Joker's Thoughts on Marriage | Persona 5 Royal

Royal version of all the dialogue choice options for the 12/19 Event when Joker is asked on his thoughts on marriage.
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[@juwanwilson7700]

Makoto: I'm in love Ann: I'm in love Haru: I'm in love Futaba: I'm in love Yusuke: *I'm hungry*

[@Topunito]

Hi hungry, I'm Sojiro.

[@bennygohome4576]

Ryuji: for real!?

[@EutropeWickedThunder]

Sojiro: Curry Noises

[@griffwilson5932]

Mans gotta eat. 🤷‍♂️

[@loganthevillager9176]

Yusuke: Why did you name me this way?

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

Everyone:"ren's opinions on marriage hee hee" Yusuke:"btw I'm starving"

[@kison7715]

Ryuji:"i feel ya bro"

[@EutropeWickedThunder]

Yusuke: LOBSTERS

[@ceramicfiber1720]

Girls are thirsty but Yusuke is just hungry

[@cesarcastillo7129]

akira is the canon name, ren is only the name in the anime

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

@@cesarcastillo7129 it's almost like it was an officially produced anime that contains the retconned canon that overwrites the manga, just like with P4

[@bomes2084]

Joker: Of course I want to get married. Three Girls: **blushes** Sojiro: haha harem boy Futaba: **also blushes** Sojiro: **lawnmower noises**

[@lcomoonz9857]

Joker : why do i hear chainsaw and a shotgun cocking at the same time?

[@TelikiMouse]

@@lcomoonz9857 now that's talent

[@heroponriki518]

oh and by the way i spiked your coffee

[@General_C]

*hoo boy intensifies*

[@victoreduardo3871]

Sojiro : Hooooooo boy!

[@azophi]

Futaba: M-m- Marriage?! Sojiro: you've hooed your last boy

[@MrPlasmaCosmos]

this comment wins the internet

[@azophi]

@@MrPlasmaCosmos gg

[@rektyrektingson4668]

THE BEST PNE YET lmao

[@azophi]

@@rektyrektingson4668 yeouch

[@renamamiya5115]

lets add a "!" in the end of boy and it makes it scarier..

[@darktidehaslegs4208]

Yusuke really be out here like "I can't even afford food, why would I be thinking of a wedding?"

[@Klonoahedgehog]

That's the most relatable thing in this scene.

[@Jake38nine]

Here's the secret to marrying and love: Money does NOT *need* to be involved. In fact, money is more likely to ruin a relationship than make it better.

[@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83]

@@Jake38nine correct "Lack of" money And "Too much" money Both works just as well

[@DrRichardEw]

Weddings have food

[@Rise65487]

yusuke is the human-personification of "struggling" remember when he got one station-off early because he wanted to save on money?

[@sareth027]

All girls : *blushes* Sojiro: *HOO BOY*

[@pandequeso]

Futaba: *also blushes* Sojiro: You hee your last haw

[@daphy3389]

No Futaba: blushes Sojiro: *HOO BOY INTENSIFIES*

[@officialjokker124]

Adrián Soria don’t you mean, “you’ve hood your last boy”?

[@Itz_JustAffected]

@@pandequeso King Frost would like to know your location

[@akeru833]

​@@pandequeso IT WHOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF YOU SAY: "you hee your last ho" *Jack frose noices*

[@veemon9009]

Joker: Yea i plan on getting married. The girls: Wow, is that so? :) Kasumi 20 miles away: *INTERESTING*

[@Blade.5786]

No Kasumi's a professional stalker. For all we know,she could be outside the Le Blanc

[@peynnep6483]

@@Blade.5786 or right behind him like FEMC was with Minato she was stalking him so close it might as well have been a possibility for her to had the same journey

[@jbbucio1223]

.

[@GoldenBoy-lv1jg]

If there's an anime on P5R, better put this idea

[@alirubitreal]

"Kasumi"

[@GreekGamerTime]

Ann reacts Sojiro : hoo boy Haru reacts Sojiro : hoo boy Makoto reacts Sojiro : hoo boy Futaba reacts Sojiro : *starts humming rivers in the dessert*

[@rektyrektingson4668]

Omg these comments are gold

[@WardenKaz]

Yusuke: by the way I'm hungry

[@suapan9139]

Infinite hoo boy loop

[@thanos9189]

Bravo brovo you just made my fucking day

[@squirtleislife1312]

@@WardenKaz that's why it's rivers in the *dessert*

[@Rhydon1458]

Futaba: M-M-M-Marriage? Sojiro:**Loads shotgun with malicious intent**

[@nathandrake8873]

i only romanced futaba at that point

[@partygamerX]

*Heavy metal plays in the background*

[@Jd-ii3yb]

He cocked the shotgun

[@XxGreymoonxX]

*hoo boy*

[@shinypikagaming]

“ITS NOW ITS NEVER, AND IVE GOT TO, MAKE MY DECISION!”

