Suika Game Portfolio - Jerma Suika Game Stream Edit

[@Farticle]

You are all to blame for this. Effectively gaslighting a THIRTY-EIGHT year old man over the course of several years into actually believing he's elderly.

[@boitaho]

But he IS elderly. He's basically bones at this point.

[@barnacled]

@@boitaho he isnt even bones anymore!!! he is a post-cremation streamer. he is simply ash

[@alex.g7317]

@@barnacledPokémon

[@wtnv]

@@barnacled if jerma is put into a cremation chamber, and the only thing that comes out- thats left of him, is his ash, HES- HES PROBABLY DEAD!

[@Nilon241]

​@@barnacledfunerary ashes andy

[@hayasakaaaa]

It’s scary how he doesnt have tinnitus considering he’s been partying every single day ever since he retired by blasting his favorite shows on full blast

[@meatgrinder9506]

Can’t stop partying

[@No1TypeC]

He's so rich he could just afford tinnitus fixing surgery so he doesn't really have to care

[@henrymartinvo]

He mentioned he had a little temporary tinnitus

[@OdaSwifteye]

It sounds like he does. Hopefully it's temporary because my grandpa had that, and it fucked him up. He heard noises all the time and couldn't sleep without something to jam the tinnitus.

[@ShieldStop]

"White noise in my ears" sounds like tinnitus to me idk 🤷‍♀️

[@UnfunnE]

Jerma the type of guy to play the piano when someone starts an old western bar fight.

[@BlueTreeFrog]

I think he'd be the one IN the fight

[@_TristanGray]

That guy who suggested the tron soundtrack? put their chatter jersey in the rafters, that’s an American hero.

[@marsgannon4891]

Seriously I can't stop listening to it. Unlimited blessings upon that chatter.

[@crackedemerald4930]

Jerma feels like he's a friend of my parents

[@alex.g7317]

Jerma feels like he’s more than a friend of my parents.

[@alex.g7317]

My parents sometimes go in the basement with him.

[@nbkarkat]

​@@alex.g7317+2

[@manashieldmedia]

​@@alex.g7317WEED SMOKERS

[@SpahGaming]

@@alex.g7317 ok alex

[@iminumst7827]

I liked how chatter wanted Jerma to play the daft punk Tron Legacy OST, but wasn't specific enough, so jerma boots up original Tron OST and totally jams with it.

[@controversie9492]

I don't want Jerma to retire i'm not ready yet

[@sumbahdy6410]

he welcomes you to try and stop him

[@Slop_Dogg]

he’s still streaming. he’s probably gonna stream forever. just less often, whenever is convenient. he used to place a lot of pressure on himself about his streams & isn’t anymore. it’s now a side gig to his CCO job at Offbrand.

[@No1TypeC]

he is never gonna officially retire , that would cut off the consistent 6 figure monthly income . he needs you to fund his lavish Las Vegas life style

[@_ikako_]

Cmon man he's like 90 with terrible dementia, it's just cruel to force him to keep performing for our entertainment, let him live his last few days in peace.

[@baptul_bim]

@@_ikako_ he WILL dance for ME

[@greenbean4422]

Honestly crazy that he got sick purely from dropping his iPad on his face over and over Watch out kids or you'll get iPad face next

[@SpahGaming]

so sad to see how fast the earwigs take over...

[@Baddaby]

Kids have ipad adapted faces. Over generations, their bone structure is set to gentle slide the falling artifact towards the bed

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

Jerma loved Saw X because it ends with *gas*

[@jimperson4513]

Getting to 2k first try is actually pretty impressive. Well done grandpa.

[@codesymphony]

wait he only lost because that random cherry went flying too

[@fruitsalad5802]

jerma is so right this game's sound effects and just general presentation are so lacking. imagine if Popcap in their prime had made this concept, with their level of music and sound effects. it'd be unstoppable

[@FresnelFructose]

you're so right mr gray fruit. please play hunie pop live on steam and zerk off

[@humanbeanbroth88]

your so right jacob can you do a twerk off with lark next stream

[@titan2540]

the announcement that there would be no awards this year hurts... im a new jermamite and i was excited to vote and watch live for the first time...

[@tahunuva4254]

Give him time, it's hard to get rid of a portal to hell

[@mythcat1273]

Jerma got, like, actually angry at this game, and I think that's really funny

[@cate01a]

nah mate this game was literally meticulously designed to torture and torment its players. it should be satisfying but every mechanic is extreme bullshit

[@chrisbarnes7804]

Jerma reestablishing his status as the honorary VTuber by playing the fruit game

[@komaboi8655]

I'm so mad, i look at Twitch every single day to see if he's live, the ONLY day i'm not looking he's going live ffs

[@No1TypeC]

You should probably just stop looking considering how low the chances are

[@makitard]

he even mocked YOU specifically in prestream chat, kinda fucked up

[@komaboi8655]

@@makitard LMAOOO it's an honor to be mocked by jerma

[@pillboys]

FELT THIS he always ends up going live when im at fuckin work

[@komaboi8655]

@@pillboys for real 😭

[@kekchanbiggestfan]

I love that he thought he beat the game

[@plantcey]

Jermas decent into madness placing fruit whilst injecting himself into cyberpsychosis listening to the 1982 hit movie “Tron” soundtrack

[@scoopishere7881]

Jerma’s movie trailer voice is actually really good and it scares me.

