[@HomicidalManiac-ke7du]

BOUT TIME WE GOT ANOTHER🎉🎉

[@Kikiori1_.]

IM LAUGHING FROM THE ARGUMENT PART 😭😭

[@Saffron_Claire]

'i must say these fancy restaurants leave much to be desired.😒😒🙄🙄' well my good sir why do you keep taking me to 'fancy restaurants' if you don't fancy snail porridge. like i don't mind we could go to Mcdonald's if your ego can fit through the door, Green. 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Looks like next time is your choice ;)

[@Saffron_Claire]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 we're getting door-dash and watching a movie then, I'm tired of dolling up for snail porridge Don't you dare order snail anything again 😠😠

[@mayrin5492]

THERES TO MANY GREAT LINES 😭💀

[@robertamattos1688]

Ohh God!! You really hate kids 😅😂 (don't blame you tho - I hate them too, but shhhh). And why being so mean to Mr. Shy?? He is so awesome 😎 You guys are the perfect duo! I burst of laugh with you two. ❤💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

🤣🤣💚

[@theshyoneva]

Green is just jealous of me, I didn’t ask for this bullying 😔

[@robertamattos1688]

@@theshyoneva 🫂 Ownn see what you doing, Green? Making Mr. Shy sad!! 🥺

[@stargirl9498]

What a great way to celebrate my birthday with Sugar Daddy 😊❤❤❤❤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Happy birthday!!

[@Mic.animations]

OHHHH YESSSS Christmas came early!!!!!

[@arianamunoz5024]

YESS I’VE MISSED SM THIS VIDEOS🥰✨

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@Saffron_Claire]

oh shit i am so excited it's been a while since you did one of these!!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@tojimeatrider]

AYYY LESS GO DADDY!!!

[@EAG46]

Thank you Green for such a funny send-up of posh trendy dining. Something to be said for "quantity over quality," as a big woman myself. What would mock snail porridge be, anyhow?

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

I am not satisfied if i am still hungry after spending too much 😂 As for mock snail porridge... no idea, I'm too broke to even think about it XD

[@Alexandra_fare]

Just brouth a new headset to hear this again💚 the voice is still 🔥🔥🔥

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚

[@little.Kitten16]

Yayyyyy!!! And soooo sorry not hear or comment under a video I really was tired and had a bad phase again..But it really better now! 💚💚 I really will hear everything you did! 💚

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Glad to hear you are better 💚

[@little.Kitten16]

@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 thank you Mr. Green, i hear it and it makes me laughing! You always so funny and you voice is so calm..I'm happy for you and shy that you have fun to make audios together 💚💚

[@Kyoforsale]

Ahhhh my daddy is back❤🎉

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚

[@Z_Axolotl2442]

9:18 **ALMOST CHOKES ON DRINK** 9:53 so my little french snail incident from France didn't traumatize you- 11:36 AW LAWD YOU REALLY JUST- 👁👁

[@Honeybee-dx1uz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ventii_kun]

I’ve never wanted to be y/n SO F****** BAD!😭😭

[@cherryblossomsakura4]

After having food poisoning for four days and get this notification yay

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

Get well soon 💚💚💚

[@issychats5799]

Oh fuck 😂😂, the shit is about to go down 😂😂 and sorry im late green.

[@Asher_is.d3ad]

When I saw this I clicked so fast 💚

[@CXP3D]

Hell yeah!

[@Geicoo]

when i say i want a sugar daddy this is exactly what i mean

[@kristelchicas3060]

YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY

[@eliaannsolis5602]

So cool

[@Okami_Hitoshi24]

FUCK FUCK FUCK I WAS LATE FOR A DAY???? 😭😭😭 Im sorry for being late daddy green 😔😔😔 i love your videos as usual! 💚💚💚 😂😂😂 the fight on the road tho

[@greenleafaudiosasmr9555]

💚💚💚

[@hypnoticskull6342]

As a fellow man, it is true that we laugh when children fall over. We don't know why. We just do