[@komoneon]

"Well, man, Marriage is alright and all. But I'm not really interested in it. I mean, I'm dating my Homeroom Teacher, a Crappy Doctor, a Reporter, terrible Fortune Teller, my Peers, and taking Kids who are basically Gods on dates." Ryuji: Same

[@abandonedacc420]

also ryuji: wait what mc: what

[@MercurialSpider]

You talkin shit 'bout my girl Tae and we're having serious problems here.

[@thepunocalypse]

Crappy? Someone literally tried to sabotage her career over jealousy and her medicines are super useful for the team.

[@nickdejager8873]

And Chihaya is a great Fortune Teller. She can literally predict the future. She's just a terrible and naive business woman. And Joker keeps changing reality out from under her.

[@nicolasvidal92]

>crappy doctor >single handedly develops a custom drug using only one test subject Excuse me

[@naut1lus447]

I swear yusuke is always like I'm hungry

[@Darnalt60]

Hungry boi

[@winterben5155]

He only eats like wild mushrooms or something from the wild.

[@kison7715]

@@winterben5155 and then a mushroom will grow on his head and become kitagaWARIO

[@imaleenab6694]

Who isn’t tho?

[@Kaisona2017]

Get a job Yusuke.

[@maskedsaiyan1738]

Later on, all these girls will regret trying to know Ren’s views on marriage. That fateful day, 2/14. Truly a tragic day.

[@irisblink]

"Take my chocolate, before I crush it." -Haru

[@GangstaKenny10]

@@irisblink but Joker took her screentime : ) hell he takes EVERYONES screentime

[@thepunocalypse]

Actually that happens on 2/15

[@peynnep6483]

@@GangstaKenny10 Morgana takes more people's screen time Ryuji didn't have a say in when they defeated Kamoshida Stole Haru's arc Won't shut up about his protagonist speech when they are fighting god

[@zackfair6791]

I assume that is when the beat down happens? I've heard of it but i am not that far in the game yet. Also i am only dating Ann i guess it would not happen to me anyway.

[@omarrosales405]

Joker marries Futaba: sojiro loads his shotgun Joker marries Ann: morgona sharpens his claws Joker marries Makoto: Sae takes him to court Joker marries Haru: Okumura .... oh wait

[@swiss_cheese_0167]

BigBangBurger Cashier: What'll it be? Joker: I'll take a Fluffy Cinnamon Roll as my wife, please.

[@CYB3Redux]

too soon edit: spellings a bitch

[@gordopostre]

HA

[@CheesyLizzy]

Joker marries Haru: The game crashes because you tried to give her more screentime.

[@CYB3Redux]

@@CheesyLizzy *insert wii crash sound here*

[@nathanstanfield4695]

Should have been a 4th option that's like "Ryuji! this is so sudden..."

[@OtakuAudioRedux]

That would be hysterical!

[@ferl.r733]

I would have picked that!

[@Mr-Trox]

Any conversation that gives you a chance to pick on Ryuji must be taken. Unless it let's you freak out Akechi instead.

[@umbra.dominus]

I ADORE they made a scene when you can pick that line in Royal, though (Not in this part, but when Ryuji takes Joker to his home to have his 3rd Awakening)

[@terryhien6709]

My thought exactly when I read Ryuji's wording at that moment was so awkward

[@ceramicfiber1720]

One of the options should have been "Are you confessing?"

[@ivanhunter6492]

@KickStart 985 Joker: did all of you just propose to me? Haru *faints* Makoto *buries her head in her hands* Ann *runs for the hills* Futaba *Stops working for an hour afterwards* Sumire *Goes as red as her hair so there's no discernible difference* lavenza *happy squealing from the Velvet Room*

[@xornedge8204]

@@ivanhunter6492 I'll take Lavenza

[@ivanhunter6492]

@@xornedge8204 Fair enough. I'll go with haru

[@Konpekikaminari]

Considering some dialouge options, this won't be entirely out-of-character for Joker

[@jeffreyastudillo8851]

Yusuke: *ARE YOU CONFESSING THAT YOU WILL BUY ME FOOD!?*

[@kas_shad]

Everyone: *SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ON MARRIAGE HMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm* Protagonist: Uhh I've never thought about that. Yusuke: *It doesn't matter, I'm hungry*

[@somethingsmellsfishy8902]

why get married when there is food waiting to be consumed?