[@RijaMo]

Suika game? Jerma really is a vtuber.

[@DatWingMan]

The overlap of the Vtuber and Jerma communities baffles me. Such a random combination XD

[@lavenderlavender3952]

Can't believe he led us on with that tennis comment XD 6:20

[@female_protagonist]

this veteran's day i will be celebrating cheltie and their dedication to editing and uploading jerma streams better and faster than anyone else

[@-cyndaquil]

I miss him irregularly

[@damarziman]

I believe the visual pairing to a soundtrack would be a fucking movie Jeremy

[@Ads-yw1wr]

Holy shit based and wendy carlos pilled I can’t believe Jerma put the 1982 ost on there

[@HertzVT]

Happy channel anniversary! Thanks for all the great edits. Hope you're doin well Cheltie.

[@itagamineko]

he was talking about the shufflemania ending before our very eyes and nobody noticed

[@boingermoment6002]

sparkle on! its friday!

[@frozone2366]

Happy 3 year anniversary of snipping through this DERANGED man streams!

[@spacebum78]

Thanks Cheltie I couldn’t watch the stream but you always come in clutch

[@THEJesusChristyoutubechannel]

Happy 3 years, Cheltie! Thank you for all you have done for the community ❤

[@kilse101]

Thank you for putting out videos for 3 years!!!!

[@tutovii_]

so glad that jerma woke up from his 3 year coma to play suika game!

[@paytonrichardson7194]

this is the closest thing we will get of Jerma playing anything remotely close to tetris.

[@Ivanfesco]

This stream had some good foreshadowing

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

What does that mean? Are you saying this is one of those “theres things here that will become its own stream later” streams?

[@solidpandacka5544]

@@eddyspaghetti6211 The joke about finding someone to play tennis with actually happened in DougDoug's shufflemania grand finale so Jerma was 100% foreshadowing it

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

@@solidpandacka5544 ohh wow

[@trickybakery4274]

This episode of jermacraft was reminiscent of the old comb and shave episodes. Except there was no facecam and he ignored all my questions about the cannibalism allegations. 0/10

[@Cmanorange]

the grind doesnt sleep

[@bstrd5573]

Congratulations to your anniversary! And greatest thanks to you, without you I literally wouldn't be able to know the atrocious beauty that jerma is

[@Sybato]

20:32 His Gruntilda impression is pretty good

[@Queggletank]

Gosh darn it I want a Super Jerma Tennis Stream

[@tobysona]

happy 3 year channel anniversary!!! yippee!!!!

[@heyitsmort7744]

Jerma doesn’t need to be a vtuber cuz his avatar is exactly that in every game he plays. The way the cloud fidgets, you can see his mind

[@sully6779]

Man claims to hate tetris then plays essentially tetris

[@cobrasix9575]

I can't believe he's withering into dust, so sad to see.

[@theshrimp]

I woke up halfway through the video and now jerma is listening to Tron (1982)?

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

17:28 i love this bit

[@katmorrison9974]

Happy anniversary!! Thank you so much for your work, your edits have brought me so much joy through a really difficult period in my life. More grateful than you could know 💖💖

[@BossBabyReal]

Jerma man watermelon game

[@zeri5261]

FINALLY MORE JERMY

[@onraj7847]

Thank you for these 3 years of fantastic edits!

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

Finally, it took long enough for the first vtuber to play this game.

[@imonlysleeping4491]

Thanks as ever Cheltie!

[@gabeitch9142]

Nice. Was missing jerma

[@panikew]

you make the best edits don't die tomorrow

[@SlothyTheDemon]

I started actively watching jerma last year, I think I saw his GTA 5 videos when I was young and loved them and now he's retiring...it's sad

[@waffleless]

Man, I thought I’d be ready for his retirement. I am not. I thought I had till my university graduation.

[@zectric4145]

Its scary that cheltie doesn't sleep, the stream ended and before i went to bed this video uploaded

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

the confidence and pride he has when he calls himself an "ipad gamer" is so funny

[@zioncruz7302]

Was just wondering when I could watch this stream. You came through like an early Christmas present

[@voiroy1880]

HOLY SHIT HE IS BACK WE ARE FUCKED!