[@arctohru]

Why go for love when you can replace love and personal fulfillment with a Cheese burger

[@Its-a-me_Z]

@@somethingsmellsfishy8902 Relatable

[@ashrafabdillah5369]

Makoto's reaction to "that's a secret" is just a mixture of irritated and pissed off and I love it.

[@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective]

Hahaha! Agreed, I've got to say all there reaction to these are priceless but Makoto's is absolute gold. Especially when there's a few times in the game where she even teases the fact she clearly wants to get married.

[@ashrafabdillah5369]

@@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective "My sister always said that if I were to ever get married, my husband should be dependable like that," Well shit Makoto, that's all you had to say. Knowing the balls Joker has, I'm pretty sure he'd kneel on one knee right then and there.

[@koook160]

I was only dating Makoto when I got this scene and laughed out loud at her line reading of “Oh come on”. God bless Cherami Leigh.

[@SuperChristopher-ll8bd]

I also was only dating Makoto, I like to view it as Joker looking dead at her and saying "Of course," then winking. Then before anyone could comment on how it was clear we're together Yusuke was like "I'm hungry." Not because he was trying to help us with doughing the awkwardness, he's just hungry.

[@SvanTowerMan]

@@SuperChristopher-ll8bd I chose to romance Ann in my playthrough (she's best girl btw), so I'm also going to imagine this.

[@SuperChristopher-ll8bd]

@@SvanTowerMan that's fair. I've never really been one to argue on who's best because they all are great. Makoto just leans more towards the sweet caring yet firm roll I like. It's a personal opinion and it's ok that we disagree because theirs no right answer.

[@bienbenedict]

1:31 Ann: Oh yeah, Dism’s good at studying. I feel kind of betrayed Dism: Uhhh yeah yep thats me am good at studying *Knowledge Rank 1*

[@adriancastaneda1693]

Akiren: *Begging Kawakami to help him Slack off in class and now regretting his choices*

[@mattriarchal]

*massages his neck boastfully*

[@anambivii]

Fun fact there’s actually some unique dialogue if your knowledge is rank one

[@TuanAnhNguyen-en9bx]

Everyone: Marriage Yusuke: hungri

[@arctohru]

Replace the desire for love and personal fulfillment with TACO AND CURRY

[@isseiddraig2132]

You're not "You"suke when you're Hungry, here grab a Sneakers

[@RoWiGRaTH]

Ryuji: "Do you want to get married, Joker?" Joker: "BRUH. Why do you have to ask me that NOW?!" Yusuke: "Feed me."

[@VanquishR]

Yusuke would prioritize cooking over anything in a woman

[@justaguy2985]

@@VanquishR lobsters

[@jinmause206]

@@VanquishR that's why Joker and Yusuke are fated soulmates

[@Lucas-sl6df]

Relationships are temporary, food is eternal

[@Jinchuurikii95]

​@@VanquishR I'm half sure it's implied Haru and Yusuke are a thing in base p5

[@thomasfairburn5254]

For those who think that relationships aren't acknowledged in the main story scenes, this is the closest thing possible without having too many story branches and canon debate. The MC and their lover keep it hush hush and react subtly. The others at best will suspect something is up but choose to not delve deep as they don't want to change the status quo and they'll feel like it's not their business to pry, it's what some couples in Japan are like with intimacy. Pretty closet compared to the West where to them we come across as shameless. Gameplay wise in P4G and P3P, they had social links acknowledged only during random chats to non active party members in the dungeons.

[@jburgos961]

Theres the Festival in P4 tho. And Yosuke is like "bruh"

[@thomasfairburn5254]

@@jburgos961 That's more that Yu chose to hang with a girl at the festival not be in a full on relationship.

[@Athrun82]

I think Ann's christmas date shows of the most in regards to your comment. She blatantly states that she didn't want to say it in front of the group to have a date with Joker.

[@jasonandrews1770]

Itd be nice in the future games if your relationships affecting more scenes like this or even gave new dialoge choices

[@player2-lightwater914]

@@jasonandrews1770 This ain't Mass Effect where you can bring your saves to another game. Persona games don't do that

[@ridzkiandiyono4773]

Futaba: M-M-M Marriage!? Sojiro: (Cocks the shotgun) Welcome to the family, Son!

[@ismailyanish177]

Resident evil 7 vibes haha

[@tetsudikawakami3071]

Joker: ...uhhhh,Pleasure?

[@Itz_JustAffected]

Family is stronger

[@itstayboi6948]

*Kasumi in a distance* yes yes yes YES

[@sparkydoingthings9244]

Her social link is locked at 5 until January, so she isn't romancable at this point in the game.

[@itstayboi6948]

SparkyDoingThings huh i didn’t know that because I still didn’t play royal but thanks

[@Pod-x4m]

@@sparkydoingthings9244 then why did she follow joker into sae's palace ? She's a professional stalker.

[@GoldenBoy-lv1jg]

@@sparkydoingthings9244 True, but that doesn't mean she didn't though of it

[@mega20able]

@@sparkydoingthings9244 She totally has a crush on him by this point though.

[@kyrieespayos2580]

Joker:Of course im interested in marriage Kasumi out of no where: *HI SENPAI*

[@umbra.dominus]

Man, I love your profile picture. Best thing I've seen today

[@Chaosking285]

Hee hoo

[@akiren8538]

Three girls: *blush* Sojiro: *h o o b o y* Futaba: m-m-m-marriage? Akira: I feel a murderous intent!

[@DR-ng7oh]

Yusuke: Hunger

[@HDLLHANZ]

Isn't it Ren Amamiya?

[@akiren8538]

Hanz Demetri Lipardo call him however you like, ren or akira

[@justrcd]

@@akiren8538 the only correct name in this situation is haremfucker247

[@xornedge8204]

@@justrcd that's his canon name. We don't mention that here.

[@TheElementsAreWithMe]

These girls must be dehydrated because the thirst is all too noticeable.

[@silverdays2909]

Someone get them some sunny dee nuts

[@isseiddraig2132]

Somebody Give them a Homemade Joker Iced Coffee Latte

[@adamlong6711]

@@isseiddraig2132 I don’t think that’s on Leblanc’s menu.

[@MarikoKusumi]

@@adamlong6711 It is on the menu after store hours---

[@flaremawile726]

I guess Joker's mind about the girls reacting about his marriage choices are: 1. Why are you ladies looking at me that way...? 2. What's up with those Stare of dissapointment...? 3. Why are you girls so interested if I want to get married?

[@cunnyman]

Considering he intentionally dated them all, he knows the exact answer to those questions.

[@flaremawile726]

@@cunnyman thats true

[@Jd-ii3yb]

Yusuke:I am hungry

[@mikl376]

4. Why is sojiro having a hard time taking his mask off.?

[@Star-dp5wt]

No i think his thoughts would be more like this.... *"i should write something"*

[@nicknak04]

Yusuke of the “starving artist” arcana

[@thefilliesarecoming]

The pure disappointment in Makoto's voice when she says "Oh, come on"

[@haridojamaru829]

But Haru’s “what do you mean” line always gets me I feel she would kill me

[@BobbyCorwen42]

The line that got me most was that "Oh, come on" from Makoto. Brilliant.

[@Son_Joe_Productions]

It is even more funny if you date her in the game. 😂

[@HardDanX]

@@Son_Joe_Productions You can hear those girls speaking about it, the ones you dating with. For that vid, guy dated them all.

[@rune1220]

3:18 it was at this point that no one noticed the protagonist was actually accepting ryuji's offer

[@blackfoxstudios4101]

REN X RYUJI COMFIRMED

[@justmehere_]

i wonder if yoshizawa was there would she turn into a tomato in front of everyone?

[@Manu-op3ec]

Most likely; fanfic writers where you at?

[@netherfire50]

Well mostly cause only the rank 9 and above reacts. And at that point kasumi is rank 5. No way to do it in the third semester

[@Erricane]

Nah. No way. You can't romance her until the third semester.

[@JC21]

They said "IF she was there", guys

[@ConformistOwl]

I hate how the new characters don't get NG+ gifts, and Yoshizawa doesn't even have the ability to get a christmas gift.