[@redthe_hound]

honestly difficult finding another streamer to put on, nothing is as comforting as this guys laugh

[@IzDube]

northernlion

[@manashieldmedia]

I'm so happy boss baby is (probably in an unrelated way) on the thumbnail. I asked in chat if this was the Baby ASMR continuation.

[@2ue]

tv voice impersonation at 29:19 was actually insanel good lmao caught me off guard

[@nightfountain1197]

When he said he's the type of person to play this game in bed and start falling asleep and drop the switch on himself... that may or may not have happened to me before

[@BoolaidMan]

Oh boy it's 3 AM! 🍔

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

Final Stream he should just stream a whole theatrical movie and get his account banned

[@MA1R]

I didn't know I needed this... Now I must watch

[@juanconnelly4142]

thanks for this cheltie!

[@blazerlazer55]

20:10 the long awaited return of superman casio keyboard

[@ReifinDFanchon]

16:58 Sound Effect Andy

[@kallekehveli]

yay jerem. Jerm. Jemra...

[@yahkimicki236]

gegra

[@RDGridJanika]

Millionaire Andy playing tennis , next up is golf when he becomes a Billionaire Andy :D

[@YouMystMe]

As "the tennis guy" this emotionally affected me.

[@Blwaxen]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CHELTIE!!! sidenote- its my anniversary with my girlfriend too. COINCIDENCE !!!

[@kokomo8903]

Jerma talking abot iron chef is everything

[@Hikazey]

I'm officially Jerma-pilled

[@prinz_vogelfrei_4ever]

That’s why he’s retiring :(

[@EndorJedi985]

What was the song that went "wawawaeh, wawawaeh, wawawawawawawawawawaeh!"

[@alfieayling3812]

jerma descovers the wonderful work of wendy carlos

[@de-ment]

I really hope he doesn't skip jerma rumble again

[@Bistinglolwut]

i think he might since he described it before like it was in the past

[@No1TypeC]

The wrestling games suck now and we've reached the limits of customizing the old ones. Same reason Joel isn't planning on doing them anymore

[@OdaSwifteye]

It's time to make a customizable wrestling game for wrestling fans to use.

[@sirrealism7300]

Jerma NEEDS to play lethal company with his sidekicks

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

SIDEKICKS LMAOO

[@funnypeashootercreature]

so jerma retiring is just... him streaming less or am i missing something?

[@Slop_Dogg]

yeah, that’s just it. he probably shouldn’t have said “retire” because people react really intensely to it. his main focus is just elsewhere now.

[@BulborbStan]

Him retiring isn't a joke?

[@KevlarCaviar]

@@BulborbStan He's retiring from being a *full time* streamer, but not from streaming in general. His main focus is his new job, but he's going to keep streaming whenever he's in the mood as well as going back to making prerecorded content like in Ye Olden Times. This isn't an end, but the beginning of a new era of Jermistory.

[@heyitsmort7744]

Gotta get the 17:10 scale into a DAW somehow

[@konjackonjac5201]

Jerma is my favorite HoloEN member

[@bbytyty]

Your grandpa's favorite streaming grandpa

[@foirblast9312]

My favorite post-moretum streamer

[@typing4mylife]

Funny Jerma watched The Game recently. Wonder if he’s also a Blank Check podcast fan.

[@kayaolgyay6236]

jerma in the delivery room 29:38

[@CalciumOxyde]

Jerma is a banana

[@Cow80y]

man I just joined this community last year and it’s already over 😭

[@liketocodev]

thumbnail jumpscared me jesus christ

[@chrisrogers2156]

thanks you

[@ScarfKat]

He basically retired with zero fanfare lol. I thought he said there would be a big finale event stream of some kind? I guess he got too tied up with working at Off-Brand or something. Honestly though I was just thinking recently that if he retires soon I'm not even gonna be bothered cause he was barely streaming anyway lol. And also I feel like most of the streams this year that weren't collabs were kinda dull. Pretty much the right time to retire from streaming I think.

[@wgetJane]

jerma

[@Yippieyiyo]

26:52 bro is doing that CoryxKenshin “retirement”

[@lainey7157]

20:00 I almost just puked

[@cakenminecarft791]

11:59 portfolio mentioned

[@azimaini]

he streamed jsut to promote his corporate project. okay.

[@No1TypeC]

typical greedy multi-millionaire

[@yahkimicki236]

he's so filled with avarice

[@OdaSwifteye]

We on the downward spiral boys.

[@VeloriaMyVey]

the sell-out arc continues

[@piplup985]

I miss him😿 hope he’s doing well though

[@Baba-yv6ml]

critics of bernie sanders agree, tron is the best movie of february!

[@deaconbluuuues]

Woah

[@wilburthemango]

how tf does cheltie upload so fast

[@user-lu9ll2bc1l]

If i had to guess, probably watches live and marks down areas of the stream that they think are video worthy, then downloads the vod and edits it down real quick

[@carto4028]

Dark Covent with gods beyond the veil.