[@benjaminaltube8731]

Morgana: "Don't worry, Lady Ann, even if you fail I'll--" Makoto: *"CUCK THE CAT"*

[@Cryptic_Diamond]

I swear Mona gets cut off at least once every scene

[@cmpork7145]

I dont see why Joker doesn't have voice lines. He's clearly his own character even with personal tweaks and choices

[@LinkJTO]

He only has like 4 fully voiced lines, and they’re only in the animated scenes. I don’t get it ether

[@Topunito]

I would love to see his lines voiced, but maybe Atlus wants us to interpret the tone in which he says them ourselves..?

[@TheGingiGamer]

Atlus doesn't like their protagonists to have voices

[@moonpie3094]

You have to voice Joker yourself while playing.

[@Baron0009]

Ironically, Joker got to be the protagonist with most voicelines recorded in the series.

[@loganthevillager9176]

Makoto: Really? (Blushes) Sojiro: Hoo boy. Haru: Dism-kun... (Blushes) Sojiro: *Hoo boy!* Ann: I see... (Blushes) Sojiro: *H O O B O Y ! ! !* Futaba: M-m-m-marriage? (Blushes) Sojiro: *(cocks shotgun) Say that again, please.*

[@fierytigergaming8112]

*Replays "M-M-M-Marriage?!" voice line*

[@silas901]

@@fierytigergaming8112 *Eardrums blown out* *plus jokers head on the table*

[@classiccannon1417]

Sojiro: THANATOS

[@loganthevillager9176]

@@classiccannon1417 Actually, he would summon Kohryu, because that persona is part of Sojiro’s confidant. AND, it’s the most powerful Heiro persona. ;-)

[@strigers8007]

@@fierytigergaming8112 *Doom music starts blasting*

[@AcediaLazarus]

Ryuji: Do you want to get married. The girls: *It's time* Yusuke: Im fricking starving

[@Marsbar-00]

4:40 probably the most realistic line in history

[@Topunito]

The fucking delivery man, so realistic, this game has such good English VAs

[@zereon]

@@Topunito TA-KOM-A-KI

[@Topunito]

@@zereon I'm pretty sure the pronunciations are a product of how the dub was directed rather than the voice actors

[@MickeyYeahbaby]

It's almost always the direction when it comes to 'interesting' pronunciations. I'm pretty sure it's like that so it's easier to say/understand for English speakers. Though, I dislike that idea because it butchers the correct way to say it. The way they say Ryuji's family name bothers me too. Suh-kom-ma-toe

[@TaeSunWoo]

I’m surprised Kasumi didn’t come out from her hiding spot blushing

[@53Spawn]

Come crashing through the window "Oh, I see you're all coffee. I was just in the mood for a cup of studying myself! I mean...um..oh no."

[@TheBritishSn0rlax]

She is there in my mind now

[@Aaron_4601]

Hello….. SENPAI

[@SABlueAngryBlur]

Imagine Sojiro faintly saying hoo boi after the 1st option.

[@NijiHoloFan]

The way Futaba stammers on the word "marriage" makes me love her even more.

[@nightmarefreadbear9418]

Sojiro has entered the chat

[@Neneidrc]

Joker: Of course I want to get married. Every girl you have a romantic social link with: 👁👄👁

[@ViolosD2I]

So... all of them?

[@ILiekFishes]

I feel like I'm the only person who does monogamy, and everyone else who does it does it wrong

[@ViolosD2I]

@@ILiekFishes So you're an Ohya fan?

[@ILiekFishes]

​@@ViolosD2I a bold claim, and one that I respect. no.

[@shinobuoshinoisbestgirl5778]

ILiekFishes good i can respect your opinion then

[@futabaamamiya1165]

Feed Yusuke!

[@TetsuRiken]

I see you are a fan of taste also yusake needs to manage his money better

[@ashhh456]

@@TetsuRiken how can you manage what you don't have?

[@TetsuRiken]

@@ashhh456 by not spending it on sweets

[@ashhh456]

@@TetsuRiken that wasn't yusukes fault it was Ann's fault for being selfish

[@TetsuRiken]

@@ashhh456 and it's Shido's fault that Ryuji is a dumb ass

[@Official_MikeyT]

I love how Ann and Ryuji are equally terrible students and they never get good at it. So damn relatable.

[@TyrannosaurusCHEX]

Best scene was when ryuji says about pulling an "all nighter" before exams but it turns out he just stayed up really late playing video games.

[@Mendoza-yi6qk]

Ann is good at english atleast, Ryuji is good at running... like a chicken

[@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014]

Ryuji: what are your thoughts on marriage? Joker: I never thought about it Every girl in the room: *now listen here you little shi-*

[@soul_raider7624]

"Hold on, this whole operation was your idea!"

[@andermousecheese5609]

"Wait, that's ilegal!"

[@CubiStudios]

My first playthrough I was dating everyone at the table and answered “It’s a secret” here and that’s when I began sweating for the first time immediately after.

[@53Spawn]

I thought Haru was gonna end me right then and there

[@Whisper71]

Makoto: "This affects you too, Kurusu-kun." Akira: "Don't worry! I have my knowledge already maxed and my laptop right next to me!"

[@tommyz6491]

Akira: "I'm a fricking genius, I got the internet on my side!"

[@Kanzuki]

You'd think it would be suspicious when all the girls react the way they do to Joker

[@TelikiMouse]

Dont worry their high school boys they are completely oblivious to these things XD.

[@vannah_04]

Ren: "yeah marriage is cool I gues. Whatever." The girls: "oooooh ;) I see" Yusuke: *Starving Ethiopian Child Noises*

[@_galacticfates]

this made me laugh way more than what it should have

[@Thethepp]

This is the first original comment and I love it

[@davidpt]

I'm dying of laughter

[@sodreir.8666]

I think somalian would be more fitting but ok

[@dspace4514]

Futaba: *blushes* Sojiro: *appears next to Akira* Hey... *Life will change starts playing* Sojiro: Coffee good for you? Akira: *starts sweating*

[@fierytigergaming8112]

Me: "You've poisoned it, haven't you...?"

[@tetsudikawakami3071]

@@fierytigergaming8112 soujiro"Smiles and Silently Walks away

[@strigers8007]

@@tetsudikawakami3071 Akira: Worth it... (drops on the floor)

[@coffinmyface4237]

Joker has too many names

[@smoker5989]

@@coffinmyface4237 Joker has idental crisis sometimes he's Ren and sometimes he's Akira

[@Kaisona2017]

5:02. You know what sucks even more, Morgana? The fact that the entire day gets skipped, whenever there are Exams.

[@Kaisona2017]

There’s no reason to skip the day after exams. In this case specifically, it causes you to loose tons of time, at a point in the game that already lacks free time.

[@53Spawn]

Oh I fucking HATED that during the finals. Was desperately trying to get all rank10s before Momentos but noOoooOOOOoo. Gotta warp time

[@Kaisona2017]

It only leaves one day of free time before Mementos. ONE DAY!

[@Kaisona2017]

If you’re not almost done with whatever confidants you wanted to max out, at this point, in the original, you’re essentially screwed.

[@waffleless]

@@Kaisona2017 Yup

[@thebiolibrary5572]

When Ryuji just abruptly said “Do you wanna get married” it sounded like he was proposing to joker

[@TheDueljosh]

Meanwhile in the velvet room Caroline:blushes Justine: blushes Justine Caroline do you sense a disturbance Caroline: I’m not sure why but I have a feeling jokers going to get his butt kicked tomorrow

[@peynnep6483]

I mean, he gets his butt kicked everyday since Caroline kicks him into the velvet room

[@equalopportunity2048]

Lavenza: tomatoes

[@Cyborg_M]

Replace joker with inmate and it’s perfect

[@Vivi.20.]

It would seem that Joker failed his rehabilitation on this run

[@equalopportunity2048]

Philemon: climaxes

[@a45630]

Me in 2017: Better if they were voiced. Atlus: I GOTCHU FAM!

[@ensanesane]

The sheer amount of extra voice acting they did for Royal shows their dedication

[@TyrannosaurusCHEX]

I'm glad they got the original cast back too - lots of gaming companies struggle on remakes when the actors have left the industry or just don't want to reprise their role for whatever reason.

[@candy_ribbons]

@@TyrannosaurusCHEX or they’re working on something else (like when Laura Bailey couldn’t reprise her voice as Rise in P4D because she was doing voice work for something else at the time)

[@LuckySketches]

Ryuji: Do you wanna get married? Ren: You can't ask me that without a ring. Ryuji: No, I mean like... In general. Ren: Oh. Ren: Never thought about it.

[@raketheinkling8352]

ouch.

[@TelikiMouse]

Sojiro knows what's up when joker answers that question XD

[@shlomifunk9295]

What if Ryuji asked him if he wants Joker to marry him? Ryuji:Yo,you wanna get married Joker? Joker: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!

[@Finally_in_reverse]

My ship has sailed!

[@TheGingiGamer]

All the girls: jaw drops and shattered hearts

[@thatoneguy5343]

It’ll be Teddie and Kanji all over again! 😂👍

[@voidboiyt]

@@TheGingiGamer *undertale game over sound.mp4*

[@Midnight-Starfish]

Me looking at Yusuke: Uhhhh... Guys. What about the obvious choice?

[@heroponriki518]

just started studying and they already get a break? lol

[@angelinarosa4696]

I mean I do that too

[@shinypikagaming]

I assume there was a time skip in there somewhere...

[@jabariwiththebois5765]

Heropon Riki Bestest!!!

[@xornedge8204]

Hiropon should know that break is very important!

[@thanhsontran5387]

I mean learning a single kanji is an exhausting task you know

[@vader1481]

Damn all these girls become in love enough that there already open for the idea of marriage if you romance I love the lack of awareness they have for the fact they dont question why say from makoto pov why futaba haru and ann seem flustered when he answer the question lol

[@Shalakor]

That's because this is just the "pancakes" scene that leads to the Valentines Day reveal. While he was locked up the girls had enough time away from him constantly flirting with them to realize the truth. You thought they were all trying to break Joker out of prison for his sake? Nah, just part of the master plan to catch him at his most vulnerable.

[@evilpoptropica]

joker: i wanna get married... all the girls: 😳 joker's thoughts: akechi......

[@Reaper_Styxx]

This. I was looking for this. Thank you you beautiful creature

[@Kemix0711]

In the anime, when Akechi was on his way to the prison, all of Ren’s friends were waiting and hoping. The montage ended with Ryuji making an anguished face while thinking “Akechi...!” and Ryuji’s face looked for all the world like he just came.

[@BradyKaynee]

What? Not Shinya?

[@Reaper_Styxx]

Brady Kaynee isn’t Shinya that kid you meet in the arcade who’s like a little brotherrrrrrrrrr?

[@BradyKaynee]

@@Reaper_Styxx yep

[@HuntSD]

Ann's is my favorite, its so cute. Either way I love that they respond to your answer its so great, and now that its voiced in Royal makes it so much better.

[@TheLukasz032]

In their Hawaii date, she asks him to go again there, just the two of them. Considering that I'd say it's almost canon Ren proposed to her in their second Hawaii trip ;)

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

Thanks for being us all back to earth Yusuke

[@samueldelatorre4766]

Joker: yeah, I want to get married The entire gang: HOO BOY

[@trishb20]

Futaba: M-M-M Marriage? 😳 *I feel a murderous intent from sojiro!* Sojiro: you just hooed your last boy

[@ivanhunter6492]

JOker: Of course i want get married Haru, Ann and Makoto *Blushing supreme* Sumire : NOTICE ME SEMPAI! Sojiro: H O O B O Y ! Lavenza: so forward *Blushing* Futaba: *blushing* *Sojiro loads a shotgun*

[@Homedepotorange]

Joker out here with a harem while Yusuke is struggling to put food on the table

[@clips7895]

Joker: *Says no to marriage* Haru: "Yeah... We're still in high school after all" Also Haru: *About to marry a guy but gets saved by Joker*

[@Karlz1212]

In her defense, the engagement was made by her father and she had little say on it

[@zyxelztrife2408]

1:58 *Ren:* Ugh... Don’t remind me. (Thinks about Akechi.)

[@denkerbosu3551]

So, no change from the Vanilla version. Except the voices, of course.

[@jamezbond45]

I love Sojiro's progression from "this damn punk and his friends" to "glad to see you all, make yourselves at home"

[@starforcenetwork]

Kinda wish they somehow squeezed Kasumi in this too. Maybe have her already come in first to study with Joker before the rest arrive? So that they’re all gathered. Yeah I know her confidant levels aren’t high enough at this point in the game for a romantic reaction, but it wouldn’t hurt to have a little tease on her thoughts either way.

[@ezrasolis4195]

I kinda wish we could see Kasumi’s reaction to that question.

[@jicookithepotato8702]

Yusuke is a mood ngl XD FOOD BEFORE LOVE

[@Bluedemons213]

Jicooki The Potato me too brother!

[@manuelcat6757]

Just like me

[@roundabout1087]

Yusuke: “Yeah that’s cool but what will I be eating?”

[@Andre-uo7uf]

Girls: *upset that joker is keeping a secret about thoughts on marriage* Boys: *H U N G R Y*

[@SinfulObscurity]

Sometimes hearing Yusuke talk about being hungry makes me wish you can just periodically go do the guys grocery shopping. I mean come on how much money do you make in a single Momentos run? There's no reason why Ren can't just be like "alright it's the beginning of the month Yusuke let's go get your groceries".

[@adachivineboom]

I like how Ryuji says "Don't be so cold!" to Yusuke while Yusuke has Bufu/Ice skills. Maybe it wasn't intentional but I really laughed to that somehow.

[@dyllancpasion9463]

No wonder the girls blushed; They really shipped Ryuji with Joker after Ryuji asked him if they should get married

[@thecrimsonguy]

Kazumi busting down the door: *DID I HEARD MARRIAAAAAAAGE?*

[@spacepenguin3590]

I love how Joker looks at the girls before they could even say anything. Like he knows who will say something on cue.

[@kuro1559]

To this day I don’t know which answer is more satisfying, seeing their reaction to him saying its a secret or that he hasn’t thought about it. They look so deflated it’s honestly adorable! Then there’s the secret answer and you can clearly see they’re hating themselves for it even being asked 😂

[@thanhsontran5387]

I love that they've barely studied anything at all before they all decided to take a break

[@JoeMama-fy3km]

Day of reckoning is about to happen, yusuke: btw I don’t have anything to eat tomorrow

[@mikemeibau6263]

Joker: Well of course I'll get merry!! IsNt tHAt RiGth YuSuUKe and RyUji? Makoto: YOU WHAT?! Haru: You better start preaying Ann: Wait are you serious?! Futaba: I knew it Sojiro: ohh boy!

[@daffaarsyad4934]

Haru: betrayed seems a bit much Joker: *dates everyone* Me: betrayed is accurate I think

[@matboss1117]

I love how much detail is added to this game, Futaba and Ryuji both get iced tea due to them disliking it, and sojiro being a protective papa

[@bloxguy5587]

All the girls: *Blushes* Ryuji and Yusuke: The hell, why does nobody have a thing for us?

[@TurkiVinsmoke]

I have a feeling that yusuke is popular among girls in his school but his rudeness drives them away.

[@byronflowerz7340]

When joker says I never though of marriage you can tell all the girls are like DAMMIT

[@Super-J120]

Futaba: Sojiro? What are you doing with that shotgun? Sojiro: I just wanna have a chat with Ren? *continues to load shotgun*

[@Nyabot-fb7jy]

WHY WASNT AN OPTION OF "Yeah, to you." RYUJII WORDED IT LIKE "Wanna get married?" I KNOW THAT ISNT WHAT HE MEANT BUT STILL

[@brave_jedi9437]

Futaba’s reaction to protagonist’s line “of course” is hilarious.

[@DJWarwing]

Joker: "Of course I wanna get married someday." Akechi in hiding miles away: _"M-my knees... Why are they suddenly shaking..."_

[@secretscarlet8249]

I want the option to hear the older women's opinion on this. But I'm glad this is now voiced. :D

[@anongeek2554]

Secret Scarlet I agree whole heartedly! It would be very interesting to see the older love interest’s views on it.

[@GoldenBoy-lv1jg]

They felt a disturbance in the air

[@53Spawn]

Chihaya: The wind suddenly blew all the cards off the table, yet only the Fool remains, upside down. What could this mean? Kawakami: Wait until graduation for the "other" services. ;) Tae: We can discuss this thoroughly during your next trial. Be prepared. Ohya: Lala-chan! Bring out the special bottle! Its time to celebrate!

[@kingothesilentswordsman4440]

Hifumi feels a chill down her spine.

[@itsk0na]

Futaba: Marriage!? Sojiro: Spits coffee loudly

[@commandercone4304]

I swear I thought Ryuji was proposing to me at first

[@Wolfboss7]

All things considered, I really like the mellow feel of this get-together.

[@gamingwbrandon]

Joker : I never thought of marriage All girls: *sad girl noises*

[@jillnicoleshell]

Dear Sojiro, Please don't kill me. Thank you. ----Akira/Ren

[@petermarsella6537]

Joker: of course I wanna get married The four girls: *flustered "could it be me?"* Joker, internally: man that doctor was hot

[@trevorsamuels8392]

I love persona 5's scenes, they're so well animated and put together even to the animated portraits.